Queer male dating show edition/ftl/ News• Connor is the newest freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times/ftl/ old News• Simbal's team has won the acting challenge• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Fish are playing truth or dare while others film promos in the yard• Acting challenge is underway• Week 2 immunity challenge is underway: • Presidential Election• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Ian has been eliminated• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 (embed)>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtspurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj (embed)>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE (embed)>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205411429
>>205413133mizzy has to go
>>205413169fuck yea dude kick ass thats my bro
>>205413202Strongly agree
>Fishtank 4>sci-fi setting they can't leave "the ship">Elimination is being stranded on a planet to die>big screen tv in the main room>Burt playing the ship's AI/might be AI sampled from his confessionals etc>Contestants have to call him Daddy Burt>plotline is Daddy Burt slowly going insane and they're trapped in the ship>have to eat pre-prepared rations and only drink TANG>complete challenges to earn life support functions (turning the heating on)>Sharks are Gay Aliens (Gayliens?) who hacked Daddy Burt and are controlling the shipBasically I'm pitching System Shock x Consentual Non-Concentual gay porn
binx has aids
>>205413215I feel like Fishtank is getting gayerBy Fishtank 7 it will be Sam, Jon and Jet watching a gay orgy in the living room
sex with straight hair clown smaack
>>205413231>stay INSIDE>No PREP
>>205413215fishtank 4 will be munich massacre larp
Show's ass, I'm out
I think Alex might be the biggest dumbass in the entire history of Fishtank and I love the little nigga for it.
>>205413240bye
lifeisbinxie
>>205413257stay strong Bongzarippa
>>205413236smaack (con pelo liso) forma de payaso > binx enojado > el travesti paytroon
>>205413133Christ almighty. Fall asleep at 9 and you miss so much. The new freeloader has gotta be a huge douche with that tattoo.
>>205413274lmfao waifufag powerscaling
>>205413215I like this idea
>>205413169>>205413207Burt is a based Neecheean Pedophile nigger. He has the high awareness that evil doesn’t exist and is simply a condition determined by society, and Daddy Burt gets what Daddy Burt wants. Mind you, a good fuck is a good fuck, and the best sex is that which society frowns upon. Granted he is Ubermenshin’, he deserves to go around as a coach molesting young girls exhibiting obvious signs of predation but going unchecked because of his surface level friendly demeanor and the unnecessary and foolish amount of trust humans put in each other.
>>205413274así es
>>205413257is she more beat than lexi doe? (it's now inarguable that mizzy is by far the most beat)
Why is Burt in jail?
>>205413303Racism.
>>205413298No, Lexi is far more beat than Mizzy. Mizzy just has a weird ass and legs.
>>205413303Rape
I am not attracted to any of the fish physically but I will support Smack in the waifu wars because despite her politics she seems pure of heart.
>>205413303serving 4 days for attempted rape
Why Do Both G and Andrew like Smaack so much? I get it but don't at the same time
>>205413257binx has a really awkward off putting way of dancing she must be autistic or something
>>205413318Who's Andrew?
>>205413303He dindu nuffin! He a good boy
>>205413303He lost a challenge to Cymbal
>>205413298nah, lexi has been massacred by fillers and botox
>>205413318Probably to gas her up for when the show turns
>>205413303Combination of racism and rape
binx has a kid??
>>205413312>waifu warsnot really a thing this season apart from paypals malding over the other girls
>>205413257<3
On Lukes ig live he alluded to figuring out the premise of the show, what did he mean?
>>205413318 because >>205413312Last night Sam told her she could stop trying to be mean. I think she's just legitimately nice so she stands out from all of these wretched fame hungry people. I don't even know how she got cast.
>>205413334I don't think so, she hasn't mentioned it atleast
>>205413303purely socioeconomic factors
>>205413321Guy who gets G his burritos
>>205413334I would and wouldn't be surprised at the same time, but it's highly unlikely. She can barely take care of herself.
>>205413321The Eyebrow Man
>>205413334We need to get the baby psychic to investigate.
>>205413257payton is hotter thougheverbeit
>>205413303Ben is living out his gay prison fantasy on the viewers dime
>>205413295If she didn't have tattoos she'd look so much better.
>>205413357dial 8
After gaytank S4 will be Lesbiantank
Simping for Binx is ironic right? She's haggard looking.
>>205413360This is universally true
>>205413334Didn't she say she wanted kids? I remember it was funny because she's about to hit her menopausal years
>>205413310>Lexi is far more beat than Mizzycome on, magne, she's literally seinfeld. lexi just has wine aunt facetuning.
>>205413367i think shes cute, she is boring tho
>>205413367binx-chan so skibidi
>>205413370>she's about to hit her menopausal yearsthats around 40. shes 32. give her a break.
>>205413369On the first or second day, someone shopped the beach picture of her without tattoos and a "natural makeup" look, and she was 10x better at least. She's still the best in famous house currently though. Maybe besides Payton.
Baking
>>205413376Mizzy looks like she was hot 5 years agoLexi looks like she was pregnant in middleschool
Where's Ted?
>>205413376
Payton has a penis and owes me sex
>>205413411kicked off
>>205413398Harsh but true. Still, her legs are insane. I think she really has that lipedema thing.
>>205413418NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205413411Why do you think Burt is in prison?
>>205413418Are you fucking kidding me?
>>205413411He quit
>I AM A MAN
>>205413344c'mon, the entire cast isn't that mean desu.
>>205413425no, he was aware of the show so they pulled him to one side in the yard and Sam picked him up and carried him through a door into the production area.Jet told the others he had a horrible skateboarding accident and had to go to the hospital but wouldn't be coming back because he went on his phone to call family or something.
>The chance of having a child affected by Down syndrome increases from about 1 in 1,250 for a woman who conceives at age 25, to about 1 in 100 for a woman who conceives at age 40. It is possible that risks may be higher as many statistics only report live births and do not take into account pregnancies with chromosomal abnormalities that were terminated or ended due to natural pregnancy loss.It's irresponsible to have a child after 19. Binx is three years away from being classed as "Advanced maternal age", she has no business having a child.
>>205413439damnthats crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwMg0RsGlQ>smaackfags are in love with this
>>205413444
>>205413257she tries so hard to be latino but is white as they come
Should they tell Alex that his marriage is basically over once he leaves? Maybe even say his fat wife is already taking the monkeys.
>>205413432BEHOLD, A WOMAN!
>>205413448She's regressed to her childhood due to famous house bringing back suppressed foster home trauma
>>205413448Remember when she said she was triggered by the plushies since they reminded her of foster care?
>>205413459ate a monkey
i honestly thought that alexis was kicked since nobody mention her last night in this thread while i quickly skimmed through during work
>>205413464*a man
burt singing broadway musicals
>>205413456This is what happens if you have a baby at binxs age, he makes posts like this on 4chan. Just abort. Adopt a healthy child if you must.
I've concluded that Burt can no longer win the show. Sam will not give $50k to a guy who's literal, actual real life fantasy is to tie up and rape random men and women. You could tell when Sam grilled him until he admitted he wanted to rape people that it was Burtver.
>>205413482who's sitting next to charles/opposite nick?
>>205413459No. Can't risk him leaving.
>>205413479erm thats the joke dingus
>>205413467>>205413474TRAUMA DUMPTRAUMA DUMPTRAUMA DUMPlets see what G's epic foster care home trauma is
binx is obviously a cunt and I don't know why more people don't realize it. she isn't much better than any of the other girls
coomers on standby for mizzy waking up
>>205413495they’re gonna rig it for smack to win (and that’s a good thing!)
>>205413498alex schultz
>>205413508porco dio…
>>205413510This but unironically. She's the only good person in the house.
>>205413503She just likes the chaos stuff. She laughed at the indian SFX immediately, encourages Burt to try to get with Alex, or to ask Signal if he's gay. And her plans are decent.
>It’d be cool if I could do a parody of that shower scene from American History XBased Burt
>favorite two fish this season are Burt and Alex>Alex would probably sell his soul to Satan to get famous>Burt fantasies about rape and murder and is probably a pedo (no limits is pedo code words)I guess I hope they get 2nd and 3rd
>>205413503Pretty and chuddy but just ugly enough that they can delude themselves into thinking she's achievable.
>>205413525The simp money is on Binx.
>>205413133Burt so happy he got that Big white bussy in the house ready to smashbut he doesn't know Connor has monkey pox
has ted gone on socials since leaving the house?
>introduce new gay queer male>Burt is locked up for 24 hours under constant surveillance meaning he won’t be able to spurtRape is incoming
go fuck yourselves seriously
>>205413540Sorry Andrew
>>205413537teds dead
>>205413540what's wrong, andrew?
Andrew “Jet” Goodson owes Burt sex
>>205413538implying he wont spurt anyways
>>205413540
>>205413508good eats
You know its eating Jet alive that he's not getting any attention this season and the fish don't even know his name.
how did Burt get put in a prison jumpsuit? I can't find clips
>>205413495But Burt would be a sweet and very caring rapist, he'd even offer you supplements for sleeping, some Benadryl too
>>205413498this guyhttps://x.com/BeNice2MeProdproducer of world peace 2 and is also the warm up act for Sam Hyde's stand up
>>205413572he was buck broken
>>205413569also the fact that Ben is completely outshining him this season
>>205413572the groping incident with Alex
Brehs I don't want Famous House to ever end
>Fame-Oz Houseburt W
>>205413495Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger. He’s a Neecheean about it, though.
>>205413572He raped Ted
>>205413567Life is pretty fucking Mizzy right now
>>205413579Ben has outshined him since day 1 though. Goran has never once made me laugh while Ben does all the time.
>>205413569>>205413579But it's completely deserved. Ben and Sam have shown that they are seriously good together with the fake production fighting. Easily some of the best parts of S3 so far.
>>205413569This is 100% true I'm mutuals with Bex (the rave girl everyone thought was Jenny) and he spends his nights crying in the basement
Do you think the basement has a contingency plan if Burt goes apeshit? Schizos are known for getting violent out of nowhere. I don't think a single person in that house could stop him though.
>>205413613His arms and his ass have weird surgicalimplants to resemble muscles and he can barely move
>>205413274factos>>205413344>Last night Sam told her she could stop trying to be mean.Clip?
>>205413613The jeet beat him in an arm wrestle he'll do
Gay Ben is mogging presumably straight Jet so hard this season
>>205413601Remember on bitchtank when Jet told the camera his views on the fanbase and advised them to kill themselves?
>>205413318they are based smaacktivists
>>205413540Love u jet verification not required
>>205413613probably tasers and everyone in production rushing him.To be completely frank though if Burt lubes himself up with water/ky/butter then grabs a kitchen Knife I really doubt anyone could stop him. Might just be a case of evacing the cast to production areas then locking him in a room until he going into a tard sleep
>>205413293>Neecheean
>>205413334I'd think we'd have already found that out. She's terminally online enough that you can scour her old MySpace, LiveJournal, and Tumblr, besides everything she posts on Twitter and Insta.
>>205413344he told her that because he knows she’s not winning already
Did Burt shit in a bucket?
>>205413334>>205413639She's got stuff on twitter going back to 2011. We'd probably know yeah.>>205413646Good one, honestly.
Why do you have crumbs on your face?
>>205413637Burt is Ubermenshin’, yes.
>>205413645When will Burt begin to crush on Ben and make him extremely uncomfortable?
>>205413343I'm not sure besides "people doing anything for a crumb of fame or notoriety", but after last night, I'm pretty sure a lot of the stuff people were speculating over almost completely revolves around the extent to which Burt is a headcase.
>>205413133what have i missed this morning!?
>>205413343It’s a queer male dating show.
Jet can you bring Burt some food please
>>205413439Not just aware, but they were worried he was at risk of spoiling it by calling computer TTS. Then they got super paranoid that he snuck in to Markypost.
queer homosexual male gays
>>205413645wait that makes me think, once hellhouse starts will G beat up gay ben for being such a faggot? is that what its building up to?
Binx should be kicked for pandering to fishtank paypigs simps from day 1. oh wait, that's how sam makes his money. she shouldn't be eligible for the 50K at least. im sure the josie tier paypigs are already saving up money for her, so she wins anyway.
>>205413672I love the daily burt. keep it up pls
>>205413676right, but he presents it like there's some grand reveal which isn't obvious>>205413669that is pretty funny if they go the hannibal lectar route
>quoting mean girlsBurt has officially snapped
I think it's extremely funny when Simbal says "What you are doing" instead of "What are you doing." I don't know why but it cracks me up.
>>205413706nigga been doin it since day 1
>>205413706I worry for Burt. He is not well.
>>205413495100%.>>205413510Unless their plan is to only institute Hellhouse for everyone else for being more desperate, they're not. They're going to spare her by elimination before things get rough.
>burt quoting mean girls and chicagoHe zesty
>>205413692is the new freeloader even gay? i only watched recaps of him coming in. and i didnt see him saying he is gay or anything.in fact, when he was talking with sam and ben in confession he said something about politics making his job at the police office worse, seems to me like he holds conservative views.so maybe what they are doing is telling burt that the new guy is gay, so burt starts pestering him, meanwhile connor is quite the opposite and will call out burt for being a faggot and allat.
ngl Burt is giving me asmr
>Here's your tea, it's hot>Just like me?>Yeah
she is so quirky!
burt preachin
Someone record Mizzy when she gets up for ass shots, i have things to do currently
>>205413729https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEEfIkkCM8g
>>205413360normally I'd agree but they look good on her. In fact I think she should get a full sleeve of those flowers.
What show is Burt talking about?
>>205413746hands down the most likable girl. would snuggle.
>>205413760schizobabble
I prefer being ignored, it's comforting.
burt is acting
So, Payton is 100% the next to go, right? She has zero personality and offers nothing to the show.
>>205413754well then
>>205413746my stupid libtard quirk chungus wife
Why is Burt so sex obsessed?
whats sam and bens thoughts on Binx? I've heard them say something about everyone but her and maybe sneed
>>205413760gossip girls
Enjoying this rhyming solo riffing Burt kino
>>205413771Was he acting when he got committed to a mental health hospital a decade ago?
>>205413776They don’t like her.
>>205413782his a full immersion actor that preps for one role his entire life
>>205413782no but that was years ago
>>205413770for real, plus true hate makes people want to kill you, being ignored doesn't get you targeted, Burt is a fucking retard
>>205413772nah production loves trans women
>>205413772I think they're going to just let things play out unless Alex or Burt are in danger.
>>205413785Sam said he thinks she could win 2 or 3 days ago
>>205413776They can't stand her
>>205413746it's all fun and games until she needs to coldly and passive aggressively reproach someone for saying a bad no-no word "DO BETTER"
>>205413775Autism and ostracisation. Guy has no friends, being part of the porn community is the closest thing he has.
>>205413785>>205413802why?
>>205413802hahahaha is it her quirky uwu personality?
>>205413785I think they like her and Mizzy more than Alexis/Peyton/Smaak, at least whoever is controlling director mode seems to be more interested in them. I don't blame them, Alexis/Peyton/Smaak are boring as fuck and haven't done anything interesting in the first 2 weeks,
>>205413800Doesnt mean they like her
Burt, Binx and Alex are going to be the final three everyone else will stay around to suffer after Sam gives them around 1k each so they don't leave when he tells them he will shave their head
Burt has really weird feet. There’s something unnerving about them.
burt kinda spittin
>>205413794You might think it's bizarre. But that's the way things are.
>>205413794It's probably an ego thing. Blacks have a tough time not being egotistic.
>>205413813Not sure, but Sam was close to throttling her in the confessional a day or two ago.
>I HATE YOU I HATE YOU>HOPE YOU BLEED AND CHOKE
Is it me or are Burt's monologues getting more hateful and violent?
>>205413817Kind of.Id frame it more as that she plays the game so well it becomes boring. Its irrelevant whether she knew of fishtank or if she figured it out after starting, what matters is that her metagame is so good it sucks out all the fun/content.
>>205413776Ben and Jet are realistically probably fine with her, and he's exaggerating his disdain to see if she'll stick out the show, but Sam's doesn't have much patience in the first place for e-girls. Otoh, everyone legit thought he hated Letty throughout s1, so who actually knows, but he probably is irritated that she knows more than she should as a contestant.
>>205413792Ahh so he legitimately has paranoid schizophrenia but he's acting like he has paranoid schizophrenia. Good to know. Pretty based to act very badly in all your previous acting work only to put in an amazing performance for fishtank. They lucked out with this guy who has been pretending he can't act for his entire career, just waiting for the right role to reveal his talent.
>>205413848He’s really enjoying his prison roleplay.
burt is possessed by queer male djinn
>>205413851for now, that is
>>205413813I don't know if they hate her but they seem very suspicious that she knows about the show and they are pressing her about it
>>205413848sam and ben are actively encouraging it so yeah
>>205413859This can happen
>>205413851yeah people seem to like that about her but it's not entertaining or interesting, i don't really watch her or listen to gossip/scheming so idk how shes playing the game
>Ted comes back but he must have sex with Burt>Ian comes back but he can't leave the couch>Luke comes back but he must throw Signal around every daysimple as that.
Anyone else like to watch gay porn after Fishtank nowadays?
>>205413856yup
So, when is Sam going to raid Mizzy's secret stash? You could get a full meltdown just by replacing this stuff with a salad.
>>205413861It's obvious she does because our favourite big brained bosnian rape baby Jet emailed her using a @fishtank email.She basically done extensive research about the show before she got there, but is smart enough to pretend in front of Ben and Sam that she doesn't know anything.
what the fuck is prep?
It's impossible to guess who production actually likes. This season they're being nice to people like Payton and Smack while last season Sam singled out Summer from day 1 and gave her hell.
>>205413885After? The show is basically already gay porn.
my best friend's daughter is the one for me, BFD, BFD
Lmao what the fuck is Burt singing in the locker
>>205413890mizzy having an actual fatty stash is wild
Burt and Sam really share a strong bond with taboo sex
>>205413896it's a drug that that people take before having sex with people who HIV, it can help prevent infection. You may question why someone would want to have sex with someone who has HIV.
Has anyone been able to offer up any good theories regarding whatever the fuck Luke was alluding to the other day on his livestream?
>>205413896https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/prep/index.html
>>205413898Last time you could tell they had genuine disdain for the super fans. This time you can tell they have genuine disdain for the fame whores like Alex and Mizzy.
>>205413861This, the confessional yesterday was clearly meant to get her to blow it so they'd have grounds for Ted-like removal (unlike him, she is popular with both the fish and audience so they want to be really sure).But she handled it very well, so they are either convinced that she is a realizer rather than knower, or atleast now believe she won't cause any problems (like Ted clearly would) so they decided to keep her around longer
>>205413890He wouldn't dare.
>>205413910My theory is he's an attention seeking faggot who keeps making posts about himself in these threads
burt freestyling rape fantasies in prison
>>205413904He's happy he's got a new target to try and rape
BFD BFD
>>205413908Good fucking lord thats disgusting, Alex and Burt use it apparently, that's what Luke said
>>205413920She's a knower but good at pretending she isn't.Expect more Sam and Ben kino of trying to get her to slip up.
>>205413890throw a copy of seinfeld season 2 in there too
>>205413900>Big round titties and she's only 19 . yeah yeah yeah yeahWtf is he doing? Trying to hypnotize himself straight?
Life is SEINFELD
>>205413295what type of 30 year old female does this
>>205413933Alex is a former Heroin addict, he might be Pozzed.Burt is an active Raw Top so it's entirely possible too.
>>205413915they love Alex, he has actual talent. Mizzy however...
>>205413938>>205413900https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0Zt1BRErYqVYVJKx2VSouq0g5iiqEpWuHe's singing his favourite songs, he does this every day
>>205413947most
>>205413947me
>>205413947cute ones
>>205413950dude this shit makes me feel sick
>>205413947Women don't really change after 18 until they hit menopause.
just fucked my ass with a dildo
>>205413947nearly perfect qt ones
>>205413965Yeah. Don't look up Bugchasers or whatever the name for people to try to deliberately infect others is. HIV is fucking grim.
>>205413971Good morning Cryo
Stacys Son or whatever redux was pretty solid.
>>205413971gay faggot cunt
Burt podcast in Locker Room. He is even doing Cumtown-esque gay parodies.
>>205413772i guess they're gonna vote cimbal out since they "hate" him, but who knows....
>>205413980he really turns me on
anything interesting planned for tonight
>>205413971holy based
>>205413894Which explains how she was able to synthesize the game winning strategy of being letty tier snake with josie's cute autistic appeal to the paypigs
>Stacy's son has always made me cum, I've been jerkin to him since he turned 21. Stacy can't you see, I need that boy's dick inside of me. I know that he's your son, but that just makes it a lot more fun.Damn
>>205413957He's rephrasing them to be about rape teen girls and boys
Thread Theme>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>205413977I might be too pure for this hellscape of a world
>>205413971least gay fishtank fan
>>205413989I want her to make her top 3 but for that exact reason she should never be allowed to win.
>>205413991this is why he's in mensa
>>205413989Burt gets more paypig money than her.
>>205413991Goes insanely hard.
>>205413861There's been people joining her discord since s3 started, the only leak I've seen makes it look like her biggest simp doesn't know much about the show, and her slight references in her streams that people have found make it look like she didn't know much about it; one of her streams right before going on had her surprised by some chatters telling her to look into it more, so she probably only knows broad general shit, like that it's a livestreamed torture prank show. Knows less than Ted, but looks like she knows more cause she's semi-chuddy.
>>205413991based
>>205413923u good bro?
all im saying is that wosie and burt should link up after this
>He's got Luke wibes
I suspect binx has aids
How can burt be so based and make this much content solo with no interaction, holy shit this dude is a literal gold mine.
>>205414007Agree tbqhShe does deserve the exposure she gets out of this, as well as some money, it was a good play.
>all of burt's songs about fucking sons and daughters involve them being over the age of 18And y'all trying to say he's a pedo
>>205413877I dunno, I think it's pretty funny that she's got everyone pegged down and works everyone but it keeps blowing up everytime
>>205414017Yeah she definitely done her research privately and made sure not to leave any traces.Do you really think she'd randomly schedule videos on her youtube called 'poo' and 'pee' timed to coincide with when she's on fishtank tho?She definitely watched summaries of both seasons.
>>205413938burt is not gay
for someone so cunning and socially intelligent binx comes off as a retard most of the time, is it just because the house is retarded, or is it just a woman thing?
bring back luke NOW this new guy STINKS
>>205414039if they are under 25 you are a pedo
>Stacy's mom turns me the fuck on. I know that it's sick and I know that it's wrong. Stacy your pussy ain't doing shit for me. I know that she's your mom, but tell it to my 8-inch schlong.
>>205414050>a woman thingyou got it right
Is he making that shit up on the go? I googled the lyrics and couldn't find shit
>>205414050Just a woman thing.They're intelligent at scheming and bullshit petty social games but they're still retarded women at the end of the day.
>>205414039just one schizo says that but I think he's asleep rn
>>205413503her and alex in b2 was comfy kino yesterday
>>205414050Its literally deliberate. Her gameplan is snaking and manipulating her way through the show like Letty while pretending to be a harmless retard like Josie to make sure she remains popular with both the Audience and the other Fish.
LMFAO
>>205414053>clap>chuckle>smirkI love him bros.
Burt is the greatest dirty song parody writer of the 21st century.
>>205414052Shooo shooo roastie.>>205414056It's this with Burtified lyrics: >>205413997
>>205414039Its because most people here are pumped full of estrogen and generally its women who make those kinds of comments
>>205414056He’s gay rapist Weird Al, he’s basically making gay rapist versions of songs.
>>205413910Burt. Everyone forgets that Burt's obvious craziness to us was invisible to everyone else while Luke was there because he hid up in b3 so much.
>>205414069>It's this with Burtified lyricsI get it but like is there this exact parody version out there somewhere? Or did he made those coomer lyrics himself
>>205413920>so this random SLUT just liked your instragram post for no reason?>You LYING PIECE OF SHIT CULERO PENDEJO HIJO DE PUTA
>>205413809Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger. He should be put down.
>Burt coming up with Famous House Arrest and Fame-Oz house in five seconds. This dude is special
>>205413915They don't hate Alex. He's their Jon this season.
Burt loves Connor already, holy damn
>burt thinks the new guy is here to seduce him and take his famous bucks
Burt probably jerked off a lot to Oz
>>205414084I dont know why she bothers with the teenage ethot look. Obviously she can kind of pull it off (thanks to being fit unlike mizzy) but i think she looks much better with less makeup and parted hair.
what is the point of these
>But why?>What is the purpose?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>205414105Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you.
>>205413754another gay guy for simbal to compete for alpha male status with
>>205414064I remember listening to letty on the palace and she comes across as stupid despite being very socially intelligent, i think its just common for a lot of women to be intelligent in this regard, a lot of autists have narrow but impressive expressions of intelligence
>>205414105The threads? It's an ongoing 24/7 reality tv webshow, people want to discuss it as it's constantly generating new topics to discuss. Just filter it if you're not interested, no problem.
>>205414105lol fuck
It’s almost unfair how lucky the wiggers got with Burt. You just know they only saw the gay porn stuff and didn’t realize how schizophrenic he is. His prison role was also completely by chance since the contestants for the horseshoe competition were random and who won was a 50/50.
did that nigga just said he wanted to be in smaack?
>>205414039He was saying earlier he felt weird hanging out with a 19 year old. And in confessional with Sam last night he said something like he's glad that society has rules and legal boundaries because he would break them all to get what he wants
>>205414103I love her style but she would be 10x hotter with black hair.
f2p bros post lvlim lvl 53total paypiggy death
>>205414081He's 160 IQ, of course he makes them himself.
>>205413448what a qt
connor just said he is not gay
>>205413851what is her strategy? I see her agreeing with the people shes speaking too but i can't keep track of all the scheming
>>205414125homosexual chatgroups for paypigs
>>205414125they have clan wars where you can win prizes.
>>205413989She's doing basic reality show gaming, and she's been an e-girl for years, she wouldn't have to look up Josie to pull simp tricks off
>>205414140Lock him in prison with Dom Daddy Burt for 10 minutes and we’ll see if that’s still true.
>>20541413664, I just keep the site open in another tab for when ppv shits itself
>>205414039>>205414129Burt IS a pedophile, mind you. Granted, he is also a nigger.
>>205414127there isn't a person in the house that roided nigger wouldn't want to fuck
>>205414121See:>>205414058
>>205414133
>>205414047he's effectively gay. very few women will knowingly want to fuck a schizo guy who is constantly fucking old men in the ass
>>205414125paypigs circlejerking each other to paypig more.neptunian money generating scheme.ignore if youre not retarded
>>205413643she will
>>205414141I zone out a lot when the girls are talking.
I believe that Burt is a pedo but is there any proof that he’s a nigger?
>>205414126that's what makes fishtank goodthe wiggers are absolutely winging this from start to finish and it's fun seeing something actually work out sometimes
>>205414154looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
>>205414039Retards can't differentiate. He's a weirdo and a pervert but it's obvious for anyone observant that he deep down is non-violent and peaceful. He wouldn't rape or hurt anyone. But because he's a nigger, likes to RP a rapist murderer and is a pervert that must mean he's a violent rapist pedophile.
>>205414154bros i will watch all her streams after fishtank.its clear now that she will try to capitalise on the fishtank audience.
>>205414155you're effectively retarded
>>205413806cry
>>205414166Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile and a nigger.
>>205414141Even that Is enough in a house of autistic retards
>>205414169You pathetic fucking simpGo do something more fun than watching a 32 year old e-girl you'll never meet talk boring shite about her life or play games badly
I'd watch burt schizo-singing and rambling for 24/7
>>205414044>Do you really think she'd randomly schedule videos on her youtube called 'poo' and 'pee' timed to coincide with when she's on fishtank tho?
How does Burt talk so good?
the way you guys are talking is binxie-chan a master manipulator or just doing standard game show stuff? haven't been here since the don left.....
Just tuned in, QRD why Burt is in schizo-confinement?
>>205414166You are literally covering for a nigger pedophile rapist. No limits is another way of saying the same thing as those old Craigslist ads for "age play" and "looking for a babysitter".
>>205414182She cute tho
>>205414178>and a niggerI said that already. Thank you for confirming the non-observant retard allegations.
>>205413202>>205413209You're both wrong lol
>>205414189he lost a challenge
>>205414192You will never meet her.Jerk off and do something worth doing after.
>>205414189Also who's this new WT-looking guy?
heathers kino. I love burt
>>205414189He raped Ted so hard he was sent to the hospital so now he’s in time out.
>>205414191>literally coveringAm I standing in front of him right now?
>>205413240You were never into it
i will meet binx and make her my wife
>>205414189after admitting to Sam and Ben last night that he has rape/murder fantasies they decided it would be best to isolate him.
he hasnt even been in 24 hours
>>205413318clip of this pic?
>>205414185>>205414189Genuinely can't imagine what he's like during sex. Do you think he gets rhythm going, slightly gets off beat and says "Ohp, sorry, let me try that again" and then does the rape face and tongue thing? How would anyone be able to take it seriously?
>>205414213Everything Burt does looks like it was generated by Hailuo.
>>205414207freeloader who burt is already in love with
Do they know who the US president is yet
Did anyone make webm/gifs of Burt and Alex doing jump high fives and elbow bumps?
>>205414221did they say how long he will be in there?
>>205414215Same
>>205414189SEX WITH MIKU
>>205414169she's going to be disappointed. there's no money in being a fishtank e whore.
Is alexis going to get payton kicked. Isn't she meant to be turning people against the jeet
>>205414229He's probably super talented, meticulous and a natural at fucking.
>>20541424124 hoursHe was put in yesterday at around 11 EST.
>Burt singing about fucking 19 year old daughter>Peyton is 19>Clock shows 14:11>14.11 Its Peytons birthday>Night cams show deer eye>Debate night, Mr G's Birthday, pirate (Peyton), deer (night cams show deer), Nosferatu (BURT) dancing >Burt will rape Peyton on 14.11 on her birthday
>>205414229When he's acting he seems to lock in quite well he's just overacting when he does. So when he goes on his gay buttfucking adventures he probably does vairly well upholding the black bull stick for his middle aged closed fag customers.
>>205414247Payton is going to get Alexis LICKED
>>205414163inconclusive
>>205414255her birthday is on the 30th
>>205414249I really doubt it! I think this is why he often fucks older men / first time gays. The whole thing is super funny to me.
>>205414244There's some, Tay got almost 15k off her simps from maybe four months streaming
TRUE SMINX PATRIOTS STATUS?
>>205414258Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
>>205414169utter state of binxfags
kek this dude spilling the beans on production
They did it. They fucking did it. They made Fish Tank kino.Season 3 will go down as the start of the greatest fucking show ever made.The production team is on point. The contestants are WILD. The pacing is perfect.We're in the golden age of Fish Tank. Season 1 & 2... that was small time.This is fucking crazy.We are witnessing history in the making.I'm legit tearing up. I'm so happy to be posting alongside you guys.This is it.
kick the whole kitchen crew right now
>>205414282yep. same way i feel.witnessing internet history live.
20 more minutes of recaps and then im all caught upthanks reactsimply!
>>205414260imagine Alexis suffocating Payton with her ginormous ass
>>205414281Who? The new freeloader?
>>205414271Fuck, u sure?
>>205414276they need to have a challenge where smaack and binx get naked and start kissing that would be kino i think
>>205414294yep
>>205414291he is the king
binx just put socks on, it's over
Actual attractive women to appear on fishtank>Claire >Letty (post tank)>Trish (with makeup)>Summer>Binx>Smaack>Bex>Payton>Betty (only that first night for some reason)>TaylorMIDS>Mizzy>creature >Abi>Josie (with makeup)>Ella >JCUGLY>Sylvia>Alexis>Meg>CK>NIFTYUTTERLY DISGUSTING >Tayleigh
what is burt yappin about?
>>205414281>>205414287What’s happening? I’m busy watching Burt sing showtunes.
>>205414317negroidaliacs
>>205414294>>205414305i mean its kinda whatever what he is saying. not "spilling" much.
CK is the female freeloader they're bringing in
>>205414317talking to his friends
>>205414305Kek they really know how to pick em
>>205413237>CUM INSIDE>NO PREP
>>205414315>attractive>Summer??????
>>205414327tawlmbout THE beautiful b?
>>205414315I don't agree with everyone, but I agree with the last one 100%
>>205414296yes they were discussing birthday's the other night. Burts is the 12th
Payton is so creepy taking advantage of Smack like that.DYKE
>>205414315>Bettyew
>>205414317I think he's rehearsing bits and conversations.
>>205414315in base form I agree with you but smaack (forma de payaso) con pelo liso is above claire also very based trish placement
>>205414282S3 is what "Fishtank" was meant to be. But S1 was half fans. Then for S2, they said fuck it, let's do all fans and tell them to not tell each other. Obviously Summer fucked that up literally the morning of the 2nd day. That led to the very first idea of Hell House, which only worked because they were all fans, except JC who was actually way more mentally strong than S3 cast. But S3 is very good because IT SEEMS that none of them know except Ted.
looks like a female to me
>>205414336No, I agree with him on summer, but would bump JC and Abi up to attractive and swap Tayleigh and Meg
>>205414344black guys and self-harmers love her though
>>205414351Binx knows
>>205414340Ah okay, missed that
>>205414317He's reciting songs from musicals and I think now he's just reciting the script of Mean Girls with him playing all the parts
>>205414299now THAT would be neptunian
>>205414336summer is an objectively pretty woman even if shes not your type>>205414344THE FIRST DAY OF S1 SHS WAS SUPER HOT she looks like a crackhead outside of that >>205414350its not in order, and yes SMAACK IS CUTE
>>205414341wtf production needs to do something about this sexual predator!
>>205414315Your brain is fried my man.
>>20541436But unlike ted is smart enough to atleast try and hide it (e.g. her confessional last night)
>>205414364Granted Burt IS a pedophile nigger. Mind you, this is normal.
Trisha's sister is prettier than Trish but also has a fat ass
>>205414353she just grew up with turbo conservative hunter dad who wished he had a son. she's not a tranny
I would let burt kiss me in the neck no homo
>>205414378source: my ASS!!
>>205414379wood berry my dik so far in that ass it would take king arthur too pull it out
>>205414125I keep getting invites and i keep collecting them like pokemon
>>205414379fucking disgusting
>>205414367>summer is an objectively pretty woman even if shes not your typeNo she’s not
Payton is FEMALE just has a thin body and is like 5'9
>>205414276Smaack has a very cute bum for a 32 year old. There's really nothing about her that isn't ridiculously cute
>>205414315tay is attractive though
I miss Ted and Ian, they were the greatest content creators.
>>205414402Smack looks like she would love to see some of the black or meztezidominicai in her family get murdered in front of her and have the White of her family deliberating slowly as if discussing yard weed removal whether or not her life should be spared, then they decide she can be an incestmutt cocksleeve slave for the rest of her life and she bites her lip and says THANK YOU MASSA
>>205414384No she’s not you only say this because you’ve exclusively seen old photos of her sister
>Burt just watching the entirety of Mean Girls in his head
>>205414385It's good to teach your daughters about guns and a variety of traditionally male things. Take a look at the tomboy culture from earlier 1900s. Nowadays, leftists portray tomboy culture as aggressively white, as an example. Either way, tomboy hobbies encourage self-respect and discipline. Payton is still quite sensitive and got tattoos, so it's not foolproof of course.
God, Bex is so
Is it okay to keep a schizo in solitary confinement?
>>205414401bitch built like slenderman XDD
>>205414418Is it possible to learn this power
>>205414402What about her 'art' https://www.artbysmaack.com/
>>205414409Ted was kino in the sense that he was so contemptable and pathetic it was like ragebait. Ian unironically had me in tears on the second day due to how devoid of a personality he was, I was dying watching him stand in the kitchen and say/do nothing
>>205414418burt can 100% see the apple in his head so much he can taste it
>>205414418>>205414419>>205414422Granted, Burt is a pedophile. He is also a nigger, mind you—these things happen.
>>205414422Its for his own good
>>205414350abi negro scales above forma de payaso
I think Burt might be gay
>>205414379
>>205413848Yeah. I miss the old days where his schizo ramblings were mostly normal
>>205414379BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>205414440Correction, bi
>>205414427spelling is hard okay!
How has Binx not healed her ankles yet? Production can't get her a compress or just a wrap-able ice pack thing? She doesn't take ibuprofen?
>>205414444>123 123 telekinesis >normal
>>205414450
how many times has he seen mean girls
Kino>Ian>Burt>Alex>Simbal>Lukeretards who ""scheme"" to no avail >Sneed>Alexis>Binx>Mizzy>PaytonNothing>Ted>Smaack
>>205414463teenage pussytelekinesisshe was 13
>>205414461She is old
I dont give a fuck anymore. If you wanna hurt me just fucking hurt me.
Computer I need to talk to you
>>205414427bro she painted Peyton wtf
>>205414452no he’s gay but has sex with women
Better Abi needs to be a freeloader
>>205414461Luke said they'd get her something but they just never didShe Is probably trying not to push it too hard because shes afraid of getting kicked out over this
>>205414471he likes gooning to the high school girls with the plausible deniability that he’s a fag queening out, so many times
>>205414477I'm 31 and a sprained ankle heals within the day.
>>205414328THE V-VOICES
>>205414475This is correct
Better Abi will save Famous House
>>205414417you might be right, I've just seen the pics/webms posted here, Trish still has that wide asian face i dont really like
>>205414494Yeah but, take some NSAIDS, put your foot up, and put ice on it. It's pretty easy.
>>205414496Im 26 and mine took 2 weeks
>>205414471What’s weird is he clarified that the original is his favorite movie of all time but he only talks about the musical version.
>>205414282this retarded looking jock will destroy everything, hes boring as fuck
>>205414427This would look great in the waiting lobby of an abortion clinic.
explain neptunian meme to met. newfag
>>205414487>>205414507pure sex
>>205414513Your ligaments aren't good and you probably lack proper nutrition. Take some vitamins!
Strange Burt turned into a pervert rapper after one night in jail
>>205414427so much high school art junk
why does binx keep mentioning fishtank by name is she retarded
>>205414475I hate Simbal so much but that makes him a great villain. I really want him to stay as long as possible so he keeps getting shit on and losing.Sneed is boring but he did make me laugh when he talked about being a baby psychic, I want them to press him more on that nonsense and let him speak about whatever magic spiritual shit he believes
>>205414525to be fair it takes a very high iq to appreciate smaack’s artwork
>>205414487Who actually is this? She wasn't in a fishtank thing I don't think.
>>205414543Jet sent her an email using the Fishtank domain name.
>>205414558Fuckin little cuban abuela wretch voice saying FEESHTANK
>>205414558JET IT UP
>>205414547yeah simbal is the most unlikeable person on fishtank maybe in it's history, ted and tay are up there for me
>>205414554abi negro
>>205414528Jet has two sidesNeptunian>Kino (S3 Alex's n-word saga)Goranian>Antikino (S2 fish finding out they are all fans and screaming mde memes at each other for half a day)
>>205414495I think it's the opposite. He just says he's bisexual (probably even believing it) but is a full blown fag.
>>205413414Hey that's my snip fellow kiwi
>>205414554Dark Abi
>>205414469look at her legs and you know her skin has the most aroma, good or bad, doesnt matter, but you know her skin scent
I think Baby Sneed would be good on a regular reality show. He’s catty and gay enough that it would work but he’s not a good fit for Fishtank. I don’t dislike him enough that I want him to be tortured but he’s also not funny like Alex or Burt.
>>205414568saar you are delusional saar
Is this alliance still on?
is simbol avoiding binx or did they make up?
>>205414571thanksi thought burt thought that he was an alien from neptune or something
>>205414282Who gave you a phone Alex?
>>205414568Simbal is literally a molester and rapist
>>205414584Alex is smart enough to release that Sweet boy needs to go so the faghag alliance is broken up
>>205414571the neptvinan is light-hearted in nature and a lot of mostly harmless fun (s1). the goranian is depraved, borderline illegal abuse of the contestants (s2)
>>205414571>Kino (S3 Alex's n-word saga)This shit is fucking lame and boring
>>205414419Over protective dads who try to keep their daughters completely away from boys so they can keep daddy's little sports dyke pure might end up with a lesbo slut daughter or a girl with a daddy fetish. Alex was bragging about how relieved he is one of his sisters is 19 came out as gay at 15, because "men are animals" This kind of cuck attitude can set the stage for messing with a girls sexual preferences especially in the context of gayness be higher status since the 2010's in all media.
>>205414595Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you.
>>205414595wtf I love simbal now?
>>205414584It fell apart literally the second connor complimented alexs shoes lmao
I feel like Burt is sexually dom to an autistic level,it's not really about being gay or whatever, it's just that there's nothing more dominating then raping another man, so that's why he does it.
>>205414599it's kinda funny but the fact that this is a standout moment according to fans is pretty bad, reminds me of people hyping up schizo vance in s1 like it was anything beyond mildly amusing
>>205414598Was bringing on a girl because you specifically knew you could capitalize off her revenge porn and harassment, “lighthearted fun”?
STACY'S MOM TURNS ME THE FUCK ONI KNOW THAT IT'S SICK AND I KNOW THAT IT'S WRONGSTACY YOUR PUSSY AIN'T DOING SHIT FOR MEI KNOW THAT SHE'S YOUR MOM BUT TELL THAT TO MY 8 INCH SCHLONG
>>205414419G told her that tattoos are retarded and for retards so hopefully she’ll listen to him and get them removed.
>>205414616well thats why we say "mostly" s1 had goranian elements no doubt, chris as an entity is almost purely goranian
>>205414617wholesome
>>205414610Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. Mind you in Ghanaian culture this would be no problem. As a matter of fact Burt would feed village boys his man juice as a muttering Shamanic animal torturer, in his proper role.
Thoughts on this moment? It left me speechlesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2WvPMTmgE8&t=29shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9d3IkG7xQE&t=7s
>>205414616NINA Jezza did nothing wrong at all
>>205414600Obviously there is a limit. If I had a daughter, I'd give her dinosaur toys, see if she wanted other stuff, teach her guns and some self-defense, but also encourage girly things.
people want the nepvnian i want the goranian it is what it is
Can binx put her makeup on already?YUCK
>>205414599>>205414613its not lame at all retards. its what led to the sam-alex talk yesterday which was absolutely a highlight.
>>205413318she represents everything Sam hates so he's pretending to like her to get her to stay and be humiliated for as long as possible. I doubt Sam actually likes any of them they're all freaks or retarded in some way.
>>205414639Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
>>205414638Nice lighthearted fun
Do we like the new guy or not?
>>205414636Burt is conflating Guilt with Shame. I'm unsure if he actually feels guilt, and instead only thinks about shame in the context of being ostracized.
>>205414598S2 was extremely mean spirited, you could feel the hatred they had for the fish and were just torturing them because they could. I didn't want any of them to win except Cole and he got sent to Auschwitz for talking shit.
>>205414638>Jezza did nothing wrong at allHe showed us his dick when no-one asked him to
>>205414648I disagree, I think Sam likes most Fishtank contestants specifically because they're retarded freaks. Sam is, after all, a retarded freak
>>205414656Connor has yet to prove himself.
>>205414651Exactly a bunch of haha hehe fun. Its no big deal, she got wayy upset.
another day of PC tank
>>205414656He got fired for "horseplay" with a fellow officer so most assume he is gay. I think he looks like your typical Jersey retard. Not a bad guy, but just not someone I'd want to be friends with.
>>205414648trueif sam want someone to stay, does it mean he like this person and care for, or he only want this person to play his ball and get punished? can anybody tell me?
>>205414656I like him only as a tool to cause chaos. He really isn't that interesting on his own ... for now
>>205414661>Sam is, after all, a retarded freakFred Hyde has said this many times.
>>205414636he's just trying to be entertaining, in his mind being a rapist is fun, but he's harmless
>>205414677>"horseplay"wtf is that?
>>205414646The shaman talk? Even his and burt's interrogation was funnier than that
>>205414601Nice chill morning thread but of course this faggot is also up
>>205414648> doubt Sam actually likes any of them they're all freaks or retarded in some way.No he actually likes them
>mizzyraped, abused and mentally shattered >alexis raped, abused and mentally shattered>simbal>beaten and tortured >binxraped, abused and mentally shattered>sneedraped and killed>burtdoing the raping, killing and torturing >smaackmakes it out now>alex spared but scarred >paytondon't careThis is the ideal tank and if you don't understand reddit is down the hall and to the left
where the fuck is smaack?
>>205414684Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. He plays a coach because he likes the idea of sexually abusing young girls.
>>205414656He did gay softcore porn wrestling, so he's got the gachimuchi vote
>>205414525I call this piece "An egregious waste of Seattle taxpayer funds." The genius juxtaposition of the depiction of a corrupt and inefficient infrastructure construction project, made by a 1/16th Negro artist who also partakes in public funding extortion and wastage through her elementary school art and sob story background. Who is the bigger criminal: McMaster & Sons Construction who are getting paid 2x market rates to build an overpass; or Smaack who makes doodles on public library walls for $90,000? You decide.
>>205414677there's female cops too. too many, imo>>205414686foolin' around. playing doctor.
wtf are they preparing fror today? clown play?
>>205414681I think anyone who isn't blinded by their poor relationship with their dad and wanting Sam as a surrogate father figure can see that he's a retarded maladaptive freak
burt telling everyone about the nigger computer voice but everyone just thinks hes crazy lmao
>>205414487Actually a good idea, it would also send a clear message to all the orbiters who were on for a little bit that they're nothing special and very disposable.
>>205414691you might be retarded. group puking into a big puddle is more up your alley i presume
>>205414600I would much prefer my daughter be a tomboy lesbian than raise her to be sent off to college and fucked by hundreds of men.
>>205414696kek
>>205414684>Just some harmless homosexual rapeWhy are burt fans like this?
>>205414686Didn't specify, but what do you think "horseplay" with a fellow officer could be? Why would they get fired for it? Possibly they were doing something like tasering each other, or shooting at bottles in a rural location and didn't account for round counts. Who knows.>>205414706Ah shit, I honestly forgot it could have been with a girl cop.
Burt is getting too confident, he’s going to do something bad soon
>>205414678These people are evil torturers, Ben and Sam and Jet are people, they probably genuinely like the fish
Burt growing deeper into the role>Jeet brings him cereal >his indian ass put in pistachios and nuts for some reason>Burt to Jeet:"What is this shit?">Burt:" Bring me some without all that."even the Jeet was startled for a split second
>>205414714PEEPEEPOOPOO?!!?!!! HAA HAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>205414686Gay sex >>205414706It was a male cop
>>205414656I wish he was straight to bring some balance to the tank, is he possibly bi or something? i know bi = fag in men, but is he showing any sexual interest in the women?
Yeah, she's in her mid-20s, real intelligentHedonistic with the gravel, drawing dead eyesYou say she's anorexic, and you heard she likes when people say itThink you already know her, but you don't
>>205414728Fuuuuuck, I wish this was clipped.
Where my Smaack at, friends?
>>205414722he wouldn't do it IRLfor now
>>205414656He moggs me so I would seethe about him
>>205414684>in his mind being a rapist is fun>he's harmlesspick one saar
So what happened with yesterdays "Alex martial arts training"?Wasn't Scott able to get the night off at the local grocery store?
>>205414728He needs proper food to keep his strength for all the manly prison stuff. Like rehearsing musical numbers and Mean Girls dialog.
>>205414709and here you are posting about him. telling.
>>205414659>the "therapy" struggle sessions>not giving them food>beating the shit out of eachother>the multiple rapes>the whole frank and tay saga s2 was insane in retrospect pvre goranian chemo
non-consensual male encounters
>>205414714No? It's just listening to Alex lie is funnier than watching him grovel and whine like a dog over and over
>Whats this bean shit?
Burt is 100% gay but since he is a nigger he also fantasies about raping women
I guess the apple don't fall far from the tree'Cause I've been looking at you so longNow I only see meI wanna throw the apple into the skyFeels like you never understand meSo I just wanna drive
>>205414746fiction and realityI enjoy some action movies, doesnt mean i would kill anyone
>>205414746His only clients are Jewish men getting off on the big black man raping his wife, it's probably twisted his mind.
>>205414718You know you can imprint on a daughter to not want to be a slut right? This cuck dad mentality that would prefer a dyke daughter is more pathetic than a slut daughter, but both are easy to avoid by having an actual good relationship with your wife.
>>205414770trvke
>>205414770BASED BURT. How could we have been so blessed with this cast member.
>>205414677He punched another guy in the dick for making fun of his pants. We have the court records.
binx is >hispanic >walks around with stuffies>acts childlike>has a "troubled past">dyed hair and tatsThe Raped
>>205414744Mogging with this type of guy is completely mental. Just be amused at him being a retard and you're not mogged. He's the type of Jersey retard who thinks not pumping your own gas is super cool, doesn't care about anything else, and his idea of a good day ends with a trip to Wawa. He's a doofus.
>made the nigger wear a prison outfit and locked him in a roomslow burn bros?
>>205414659We all hated the fish. They were peoces of shit that stood around majority of the day and would literally have dead air during the day. Fuck them, they were told countless times to be funny to do something and they were too retarded S2 had so much anger from prod and the audience I still hate them.
>>205414795by me
>>205414791That's a fucking retarded reason to get fired. Don't make fun of a man's pants and you won't get dick punched. Simple as.
>>205414678Both. It's a show for both making Sam money and an opportunity for him to make "artistic statements" about whatever. Besides Jon, Letty, Trish, and maybe Vance, he's a hard read for how he really feels about anyone else.
>>205414799No one even commenting on it because it was a game punishment was genius.
>>205414709I find it hard to tell between his genuine rage and when he's doing a bit. Sometimes he physically flips out and hits stuff when a minor inconvenience happens which just seems nuts.
>>205414795She's also straight edge btw, kek.
Josie is>native and hispanic (they rape family members more than anyone)>wears baggy clothes to appear more masculine>childlike >mentally stunted >literally used to pull hair out of her head to appear less feminine The Raped
>I've been watching non-stop since Day 1>Finally ended up having a dream about fishtank>It was almost entirely about BurtI think I'm gonna take the day off
>>205414799They have an easy out by saying "the punishment was planned before you guys decided to participate in the challenge" when in fact it wasn't.
why is she red
>>205414738my peanis weanis of course :D
>>205414826Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
fucking hell
>>205414800People here legitimately love Jimmy. It's insane.
>>205414825Didnt she run a groomcord too?
>>205414800>they were told countless times to be funny to do somethingThat was retarded "oh ummm guys do something crazy"
burt loves the RP
>>205414427looks cute to me. Pretty good website too. I want a mediocre art gf so fucking bad.
>>205413519>smack hates Whites>smack is the only good person in the housewhy are you like this
>>205414829The Raped
>>205414829skincare facemask probably
I've been dead since 1996 what'd I miss
>>205414830Saw that Smaack was getting attention for the clown makeup and is now doing the same. Bitch is a shapeshifter
>>205414678>if sam want someone to stay, does it mean he like this person and care forIf he likes them they'd be in on the joke, the joke is them. The ones who can take the punishment and win he probably likes though.
>>205414829The Raped >>205414835haven't looked into this at all because i don't care but that would make a lot of sense The Raped start raping
>>205414780Ok buddy. Enjoy listening to your little angel get dug out downstairs while you and your wife lay in bed and stare at the ceiling.
>>205414845Smack likes artistic fun whites. Uptight wealthy white authorities trigger her evil white male alarms
>>205414857wtf this fucking bitch
so at this point its pretty obvious how itll go with eliminations>payton/smaackproduction likes them. hell Id even say they respect them and they clearly dont deserve whatever shitty moral lesson sam will use as an excuse to humilliate them>mizzy/sneedthey are both fame hungry but kind of nontent and they get sad pretty quick>burt/alexis/symbalburt is a content machine but he will most likely snap so he'll be removed (they'll try to do it as late as possible doe). alexis is made for this kind of game but I dont really think she's 'tank material. behind that trashy facade there's a sweet person.symbal is a good villain, he's smart enough to be schemy, dumb enough to not realize they've been making fun of him since day 1, but there is no way they will allow an indian to win and anyways once its down to the final 3 the need for a villain is no longer there>alex/binxthey're perfect for the show in every sense. I think they'll make alex win because sam likes him and he hates binx's simps
>>205414773do you fantasize about killing people?thats what burt admitted to>>205414778probably i'd want to kill if I had jewish clients as well
>>205414834It’s more insane to legitimately hate him desu. He’s annoying but the amount of parasocial tards who act like he personally slighted them is insane. People here unironically wish death on him just because he’s kind of annoying lmao.
>>205414709as am I
REMIX COMPETITION>REMIX COMPETITIONREMIX COMPETITION>REMIX COMPETITION>>/mu/124310302
>>205414834yeah its like a couple people if that, you cant trust /ftl/ its like /pol/ in that there is a lot of engagement bait. Majority of posters hate him. Its like the new ted posting, no one fucking likes ted its just funny to say he was the glue of the tank etc
>>205414845She never said she hates whites. Thats just your retard brain looking for what it wants to see.
>>205414863Fuck yeah. Daddy Burt gets what Daddy Burt wants.
>>205414818what was it for?
>>205414847>>205414862>The Rapedwhat does this mean
>>205414845How is Binx a bad person? Or Alex? Actually, the only objectively bad people in the house are Burt and Mizzy.
How'd she go from most hated by everyone on the internet to most loved even by production
>>205414876John Christian Harman should’ve raped him a little harder
>>205414876jimmy is clearly a bad person and on a personal level yeah i would dislike him but honestly no one has ever made me laugh as hard as I did when he was in the goon cave with the cig or when he freaked out about JC being a CCP spy
>>205414893It's a title so it's pretty self explanatory
What’s the big secret/twist this season that Luke alluded to? Any ideas?
>>205414819
>>205414893binx was raped
>>205414881fuck off, mizzy's song isnt that bad
sometimes I just go to the betty and josie bant generals and post nonsense because I want their pics man
>>205414876I hate how people always make excuses for his behaviour. He is never going to learn that way and he still thinks he did nothing wrong
smaack still needs more sleep. do no disturb
Why do they keep doing their makeup in the living room?
>>205414836Because they didn't do it themselves and we in /ftl/ and I assume the chat just had posts and threads full of annoyed and bored anons. Its a stupid thing to say for sure but its because the fish sucked so much they had to actually beg for anything
>>205414895idk if binx is a bad person but her entire persona is manufactured and inauthentic to an insulting degree it's pure simulacrum
>>205414800I hated them too but I'm not in charge of the show. They brought in a bunch of retards and then got mad that they were retarded.I swear there's no screening process and Jet just shoots an email at people until someone accepts. They should have a physical meeting and interview to test the waters with these freaks and see if they're a good fit
>>205414902my poster libtard chungus muttwife
>>205414902The default setting of the internet is being a hater
Last night's "Burt will rape everyone" confessional in full:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webmBurtniggers, is this really your guy? LMAO
>>205414919What did he do wrong?
>>205414902She was never most hated, no matter how much jealous femoinds would like that to be the case.
>>205414845She doesn't hate anyone
>>205414923to be around people.
>>205414934This is sick.
>>205414934>mogged by Abi Negro
>still mindbroken by luke over high school pranksBest plant?
>>205414923Same reason some women take everything with them everywhere they go. Bad parenting.
test
Be honest: you miss Ted, don't you?
>>205414934Burt is a Neecheean Ubermenshin’. If he wants to be a big daddy Coach molesting girls, so be it.
>>205414934you mad, payton troon?
>>205414636>>205414934
>>205414935He jobbed
>>205414921Oh there she is. I was shuffling through the cams looking for her
>>205414934yuuup
>>205414923>good light>comfy sitting around on the carpet>be part of the morning yapping session
>>205414929I wouldn’t say she’s inauthentic. Everything she talks about is verifiable on her social media. Some guys just have a really hard time accepting that some girls are actually into video games/internet culture/etc
do you even care? cause you're not even here...
>>205414874agreed on alex/binx final 2 via rigging, they're the two most equipped to handle the chaos and i think they were being truthful when they said they wanted top 2 to be a guy and a girl. + alex seems to be sam's favourite
>>205414949I still love how they fully know that Burt is a gay, roided, paranoid schizo who fucks 50yo Nigerian men out of marriages and starting actually panicking about breaking the fan, but still think Luke was an actual physical threat.
Did I miss anything after 3am est? Last I saw was Burt talking to the NIGGA computer about finding more patterns.
is he trying to tell them something
>>205414955not really. I do miss Ian and Luke though.
>>205414962God this was so annoying, "hold me back let me at him"-ahh retard
>>205414770After listening to him talk I'm pretty sure the whole rape thing is because he's horny for "bad boy" characters in the movies he watches and wants to be similar to them
>>205414964is he okay?
>Luke is going to marry Smaack
>>205414983I hope they play burts confessional at some point
>>205414998
>BinxThe raped>JosieThe raped >Smackcute
>>205414955He was SO fucking funny. I loved when he uh... well uh.. hmm.... uh... I'm sure he did something funny..
>>205414929As discussed maybe 2 nights ago, she was watching Spice and Wolf in 2011. I don't really know how you or anyone could call her a pickme at this point. How far back does she need to have been doing nerd type stuff for it to be believable?
>>205414929Glad somebody else is noticing it. If she were infact aware of the shows true purpose (highly likey). Theres a strong case that she has manufactured her personality based on past contestants.
>>205414997he's sizing up connor probably
>>205414978CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL ME AT 2AMYOU ONLY CALL ME ON THE WEEKENDS
>fish WANTS tts turned on (make money and content for the wiggers)>they dont turn it onits like they hate making cash
KINO
>>205415003Nothing will change, women will petition to get black rapists out of jail while crying about racist rednecks being dangerous.
for a bbc dom top burt is kind of a pussy and has an average dick
>>205415009I liked when he farted on Alexis.
>>205415015See >>205415012
>>205414998ornery
will they go soft on burt and let him out of jail before the 24 hours?
>>205415031That’s why he goes after sweet little things >:)
>>205414935He physically attacks people who he perceives to be weaker than himself. It's a really big tell of someones morals and personality how they treat those they have power over.On the other hand when forced to box TJ he got whooped hard and against Jon he literally stood there paralyzed by fear as he was getting wailed on.He's cowardly and dangerous, that's not even getting into his annoying ramblings, disgusting body or obnoxious patterns of speech.
>>205415012people here genuinely short circuit because a pretty girl likes things they are autistic about. Its insane. I dont even know what the fuck that show is so I would be more surface than she is
>>205415015she knows she said she got an email from fishtank when pressed by sam and ben last night in confessional and jet asked on the site if they should give her the ted treatment she is 100% aware
>>205415028They seriously missed out on an angle where you can see into the dining room and the locker room from the Den. Don't know how they could have missed that.
guys.... this is satanic (I'm a weak little baby)
NOW HEW DA FOOK IS DAT GUY
>>205415043old nigerian men and jews
>>205414962Just like Burt did to Simba last night?
>>205415002>luke admits to being female
>>205414991reminder that TJ literally didn’t throw a single punch in that fight and objectively lost. he was just productions pet so they gave him the win after Jimmy literally couldn’t beat on him anymore
>>205415012>>205415039>>205415034see >>205415047
>>205415063Luke is back
>>205415065don't forget 80 y/o men at the airport and the ventriloquist
>>205415070and? you're saying that Jimmy gassed HIMSELF against a retard that was physically incapable of fighting? jimmybros... i think you lost
>>205415070Every-time I think back on S2 its just how much it was all fucked up all the time
when is Burt getting a conjugal visit from his boywife Alex?
>>205415070Wish Jimmy would’ve raped that fucking faggot on the fireplace. They shouldn’t have put that mattress there and they should’ve let Jimmy kick the fucking pedophile out the window. The only one there brave enough to confront Thomas about his sins and he gets kicked off of the show for it. You’re some fucking ZOG faggots for that one. What Jimmy learned about TJ was triggering, and in that moment he saw Thomas similar to one of his abusers. Jimmy suffered a fate worse than death early in life and you’re lucky if you don’t know what I mean.
>>205414975>Everything she talks about on social mediaShe's a wanna-be ewhore mate. Get your head straight.
>>205415045To put it in a frame of reference, I like anime a lot, and *I* was watching Spice and Wolf in 2011.>>205415072And? She can't go back to 2011 to make posts about anime.
>>205415002>check out Luke's twitter>followed by a bunch of artists that I likedamn, I didn't realize how legit he was as an artist
just woke up cant believe luke is back
watching the retard sperg rape show and thinking >MAN JIMMY BETTER LEARN AND CHANGE HIS WAYS NOT GONNA BE GOOD IF HIS BEHAVIOR IS EXCUSED nigger you are watching slop fuck nigger retard show with niggers about raping niggers
>>205415017I'm sick of seeing these lyrics. You've broken me.Post the video and I will watch, enjoy and start posting the lyrics too.
>>205415052True but i think thats just too many cameras
>>205415072ment >>205415045not >>205415039
>>205415063>>205415091This guy won't last he'll burn out fast.
>burt avoids eating protein yet again
>>205415070Jimmy kept trying to punch him in the dick then got gassed after one round. At least he can beat women in fights though, as long as he has a hammer
Haven't been watching. How did everyone respond to the first freeloader arriving?
>>205415070You're doin' God's work.
glad binx is doing retard makeup today so i dont have to simp
>>205415082Yes anon. If you throw punches for 5 minutes straight you tend to get exhausted. Hope that clears the situs up.
>>205415047ted isnt gonna make them money with simps see picrel
What's Binx doing?
I run this general like binx runs the house
>>205415063he's him
>>205415088she can but she is 100% aware she is on fishtank.live so just keep that in mind
>>205415033that does actually sound good kek was she mad or did she find it funny?
>>205415058It's just a joke and he's even having fun with it. I don't think God weeps over it.
>>205415070He kept trying to restart the fight using sucker punches, but he's so unathletic and slow that his sucker punches still had massive windups. But remember, he knows how to kill a man with ONE PUNCH.
>>205415002How does he do it bros? How does one guy have such consistently good tastes?
>>205414763I enjoy Sam for the same reason I enjoy Fishtank, I love seeing unstable retards do funny shit
>>205415114>jimmy couldn't beat TJ after five minutes of one sided punchingLMAO!
>>205415099>she knows about fishtank>this she lied about watch an anime from over 10 years agojesus christ you have a fucking issue
Connor is a nontent fag why didn't they get someone who isn't another boring pussy yapper?
>>205415085Hi Jimmy! Watching you get kicked out was one of the funniest parts of season 2!
>>205415111Jimmy’s Chilean-Mestizo shitrape anus got stretched by John Christian Harman! Ayeyeyeyeyeyeye
>>205415115probably right>>205415133sorry I was thinking there w
>>205414930The other part of that was testing out the whole "only feeding them grits" shtick and only towards the end realizing how much that sapped everyone. But the other big part was production not having anything for them to do until late in the day.Also, looking back on it, some of it was definitely just misjudgement of what was going on. The last big therapy session where production shit on everyone for three hours came right after a set of days with the Taymaker, Dunye beefing wiith Trish, Hassle pissing everyone off and turning everyone on each other, a fake out elimination that got Shinji beefing with Trish, and so on. The only reason it maybe seemed like nothing was happening was because everyone only went to sleep around 4 and didn't get up til 1 or 2.
>>205414962jimmybros...
Guys do we think that was actually Alex's real twitter?
>>205415103He will break the famous house mark my words.
Does Smaack know the new guy used to be a cop?
>>205415086If she’s only slightly into these topics, then what does that make you, having them be your entire life?
>>205414826you mean ure gonna burt off
>>205415047>>205415115Binx also isn't cucking content by trying to separate people who are fighting and she doesn't act like a shoulder to cry on instead of instigator.
>>205415155She can feel it by the racist aura he has
>>205415034>She watched some obscure tranimeDon't see what this has to do with what I said
>day 12>/ftl/ is STILL seething over binx-chanshe won.
>>205415153obviously but it seems like he only used it every now and then to bitch about something in specific
>>205415092Hey molesto you are pedophile nigger
>>205415162fair i guess
>>205415114Especially when you're out of shape and never fought before. With that said Jimmy's haters are the most retarded part of the fishtank audience.
>>205415134Posers like him are always big mouth no substance, it's why in clubs they do well because it's time limited exposure where you aren't exposed to them long enough to discover those types of people, there is nothing to what they say what you see is everything. But outside of the club scene, presented with real life they are incredibly boring people with no personality.
>>205415121Sure, but to say that everything she does is pickme is just silly. MAYBE she is playing it up for the audience, but she genuinely seems to have a lot of these interests. I couldn't date her cause of the tattoos, so I'm not even biased.
>>205415094very basedhttps://youtu.be/bWn_I1gyCNw?si=Xoxbg2bQ5qWmA7jk
>>205415015>Theres a strong case that she has manufactured her personality based on past contestants.No there isn't
>>205415168Latina JosieLatina Josie
so how were plushies rolled out?? whats the explanation besides people watching live sent it to you?
>>205415176>out of shape and never fought beforecope, Jimmy did MMA for 12 years. TJ is fucking lucky that he showed restraint and didn't kill him instantly by hitting him in the temple
>>205415132What do you trust more, reality or the word of Jet Neptune?If that fight had happened on the street it would have been an objective Jimmy win. Just because Jet came upstairs and said “ Uhhhh AKSHULLY Jimmy you stopped punching after beating his ass so I guess you lose”, doesn’t mean he lost.
>she knows about the show!no shit retards the whippet brained retards used several different contracts saying the show had several different names and used the official fishtank email to contact contestantsanyone with an iq higher than 80 would be suspicious as fuck about it and search
>>205415168binx-chan so skibidi
>>205415017So Mizzy admits she was a cum dumpster on demand?
>>205414998Hannibal Burtler
>>205415094copypasta will be in the next thread buddy
>>205415162>She isn't cucking contentThat isn't the issue here. The issue is that she's metagaming, and that ruins all the fun.
>>205415192she looks beat. wall has been hit and it was hit hard
>>205415168stfu BongRippa nobody cares about your 40 yrs old goblina
>>205415196bro, you give these people (the contestants) far too much credit to figuring shit out. Binx straight up mentioned Fishtank and nobody picked up on it. Until someone straight up tells them: Hey fag, we're live - they will never fully believe it. Maybe suspicions at best.
>>205415181i couldn't date her cause the wall I am biased
>>205414414fuck off i fucking hate you
>>205415196Simmons worked all night making these plushies for you Famousies
I just want them to get smaaaack alone and drop a nigga with the black voice like they did to burt last night so we can see her run and tell all the other fish. maybe she'll cry or leave but that's inevitable and they don't seem to want to torture her too badly anyway. Maybe she'll take it okay and it'll ease her into more crazy tts
>>205415044>and against Jon he literally stood there paralyzed by fear as he was getting wailed onI think team chud ruined Bloodgames, but his fight with Jon was literally him following Sam and Scott's advice to let Jon gas himself out by just defending
>>205415215Knowing about torture doesn't make you immune to it.
>>205415196people could send gifts based on your performance in the latest episodebut I think the explanation is that "computer" is doing italso the cast most likely does not believe they're on hulu anymore
>>205415203It was a boxing match thoughbeit
Binx chan so skibidi WALLED
>>205414709how can you type this and not realize it's projection?
Binx wants to fuck Henry Cavill, she said that got her into Warhammer.
>>205415203I feel like Jimmy has good rape meat potential. I think he would react negatively to rape due to his Mormon and Harman trauma and it would be funny to taunt him about his various insecurities and weaknesses, mentioning his father being disappointed in his lies and his dead grandmother’s foundation sending children to programs, with a broomstick up his asshole. Maybe tugging on his nuts intermittently and dosing him with poppers and slapping his scared-retracted soft penis. Bet he’d piss himself scared. Then I’d hit him with the audio of his Jimmy Downey Fight Service video while the thing starts happening you know to the soles of his feet
>>205415240she still skibidi tho
>>205415239And in boxing you only score points by landing punches. Even if it were a “real” boxing match he objectively lost by just standing there.
What's skibidi-chan doing with the red makeup?
BUSTED
>>205415251Jesus christ lmao
https://youtu.be/0AODJ7bP8GQthis bitch is so fucking delusionalalso the 1s cut to a drop of water running down her face like that means she can act is hilarious
GET BINX A WHEELCHAIR. SHE IS ASKING FOR IT FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT (started as a joke by her).
>>205415255>I quit>that means I WINdo downies really?
>>205415244Yeah no shit Henry Cavill got a lot of chicks into WH40K it made it more mainstream which is a blessing and curse.
>>205415251hahahahahahahhahahahaha truuuuuu
>>205415156>If she’s only slightly into these topics, then what does that make you, having them be your entire life?Uh wot? Can I get that in english please?
>>205415251TSAR SIZED TRVKE
>>205414874they have to rig everything in favor of the jeet just to make the audience seethe, it would be so fucking funny
>>205415275cant tell if woman humor or just shitty british humor
>>205415263you dont see a redhead Latina everyday
>>205415168Holy cringe.
ready to admit this season sucks yet?
>>205415295she's cute af
Is Sam's advice really that bad?
>>205415272TJ wasn’t fighting back. Would you keep beating on someone if they weren’t fight back?
>>205415290presumably an example of women being a curse
>>205415292good one
>>205415269she's got range
>>205415227>I just wanna... *descends into retarded chudbabble*Get some help mate
>>205415307He was tho
>>205415310
>>205415275
>>205415290>Can't recognise a /tv/ meme Fucking tourists.
Why did they bring in "random guy"?If he's in on the joke they could've added anyone they wanted, Schultz for instance.
>>205415303if this season sucks then S2 was a gigantic fucking dog turd
>>205415306>resin>furniture trendWhat is this retard talking about?
>>205415278Are you ESL? NTA but that is literally self explanatory lmfao.
>>205413223He said statistics not 666
>>205415326he's a boytoy for burt (unironically)
>>205415237>Knowing about torture doesn't make you immune to it.>torture>torture>torture
>>205415215How does manipulating people and playing them off each other take away the fun? This is such a weird complaint, it's not like she has a list of all the possible challenges and bits production will come up, so it's not that big a leg up, and the show can't be expected to be 24 hours of Burt schizing out while farting and fapping. I mean, hell, Alexis and Sneed are metagaming too, just without knowing what Fishtank is, and they and Payton are the most boring in the house.
>>205415303its pretty good. the TTS sounds effects absolutely suck. They need to come up with a better way to suck paypigs dry. I fucking hate spam TTS/SFX and lowers the quality of the show drastically
>>205415324this feels ai generated
>>205414658He never emphatised with the victim of his hypothetical rape it was only about how he would be percieved by others
>>205415326he doesn't seem to be in on the joke, which is odd because if they're going for a boiling the frogs strategy then he's gonna be severely undercooked compared to the other fish
>>205415306No buts its just not 100%!true. Sam still has his own perspectives and judgements he gets wrong. If you are the target audience his suggestions are about 80% good.
>>205415310What’s wrong with his face?
>another Alex doesn't stop yapping for 8 consecutive hours episodeI guess I'll tune in tonight when things start happening but I can't watch this shit right now. It's like having a heroin addicted mosquito buzzing in my ear.
>>205415275I got into 40k in early 2022 and left the hobby this year. It became faggy at lightning speed
>>205415306it's just podcast babbling at this point. peak wisdom was after the cancellaton and beofre the "comeback". He is burnt out and just in it for the money at this point.
>>205415335Thatwithstanding, Burt IS a pedophile bigger. Mind you, it is to be expected.
>>205415341>what is a metaphor
>>205415278>If she’s only slightly into these topics (and you hate her for it), then what does that make you, having (these topics) be your entire life?Hope that clears it up you high IQ individual.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730993965120268.webmburt kino
>>205415349sunburn
>>205413495He's Neecheean thoughbeit
>>205415351>2022>became faggy lets laugh at this bros oh you sweet summer child
>>205415290>>205415345You need to go back.
>>205415306his entire advice is based around hating himself and telling himself what he could have done better 20 years ago.
>>205415347He knew they weren't on Hulu and now he's backtracking and trying to save face, he's obviously "in" on something.
>>205415303Hey man you can stop watching whenever. Go ahead and leave these threads while you’re at it.
I think Sam wants to like Alex but the constant lying is a bit much. Like saying he doesn’t think about Khloe Kardashian at all but his Twitter is like 800 posts of how much he hates her and how ugly her kid is.
>>205415349Raped
>>205415238>also the cast most likely does not believe they're on hulu anymorethats good tho. the plan is to gradually move from famous house to fishtank and gradually gaslighting the cast along with it.i think it will go>ok guys our ratings got so bad we were bought by a different studio and we are rebranding to fish tank, also we are live and things will get crazy if you want to stay in the game. also your famous bucks are fish bucks now and are still valid.something like that
>>205415346Yeah exactly. He doesn't actually have the guilt emotion inside.>>205415374Wow he's just like me.
>>205415384compulsive liars often don't know they're lying
>>205415384Maybe Sam, in character as G, will confront Alex about his dishonesty and how he has to have his necklace back as a cost.
>>205415370it was faggy how long before? I just couldnt stand the trans mechanicus memes cause I played admech
>>205415362Nice
>>205413495Nonetheless Burt is a Neecheean. When asked about evil, he said what really is evil besides the confines imposed by Society? And he wishes to get what he wants without consequence as he understands he is Ubermenshin’ above-it-all. Mind you, this is the reason he plays roles the way he does, he wants to be a coach who gets to molest young girls for instance.
>>205415384to be completely honest i wouldn't be surprised if he actually forgot about that shit. every day there's like 20+ conversations where he forgets what he was talking about mid sentence
>>205415362kino
>>205415351>>205415370I am currently assembling some Drukhari Wyches. I got the Combat patrol and Boarding Patrol. Used to do some gunpla when I was a child so I had some tools laying around.
>Wake up the next day>the FPS on the stream is still fucked
>>205415384>I think Sam wants to like Alex but the constant lying is a bit muchi had the same feeling during their talk last night
>>205415330>>205415360Oh, thats what you meant. Have you been reading the reply chain? Are you even capable of reading reply chains? Your stupid little answer makes no sense in the context of the discussion we've been having.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>205415413Nice anonI also stopped because i am moving to europe for work and cant bring my armies with me so i sold off my unpainted stuff and just kept my parade ready things in storage (in my moms basement)
>>205415384Alex Kinda Implied that it was his wife who was tweeting that, but also it probably could've been during a bender and he forgot
>>205415306I don't take advice from men who are pushing 40 and don't have kids
THE RAPED
>>205415431the bitch needs a lobotomy
>>205415343>manipulating people and playing them off one another>BinxHave we been watching the same show?
peppah
i cant stop thinking about the smack baby voice clip
I really hope they do a interrogation room for next season (with one sided mirror so people can listen in without them knowing). I really love the confessional segments this season. Very tense, creepy and mysterious. This is what S2 should have had, but it all fell apart. Hopefully it'll work out this years... but wiggers have a bad track record.
>>205415324Very based samStuff deserved it
>>205415453the one with burt yesterday felt strait out of investigation footage youtube
Does anyone here actually like the "Prince"?
>>205413215honestly if they can keep getting contestants who don't know about fishtank then the sky's the limit
>>205415406I left the hobby in like 2010 and it was starting. It wasn't anything like 2020- now but it was starting. All the lore murdering etc.
>>205415435Yeah didn't he say he quit heroin months ago?He could've been nodding off while tweeting
>>205415453honestly just fuck the reality tv show stuff and just have sam interview random schizophrenic and stupid people.
>>205415431>Smack bouncing a BWC in awe pondering the way it will rearrange her internals sterilizing her womb destroying her eggs hammering the nail in the coffin of the melanated aspects of her admixture. Smack thinking about the white in her family culling the black in her family and having to decide on what to do with her because of her dirty blood. Smack pussy frothing at the fact of White supremacy.
>>205415359>metaphor>torture>famous houseAnon...
>>205415453hi its me the ideas guy. what if they make every room have a giant wall-sized mirror.
>>205415447Yeah binx knows what's going on and still acts like a boring nontent crybaby. She might be the worst for that reason.
>>205415434Yeah I'm nervous about when I move from this apartment. Parents are dead so I have no long-term storage anymore. I'm probably gonna get a magnetic case thing, plant them in it, fill it up with packing peanuts, hide it in my car when they pick it up for the car transport, and hope for the best. If I go overseas at any point, I'll just pray.
>>205415467sometimes sassy gay black guys can be entertaining
>>205415467I do
>>205415453if people listened in then everyone would know about the mirror..
DON'T compare Binx to Letty, the entire house doesn't hate Binx and want her out which means she's not a good manipulator puppetmaster!
>>205414895>the only objectively bad people in the house are Burt and Mizzy.How is Burt a bad person>W-well he wants to rape peopleOkay but has he actually raped anyone?Since when do we judge people based on their thoughts? Do we all not have bad thoughts and desires in life? What we judge is how we let those thoughts and feelings manifest into reality.Is a man who defies his nature to do wrong not just as virtuous as a man who feels no urge to do wrong to begin with?
>>205415473mindhunter with the steroid junkie and his gay roommate
>>205415431why is it that smaack simps are the only people to consistently name their clip/screen shot files?
>>205415475...
>>205415431:)
>>205415496Yeah but you never know who is listening in. What will they do? Never talk? They can't help themselve if you lock them there for 24 hours.
>>205415497TRVKEbinx also never threatened to sue fishtank
>>205415497Lmao very true. I think there is just rampant autism in /ftl/ and the greater fishtank community.
>>205415437I don't take advice from men who had trust fund daddys and destroy a luxury vehicle while paralyzing their close friend and then whining that his dad doesn't speak to him after taking money from him and not paying him back.
>>205415447she is doing this to some extent but people are blowing it way out of proportion it's not that serious
>>205415467hated him until he threw water in alexs face yesterday morning
>>205415499Hes lying dumbass
>>205413215Fantastic idea>>205413239I like the historical theme - maybe a fishtank that is wild west with the sharks being indians?
>>205415467no
Smack is like an improved Trish. I think if Trish were in the house, they'd vibe together
>>205415362cinema
>>205415515Who is lying about what
>>205415487>crybabyshe's cried the least, and the only time was when they told her to say "mama we made it" when her mother died a month ago, which isn't related to anything on the show.
>>205415440is that binx from famous house??
>>205415512damn channing you're up early
>>205415384>>205415421do you think he really gives a shit about that? i doubt he expects him not to be a compulsive liar, it's half the comedy with him. they were just grilling the fish in confessional hard last night to test them
>>205415503>>205415502I love this cute skater chick (even if she is a libtard)
>>205415521smack is sweet <3 (and has a nice ass)trish is sweet <3 (and has a FAT ASS and a cute lisp)
uh oh baldspot its over
>>205415487When has she been a crybaby at all during the show? I'm not even a Binx fan but the Binx haters are literally braindead.
i only hope binx gets eliminated so she can react to it on stream
Is Binx above lying about her recent tragedy?
>>205413428funniest thing ted has done all seasonkind of miss him tbqh
>>205415529she cried more for that junkie retard ted than she did for her own mom
>>205415499Burt IS a pedophile nigger. Mind you, he’s Neecheean, thoughbeit—he philosophizes about it.
>>205415487>Yeah binx knows what's going onHer recent nipple exposure makes me think otherwise
burt deserves to rape someone and should be given a rape pass
>>205415540I can see Trish enjoyers being Smack enjoyers I like them both, they're both sweet girls which is rare these days
Man PPV has been total ass the last 24 hours.
>>205415521ngl trish delish was my favorite fish until smaack
>>205415545I dont even watch this show often and i've seen her cry like 3 times
>>205415362its missing alex in roman costume
>>205415497>Binx has a higher iq than Nina
so does Binx have nipple piercings or nah
>>205414845>>205414845yeah sure smack would go into a fugitive trigger state and watch your head get splattered with a car if you insult a groid but shes also really freakin nice and do you see what she did with the beanbag? touch grass lol
>>205415559if burt gets a rape pass, then alex b gets the nigga word pass
>>205415564this. what the fuck are we paying them for?
>>205415475Her panties are definitely stained with a nice yellow/light brown discharge. Likely has a sharp cheddar cheese smell. Yum.
>>205415529Didn't she cry over ted with the rest of the fags? She also whispers and broods with the rest of the house every time the smallest thing happens. Her and Alex talk a big game like they'll shake things up but they're both boring and scared.
>>205413428First "premature" elimination they've done that was actually to the benefit of the show.
>>205415529she actually cried last night because "she was worried she couldn't compete with a fucked ankle".she cried because shes been thinking about that confessional with sam
>>205415573yes
>>205415497I dont want simp posts but honestly what did letty do? She had people hate on her and talk shit the whole night during the camping arc and never stood up. She put a bowl of pee in a closet not pouring it all over someone. She was boring and did things halfway at most. >she gets people angry like you right nowsuch a “you care because you replied” response
G told burt that a gay guy could be walking up the sairs any minute right before conner showed up. Conner is getting so raped.
>>205415557clip?
Dm me when director cam is up, I only watch when director cam is live. Don't know why they can't just hook it up to most viewed room when they're not manning it.
>>205415447She literally almost got the house consolidated into targeting Smaack for the first elimination with the first three days, keep up
>>205415534>do you think he really gives a shit about that? i doubt he expects him not to be a compulsive liar, it's half the comedy with him.true. the feeling i had was that sam is just a little bit disappointed but still likes him.
>>205415513She has been doing exactly what the hag trio have been doing, NOTHING. Except "scheme" and gossip. Infact, if you're looking at this from the right perspective, you'd see that she's just a recoloured hag sprite.
I dont care about don jolly
>>205415449Why did he leave Hannah for a gook
>>205415571they have a SMIILAR G DISTRIBUTION overall iq idk its probably not high but NINA was a bit of a SHUT IN NEET and practiced her skills over DISCORD and BINX is a DECADe older so shes more REFINED of a manipulator
>>205415591top slut
>>205415610>i dont cawe about don jowwy
>>205415598I almost don't even want to bother with them anymore. They're actively denying realty because they're annoyed that Binx likes anime.
is gaytank some 9th degree blackbelt psy ops special forces or just a bunch of retards trolling a bunch of retards in a locked house?
connor was hot before taking off the hat and revealing his atrocious norwood 5
>>205415469yeah I started getting into the lore around 2015 and it was so compellingthey really got rainbow dollar signs in their eyes it seems with the disney marvel direction they are heading>>205415488sorry to hear about your folks. I used the Really Useful Boxes containers and glued thin sheet metal to the bottom and magnets on the bases and then packed with bubble wrap.
>>205415593he's not burt's type. Burt likes twinks
>>205415431to be honest she was loud as fuck halfway into the challenge, but every paypig voted for b2 after alex did that lighthouse esque screaming
>S1 had a one on one finale>S2 had a stupid triple threat between TJ, Shinji and TayleighDo you think they're gonna do a Mexican Standoff for the Final Four? Do you feel its a good idea?
Can someone please explain to me what was that fucking sound alex made during Mister G fake shaman story.Made me fucking die at work
>>205415506Neither did letty
Haven't been able to watch much the past few days, did they abandon the ponkotsu Vance bit?
>>205415603most of what people talk about in these threads are pure fiction or complete exaggerations especially when it comes to the social dynamics of the house this has been true all three seasons
>>205414902only paypigs and jimmycoded nu-mde faggots hate her
>>205415598>She literally almost...So she did nothing? None of her hours of "scheming" have ever played out, in the same way none of the hags "scheming" has.
>>205415631>rolls into your thread and frogs it the hell upyour move chuds.
life is so fucking mizzy right now bros
>>205415613he cheated on her and she went crazy
>>205415613she left him because he was always texting other girls and cheating on her
>>205415600i don't think sam is looking to actually like him and hang out with him as a person, he's just really fucking entertaining and a good protagonist to root for. the kind of guy you'd want to see maybe once a year just to catch up on all the ridiculous bullshit they went through, but not someone you could stand to be around consistently
>>205414902shes pretty but still not worth race mixing for
>>205415629burt fucks anything with a hole. (unless its indian; shitty holes)
>>205415652horrible cankles and fat girl feet
>>205415628Magnets are definitely the way to go yeah. I'll check out your suggestion though!
What's Vance up to at the moment you think?
>>205415652why do her legs look like that
>>205415652What a fat fucking pig
Baking...
>>205415616Letty is white and her dad is a software engineer, binx is a spic who lives in Miami, completely different iq levels
>>205415656for me to find azn womeme cute they need to have protruding facial features like that big nosed jap from kill bill
>>205415668bitch got lipoedema
>>205415642disingenuous lettyjeet
0 to 10how mizzy is life atm
I'm actually excited for boxing, can't stand another day of baby shit like screaming challenge and horseshoe.
>>205415652Ms. Piggy body
>>205413672based
>>205415683>Daddy Volyanska has seen Nina’s Knockers
>>20541569010! life is soooooo mizzy!
>>205415652Bitch got elephant feet
>>205415676Lipedema, more than likely. It can be managed a bit by a couple things, exercise and diet control for example. But uhhh, I haven't seen her do any walking in 12 days.
>>205415660yeah i know they wouldnt be friends or anything, i just think sam actually likes the fish in general even if he thinks they are freaks (they are), some more, some less.maybe he event likes the jeet a little bit despite him saying he is the shittiest person he had to deal with in 10 years, that might just be him stirring the pot.
>>205415468They won't be able to keep it up for more than maybe one more season, they keep getting ambitious and then execute sloppily, hence bringing in both Alex and Binx from an earlier casting call using a fishtank e-mail, and using Ted who was supposed to be on Brotank. At some point they'll have to settle on doing seasons like s2 where everyone knows, but with backup plans to filter Megs and just swallow the fact that they'll have to hassle Tays and Jimmys that think they're tough.
I don't think anyone in the house is a bad person
>>205415683>whiteunless you count slavic and jewish genes as "white" (you shouldn't) Binx is whiter.
>>205415690>>205415652God damn she has cankles and fat fucking feet
>>205415683I also considered this when it comes to the parents letty was quite wealthy and binx comes from spic trash criminals so it's most likely the case although outliars like JD VANCE exist not saying letty or binx are narly that smart lol
>>205415708ron is an asshole
>>205415629A good fuck is a good fuck.
>>205415690100; life is mizzy 24/7 on loop everyday all week forever
didn't realise we officially got the Payton is a lesbian reveal lmao
FINAL FOUR PREDICTIONS>Burt Main Protagonist of this season like TJ>AlexMain Antagonist >BinxBrings in the most coombucks, most potential out of all the female fishes>Mizzymost hated, brings in guaranteed hatewatchers
>>205415652Thought this was Haley before I saw the mirror.
Who will sue first?
is the m3u playlist broken for anyone else?
Yes Jet, bravo. This has been very good so far.But it's time to send him in.
>>205415726the jeet is more hated
SMAAAACKBROS!!! WE'RE UP!!!
>>205415730Cymbal
>>205415733I'm glad him and sister Tayleigh are irrelevant forever now outside of this general
>>205415708I believe in the fundamental goodness of humanity, even Mizzy
>>205415708alexis left her kid for 6 weekssmack had an abortionmizzyburt wants to rape and kill everyonesimbal is indian
>>205415730Obviously the one who speaks down to everyone she dislikes like an HR lady (smaack)
>>205415709Ukrainians cluster closer to Western Europeans than castizos do, also Slavs and Jews have much higher iqs than Latinos
>>205415730Nobody, stockholm syndrome will have kicked in by then.
>>205415726many people are saying this
Can't wait for today's challenge designed to create tension in the house that the fish just ignore because they don't want to be mean to each other and would rather just sit around, cry and eat.
>>205415592Letty simply is not the manipulator that both her simps and seethers claim she is, and "manipulation" is not what made her a great fish. Her surviving a house that hates her guts for no reason was the content>She was boringobviously not true. If she was boring she wouldnt be looked upon like she isbinx and letty play different games in very different contexts and any comparison between both is kinda dumb
>>205415549I like Binx, but I've had that suspicion too. Maybe someone with more autism can look through her old socials to see how she talks about her family.
>morning Burt>morning gorgeousLmfao
>>205415708burt said in a confessional yesterday that he would rape little girls if he could get away with it
>>205415704in this season? i think he probably he likes them all more on average than the last two seasons. he definitely hates mizzy and the jeet (all of production does), i don't get the impression he particularly cares about binx or alexis or payton that much. laron i think he just finds funny because he's a supernatural gay nigga even if he is completely unlikeable. production as a whole seem to like smaack, and burt and alex obviously they like and are the only two i've seen make him break (except laron's baby psychic line)
Stephanie. Maack. I take the two names and smack 'em together.
>>205415715They’re not even on the same level you’re just a brain dead spic
>>205415740lol saved
>>205415740REAL SMAACK HOURS
>>205415748>smaack had an abortionThat was coming from Mr. 12th generation duelmaster. So I'd take it with a grain of salt.
>>205415763>rapes and kills mentally
>>205415751Cubans aren't necessarily latino though.
>>205415740Now this is epic
>>205415769I am indian
>>205415730La'Ron. Niggas gotta chase that check.
>>205415740AWWWWW
>alexis left her kidbased, lucky kid>Smaack had an abortionbased, lucky kid >Mizzy true! >burt wants to rape and kill everyone not in real life so it's fine>simbalindian
>>205415748>mizzy
>>205415730paytons parents
>>205415730Payton's parents are probably pretty rich. Smaack's adopted parents might be too. Her adopted dad is a physicist. They're not going to be happy.
>>205415776Yh s0me r niggers
Did you all do your part and follow lifeismizzy though?
so we all agree Smack is this season's Trish right?
>>205415776They definitionally are, and ik you’re referring to Cubans who are pure Spanish which is an extremely small fraction of Cubans
Absolutely Neptunian....
>>205415797instead of lying like almost everything else lets make sure this one is real
>>205415740c-cheesed?
>>205415740Why did they stop delivering them fan art? I seen fanart of every contestant on twitter already. Maybe something as a confidence boost ace once things get rough?
>>205415784I hope Fred Hyde funds Sams legal team again so Sneeds entire family becomes homeless.
>>205415797duhh I've been following since day 1
>>205415794imagine the convo>you did... WHAT?>you went on that horrible racist nazi Sam Hyde's show?>I'm disowning you, I don't even know who you are anymore
>>205415797is this one of the wiggers asking?they still dont know about inspect element?
>>205415740legendary OC
>>205415799not even close, trish wasn't a stuck up bitch about everything
BINX HAS PINK NIPPLES THEREFORE SHE'S WHITE
Remember on day 3 when Alexis and Mizzy and co were saying that Smaack was fake and was "pretending to yawn" when in reality Smaack is actually just cute as hell and has a cute yawn?Pepperidge farm remembers...
>>205415730No one will sue because all the actors signed contracts.
>>205415740cute
>>205415823proof needed
>>205415797they already tried this gaslight on her last night and she didn't look impressed whatsoever
>>205415797unironically, yes
what does this mean
>>205415799as the number 1 trish enjoyer in this general I can confirm
>>205415823i did some enhancing last night and that was definitely tape over them. no idea why
Remember that Taylor has pierced nipples too
>>205415839pink binx
>>205415782So are JD Vance's kids and wife
>>205415812Anon...
>>205415840Trish and Smack are girlfriend and wife material
>>205415839binx is pink
>>205415848USHA IS BLOODY ARYAN HGIH CASTE BRAHMIN BLOODY
>>205415846>>205415852she died her hair?
>>205415797They should have just bought her followers. If her account gets terminated for fake followers who gives a shit.
>>205415702>>205415676Eating full meals at 2am right before bed doesn't help.
>>205413957thats a really gay playlist
>>205415362couldve done without the ai slop but otherwise kino
>>205415849woah new mizzy.webm dropped!
>>205415726I don't think Mizzy will last that long, she doesn't buy anything production throws at her and is halfway out the door on her own. With Burt, it depends on whether they're intending to Simmons him or he pulls a Jimmy and flames out. I could see Simbal being kept on if they make housevotes irrelevant, or Alexis, if she's as desperate as she seems.
>>205415843They're called "ghost areolas", no tape, she had a perky nipple.
>>205415816It's Sam asking
>>205415873Counterpoint: she's in love with Sam
>>205415858her face
>>205415849prison burt behind the glass door...
i cant stop thinking about how much better the show would be if luke were still here
>>205415889But: is she attracted enough to let him use her teeth as fine jewels?
>>205415835the term is called LYING you retard. and they didn't lie, they showed the real numbers, which is 20k followers.
>>205415889yea she gives trish energy without actually being like trish
>>205415863The top suggestion for anyone is "don't eat after 8pm." Or at least 4 hours before bed. She wakes up and munches. I've never seen anyone do that before. Going to sleep without brushing?? Yuck dude.
>>205415764bro that's just hypothetical in a vacuum without consequences or guilt so he's basically imagining himself as a video game or movie character in his scenario.
burt asked for dumbbells and none of these BITCHES got them for him
>>205415901It would be leagues better. Really fucking sucks that he had to go.
>>205415840its interesting because trish delish and smack the snack are also my favorite fishtank girls. nice meeting you all, bros.
>>205415906jet called it a gaslight on twitter when he proposed it you dumb nigger
>>205415889Her and Smack both are crushing on Sam hard
>>205415911That makes it all good then, let me hire him as a babysitter.
>>205415922>SmackJetbros…
>>205415922Smaacks nice to everybody she meets. I really don't see where you're coming from.
>>2054159223 some when?
>>205415916still dont understand why he had to go? what a retarded decision by jet
director cam live, wiggers are officially awake
>R: 1106Start a new thread already, preferably without news and links to trigger the bread autists.
>>205415943Fairly early today, wow.
>>205415922smaackie wants sam to choke fuck her and talk about art afterwards
>>205415922smack is picturing herself talking to Sam with all the cute computer/camera interaction she does alone
>>205415936They had a convo in the kitchen talking about art and artist guy stuff and she was crushing
>mizzy gets voted off>60 second countdown starts>GUYS YOU'RE NOT ON HULU ITS A LIVESTREAM THEY'RE LYING TO YOU
>>205415903kek
>>205415939It was Jet overreacting. "Dude they're ONTO you!" meanwhile they're already still seething nearly two weeks later.Should've just kept him around as a Freeloader.
Bake or you're all getting a Don Jolly thread
I just watched the dramatic scenes they did and frankly they're not bad at all. My main takeaway is Alex and Binx are better actors than Mizzy who is the wannabe actress
THEY JUST HIT THE SECOND TOWER
>>205415939So many poor decisions have been made when Jet was tired and irritated, he's a grown man he should be able to act objectively no matter what mood he's in.
>>205415955>Sam grabs Mizzy and throws her out the window before she can speak up>HA HAAAAAAAAA HAA
>300 unique posters>not a single one feels like baking a new thread
>>205415954Don't believe it. I follow Smaack 24/7 and I haven't seen this.
Baking......
>>205415932why would you hire a negroid schizo for a babysitter retard. Don't be so dramatic
tf is autistic as fuck
>>205415922Even if that were true feelings can change at the flip of a switch
>>205415955kino
>>205415967Binx wasn't acting, just re-enacting stuff from her life.
dis doo a fag
This nasty bitch Binx still hasn't washed her hair?
I'll bake. Don't fucking do it.
>>205415955This is what they're afraid of, which is why they're trying to prop up her instagram, basically telling her "look we did you a favor having you on the show"
>>205415975>300 unique postersHow do you know?
>>205415988women dont need to
>>205415975damn das crazy...
>>205415994the voices in my head told me
>>205415988I hope she never does
new bread>>205415999>>205415999>>205415999
>>205413334deadbeat mom
>>205415995yeah they do nigga that shit starts to smell after 2 days
>>205415994i can tell by the writing style
>>205415975Im the only unique poster her, thoughalbeit.
I don't think Sam hates Mizzy. She is dumb as shit and he probably doesn't particularly like her, but he doesn't hate her or anything. He pretended to despise Letty for all of Season 1 and everybody believed it. He is probably trying to push Mizzy to see if she can handle it in a similar way he pushed Letty
>>205416015It doesn't. You're not supposed to wash long hair every day
>>205415373I'm sorry I don't find your low quality meme funny.
>>205415979I wouldn't hire anyone who fantasizes abut raping kids as a babysitter, unlike you who sees nothing morally wrong with it. Midwit.
>>205416125its a bacteria trap stupid and its been 12 days
>>2054156907/10
>>205415808They should 100% print out some fan art for them to hang around the house
