Cobra Kai Edition/ftl/ News• Connor is the newest freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205415999
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>alex: 60dB>honk: 120dB
>growing to love the Honksis this what zoomers feel like?
>>205417750don't worry bro this thread will get used after
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Are official site and ppv unwatchable for everyone right now? Or am I just a Jimmy?
>>205418033you're a real fucking simmons
>>205418101But am I a squidward?
>>205418110yes
>>205418033laggy as shit for me
did anyone clip this? They've scrubbed it from the site. Can't believe ben got carried away like this
>>205418202Kek
>>205418029Send Smaack back into foster care
>Alex's voice fried from scream for 20 minutes challengethey should do that again
>>205417750Is ppv land fucking shit or is Fishtank growing bigger? Because it's been buffering like a motherfucker since yesterday. Fucking wiggers will get me to buy a pass if this shit keeps going on
>>205418573ppv guy said it was because cloudflare is fucking with them. he said it would be fixed by yesterday but clearly it hasn't
>>205418604yep, thanks to Nick Fuentes
>CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT>CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT >CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT >CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT >CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT CONNOR GOT FIRED FROM A NJ HIGHSCHOOL FOR TOUCHING A MALE STUDENT
>>205418646proof
>>205418646I'll bite. Source?
>>205418033Official site fucked too?
>>205418646>it's a gay show
>>205418689Less fucked, but yeah, I've been having issues with both.
gay male queer boy dating show
>>205418033Jimmy has a season pass like a grown ass man.
>>205418835I thought his whole shtick was being a homeless guy in a hoarder's barn
Are the AI sfx moderated? If not you could just do man saying "fishtank live hosted by sam hyde"
>>205418927so cool dude you should send the $30 to do it!!
>>205418646Burt will think this is kinky
Connor is running the house
>>205418502looks like the edge of a pastie
>>205418110code yellow
Connor is ruining the house
Mark my words. Connor will destroy Symbal's dick and balls before he leaves.
>>205418202yeah he was begging Ben not to use Big Purple on him
>>205418885That's Hoarderman. They don't even live in the same state.
Binx is rotten stupid beat 32 year old grandma
SMACKTIVISTS ROLL CALL
>>205418599>>205418926He's a typical jersey retard. That's literally how they all act. If some Paypig was smart, they'd do a TTS where they shit on Wawa and he'd freak out.
>>205418965smack it the fuck up
>>205418867I think we should talk about this users attitude. Not really what we're looking for out of the /ftl/ community.
>>205418963This but in Jon's voice please
>>205418965hoppin in for duty
You might think Vejeeta is the biggest jerk but he's a genius when it comes to reality TV. His position was weakened by Alex B. He was vulnerable so he bluffed and acted like it did not matter. Alex could’ve called Jeet’s bluffs and continued against him, but he was too mentally feeble and crumbled.Mentally, Jeet is impossible to beat. He thinks of every conceivable advantage. And physically... he's reached a new plateau. I've never seen a power like his before. It's radical, just amazing!Will he win Fishtank Season 3: Famous House now? There's a good chance, yes, maybe…Cymbal has the power to command the attention of the viewers with the drop of the hat. His power level rivals- no... surpasses Jeremy Goldstriker. There is a torch, and it is being passed. Simbal will be G’s protege.Sam was in his early 30s when he was picked up by Adult Swim for World Peace. When Simbal was in his early 30s, he met with Goldstriker and was put on this show.When Goldstriker was in his late 30s he worked a reality TV show and was beginning to consider taking his art more seriously. Simbal is remaining committed to that idea already in his early 30s.Sam is now 40 and his power level is something never before seen in many of our lifetimes. This was not the case 10 years ago, even though he was outspoken. Cymbal’s current power level is demonstrably on par and increasing, and he now has the mantle through which to enact his vision.Jeet is the ultimate protege. Cymbal is the evolution of MDE. SIMBA is being passed the torch before our very eyes. Simbal will become the most famous living human in the 21st Century. By the time he is in his 50s and 60s, he will have surpassed Sam by so much that Sam will seem like John Oliver. Lion is taking us places. Jeet is /ourguy/.
I just did that personality test BS and got ISTP-A, what fish am I most like?
The AI voices make me feel schizophrenic i cant imagine how burt feels
>>205418965Hating jews, never lose
Morning stock update. Might be the last one for a day or two. Someone else can takeover if interested. Buy $BURT, never sell.
>>205418987>Sone of the gay guys
>>205418646He got fired from the police academy for hitting a guy in the balls. You're esl
>>205418978
>>205418987Alexis or Mizzy, for simply caring about personality tests at all.
Why is every tts routed to confessional
diy emoji maker make one for deerchan
>>205419002Add Connor
>>205418965Ready for duty
SMACK MY BITCH =dick UP
If Payton wants to stay on Famouse House then she needs to shave her head.stupid DYKE
stop talking about women
testing fullscreen cap
God damnit smack is such an HR bitch.
Okay did someone make a webm of smack jumping shes soc ute
I just woke up, qrd did burt & connor gay wrestle yet
>>205418960i wish he performs golotas three hit nutcracker on himdestroy left nut, destroy right nut, destroy whatever remains
does the main site director cam inlcude paid cams?
>>205419016Smaack is ready to take it.
>>205418903you realize you can record straight to webm right
>>205419002Alex stocks had a massive drop after he spend half of yesterday crying and apologizing to everyone for being racist and the other half sulking alone in his room
smaack fags be like yeah she's a thought police hall monitor but she acts like a retarded child tho??????
>>205419035When they're relevant, yes
I missed the Cobra Kai challenge, anything come from it?
>>205419023with hd+
for payton to stay she needs to have sex with a girl on cam
>>205419038How
>>205418987>ISTPTayleigh.
>>205419021Im going to walk that one back. Please keep talking about women because the show is dead air rn
>>205418965aye aye capitan!
go to /bant/ with this shit holy fuck
Binx the minx
>>205418724For dudes?
>>205419048Sneed won if that answers your question
>alex runs a competition>everyone has fun and asks for moreJust hand the show over to alex, he runs it better than jet
>heemed Taylor, Fus-Ro-Dah style>heemed Abi, Thor style>heemed TJ, Goku style>heemed Jon, Hulk styleI'm ready for more Jimtent. Friday can't come fast enough. Who will he heem first?
>>205419040He did but he's recovered after a good performance last night thru this morning
How do these people constantly clog the toilets? Every season this shit happens.
>>205419048Biggest nontent of the season
>>205419040delusional, his confessional with g was one of the most kino moments of the season, he was pure content from that point onwards
>>205419027I got the clip king, if no one else does I'll have it out tommorow.>>205419026>>205419042Die. Mad.
>click on director cam>it's an hour behind
>>205419062cope
THE FALSE DICHOTOMY IS NOT REALSMINX PATRIOTS GOING STRONGDO NOT FALL FOR THEIR PSYOPS
All women should be raped by Burt
>>205419075Big shits. Guarantee it was Mizzy
>>205419083and men!
imagine if Jimmy was indian lol
>>205419040Alex was amazing
crazy how they kicked simmons for some autistic esl facebook comments while burt is an actual gay pedophile
Smaack is utterly mid and is only fawned over by the same dysgenic NEETs who simped for Josie because they think they have a chance with her and cant do any better than her.
>>205419072I hate how he looks cool and handsome here but in 2.5 he looked...really fuckin' bad.
>>205419080I'm talking about the cringe waifu wars, not the general
>>205419072Unfunniest person on FTL history, the fact he knows about MDE makes it even worst, did he even try to be entertaining ? LE HECKING DEEP VOICE EDGY NIGGA! so awesome bro.
>>205419083>woMEN
>>205419099The Burt crash out is going to be glorious.
>>205419099>burt is an actual gay pedophilethat's showbiz baby
>>205419091Ew. Ugly bitch!
>>205419099Trust the process anon, big things in store
>>205419042Kek
>>205419054>Please keep talking about women because the show is dead air rnIts been dead air carried entirely by Burt schizo theories since Day 1. But Burt went quiet so now we're just totally dead air.
>>205419100we've been through this, smaacktivists are either first time simps or former members of the trisha militia
Erotic
>>205419100this but binx
>>205419100Nah. Josie is disgusting and I can't fucking stand Josieposters. Especially when they posted in season 2 and post in s3 threads. Worst shit ever, fucking /bant/fags.Smaack is just cute and wholesome, she makes me happy. I'll stop posting about her once S3 ends.
>>205419052just use vp8 as your video format
>>205419100She is kind of mid at a face value (no pun intended) but i think that purely from purely an aesthetics point of view her having very expressive face is pretty cute bumps her up atleast a point or two
>>205419077>>205419070I don't want to be a downer but I need to remind people that being tortured IS part of the show's appeal. Probably not to the extent of S2, but they are supposed to be significantly more uncomfortable on Day 38 versus Day 10
>>205419102The two are linked.
>>205419091Spicy josie
>>205419100True. Her personality is mostly 'look i have a personality xD'. Get that TRASH outta HERE
>>205419100no one said she's the most attractive girl alive. her personality is endearing. get over yourself faggot
>>205419132Well fuck.You rock.
>>205419099That was before Sam sold his soul to a swamp demon
>>205419139>look I have a personality>Smaack doesn't know the cameras are live, while Binx does.
>>205419138>constantly sexualizing herselfshe's letty pretending to be josiei mean its a good strat and i respect it, but still i think its important to remember its an act
>>205419100I don’t think I’ve EVER seen a good post with this image lol
>is a MENSA member>also admits on a tv show that he would rape little girlswhat is going on inside burt's brain
Burt has the strongest super ego, he manages to repress his murder rape urges and be a pretty nice guy you know besides the times he slips up and air humps the women
>>205419145don't use vp8 it's incompatible & 4chan now uses vp9, it's more compatible with mobile devices too
Binx ritually sacrificed her mother for fame on fishtank.
>>205419040Alex had one of the best moments of the season yesterdayhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730966835729147.webm
did the fish react to the election?
They should fake Payton’s death and tell the fish somebody in the house killed her and see how quickly it takes for everybody to turn on Burt.
>>205419142>moving the goalpost>her personality THOUGHproving my point
>>205419040Did you even look at the graph? retard
>>205419088Nah, probably the jeet from inexperience with it
>>205418965Smaack will resolve Sam's trauma and the show in this format will end forever. Love always wins.She's the most powerful contestant, and will be known as the fishtank version of Jesus.It was good while it lasted.
>>205419158working on a level you most of us can't comprehend
i just realized the cobra guy alex segment didn't involve punching a dude in the balls
Enter your new freeloader
do the fish know who won the election
>>205419156She has a ton of evidence that this isnt a "josie act" given she has been streaming since before josie existed
>>205419170does the room go silent every time you tell a joke irl
>>205419100There is zero overlap between Josiesimps and Smaackheads
>>205419160Thanks, anon. :)
>>205419102Can't have one without the other
>>205418965hell yea
>>205419181What is that thing?
>>205418987Vance or Ian
>>205419165>those random alex noises >"dude"lmfao
>>205419181Given that every single season eventually degrades into Jet's friendship simulator I think its only a question of time before he actually does this
>>205419159Burt is a walking "we live in a society"
>>205419101>"Oh yeah real funny bit faggot. I'm on some real shit unlike you"
>>205419181he looks like a henchman
>daily shits synced with content/nontent hourswho else?
>>205419176The only problem here is that Sam doesnt deserve her I do
>>205418592Do you need to pay $60 or $120 to get full access to the cams? What the hell is the $120 pass for?
>>205419020you're not touching a single golden lock on her beautiful head, you fucking freak
>>205419187this, I fucking can't stand Josie, Smack is sweet and genuine
>>205419161She murdered someone for a ~200 average viewer twitch career?
>>205419099True but Simmons didn't have the entire Desperate Housewives wiki downloaded into his brain
>>205419195trash
>>205418983he's gonna seethe even harder when more white dudes come to mog him
>>205418884I don't get this line of reasoning, because the other party like israel just as much. Seems liek it's some Iranian psyop.also has mizzy figured out connor is gay and doesn't like her yet
>>205418670https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731004777088931.webm
>>205419165Thered a 1 year difference between these 2
>>205418592Who is the PPV guy? Does he have a twitter or something?
isn't simba supposed to be an actor? he can't even speak a single sentence straight
>>205419187accept it
>>205419075It's always women flushing tampons, baby wipes, all kinds of shit
>>205419099Good point lolWhat Burt said easily beats out any shit Simmons wrote jokingly in that stupid book
Is Sam still doing the Tyler Durden laugh?
>>205419165>you can actually see whatever little respect sam still had for alex evaporating in real time as he is relegated to simbal-tier lolcow, even being given the same shaman story kino
>>205419205he is
>>205419181How does he walk so good?
>>205419228"He hasn't produced shit" - Sam
>>205419222You planning on stopping this at any point?
>>205419233DUDE wipesnot really flushable as advertised
>simmons gets treated like an absolute pariah evil piece of shit>le hecking wholesome chungus dave, greg, and burt are all loved by le hecking ft community
>>205419171what goalposts? i dont think you know what that means.
>>205419187Trvthnvke
>>205419228
>>205418604I mean who else could they vote for? Dr Shiva or RFK jr? That would be the same as not voting
>hes kinda uh...hot
>>205419199kek
this is so funny
second hottest in the house next to alex
>"he's like the hottest">Alex walks away and says FUCK>"next to alex">"fuck yeah man"
My favorite thing about Simbal is he says the lion and alpha shit without any sort of smile or irony. He truly is a lion
>>205419258This is America, not China
>>205419258What did Dave and Greg do?
mizzy fat
>>205419267burt has said that about everyone
Alex still thinks Connor can steal his fishbux. He's been told multiple times this is not the case.
>>205419258we hate asian people here, and yes that includes tai
>>205419233>>205419075People clogging toilets really irritates me because if the toilet and P trap are installed correctly there should be zero reason for that shit to clog other than people stuffing dumb shit down it or using way too much toilet paper.
wait. i thought it wasn't family house?
>>205419195Goran
People keep quoting Ian like>Daamn...thats crazyBut he never even really said the that's crazy part his reaction was more like>.....yeah
kek i thought that old faggot in b1 was jet for a good couple seconds
>>205419195kinda boss baby
>It could be Zac Efron. I'm still gonna stroke my shit and beat meat.Why did LaRon just say that?
>>205419286the man is a tweaker who fried his brain years agoi am pretty sure he literally has no short term memory
love the disconnect between the feminine gay man and the masculine guys, unable to understand the instinct to defend your territory against another male
>>205419287I will never hate tai
>>205419288Wipe til there's no more blood is my motto
>>205419294its his dad
>>205419258Why are people pissed at Greg?
>>205419258Burt said he would only rape and murder if he knew he wouldn’t have any guilt over it
>>205419279Dave admitted to raping men in prison Greg had weird interactions with minors on discord
>>205419292I'll never forget amazing conversations like "what's wrong?""I'm tired""go to bed""I can't""why""I'm tired"
>veiled cop vibeslmao Burt is a seer
is calling the living room the den an east coast thing?
Why is Luca even a part of this? There's no American cameramen? How did they meet him?
>but he's still kinda ... hot
>>205419302>defending your territory by isolating yourself and sulking and seething while all the girls follow him like horny puppiesdid simbal write this post
>>205419258I like Simmons
>>205419261>no one said she's the most attractive girl aliveThat's where you moved the goalpost in order to make a point, whether she is or is not the most attractive girl alive, and not, say, the obvious goalpost: whether she is the most attractive girl on S3.
>>205419287thats my fucking president you are talking about. chill it with the tai hate
>WALKERS
>>205419328dens and living rooms are typically separate
>>205419100Yes dysgenic coomers simping for binx and smaack make these threads unreadable. With that said please don't compare them to Josie she was adorable and no I didn't want to fuck her.
ha HAAAAAA haa
>>205419331he isn't American?
>>205419213I don't even hate Josie (or her simps really, kinda cringe but giga-simping for any woman inherently is, us included, so whatever). I'm just not attracted to her in the slightest
>>205419316>Greg had weird interactions with minors on discordall content creators do this
>>205419311>Burt said he would only rape and murder if he knew he wouldn’t have any guilt over it
>>205419342what's the difference?
>>205419308Being creepy with minors. More evidence he is a pedo than simmons.
>>205419316I don’t believe that to be true about Greg.The worst thing Greg has done is say nigger repeatedly in an angry and offensive tone at disabled black children.
>>205417750How would Burt react if they bring a Crackhead Nigger into the house as a freeloader
>la'ron thinks connor is straight
>>205419325kek gotta love the Ian you just gotta
>>205419280deal
>>205419352fuck you
>>205419354hell if i know
jesus Burt
only vance knows how dysfunctional it can get
>>205419352lmao true
>>205419352replace tayleigh with kato
>binx now calling her "stuffed animals" "plushies"the act has dropped>>205419302>your territorysneed does not feel at home at all. he is just along for the ride
...calm the fuck down burt
>>205419365that's fair
The entire last 5 minutes feels like a good scene from a scripted show
>>205419362bitches body constantly hungry that it wants to eat her underwear
>>205419342Living rooms are for entertaining Dens are for chilling
>>205419352How can people simp for these beat hideous women
>>205419346Obviously not?
>>205419346Luca is English
>>205419374Nigga every living person on earth calls them plushies
Is ppv.land way behind the main site?
>>205419352Fo'real its almost as if she's watched past seasons and tailored her personality to fit fan favorites.
i can't stand this faggot burt
why was burt in his room and the den?wasn't he imprisoned?
>>205419374anon... that's what they're callednobody calls stuffed animals "stuffed animals" in 2024
>>205419343The whole concept of waifu wars idiotic and i spent S1 rooting - for different reasons - for both josie (she was adorable) and letty (she was very breedable) and did not prefer one to another; and have the exact same thing in S3 as well (smack and binx, respectively)
>>205419374>fishtank invented plushies
>>205419392english people call them soft toys
>Dude you're wearing fucking SHORTS broWhat did he mean by this?
they should pull Burt aside and tell him Alex agreed to shoot a hardcore rape scene and give him a fake safeword
>binx breathing airyeah she knows boot her from the show
>>205419374hey bro, google "plushies" for me and let me know what comes up
>>205419392she was calling them stuffed animals every time until today
>>205419374I'm surprised she's not calling them stuffies like the based age regressor she is
>Looks like a yamaka's hair's worth is gone
>um>make sure it doesn't have potato's>in it>in the meal
>>205419234Wasn't that book literally a ripped transcript from some YouTube vid?
>>205419407this but unironically
>>205419352kind of checks outshe absolutely is a 50:50 combination of Letty and Josie, but I am not sure about TayShe is chud-adjacent, sure, but not pick me up chudddy tryhard to THAT extreme degree
>>205419404nah we call them stuffed animals
>>205419398she literally did for 11 days
burt is so horny for connor holy fuck
>Go to bed during puppet show>Wake up>Freeloader in the houseWhat the fuck did I miss
>connor reilly>allergic to potatoes
>Telling the contestants hes allergic to potatos just to see if they are willing to poison somebody to win
>>205419396These things are to be expected. Burt is a pedophile nigger. Granted, he is Neecheean, holding himself above the concept of evil, recognizing its lack of utility to his desires.
gotta take a crap brb
>>205419431>What the fuck did I missa new freeloader
so what did I miss today? I slept in.
>>205419419The best line he's made in all of S3 honestly.
>>205419431duhhhh take a guess. maybe a freeloader showed up? you fucking retarded animal. die
>people still in denial that skibidi binx is deep in the know after her doing a 1:1 verbatim josie impressionfor what cause?
>>205419446damn can you explain what i missed? please?thanks babe
>>205419352replace Tay with Trish
>>205419434He's obviously not allergic to potatoes, they're just seeing if Alex will try to poison him
what became of alex and smack's conspiracy last night
>>205419258I hope Greg goes on vacation and gets hit in the head by a coconut causing him to live in a perpetual cycle of when he was being swatted
>>205419434Pottery.
>>205419339Really hope he shows up. He always seems to expire after a week, but maybe this season wouldn't be that taxing.
>>205419431Kevin pulled out one of his puppets, burt stole it and took it to the bedroom. after cumming on it, sometime in the night the doll turned into a real boy.
How does Burt rationalize thinking he's hot while also having a protruding fat gut, reptile skin and bald?
alex and simbal realizing they should encourage burt to rape the new guy KEK
CONNOR JUST SPILT THE BEANS IN THE DEN!!!
>>205419352replace tay with claire
>>205419391that's why smaack is hot for him. Fishtank is a dating show for UK and common wealth territory men to find American crashout qts wives.
>>205419311he was worried about how people would judge him for it, didn't even think about the victim
>>205419434Yeah, it's definitely this>>205419435
>freeloader>not aware of the showhe's literally a fish that can't win the prize
>>205419448>verbatim josie impressionwhat did she say?
burt can not stop being a horny gay guy for 5 seconds. he is a sexbot
>Alex was told multiple times that Connor cannot win or steal their fishbucks>He somehow ends up twisting this into "he's literally the only one who can steal our fishbucks and we need to defeat him if we want to win"based tweaker retard
>>205419311Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger.
>>205419476within a day or two sam will tell him his purpose
how you gonna get him drunk burt if you dont drink yourself
is he actually gay?
>>205419258Greg was good on Bloodgames but him pretending to be asexual is embarrassing
>>205419469is this some sort of innuendo?
>>205419463probably all the sex he's having 24/7 that others pay him for
>>205419469about everything? he gave the show away?
is Burt doing this as a bit now?
>>205419487Yeah
>>205419478I mean she did do the “ohh ee ooh ah ah ah” out of nowhere yesterday
>>205419488i don't like his stunted screwed up facial features. whys his nose up there
>because i know you are not eating like healthy potatiesdid connor just call mizzy fat
>>205419487his mannerisms are very gay
>>205419487It was extremely obvious he was gay within 5 seconds of him entering the tank. He has gay face
>>205419354It really depends, but typically people use "living room" and "den/family room" when there are two rooms in house that serve as gathering spaces. One is then usually reserved for more casual entertainment/family hangout, and then other is where guests will gather. When I was growing up, the living room was towards the front of the house and had a couch and later on my xbox/ps2, whereas the family room was towards the back and connected to the backyard and dining room. It was where guests would hangout if they were over, and where we'd all gather to watch TV. Living Room was sorta like a "entertainment space". Sometimes the functions get flipped around though
>SPOOKYWHAT DOESITMEAN
>>205419509this bitch looks like a watermelon
>>205419469Did he at least try to clean them up!?
>>205419490>>205419494Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. As a matter of fact, these things are to be expected.
is Connor negging her wtf
>>205419446babe are you there
>>205419487Only for pay and horseplay
>>205419489No. He told them that he never even heard of the show before arriving.
can i get some green bars for this?
Why is Binx in make-up?
>>205419509he's actually ugly and his body looks like shit
>>205419520awesome, switched my endorsement to Burt
>>205419206unless i get 3+ days off in a row I only shit at work
>>205419517mizzy told everyone whats going on, and spooky is their codeword for "production is fucking with us"
>>205419431Sam talked to each fish in confessional and was fucking with them and offering them challenges. Told Alex he's guaranteed top 3 so long as he isn't boring and doesn't assault someone. Burt said some fucked up shit to Sam but saved it last second with admitting it's all fantasy and play.Then lots of boring banter, paypigs started buying the girls plushies. Then right before curfew they brought Connor (Crush) in and the girls followed him around 'mirin and all the simps in /ftl/ was losing their minds. They all go to bed.I haven't paid much attention this AM but it looks like they did a challenge involving Alex but I wasn't paying attention.
>>205419504you mean "witch doctor"? a song that has been popular and considered an ear worm since its release in 1958? or did fishtank invent that
>>205419526ok and
>>205419478>erm what the spruce TTS>does one regular erm what the spruce>then immediately does another one mimicking josies voice and intonation 1:1it was extremely obvious to anyone who watched S1 while everyone else for some reasons tries really hard to deny reality
>>205417750Need a list of clips to watch or a compilation
the goblin make up is so unappealing
that facepaint not doing binx any favors
>>205419531bro the girls are gushing over him stop coping its like cmon dud
>>205419504s1-kun, that's a fatty impressionhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731005689714336.webm
>>205419541TTS said the spruce thing earlier before she said it
alex, ian, jet and ben in the confessional
>>205419434potatoes are toxic and no one should eat them
>>205419487https://youtu.be/tEEfIkkCM8g?si=p-ajWWZqj3K-dnfv
>>205419006>hitting a guy in the ballshe said "horseplay" last night, maybe hitting with his tongue
>>205419548many are saying this
>>205419538not saying it has to be a direct reference, just that it goes onto the pile of things she has already said
>>205419280mizzy phat
>>205419394I'm getting the premium cams from ppv and the stream is kind of iffy. The main cams are direct from the wiggers and those are doing pretty well. 12 hour buffer.
>>205419537Thank you for spoonfeeding <3
>>205419541erm what the [insert random shit here] is really popular on twitch
ppv pls fix
ppv land experience is so mizzy, you can hear less than 50% of the time
Connor and burt are going to have hot sweaty muscular bara gay sex
>>205419417
>>205419557doesnt look like him
Binx asking to wrestle again... this hoe
>>205419554obviously but its her doing the josie impression right after doing a normal one that sold the deal.she's 100% aware of the show its pointless to debate it.
>>205419556no they aren’t
LMAO, the stinky indian is eating alone. it's hilarious when people who come from different places to me are isolated and tormented.
>president connor
>>205419547it’s apparently supposed to be clown makeup lmao
>>205417750FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKCKAKKAK
>>205419554Dude do you get paid to defend this bitch? She 100% knows about fishtank. One instance can be handwaved, but this is like the tenth coincidence.
>>205419565she's probably going to kill herself after this
>>205419537>admitting it’s all fantasy and playMind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. He plays a coach in his escort service front facing business life because he wants to molest young girls. Granted, these things are to be expected.
>>205419584he is agressively visibly gaycan they seriously not catch that?
>>205419588haha it is funny isn't it
Why didn't burt freak out at computer saying the n word?
Mizzy has been eating a LOT of potatoes god damn
>>205419540They were supposed to believe that this was a popular show on Hulu, also Mizzy asked him something about her social media I think.
>>205419601god i hope so
>>205419596more like the 30th
>>205419584content queen wants to do things instead of whisper in a corner>>205419596binx is pure
>>205419596You the nigga who thought "plushie" and "doghouse" are fishtank terms?
>>205419588lmfao
>>205419027little late, but here just the last hop
>>205419588betas like you will never understand the sigma mindset.I BELIEVE HE CAN WIN>I BELIEVE HE CAN WIN
>>205419565Actually I would call her at 1am
i want connor to crush me with his thighs
>>205419596When did i ever say she doesn’t know she’s on fish tank? BITCH
>>205419588This but unironically
>>205419521He's a freeloader so yes
>>205419606wrong they like eachother
solo shuffle board playing gf
>>205419601shes been on worse
>>205419610And in your mind the illusion is entirely broken because one person wasn't familiar with the show/contestant's social media?
>>205419605smoke meth copy paste smoke meth copy paste
>>205419617what about her anecdote about a fishtank where she emphatically said FISHTANK half a dozen times
>>205419610So? Why would him saying he hasn't heard of it mean it isn't popular on hulu?
SAM & JET PLEASE GASLIGHT MIZZY INTO PERFORMING HER MUSIC LIVE AND GETTING HER A "SICK LOCAL BAND" TO PERFORM WITHTHEN HIRE A LOCAL BLUEGRASS GROUP THAT ARE BASICALLY KEVINS BUDDIES TO HELP HER PLAY HER HIT SINGLE, DONT CALL ME
binxbros how do we feel knowing shes gonna get rawdogged by the new guy in the next 24 hours?
>>205419576>>205419577>he doesnt have access to the youtube streams where you can rewind yikers
Can someone tell me what prize did Sneed win??TY!
>>205419574its not that she said its how she said
>>205419617No, I don't know why people would argue those are tank terms
WILDCARD CHALLENGE
>>205419620CUUUUUUUUTE!!!
>>205419601she will publicly announce she attempted suicide
>>205419645SHE IS SO HORNY
>>205419647Pls don’t share
>>205419654There's something very wrong with this guy
SHAVE Peyton's hair.""""She"""" is a DYKEDO it JET
>>205419620fucking love this chick man
so all that has happened is basically they threw a "chad" in and now the other retards are mad because they're lame and Black Hannibal wants to fuck the chad?
>>205419638last night alex and smack came to the conclusion it's not hulu and is a social experiment run for the kicks of a sick individual. until burt's movements distracted them back to sleep they were working themselves up into a frenzy about the show being fake, prizes fake, crew too small, etc
>>205419654how the fuck did he make the white board talk
>>205419650She said it like they do on twitch
>>205419668relax, jimmy
if a paypig wants to make sneed and jeet seethe all they gotta do is buy connor a plushie
>>205419654bros how did he draw and have it move like magic i still dont get it, did kevin really create and then erase life before us?
>>205419674he's a pedophile
>>205419668AND THEN THROW POOP ON HER. MAYBE CALL HER A NIGGER?
>>205419660Binx...your blood pressure...
>>205419664Sure buddy, dont wanna ruin good thing by being inclusive. Just look what happened with womens suffrage
>>205419668She is a man though, so the Troon would just be a bald tall athletic dude
>>205419673is Smack and Burt the only ones that still think it's actually a real Hulu show lmao?
binx claims she's injured but never hesitates to climb onto furniture and twerk
>>205419595happens every now and it'll be fine
>>205419635Nearly broke my heart yesterday, when she was skateboarding, singing about not feeling like she belongs as the others were huddled up in their clicks.
>>205419091i want to lie in bed with her and cuddle with her and her plushiescomfy...
>>205419641They were discussing casinos getting stolen from. https://www.reddit.com/r/cybersecurity/comments/maxyy1/a_casinos_database_was_hacked_through_a_smart/
The only things that matter regarding binx knowing is the following, the other shit could be genuine coincidence>told alex not to say anything out loud because it would dox him>said she would do her make up so "they" can watch, then immediately walks that back by saying "i mean- in the edit">is clearly embracing the increasing chaos in the house>on stream asked her viewers not to be mean to her while shes on the show>smiles during almost every production bit
>>205419650You know Josie didn't come up with that right? She was just quoting others aswell.
>>205419645All good, I can easily self insert as Connor, minus the horseplay.
>>205419676cope+cap
>>205419686omggggg
>>205419673ok and
>>205419688KINOOO OVERLOAD!!!!!
>>205419695sacrifices her body for the play
these threads have more shitty bait than usual
>>205419645you see thats the thing i dont understandmaybe i am not terminally online enough but i just dont see why her being a slut should in any way impact my enjoyment of looking at a hot person on a screenits not like i know her irl
DO NOT CALL MIZZY AT 2AM. This is not a drill.
>>205419660she looking like a who from whoville
ben is at the helm of director cam
>>205419701why the fuck is this debate still going on. she knows, she so obviously knows. who fucking cares.
i like the way you binx itso skibidigotta smaack it up
>>205419701also she literally got an email from Fishtank
>>205419682why is sneed seething at connor?
>>205419717calling mizzy at 2AM!! (gone wrong) (gone sexual)
>>205419715ok and
>>205419667he's a pedophile
alex can't stop interrupting others and saying the same thing over and over
jet us poop posters are starving. when is the hotdog eating contest? WE NEED POOP.
>>205419728because if you're going to kick based teddy for the crime of saying TTS, all these sluts and fags should be treated the same way.
>>205419716>binx>hotyou losers really are desperate
>>205419509Binx has her eyes on the prize
>>205419737he's not but he would be after watching the new guy get a plushie. he's super full of himself and is one of the only people without one rn
>>205419728Because like one or two people are still delusional
burt barely rants to himself anymore, he’s mostly been singing while alone now
Screencapped Smaack
>>205419746Poopniggas shall inherit the tank
Can't get over Mizzy looking like Seinfeld.
wtf they already let burt out? I was looking forward to more prison RP
>>205419748Maybe Teddy should have been appealing to the audience
>>205419728This. I really dont see how it matters.Obviously she should be automatically disqualified from actually winning, but unlike Ted she is not a retard that might potentially ruin the show by being obnoxious about knowing so I really dont see how there is any harm in her making it to say Top 3.
>>205419701she literally mentioned fishtank was in one of the contracts that she gave to her lawyer when talking with sam in the confessional yesterday. you'd have to be a complete retard to believe neither her nor her lawyer googled what the fuck fishtank is.The thing is it dosn't matter. She isn't half as insufferable as the s2 cast and she keeps her mouth shut about it, so who cares.
>>205419754He's an actor
>>205419735ya but I believe she knew what the show was even before the email/contract
>>205419754it's the same outcome as the ranting, but sounds less schizo. the reason for it is to suppress the TRUE schizorambling we heard in the first couple days about raping teenagers telekinetically
Burt likes 19 year olds confirmed
>>205419754i think hes signing to distract himself from schizo rambling
mizzy thigh part
>>205419748ted was constantly referencing old mde skits, he did a lot more than just say tts. he was getting bolder with his references every day.
>new contestant is gay>she doesnt see it and is fem orbiter for himhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730868271518344.webmwhat is wrong with her?
>>205417750caress payton's dyke legs
>>205419749You are brown
>>205419701alternatively what makes her good is that she has gotten close to every single retard and enables them into acting stupid on camera. she told burt to pursue Simbal, then said him and alex together would be amazing.she gasses mizzy / alex up and tells them exaclty what they want to hear to act out.first 1 to start openly shitting on simbal
Funniest fish or fishes in S3, go>Alex>Burt>Simbal (unintentionally)
This freeloader sucks, where's fatty or frank
>>205419716b-but you just dont understand! She's one of a kind and not easily replicable at all! I bought her art, her clothes and have an entire reaction image folder dedicated to her. She owes ME sex, not some attractive, somewhat charismatic chud who did none of that!
>>205419780
>>205419782>ted was constantly referencing old mde skitsname three instances.if your post contains the words "joint" or "much" then i'm ignoring it
>>205419660
>>205419748ted was a literal s2 dogshit "you are being a total simmons right now" turbo faggot tier contestant.
>>205419748kek we have unironic ted defenders now. SAD
>>205419750>Binx has her eyes on the prizeShe always does
>>205419768>>205419767>basically the exact same post with the exact same post date down to the secondpathetic
>>205419764Neither, I actually can't unsee it. She is Jerry Seinfeld in drag as far as i'm concerned now.
>you offended mothers
>>205419795>Ian>Alex>BurtAny other answer is wrong sorry.
>>205419803thanks mizzybro
>>205419812It's just the misogynist who spams hate posts about every girl
Does Connor have ataxia?
POOP NIGGAS ARE STARVING. START WITH THE CONTENT ALREADY
>>205419746jet promised "poop tomorrow" in an announcement yesterday. we are back
>>205419796hes there to get them used to the conceptand also they want burt to have sex with someone, otherwise he will rape (and very likely kill) either payton or alex
>>205419834He also has a pretty bad hunch.
binxy, alex and burt3 that formed a steady paypig basethe only thing that matters in goran's tiny black eyes
smaack found a spider at the bar and is freaking out
>>205419813same, binx, same
>>205419812>>205419810>>205419782>>205419766i, the /ftl/ Trickster, may have fed you a falsity or two. thank you VERY much for the replies. you may get back to your little show now.
>>205419840Poopniggas we're so back
>>205419746Based poop.
alex isn't gonna take it well when he finds out this was all fake and everyone is laughing at him
>>205419831i don't get it. alex + binx and alex + burt are the only pairings really worth watching, so of course people will talk about binx
>>205419836>>205419840we are gonna make it poop bros
>>205419842why paytonisnt he into mizzy>>205419845this really, but i probably would add smack into the mix just because she is goran's personal favourite (and mine)
[SEINFELD INTRO PLAYS]
>bounces froggishly into your thread>smaacks it the hell upyour response?
*mumble mumble mumble mumble* im a GAY SEX PREDATOR
smaack just referred to the spider as a "big guy"
poopGODS we will never be defeated.
the weirdest part of this season is Burt's complete uninterest in La'Ron. the gay niggers want nothing to do with eachother?
>>205419860nobody laughs at the cobra
>>205419875say nigger
>>205419848i just now noticed the empty bottles used as home decorations on the little table thing LMAO LOOOOW BUDGET
Fellas what is the 4B movement
when do we think PPV is gonna be back in full force
so are poop posters Jet and Chip
>>205419875>lectures you on mansplaining and micro aggressions
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
>>205419875Wtf, ptv is lagging like hell. I can't clip this.
>>205419894im using the m3u and havent had any problems other than a bit of lag yesterday
>>205419885I dont know how I never considered that
>>205419860his tiktok career prior this was a complete bomb, and people watching this season are fans of him/find him entertaining for the most part. he'll be stoked desu
>>205419879SHE KNOWS KICK HER OUT
>>2054198942 more weeks
What is that pink patch Mizzy has on her left side?
>>205419810If I was ted I would have just started running around chanting "Think It Dream It Do It!" and "Fuck Idubbbz!" until they kicked me off.
>>205419903offtopic goes in >>>/bant/
>>205419885burt clearly has a fetish for turning "straight" men
>>205419860i think he'll think the idea is genius and praise them and kiss sams feet thanking him for the opportunity
Is Mizzy wearing that same stupid outfit again? Bitch you're 30 years old, wear normal fucking clothes dumb whore
>we just got united, buddyAlex is such a fag. In a house of fags, he's the faggiestGood thing he's entertaining
>>205419885burt likes when they put up a fight
>>205419885sneed told burt on day 1 or 2 he wasn't interested
It's a poop show
>>205419885Gay black dudes want what they can't have (i.e. big strong pretty white dudes)
>>205419921alex so confidently saying the dumbest catch phrases is amazing to witness
>>205419917binx wore the same bunny hoody for 12 year olds like 7 days in a row lmao
>>205419917jet wouldnt say this because it can also be said of smaack
>>205419905How does m3u work?
>>205419926Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. These things are to be expected.
Anything happened today? Why is Alexis seething?
>>205419885A lot of gay guys don't like fem guys
SMAACK IS LEAVING
is calling everyone a pedophile over irrelevant stuff all day every day a nu-mde thing or was this fan base always so gay
>>205419917Atleast she isnt dying her hair like Binx does. However unlike Binx she just does not have the body for that sort of shit. Dont get me wrong, i still think its pretty pathetic that the 32 year old Binx pretends to be teenage egirl as well, but unlike Mizzy she is atleast fit enough to kind of maybe pull it out.
>>205419917This but Smaack and her earrings/clown makeup
Reminder: smaack got fired from her job for hiring exclusively trannies, homosexuals and non whites.
>its a gay poop pedophile show
this week they will eliminate Mizzy for sure>harpies hate her for a week already>harpies are jealous for her "fame">harpies are jealous for her sticking close to new muscular man in the houseand you know? i am fine with it, she should leave
mizzy will literally fuck anything that moves
>burt tells nobody that the computer was calling him a nigger and trying to get free last night
This is pure pornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmbUCU-HBdw
>>205419697>clickclique
>>205419954>Burt IS a pedophile niggerThat is a profound lie, mind you
>>205419255>>205419222fr at least sikepost instead of this offtopic garbage
>"they got goobas???">"ayy i love these goobas"and binxtards still will try to pretend she's unaware
alex's voice is SHOT, dropping that nigga yesterday sucked all the moisture out of his throat
>>205419954What do I type into the filter to hide these posts from now on?
>>205419943>jet wouldnt say this because it can also be said of smaackSmaack has literally been dressing the most conservatively out of all the women.
>>205419917this fucking post just started another simpgang shooting
I asked for poop throwing not making the site run like poop. why is lagging so much today?
>>205419966Strong ideological commitment is very based (even if its the worst ideology possible)
>>205419943But Jet isn't sober he's absolutely zooted out of his gourd rn
>>205419949you open the file in OP, paste the text into notepad, save as .m3u, and open it in your media player of choice. makes a playlist of all cams. if you use VLC there might be extra steps idk
>>205419072dimmy :)
why do i unironically want burt and connor to fuck
>>205419961It's 1 guy and he posts literally 24/7. He's been doing it since S2.
>>205419973anyone clip it? I was sleeping
>>205419954Reddit is two doors down and to the left
>>205419963It's so fucking cringe to see a literal grown woman dressing like an Avril Lavigne cosplay from 2008. That weird shirt combined with the stockings and skirt just makes her look fucking pathetic and it's not attractive at all
so the show is basically unwatchable now.>ftl side lags and chugs for everyone>ppv barely works at all for two days straight nowit's over, unironically. Pack it up.
HOLY SHIT
>>205419984"burt is a pedophile nigger"
>>205419966It's seattle, you're not gonna find much else>t. Washingtonian
remember when alex mogged sam but pretending to kick in front of him in the scare contest
>>205419999Man this aint jeopardy just tell us baka
>>205419981she looks like she is waiting for his boyfriend who was out too late and will yell at him in spanish
>>205419966Unironically based.
Call me schizo but i swear Connor posts on /pw/
>>205419980>>205419255hello im the guy who posts this most of the time, some others pick up the slack, i can categorically say this one wasn't me. "he" crossed the line this time. general rule of thumb, if it's funny, i posted it. if it isn't, i didn't
Reminder that Ted had no idea what fishtank was and anyone saying otherwise is a mondocord tranny
>>205420007thank god the issue is not on my end
>burt spilling his spaghetti
>>205419105>the fact he knows about MDEworse, his discord handlers introduced him to it
Connor and burt gay racist sex
>>205420007I can't watch on either, it's awful. Wtf are the wiggers doing
>>205419504You mean the song she explicitly said she remembered from the Rugrats movie? Covered by Devo? Where they changed the verses to be about monkeys? Which she brought up because she was talking about monkeys with Alex?
>>205420010P O W E ROS E
>>205419999peter theil
>>205419994Yeah, super based, it's also called "being a tool"
>>205419908fuck it kick them all out but burt. burt house. dont worry he wont be alone he has his own friends that only he can see and hear.
>>205419963>pull it out*pull it off sorry ESL>>205420005yeahi mean you can still dress like goth punk even at that age, and even with that body, but whatever shes doing just isnt it>>205420010big if true
>>205420007director cam is extremely behind right now too
>>205419999those quads, because Burt needs to bust soon or he will go insane
>>205419999burt is like a pet. you just want them to happy.
>>205419348can confirm>t. content creator
Early Burd gets your worm.
I like the one guy conspicuously EBZ posting
>>205419997Thanks I'll try it
mog
>>205419966>being mad that a queer half octaroon is a janissary for a gay nigger-worshipping countryBe mad at the ppl who made that so.
>>205420016
>>205419966smack for tspussyhunters
>>205420031then why did he react the way he did when he blurted out "TTS" on accident, a term that hasnt been used even once by anyone else on the show?in any case, its good that hes gone because every second of him on the screen was him being insufferable.
>>205420058He looks like Nick here
>>205420041Anon even if she genuinely wasn't making a reference to S1 she still 100% knows what show this is.
/pw/ TTS WHEN?!??
>>205419975Glad to see the CEO is back on his feet! Office work is crushing...
>>205420056same. im glad it survived. mind you, i'm too low iq to pull off ebz posting well enough to keep it going
>>205420044Women are supposed to be like that doe. Its my duty to change them.
>>205420057unfortunately it has just started to get laggy but its a good thing to have in your pocket anyway
QRD on today? Just got back from wageslaving
>>205420071him being absolutely forgotten by the fish while luke is still brought up atleast once a day is pretty funny tbqh
WES FIX YOUR SITEIs anyone else getting constant buffering
>>205420071He was saying sorry to something else, the clip was taken completely out of context
>>205420082>IM HERE TO SAY THE WORD>IM HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>>205420092alex got to run a cobra kai karate class
>>205420094girls talk wistfully about his farting every few days
>>205420095it doesn't work at all. No sites work.
>>205420007I had to drop down to 360p just for the feed to not stutter constantly. Wasn't having anywhere near this many problems during bloodgames.
>>205420058you'd think connor would have more ass on him
>>205420095only on director mode, try having some agency and control over your fucking life for once
>>205420095it's been shit all day
>you're like the same shape as me>and you're baldingKEK
What's the deal with Mizzy? She didn't look this masculine in the first days.
>>205420095Yep. Site is dogshit right now and PPV has been dogshit for like 28 hours now.
>>205420095it's choppy as fuck today, I got some improvement by adblocking the chatbox, which is too fast to read spam anyway
they should have a discussion about how technology impacts our ever changing world
>>205420056Mind you EBZ is a pedophile thoughbeit
>>205420095yes
>its another better audio on Lounge but better angle is Den PTZ scene
>>205420095Yeh the lag is making this unwatchable
burt is like a teenage boy talking to a girl he likes
could not give less of a shit about the new guy and the gaybaiting storyline with burtbring out fatty with a poop cannon already
>binx has a tattoo on her neck that says "bite me"thats hot
>>205420095yep, constant buffering
>Alexis: "Russia isn't invading America because of the 2nd amendment and crazy white people.">Binx: "It also helps that we're surrounded by water."nice little exchange kek
>>205419227he posted here, idk who he is
>>205420118NQw yQu sQQ... why w*men like makeup so much
>>205420071>makes MDE references>makes "Simmons" jokes>blurts out TTS before visibly cringing at his mistakeAnyone who argues he didn't know is baiting
Jet is too busy doing the stanky leg to fix his site
>>205420107Ah the brownoid clipper has clipped that, thanks, was just wondering if any dynamics changed or someones stocks crashed
>>205420128>swinging his arms like TJHE KNOWS KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM KICK HIM
>>205420133I agree the poop must flow
>>205419596Of course she knows she's on Fishtank, that doesn't mean she's a fan who knows all the deets just on account of repeating a "what the spruce" TTS, knowing "Witchdoctor", and using the word "plushies">*Binx has to do something physically strenuous for a challenge*>Binx: Sheesh, this is kind of a hassle>SHE KNOOOOOOWS
>>205420118any chance they are related?
>>205420145was this the most embarrassing moment in fishtank history
>>205420151Poop knifeHAHAHAHAAHAHA-Tayleigh
>instantly deconstructs the introduction of freeloaders but plays along for the thrill of the gameit is what is goran
>>205420118shes doing it on purpose now that she knows its live.
>>205420162Yes
>>205420162Tay S2 still holds that
they should make them wear tweed jackets and have friendly debates about literature and philosophy and then they crap on each others heads and throw mustard
>>205420162He had way worse ones in S2
feet kino in b2
>>205420118nor is today, but yesterday she was looking strange, almost like elliot page, for most of the time like steinfeld
>>205420147nah nothing. binx is red and got a plushie. that's about it. burt is now trying to fuck connor
>>205419210to give them more money
>>205420118how is mizzy every supposed to live with this?i dont think a nose job would fix itis it the jaw?the lips?its fucking everything...
>>205420162jet was gassed out of his fucking mind in another galaxy on galaxy gas
Alex Stein is on his way, check his insta
>>205418202>being gay ironically until you actually turn gaymany such cases
what joke did connor make that pissed people off?
>>205420162reindeer had me bricked up ngl
>that's my bed we could share it or....
>>205419966Fake news, that gets you a promotion in Weimerica.
>>205420174the scatademic challenge
>>205420027its never been funnytake it to >>>/bant/
I’m calling the new guy GAY NICK
>>205420162
>>205420186its just the ears and eyes really
>>205420162when sam stood up and said "i can't believe it" and left i don't know wtf he expected.he might have wanted people to quit.
>>205420134gonna kms
>>205420196omg kino
Alex now understands what it's like to be a woman
>>205420160More like confirming she's Jewish. Are there any white women on this show?
i dont think connor is into BBC
>>205420199no i dont think i will
>>205420189fake and gay
>>205420027>if it's funny,never has been
Is Gay Ben a top or a bottom?
>>205420176this whore knows exactly what she's doing and when she pulls the rug from her simps I'm gonna laugh
DUDE WIPESMISTER BEASTMAN SCAPED
>>205420213ironically enough, the only white woman on the show claims to be black
DUDEMISTERMANHIM
>>205420203KEK
Burt rolling out the gay dating show theoryVery based
=== UPDATE ===BURT is explaining its a gay show to Connor
>>205420140even his maniacal laugh and constant burping and shit were refences. nu-mde fans just never saw the shit he was pulling from.
>burt explaining the male sponsors to connor
>>205420213Someone else said she looks like young Dave Grohl kekk
>>205420189I hope his plane crashes (in Microsoft Flight Simulator)
>>205420242i hope his plane crashes for real
>>205420162>the most embarrassing moment in fishtank historynah that would be the self sucking bar party mid the worst season
when is the next edition of The Daily Burt being published
>>205420140He never did any of those three things mondotranny
ted's biggest offense was looking like a disgusting rodent
>connor told burt its a dude show
>>205420189who
Picture this: dedicated Binx foot cam
>>205420244king, thank you
>>205420221he's a vers top
>>205420162the one yesterday simping for smaack was nutsno other tts from jet has given me such a visceral reaction, and i like jet too
Honor Society Member Spotlight Video Albert Appouh: https://youtu.be/duUYt60YfZQ
>>205420268disgusting
>>205420189damn is it just me or is it getting warmer in here?
>>205419885I have never seen them interact or talk about each other it is like they exist in separate universes
SEVEN DUDESFIVE WOMENFOUR DUDESFIVE WOMENFIVE AND FIVE
>Alex wants to vote the freeloader offKek.
>>205420244this is chugging too retard
are the edited episodes even that popular? they spend so much time filming high quality footage, but then they dont release it until 20 months after the season has ended. wouldnt it make more sense to use this footage when it's actually relevant, and release short edited funny clips in order to drive more traffic to the site where they actually make their money? it makes absolutely no sense to hire 3-4 full time camera men only to do nothing with the footage.
>alex and binx discussig voting off connorare they actually retarded? first they vote off ian, who sleeps on the couch all day.now they want to vote off connor, who cant even win the prize.
>>205419798not this guy but I was actually starting to compile reaction images of her. How fucked am I
>>205419805>don't cite blatant proof because then i'll look wrong
>>205420244I would give goran his tithe if it wasnt 60 fucking dollars. I paid for the s1 pass and figured I got my money's worth.
>>205420259ted looks like Christian Bale from The Machinist
>>205420268picture this: free lobotomies for all binxpedos
>>205420173What'd he say?
>>205420268>PRODUCTION READ THISPRODUCTION READ THIS>PRODUCTION READ THISPRODUCTION READ THIS>PRODUCTION READ THISPRODUCTION READ THIS>PRODUCTION READ THISPRODUCTION READ THIS>PRODUCTION READ THISPRODUCTION READ THIS
>>205420267high charisma, low intelligence
tonight>Connor becomes Connor The Raped
is it the site lagging?ppv lagging?or my connection being shitty?
>urban tough guy gangster type of dudebro
EXCUSE MESOMEONELIVINGINTHEWALLSEXCUSEMEWHOTOLDYOUTHAT
>>205420286Yeah that would make sense.Which is why they don't
>>205420304YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>205420312lagging like crazy
>burt telling everyone about the black tts voice
CONNOR DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
>>205419748Ted was an MDE fan and everyone hated him. Binx knows because Goran emailed her from the Fishtank address and she's the third post popular fish. Not the same.
>>205420286this
>>205420244the official site is running like ass for me as well, I would hold off on paying anything unless you're sure it'll fix stuff
>Some of Smack's closest friends are MAGAtards and she thinks cutting off people for their politics is retardedUnexpected
>>205420312Both the main site and ppv are lagging like crazy for me. I live near philly for reference.
>>205420158>knows it's fishtank>what the spruce>witchdoctor song>plushie bullshitSo, you're whole stance is that she "knows" but doesn't *know. That's fine, but again, three or more coincidences is astronomical, and she's had more than a few. Keep in mind she also had a friend who was a fan, and at the very least probably filled her in.
>>205420286I truly hope the wiggers have learned their lesson and are actually paying more than one person a good wage to edit this shit. But you never know with these fuckers
>>205420321god i fucking hated this "bit"
>>205420268Production, get Binx to put her feet in plaster mould so you can see latex models of Binx's feet on ebayThis alone will pay for Season4
>>205420312I have really good internet and it's lagging for me too
where's the ice cream in this joint?
>>205420312ppv is fuckeddirector cam is fucked
>>205420286The footage always sucks ass for the most part and looks sloppy. Doesn't look like a TV show. And they should be releasing episodes as they go instead of afterwards
>>205420244delete this retard
>>205420321Sam was visibly pissed when she did this
>THESE ARE ALL C OR K SOUNDING NAMES
>>205420286Why aren't they live like in bloodgames?
>burt: i heard a voice last night that sounded like an urban gang leader saying he was in prision but just as i started to hear it the voices stoped
people think connor is nontent but he is there to trigger burt into overdrive
>>205420338That didn’t happen
>>205420338god smaackheads cannot stop winning, anyone who cuts off people for politics on either side is terminally online
>>205420343What the spruce was sent via tts though, a josiefag sent "I'm josie, my activation phrase is erm what the spruce"Them knowing it proves nothing
>>205420338she is literally Love & Life anon, this shouldn't suprise you>also, she meant closest friends in the house btw
>>205420321Reminder that Cole was the only one who was unhappy about the development, not wanting it to be fantank.
>>205420338Smack is a human. Rare these days, where we can accept that people have different opinions and still be friends.
>>205420359holy shit
>>205420361the horus heresy happened and that technology has been lost for 10000 years
did anyone else hear discord notifications through the ppv stream or am i going schizo too
>>205420364literally like two minutes ago in B2
>>205420363he himself is nontent but his mere presence has thrown a wrench in the works
>>205420289If you do it for just this season, post only to piss off other waifuposters without getting emotionally involved (impossible) and delete the folder when the show is over and NEVER go to /bant/, you'll be fine.
imagine suckling on connors fat tits fffffff
>>205420274poor burt
>>205420338her maga voter friends are just former bernie supporters that see him as anti establishment not based and redpilled chudgang
>>205420377its the cameramans phgone
>King Kong
>>205420387Hi Mike
>>205420364It did. They were talking in B2 now
>>205420351explain this meme please
why this bitch red fo
>>205420402Hello butterscotch
Connor-induced psychosis incomingI kneel Jet
>>205420286theres basically no promotion at all. the best thing theyve done is that 1 minute long "explainer" trailer thing. that was actually useful for getting people interested. they should be spamming youtube shorts and shit with clips if they want more money
boxing today
>>205420410racist
>>205420410she is the devil on alex's shoulder
>>205420405ice cream is yummy and people want to have it in the house
I hope they add a really hot babe into the mix
>>205420410Jet hid her blood pressure meds as a bit
Tell me somebody got pics of all the books plz
>Everyone immediately dismisses Burt's findings
any updates on gay wrestler x burt? is there ANY interest from either of them
>Germany invading Ukraine
burt cracking me up today
>>205420389>Incomes headcannonLuv 2 c it
>>205420419proofs?
>>205420367She's in her early 30's anon, she can't afford to engage in that behavior which you just KNOW she engaged in 10 years ago when she was actually somewhat attractive.
>>205420369If sminx is this season's Love & Life, who would be the Death & Hate?Simbal and Laron?
I’m gonna go wash my ass keep me updated bros
>"simpli safe...">"I remember a similar product called RING"holy kek
>>205420441>>205420369Can you stop speaking to yourself?
>>205420081Literally no one's denying that she knows she's on Fishtank, the only argument is to what extent, knowing she's on a livestreamed prank show isn't the same as being a fan intentionally referencing the duck toy
>>205420441Taylor is pure evil and TJ was her little doggy.
>>205420441did we ever get a dox on xavier's bitch?
>>205420428>look at this place, it gives off dude bro vibes>these games, bunk beds, the decorations are all dude bro guythis nigga thinks bunkbeds is for the boys
>>205420338Smaack continuing to take Ws
>>205420437
Did Alex figure SSI out?
>>205420424fishtank only works with simpable mids or worse, you can't put attractive women on the show
>>205420418Allegedly they fired the editor AGAIN. I mean, for christ's sake, it can't be that much money to hire an editor to make 3 clips a day or some shit.
>>205420438nah that's a zoomer trait
>>205420456no im burtmaxxing
Alex killed the 4 burglars who tried to steal his monkeys
>>205420189see you guys in a week
>i dont think production would send anyone to steal our makeup because they want us to look goodHAHHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAA HAAAAwhat a bunch of fucking softies we are never going to get hellhouse this season
>>205420370Reminder that Cole was just as guilty as Tayleigh of being a gay little fanboy. It’s especially egregious that he’s the one that said that the whole season is going to be sam hyde references (it wasn’t) yet his faggot fans have to grace us with their retardation to this day.
>>205420441>La'Ron and Alexis?idk if its perfect, but its all I can think ofwould be Simbal and someone, but literally everyone hates him. Simbal & Ted if they ever teamed up
>>205420470They could hire a full time one for 30k a year. This people work on peanuts. They dont reinvest any of their profits
This shit is almost unwatchable
>>205420441Really? Not the person who's motto is "life is miserable"?
>>205420498>>205420498>>205420498
>>205420471>nah that's a trait of ppl who are in their late teens early 20's still.Proving my point
>>205420463No woman has ever willingly used a bunk bed. They’re exclusively for roughhousing with the boys.
Poker Face.... poker is a game primarily played by men...
>>205420456There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself
>>205420484Show fell off a cliff when he got kicked COPE
>>205420488lore foreshadowing?
>>205420468Shit, he said something earlier, creating his own acronym, but I forgot what it was. I swear to christ. It was something like Self Standing something. He made it about being strong. It was so funny and I'm annoyed I forgot now.
>>205420469all the girls would be seething, it's not for the waifu fags
>>205420482funny thing is they are rightthis is the first season where all of the female contestants are not hideous to look at - even fucking alexis was probably reasonably hot decade agogoran has fully embraced simppandering
>>205420516Oh that's pretty good
>>205420459Okay, well when she makes several more "accidental" references to the show I'll be interested in seeing how you people handwave her being a fan. Several days ago we were at "she doesn't know about the show, sam isn't popular, he's niche", and now we're at "Okay well she's knows about the show, but she's not a fan".
>>205420513yeah, if you’re a faggot loser.
>>205420410dovahkiin's sister
>when they get close to the truth, twerk offkek this will actually work
>>205419201He has already starting sending his unfunny TTS messages. Only a question of time before he is slobbing around the house with his shirt off, eating, as usual
>>205420488>buddhist figurine>buddhist chanting the other day at 4am in yard
>>205420537i missed it, what were they saying that was close to the truth
>>205420537they NEED to dance its so funny. they just can't stop themselves from getting up.
that beat goes fuckin crazy
>>205420564Vibes bruh, I'd be dancing like a goober too. I like fun, and sometimes I will come put of my shell when I'm in a good mood or scrape up enough self confidence.
They should do a twist reveal but instead of telling them it's fish tank they should come up with something even more stupid than famous house. Burt already thinks it's a police academy or gay dating show
>>205420667Burt got so close to the point, but thought it was a gay dating show. Which is hilarious
>>205420564So much of the day is spent sitting around with no external stimuli. It would be hard not to.
>>205420532Your standard is overbroad, Witchdoctor and using the word "plushies" mean nothing, only "what the spruce" would be suspicious if she hadn't said it *after* a TTS said it was an activation code, that's like saying the harpies are all in on it because they repeated the J spamming
>>205420418It is amazing how much money they are missing out on by skimping on hiring people
>>205420791This is what they get for not hiring Jews.
>>205420791True. But this is a kind of a DIY thing and I think they know because of Sam people would be turned off at first mention. Would normies like it? Of course, this seasons kind of safe and make s2 look like the real hell house and seems like something they don't want to go back to. Going towards the "alt" big brother thing with a cast of somewhat normal misfits and weirdos that make it interesting and entertaining to watch.
>>205420205her face is extremely long. i guess it makes since
>>205420468whats the joke with the SSI thing?
>>205421177https://x.com/sackponyfffffff/status/1854299153372787011
