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Holy shit. New freeloader.
im dying
jesus christ now she's asking body counts
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i have been glued to my screen scince smaack left havent been able to get up and make food or nothing. i need to eat something1
WOO!!!
>ovulating>drunkJobe get in there!
>Alexis drunk and slutting out on 3 white dudeschrist this whore
Smaack status?
>>205482691post the pajeet compilation of him touching all the girls
so we're gatekeeping Alexis's tits huh
Odds of Smack coming back as freeloader?i need it for my SMINX stocks to get back up
like the last night before everyone goes to college
my self insert is making it
I AM REDEEMED BITCH
>binx says she is on her period tomorrow
jobe drinking out of the metal mixing cup is so fucking funny
Think Luca is gonna tap that?
this is such a kino seasonI kneel
>>205482718Her poor son
alexis chugging out the fucking bottle, this is going to get wild hahahahaha
shaming this negga again
>>205482704All their coome is going to swirl together within her and create the Ubermensch
>Saamck did you get my gift basket? Lmk :3
alexis is actually gonna get fucked tonight
>>205482718>everything i do i do it for my son
>>205482746what does that mean?
LubeCooch
IT'S ABOUT TO BE 2, KING JOBE.
>>205482751Jobe Tank
Thank you baker.
JOBE CONFIRMED NOT A VIRGIN
>>205482723KEK
>I actually am a virgin, I've never had sex with anyone, everrrrrrrAlex might be telling the truth, he might have a micropenis and the only girls who will be with him are obese goblinas
>they can't understand how the tweets can be mentioning hulukek these people are so fucking stupid, they literally can not comprehend being lied to
>>205482736 cute
>>2054827390sam would be afraid she would markypost
WUZZZAAAAAPPPP
>>205482740Why do they all look related
Braylyn needs a new step sibling!!!!!
>>205482781he told burt he had a gf
did she say she connects with males 99% of the time
Holy shit alexis became even BIGGER of a slut after the reveal
>>205482729>abandons her son to whore it upGrim
so many good streams its hard to choose
Burt jerking off while TTS talks to him
>Mom? What's Fishtank? Can I watch the episodes you were in?
>>205482764I'm already deep into dms with her. Too slow bart
Alexis owes Jobe sex
I NEED THE BURT DANCING IN THE KITCHEN WEBM WITH SOUND> I NEED THE BURT DANCING IN THE KITCHEN WEBM WITH SOUNDI NEED THE BURT DANCING IN THE KITCHEN WEBM WITH SOUND> I NEED THE BURT DANCING IN THE KITCHEN WEBM WITH SOUND
OH GOD SHE'S A FUCKING COSHE'S GOT A BODY COUNT OF LIKE 200
binx stocks crashing with no survivors
>Alexis wanting to leave a day ago>knows her slutty shit streamed live>acts like more of a slutwomen....
>>205482736safe and well
>Jobe has a higher bodycount than me
I've been watching every single day and missed all of today's events
>>205482763
>goran stole this from you
>>205482794it's a shame she didn't get a bottle in the neck
>ALEXIS MENTIONED DUCK DUCK GOOSEFINALLY. WE MAY FINALLY GET DUCK DUCK GOOSE BUT WITH TASERS THIS SEASON
>I work with male prisoners so this doesn't bother me at allWHAT THE FUCK DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
>>205482739Seeing how the whole cast just accepted the deception (crazy btw) I feel like Smaack would've been chill about it. If they just never used slurs in TTS she would've been fine, but stand up people stand on their principles
Reminder that Binx is bleeding from her cunt right at this moment
spent all investors money and had to get corporate sponsorships, this show is so dead
The first real test is when the hitler nigger faggot challenge starts
Sneed's tiktok is hilarious, he said he was voting for Trump and the comments are full of seethe
>>205482781Incorrect, he said his body count is 1. That one person is himself.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE POETIC THAN SENDING HOME SMAACK EMPTY HANDED IN TRUMPS AMERICATHANK YOU SAM HYDE
Run a train on Alexis challenge
>>205482799shared white trash phenotype (and drug use)
>>205482804instant affection. she will be crushed like sylvia as soon as they don't filter the mean ones
>>205482827you should be grateful for your virginity. you're still pure
anyone else completely lost interest in this show?
>>205482822you didn't know?
Alright Binx made them stay and milked TTS for a bit, the bitch can go now.At least shave her fucking head.
>>205482820
So did Alexis actually show tits tonight? Also, I saw a webm of some girl adjusting her bra and her tiddy was visible; who was that?
I'm wasted and losing touch with reality just like the fishtank people :)
>>205482841nice
>alex is like my brotherAlexbros, its so over
>>205482691Gay show revealed
>>205482739literally 0% chance
Let's get Jobe laid tonight, boys.
ALEX FINNA BUST
>>205482820x.com/SewerDoodles/status/1855073119091773921
Imagine this your mom
>>205482841AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>alexisis sitting directly on Jobes lapwhat the fuck she is a whore
>uh oh
>>205482736she was saved, but I’m still missing her
>its a truman episode where he has no sex stories/can relate to decisussions
hi jobb
Jobe bros?
>>205482837she would have kept hiccuping and processing about stuff like burts negga tts
>>205482835she lets the inmates bang her
>Alexis parks her dumptruck right on Jobe
>>205482857many people are saying this
>>205482860that was jet
burt knows its live and its burting it what the fuck man
>>205482835I saw the video of that British lady prison guard. That happens every day.
>>205482825the plane crashed actually.
>>205482831total jet death
Jobe W
>>205482843based Sneed
this is the closest we have been to a porno sessionalexis needs to pick a male to fuck
Glad Connor isn't treating Jobe like shit tonight. Let's see how long that lasts.
anyone got that stream lexi did?
>>205482773
I think Alexis needs to get fucked. I volunteer to fuck Alexis. Message me, Jet.
>HI JOBE>ALEX IS LIKE MY BROTHER THOUGHSHE'S GOING TO BE JOBE'S 2NDHE WAS IN THE MOMENT HE SAID "ONE"
Today has been kino
>>205482852thanks, anon
>sImbal you are an asshole that lies to me all the time>you are always mean to me>you can never be my love interestSIMBALBROS?!?!!?!?!
>>205482877no. she's a free spirit. ;)
was the smaack red/blue pill done on camera or in the basement?
>>205482837we also know for a fact that she is watching live (she followed laron on instagram only after sam made him bring it up tonight)
this women is a plant
>Burt knows it's streamed now>still jerks off
I literally see Jobe's boner lol cutie
>>205482853Nope
>>205482736deeply missed.
how do i find an alexis to drunkenly molest me
bros how will they go back to messing with the cast after all this cuddling? im worried
>>205482835She fucked the prisoners anon. Is that what you want to hear?
What’s your body count /ftl/ ?
why is there so much seethe over a cute latinx girl?
>>205482841kek
>>205482841Incredible lmfao
>>205482912It was done in B2, fully on camera
hOLY SHIT. IS THERE REALLY FISHTANK MINECRAFT SERVER?FISHTANK.COM??
>>205482868i don't think he is bothered
>>205482875literally the kind of shit that creates a serial killer
Is S3 good enough for Chuckie?? will he be this seasons Xavier?
>>205482847>empty handedThey get $1000 a week, kek.
>>205482915hes a gay porn star why would he care
>>205482915he’s a pornstar
>>205482896LOL CAN'T EVEN SEE THAT NIGGA
>>2054829232 men
>>205482858disability challenge came early
Alex's wife is not going to like that
>>205482746doesnt matter her ovaries are dry as peasuts
>>205482912the choice was on cam but they didnt tell her anything
>>205482874Thank you
>>205482919She has no idea her giant ass is on Alex rn
I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED CHAT
>>20548292312
>>205482881reali think she would be having fun tho
>>205482853Burt still in so of course not
>>2054829230
>>205482868Cheating on your brother is fine
Is Simbal drunk again?
>>20548292350 sum. I was a chad and I ruined it
Season 3>>>>>>Season 1>(large power gap)Season 2The wiggers did it
ALEXIS CAESAREAN SCAR IN CONFESSIONAL
>>205482827at the end of the day Jobe signed up to this what have you done
>>205482935Charls in full performance mode as a freeloader would be incredible.
>>205482823The one who kept all the harpies calm? Only retards think this is bad.
>alexis will never rub her ass and pussy on your lap
I've been way out of the loop, how were Ted and Smaack eleminated?
>>2054829231. I was raped.
smaack would've easily survived that, jet is a huge bitch
YOOOOOOOOOO CLIP IT CLIP IT CLIP IT
I really hope Vance comes up and let them all pick his brain for like a half hour. I want him to give his trademark "yeah" a hundred times in a row
>>205482954buy a tts and tell her to call you something new
>>205482968Season 1 sucked ass
>>205482981thank god
I would put my load into drunk lexi
>>205482954I do:)
>ChyatChyatChyat>Hey chyat
>>2054829230 and im in love with binx. kill me.
>>205482853yeah, too much fraternizing with the crew and contestants lost a lot of tension
>>205482935too twisted for chuck
>>205482691TLDR on last 2 hours bretty blease
>smack posting is gonna die out soonwe won binx and mizzy bros
>>2054829235 women uncountable men
here the s1 theme clip. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731120345173066.webmthe bitrate is fucked because of the filesize limit. i put it on gofiles too if anyone wants the hq versionhttps://gofile.io/d/Vcp3TZ
>mizzyno one asked bitch go away
so what happens now?
spiritually i'm jobe
>>2054829235 fingers
>>205482889The white guy with the unibrow?
So why did Smaack need to be "spared" from counting rice?
>"shiii mayn... wha you say?">"fish... fishtank?">"thas crazy"
sin = cosyeah sure fuck it why not
here comes mizzy to ruin everything
>>205482983This but unironically
does alex know about the divorce yet? He should find out before he gets out of fish tank or else he's going right back to the drugs lmao
Alexis so horny right now, and alex wife mad as shit
>>2054829231 but it could have been 2 but I deadfished 3 times in a row.
>>205482691"they're from my country"
>>205483001The frog is fully cooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LepvQqFvoWcBINX status
>>20548292310 or so but I haven't gotten laid in like 4 years.
alexis kinda sexy id give her another miscarriage if you know what i mean
>>2054829232, high quality fucked by very few chads. came in them often.
I would kill to have alexis sitting on my lap holy shit
>>205482986would actually be pretty fun to watch
>>2054829235
>>205482841FUCKING KEK
Alex is ascending
>>205482958She would definitely be having fun tonight but it’s gonna get a lot worse over the next 4 weeks
>>2054829231 i have been together with her for 13 years
>>2054829237 dudes5 females
this negga sucks
>SHE'S SHITTIN' IN YOUR FUCKIN' CEREAL, YOU SICK FUCK!
fuck off you fat cunt
>>205482853I think its funny how the emotions flipped. theyll maintain the positivity for today but things will change
im starting to really dislike binx
>>205482997Just like Daddy Gym
>director cuts to Burt cranking itKino
>>205483001binx is treating this like a cam show
>>205482998Same, we can find a 30 something degen, surely…
burt jerking in penthouse knowing the show is live.KEK
>>2054829231, jobe is literally me
Confessional is wholesome right now except for Alex
>>205482923zero
Burt is jerking it
BUSTIN BURT
>>205483019sorry to hear that annon
>>2054829234
>>2054829230 at 21
burt straight back to jerking it in the penthouse
Burt masturbating like he isn't being livestreamed rn
Do you think Alex would dump his fat mexican wife for Alexis?
>>205482968S3>S2.5>S2(Early)>S1>S2(Late)/Bitchtank
>>205483051He's boring as fuck. I can't believe Jet thinks he's anything like Luke.
BURT IS JERKING OFF IN THE PENTHOUSE
Yoooo Burt is going hard on that hog.
Alex killing the vibe.
LOL COME ON BURT
>>205482837I would stop saying nigger for Smaack
how old is Alexis
>>205483067alex is this season's jimmy
i am burting it to alexis rn
burt wank #967
>>205482923many men4 women
>>205482923your mom
>>205483051At least he isn't being an obnoxious 40 year old bully tonight.
>they're happier after finding out the show is fakehuman psychology is strange
>burt jerking off while getting live TTS messages from the audienceit's a pornographic show
alex is being insanely embarrassing right now
nigger
jeet heard the vance 2018 meme and thinks that's when vance was on fishtank
>>2054829230age: 30
holy shit he's going HAM
i want to drink and go on a youtube rabbit hole with jobe
if i were alex id have a boner lol
no one else grabbed this?
EVEN WHEN HE KNOWS ITS LIVE???? BURT BUSTIN' WILL NEVER END
>>205483062hes advertising
>ask vance about 2018
>>205483086splitting seasons into parts is cheating anon
>>20548309428 but botox'd to hell, prob went crazy after her kid
someone TTS Alex to get him to go to penthouse KEK
Holy shit, Burt KNOWS thousands are watching him jerk it, lmaooo.
>alexis got a tongue piercing>wants to wrestle with Connorshe's in heat
you retards don't get it. pornstars are all exhibitionists. he likes you watching
>>2054829231 ran-through whore with a body count of 30+. She was hot though
>Burt knows it's live>Continues to jack offKEK
>>205482852no, stewing in your own sexual frustrations is worse.
i want to live in a house with a bunch of normies for free and bond with them through psychological trauma
>>205483087He hates Luke's casual aura while also being attractive.
>Alexis sitting on Alex's lapso they're gonna fuck right?
>>205482984Burt splurt about to be added to
>>205483104sneed and sam had a literal gay connection with similar humor
>>205483009drunk comedown
>>205482841
>>205482954Same. Makes me feel like Twitch filth, and I've explicitly went out of my way, never to interact with that trash heap.
Can I file a police report on Burt. I feel violated
>>205483051>we have orange cassidy at home
>>205482935i would love to see this
>>205483106Binx doesn't even do this. BURT TO WIN
>>2054829237 women
WHAT
>>20548292310
>>2054829230 at 26
>>20548292315-18 or something
>>205483106Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger—these things are to be expected.
>>205483120you can see the hand print from her previous abortions
>none of the perverts are posting her stomachthis is a new level of rejection
>>2054829230. I havent left my house in 7 years aside from groceries
Don’t kid yourselves, Smaack is devastated that she isn’t there right now
>burt jerking off in penthouse>mizzy and alexis getting plowed in confessionalI kneel Jet
>>205483140fr
WHAT THE FUCK BURT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Binx really plummeted to mizzy levels of annoying
>connection to the outside world Exactly what I was thinking made them feel more comfortable. Until TTS starts degrading them lol
Man why they gotta bother burt
>>2054829238 I think
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>lights oncheck>door opencheck>internet watchingcheck>people in the housechecktime for a goon sesh
does Burt not know that he's jerking off
is burt pretending he's NOT masturbating? lmao
Is this what they call neptunian?
>>205482923You could be my first
Sam bro please have a serious talk, on camera, with Burt about his compulsory habits...
>>20548292318
>>205482893good thing she was in a car
They should have given Smaack the option to leave AFTER the reveal
>>205483091maybe don't spend money to ask stupid highschool math shit you fucking nerd loser KWAB
>>205482923like 7 i think
>>2054831122
burt get your head out of the gutter
INCOMING: NEW FREELOADERConfirmed by sam on twitter
how has alex not realized nobody is listening to him
>>205483169hahahahaha holy shit
Yeah Binx, Yeah Mizzy, be a good girl for the camera...yeah...just like that...
>>205483138>im cumming
burt is too autistic for this
>i'm comingwe know
my beautiful mutt wife i hold down and fuck
>>205482841Lol. Just lol.
Did Burt just call the person that sent that tts a fag?
Burt had his shorts down
>>20548292311 but its been like 2 years since ive fucked
QUICK GO TO THE PENTHOUSE BURT IS IN TROUBLE! BURT FELL DOWN THE PENTHOUSE WELL!
>im coming
>OH GOD, YOU'RE WEIRDvery rich coming from BURT
>>205483174Smaack is on a flight to brazil and will be beheaded shortly.
>>205483184kek
>I'M COMINGyes you are burt
>>205483165
need a new girl freeloader to replace Binx desu
>>205483032Smaack quit because her loyalty is with her liberal family members and their communist ideals.
>>205483125Season 2 has such a clean split it feels wrong not to
>>205482691do i need to protect payton's asshole from the jeet?
Burt was still going while responding to TTS. Can't believe it. Even the door is open...wait, AND HE DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS YET! AAAAAAAAAA
artist guys what are we thinking
>>205483185>the classic tism nervous wank tickHas he just strolled through nursing a semi?
>>205483104It's just that a weight has been lifted. They were concerned about what was going on so much, Sneed thought he was in a snuff film.
>>20548292325 yo khhv
>>205483003Smaackposting will live on in my heart doever
>>205483219why do black niggas hands and feets look like dat
>>205483142autism
>He was actually jacking itLOOOOOOL
>>205483202now that people are starting to realize that being real gets them popular alex will become unpopular in the house quick
>>205483178You're retarded for not thinking they're both kino
>>205483174Maybe for now, she won’t be when they start doing real fishtank challenges.
It's ovah for this nigga
Payton status?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731120793304195.webm
>tts battling on burt nowNot cool just let him chill
The answer is 2x. It's day 1 calculus stuff.
Remember how gay it was on Season 2 when they all found out? This is so much better.
>don't jerk off, cause they watchin' ussneed looking out for burt!
BROS I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR HELL HOUSELET THE POOP COMMENCE
>>205483251anon.... he always has been, it's not just an epic troll, he's been basically gooning for 2 weeks straight multiple times a day
my sides fucking helll hardest I've laughed in a long time. why did he act like he didn't understand
>>205483250i just got here man
alex is killing me with cringe right now
now that they know, we don't need burt gaying it up no mo
>jet realizing he sent smaack home for no reason
is it just me or is thiis compeltely ruined now? like wtf.
>>205483238Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you—these things are to be expected, granted.
>his boner
>>2054829232.5
>>205483184couldnt have it any other way
>>205483257The rapist
next season let them think their in a snuff film instead of easing the tension immediately.
>so you'tr on your period tomorrow? interesting... i want a dunk
>>205483257few realize he's the most genuine in the tank
>>205482923*pretends to get a text and then say I have to make a phone call*
Anon is your culture as touchy as Simbal's?Im latino we get kinda touchy
>>205483257"I like my mom so I can fucking touch you all I want."
>>205483210The show is fucking ruined without her thanks goranShe would be so exciting by thisThey're not even saying nigger or anything
>>205483178Mizzy is annoying in a fun way
this thread belongs on reddit
One of the fishtoys should be big styrofoam Kingdom Hearts keyblades
>>205483257How will he ever redeem Bollywood after this?
>>205483277for youbecause you're unable to accept it for what it is
kill the guy who DMed Smaack's sister with hammers
>toxic fucking smaack fans now btfo and gone from these threads, exiled to /bant/>all that remain are the pathetic simp binx fansgive it a week and these threads will be purified
>>205482835Alexis nooooooo!
>>205483174>Smaack back to her fake friends who only talk about the same sjw shitGrim
>>205482841imagine growing up and seeing your mom be such a negligent slut for a reality show that's not even on TV
>>205482923>What’s your body count
I cannot keep up with tonight. Unreal content. Alexis has had at least 14+ standard drinks tonight which as a straight 6'0 tall white man whos 205lbs lean with size 12 shoes would put me on my ass
>indian mad about indian voice because he wants to be unique
>>205483257You reap what you sow
>>205483120
cocksucker out
Okay, what the actual fuck is up with Burt.This nigger can NOT be 160 IQ.
>>205483304Holy fuck I forgot about him already, he's the sole reason Smaack was pulled lol.
>>205483295crazy shit man
>>205483305hahaha yesssssscant wait
Reminder for that Simmons who messaged Smaacks family to an hero
this show could've fixed smaack if they just kept her around
>>205483174yeah I think so. I wonder if she'll hold some silent resentment towards her sister
>smaack we want you back on the show, I'll pay for your ticket just let me know when you see this
The reveal really couldn't have gone better unless they all freaked out MORE and still stayed Bravo slow boil fags
>>205483277it's kind of like the "we're all squidwards" night, it'll get kino. the cell, frank, drunk piece of shit, etc.
>>205483277They went through the 5 stages of grief (except Binx) with the reveal it's not a Hulu famous show. Except Laron who is still twisted up and Burt who is too confused to understand.Actual Fishtank has begun.
they can do the reverse gaslight where the whole house is in on the joke and they are gaslighting a freeloader into believing something crazy
>>205482923if its vaginal penetration, 4anything else involving my penis is 8
>>205483277Calm before the storm anon. Now that they know it’s fishtank there are no more restraints
>>205483174yeah she wanted to stay, but family is family. made sense under the circumstances.
>>205483295I wouldn't know
Went and grabbed some beers, anything happen after the Wifi Signal cry session?
>>205483292i am surprised how nigger is literally 0 part of this so far, fuck you goran anyway
>>205483304nobody gives a fuck about smack
They need to bring in a new TV and put on a loop of all the times the poo's touched the women.
>>205483174I hope so. I wanted to see that retarded mutt cunt suffer
>>205483328he's a gay pervert freak autist, what did you expect
>vance with the camera>I miss Jon>I miss Letty>I miss Josie
Bros, it's been a long work week watching fishtank for 18 hours a day. I'm going to drink with them.
SNEED KNOWS BEAVER STREET LMFAO
bitch fuck beaver street bitch
>>205483304didn’t happen stop believing the wiggers
he knew what beaver street is lol
>>205483193Her family forced their hand by faking a dire family hospital emergency.
>>205483169this thread is on a roll tonight lmao
>thats in new orleansHOLY SHIT DUMBGAY WAS TELLING THE TRUTH
SPAGHETTI BOY BURT
>>205482691Not TV Not filmFuck off
>>205483277Nah, this is great.
vibes repaired now destroy them again
Deep Beaver Street lore
>>205483351not a ton, what are you drinking tonight? picked up some budweisers earlier
>>205483341she's already markypilled. let it go andrew.
The Jeet is so effortlessly condescending I don’t even think he realizes it
>recycled season 2 TTS
>>205483277climax of the season
BEAVER STREET BEGINS
>>205483310>"Wow Smack, I'm so glad you're not on that racist chud nazi show anymore.">"Y-yeah, m-me too..."
why does every black guy know beaver street
>>205483376lmao
BEAVER STREET!
>>205483337smaacks sister fucked up real bad
>now Sneed is the beaver st expertDumbgay needs to set this dude straight
>>205483370He posted it in one of these threads last night
good boy get tha spegetti reminds me of tay bros...
>>205483366>>205483367>>205483371no fucking way
>>205483342I'm worried how are they gonna keep it entertaining for the next 4 weeks.This feels like final week shit.
Time for the epic season 1 and 2 memes
>sneed reveals beaver street is realDeepest lore.
>>205483360>I wish I was filming Fatty's balls right now
>>205482983Ha haaaaa ha!
>>20548292320 something. I'm good looking but utterly retarded.
>>205482809could you please tell me what you like / get out of watching hasan stream? i'm asking in earnest. i seriously can't understand the appeal in the slightest
>>205483376I almost fuckinf DIED when he said "Beaver Street??"
>sneed knows beaver streethaHAAAAA
>alexis still trying to fuck Lucaholy hell
>>205483345they tried doing that a few times on bitchtank and it was never funny
>>205483366>>205483371>>205483376it's a small nigger world after all
>>205483290he is very horny
erm why are they having fun, i thought shit was supposed to hit the fan tonight
>>205483370>stop believing the wiggers>post screenshot of the top wiggers message
>>205483328Burt IS a pedophile nigger. Granted, these things are to be expected. When he farts, he calls it interesting. His former colleagues miss him.
>>205483378kill yourself >delicious bait is delicious
>>205483277Welcome to Act 2
TTS chads please get drunk alexis to flash her giant chocolate nipples
>>205483360
>vance scoots away
Dumbgay and Black Science Man are my favorite black people
Whats beaver street? I know its from season 2 but I never got the joke
>>205483398whoa she has to press the block button what a problem
>>205483419She’s trying to fuck everyone
>if Duanye shows up the cast will be 30% gay black men, none of who e are attracted to each other
>>205483402That’s not why she left
>>205483385Some Michelob Ultra Gold Enjoy your beers, nigga
>>205483276>no reasonit was so he could groom her privately
>>2054829238, Dutch girl, three Chinese, one English and the others I don't know their ethnicity they were one night stands.
>>205483351just alexis being a whore in the confessionalsee above in the thread
I love smaack so much i would do anything for this mutt mongoloid
>>205483234>her loyalty is with her familyWhere everybody's loyalty should lay tbqh.
>>205483345shadi trying to gaslight Q was excruciating
was burt just masturbating again?
>>205483440just something duanye said while drunk that seemed funny to everyone. that's literally it
i feel like the women this season would be more receptive to coomer tts
tank absolutely should cast the live feed to a tiktok live because they shove any lives down the algorithms throat....
>>205483295you're on the menu, baby
>>205483357>I hope so. I wanted to see that retarded mutt cunt suffer
A TOAST
the words "beaver street" evoke a deep blood memory for their people. it is a sacred tradition passed down generation to generation
While i'm happy to see everyone staying/happy, the vibes are too high. There's no sense of danger or anything now, they're too buddy buddy with the staff & each other now.Where do we go from here?
we went from Ironic Big Brother to unironic Big Brother
all women are lesbians
>>205483449Cope
OMG YAAAY THINGS I RECOGNIZE FROM PREVIOUS SEASONS THIS IS KINO DUDE I FREAKING LOVE CALLBACKS AND REFERENCES IT'S SO NEPTUNIAN KINO BROSGET DUNYAY IN THE TANK AND ALEX STEIN AND FATTY AND GREG AND JIMMY WOOOOO
>sam talks and reassures everyone except simbal
what were your honest thoughts on jeet’s speech? can he redeem? crocodile tears? First genuine moment? idk
>>205482923Does getting fucked add to a body count?
slampig coworker just sent me a snap with a bloody nose asking if i thought it was cutehow do i respond bros
>>205483442He jacks off like an alien studying human behavior
>>205483457She was too pure for us
>>205483473hot dog eating puke contest tomorrow probably
>mizzy drinking from Elijah's cupBased knew she was seinfeldian
>>205483440some street with lots of gang violence
>the contestants will go wild when they find out its live>find out its live>start flashing tits and trying to fuck on camera>burt starts jacking off
>>205483351Burt jerked off again
I self insert as Burt but he is too pure. He was genuinely disgusted with Sam that they had Luke push Simbal.
Alex constantly has “I’m trying to fuck you” energy all the time so I can’t tell if he’s trying to fuck Alexis or not
cheers /ftl/
>>205483406yep, as kino as this is, im worried about the rest of the 6 weeks
>>205483425Jet was high off whippets at 4 am and told everybody his plan and tried to change the narrative when he was sober later
>this is jet's type that he intentionally applied to cast for fish tank
>>205483442>wanks through a duvetngmi
>>205483402that was me lol I lied I dont even have insta lmfao
>>205483481more of his pathetic nonsense that makes me want to hit him
>>205483360you'll be missing jon alot more when the bend counsel epsteins him
>>205483462yes very obviously. every time the tts called him out he just said "what..?" like he had no idea what they meant.
>>205483303for what it is? is this your first time? because this has never been the case in any other season. unless hell house is actually about to start this is gay as fuck
>>205483452you a midwestern king too? cheers nigga
>>205483462Yes. In the penthouse on the bed. And then TTS said finish burt and he stopped lol
>>205483490send her your dick
Attention paypiggies:I'm gonna need you to go HARD on Beaver Street TTSes directed toward Sneed right now.
>>205483483La'Ron is beaver street
>>205483007Kino
>>205483473they understand whats going on now, but they will not accept vomit tomorrow.
>>205483374get comfy sneed
>>205483442thats sum stress burting right there
>>205483457Back to bant
>>205483490call her a tight little piece
>>205483464They’ve already demonstrated that
>>205483480I noticed this too is like the episode of hulu where he was left out kek
>>205483473I don't know.I feel like they won't even feel uncomfortable at Sam breaking shit now since they're all buddy buddy
>>205483479this but unironically
>>205483442they need to wash the sheets more now
which girl do you guys think Q simps for?
>>205483442with the door open?and through his pants?while a blanket covers him?while on a livestream?nigga crazy
>>205483509Based lmao
>>205483477you sure are
WHY THE FUCK is everyone coddling the fish and not ripping and tearing through them like the mother fucking sharks we are? this is fucking 4chan where we say nigger and fuck jeets up yet the kiddiegloves are on and nobody is sending fucking real tts messages instead it's fucking plushies.... get fucking real..
alright just drop the fucking distractions and fill season 4 with 3/10 failed streamer egirls alreadyits clearly what the paypiggies want and your main revenue stream
>>205483442jerks off like early ai animated pictured
They really need to take Binx out back sooner or later and put a hypothetical bullet in her head
>>205482923haha
>>205483360He probably really does miss Jon. In his interview before S3 he talked about how him an Jon would talk every day before 2.5, and had a competition to both weigh the same by the time bloodgames started.
>>205483506>when he was sober laterimplying he ever is
>>205483521why dey lay concrete like that
>>205482758Luca is one lucky wigger
>>205483481i honestly believe he feels remorse to some extent, but the women need to tell him to cut that shit out. they just pretended like he never did it for some reason
>>205483481just making himself the victim so the women can't be mad at him for touching them
>>205483416it was recommended never watched him. this is who i follow. it says we think you will like for a reason
>>205483457would you get a job and get in shape and get hobbies?
How long until /smaack/ ?
>>205483473Someone should've been let walk or even better eliminated to increase the tension
>>205483480thats a good thing
>>205483342They should've included video clips in that slideshow for the reveal
>>205482828Same bro you are not alone. Are the big clip accounts on youtube enough to catch up? Nothing will ever make up for missing it with the threads, but I really hope there’s a source not just of the big highlights but the little moments that are so great too
burt's terminal fucking gay sex brain is unbelievable
You fags realize that the real test is tomorrow, right? Laron and Payton will leave, it's not even a question.And guess what? The first low effort Kindergarten challenge and the next person will leave.If they don't considerably crank it up, this shit is far from saved.
im fucking sick of burt
>>205483521its so fuckign sad so many of these black neighborhoods are actually in great looking areas but they just never maintain their property/cant stop killing eachother. the nice foundations are there its an incredible shame all over the U.S
Sex tank will come to pass
>>205483552because love and life never left with smaack... she gave us something to hold onto
>>205483566damn. i'll have to find out the appeal from someone else then
>>205483459Not according to Jesus.
>>205483552They were crying and threatening to leave an hour ago. They can't go hard on them right now.
>>205483354I do.
>>205483532but goran ruined this today. suck my dick, i love her.
>>205483424alcohol
>>205483552grow up faggotyou'll get it
>>2054833524 hours without smaack... im gonna rope
>>205483518Raised there, left a few years ago Cheers nigga, glory to God
If Luca took Alexis to the bathroom right now she would suck him dry
Is simbal completely mindbroken or is he just drunk?
>>205483481sucks that he got raped or whatever, but that was not the time to share sob stories, this was time for an apology. He made it about himself.
okay this is boring nowkill the indian
here comes that rancid fat gnome whore mizzy
>>205483552Fuck off
>>205483481Definitely not genuine, he just did the guilt trip shit he pulled earlier about his disabled brother again. I still like him on the show though, he’s a content machine and his groping when he gets wasted is funny as fuck. Indian blade ayooo
>>205483552Bad. Fucking. Ass.
please tell me they will continue the cozy spooky cam shots at night
>>205483583yeah every season truly STARTS with the rice counting. its going to ramp up fast from here
>>205482923i got my dick sucked in a club bathroom but it was a dude and I didn't like it
>>205483442Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger. Granted, these things are to be expected—the movement of the trees through the semi-opaque covered window, Kabbalaesque
>>205483583>saveddude just watch the show they didn't have to save shit
>>205483481>>205483564No. It is fake sympathy. "I like my mom so I can touch you." He is an actually bad spirited person.
>>205483583ok
>>205483552Hi Jimmy
>>205483615both
>>205483457I'm sorry but you have to kill yourself
>>205483473The house will turn into filth, sleep schedules will become non-existent, diets will get worse, and thus the contestants will start to slowly mentally degrade. Then the challenges can become more nonsensical and gross.
the "wholesome" smackbros are gonna start spending more time hating on our favoritesdont let them get away with thisalways suspect a deranged cunty smackmutt lover is behind such posts
>>205483615He has no idea what is real. He was still calling tts "she"
so fucking tired of binxleigh. shave her head already
>>205483602do not goon to smaack without her consent please and thank you
>>205483569already done.
>>205483611God bless brother
"i aint hitting that"i love you alex
>>205483552good bait(?)
>>205483615He's freaked out now that he knows people have been watching him grope everyone on a 24/7 livestream for almost two weeks
>>205483521Looks better than my neighborhood
>>205483625>he just did the guilt trip shit he pulled earlier about his disabled brother againsam hated that. i trust that he will keep up the heat on him
okay kill jeet now
>make me a drink bitchgood thing he's redeemed otherwise i would call him a gigantic faggot
>>205482737they need to get another TV and show everyone this clip, it will break the pajeethttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731084745061842.webm
>>205483534they've been mostly censored but now there's less restrictions, i feel like alexis could pull a dave
where is PAYTON?
KILL THE DUMB CUNT
I missed why Smack left, did she just want to leave?
>>205483650smaack isn't coming back :(
>>205483552>this is 4channo fucking way
>>205483328He is a gay pedophile rapist nigger, thoughbeit.
kill mizzy and jeet
>Luke was a plant>he was too ridiculously handsomeNever change burt
>>205483670in den complaining about mizzy and alex
>>205483670hammered and going to the kitchen rn
>mizzy sitting on burt's cum sheets
Mizzy would look better without teeth.
>>205483615sam explained in detail to everyone except symbol. sam genuinely hates him
Ask TJ about the list in his notes
mizzy sitting directly ontop of burts hot cum
PUT PAYTON TO BED BEFORE TOU GUYS GET FINED.
know it’s for the beeetttteeerrrr
>>205483654i hope you get her anon
>>205483668>he's doing the head wobble
>>205483552this but unironically
>>2054835524CHAN LOVE POOP THROW POOP Based poop.
not the follow i wanted, but probably the one i deserved.
>>205483645I dont give a fuck about any of these women
>Fuck you LukeCan't wait for him to be a freeloader
>>205483696i don't know that nigga!
i want to live in the famous neighborhood and get famous
>>205483648i speak to she
>>205483699>fined
need her sensitive nipples
>>205483692all sheets are burt cum sheets
>>205483693worth a shot
Alex is going to beat up Luke next time he sees him
>>205483374How the fuck did they get this guy to stay?
>>205483717Are you fat and retarded?
would smaack have roped if she stayed?
>the tri tips are bad
MIZZY MISSES IAN
>>205483587This is actually a normal neighborhood with one shitty house at the end of the street in Michigan somewhere. But apparently Beaver Street is in New Orleans now.
Does Binx really have a kid? loooool
>>205483702Jets kicking himself
>>205483552Average binx seether
>>205483679They tricked her into thinking she had a family emergency cause they didn’t want her to deal with fishtank
>>205483668Kek I hope they do
>>205483737he saw how much attention binx was getting and then he got a plushie
>>205483249that happens if they steal a white mans bike, it's a curse
>>205483737Sam pretended they wouldn't kill him
>>205483717join the clubi don't engage with fishtank stuff at all on twitter but she followed back for a couple of nothing replies
>>205483743Her type is fat low energy stoners and Sam
>>205483702>goran broke my fishtank obsession
>payton is an alcoholicActually didn't expect it.
>>205483696I'm asking you
>>205483552gem
>Alex already starting to spiral and doompost around Laron and PaytonYeah, don't expect this to hold tomorrow.
>>205483665he tell you sad story now bitch so listen *snaps fingers* you make me a drink bitch
>>205483737He and Sam had a heart to heart talk and laughed at nigga TTS’s
>>205483736Luke would choke him out instantly
What was LaRon saying about Alex leaving after four weeks?
>binx is tired of politicsbased! i mean pickme!
>>205483277they still don't know who sam and the crew are. they don't know about MDE or world peace. they don't know about what happened on previous fishtank seasons.for me literally nothing feels ruined
>>205483702>>205483765grim
>>205483738I'm the head editor of The Daily Burt, of course.
>>205483743does she know he makes gay porn on onlyfans?
>fishy as fuck
>Even Burt got a fishtankadmin email as a last minute addition What the fuck lol
>>205483737Sam said that white pipo aren't tryna kill him
KILL MIZZYBEHEAD MIZZYROUNDHOUSE MIZZY INTO A WOOD CHIPPERWOOD CHIP MIZZYKILL MIZZYDIE MIZZYHATE MIZZY
>Conner isn't aware he's the lamest person there, and will fuck no one there despite being the most "normal" one there This I like to see
>>205483479this, this! so much this!
>>205483679pic related said she got raped by the alt right neo-nazi sam hyde
chat seething about mizzy is great. It reminds me of S1 hating letty
>>205483795yes please
>>205483277Frank tweeted that he's gonna throw Alexis off the balcony into the garage
>Sneed knew Beaver Street How can this season possibly get better? So many things have gone right I think it's a sheer fluke it's been this good thus far.
>>205483737Sam just had to be sincere for like 10 minutes
>>205483791it's actually pretty funny that the fish thought they were on a snuff film or about to be disappeared
i hope we get more threads with the same number
>>205483785life is fishy
>season already a third of the way through>they still haven't fucked everything up beyond belief yetwhat's the deal with that
>>205483775he was implying alex is a paid actor because of it. That alex had been saying since the start he was doing 4 weeks max because hes "got a crew starting"
>>205483750>hey hope you got home safe :3
>>205483552because I'm not a miserable self hating suicidal loser
>>205483799mizzy is very letty coded
>>205483750This unibrow nigga really fell in love with smaack
Mizzy unexpectedly turned into the best character ever since she was sent to build the table
>>205483798fake news
>>205483798Jesus what an ugly mutt
I genuinely think Burt got raped / groomed into being a coomer.
>expect Alex to be the most excited about the real>he’s actually the most likely to leave because of it Goranian
Holy shit Alex is going insane now and Burt is being vindicated for being paranoid. We got some good arcs happening
>>205483817>a crewa cruise
>>205483824
>>205483799letty didn't know the show before joining
>>205483798she wants to be marky so much
>>205483702>>205483750Poop tomorrow
>>205483828These things are to be expected—Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
can u get a 19 yo gf as a 36 yo drug addict? asking for a friend
>>205483798jesus christ that thing is fucking hideous. it almost makes smaack look attractive in comparison. almost
>>205483737Sam, a guy who loves nigger shit lowkey like Def Jam comedy and shit like that and 80s black culture displayed his power level and didn't shrink from the racism claims and didn't break eye contact once, and didn't apologize once, and brought the comedy out of it. Niggers respect that from an imposing white man. He even joked he had the nigger pass cause he's part native american and that got him.Also his gloomy gay nigger shit trying to get the girls to leave earlier was already hard countered by Binx loving the attention.
payton wishes she was kristen stewart sooo bad
>>205483817What does Alex mean by that? Any clarification?
>>205483845>>205483845>>205483845>>205483845>>205483845new
LOVE MIZZYCUDDLE MIZZYTHROW MIZZY AND TUCK HER INTO BEDHEADPAT MIZZYKISS MIZZYBE HAPPY MIZZYLOVE MIZZY
>>205483842this but the opposite
>>205483821i know what you are but what am i
>>205483798That's my sister you're talking to :3
>>205483750Weptune get it boy
>>205483829If he was the age he said he was he'd be excited, but he's a boomer obsessed with regular TV
>>205483842bro she literally got on the show because she was friends with bicflame lol she was a big mde fan
>>205483848yeah but only if shes a drug addict too
binx would look great without teeth
>>205483848yesi wouldn't recommend, the pussy is good, but 19 year old girls are fucking annoying
Ian Twitter @IanYmgp
>>205483691I thought you couldn't drink if ur under 21 in the US, did she really get hammered?
>>205483833Top 3 rapedBurtPrince SneedPayton
>Alex already spiraling>now alcoholThis always ended bad and in people crying and almost leaving. I get that he's content, but it'll just ruin the moment.No drinking for two weeks at least for Alex.
if you like mizzy on any kind of personal level you should be folded up into a box and detonated
>>205483798imagine if jet wasnt the ugliest motherfucker in the 7 seas, imagine how different things would be
>>205483798crab in a bucketleftists always know what's best for other people
>>205483848pretty easily if you become her dealer
>>205483878Ian you should've leaked your socials before the show got good
Payton needs to start putting the moves on Alexis again and get her away from connor if she ever wants her to get DYKED by her BBC (big butch clit)
>>205483881I could see this happening
>>205483774Worst part about Alex is his tough guy act. I know some junkies just like him that think they're Mike Tyson because they did some jail time.
>>205483854you are really erasing the whole "keeping the person there for 2 weeks isolated from the outside world, promising them money & waiting until the vibe was already wayyyyy more mellow (hours later), stop sucking sam's dick so much.
Deploy the tactical LukeDeploy Fatty Thanks Sam and co for delivering the kino
>>205483798shame this cunt had to ruin her sister's chance at a fun time and some money. i guarantee she was jealous as fuck it wasn't her there
>>205483815sam actually going to live in this house
>>205482935please god let him participate somehow, he is the greatest mind of our generation unironically
>>205483981she is 100% jealous of her. smack is like 75% + european and this mongrel is like 50% tops
>>205483798(X)
I think Sam and Burt built some rapport when Burt got to call him a fucking piece of shit at the table. He seems more stable now
>>205483287how is the weather in india, little guy?
>>205483481he is a legitimate fucking soulless scumbag, i can only hope he is kept around long enough to be brutally tortured. everyone else can have mild mind games and psychological fuckery but he should be actually humiliated badly
>>205484176I agree. He’s the kind of disingenuous person where you keep pulling back layers upon layers and there’s nothing really there. Closest we got was him panicking when he learned chat saw him touching people constantly. He’s the polar opposite of Burt
>>205484176it works on low IQs and fellow brownies, he is a fucking retard
>>205483508i do this
>>205483848yes you can if she tries to fix you
>>205482691I'm behind on the youtube stream, but damn the difference in content levels between last night and tonight is stark BEST SEASON CONFRIMED