Life is Mizzy edition/ftl/ News• TTS on, the "computer" bit is over• Sam told the fish the truth• Alexis has won the rice counting challenge• Goldstriker has entered the Famous House• Smaack has left the Famous HouseQRD last day>>205493506>>205493521>>205493535>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Fishtank viewer now available as a websitehttps://fishtank-viewer.vercel.app/>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnjhttps://jlingz.com>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205492981
>>205495000save binx
recycle next
>all the boring people leaving firstCoincidence??
thinking about mizzys fat mound
So did Ben do any of his classic bits last night after the reveal?
These threads were ruined the instant the discord orbiters invaded.
Good morning
>>205495910saar
Burt still thinks it's a gay dating show
Burt sounds like a Resident Evil NPC whenever he says "This mansion"
Night /ftl/we should stop fighting:)
PlainBlandOrdinary
Any smaackheads still around? How are you guys holding up? Whats the status on our girl? Who are we supporting now?
>>205495016>>205495016finish thread, then come back here>>205495973it is
>>205495443burtinator
>>205496123dont tell me what to do
LIFE IS FUCKING MIZZYBURT IS DA BESTSNEED CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF BACK TO THE FUCKING RATHOLE HE CAME FROM ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT BEING A LIL BOY FUCKING BITCH ASS NIGGAJeremy wanted so bad to call him nigga
Mizzy would be such a good wife for Sam. Just remove the teeth tho
They've already completely mindbroken Burt, he thinks the wiggers have put together this Machiavellian ARG for him to solve
>>205495000good morning, sirdoes this wamen do nudity on tv for money? where can i fand free download link
>>205496440>he thinks the wiggers have put together this Machiavellian ARG for him to solveI mean they kind of did.
>>205496406Jason actually. And it would be his right, as he is part Native American.
Since Binx has completely surpassed Burt as the paypig target of the season I hope this means they won’t coddle Burt and will really torture the pedo nigger.
Thread splitting hurts the community.
>>205495998I cracked the code. Goran, I kneel. This season is really the best.
>>205496503Yo, threads go missin' all da time and tha be no search parties for they an' shiiiit.
>Sharks are coming soonStop this cringe. Sharks weren't funny in S1, and they wont be funny now.
>>205496503so does splitting your pants but you don't give a fuck about that now do you?
What are Smacks socials?
S…she doesn’t look like Jerry Seinfeld in that WEBM bros…
>>205495053>save binxDoes she want to be saved?
>>205496688No.
>>205496682leave my mutt wife alone
damn payton just farted in her sleep
>>205496644Are they actually? Sharks were based.
gross
>>205496639
Imagine Burt just thinks it was a long bad dream in his head and that it's still famous house
>>205496639These jannies be tryna kill me!
Soooooooo is there still elimination today or not?
>>205496789>half the cast gone by wk2no
smaack is so cute
>>205496806smaack is dead and she's buried under the floorboards
was watching on my phone last night so wasn't posting, but it has to be saidJET I KNEEL
Is Burt even self aware that he is saying all his thoughts out loud?
>>205496839>JetIt was essentially Sam and Binx doing all the heavy lifting.
>>205496852yes he said that he knew he was creeping everyone out by 'thinking aloud'
>>205496866Jet is the mastermind behind it
anyone else losing interest?
>>205496839As usual it’s literally everyone but Jet doing all the good stuff but he takes all credit
>>205496852He says he does his best when around other people or in generally public scenarios to maintain and present as totally normal but in complete private he just has a constant string of thoughts conversation with himself.
>>205496888Yeah, if we keep the tone of B3 last night, then theres nothing really to look forward to.
>>205496887>Uhm.. I think we should ...like do the reveal tonightBRAVO GORON
i feel so fucking sorry for anyone who wasnt around last night
>Burt has 12 supplements/pills/meds containers Dr Silverbaumberg must be proud.
what did burt discover he's been whispering and talking to one of the cams earlier
im experiencing Smaack the Snack withdrawals
YOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK CAME OUT OF HIS NOSE????
>>205496909do we have the other angle?
>>205496922Its for the best that she escaped this shit, with her intergrity intact. Hopefully she can just put it behind her.
>>205496915Burt is scared of the show because of Luke being a plant who assaulted Signal. He does not understand what kind of chudtent he is on, what production wants out of them.
>>205495000She looks like a pornstar here
>>205496909Mee too. I was soijacking so hard when he brought up the rice bit again, I heckin kneeled xD
wild randy needs to leave the monkeys alone
Wild Randy is coming.
I am not memeing but shouldn’t Burt be hospitalized? This is full blown schizophrenia.
>>205496947Tone it down, anon.
>>205496947The good part started after that, anon.
How many wigouts is alex gonna have because he cant handle tts? That guys is gonna become an actual lolcow post the Tank.
>>205496909i'm glad that they brought jason backi feel like, in a few seasons, it might be fun to revisit the judge in his later years and have sam be rolled out in a wheelchair or some shit every time he shows up.
>>205496968I don't think any of us actually predicted Alex would go full Jon from the TTS, and it's unironically hilarious. Wild Randy is coming for his monkey ass.
>>205496938nothing crazy would have happened if she stayed and she could have won 50k
>>205496965I can't tell if this is Neptunian or Goranian. If SFX is going, it's Goranian for sure.
>>205496959If Burt doesn't commit crimes and is capable of taking care of himself, he won't get the funny farm.
>>205496945Life is Mizzy
>>205496940Mentioning Luke "assaulting" Simbal, did anyone catch Laron and Alexis before going to bed go on about how production could be sued over him attacking Simbal since he was an plant?
When is Peanut Arbuckle entering the house?
>>205496991
>>205496968I kinda feel bad for him. He wanted to believe so hard in famous house. He's just a sad-- has to lie about his age, junkie past, has only managed uncredited roles, is married to fattie, desperate actor.
>>205496997"I'm part native american so I can do this."
>>205496984i thought jon handle the tts well on bloodgames
>>205495000dumb bitch fuck china dicks
>Alex took the reveal worse than anyone else Fucking kek
>>205495000My thread be so mizzy
>>205497001If he gets through some more, he can be great in things like Bloodgames 2. He loves fantasy shit, it would be pretty good.
It’s INSANE that pretty much no one fucking read the contract. Sam could have slipped there some heinous shit and they wouldn’t even know. Do people really sign up on shit and do zero critical thinking?
Whats the odds that in 10 years Alex gets featured on one of those crazy animal people documentaries like Tiger King or Chimp Crazy?
>>205496968He was also drunk, he’ll get used to it as time goes on I think
Send in Frank Hassle as Wild Randy Do it
>>205496909Me too. I felt sad for all my dumbass friends who don't get fishtank
It's time.
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*
>>205497034To be fair how many shows are doing something like this? Thoughbeit they're still dumb for not reading the contract. Only Mizzy did.
>>205496947
Wow good job jet. Everyone's loving the post-reveal... lol
Alex and Signal took the reveal the worst because they actually wanted Famous House to be real. Payton at least has excuse of being barely legal airhead girl.
>>205497040they don't have the sackhe'll murder simbal
watching the aftermath of the reveal....binx is so annoying just replying the incessant cringeworthy tts like some half-witted twitch streamer, looking like a goblin
Overall, how do you feel about the reveal?
>>205497046so fucking raped hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>205497056Stfu nigger rage baiting.
>>205497056shut up faggot its bedtime
>>205497065It was timely and impactful.
Beaver Street boys and Wild Randy posting is unironically kino.
>>205497057Praying for Payton's independence arc. Would be awesome honestly.
>>205497065Genuine peak, watching everyone devolve into sheer panic and terror only to be brought round by tts, binx, and Sam was incredibly kino and wholesome. I even like Sneed after his chat with Sam
>>205497056its 8AM and everyone was up late you retard
>>205497038>he’ll get used to it as time goes onI hope he starts groveling to the tts lmao
>>205497034"slipping in heinous shit" doesn't fly in court as it would fraudulent and stuff y'knowthe biggest stipulation is the live streaming, which allegedly is shown on the contract clearly in the beginning, then it's just basic legal
>>205497065Legit surprised no one left. Guess they need 50k. However the moment Frank/Fatty appears Payton and Sneed are leaving.
nooo don't turn the show into what it is actually supposed to be
>>205497089Someone like Payton and Sneed are perfect for Fishtank because it really exemplifies the element of making the contestants stronger and more resilient, and more confident as a result
The way some people are portraying Binx as "playing the game" is wrong, especially when they relate her to Tayleigh, of all people. In S2, Tayleigh kept running her mouth about how she was in it to win it, coming across as arrogant and above it all just to end up making a fool of herself again and again. Bianca is more aware of the show than she lets on, but she also knows how streaming works so I feel she is there having a good time, enjoying the social aspect, the games and such, and not doing some 4D chess scheming to play it safe until the finals. She probably "won" already in her mind by putting herself out there to garner more viewers for her Twitch channel, so she just plays along.Think about how Claire in Bitchtank tried to curate her already made up aloof persona to not be like Tayleigh – fangirling to a minimum, not baiting for reactions, not pandering to the terminally online FT audience and more. I don't get that from Binx, besides her streamer hustle.
>>205497056Everyone is asleep at work or not watching because the fish are mostly asleep ya silly goose
>>205497065It was chaotic as expected. The TV kick was awesome.The real test will be how the show progresses from here, how different will Fishtank be compared to Famous House? Will we see more Fishtoys? Sharks?
>>205497034You mean in regards to what the show is actually about? or about the shit they could get away with? If the first, then yeah. If the latter, then I could easily see a person winning a lawsuit against them. Bigger productions have been brought down in the past.
elimination tonight?
Accidentally picked my nose with dorito dust on my finger and now I can't get that shit out of my noz!!! #fishtanklive #bb26
>>205497090Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. These things are to be expected. Granted, he is a Promethian Neecheean Overmenshin’ in regards to the matter, understanding society’s label of EVIL, stamped upon his vital force desire, is an oppressive structure to his higher Will.
>>205497090I actually hated Sneed until he start being understanding and accepting of the situation. His confessional with Sam was great and it made me have more respect for him. I really thought for sure he was leaving. I think they all felt such a relief knowing the truth on top of realizing they really do have fans watching them.
>>205497112trvke
>>205496992>could be sued over him attacking Simbal since he was an plantnah its probably in the contract.none of these dumbasses read the contract except for mizzy but shes still a dumbass
>>205497121snort that shit brah
>>205497122Sorry to samefag but I meant to say STRICTURE not STRUCTURE
i didn't watch it when i realised it was gay, but is burt now jerking it on camera for his gay male audience?
>"attacking">slight push to move him to another roomwhy are americans like this
>
>>205497097If he does he’ll probably just switch up and start wiggin out again. He’s like bpd or some shit
Binx needs to leave NOWShe’s already famous and she doesn’t deserve to be hassled.
>>205497056
>>205497147Burt is a pedophile nigger—these things are to be expected.
>>205497065good and I liked that Sam was open about discussing things with them after
>>205497098>which allegedly is shown on the contract clearly in the beginningYeah they're just too stupid to actually think anything through. The fact that a not insignificant number of them thought chat was a computer all the way up to the reveal is mind blowing to me.
>>205496938>integrityshe's some dumb retard empty headed leftist mutt who calls herself afro-latina when she's like 5% black at best.
Really disappointed Alex is taking TTS so seriously. Almost everyone else (even Burt) realizes it’s shitposting but Alex is taking it 200% at face value. He is going full Jon.
>>205495000Can someone explain why Alex is the way he is? Is his brain fried from drugs? Mental disorder?
Payton corruption arcPayton lashing out at her fellow fishPayton bullying fattyPayton laughing at nigger circumflex JJJ vertical bar TTS spamPayton enthusiastically participating in Sam's AIDS rusty razor blade boxing match challenges
>>205497102>However the moment Frank/Fatty appears Payton and Sneed are leaving.nobody is leaving now. the reveal was the one key moment where they might have left but they didnt.from here they just earn more and more fishbucks and once it gets crazy they wont give up their 10k worth of fishbucks because a fat guy is in the house.
>>205497165Alex is like a Jimmy/Jon mix on crack, so it checks out
BUT WHY?
>>205497165He was drunk of course he was
>>205497167yes and yes
>>205497182These things are to be expected.
>>205497167Heroin ex-addict from rich family. His mental state is stuck on early 20s.
>>205497065It could have happened a couple of days late, but I guess they rushed it if Smaack's sister really got her out (totally true). I don't like Sam rehasing the Jason Goldstriker persona, with this season being a clean reset and all, but I suppose you need the paypigs basedjacking over something.
>>205497165Alex is a retarded junkie thoughbeit. This is to be expected.
>>205497126>should I not cuss at the TTS, I want them to like mebless his simple heart.
>>205497120yes
>>205497167Drugs and probably didn't get enough attention from his rich dad
>>205497131everyone going>muh contract!!is a reddit-tier pseud. you can word contracts to be deceiving or difficult to interpret. not saying they read it, most probably didn't. but you could still read it through properly and miss nuances.
>>205497065the rice bit was gay and cringe. The reaction towards it was somehow even gayer and more cringe though.
Uploaded Simbal's "apology" for groping the women>https://gofile.io/d/ogkQdlHe criedWomen forgave himSimbal is reedemed bitch.Binx said>You never touched anybody
>>205497065I missed the origin of Famous Neighborhood after the rice counting because I was making food and thought rice would last longer. I thought it was entirely some vague idea they came up with based off the TV not a gaslight within a gaslight.With that in mind before I found this out I thought it was all great, now I think it's maybe they should have allowed them to keep thinking that for a while longer while building on the pressure of the normal events before telling them it's false (and mocking them for thinking such a thing exists). I also think Sam went a little too far with his openness overall.But I'm hopeful for what's to come.
>>205497163Yes, not the smartest cast hah
>>205497194Sam was so real in that, it's good to see him drop the character once in a while.>just be yourself bro and you'll be fine
>>205497167General wackyness and southern bravado.
>>205495000How would Alex react if someone sent a tts that said wild Randy is fucking his fat wife
Which characters you most excited to see getting Hassled? For me it’s Payton.
Sam really likes this cast, guess they are his kind of weirdos. You could tell he wanted to murder everyone in S2.
>>205497165The others will probably start freaking once they allow slurs and paytroon comments through. Wonder if they'll actually allow comments through calling Lexi a bad mom.
>>205497167Drugs def can fry your brain to a state where you can't recover anymore
>>205497222Can’t wait to see how Burt reacts to naked fatty
>>205497175I'm 50/50 in that. If they ramp it up like past seasons I doubt they are going to stay through Nega spam and being physically pushed around. They still think Luke pushing the jeet and Alex saying the first syllable of 'nigga' were unspeakable acts of deranged evil. They are a long way still from tolerating the peak but maybe they could get there eventually.
>>205497222I'm curious to see how Burt would react to Frank Hassle
>>205497205saar has been redeemed
>>205496909Same, but it was very goranian at times and it will look much better when edited than it did live.>Reveal with the footage from previous houses happens>The fish including burt are pretty much nonfazed>They assume its just a spot the difference challenge, proceed to hang out and mill about for the next two hours>Sam has to come in and literally spell out what the reveal actually is
What's the point of watching now that they know?
>>205497164Why are you mad doe?
Can't believe my boy xXBongZaRippaXx got a shoutout from binx yesterday
>>205497249Giving Jet money and making the funny computer say nigger.
>>205497222do you actually enjoy watching innocent little girls getting abused? you sound pretty normal, probably a good person.
>>205497242I wish he would punch that fat faggot
>>205497210Sam was open because these are the most normal people he's ever had on the show and actually is fond of some of them. You could tell he was actually enjoying the reveal, whereas in S2 you could tell he actively hated the cast of orbiters. He even hugged Alex, and said "love you too bro" back to him in the kitchen. Alex was mad after Wild Randy came at him, but when he was trying to sleep last night he was laughing to himself in B2 about Sam hitting a "crack" pipe and smashing the TV. Sam is going to be Alex's designated tard wrangler.
>>205497249Why did people watch S1 and S2 at all?
>>205496069true and honest smaacktivist here. Im happy for her, didnt want to see her get tortured, she seemed okay in yesterday's instagram posts, I hope she sees the good in the show and the fans she made.I now support Mizzy as I feel she needs it, but I also like Binx and Alex. Sminx was a real thing and she handled Alex really well too.
>>205497222simbal
>>205497065slop cuz no smaack
>>205497249They don’t know what Fishtank is, it’s only a different name that seems a little wacky to them
>>205497231It's because they aren't nuMDE fans groveling at his knees for daddy's attention. They're all pretty normal people and this has probably been traumatic for them, so he lifted the curtain for longer than I've ever seen him do so before. Things will get worse though and that will really test their resolve.
>>205497201nigger i told you retards a few days ago that if these people actually read their contracts they would know its live.but they dont read their contracts, they are retards.mizzy read it, surprisingly, thats why she was suspicious.and when sam told them about it yesterday he fucking said its the first thing that pops up on page 1 of the contract, that they are allowed to stream everything live, and mizzy confirmed that.so turns out im right. turns out doom posters are all fucking retards. you are retard.
>>205497267I watched s2 for Cole and Jimmy. Stopped when they were gone
>>205497266Yeah it was pretty obvious.I think the closest Sam is to hating anyone is Simbal. He might dislike Binx, but its definitely mild detest of her egirl theatrics rather than the seething hate he had for the S2 retards.
>>205497270based
watch out, Smack, Jimmy knows your real name!keep it hairy
>>205497297what e-girl theatrics though, she's just cute and friendly with everyoneunless you mean just the blue hair
anyone else regret not investing
>>205497315nah im good with my tesla investment
If Frank's fat ass actually shows up, Burt might actually kill him for real
>Sam and Burt's conversation in the kitchen >you're a piece of->you're sick!>it was hilarious, I was dying laughing >we threw away your Apple Watch >why do you look like that at 39
>>205497241dude they wont leave because the TTS says "nega" and other mean words when they have fishbucks. just 1k worth of fishbucks is incentive enough already.
very trusted source said that the poop throwing begins today, get ready
>>205497311She turned B3 into her personal twitch stream last night. I am not as upset about this as some other people are, but it was bit obnoxious, although it was as much fault of the paypigs sending her nonstop stream of simp TTSs.
the neighborhood idea was awesome, I wish it was real, a show that never ends, going on forever, funded by a solana billionaire pervert
>>205497270im sad because I wanted her to get the 50ki think she could have made it
>>205497270i hope she kills herself for associating with alt right neo nazi personality sam hyde personally
>>205497322He’s mostly going to think Frank is coming on to him.
so has smaack already turned on them?
>>205497332Maybe that's the endgame goal for Fishtank
>>205497311slipping into the twitch persona, begging people to follow her socials, watch her youtube vods, donate plushies, etc. a flip switching immediately, also literally asking fans to make "barefoot compilation videos", treating this as a streamer house and her twitch stream is arguably already souring other contestants on her to an extent. She might actually be fucking herself by taking to it so easily and so openly and getting so much immediate love.
>>205497332ok awesome idea but you need a solana billionaire pervert to make it a reality
>>205497323>do you have a husband>mizzy im this close to kicking you off
>>205497332I assume that is their goal
>>205496069I'm here. Keeping my endorsement for her but I'm supporting Alex.
>>205497332Coherencehouse idea is not bad in principle, but it was pretty obvious last night that was something that Sam was making up on the spot as a damage control after Fish did not react to/understand the original "reveal" at all.I do hope they save it for S4 tho,
>>205497338No, if she was here during the reveal it would have made everyone leave. They would follow her because she is the moral police
>>205497205nice. there was a bit more before, where payton confronted him i think. keep the heat up on this jeet, i wish the cast would play some of the hilarious clips/compilations, especially funny in contrast with the "are we allowed to touch??"
>>205497353He wants to fuck Mizzy hard thoughbeit and she wants it bad too
>>205497222I would dump my entire paycheck on Frank's Gumroad if he started harassing the paypigs.>Jet says the fishtank.live database got leaked but it's nothing to worry about.>They use the site data to know the cities where some of the US-based audience lives.>Shows up to their houses.>They start basedjacking, thinking they know how to go around him.>He commits felonies on camera in front of them (littering, trespassing and other victimless crimes), knowing they won't do shit because le epic hassle.>The footage is up in his site, for free three months later on Bitchute, for all of us to laugh at.
So what happens today
guys what if Tayleigh gets snuck in as a freeloader but she has to pretend to be a cancer patient
>>205497350Sam is one of those things, so it's possiblr.
why has jet had such a backseat this season? He doesn't appear as much as ben or sam. I can be sure it wasn't his decision
>>205496909>It's another Sam Hyde breaks stuff episode
>>205497332you're an idiotthat was a retarded ideademonstrated by sam laughing in your face for believing it
>>205497322walking around that big ass house might kill him before burt does.
>>205497340She said that some of her closest friends are magatards and that she does not believe in cutting off people for their politics. Despite being a progressive retard ideologically, atleast her attitude about politics as a whole is that of a normal person.
>>205497361>nice. there was a bit more before, where payton confronted him i thinkfrick, I must have missed that part
>>205497293are you brain-damaged? i'm not disagreeing, i'm just saying the way contracts can be written can be deceptive or nebulous, especially to the average normalfag
>>205497332The fact Alex was bringing that Solana billionaire up again at the end of the night was hilarious. He still doesn't understand what was going on.
>>205497366elimination.things will heat up (they already have)prepare for kino.
>>205497353She's down horrendous for sam and has been since day 1
>>205496998God she's so fat but I definitely would
>>205497322Having watched burt for two weeks I now believe he wouldn’t be physical unless he was defending himself for being attacked. I don’t think Frank touching him would set him off unless he hit at him
>>205497376I didn't believe it, it's just a great idea, too great for this world at the moment
>>205497379This. You can actually easily outrun Frank and Hassle here. Run to penthouse, dodge and go back to bar.Repeat.
>>205497319ya, mstr is still mogging it tho
>>205497374Who? The guy with the unibrow?
>>205497374He shouldnt appear to the fishHe cant keep a straight face and cant make up a believable lie on the spotSure Sam walked himself into a corner with his gaslighting yesterday but the fish still fell for itJet doesnt have charisma
>>205497342>erm yeah Frank seems to be a dominant white male top bully type of guy, but I wouldn't mind if he bullied me if you know what I mean>*eyes widen*>*hip thrusts*>*flicking tongue*
>>205496947I know how you feel but you just gotta let yourself enjoy somethings once in a while
>>205497382im saying the contract isnt even deceptive and nebulous because this is the first thing you read on page 1, that the show is live, and that these people havent even read a single word of their contract except for mizzy
>>205497374he cant act unless its a jon or jimmy impression. im sure he will be around more now that its just fishtank
>>205497366probably some boring shit. the junkie crew needs a break after all that "work" yesterday.
piss and shit isn't gonna phase Burt. he fucks old men in the ass for cash.
>>205497380common smaack w
>>20549727032 year old child btw
>>205497270>I now support Mizzy as I feel she needs itshe needs a hammer to the face
>>205497347>begging people to follow her socialsEntire point of the show for all of them is to get a following and some money.
>>205497380ok, but what about dark maga?
>>205497065It was a mistake. It was far more interesting seeing how long they could keep the fake reality show going. Now it’s just regular Fish Tank, which is still entertaining, but I really thought they were on to something special. They really didn’t even have to. The cast was so oblivious, even after it was fully explained to them, they still didn’t understand and still thought they were on Hulu. They could have kept it going for the full season and slowly ramped it up with the absurdity
>>205497416Granted, Burt is a pedophile nigger—these things happen. It is to be expected.
Wild Randy and Beaver Street linked up.Need it or keep it?
>>205497374He actually wants to be the director this time and it’s going well so far imo. He shouldn’t have to self insert
>>205497391it's only her legs/ass that are fat, there's many shots of her upper body that look slim. her body's just got a weird way of distributing fat
>>205497428>dark magasorry i dont follow elon-core boomer facebook memes closely to enough to know what the fuck are you talking about
>>205497410did you read the contract?
>>205497315nah im good with my $maack investment
>>205497406You know, bringing Frank in sounds like a bad idea. He's so gay that he would end up sucking Burt off on day 1.His girl is a beard by the way. People calling him a fag on S2 got to him.
>>205497406Hrm...interesting
>>205497405Sam also has the advantage of intimidating people right off the bat
>>205497435Sneed it and weep.
Burt will get turned on when Frank spits on him
smack finding out about Trump's massive landslide victory, senate, house, popular vote
guys guysi come from broken family
>>205497438It's because she eats full meals before bed at 2 a.m.You shouldn't eat before bed, your body doesn't break it down properly and it basically all becomes stored fat. This bitch has cooked meals every night for days now
>>205497449same i maintain my portfolio reasonably diversified between binx, smaack (dead stock but strong sentimental value), and alex
>>205497444ya, it's ironic. you wouldn't get it. don't be sorry.
>>205497445is your brain malfunctioning? whats your point
>>205497360anti-trvke
>>205497425yeah nice cherry picking retard it's part of a larger pie and pattern of behaviorhey guess what she's also getting her walls split by some melted face fugly 45 year old rich music producer while pretending to be single to milk simps
>>205497438She is diabetic. Legs like that are one of the symptoms. If you see someone with really large legs and smaller frame they are most likely on insulin.
>>205497464I hate when the jeet pulls out his sob stories
>>205495000Payton is unraveling. She didn't put her hair cover or sleep mask on before bed.
where is burt?
>>205497437I agree. They should actually do the fake tv show again. It would be funny if they hired actors to be the crew for another degree of seperation. I dunno if sam would cede hosting duties tho
>>205497465Because she barely eats anything during the day
>>205497438I dunno, from that one webm of her washing herself, she def is fat.
who in b3 is snoring so bad
>>205497490spotted in lounge
>>205497488he just did it to have the touching forgiven
>>205497494Thats from years ago and she said on the show she se been losing weight
>>205497500got it.
>>205497475>while pretending to be single to milk simpsThe only person who cares what she does is you ya silly billy
smaacktivists, you guys are going to buy Smaack's paintings, right? you are actually going to support her now that she lost the 50k, right?
>>205497495probably la'ron, he's fat
>Burt just wakes up early and waddles aimlessly while singing Mean Girls’ songsHow the FUCK did they even find him????
>>205497494that was years ago, bro
>>205497489Payton fujoshi by the end of the season?>>205497513she's off the show and clearly doesn't want the attention
>>205497270based I'm also now team mizzy because life is mizzy
>>205497518*SWOOSH*
>>205497501This. He thought production would only post the hand camera videos and he could get away with touching in the down time. He is doing damage control now that he is 100% certain the show is live.
>>205497475>yeah nice cherry picking retard it's part of a larger pie and pattern of behavior>hey guess what she's also getting her walls split by some melted face fugly 45 year old rich music producer while pretending to be single to milk simpsQrd? What does he look like?
>>205497518They just thought they were getting a black gay pornstar, there’s no way they found any of the schizophrenic stuff.
>>205497342Yeah scratch what I said. Burt might rape him instead of kill him
>WHO'S OUTSIDE
>>205497525>Payton fujoshi by the end of the season?May be they can turn her straight.
>>205497537>mizzy OSRS streamsounds comfy
https://www.youtube.com/@BurtObeng>Joined Dec 1, 2023You guys realize Burt is an actor-actor who is just acting right? He's a fucking plant. He's not real. He's playing everyone but production. These clips from this supposedly real shortfilm, particularly this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVn5x7amXQAhave the tone, music, writing, acting of a fucking MDE sketch, this is like something out of Sam Hyde's brain.You're all being played. Burt is an actor. A real actor who can act, not a failed actor schizophrenic gay porn guy.
>>205497564Granted, Burt is a pedophile nigger—mind you he is a Promethene Neecheene Obermenshen about it, abdicating him of any consequences to his pursuit of his higher will.
someone else bake next btw I gotta go
>>205497567Payton gay conversion arc would be kino
>>205497581https://youtu.be/duUYt60YfZQ?si=-qIlYH2h-Y94BtYGIs this fake too?
>>205497586On it, nobody do anything
>>205497578>"I play a mage btw"she's a fucking poser
>>205497558This. It was meant to be
It's crazy how people are seething at alex when he was just being a drunk meth head retard, he'll suck sams cock when he's back
>>205497581Granted, these things are to be expected—Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
>>205497581They're all actors
We're collectively dropping the show when they wheel in Frank and Fatty waddles in, right?
>>205497438>weird way of distributing fatI think you mean perfect way*
i certainly like more of the s3 fishes. they're all likeable in their own ways except for simbal
>>205497578>>205497599did she say she plays OSRS??
>Gets simps/following/already wonBinxBurt (probably gonna be a gay celebrity in his circles)>Crashes out (won’t stream post FS)PaytonAlexis>lolcow futureSymbalAlex>Moves on and gets nothingEveryone else
>>205497603He acts the same way sober lol. Its big highs and lows with him. Needs that Burt alchemical tincture to have him be actually leveled out.
>alex slowly becoming more and more jimmy-like
>>205497616She did but it's clear she never made it out of lumbridge
>>205497616Yeah. Said she’ll stream after the show
>we're fish in a tank...
>>205497581if burt is a plant I'm never watching this shit again
>>205497438There is a reason she always wears sleeves up to her shoulders and a high waist. She's a fatty very good at hiding it
So Sam actually likes this cast.
>>205497614Ever since the house has been getting crazier he's faded more into the background for me. It's hard to keep up my hate because of that.
>>205497594>wants to be a math teacher>easy access to kidspedophile
>Burt is looking for clues on TV info labelAhahahaHAAHAHAHAHA
>>205497616Yea yesterday said she'd be up for playing it on a stream too.>>205497622Yeah I can't imagine Pay and Lex actually wanting to stick around once things get actually tough. I wouldn't want to either.
>>205497645Sam hates all of them except Binx
>>205497636>gay fish>sharks>Manwipes>Manscape>is this a gay male dating show
>>205497594God damn he's a good actor
>>205495000Just a reminder for all the NU-MDE Redditors and fat beard simps:Goran and Sam wrote about how fucked up shit will get for these NPCs.A bunch of real Crackhead Niggers of the streets will camp IN THE HOUSE.Heads will be shaved and shit will be swung.These normies will break like a twig, shit will get REALLY REALLY DARK HAAAH HAAAAH HAAH
>>205497658He’s definitely thankful for Burt keeping the show entertaining during the slowburn
>>205497658He likes Mizzy and Alex without question
The pawg has a perfect body, to me
>>205497658>Josie>Letty>Trish>Binx>Sylviathese are the girls that Sam has shown a soft spot for, why is that?
>>205497645Not probable considering Sam is a bitter old man that's dead inside. People are always so quick to say "Sam def likes this cast!" for some reason.
>>205497581>NO dressing, NO croutonseasily one of the most impactful lines in all of cinema. True kino, this goes beyond the neptunian, this is true Bvrtian kino
I hope they make Payton reach into Fattys asshole and pull out turds.
>>205497633fuck my nigger life... why these triflin' hoes always tryna appropriate trvecel culture...
>>205497678I can’t wait for them to do absolutely nothing like season 1’s multiple homeless black guys and the cell’s homeless crackheads.
this is the last real seasonseasons 4+ will be entirely AI generated with the audience thinking it's real
>>205497684Marky 3.0
>>205497678>OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH>HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>>205497658Nah, after seeing him last night I think he genuinely likes almost all of them except maybe Simbal. He definitely likes Burt, he likes Sneed, he must have liked Smaack to let her go before it got rough etc.
>>205497688Trust me they will do far more fucked up shit, as i wrote before this season will be the darkest and most sinister shit MDE ever pulled on the Fishtank cast
>>205497686Sam puts on way more of a character than you think then.
>>205497658>BinxWhen they were all chilling in the room a few days ago he blatantly ignored her, even though she rushed to sit next to him.
Poop soon
>>205497684You missed Mizzy on there. He seems to like her. He even told her his real name
Payton spurting in B1?
>>205497581Jist because he's acting doesn't meN it isn't entertaining.
i miss Sam from his Hydewars Days
>>205497717"Hey guys, today's challenge there are 5 jars in front of you with a character from your favorite media inside it. Become more famous.
>>205497686It’s literally the opposite, every season it’s “Sam fucking hates this cast” until he starts crying like a baby eliminating them. Sam’s a shithead but he gets easily attached to people and he’s said as much.
>>205497353Kek she basically called him a fag and got away with it
>>205497717they aren't prepared for what's coming heheheheheehe, good luck nu-MDE faggots it's time for a glimpse into the mind of a TRVE MDE alphas sick and twisted mind heheheheheehehahahahahahahah
>Burt unplugs TV cables and walks around with them while talking
>>205497753sam literally didn't cry once for season 2he was clearly distraught after coleand he kinda got choked up over kwableigh but i'm not convinced that it wasn't forced because he realized that they hadn't done an emotional goodbye yet
Do you think Binx did alot of the heavy lifting keeping the house together after the reveal? She was immediately 10x happier knowing it was a livestreaming internet show and went right into Fishtank mode effortlessly, and since the rest of the house loves her it made them all relieved.
>>205497753Can't wait for Sam to get choked up eliminating Burt and Sneed and Alex
is ppv kill?
I love early morning Burt schizo hours before everybody wakes up
>>205497767I think the only time Sam showed genuine emotion was when Trish was crying and he faked out by saying that since she was never gonna win that he won't cut her hair
>>205497728He likes mizzy because she acts like a little shithead towards him. Like letty.
So I'm guessing Sam never got that "realistic Hulu design" he was begging for on Twitter?
Alexis needs to be severely HUMBLED for leaving her child to be on a reality tv show.Fucking insane.
UHH... well... IFLUKEWASREALLY an actor... uhh... WHY would they have DUDE wipes? MAN scaped? MISTER beast? Uhh-uh.... ALSO - *WHY* are there 5 (FIVE) females and 7 (SEVEN) *MALES* on the show - when all of production are also QUEER MALES?T-There's SOMETHINGGOINGON in THISHOUSE that... that uhh... is GOINGUNSAID THISISWEIRD.
Burt is carrying this season so hard.
>>205497769She calmed them down for sure but she was the only one happy since she is already a streamer
Why are the fat guy and gay guy still sleeping on couches even though there’s now a bed open in B2?
>>205497801160 IQ pedophile nigger
>>205497769I felt she should've been removed but honestly I think it was a power move for her knowing it, I really think she saved a few walk-outs. CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX
How did the crew pull off last night? We were about to lose half the cast in one day.
>>205497801The male fixation is hilarious
>burt just figured out Jeremy is an actorSHUT IT DOWN BROS IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>205497581nobody's an actor. binx is a fan of the show that's it.
>>205497767He very clearly liked Trish, TJ, Brian, Jimmy and likely Tayleigh even if you want to cope that he was acting during her elimination despite all of them getting various claims about Sam despising them.
>>205497813I tend to hate on Sam and Jet a lot because they do deserve it, but I have to tip my fedora at them, last night was perfectly executed
>>205497753True, but his attachment to contestants is very jewish in nature. He likes humiliating and degrading them first, only then does he form an attachment to them. Only then is he perceived as master.
Did they ever reveal the results of the actual election?
>WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE AWAKE AT 8:40 IN THE MORNING??
Burt they were all up late drinking kek
Somebody should kill Jet (in Minecraft) if Binx doesn’t win.
>>205497813The 42 year old beat hag with blue hair works for the Wiggers, she wast told to do whatever it takes for the NPCs to stay.Reason is simple, Sam wants to torture them badly.Curious how Paytroon and fat Alexis look with a shaves head.
>>205497813sam knows how to gaslight women
>>205497848Yes, it accidentally got revealed to them, starting with retard connor
>>205497858early bird gets the worm! good job Burt! Burt it up!
Wild Randy is coming for your monkeys Alex.
>>205497555dont be naive anons...she a hoe like the rest of em 8)
>>205497848TTS revealed it was Trump and Alex flexed his biceps in joy
>>205497858Kek
>>205497858I uhh IAMTHEONLYONE that doesn't uhh.. uhm/.. DOESNT *DRINK* Besides uhhh... whatshisface *clicks and points at the camera* PAYTON?
>>205497879Did anybody seethe? I'm not american but was surprised that people were shocked he won
>>205497876Damn she must be at least 40, look at that old women trying to be 20 kek
>>205497841True
I unironically can't wait for Wild Randy to get "unmuted". I didn't expect Alex to be the Jon of this season, but if he reacts that much rage to shitposts, hell be a TTS goldmine.
Was it Jet that sent out the email that cost them 30k?
>>205497888What’s funny is that Payton got super drunk. The only ones who don’t drink are Binx and Burt.
>>205497858>Perfect time for a peaceful breakfast alone without crying and yelling>Only eats candy and pills
>>205497767He was fucking pissed that Cole was gone. He was genuinely angry and upset. It was almost as surprising as when he started crying during the s1 finale when he handed letty and Josie their checks
>>205497888His turbo autist manner of speaking coming from his giganigga body is so goddamn funny.
>>205497895It all happened while they were still in shock of the Fishtank reveal, so they didn't react all that much
>>205497915>What’s funny is that Payton got super drunkIsn't she 19?
>>205497915Isn't payton 19? From what I know drinking age is 21 in the US which is crazy
>>205497802mizzy’s carrying it tho
>>205497931>>205497935rhode islands drinking age is 18
>>205497931Gayton is a 25 year old dude, the ages are fake you tards.Alex and Sam even spoke about that last night.
BURT HAS HIDDEN A MAKESHIFT GARROTE IN THE PENTHOUSE DRAWER
>>205497938I don't think she's carrying it but she's certainly carrying my heart
Watching people sleep is such an odd form of voyeurism.
>>205497935>>205497931LAWSUIT BROSwe’re so back
I think Burt will start posting here when the season ends and get his brain melted by /x/ and /pol/
>burt just realised this isn't anything like Shark TankSHUT IT DOWN WIGGERS HE KNOWS TOO MUCH PULL HIM NOW
>>205497957he's ready for any twist>murders a shark
>>205497957wasn't he testing it an hour or so ago? i couldn't quite make it out but i thought that it was just his whistle.
>>205497931>>205497935Yes, legally the wiggers should be in trouble for streaming her drinking. They can claim that they tried to stop her but she still did it on camera.
>>205497953i looked into it. payton's mom has an instagram account and theres a picture of payton and her dad where she is like 6 years old so the paytroon theory is debunked.
I liked Burt ranting and coming up with schizo theories, but i feel myself getting bored and annoyed with it
Female freeloader today please
>>205497966
>>205497965ugu
>>205497977It's the power cable for the TV in the den
>>205497950so is rhode island pretty sensible? 21 in most states is ridiculous
>>205497841Sam's story is a bit tragic, would make for a good book>actually talented, subversive, funny and charismatic, his art might appear to be mean spirited but there's a heart behind it all>gets a critically acclaimed show on adult swim>he cant keep his mouth shut and schemy jews get the show cancelled, fucking over his friends>goes full indie, does some good shit>realizes he can make more money with less effort if he just appeals to edgy paypigs>loses all integrity, the little value his art now has is in spite of himself>he hates what he's become and his fans but is too late to stop now>makes show where he tortures his fans, young lost kids half his age>every now and then you can see the old sam come out, but its too late to stop
Why do we hate React Simply by the by? Seems to have the best clips.
>>205497966ngl I did keep Josie's sleep cam up during S1
>>205497957holy shit kek
>>205498002We don't. Why would we?
>>205498002he is the king
Holy shit they need to get burt an actual cork board with red string so he can connect his schizo theories
A singular fan got smack eliminated from the show, we the audience really do control the action
>>205498011I watched vance sleep all of s1
>Alex on his knees from relief fhat Sam assured him his niggas were cut and won’t be airedDid Alex connect the dots that everything was aired lol?
>>205498036JETFUCKING DO THISPUT A CAM ON IT
>>205498002he's a bbc cuckposter
>>205498022>>205498035A lot of people were sneering at his name earlier and last night. I wasn't sure why either.
>>205498002only fat, faggot, racist, chud, tayriots hated him
>>205497981Kek nah Paytroon is a man wait for 30th of November Hatching a sparrows egg
>>205497876Do e-girl simps really care if their girl is a virgin/single? I thought the appeal of them was that they’re huge whores and therefore they might sleep with (You) for money.
What is Jobe thinking right now?
>>205498002he's fine but himself/someone else spams his videos sometimes
>>205498052Yes. Instantly. He was the angriest out of anyone about the truth.
Burt thinks everything is gay and a plot to please his homosexual desires.
>>205498071>this nigga crazier than I am and I believe in flat earth
are they really good at casting strange people like this, or is everyone just interesting when you observe them long enough?
>>205498052He is a Methhead
>>205498057Seriously?>>205498064Praying for Payton independence arc and eventually redemption.
remember RockyStreams
>>205497876She's fucking an Sasha cohen like alike? Grim desu
>>205498093as a seasoned autist, everyone is interesting if you observe them long enough but some of these people are especially strange
>>205498093They got lucky.
>>205498067For some, I think for others the appeal is that they can "win" them, or "save" them. Similar mentality you see with fresh military recruits who go to any strip club and try to convince a stripper to marry them.
>>205497764S1 Letty ai gf...
>>205498093I think most people are like Vance desu
>>205497985She's on her way.
>>205498082someone once posted something to the effect of>burt is a legitimate genius and has the capacity to unravel the grandest of tapestries but that level of intelligence is constantly superceded by his unquenchable desire for gay sex. everything can be tied back to gay sex in some way for him.
>>205498093Could be, but even then, some of them still aren't that interesting.
I wonder what type of mood they'll be in when they wake up. Obviously they're going to discuss last night and how crazy this all is, but I'm curious if they're still going to stay after sleeping on it. At least baby Sneed will be relieved he wasn't murdered by white people in the middle of the night.
>>205498136let's go. let's go.
>>205498123for me it’s the straight hair clown smaack gf
>THEY KNOW I MASTURBATE TO ALEX AND TIM
>>205498135Yeah
Honestly the fact Burt remembers all this shit proves that the 160 IQ is real, he's so smart but his mental illness makes his incredible observation skills useless
>THEY KNOW THAT I MASTURBATE TO ALEX AND TEDit's surreal to get verbal confirmation of this
>>205498087speaking of, sam asked him about it yesterday and jobe said something along the lines of globe earth being unverifiable.is he onto something?
>>205498160Jobe's reaction
>>205498067>do they care They 1000% do but they will cope and bargain with themselves in an attempt to not let it bother them.
11 REMINDS ME OF 7, MY FAVORITE PRIME NUMBER, LIKE 7-11
>>205498136She'd be pretty with a different hairstyle and different makeup. And not making dumb faces.
>>205498135Definitely. But being isolated long term with strangers and constant camera feed also probably twists you into a different person after a while.
>>205498171he even brought up the fact that Simbal wasn't present in the episode reveal. dude is incredibly perceptive
Jobe is the next white boy to be raped by Burt. Many such cases.
>>205498093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUi_lycPdsAthey are really good at casting strange people
>>205498182TELEKINESIS1177-11STRANGER THINGSI MASTURBATED TO ALEX AND TEDAIRPLANE BATHROOM SEXSQUISHMALLOWS
Burt casually revealing to Jobe that he's been jerking it all over the house to Alex lmao
>>205498067i think the appeal of e-girls is they occupy the same space as losers online, making them seem relatable, while really all the e-girl cares about is fame/notoriety. All the binx simps thinking she is relatable are delusional, this bitch is walking red carpets of latin music awards and shit lmao
The fact that Burt just confirmed he was jerking off while thinking of Ted and Alex is WILD
>>205498093It didn't take long for us to take interest in Burt and Alex
Missed this from last night
>>205498209Let's hope Alex doesn't hear about this lmao
>>205498192wouldn't anyone notice that?
>>205498171He remembers everything said to him but forgets a lot of what he says himself. Tonnes of things he's said have been repeated back to him and he goes paro and asks "how do you know that?"
should i use kratom to treat my Smaack withdrawal symptoms?
>>205498058Lol people will say anything. There's people constantly calling Binx le fake gaymer gurl in the thread all the time. People shitpost about whatever.
Burt is actually a sick and disgusting man, also he's incredibly autistically judgemental and brutally honest about people yet he's fake as fuck. He juices, he has synthol arms, and an implant ass. Also he says bisexual but he's queerer than a 2 headed quarter.
>>205496909I was crying laughing when Sneed and Payton were panicking and thinking they were going to be killed
Burt said he jerked off to Ted and Alex. But not Luke. He is officially medically insane.
>>205498209I wonder who else he's thought about
>>205498209At this point I'm not even surprised or shocked. The day before yesterday he admitted his dream role would be a pedophile.
>>205498093>is everyone just interesting when you observe them long enough?Normies are fake everyone is strange. There's just degrees of strangeness.
>>205498209and that he had gay sex in the airport bathroom before going to the fishtank house
yoooooo they shud make mizzy build another table today :o how KINO would dat be??
>>205498241Luke wouldn't make a good bottom
>>205498226Granted, these things are to be expected—Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you.
>>205498223TTS will let him know as soon as wiggers let it through.
SOMEONE TTS TO BINX THAT XxBongZaRippaxX KILLED HIMSELF
>>205496909kek the way Alex backs up in terror
>>205498236It was G O R A N I A N
why did Burt say he was bi when its clear that hes gay, he has no interest towards woman
>>205498192Simbal pointed that out first though
>>205498155 Hopefully we're not too far from that reality although I hope I can get my shit together and live my life for once...
i hope the cell happens soon
>>205498251They did talk about giving her one of the bodycam rigs from blood games and basically setting up "Life is Mizzy" cam
>>205498234He’s a pedophile nigger, what else do you expect from him?
>>205498241He said Luke is too handsome, he was a plant and not real so he couldn’t masturbate to him.
>>205498270I think he said something along the lines of "a hole is a hole"He is a bull outside of the tank, he fucks married couples
>>205498281whatever happens, this weekend will be kino.ignore the doom posters, remember, they are always wrong.
>>205498270He will fuck women when that's what the elderly Jewish cuck wants. He's just hyper sexual. Gay but will fuck women.
>>205498207Jobe realizing the implications was great.
>>205498281i hope we stop rehashing everything soon
>>205498236same dude, especially when laron was watching the tv and having a get out moment
>>205498281Burt will kill someone in there
>>205498270Because he's fake as fuck and saying your bisexual is more socially rewarded than being just gay or straight. He acts like a woman, he thinks like a woman, and he has platonic relationships with women. He only ever talks about fucking guys, but he talks about it CONSTANTLY. It's actually getting grating and disturbing.
>>205498298He also takes interest in young girls, which is part of the motivation for his Coach Burt persona.
>>205498318Wonder if Burt has fucked an entire family before... uh ohNow Stacey's son and Stacey's daughter takes on a darker meaning...
>burt calling them guests instead of freeloaders because freeloaders is offensive
>>205498309Only if he is denied what is rightfully his (sex with Alex)
>>205498155it hurts
>>205498243this bald white nigga could have a god physique if he put in da work
>>205498341dont we all
>>205498222>AI turned alex into Linus tech tipsfucking lol
>>205498308The panic on his face when he doesn't want to go to the basement to get the phone, thinking the basement is the real trap, was so delicious I almost died dude.
Burt is starting to piss me off with all these fucking theories. He really is a gay nigger pedo
sexo con smaack (con pelo liso) forma de payaso
>>205498270He said one of the first few days that he experiences sexual attraction to women, but not romantic attraction, whereas he experiences both with men
>>205498335after seeing his acting chops in the rapist twist scene on YouTube I think he genuinely might have, the acting was so bad until that reveal
Does anyone have the full video of Smaack saying she was on a show called fishtank.live?
It's weird what Burt considers offensive when his bluntly rude to people constantly in a way that's for more direct and personal. He describes Jet as the guy with the unibrow, said Sam looked like shit for 39, vocally acted repulsed at the idea of fucking Jobe, and many other blunt statements. I know it's his autism affecting his filter but God damn, for a sensitive faggot he really doesn't understand how other people think.
>>205498357nah some people are helpless (narrowshouldercels)
>>205498341do da ssi
>>205498369
>>205498370He likes adult men but goes for children of any sex
>>205498097>SeriouslyYes, when the bnwo spam was at it's height during these threads he was tweeting out how he wanted Burt to fuck the girls to make incels seethe. He's an obnoxious nigger but he does decent recaps.
The thought of actually jerking it to alex or ted is fucking gnarly. Faggots are truly depraved.
>>205498364It's absolutely wearing thin, he' stuck in a feedback loop on jokes made a week ago. Jason Goldstriker even directly told him to his face it's all a gag and Burt is still in a destructive cycle on it
>>205498364burt will be the only one to escape the humiliation ritual
I'm getting Burt fatigue.
>>205498389Nah that's you
Burt said he wanted to fuck Mizzy
>>205498341He said before he got on bloodgames he was having a friendly competition with Jon to both weigh the same, so he was at the gym everyday for like 2-3 months before he got there. He should get back on that
>>205498391Yikes, what a guy.
>>205498399Burt would fuck anyone in the house if they were willing
>>205498397Same. He's also repulsive as a person honestly. He's a fucking sexual deviant and artifical.
>>205498398Burt is a pedophile nigger
>>205498380thats him being honest, hes not purposefully calling them names he finds offensive
Smaack for season 3.5!
>>205498392Burt doesn't have any standards or real sexuality, he just wants to fuck anything that moves
Burt fatigue is realCan they wake up Binx already so we can get some good content?
>>205498341He is putting in the work you fuckin' bitch
>>205498399For being nice to him. I don't think he experienced attraction the same way as us.
>>205498399That's because he's high T
Im just getting so tired of listening to Burt rant and rave every day about ridiculous theories that have been proven to him by Sam directly to his face.
>>205498418These things are to be expected—mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
by what episode do you think Burt will become boring and Jet will kick him out?
>>205498380That's true of many actual autists, like ones you'd see in special ed classes.
>>205498392hes the kind of person who will fuck anything
The fact Burt brought up multiple times that he had sex with a guy at the airport means he definitely isn't making that up, right? That's disgusting.
>>205497065After 10 day build up it was fucking amazing. Pure cinema.
All these niggas saying "Burt fatigue" are ADHD retards that don't get it. Yet another filter to /ftl/Too kek
>>205498364you forgot family wrecker also, I think his stacked mental illnesses really make him quite the faggot, I can't tell how much of it is actually him or his fucked up brain.
>>205498452He is not lying, he did thatFaggots are fucked up
>>205498449Being a le funny schizo ranting is only content for so long
Burt is evil. I hope you can see this.
>>205498392Gay black dudes will literally fuck anything.
>>205498452thats a casual tuesday for gays
>>205498449Never. Burt is the real Josie of this season. Binx just thinks she's Josie.
>>205498474Mind you Burt IS a pedophile nigger, so these things are to be expected.
>>205498380To be fair Sam does look like shit for 39, Jobe is genuinely repulsive to look at, and Jet is just a white guy with a unibrow.
>>205498039All your base belongs to us
I'm waiting for Burt to get the Simmons treatment
>>205498466They're all like that too. What the fuck? It's insane that baby Sneed is actually a pretty good person in comparison to Burt and he unironically acts like way less of a faggot. And La'ron is gay as fuck
did the transvestigators ever conclude whether payton is a man or not?
Say something nice about Smaack and her sister.
>>205498449Next weekBurt is already not getting as much TTS Binx is the real cash cow
Guys...what if someone puts Burt in a self defense situation
>>205498490tren
>>205498513her sister is hotter
>>205498496didn't watch the previous seasons, what's the simmons treatment?
>>205498364Burt is the main character, cry about it
>>205498452Imagine sitting next to Burt on a plane. Big guy taking up a lot of space. And you see him stroking it through the blanket too
>>205498513brainlet sister cost smaack money
Its just boring listening to Burt rant about the same shit that has been answered to his face every day.
>>205498518Burt is way too timid for violence, he'll never do anything.
>>205498504La’Ron is a normal effeminate gay black guy, whereas Burt is a no limits Nietzschean pedophile nigger
>>205498518He actually doesn't seem that strong, it's just hgh. You seen his form lifting weights? It's insane.
Burt going schizo is old now that the truth is out.
>>205498510can't comment on an ongoing case sir
im getting tired of this cast already
>>205498525why is she darker? did she get a bad roll on the genes?
Burt is doing so much heavy lifting this season, makes the morning actually watchable instead of waiting for xannied retards rolling out of bed at 2pm
>>205498545This except for Binx
>>205498465Wouldn't be surprised that him being autistic and schizo had him only find acceptance in some gay community.
>>205498542burt going scitzo never gets old
>Alex, I like you and I want you.>We can do it the easy way or the hard way.>The choice is yours.
>>205498513Would hit (both)
>>205498376Yeah
>>205498405hmm… interesting are jon and vance dating?
>>205498496Ted already got the Simmons treatmentTed was even a good sport about it, just like Simmons was
>>205498545I'm not, I'm excited for the show
>I noticed you're wearing the same clothesBurt you have 1 outfit. He really is a gay nigger pedo
>>205498535If he keeps it up, I would bet Sam could get the cast to start messing with him a bit.
>>205498542you think it was a bit? hes insane
>>205498535Welcome to schizos. There's a reason they used to just lock them away in institutions.
>>205498397Yeah, I'm honestly over him. He did make me chuckle a little bit ago when he was pondering if the Jeet was gay and then it leads to wondering if Sam and the Jeet were a queer couple.
i hope season 4(if there will be one) will just be about failed e-girls and former lol-cows
>>205498539I actually unironically warmed up to La'Ron last night. I'm a diehard racist, proud of it too, but he doesn't strike me as a bad guy. His confessional with Sam was pretty amazing, and he handled it so well, and sometimes he's actually pretty funny.
>>205498545im glad they arent terminally online 4chuds this time around
>>205498561Exactly. Surprised anons don't understand.
>>205497684He only likes letty
Honestly if they just kicked everyone except Binx and Signal and had the show be the Binx Show: Featuring Signal getting Tortured it would be more interesting than gay nigger yapping.
>>205498526Getting promoted to editor
>>205498564Yeah, He also admitted he was raped so it's not surprising he's gay, I kinda feel bad for him but he's still making the decisions he's making so I don't feel that bad, he's gone down the insane faggot coomer rabbit hole.
what are Burts hobbies?
>burts only reference for memes is image macros
>>205498620holes
>>205498561Burt is gold and I hope they set up gaytank in between seasons so he can stick around more
Burt is getting to Jobe.
>>205498583Binx was saying that she thought, at first, that Burt was the plant because all of his clothes seem recently bought from Amazon. Like they're all shitty brands and fresh pressed from recently being unsealed.
>>205498601La'ron taking the piss out of Alex about Wild Randy was actually very funny, hoping to see that side of him more
>>205498620Masturbating and watching shows/movies for teen girls
>>205498620Fucking and cumming
>>205498620gay sex
>>205498629Burt IS a pedophile nigger—these things are to be expected.
>>205498608the show of a generation
La'Ron is like if Dumbgay was tolerable.
>>205498620Jacking
>>205498618Why do raped faggots rape people and turn them into faggots? What's the psychological meaning of this phenomenon?
>>205498620Think he likes games too!
>Interesting.
>>205498620Musicals, shows, stuff like that. Almost all of his youtube playlist was from shows or musicals.
>>205498631Hopefully Jobe attacks him, it would be funny. Jobe is the best and Burt is the worst.
>>205498620Popcorn, pretzels and Pepsi
Sam wouldn't let a pedophile gay guy win his show, would he?
>the only black people involved in fish tank are unironic faggot queenshmmmm what does sam mean by this
Burt will not yield until he as the answers.
>>205498649It's like vampires. You have to kill the head raper to make them stop
>>205498513her sister was jealous of smack on the show and sabotaged her
>>205498624Oldfag confirmed. God I'm so old.
>>205498641Made quite a name for yourself User
>Oh... interesting...>Oh... interesting...>Oh... interesting...>Oh... interesting...>Oh... interesting...>Oh... interesting...
>>205498620Making white men watch
>>205498671Hollywood wants to turn black dudes gay
>>205498620Dicks and dicks going into holes.
>>205498620Gay sex with gay men and watching terrible fucking movies and television aimed at normie housewives from 20 years ago
>>205498649You know like Sauron and orcs and shit? Whatever evil power unironically utilizes gays to corrupt innocents and turn them into more gays. Bugchasers, etc.
>>205498671A straight black guy would be far too aggressive
>>205498682Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
>>205498664He’s going to rig it so Binx wins
>>205498690damiel was on s1
>>205498577They became friends after s1 and kept in touch. I think vance mentioned he and Jon talked every day prior to 2.5. Afterwards, I think they had a bit of falling out after Jon talked shit about Vance publicly. Vance tried to square things privately with him and seemed genuinely disappointed with how Jon was acting. I think of all the fish on s1 those two actually became pretty good friends. Obviously I'm not sure about now, you'd have to ask vance directly, but he still seems to like Jon.
>>205498680I don't know when this guy sleeps because he's at it 24 hours a day
>>205498270he wants to rape women if their were no rules. he probably wants to fuck women more but gay men are more sexually available and doesnt care
>>205498697Payton win hopefully, after her independence arc.
>>205498649I have no idea but it's funny that most faggots will tell you they were raped in some way or they had a lack of a father figure in their life.
>>205498707Bro IS jet
bisexual men disgust me more than gays
>>205498712Payton is going to have to fish turds out of fattys asshole and that’ll make her leave.
How many times will Sam tolerate having to tell Burt that all his schizo theories are retarded and dont make sence
i miss smaack. when does smaack come back?
>>205498649It's like psychology 101 i.e. not pop psychobabble, they want some form of control back so they indulge in promiscuous behaviour. Same reason many raped women end up being huge whores.
Payton is the only fish on the show that has killed. She is a blood-spiller.Payton is a killer.
>>205498723Gotta pay jet 10k$
>>205498634He warmed right up to TTS when Sam explained it's an audience of real people. I loved when he asked if he had to censor himself so we don't hate him and Sam said "say whatever you want to them, just be yourself" and then a TTS literally played through right after and he rolls his eyes and Sam bursts out laughing. One of my favorite moments of the season and some of the realest Sam has ever been with a fish. That's confessional is probably the main reason he stayed.
>>205498729do you think Payton has daddy issues? she probably does right?
>>205498380burt thinks fat shaming a young woman is worse then raping and killing her. hes mentally ill.
>>205498721Other cast should just start whispering numbers to him in private. "Hey Burt, 7+5+3." And then see what he does.
B3 MIZZY LEG AND ASS OH MAH LAWD
>>205498741It's called being based
>>205498697Binx has already won, she gonna farm simp subs on twitch
>>205498737Yeah 100% agree, its good when he can interject like that, La'Ron is actually pretty funny when hes not trying to play up a character
>>205498738Either that or mommy issues. Could be why she clings to Alexis.
>>205498707It's Jimmy.
>>205498754The civil war between old orbiters and new orbiters will be legendary
>>205498752These things are to be expected—Burt IS a pedophile nigger, mind you.
>>205498763Wouldn't doubt it HEY JIMMY SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT
>>205498513both were made for harapan
>>205496998She's got thick tankles, she's gonna balloon later in life is she's not careful
>>205498763Jimmy unironically loves Burt. That stuff is right up his alley man.
>>205498765i saw clips of her old streams and its just one mod spamming all the time. i think he'll rope once his queen forgets him
Burt should either be fucked with more to the point of a mental breakdown or remove him. His paranoid ranting is tiring to listen to for 2 weeks now.
>>205498765>old orbitersAll 10 of them?
I'm totally on board with the Burt is a pedophile nigger thoughbeit meme now
>>205498779Later? Have you see her bottom half? She likely has an untreated disease.
>>205498777we are winning BIGLY
>>205498763He's got a minimum wage job and is also a janny for an elderly hoarder, not enough time for this kinda spam. Maybe his discordtroons help him
>>205498765Jet REALLY needs to get her main Twitch Mod XxBongZaRippaxX in the tank, it would truly be kino to make Binx choose between her diehard simps vs the new legion
>>205498729>>205498738Pops made her a gay.
>>205498664I don't know, his concerning pedo tendencies aside, Burt's made him laugh quite a bit but he's the only one that's made him frustrated.
Ben is classic MDE material, yes?
>>205498765>barely 10 twitch simps vs gorillions of unhinged ft retards
>>205498793Gay pedophile nigger rapist thoughbeit.
>>205498809Yes, let's get some Season 2 level fuckery going on like when they brought in CK for Brian
was mizzy in a porno 10 years ago?
>>205498784>his queenThe nigga is a paypig for like 20 twitch ewhores he'll forget about her quick
>>205498809cringe kino
>>205498830agree, I like Binx and think she's cool but I really want to see her get pressed
>>205498833post the reddit imageyou know the one
Kick BurtGive Binx more scenesMake Mizzy build more tables
>>205498793Nooooooo
all of you guys and your ideas fucking suck dick harder than tayleigh for $50
>>205498819Sam has a clear dislike for both Mizzy and Simbal
who dafaq is snoring like dat
>>205498804Yeah no shit
>>205498792>>205498826Never underestimate oldfags, especially oldfag simps. They will fight tooth and nail to gatekeep their queen. I expect them to do something retarded like ban fishtank references in chat, or restrict discord server perms for new users.
>>205498830>like when they brought in CK for Brian
how would burt react to brian yelling back at his face, like how he did to summer?
>>205498855Where could I get this Tayleigh deal for 50$?
Why do you have a Tennessee shirt, i thought you lived in Florida. Do you travel alot? How many airports have you visited. Do you visit airports often? Ten Ess See. Burt is so fucking exhausting to listen to. He his a gay nigger pedo
>>205498849mizzy won the show when she successfully and skillfully built that table
>>205498870he'd CUM
>>205498723We need a new cute bubbly girl with an nice butt as our next freeloader to replace Smaack.
>>205498884that wasnt a table
>>205498855My ideas are actually good. Prod don't listen.GIVE US A BIRDS EYE VIEW OF THE ISLAND IT WOULD BE INSANELY KINO
>>205498879behind the abandoned liqour store in the bad part of town, just by the trailer park.
>Burt offended by the term freeloaderThese people have to be coddled. No true FS can happen.
>>205498870>Brian yelled at me, I think he wants me romantically
>>205498809Does anyone know who “leadeater” is yet? Binx got a plush from him yesterday and started hysterically crying when she heard his name, but haven’t seen anyone talk about him… it was right after she got a tts from bongripper (which she cared about much less)
jobe should wake everyone up with pots and pans
>>205498893its a table in japanmizzy is cultured
What is Burt writing?
>>205498884Tablemogged bonehead Letty so hard
I hope Jobe slits Burt’s throat
>>205498892
>>205498911More boring schizo theories
Is someone sleeping in the den?
this is a jobe board
>>205498911schizobabble
>>205498904Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger—his Nietzschean Promethean ideal of getting what he wants when he wants and fuck everyone else is challenged by a lack of coddling.
>>205498906leadeater is Albert Hype, music producer
>>205498893It was a table, in the platonic sense
>>205498899Imagine 360 fisheye all throughout every room
Connor sleeps like the pretty princess that he is
>>205498931Thoughbeit
>>205498926Payton
>send in freeloader with cowboy hat>tell him he should call him wild randy>don't explain the TTS shenanigans last night>watch Alex sperg out for seemingly no reason
>>205498780Doesn't Jimmy seethe about pedos? How does he feel about daddy Burt saying that shit about kids?
>>205498922What an ugly women, she looks Finnish like Jobe
>>205498899Brb going to Texas
>>205498956jimmy has a black cuckolding fetish
>>205498956Burt is a pedophile nigger, and Jimmy worships a nigger who is so creepy and obviously predatory that he is called Molesto.
>>205498950alex only took it to heart like that because he was drunk.if he was sober he wouldnt care
>>205498950>freeloader says "production told me" >as usual bit dies within 5 minutes
>>205498922SENDHERIN
>>205498960Match made in hell
>>205498967this is interesting
so what the fuck has even been happening in the last 5 hours?>m-muh coddletank>let's make friendtank>only TTS allowed, guys!>they're going to leave otherwise!No. this is fucking 4chan we're talking about, and you want to play nice? fuck that noise, you need to go back. we're the fucking sharks, and they're the fish, and the chum is in the fucking water. where's the nigger tts spam, where's the go fuck yourself dyke/cunt spam, where's the "alexis your son drowned last night lol" and shit like that.. fucking disappointed in you all
is jimmy more hated than simbal?
bros i..... i miss gay ben
In all honesty just the thought of Burt being tortured by Frank Hassle and Jobe makes my cock throb and leak with joy.
it sucks that they're grooming mizzy into being one of the final two
>>205498967Hey is Burt a pedophile nigger? I'm undecided.
>>205498984Insanely cringe post
Just watched yesterdays vod.Binx can finally drop the >I DON'T KNOW NOTHINGACT10x more annoying. she can now be a camwhore for 5k fishtank simps instead of putting on solo shows for xXBongZaRippaXx.I LOVE LITTLE MAEJOK BTW JJJ COMPUTER
>>205498984based
unf mizz
>>205498984Bad. Fucking. Ass.
>>205498984shut up, jimmy>>205498987gay ben got moved to house 3, aren't you watching famous neighborhood on hulu?
>>205498984its all simps here
good morning fishtankers
>>205498944put a shirt on, nigga
>>205496909This wasn't even close to Jimmy's smash it sperg out night
>>205498990no it doesnt. mizzy is so incompetent at playing the elimination game. theyre just making it a little bit more difficult for the top contenders like binx.
>>205498984this but unironically
>>205498989I want to see Burt interact with Frank so badly, enough of this leaning into his paranoid schizo theories. Wind him up and crack him
>>205499010gm :DDD
>>205498984>fuck that noisenobody has said this in over 15 years
>>205499010good morning bro, friendly reminder that doom posters are retards and everything they say is proven wrong a day later.
GM I love Binxy :D and i love you, anon, have a good day
I'm gonna be honest I legitimately think that last night might be the first glimpse of a slightly genuine Sam Hyde we've seen in a very long time. I think he's softening over time, more willing to just openly have a heart and like people
>>205498222How did she do that?
>>205498984This post is everything.
send him in
>>205499042What's a doom poster?
>>205499010Good mmmmoooornnning sir
They should say Ben underwent gay conversion therapy and they’re going to do the same with Payton then electrocute her for 8 hours straight
>>205499047get a skill, anon
>>205498984>this is fucking 4chanI literally got goosepimples when I read this. Two words for you man: hella fr*cking epic!
>>205499050fuck this guy, send shoenice in there to do liquor slams and eat all of the toothpaste in the house
>>205499050SEND IN THE BOSS MAN
>>205499064I think Sam is becoming more genuine and sincere to own idubbz because he's still bitter
>>205499063and then poop on her?
Sam has played nice guy with Burt but I wonder what his honest thoughts about him are
>>205499050*Insert "What the fuck is that!" Gif*
Is there something in the Hindu religion that encourages you to be 100% self serving and underhanded or are they all just like that for some other reason
>They're bringing in a gay male love interest for meBurt you go through this with every new person
>>205499074>tasteful thigh crease
>>205499080That would be good too, maybe vomit on her as well then shave her head.
>>205497270This video perfectly encapsulates everything I hate about her personality. I don't even care that shes an SJW. Her quirkiness is so forced its disgusting. She thinks shes the main character you can just tell. The fact that she didn't get hellhouse treatment is something I will genuinely think about from time to time for the rest of my life. Her sisters deserve it to for forcing production's hand with a fake emergency. Yes, I will openly seethe in every thread until this season's end. The very fact that she was on this show to begin, that you braindead, crippled homofags, have an excuse to post videos like picrel, of her in her quirked out, homo house, makes me sick to my stomach. Fuck you nigger for posting, and fuck her stupid blue lipstick.
How many days until Jobe is raped by Burt?
https://gofile.io/d/ogkQdl
>>205498984i sat my white ass down and listened
>>205499082That's he's obviously completely insane but is a good contestant that produces content. I don't think they'll let him win or get close to the end because it's hard to predict how he'd react in a high pressure environment
Burt is insane. He gets off fucking straight guys of something.
Kinda tired of Burt desu guys
>>205499113Jobe is used to rape
30k cast, 80k audio, how much does this season need to make to at least break even
>>205499050Break him out of jail, we need the GAMBA
>>205499122Burts constant ranting gibberish is burning me out. Its constant non stop paranoid ramblings. Enough is enough
>>205499122I'm starting to get a bit of looping-schizo fatigue, imo they need to bring someone in to knock him down a peg but I'm not sure that's possible
Burt said "my dream acting job is child molester"
>>205499122trvth nvke
>>205499122I'm getting sick of the "everything is gay and it's about me fucking men" faggotry
GET BINX LOYAL TWITCH MOD XxBongZaRippaxX IN THE TANKGET BINX LOYAL TWITCH MOD XxBongZaRippaxX IN THE TANKGET BINX LOYAL TWITCH MOD XxBongZaRippaxX IN THE TANKGET BINX LOYAL TWITCH MOD XxBongZaRippaxX IN THE TANKGET BINX LOYAL TWITCH MOD XxBongZaRippaxX IN THE TANKGET BINX LOYAL TWITCH MOD XxBongZaRippaxX IN THE TANK
The only reasons to ever watch fishtank have been airsoftfatty, jobe and burt
>>205499160>life
>>205499118I know Sam isn't the most moral guy but it'd be hard to believe he doesn't find him despicable
>>205499146With set ages of the kids he would want to molest.
>>205497365>I would dump my entire paycheckthat makes you a paypig anon, you're next
>>205499160>they dont even know the earth is flat
>>205499166U WANNA SAY SOMETHING WITH THIS SHOW? SHOW FUTURE SIMPS WHAT AWAITS--
wish ian was here to chill with this dude
>>205499202and Cole
why did Vance do it?
>>205499213based vance
>>205499160Kino
>>205499213i could have saved her
>mizzy thread?mizzy threadWITCH Editionhttps://soundcloud.com/witchpsy/mizzy-dont-call-me-witchother versions:https://pastebin.com/YwyUmaBB>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
All the fish are bored with Burt too. They snap at him a lot now
>>205499202>cartel arrives>now Alex has to find one of his fellow contestants hidden throughout the house for real>every last piece of him
>>205499229Life is mizzy
Life is Binxy
>>205499229every thread is a mizzy threadlifeismizzy
>BURT IS THE NEW JIMMY
>>205499146Is he catholic?
>>205499260Nah he's too based. Jimmy was reddit
>>205499260oh did Burt start spouting reddit memes?
>>205499255But only for top donors kek
bros yesterday was so goodand the weekend is only beginningi have a feeling we are in for some really really good stuff this weekendlets go
Burt is the new Shinji.Started up nice and interesting.Porn and sex addiction.Has the most endorsements.Got repetitive and annoying.
>>205499277this100%
Did they find out that payton is a troon yet?
>>205499260people only liked jimmy because how bad season 2 was as a whole
>>205499260Jimmy was too tryhard chungus
>>205496057holy shit is he ugly
>>205496909It was so satisfying when he threw the rice, kicked the TV, peeked out the door ('WHO'S THERE??"), the gaslighting and laughing about the "Famous Neighborhood", the crack pipe etc. Then the palpable tension, Binx' streamer tutorial therapy session for B3, Burt realizing he was essentially mentally tortured as entertainment and Sam just replying "it was awesome", "I was dying laughing" and finally everyone dancing to the Fishtank S01 theme and getting hammered. On top of that shit like Alexis going turbo slut mode, Jeet being called out for touching, Wild Randy's "account being muted", the needless destruction of the puppet house, etc.. Absolute kino night.
>>205499277i remember when people thought shinji was gonna be the biggest star of the show after the season ended but he ended becoming a bigger loser than trish
i hope they bring frank on as wild randy. i love alex but his seething hatred for randy is the funniest shit ever
Should I buy FishBNB so I can throw poop at Burt and suck Binx’s toes?
They should tell burt he may have a shot at being production after this and task him with being Vance's assistant who must shadow him everywhere
>>205499289you can find a pic of her where she is like 6 years old on her moms instagram, shes not a tranny
>>205499295post a selfie
>>205499261He said his parents are strict african Catholic
i hope sam pulls alex into confessional at some point, i think he'll get into the groove of things more now that he's sober and if he's told he doesn't need to sperg out over tts making fun of him (he'll listen to anything sam tells him)
>>205499289inconclusive. more evidence needed.
>>205499295anon he literally looks just like you....
>>205499213>Tells the spicy latina to hmu>Calls Summer a niggerWhat DID he mean by this?
>most of the smaack hate posting stops after she's out >now its time for "tired of burt" postshmmm... I wonder who could be behind this
>>205499310i knew some coping uggo would reply. Why should I do that? Do you look like him and feel attacked?
>>205499307yes
>>205499289Not a tranny but her dad wanted her to be a boy which caused her lesbianism
>>205499295Put some respect on his name, that's literally cooler Jet
>>205499328All the smack posts stopped, hate or love
>>205499328Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
>>205499303>he ended becoming a bigger loser than trishall of them except maybe brian and tj ended up a bigger loser than trish
>>205499331Nice selfie
>>205498620ps2 games, he talked about them quite a bit
>>205499213Summer I could take you away from all this bb grl
>>205499277This tracks.
>>205499301>the fishtank sign change>straight Ben reveal >Sam breaking character and being real >everyone having a good time and accept the show I was glued to my monitor the entire time. What a huge range of emotions. I can't believe the wiggers pulled it off.
>>205499320this. sam is like a big brother to him now.he was cracking up at the Jeremy/Jason act when he was alone in bedroom 2 in the middle of the night.
>>205498620cummin, cummin real hard
>>205499342WRONG
>>205499350thanks I know I'm handsome
If I had a brain like burt I'd kms, fuck that
>>205499307You HAVE to kill Jet. Do not decline this mission
Fishtank is Mizzy
>>205499361They hugged in the kitchen and said they loved each other (like friends not like Burt).
Burt is getting more insufferable by the day
I liked when Sam just straight told Burt that Alex is lying about his age and he didn’t get the fan mail earlier since they were thinking of putting the old S1&2 photos in his envelope to fuck with him.
Get filtered
>>205499351What games does he play?
>>205499343these threads would be so good if you stopped spamming this shit and just hanged yourself
Jobe and Connor shitting on Burt's morning schizo theories, lmao.
>>205499344It was so funny seeing Sam talk about "the followings" past fish have. The only 'successful' one is Josie and she has like 30k subs. Fishtank audience is way too temperamental and parasocial to build a media career off of.
>>205499289https://youtu.be/7FZplTxeBBE
>>205499401Ratchet and Clank
>>205499400why does he jerk off like that
>>205499277Wrong. Shinji played into it too much for the camera.Burt is fully authentic autistic sex drive
>>205499400BURT IT UP
>>205499413Ask Jet it must be a good method
>>205499400Can't wait until they show the rest of the fish his spurting tapes.
>elaborate birthday present kek
>>205499401spyro
>>205499409buckee
>>205499413more importantly, does he just cum inside his pants or does he cum into the blanket? because i havent seen him grab a piece of tissue or anything the previous times he did it.
>>205499413hes just dreaming about playing a guitarget your mind out of the gutter
>>205499382We're all just a bunch of Mizfits.
>>205499400crazy that this was the first thing he did after learning that 10-20,000 people are watching him live
Just woke up. What a wild night. >It was actually goodCan't fucking believe it. I legit thought they'd bounce. How in the fuck...
>>205499442He's a gay nigger pedophile rapist, and thus this is to be expected, thoughbeit.
>check b2>no smaackpain
Our guy Jobe despises Burt and I’m all for it
how did smaack react to the show after getting out?
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I've been seeing this for the past week
Burt morning schizo to the freeloaders
WHERE IS BINX
>>205499442We became another one of his fetishes
>>205499460He really is /ourguy/.
lmfao burt connecting the dots like hes unraveling the illuminati
>>205499301It was garbage
>>205499469not badly at all, she could have taken the reveal desu>>>/wsg/5728524
>>205499473Cool OC, granted Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
>>205499481giving sam some sl0ppy
>>205499357Yeah, it was perfectly handled by Sam. Just the right amount of scripted chaos and honesty. Everything else happened organically, which is what's most entertaining and is remembered.
feels good to be a day 1 $MIZZY holderTO THE MOON
i honestly thought Jobe was eggy lmao
>>205499445I think our boss baby jet is finally growing up
>>205499413>>205499435he’s not jerking off, just doing some weird compulsive schizo thing
Putting the two freeloaders in the penthouse with Burt turned out to be a good bit. Every freeloader needs to sleep with Burt for his morning schizo theories.
>>205499502she posted another story saying she was "processing everything" and would be going silent, i think she looked into it more and wasn't happy about it
baker
Baby sneed still processing everything from yesterday kek
>>205499357a good definition of perfection is when there is nothing to take out rather than there being something to add stillthats how i felt at the end of it all, satisfied fulfilled peaceful happy
>>205499501what did you want to see?
>>205499540It was fucking garbage you obese faggot
>>205499445>Telling Alex smaack is hiding somewhere >Sneed panicking and thinking he was going to be killed>The fake TV promo>"10 famous bucks if you find out what I did to teddy">Sam acting paranoid and looking out the front door>Smoking a crack pipe>Famous neighbourhood gaslight>Wild randy harassing alexI was laughing all night, probably my favourite day from any fishtank
>>205499538I wanted him to leave, up until he started fucking with Alex with the Wild Randy shit, egging him on. Hope that nigglet stays a bit more.
>>205499445>How in the fuck...Neptune, that's how.
>>205499502she likes the creeps
jimmy is getting desperate on Twitter. Everyone saying season 3 is better than 2, Ian won’t respond to him, smack isn’t having a public meltdown (or responding to him), and he thought the table building bit was his and got made fun of that it predated him. Now desperately wanting to be brought on as “wild randy.” He also apparently provided sfx that are not being used
>>205499552Jimmy...
>>205499551Something creative and funny
anyone got the original "deez wypipo tryna keeel me" clip?
>>205499521He 100% is jacking off, he pulls his underwear down sometimes and when he fapped after the reveal you can see wet stains on his underwear once he gets out of bed. It's funny and all but it's actually fucking foul.
>>205499473why thank you good man, I cant imagine a Saturday morning without a cup of joe and the daily burt
I don't know how they'll ever top last night. What's our current back status?
>>205499568This is how you should treat the season 2 cast except for delish
>>205499555the famous neighbourhood part was the only shit bit desu, none of the fish believed it and they walked it back pretty much immediately. i think they were figuring out in real time that the best approach with the fish was to be honest with them
>>205499591today is elimination. the kino wont stop here.
whats the wild randy shit? i missed last night and didnt see anything about it in the recaps i watched
>>205499445>how in the fuckYou know you have to thank the Goblin queen for most of the lifting, right?
so i guess the wiggers are sleeping until 3 PM again?
>>205499568Jimmy is such a sad specimen. He needs to be put out of his misery
>>205499615good morning, kings
>>205499574Nigs do shit like that and in the same breath claim they're the most hygenic race. Fucking ew.
>>205499568Proud of our boy Jet for sticking to his guns on no more former fishes.
Jobe is going back to sleep
Burt has awful form and lifts light weights everytime he works out.
Trish is the only one from S2 who I can say grew out of the house. TJ would've but he kept coming back to work with Sam and Jet.
>>205499521he jerks off
baker?
>>205499612Lots of TTS came through claiming to be wild randy and saying they were going to fuck/rape Alex. He got agitated and started yelling at the camera then running around the house flipping out. Ben came up and reassured him wild randy was getting a 24 hour ban and won't be able to send messages a while
clippas and compilations twitter guysmake sure to download simbal's apology>https://gofile.io/d/ogkQdl
>Byrt has Dude Wipes
>>205499568he should let it go, I don't really like the guy but it's pathetic. reminds me of the fat girl from hairspray
Where the fuck is my boy Payton at?
mizzy is BRAT
>>205499641his body is all fake. he has surgery scars near his armpits, thighs, and above his buttocks
>>205499681he's in the den
>Burt has access to a saw and hammer
>>205499670timestamp for the im redeemed line?
>>205499694>>205499694>>205499694
>>205499572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFsppkiUZs0
>>205499643Yeah she grew alright
>>205499665That sealed the deal for me on last night being the best night in Fishtank history. Baby Sneed gassing up Wild Randy was amazing
>>205499612Wild Randy TTS was sexing up Alex the raped and he had a meltdown threatening to "get a knife" and "go to prison"As far as I know Wild Randy is a recurring character from Bloodgames(?) but I missed S2 so I don't know.
>>205499681Girl, and she's in my bed.
>>205499670oh I actually feel bad for Simbal and Sneed now. Last night actually has me coming around on the two worst contestants baka
>eyyy cuz cocana make me feel normal essay God binx stinx
>>205499798>oh I actually feel bad for Simbaldid you actually watch the video?
>>205499568doesn't jimmy have a job now? how does he have time for this shit?
>>205499877this bitch pretends as if she actually figured shit out when sam and production told her. then she mopped around like a depressed faggot for at least a week after. she sucks
