MAMA, I DIDN'T MAKE IT edition/ftl/ News• TTS on, the "computer" bit is over• Sam told the fish the truth• Alexis has won the rice counting challenge• Goldstriker has entered the Famous House• Smaack has left the Famous House>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 >fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Fishtank viewer now available as a websitehttps://fishtank-viewer.vercel.app/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj >Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE >Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious >>205508959
Horrendous season
Imagine payton pinning you down and fucking you while staring deep into your eyes with this soulless unblinking mongoloid face
>nearly 4 PM>nothing planned all dayNice long busy day you warned the fish about Jet>cellOh boy more sitting aroundIncompetent wigger faggots
Nigger show dead show its over KWAB
incoming benkino hopefully
these two should fuck
me pwesonwallyy
>Sneed searching for an alliance after announcing he was leaving
It's over
>>205512197is it over?
who the fuck is this loser?
Payton is the true main character who will have a full character arc.
So no one told you life was gonna be this wayYour job's a joke, you're brokeYour love life's DOAIt's like you're always stuck in second gearWhen it hasn't been your day, your week, your monthOr even your year, butI'll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I'll be there for you(Like I've been there before)I'll be there for you('Cause you're there for me too)You're still in bed at tenAnd work began at eightYou've burned your breakfastSo far, things are going greatYour mother warned you there'd be days like theseBut she didn't tell you when the world has broughtYou down to your knees thatI'll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I'll be there for you(Like I've been there before)I'll be there for you('Cause you're there for me too)No one could ever know meNo one could ever see meSeems you're the only one who knowsWhat it's like to be meSomeone to face the day withMake it through all the rest withSomeone I'll always laugh withEven at my worst, I'm best with you, yeahIt's like you're always stuck in second gearWhen it hasn't been your day, your week, your monthOr even your yearI'll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I'll be there for you(Like I've been there before)I'll be there for you('Cause you're there for me too)I'll be there for youI'll be there for youI'll be there for you('Cause you're there for me too)
Are they really doing an elimination today? We've already had two people leave.
DO THE DANCE BEN
Brilliant season
>GOBLIN ARMY WHERE YOU AT?
>they actually want to vote mizzy outwithout her the show would get 30% more boring. Besides alex, binx, burt and mizzy, everyone just sits on their ass being boring as hell. mizzy is the only fish that seemingly understands reality TV, the rest are fucking clueless
simbal didnt wash his hands
>simbal still freaking out about the groping stuff
imma get my hotgirl cyrokeen walk in this shit better pick up tonight
I quit watching, what are some other kinos I can watch tonight?
>>205512227Final TWO
>Am I good? Like in the outside?LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIMBAL IS SO FUCKED
based poop
>>205512187if mizzy has anything other than diabetes it's the low cunning to understand that challenges are meaningless. what "being fucked with" refers to for me is personal things like muh diary or muh candy or muh pots and pans trauma, her reactions to all of which made her a laughing stock for the first 1.5 weeks. you're a stupid person
Mizzy needs to stay and production knows it. Sam and Jet like fucking with her because she produces entertaining reaction.
Two words. Frank Motherfucking Hassle
So alex doesn't get his inheritance until he "proves" himself or whatever but he's like 40? Are they trolling him or is he really THAT pathetic?
>>205512242I think its Ben's cousin? He seems kinda mean desu
>s3 was the best season of fishtank ever in the first week>now is being considered the worst seasonwhu is it always like this?
they removed the stream quality selector?
Why is Simbal so scared of being called a groper?
What was the point in the production telling the fish about all the fishtank shit? Are they stupid?
>>205512269Double Indemnity
START THE CELL
>people thought this was better than S2Apologize
>>205512246Yeah they're gonna be done in 2 weeks at this rate. 2 gone in 2 days. Possibly 3 in 2. Cant be any of the girls eliminated today, they need LaRon gone
>>205512269wizards beyond waverly place
>okay get this: TitTank. It's Fishtank for girls who have huge tits. And guys too.
just saw ben's lockscreen and it's a lion
I DID NOT TOUCH
>>205512205i came. thanks a lot faggot.
Ron plans to get eliminated so he can keep his fishbucks. Now Simbal and Mizzy are thinking of doing the same on the following weeks. They think its more than likely that Binx will win because she is so loved by the audience.
I live in fucked timezone and have to go to sleep in like an hour and then go straight to work w/o internet in the morning. Right now it looks like today is going to be nontent, but FOMO has convinced me its probably going to turn into something insane.i just hope all the fish are still there when i finally catch up tomorrow
Payton plotting her next move.
>>205512259if they vote mizzy out im gonna break into the tank and beat them with hammers
>>205512291He’s trying to be an actor and he doesn’t want to be #metoo’d
DUMBGAYALEX STEINDONTARIUSFATTY FRANKGREG MAKE THE CALL, GORAN
>>205512227albert and bong cuckining arc
>I was mad about the diaryAlex is such a lying snake
>>205512213she really is just a follower. not a single independent thought in her head. she's lost.
>>205512297i never thought that for a second but i apologize on behalf of the retards who did
>>205512282Burt raping him or Jet is the only thing that would save the show
>>205512291Because he has spent weeks groping the women and that's a bad look
Te amo Binx
alex should be with binx instead of his fat whore divorcing wife
>>205512286He was probably cut out of the money because he is a dangerous junkie and would have blown it all and his family gave him some vague "if you prove yourself" condition that he will never meet
>>205512306>yeah man
Reminder that by this point in season 2, We had the Jimmy mallet meltdown and everything that preceded it
ben is so coolofc he has a dope iphonegod i love him so much
>>205512278>65 dollars
>>205512322PayTriots stay strong
>>205512254I laughed
>>205512326she's so fucking trashy. It makes my dick hard
>>205512219>youre good youre good>yeah youre good>youre goodkino...........
>Simbal is anxious
>>205512322What could it be? silently sulking, or crying?
>>205512289They'll change their minds when Sam comes back tonight.
>>205512370good badboy
Did someone catch what was on Ben’s phone when he pulled it out?
pay is such a brat and deserves more plushies and positive tts
>>205512278Most based TTS in history
>>205512259they should, this is not friend tank, disgusting things will happen in the next days/weekshe is strong enough to win it, but simps will support binx with all costmizzy is too nice to stay in fishtank, right?
>>205512246They should go through with it because immunity was already decided, but then hold off with eliminations for at least two more weeks.
How are they not aware of livestreaming? What the fuck even is Hulu?
THAT DUMB BITCH PAYTON IS GOING TO STAY TILL THE END THE OF SHOW
>>205512254binx chan so skibidi
>>205512197What’s that iPhone sound from Ben’s phone?
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton told the stinky jeet about her "poop" tts and they both laughed
>>205512354i bet he uses it for cool things like texting girls and linking with his homies hes awesome
>>205512210The cell is a grim prospect.
>>205512346Do you think Binx would embrace his feeding fetish?
shave binxes head then bring bongzilla inits the only way to redeem the show
Simbal City!
>>205512352That wasn't until day 23
>>205512352It's amazing how the show just gets worse. This time it's all production too no way to blame the fish
Here's the trvke of trvkesFishtank died the day Cole left the house
friendly reminder that binx-chan is skibidi
>>205512322Warmed up to Payton this entire week, if she powers up she'll be my favourite, but it's a coinflip
>>205512367she's like an even midder sssniperwolf, plappable slut
>>205512383his lock screen was a lion.
>they said today would be a long dayI guess they were talking to the audience
>>205512254india working overtime i see
>>205512269i watched deadwood (2004 hbo show) before watching this. its great.
>>205512383Was that Ben? He seemed less gay today
simbal raped every female in famous house
>>205512278HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205512286He must be getting some small monthly payments from it or something to sustain his lifestyle. But there's no way he's going to get a bulk sum.
what is payton's accent?
>>205512322>Increasingly intense Sergei Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, No 13 Dance of the Knights playing in the backgroundI think she's planning.I'm becoming a true Paypal rn.
>>205512269southern comfort
>>205512205Imagine Payton giving you a hard handjob while completely ignoring you with a stern look on her face haha
It’s starting to feel like Binx is playing up her hatred of Signal.
>>205512441Texas dyke
hopefully production doesnt let this laron keeping his prizes thing work out
>>205512289They killed the premise for no reason
>youre funny audience
>>205512278holy based.
>>205512278hellhouse
what if I just didn't show up today??
>>205512400candy crush, he mentioned in his podcast he's addicted to it
Admit it, /ftl/ Payton winning would be the ending with the biggest narrative pay-off
>>205512408he should do the shaving
>>205512197>Troons now simping for Paytroon>Redditors simpong for Granny BinxKek
>>205512350>Missed out on a literal fortune >Married to a 600lb mexican whoreGrim
>>205512454forced date with stressed reluctant payton that ends with footsie under the table and fondling each other under a blanket on the couch while she watches me play halo 2 on heroic because legendary is too hard
>>205512438He would lose it all in the monkey sanctuary he wants to make
>>205512278Haha poop so funny
>>205512472would be pretty dope big guy
Why did Binx insult symbol I missed it
>>205512472still a nigga
>>205512438for paying the bills yeah but he sucks dick for gear dont kid yourself
vvv TRVKE vvvi farted n it stinks real bad haha eeewwww
>>205512472chill
>>205512472Then the show dies
>Jet, this is your last chance to keep the audience. Don't fuck this up.
>>205512352Why do people lie about when S2 events took place constantly
well if they do try and vote mizzy out, I hope sam goes "oh, she got immunity for building a table. I forgot"
2 people quit in 2 days and another wants to quit. How do we fix this
>>205512472that would be pretty funny
>>205512472pee pee poo poo
>>20551247290% of people immediately stop watching
>>205512455>binx is a tryhard pickme guys!wow no way wooow
Has it ever been this grim?
>>205512289The whole idea of FT was that contestants while they're on the show believe it is famous house until they're kicked or they leave and THEN they find out the truth, that this isn't just the first season of a BB clone with failed experimental ideas, but an actually already existing show with successful experimental ideas. Now that they've broken kayfabe, the confusion and paranoia and the scheming the contestants had which drove the entertainment value of the show is completely destroyed. What motivation would the contestants have for being entertaining and going along with production's shenanigans at this point? All that can possibly happen now is for it to become hellhouse where they're forced to do crazy shit for that would be the only reason to continue watching it.
>>205512415BORING GIRL, won't power up, she'll just cry in the corner
>Burt will not wank anytime someone asks>Binx wont ever play with her girl cock for the streamWhy do people but Binx coin?
What is Simbal's signature catch phrase?
>>205512472What if you got a job instead of pretending to be a micro e-celeb on 4chan
>>205512472What do you mean, man? You need to get the boxing gloves and Scott in there STAT
>>205512472you're a fraud
>>205512459what if they tell them that whenever someone leaves of his own accord the fishbucks he loses will be split between all the others?that way they won't want to vote him out to get his bucks when he leaves on his own.
>>205512472ok so you aren't showing up today is what you're getting at
>>205512472the show would fall apart.you need to save it, sam.
>put the guy jerking off constantly behind a paywalljewish move
I’m gonna SWAT Greg again lol
>>205512472honestly amazed sam showed up for 2 weeks straight as is
>>205512472What if you killed Burt with a hammer
>>205512472Goran will make 2 leave before you guys can shave their heads and smear poop in their faces
morale status
>uhhh yeah you’re not Famous House or on Hulu. You’re on a livestream with 10k viewers. The sponsors aren’t real either. We tricked you to make you look like assholes. What do you mean you don’t care anymore and want to leave now?
>>205512352It seems it's going to get better from here. I'm glad I didn't watch much until yesterday
>>205512335good, that's what you want from a woman.
SEND IN JASON GOLDSTRIKER
>>205512508by doing a long drawn out endurance challenge where they are confined to a small room together
>>205512322Do you think there's a possibility that her next move is kissing me? Just checking, no worries if not
>>205512476You misspelled Burt
>>205512472fuck that, we want the celland break something else
>contestants don't care if they wingrand prize needs to be bigger in the future (if they do this again)
>>205512472GreatJust tell me now so I can stop watching this boring shit
>>205512476actually the mizzy ending is the most kino
>>205512516Season 2 was way more grim with contestants dropping like flies
Laron dresses like jet thinks he dresses
>>205512524>I'm worried about the groping thing
>>205512516nigga shut up
>>205512472Fat
>>205512524HOW CAN HE TOUCH
how long does it take them to gift a plushie after someone purchases it on the site? do they have like 50 of them in the basement or do they go out and buy them?
>>205512415Manifesting her power up. Her development would be kino.
>>205512472fuck you
>>205512519exactly. but they're not gonna be forced to do crazy shit, they'll all just walk
>>205512476>Do nothing>Win the showWow great narrative
So they really aren't gonna give them shit to do? Really Jet you are gonna let them mope and cry and complain about quitting all day just to put them in the cell tonight and you think that is gonna go well?Expect half the remaining cast to be gone by tomorrow morning.
did i hear chat pings over dining room cam a little while ago?
>>205512472hell yeah G!you know jet runs a tight ship and can handle it.
>>205512524You are on the menu!
>>205512506would honestly be such a big way to fuck with them if you told them right before voting. They'd have to think of who to vote for without scheming
Calling it now Jet will post a message on Twitter saying it's a reset day and he's ordered pizza
Binx is a whore.
>>205512472the world would be a better place if you never showed up anywhere, let ben, stein and nick run fishtank
>>205512278I kneel
burts crankin stick
>"use the plushie burt">he starts jerking off with it under the blankersWHAT THE FUCK
Burt's jerking it
>>205512539they're acting the exact same.
How do they pull pic related off every single time
>>205512472Then it would unironically be over.
>>205512197How will Burt react once it’s reveal that Payton is a MAN?Will he try to fuck HIM?
>>205512582yeah ben opened the site to show simbal
>>205512354i heard one of the girls say android phone in a mocking tone yesterdaywhy are americans obsessed with iphone?
>Burt immediately goes back to spurtingJesus christ
>>205512524COBRA, I GOT THIS
>>205512495classic zoomer humor
payton wont even look a the freeloaders kek
>>205512554a car smashing into the front wall and bisecting mizzy against the fireplace would be pretty cool
>>205512278Poop niggas I kneel
Did anyone hear mizzy just say>I love fishtankshe said it quietly so maybe no one else heard, but I’m pretty sure this bitch knows.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD DOING? TTS IS TALKING TO HIM AND HES JUST JERKING IT
why does this man not jerk it in the bathroom wtf
>>205512550I genuinely think atleast half of the problem is that they are convinced that Binx has it in the bag.If jet was a bit more high energy the production crew would already start ramping up pressure on her to convince the fish they have a fighting chance.
How are smaack fans dealing with it?
Burt is about to fuck a plushie in the penthouse
Unironically, what is his problem?
>>205512322>her next move.leaving
what the FUCK is with burt holy shit
>door navigation script v2 for mpvhttps://pastecode.io/s/ptatr3g9>working playlist + grid camhttps://pastecode.io/s/4ma6r5ou
>>205512633being too based
>>205512603ONE NIGHT SLOW CONTENT!??! ITS OVER!!! NOOOOOO
>>205512422you're actually pissed. why reply with this lmao
>There is no zipper or hole in the plushieTTS really gonna get Burt to fuck the stuffed animal kek
NOT THE PLUSHIE
>>205512619mizzy knows everything
>>205512603the neptunian cycle
>>205512633hmm not sure maybe its the unmedicated paranoid schizophrenia and autism
>>205512472if you're gonna be gone all day it better be because you're hauling this retard back in
BURT NO DONT DO THAT
>>205512524I BELIEVE HE STILL CAN WIN
Very bad things are happening in the Penthouse right. Very... very satanic things.
>>205512472G. you got to talk with Burt about fucking the plushies
>>205512619nothing gets past this guy
>>205512472show ends
guys i thought i was getting bored of watching Burt jack off but this is next level, I kneel
COME ON BRO
How did they not figure it sooner when the prize is 50k? The average age is like 30, the prize is even more of a joke for someone that age
HE'S FUCKING A TOYffs burt you fucking retard
>>205512472put me in the le screencape !!
>>205512603i dont know if they can pull it off tonight
>>205512635
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURT PLEASE STOP
>"Use the plushie Burt">He puts next to his head and cuddles it briefly, making me thinking he intuitively perceives a plushie's use to be for cuddling>Then he did it again
>>205512631I've made peace with itshe deserves to go back to society instead of dealing with these spergs
>>205512367
>>205512619retard
DEAR NEPTUNE
BURT'S FUCKING THE PLUSH
>>205512472Please break stuff man
>>205512197We are back a S2 GrimtankGrim
FUCK IS THIS NIGGA DOING
trvth nvke: show sucks without smaack the snack
Friendtank with Sam present works
Why am I laughing at a black schizo jerking off?
It's a gay show
>>205512631sad
>>205512607theyre mutt beasts obsessed with materialism
>>205512677I TOLD YOUI FUCKING TOLD YOU HE'D FUCK THE PLUSHIE
>>205512658Sam hates this beaner. Someone should tell him how pissed Sam got when he said he wasn’t gonna lift with him
>>205512454never got head from a dyke but i heard it can be surprisingly good
>>205512691switched to this unprompted, there are tears in my eyes
OPERATION HAGDEATH>bring in young e-girl freeloader that claims to be a twitch streamer>shower her with plushies and positive tts>pause all plushies and tts for binx>have new girl make passive aggressive remarks about how old binx is e.g. "omg you look so good for your age", "ya i stream on twitch but im going to college cuz i dont want to be doing it when im like 30 lol"
he's jerking off again? das craaaazy
>>205512524You're on the menu, baby!
>>205512635>>205512633sam is fine with having a mentally ill gay man jerk off endlessly on his website but loses his mind if a girl is slightly suggestive
>>205512611
WHAT THE FUCK
b2 curse...
>>205512516>S1 after Jon left>S1 after Vance got eliminated>S2 when Chip showed up after Cole quit>S2 when Summer got kicked >S2 after the mallet incident>multiple dead stretches of S2 that were so grim I erased them from my memory
>>205512445Payton has gained 30 endorsements in the last 24 hours.
PRINCE WILL BE RICH AS KING
>>205512661Ahahahahahahah
>>205512269smaack clips
>can't even microwave the sex plushie
>>205512637how would you feel being a sex addict schizo being put on this show?
Can you retards stop replying to fake tripfags?
>>205512724Sam is 100% the kind of older man who pays Burt for some time.
FUCK YOU JET
>>205512719SAM - MEMORIZE THIS
>>205512524Velcome to my vorld
>>205512631>the show goes to low-energy nontent immediately after she leavessad but vindicated
lmao they got the blur out just in case
>>205512720anybody know what brand those pants are
alt right chuds are currently watching a gay black male repeatedly coom on his bedsheets
niggas want to vote off the content. every. fucking. season.
>>205512669>>205512677>>205512684Your plushie. His choice.
Is this what you wanted, anons?Are you pleased with yourselves?Are you happy?
>>205512641>grid camyou've set this wrong, you're potentially going to have people connecting to a distant server, rather than the one closest to them, it should behttps://livepeercdn.studio/hls/2351d1qe6dufdswt/index.m3u8what are you, Swedish?
>>205512574As if S1 and S2 didn't go exactly like this.
>>205512648he is literally chris chan level of autistic just smart at math. this is the origin story of the downfall of burt
Burt is a hypersexual gay man with an onlyfans are you guys are surprised he's stroking his burt?
>>205512719JEEEEEEEEEEET
>>205512731PACK YOUR SHIT, YOUR REPLACEMENT IS HERE
>>205512607iPhone is seen as more high-class than Android despite the iPhone being the model that is given to welfare receiving poorfags. (Not joking.) It's cope.
>>205512631Smack had fans?
>binx overtook alex in endorsementsI hate siteniggers so so so much
The only way I could see them salvaging the season is if they have something radical in store. Something like speedrunning two seasons in one - if they chose a winner from this group at the end of week 3 and then brought in a whole new cast for weeks 4-6, and connected them somehow. Knowing the wigger crew, nothing like that is going to happen.>>205512297If they have nothing else up their sleeve, it's basically on par with season 2.>>205512322>Hopefully I get voted off tomorrow so I can keep my money. If not, I'm just going home
>Not boiling the plushie so he can fuck itNGMI
>>205512719genius
>>205512700and that's the double truth, ruth!
>>205512524You’re on the menu anon
>>205512719would be extremely funny so it wont happen
>>205512761if they actually do another vote and they vote mizzy out theres no way they let her leave she will just become a freeloader
We got to get Burt to fuck the plushy and get production to walk in with another one half way through
Bring more Indians maybe?
>>205512719make sure shes 21 and talks about her older boyfriend
they are 100% telling binx to convince people to stay on
>>205512719Kek, this actually isn't bad idea for an entire season.
aw hell nah
STOP IT BURT
I FUCKING LOVE WATCHING A GAY NIGGER JERK OFF FOR WEEKS STRAIGHT!
>>205512197>MAMA, I DIDN'T MAKE ITNah WE didn't make it
>>205512733SLOWBUTSTEADY>>205512782tbqh while her stocks are diminishing due to the e-thoting, alex's stocks have straight up plummeted since the reveal
Where’s Binx?
>>205512795nigga in WHAT world would that happen
>>205512770Kek
the cell ALREADY?
>>205512733This is big. Invest in Paypal stock NOW
>The only content left is whether or not a gay black man is going to fuck a plushie
>>205512719impossibly based for sam and jet to pull off
>>205512631Whether she stayed or left, it was a win-win, so I'm fine
>>205512760It's almost all men in the house too. All the losers will desperately have to follow around Payton on the cameras from now on
>everyone "talking strategy">no one is watching because the entire audience is watching a gay black man fuck a plushie
>>205512719WIGGERS HIRE THIS MAN
Production needs to clip this and show it on the TV
>>205512782that’s nuts
>>205512770>you're disgusting
dawg
>>205512817dining room
THE PIXELATION HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Soak the plushie in milk
dubs and I reach out to burt after the show and have sex just to say someone from /ftl/ did it, I'm already gay idc
>>205512818nobody likes her but sam and burt
>>205512811josie rape foreshadowing?goranian or neptunian?
>Spend over $1,000,000 on a house, cameras, audio tech, staff, food, etc to try and make a huge production of a reality show>Have a team on standby 24/7 to try and craft the best viewing experience & storylines possible>2 weeks in your most riveting content is the black schizo you picket, under the sheet masturbating in complete silence with a plushie Art guys, memorize this
oh lawd he gooning
Burt's fucking Laron the Crocodile what do we do
omg
I still don't know what they were thinking with trying to do normietank, this entire show is about young, terminally online autist retardsif I want big brother I can watch big brother
JESUS CHRIST BURT. YOU JUST GOT THAT PLUSHIE
How can you masturbate so much like Burt? Is it supplements? Are gay tops like that?
Burt is your average /trash/ poster
>>205512784Could be interesting to do a reset every 2 weeks where the winning fish are used as plants in the "new season"
Yooo it looks like burt is fucking the stuffed animal in the ass while he's jerking it off
Who the fuck jerks off with the cover??? Fucking psychopath
this nigger has no shame
>>205512856exactly. she's not getting the trish treatment just because she lets sam put cigars out on her
>paypigs begging for people to staywhy are they paying to work for the wiggers for free?
>The Cell>counting rice >Fatty >Hell House
Fishtank would have been better with Smack!
Is Burt naked under the blanket?
>>205512607it's women. having green text messages (Android, so no imessages) means you're poor and a loser. It's an ick. But it's just an excuse to reject a guy. They won't actually care if they like you.
>>205512731S2 was like this every few days after the reveal. 2 or 3 days of shit ideas then a good day or 2 then even more days of nothing
>>205512832director cam is always that fucking bad
>>205512868>>205512860>>205512858>>205512845advancing culture
Did Alexis leave? Was she kicked or did she leave willingly?
It's a rape show
>pixeling out his jerkingSeason pass holders get cucked
imagine being the guy that bought this plushie
Now that the dust has settled, can we finally all agree that Season 2 mogs and is a master class in showing the deteriorating condition of the human mind?
B2 figuring out Alexis stole the candy
>>205512885you dont even know what show you are watching anymore
>>205512872I want to know this as well, he's not even wanking traditionally either just rubbing his cock a bit and he does a Burt Spurt.
>>205512903she quit but nobody will tell me why
>>205512259Mizzy would be the only one I'd be happy to see leave right now retard.
where is goldstriker???
We're so back
>cums>interrogates tts about male demographicsthis nigger's life is exhausting
Why does he do it?It's not like he gets really into it or enjoys it. Might as well just've scratched an itch the way he acts.Is it because of the fantasies? Is constant masturbation all that's keeping people around him safe?
>>205512908I'm already laughing thinking about others touching itHoly shit
How long before burt just starts jerking off in the den with everyone in the room?He's scared he'll get in trouble with the showrunners for fucking the teddy when he's been jerking off for 10 minutes?
Apeyton
>>205512899at least the contestants had personalities, like it was fun to hate on brianthese people are all just meh
So Burt is gonna become one of the biggest Only Fans creators after this i assume
I'm somewhat of a freak myself
>>205512896You know the answer
Payton is very high energy right now.Im thinking we're back.
Let's go Sim - Alliances are being reformed and I know you will find a way to turn things in your favor.
>>205512913ok
>>205512770kino image
>Burt will fuck a plushie if it's okay with production and if the microwave gets fixedThey really have to do something about my nigger Burt.
>>205512870It was obvious from season 2 that the terminally online MDE fans are too aware and it ruins the show
>>205512719I like the way you think hombre
>>205512917She was worried about this affecting her job. She has a kid and doesn't want to end up in that situation.
>>205512472Is it time for Sam to pull 12 hours days again in the tank boys
The true hellhouse was getting racist chuds to pay $100 to egg on a schizophrenic black man fucking a stuffed animal
>>205512913yeah
>>205512917She didn't want to jeopardize her nursing career or her son's privacy.
>>205512927he jerked off in b3 with simbal right next to him
>mizzy still unironically believes the famous neighborhood shitthis bitch is so brain dead yet she believes she's smart
>>205512903>>205512917It's a shame what goldstriker did to her... He really didn't need to go that far
>>205512917>>205512903Watch the show and don't ask questions
>>205512917She had a panic attack 2 days ago and she's been on.Edge ever since. She left.Because she's a nurse and she realized this is a torture show
>>205512770We've come so far to be right back here
webm of burt fucking the plushie pls
>>205512925Genuine gooner and addict, when I was a highschool lad I was jerking off 4 times a day, it got to a point some days where I'd start masturbating and get tired midway and stop and go do something else
What if, there are actually someone in the season 2 house, what if it's true, it could be
>>205512870>terminally online autist retardsGoing this route, you just end up with a bunch of fans. It's hard to cast for something like this without using aspiring actors, who are going to be more normie than internet autists.
>>205512933Payton has broken free of her Alexis chains. Independence arc.
>>205512917Her kid died dude. Stop bringing it up. Not funny
>>205512688>no spin to start the vortexngmi
>>205512631Heart broken that i'll never get to see her again outside of her cringe ass positive content, but happy she didn't get corrupted by Pedo Hyde & the wigger crew
>>205512870they thought that everyone being fans was bad which was true but they went too far the other way
why didnt josie ever masturbate on stream
>>205512930he has zero sex appeal which is the funniest part
they should hand over the presidency to payton as she was the vice and give her the immunity, might encourage her moving forward
SYNCHRONIZED GOONING
>>205512917Her kid and Nurse Job and generally just feeling homesick
How retarded do you have to be to cast normies to be on a BB type show and act surprised when everyone wants to leave after doing so well for 2 weeks and grew a normie audience I hate Jet so much
anyone else notice the director cam going to random empty rooms and just being worse in general today compared to other days? jet might be going a little heavy on the galaxy gas down there
>>205512823Imagine not being a day 1 PayPal.
burt thinks it's a camshow now
>>205512917It was pretty bad.
lmao binx put a cup of coffee in the air fryer to heat it
>>205512913depends how S3 goesseason 2 cast is so unlikable it kinda ruined the whole thing, but I have the most nostalgia for it I think it's the most "neptunian" it'll ever get. that house was so great.
imagine the whiff of amora you get from binx without changing clothes nor showering off madone
Does anyone have that 3d map of the s3 house?
>>205512933Ben needs to show her the site like symbol then she’ll go full fishy pay
>>205512993She's nontent and should get kicked off
>>205512989josie's dick is too big to hide
>>205512999director cam has always been shit
>>205512929yeah man it was epic hearing shinji yell obamna and watching tj swing his arms while tayleigh sat around smoking. good times
>>205512913always has been and always will be
>>205512976She went outside yesterday and a bunch of kids called her a retard on livestream and she cried btw
>>205512976maybe if they sold it but i dont think they did
>>205512939cymbal is bae!!
>nnnyeaahhhhtf is that thing she does?
>>205512658Jet, don't do this. Everytime this happens, they always come back with a massive ego and it destroys their rep forever.
>>205512472they need G back
>>205512999show is actually falling apart right now
lmfao just imagine the paypig who actually spent money for that plushie
The dichotomy between the dining room and penthouse is something
If production makes the freeloaders sleep in there again tonight they're committing a sex crime
If payton and sneed leave the wiggers need to do something drastic like bring taylor and TJ in without either of them knowing about the other.
>>205513034i wish they had stoned her to death
>>205512823I actually did endorse her first but switched to Ian.
>thank you dangle danny
>>205513026>NontentWe don't use that word here
Bust wants to know if the other popular contestants were also men because he refuses to let go of his “this is all so I can have gay sex” delusion
>>205512330lol. imagine being a fan of this shit and this is your list of people to "save" the show. pathetic. "muh run the same script again" just admit this shit sucks.
The fact Burt still thinks TTS is a computer is pretty funny the contestants are pretty faggy this season I can't wait for Jeremy gold to punch the kitchen apart
THE CELL?! This show is run by hacks
>Payton is flirting with BinxNew mommy found, she'll stay now
>>205512998everyone expected drop outs after the reveal including production. a lot of them stayed longer than people thought they would
>>205513004is it not? He'll make the show into one anyways
>>205513022Who’ville looking mug
>>205512981>TJ-like arc except less forced and not retardedNot happening but her actually adapting and winning would be very Neptunian
>>205512719
>>205513030unironically better than this shit
>>205513004It is what Burt makes it. He won't take no for an answer.
I have analyzed the penthouse camera and I see 0 wet stains on burts underwear or sheetsIt leads me to believe hes either not finishing or hes pretending, hes also lacking a boner
>buy a plush toy for a schizophrenic gay man>he immediately rapes it
HOLY SHIT KEKNigga flashed us
HOLY FUCK JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY
binx humping the table!
>>205512472Sam make the place smaller, force the contestants together the place is too big.
binx pussying painting her period on the dining tableTHIS GROSS BITCH GOTTA GO
>>205513059Goranian
DOC CROC!
shrine for queer male dating show
i am fucking disgustedwhat did this bitch just say?
>>205513084that cant feel good
>Payton visibly flirting with Binxis this allowed
>Paying 250 for a plushie so josie does a little danceBroke>paying 250 for a plushie so burt fucks it and then thanks you and will remember your name forever Bespoke
has there been a single "high octane" moment this season? I honestly just watch twitter clips and there's been nothing in my feed
Can we bring in torture tank already? I hate binx
>>205513084What the fuck. I thought it was just a meme
>>205513084the plush toy owes Burt sex
>rubbing her period pussy on the dining tableWhy THE FUCK are women so gross?!
why is burt allowed to get away with this?why do fans love him?
>>205513067binx and payton have had a nice relationship since at least the bedroom shuffle
>>205512719This. As much as I want her to win, she really needs to earn it
>>205513084lmao how many times is it already today
burts funky weiner
>>205512413trvke
Who is going to win the Cell?
new>>205512197>>205512197>>205512197>>205512197>>205512197
Binx becomes more insufferable by the minute
>>205513122It's a gay show
Binx is repulsive
>the girls want a girl freeloader>paypay needs a mommy role model>i need bliccyFishtank NEEDS bliccy rn
>>205513139what's the issue?
>>205513125The reveal yesterday was it
Bring in Jeremy Fragrance
>>205513084MY SIDESRAPETANK
>>205513084
>>205513153nice
>>205513122paypay needs a new mommy. i ship it over alinx
>>205512989She literally did
>>205512472go suck some more tranny cock
>>205513155They need to cut off one of her limbs and kick her off the show
>>205513125Simbal humiliation ritual probably comes the closest
>>205513135>>205513120>>205513109You have to be 11 to post here kids
>>205512719Unironically they could just put claire in and have her do this for half the price
>>205513122Finally the true best couple comes to fruition
>>205513168POWER
>>205513125fishtank just startedtrust the plan
>>205513176link?????
>>205513168He might actually do it since he was on Big Brother
>Burt writing down the names of people who he will personally fuck after the show endsThe hunters have become the hunted
I don't understand how you guys can watch this show live. It's got its moments but most of the time it's like listening to people make small talk in the break room at work, depressing.
>>205513153KEK! Get trolled normies!
>>205513160i doubt she comes back after what sam did to her in bitchtank
>>205513186women are disgusting
>payton calling out jets acting
>>205513160>entire brand is ironic rape jokes>sam jiggles her fat belly and she kwabs out of the showshe can stay gone
>>205512929s2 had more character, but they were all dysfunctional and got kicked for it. These people are actually too normal and keep quitting.
>>205512719the worst part about seeing an actual funny idea on /ftl/ is knowing that the idea is all you'll ever get
>mizzy doesn't remember how alexis left
didnt think it could get this bad, but i REALLY, REALLY miss tayleigh
>>205513190
>>205513190are we shipping it?
>>205513003Couldnt be me, our queen remains strong
>>205513053none of the people in the house would know or care
uh why does he keep saying intresting?
payton is the most sus of production
>>205513168>Sprays the Niggers and Fags with perfume till they pass out>Starts dancing
>binx pointing out the nontent
if they were actually smart they'd vote out mizzy but they're going for the weakest contestants for some reason
>>205513232but imagine the epic tts while they sit in separate rooms!
>>205513084holy fucking shit
>>205513211
Teddy would make this so much better. Ted was such a cool guy who got incorrectly dogpiled by fans.
>>205513190Fangirl v. Normie finale. Shipping it.
>>205513207>>205513212she's just insecure about being fat, she will get on the binx diet and the payton workout regimen and be fine
poop spongebob make the call
>>205513237Payton's a discord groomer
>>205513220Patinx is the one
>BRAAAAAAAP>continues talking to ttsthis nigga burt is unreal
>>205513125Yeah WILD RANDY had Alex threatning to murder and go to jail. Fucking guy was screaming
>>205513246SHE KNOWS
>>205512917ill give you 10 fishbucks if you find out
>>205513232Yeah productions job isn't to entertain the people in the house.
For investigator anon:BURT HAS A CUM STAIN ON HIS BRIEFS
I missed the reveal are they freaking out?
>>205513200He would mogg the other housemates so hard. Lets hope he is broke enough to consider it.
>>205513256Kekkkk
>>205513220>Binx and SmaackYeah im thinking we're Baack
>>205513216Nor should sheLife isn't Alexis, it's Mizzy
>>205513084Strike three Jet
>>205513122Payton wants to ravage Binx's tight little body
Kick everyone out of the house except Burt and rename the show Burt Tank. Show saved.
>>205513240Kino
>>205513220Mason (mizzy+jason)
>>205513211>In trouble with who, JET NEPTUNE?
>>205513209No doubt about it but periods are just a fact of life and something you have to come to terms with if you want to know women. Reacting like children is way more cringey than women menstruating
>>205512913yea s2 is currently being cemented in my mind as the goat, hope they have the rest of s3 figured out though maybe it'll change
>>205513084He is a gay rapist pedophile nigger
>>205513220>Smaa'Ron will never happenit's so over
so is sam actually not coming today?are the wiggers actually falling apart right now?
>>205513262Bet he tries to groom fellow Trannys and kids
>>205513125HOW CAN HE TOUCHalex vs simbalchild rape argument
>binx wants to do subathon cell challenges by herself after the showshe will do well with this fanbase
>>205512476nah that's burt
Is burt going to jack off in the cell?
>>205513246what'd she say>>205513289based
PayPay always had great potential
Red Smaack
>>205513305base
>>205513226>>205513258All aboard, they already share a bedroom. Payton offered to cuddle the night Binx was RAPED by Connor, it's happening
Why are these niggas always eating?
I want to see burt and alex locked up in a room
>>205513234
>>205513267Number one fish. He's combining goontank and braptank. He's ahead of his time.
>>205513084GATOR GATOR
>>205513301Thinking rubbing period on shit is disgusting isn't reacting like a child, retard
>>205513301>if you want to know womenI don't
>>205513346boredom
>>205513307we're in the "Sam hates Jet and they're fighting and the show is on the brink of collapse" rumor stage of /ftl/ welcome back fishtank
>>205513320Burts gonna jerk of onto Alex in the cell
>>205513339high octane jacking
>>205513339>with the door open and light onFor what purpose
>>205512669season 3 peak
they should have surly ben go start a fire in every fireplace in the house then bitch and complain about being demoted and having to keep them all going cause they cant afford the heat bill
>>205513204I follow the threads and tune in and out of the stream. Today is brutal though besides Alex overreacting to TTS.
>burt was more upset to learn an AI heard him talk to himself than the world seeing him jack off
>>205513278They were and are still a little tenseAlexis left cuz her baby diedBurt now jerks off for ttsYou missed Kino yesterday anon
Pay under Sneed and Lexi>boring girlPay under Binx>s3 winnerIt’s happening. Endorse while you can.
Can the, uuhhh, producers, make them do ANYTHING?
>>205513364its just normal indian culture dont mind him
>>205513336I miss her so much bros....
>>205513334She's the main character. someone made a schizotheory about that awhile ago but now i'm starting to believe it.
binx should be pressed way more by TTS
>>205513279He's the only one who can turn payton straight https://youtu.be/weZsKG4G8yk
"how can he touch" is the most serendipitous thing in the history of the show. simbal complaining about being touched, the defining moment of the season, followed by 2 straight weeks of groping that culminate in a "sorry if you feel that way" sob story about being abused once he realizes it's live
>>205513349>what the hell are you doing burt??!>it's for your own alex>*masturbates furiously*
Bring back wild Randy I want to see Alex freak out
>>205513316Fishtank might be unironically the best thing to land on her doorstep
Trish sucks
>>205513385burt has no shame
Are we back or is it over
>>205513336her songs are all sad :(I want to make smaackie feel safe and loved and then her songs would become happy.
It's gonna be a long day
>>205513364But she wasn't. She was mocking people who think that's what was happening. The more you talk the more you prove yourself to be an incel virgin
Paypay had the opportunity to flip from the loft harpy alliance during the screaming challenge but she chose to hold to her owner alexis
>Mizzy think she's going top 3.
>>205513392I'm sticking with Burt. Hes spurting his way to victory
>burt keeps asking things to "computer" and still doesn't understand there are 24/7 cameras
payton is getting too popular. i was here first
>>205513365It's sad how many young people here are fully committed to being failed human beings because of ideals they learned online.
>>205513336uh cute!
>>205513346I wouldn't find FT stressful, but I stress eat like Jack Donaghy from 30 rock.
tags: stuck_under_doorthick_thighspublic_usebig_assclothed
When frank comes, introduce him as wild randy and have him fuck with alex
>>205513418kill yourself
>4:15 pm>nothing has happened
>>205513425Its extremely fucking over. Nothing is gonna happen all day until the Cell which is always extremely boring nontent and half these people are gonna quit immediately.
>>205513336For me its blue Smaack but Red Smaack isnt bad.
burt farting and splurting has been the highlight of the day grim
>>205513435she's going to top me
long day status?
clean the house challenge
>>205513435Mizzy is going to win
Burt is going to save the name of everyone that buys him a plushie. any paypig could really fuck with him by changing their name to things
They bit off more than they could chew with the concept. You could have had a narrative with Sam slowly becoming more and more unhinged before exploding with the reveal, but they chickened out and just turned it into a Q & A session.
>>205513435she is correct
>>205513407Describe the theory.
>>205513458fat
Is it actual paypigs sending Sneed shit or just production trying to stop him from quitting?
I wish goldstriker and ben would've had a big fight before the reveal
>>205513392>Top three are Payton, Binx, and Simbal>Binx has kino sacrifice scene to make sure Payton gets to finale (Like Vance had with Josie in S1)>Against all odds Payton defeats the Jeet menaceCould this work
>>205513460isn't she chubby now?
>>205513257Truth
Desperately need TTS to start laying into binx.
>>205513445I hope they pressure her to do something gross or insane and she finally stops giving a fuck and gets out of her shell
>>205513406In another timeline that's a pepe on her head and she comes from a right-wing family. Maybe she would've stayed.
>>205513435and she would be correct
TAKE AWAY ALL OF THEIR FOOD AND REPLACE IT WITH ONLY GRITS
>>205513490i want him to come back out as gay ben and tell them he only did acted like a wigger to fuck with them
>>205513492vance didnt sacrifice he just lost
>>205513461>1:17pmwest coast chads rise up
>>205513257Incorrect - Ted was a nontent faggot
>>205513435She unironically is
Frank we have one last mission for you destroy binx
>>205513499but only poor third worlders hate binx
>>205513493that's like every second fishtank girl
>>205513499Be the change you want to see in the world.
when does cole show up
mizzy is honestly a good contestant because of much of a manipulative bitch she is. i don't even know if she's aware of how manipulative she actually is. and if they ever call her out on it she acts like a victim. shes a boogie type of a person
>>205513459ThisWILD RANDY
>>205513492unfortunately everyone would have stopped watching at that point
>>205513499They should remove the filter for Binx first. She won't leave regardless and it will let the others get an idea of what's in store
>>205513418i sure hope she does
>>205513482>>205513509>>205513522She's the s3 Sylvia. She's got 4th place written all over her.
>>205513514Please god it would be so funny.
>>205513488it was something about the dangers of fame. she's much younger than the rest and the rest of them were supposed to make her realize she shouldnt end up like that. also the fact that josie and tj were around her age when they won.its extremely retarded but so is sam so I wouldnt be surprised.
Reminder S2 fish only got so much "torture" because they were cringe tryhard fans. They aren't gonna go nearly as hard with these people and if you are expecting pooptank you will be disappointed.
>>205513480Yeah I agreeThey didn't stick to the original concept because they were getting scared that the slow boil wasn't going to be entertaining. Things really slowed down in the second weekIt was Luke getting ejected that was the beginning of the downfall
>>205513492>Attention starved ewhore>sacrificeI feel like you're missing something here.
>>205513529he doesn't want to show up
>Payton simps desperately trying to shill their nontent contestant Lol fuck off
>Payton trying to stop gay strategy talk until after immunity challenges to have more time for fun and gamespayton is FUN and GAMES pilled
>>205513480i feel like the Q and A was a desperate damage control after the fish completely missed the point and thought the actual reveal (the slideshow) was a find a difference game
>>205513461>23:18
>>205513492You're a fucking retard if you think Payton and simbal are top three in anything.
>>205513499Don't expect any TTS targeting any of them for a couple of days. Jet's in panic mode
>>205513534yeah the thing you do with narcissistic bitches like her is you just ignore them
>>205513257OK Smaack/Binx
>>205513493
>>205513525She is a Cuban commie pandering cunt whore it's the taytriots all over again.
>>205513480Everyone knows this would have been better, they're not retarded, but I guess not enough money coming in from Famous House.
>>205513425Production revealed that they've been lying the whole time and the show isn't as popular as they thought, and they thought it was a great idea.Now the fish won't listen to them and have no motivation, where have I seen this before...
>>205513492sorry, but payton is too weak to survive the last 2 weeks of fishtank
>>205512771I initially did this because the link you posted takes like 10 seconds to open and selects the 720p version. I think it's because mpv downloads the first gop for all resolutions and then selects one of them to play.But now I tried https://playback.livepeercdn.studio/hls/2351d1qe6dufdswt/1_0/index.m3u8 and it works, didn't know the 1_0 would work on the redirect domain
>>205513459There is no Hassle this season.
>>205513551Final challenge is getting tattoo removal.
>>205513549Cope
>>205513528Its filtered heavily right now
>>205513527many people have been saying this
Fish ranked from least likely to quit to most likely1. Binx2. Burt3. Mizzy4. Simbal5. Alex6. Payton7. LaRonI think it's very possible that within a few days there could be only 3 contestants left
>>205513435compared to the others she’s got a pretty good shot at winning the whole thing
>>205513499Paypigs love her. Really should tell you all you need to know about her fans.
>>205513559i really hope so. s2 was so gloomy and dark.
If simbal wins he will unironically spend the money to bring his indian family to the US
>Payton is still hereshe's going to win
STACY'S SON
WHO CLIPPED STACIES SON
>>205513435like her deluded fans, she thinks she's invincible because of being let in on the gaslight early and being given concessions to stuff her face past curfew and whisper about herself on loop and having her proto-"famous neighbourhood" idea briefly given life by sam, with whom she thinks she has a chance, and thinks thinks she's special for letting her know his real name after tts said it
I love that Tai types in the same way he speaks
>>205513492Payton is going to have a mental breakdown she's not going to top 3Also Binx would fuck any other fish over in a heartbeat
>>205513490idk.... he seems like the one person who gets personally offended if he doesn't get fawned over by the audience so it seems like a good strategy by production to get him to stay
Life is mizzy you guys
>>205512281She doesn't tho she just acts like dumb bitch she.
do you think they're using dedicated hardware for the cam grid/mosaic?
>>205512719There is already a 19 year old girl in the house who is on the verge of breaking, hags win again.
>>205513600Alex isn't leaving unless they force him out
>>205513458genius plot point. they should give her the chest rig and have her direct the show for a day
>>205513626Kingdom hearts ass footwear
Fish ranked by how interesting they are to watch:Burt>Alex>Mizzy>Binx>Simbal>Payton>Sneed
>>205513600Simbal should be near the topHe's already been constantly screamed at and humiliated but he hasn't budged an inch
>>205513636^Indian
>>205513641nigga he's one wild randy away from kicking the front door down and running into the woods
>>205513600sneed is trying to rally votes against mizzy right now. he just wanted to quit because he lost his power house alliance and he doesn't run the house any more. acting scared
*crowkills this thread *
Just send in Frank and Fatty so something happens
>>205513613How would you do that ironically? Just so I can understand how one might unironically do that
CONSPIRACYWhat if Binx was the 30 something that hit Sam up because her life was going nowhere, but it was too late to get her involved in S2
can someone post close up teary eyed payton
>burt pulled his dick out for over 1 second and people didn't even screenshot itits so over
>>205513648you have posted about him like 500 times dude
>>205513641Alex is demotivated from not being on Hulu and gets worked by TTS, he'll leave like Jon does
>>205513641Bullshit, he hates the audience, hates Fishtank and was desperate to be "famous" and knows he won't be now
APOLOGIZE
Bring in the poop. Now.
>>205513647>burt>repeating the same retarded schizo theories over and over for hours
>>205513682?
>>205513666No idea, not an immigrant, that's just what he saidI guess affording paperwork and plane tickets is first
>>205513682Kill yourself loser faggot.
>>205513673>burt pulled his dick outdescribe it in detail, please
>>205513492not interested in a top 2 with simbal. feels like a free win for the other person
>>205513647you forgot the minor power gap between burt and alex, and the major power gap between alex and mizzy
Shave binx's head and start throwing poop.
>>205513682teddy made me never want to see a fan again
>>205513579trish unironically deserves a good man
THE CELL - TONIGHT
>>205513647dude just watch a gay camshow if you love burt so much
>>205513682I'm so-BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>205513493She’s obese now, she was always chubby
>>205513662i would feel so unsafe seeing this surly, sturdy-wristed wigger barrelling around the house with a permanent frown
>>205513639>girlWhat does he mean by this?
>>205513668who? what?
dis nigga burt runnin around in his drawls hell na bro
>>205513682Ted I kneel
will sam be able to save the show?will poop be able to?
IT'S TIME
>>205513705binx unironically has to get hair hair shaved
i am no longer asking, jet. if i dont see any poop tonight im legit gonna chimp the fuck out.
HELL YES LETS FUCKING GO
>>205512631suicidal
>theres no way plushies are $500
goldnigger in da house!
>>205513682he just wanted to be on the show :(
>>205513708>can’t cook>doesn’t want kids>can’t clean >no job>obese >covered in tattoos >whore >brown muttYeah…no
Cell happening now. Time to see if this thing still has legs.
Would you survive the cell with Burt and Alex?
The question is: will Burt spurt in the cell?
i'm gonna go pee
Doing the cell right now seems incredibly dumb but the instant gratification retards on here are just going to clap like seals
I hope they all leave the cell immediately
>>205512719kek
this is actually the perfect time for the cell
Poop niggas shall overcomePoop niggas never die
>>205513316whore pick me
>Use the bathroom nowThey really are doing the cell
>>205513763same, see you in the bathroom
shave binxes head and replace her hair with POOP
HELL YEAH TIME TO SMOKE SOME WEED TO WATCH THE CELL CHALLENGE!
>>205513772Same. I need Jets retardation to start backfiring.
Cell time???
>>205513768Kek
I never heard Ted fart or burp.
i gotta peegrab your shit anons we meet in the next thread i hope yall ready
i want a cookie but i already had a cookie
>CellLAMETANKBORINGNONTENTGORAN
Just checked the timelife is so mizzy
This cop faggot has actually watched the show and can't help himself.
>>205513768shut up bitch its poop time
What if everyone got put in the cell? I wanna see all contestants in that tiny room while TTS Stokes Alex with tales of wild Randy
>>205513759They should have freeloaders on their way right now to plug some holes
>my actual face when they bring out the POOP
>>205513431>>205512472will Goldstriker pull it off again????>>205512603
>>205513696I wasn't asking how he procure tickets, I was enquiry about your use of the word 'unironically' to describe something literal
>>205513759I haven't seen s1, but the cell in s2/bloodgames was super underwhelming.Chances of this being Kino? I feel like Burt/Alex will instantly make La'Ron leave lol
>>205513768I'm clapping my ass in excitement
>THEYRE COMING FOR US
I am using the bathroom right now.
>The definitive fishtank challenges are counting grains of rice and staying inside of a roomGrim.
>>205513682Fuck fans. Even more repulsive than Cyro x10
payton being incredibly pretty but she's a lesbian. man there always needs to be a downside
>The cellwell see you guys next season
>>205513768These people are constantly threatening to quit and rallying against production. Fuck them. Let them weed them out
THESE WHITE PEOPLE TRYNA KILL ME
>>205512719another one of these posts that for some reason get a bunch of yous (samefags) wanting the wiggers to bring their gay fanfic to life. Fuck off.
>>205513795literally me
>>205513823thougheverbeit
>>205513824It’s going to be terrible with Normies
>>205513445
>>205513833building a table and making a super pizza
>>205513626Tai clowning on Jet never fails to make me laugh
I fucking hate this Connor cunt
It's going to take place in the Yard and audio will be shit the entire time
isnt it a bit early for cell? i thought that was the finale
payton is sexually attracted to sam and its messing with her identity
hard reset btw
>>205513829>Sneed starts panicking again
Clapping my feet together and giggling
>>205513863newfaggot
>*something that makes no sense*>what does that mean?>"I DON'T KNOW!!!"why is simbal like this
HOOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY POOP TIME
>>205513850Kill yourself faggot.
I just pissed 20 mins ago and already need to piss again I would simply piss myself in a cell situation
>>205513870Reboot retard
Are you ready for some cell kino, /ftl/?
>>205513860what's even hateable about him, he's just there
will burt spurt with everyone in the cell?
Pre cooked chicken is fine to eat cold why are these faggots so weird about it being cold?
>>205513682>The worst contestant was a fanWho could have seen this coming?
>>205513863the cell is always around day 20
>>205513863Listen, they totally have a ton of new ideas coming up! They totally haven't run out of new stuff.
Fresh start btw!>same bullshit boring challenges>same gay tts sfx spam>same lazy wigger brained faggots making the same mistakes again>same plushy begging
>>205513860Yeah, for a guy in WWE, he's a charisma vacuum
>>205513445She's the only attractive girl left, what do you expect
When are they getting Wild Randy in there to rape Alex? Seems like the only thing to look forward to right now
>>205513699he was talking to the penthouse camera then casually lowered his underwear and adjusted his dick
>>205513880Prostate cancer. RIP bro
>>205513870jet only said that so he didn't have to personally keep telling jimmy "no" every weekend
ENTER
>>205513877this but unironically
>>205513894idk I love fried chicken the next day fresh out the fridge, cold as fuck.
>>205513904>full reset
I have an idea for a challenge Jetits the cell, but its just Mizzy and Binx in bikinis in the jacuzzi
What'd Conner do
just realized the second la’ron’s clothes get stained he’s leaving
>>205513893would you spurt with burt in the cell?
omg, it's the hecking CELL, so frickin epic !
>>205513889jon won this challenge, everyone else was nontent and boring
These are people who want to be actors/models and shit. None of them are going to poop in a bucket on a livestream.
Who's shitting in a bucket first?
>>205512719HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA DOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEET JEEEEEEEEEEEET DOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEET IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO KINOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>205513928>they took this from usVGH
>>205513682I kneel
>paying money to bbc post to a lesbianbehead all paypigs
>sam just giving binx money because she wants one
>>205513893Daddy Burt gets what daddy Burt wants
>Gave Binx a free fishbuck for no reasonCoddled fucking bitch
>>205513947Have faith poop niggas we've survived worse
>>205513836my lesbian friend is super handsy with me specifically because she's not attracted to men. you should get one
>>205513973She deserves it
ok my theory:they brought in jobe and connor to poop and piss and puke in the cellthoughts?
>>205513928is smaack friends with vance gf?
>release 150 crickets into the house >challenge the fish to catch them allWhy the fuck are we not releasing the bugs jet?
>>205513944only if pay pay was watching and egging me on while calling me disgusting, freak and incel
>>205513986For what
ITS FUCKING POOP TIME POOP SPONGEBOB WONINSTANT GRATIFICATION WONCONTENT WON
>>205512719Literally just bring in Abi.
>>205513955u mad?
>>205513928CUTE!!!
>>205513949Jeet would be the most obvious but I think they will leave before anyone sharts their pants
>>205513990that explains why connor knows whats going on
>>205513935I eat sliced chicken pre cooked with lettuce and cucumber, it's good protein and low calories.
>>205513944back to back, because no homo. I don't wanna see his willy
>>205513906lol hes not in the wwe
>>205514009>quits in 3 days for no reason
>>205513985I almost managed to have sex with a lesbian.
>>205513999They paid a billion dollars for a mansion I don't think they want to do thatBut I will respect if they do
>>205513336fly her back to save the show!
do they never get fed during the cell?
POOPY TIME!!!!! HAHAHA I WIN IT'S POOPY TIME!!!!
The Cell is the highest point of every Neptunian flick, it brings out the best and the worst of each fish and the winner is always the season's dark horse (Vance, Tayleigh). The Cell in S2 also brought us Abi, so get ready for some kino. Jet it up
No one but the jeet will POOP in the cell so he vill win
>cell starting right before i'm leaving
>>205513906He’s a local “pro” wrestler kek
>>205514015i wasnt paying attention because its been shitty nontent today,but did connor and jobe stuff themselves with food prior to this?
be honest should i pick up a nicotine addiction
excellent, another challenge for the cocky jobber to lose at
>>205514001Earning them tts and plush dollars
>>205514052Yes.
>>205513928I'm going to write star trek fanfic where Im the captain of the enterprise and I land in a planet full of colorful smaacks
>>205514052no
>>205514011Yeah you're a samefagging cunt. Kill yourself.
>>205514051no connor literally said "i think we're doing the cell" then explained the concept
>>205514035I have high faith in Sam not only destroying the house but also filling it with bugs
>>205514052No you should not
>Mizzy only getting an hours supply of food for herselfdumb bitch
>>205514043They got some hog corn to tide them over in season 1
>you're 39???
>>205514049Dude, you're going to miss out on the poop
>>205514052why not. smoking looks cool. you can brood.
>>205514047>This is designated bucket? Time to redeem>BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFTHHH
jet loves zooming the camera in/out the moment i attempt to take a screenshot
>>205513505They probably were sort of right wing. her adopted family seems kid of uptight. They took her car away when they caught her smoking pot. They're very old. Currently in their 70's so even if they're libs they're old school libs. probably the only reason why she did end up on this show. She reminds me A LOT of my sister. Who was raised religious and her religiousity just transferred onto 2010's nigger lives matter fagshit. She's super sweet just like smaack and writes wordy sad songs just like smaack. Makes chaotic quirky art just like smaack. It would be weird dating someone like smaack because the parallels to my sister would be too much. It doesn't end well for a lot of these type of girls. They never feel secure even in a relationship and want artistic guys but they're usually gay and weird. They want an actual art chad to take care of them, but those are incredibly rare.
>>205514052Only if it’s to tobacco.
>Can we get a shot of mizzys trashbag full of food
>>205514047he will eat it and sustain himself on it as well
>>205514052it's pretty gay after a while but it rocks when you first start. decide how much willpower you have to quit then decide.
>>205514052do whatever you want bro
>>205514052no, 100% no
>>205514030perfect
Jobe's appeal has run dry. I get it, he's Ian, but not genuine. Quit focusing on him with the PTZ.
>>205514068lol i didn't even respond to the original post, take it easy fat boy
isn't the cell a big brother thing that fishtank stole
>>205514086potnigger crying
>>205513928take me back
They have a lot of space in this house to come up with cool challenges but they keep doing the same shit
mizzy's eating habits are so fucking funny
>>205514086Jesus, fucking kill yourself you pathetic loser.
Circus Suit.
>>205514047he has the natural advantage
>>205514052not if you can't afford it.
>>205514011Are you? Stop watching then. S3 is still better than S2, jimmyfag.
>>205513641They should bring in Trish to entice him to stay
>>205514052fuck no
>>205514052yep, you would look kinda coolerthe only cons are that it costs money, makes your health worse, makes you stinky, makes your home stinkyso yeah pretty good idea bro go for it
>>205514052why would you do that>umm it looks cooloffset by the fact you'll smell like shit
>>205514138Trvke
Can you post your best paytons in the next threads
>>205514052No. Worst thing you could ever start. I wish I never started
mizzy really is letty but less funny and twice manipulative
>>205514052Unironically never start
>>205514030Jimmycord propaganda
>>205514138no i'm fine and i hate jimmy b tee dubs
>>205512528say thanks for the idea goran
>>205514052>Starting to smoke as an adultRetard, you're supposed to get addicted as a teen
>>205514171mizzy is genuine. letty is a troll
on a scale of 1 to 10 how poopy will this cell be?
>>205514086Introduce me to your sister, I am as normal and well meaning as a guy who's been posting on 4chan since 2009 can be
What exactly has been good about this season prior to the reveal? Except for Burt
migrate>>205513095>>205513095>>205513095>>205513095>>205513095
>>205514200>mizzy is genuine
Vance is still calling Sam "G"
jobe either wins this or walks out silently and starts to drink. no other outcome for him.
>>205514203zero
>>205512528great idea, JET ARE YOU READING THIS NIGGER?
>>205512719lmao please do this jet
>>205514203not much, they will leave when they gotta poop because they're bitchesno one is jimmy tier here
Cigarette delivery would be a good gag even if nobody except Alex smokes There would just be hundreds of half lit cigarettes all over the floor
>>205514214stands for Goldstriker
>>205514082>>205514156>>205514157>>205514198i didnt say smoking
>>205514086>art chadenter
>>205514086You've never even gotten a whiff of vagina, how the fuck can you act like an authority of analyzing girls?
>>205514171mizzy is a normie and way more self absorbed. nothing like letty besides sam wanting to fuck both of them
>>205514210you cook like a retard. burnt out mutt lover
>>205514261That guy clearly fucks quit hating
>>205514239if you're gonna vape or chew tobacco that's even more retarded
new>>205514299>>205514299>>205514299
>>205514307fucking RETARD
>>205514302what about zyns. the package looks so cool
>>205514307don't split threads just bake when the other one is done man it's even more retarded than the other bake
>>205514206she got knocked up by a chemistry teacher surfer guy with traumatic brain injury and got a restraining order on. She's just kind of accepted she's going to be a quirky artist single mom
WHY IS BINX IMMUNE WAT THE FUCK
>>205514495she blew Sam
>>205512917her Black ex came back from getting smokes and found out she was a celeb and threatened to take back their son since she abandoned him to flash her pierced tits to a small audience of braindead samsimps
>>205514469I unironically don't mind single moms
>>205512339jet would enjoy it too muchfrank should rape jet instead and then burt should rape frank as karma
