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end the show
i hate time travelling
stop looking at payton's crotch
strike status?
there is no recovery from this reveal
lol alex gets 0 positive TTS, do people actually hate him now or are they blocking the + ones?
I hate this show and I hate 4chan
>>205533652
realistically anyone still paying is retarded because they showed very early that the polls are rigged by forcing 50/50s on who should leave
Anyone else love Fishtank?
>>205533858beanbag physique
>>205533877no
took them ONE day to ruin the show completely beyond recovery spoiling two weeks of careful build up
https://voca.ro/197dPJ138Xsg
>>205533850Can you go back in time and make sure I dont make that one decision
love ttshate sfxsimple as
There's no way this show will last four more weeks right?
>>205533877perhaps
>>205533859yeah they did it way too soon
>run out of balls>try to reuse balls and get caught>"we're gonna do better">run a poll and rig it around 50/50 while having fake ass banter on site popups to squeeze every last penny out of paypigsJET I KNEEL
I stopped watching when alexis left to drink loads of beers what happened after? I see la'sneed, why?
Payton's cute bum
>>205533877
cleh
easily top 5 most kino shot in ftl history
>>205533877I only love Famous House
Hey Jet you fucked up the season
>tee hee sa--i mean jeremy smoking cigars doesnt bother me>tee hee can JEREMY *wink wink* come up and destroy some more things tee hee
CHEERSTO FAMOUS NEIGHBORHOOD!
bizarre that this counter-strike lie is the one Alex CAN'T give up lol
alex is such a stupid motherfucker, he keeps doxing himself
>>205533895im with you there anoni think they are holding off on the black nigga because of burt though which sucks. i thought they would go more with it now that piss pussy baby faggot nigger was gone
bit idea: have the fish pay fishbucks to sam for advice
>>205533903that's weird haha how is there 50/49 when theres no third option *hits galaxy gas*
>>205533863Hes like Jon, most entertaining so he gets the hate. If you get positive TTS you're probably nontent and a girl with simps
>>205533916they used to call him anti-cheat
>>205533903>try to reuse balls and get caughtLMAO what??? how did this happen?
>>205533895>NOOOOOO I NEED MY DAILY 6 HOURS OF AI SLOP
>>205533892doomers say thisbut you're gonna keep watching and tomorrow you'll be saying Jet and Sam I kneel IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/JaX_Money_Crew
jet neptune dies today
>>205533866canyon
I've been looking but I can't find Alex's CS team?is he full of shit?
>>205533903>literal bred-from-birth supersoldier with carbide ceramic bones, gene modifications, and a constant cocktail of performance enhancing drugs, wearing billion dollar alien tech power armorvs.>a malnourished syphilitic orphan with tuberculosis
Please put Alex Stein or Frank in the house as "Wild Randy". Alex said its on sight with Wild Randy, I want to see him cower in front of them.
>>205533914she has such a jewish lower face
>>205533851
>Imagine being indianCan you?
>>205533910
>>205533903>fixed poll after the ball incidentLol
Make the right choice pardner
>>205533949
>>205533946old ahh lying ahh
the master chief/randy shit was funny for like 10 seconds before I realized the poll was being rigged and it was just another ploy to scam paypigs
You know what S3 needs? MORE RAPE
>>205533953Not sure if it's him here but the name of the team is legithttps://youtu.be/dF6Dpw2RmQw?si=fLPZ8GZSRvxUdGOr
>>205533892>this guy is also the same guy complaining that Frank Hassle isn't in there right now shitting in Red Solo Cups and dumping brown piss on people
>>205533942nah I’m just turning it on every 30 minutes or so to watch in awe at how badly they destroyed the season to milk paypigs
>>205533942all of the fish are checked out and in pure disassociation mode, they wont be entertaining you any more, enjoy 4 weeks of tts spam and goranian freeloaders
>>205533959Bruce jenner
What are Alex's tiktoks like?
>>205533909when she saw boone take off his beret
>>205533877yes, but honestly liked Famous House more
>>205533960But I’m not Indian
they seem to be acclimating. They should do a 5k challenge once a week
There were CONSTANT challenges during S2's Cell. What the fuck happened? Why aren't there any challenges?
no refunds btw
How has Alex adapted already
jet neptune is working very hard to stop the further decline of season 3!
>IT’S FUCKING SAVING THE SEASON TIME!!!!
THEY MADE US COUNT RICEEVERY SINGLE FUCKING GRAIN
>>205533937when Binx was having her period party in the closer B2 cams "went down" but Jet is literally fucking retarded and kept hallway cams up and they quickly ran into B2 and filled trash bags with balls and then jet said "okay enable B2 cams"chat revolted and they went from >we didn't do that guys!to>guys it was just a joke are you seriously mad?to then>okay fine have it your wayand then finally>we're sorry we'll do betterJet is incredibly based for scamming paypiggies
>>205534013>>205534003stockholm syndrome
>>205534008ran out of sand
>>205533977yeah I saw that team, but he's not on the roster>>205533946also he mentioned he was on "team super" which I can't find him onhe said he played vs samsung white and blue and I couldn't find those matches
>>205534008One of tonight's mini challenges was who can clap the fastest. Just don't even bother at that point.
>>205533973no stefans, alexes or bernards on that player list
I'm going to go spurt real quick. Ping me if Binx shows her pussy
Imagine how bad this season would be if Alex and Burt weren't in the house. They really got lucky with casting.
>>205533957How has there been no "'Mizzy are you Jewish?" TTS?
Fuck Wild Randy
>uhh can I get paid now? send more honks
SEND MONEY IMMEDIATELY SIR
Just checked the hashtag on twitter and they are VERY invested and entertained by Master Chief and Arthur Morgan
>>205533859I can think of one
>>205534037exactamaly
I knew this was coming and it tainted the first two weeks for me. You were all enjoying it but I knew. And I was right. Fishtank has been run into the ground. It’s been on to much. They can do other reality shows but they cannot do fishtank this often.
>>205534023LMAO
>>205534013I don't think he's going to handle all the feeder and wife shit very well
>205534021ngl, I teared up when he said that
>>205534043Dios mio
>>205534021TJ el forma del Gilbert Godfried...
>>205534013s l o w b o i l
>>205534023this shit is unreal
>>205533899no chance in hell. I give it 4 more days
>>205534040surely theres atleast one paypig
>>205534023>when Binx was having her period party in the closer B2 cams "went down" but Jet is literally fucking retarded and kept hallway cams up and they quickly ran into B2 and filled trash bags with balls and then jet said "okay enable B2 cams"
>>205534031probably he used to smoke so much meth he couldnt tell the difference between a match he was playing and a match he was watching
peyton is partisan choice.
samuel hyde please stop hiring drug addicted losers like jet
>>205534047nobody gives a fuck about this bitch except retarded /bant/ simps like you
>>205533980At least that would be memorable! They pampered aspiring reality tv contestants for 2 weeks and still had to kick almost half the cast now we're doing the cell with 66% of show left
>>205534043bring her in
i'm fiddling with my penis in my shorts
>>205534052Just frame it positively in the beginning when hes alone. Like how do I get my wife to eat more, and he'll get used to it.Also they just said Wild Randy fucked his wife
When does TJ show up
Binx feet?
>>205534008Balls made tons of money, TTS is making plenty of moneyChallenges don't make money, anon
>Give me your money. Now.
these payton tts are horrifying
>>205534047I don’t even like Claire but she’d probably make Jet cry from making fun of his shark costume.
Did you enjoy the last season of Fishtank Live?
>tiktok cheetah monkey babies cs 1.6This is all you need to say to alex to get him hyped
>>205534071that's exactly what I was thinking
I just think it’s boring and unfunny after the reveal. The other seasons had fun stuff like doppelgangers and competetive people. The week of camping was fun for example. The show right now is just unfunny TTS and noise spam while the fish sit around unbothered.
>>205534065we did say this S2 desu
alright just bring on fatty and frank at this point who gives a fuck
Lets all chill out and love binx!
>>205534050there wasn’t even a point to revealing it beside tts milking. this season was way more entertaining than 1 and 2. if they had tried a little harder and had some more crew it would have been believable
>>205534085hope you think of burt
>>205534085Braydon I told you to get off this site. If I come upstairs and see you fiddling in your shorts I'm going to fucking lose it.
Fuck Jet Neptunehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731132375315211.webm
How much was each ball?
>>205534072its patrician retard
>>205534043that would be too good
vance wrote all those ben and jet messages
>>205534081she would snap binx's bones and suck the marrow out
>>205534108S2 should have died
>>205534109frank isn't funny though
lol im so glad I didnt buy the pass
>>205534047dumb bitch is training her hip flexors
Someone tell Alex he'll be invited to the next all star season
>>20553412520 dollars...
>>205534031i think he may have genuinely played against these teams on LAN and got btfo'd and has been forever salty. he mentioned that he played in the "world series" which i assume he means either the CPL or the ESWC, neither of which he has any record of playing in from what I can find.
>>205534092
if it wasnt for the fact they need tts to make a profit they would never have revealed its fishtank so early, it just killed the vibe completely
>>205534107They did nothing all day and the prime time hours challenge was the cell. It's like whoever booked this shit wanted to bleed viewership.
qrd on today?
paypigs w
>>205534130basedunleash the boar
>>205534091
>>205534121
They should have introduced Fatty as the funder of Famous House before the reveal and had him come in randomly to try and imply the women should fuck him if they want to stay on the show.
>>205534107>The week of camping was fun for example
let's all love josie
Unironically not watching unless there's a Master Chief voice by tonight.
the dead and dying
Odds they end the show early?
>>205533850I love it. There is still Smaack here
LFG
>>205534140yeah its why were doing cell bullshit today.
>>205534139those are some long ass toes dude
>>205534125Twenty.Fucking.Dollars.
Guys Im worried Mizzy hasnt had 2nd dinner yet
>>205534146BasedMarston would have been good too
Alex roman salute edition
>>205534160master chief sounds like a gay retard albeit
>>205534146if this was true the season could actually be saved and fishtank as a whole could make it
binx is just wrong about thatI played that game on ps2
>>205534159>runs like a retard>gets called out for it>criesHELL HOUSE WINNER
>burt likes ratchet and clankkek. didnt expect that.
fake gamer girl confirmed
>>205534065I love reading this post at this same time every season
this doesn’t even feel like a real season anymore. it’s bitchtank quality
>>205534156They said a "producer" was gonna come in the first couple days, then they just never touched on that again
i hope i dream about ben again tonight (*´ᴗ`* )
i need the alex roman salute webm
lol are you guys still watching
That 360 Katanari game fucking sucks, has the least levels out of any remake or sequel
TJ and Fatty are guaranteed to show up based on the stills they chose to show the fish. Trust the plan TJMaxxers
somebody get my hog queen a plate full of fried meat and avocado NOW
>>205534194if it helps you to wrap your head around it all the games have naughty puns as subtitles
>>205534140>ynr they'll never do Fishtank properly and it will always devolve into meanspirited paypig farming and retarded hellhouse bullshit>post yfw
>>205534023Anon isn't lying. The youtube stream shows it clearly on hallway cam about 1:15:00 ago. That's pretty scummy even for Jet.
What was that about Russians buying Binx plushies? Literally first election interference and now this? what the fuck is their game?
the average iq of a fishtank fan btw
Anyone else see Jimmy tweet some "joke" video that had black dicks in it? He's not ever beating the faggot allegations.
>>205534198you didn't watch 1 or 2
shave their heads
>>205534162Close to zero. Sam has his waifu (mizzy) and jet has his (Payton) they’ll fix it for them while homeless guys show up and people puke.
>>205534205No. Just reading the threads.
Based paypigs. Rich chud incel neets made this gay dating show possible.
I like how when Conner says something he thinks is really cool and funny, he feels the need to constantly repeat it
CRACK clan
When does Zoltar show up
>>205534091Soon
>>205534180
>>205533901It's fine if you didn't expect to follow the show for 6 weeks.13 days is still a long time to gaslight those people, and there was some great moments.No way I had the endurance to keep no-lifing it for 4 more weeks, and it's not like I paid for a Season pass.
>>205534158It was we had Simon and Lance. Damiel crashing out on Letty. Etc. What the fuck is happening in the show right now that’s entertaining.
>>205534190If anyone ever tries to say Josie wasn't coddled in S1 again they're actually retarded
>Connor has to mention he doesn't play games every single time they're brought upinsecure much?
powtank was better than this and that fucking sucked
>It's just master chief has advanced weapons and arthur morgan is from 1902 and-HAVEA LITTLEFAITH
has today been kino?
Who said mgs4? Based
it’s just the aperture show now, it’s so fucking over
>>205534199Imagine smashing a brick into this freak's face
this aint no monkey thats gorilla
>aperture is a binx / alex fagthey dont even know he is the worst fan after cryo
>>205534237
>>205533931Can't tell if the wiggers are getting bold with what slop the pay pigs will accept or are just blasted out their skulls downstairs.
it's funny to see alex (a 37 year old man) get hyped over receiving a stuffed toy
>>205534134If you enjoyed any part of this season, if you even laughed once, you should do the right thing and just go ahead and buy a season pass. It's only 60 dollars. How much time have you spent watching the show? More or less time than playing a triple A video game? Which is 70 dollars now btw! Even if it's at a low point now, you can't deny you've had some good times here. Just go ahead and get a season pass. You can honk the horn a couple times, maybe send a silly sound effect. Either way, you owe them at least that much. They put in all this work and you can show at least a little appreciation. Thanks!
>>205534211ok now im not surprised lmao
>>205534256based pedant
>>205534231
>>205534249pure indescribably black coal
>>205534238Taxcin would unironically save fishtank. change my mind
>>205534263the Fuck was this Nigga doing on the show
>>205534243Get the fuck over it you massive faggot. It's been a year and a half.
>>205534262He's a Jimmy fag, too. Makes sense, since he's a sperg himself.
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU FILTHY FUCKING BIRD PLUSHIE
>>205534237Zoltar was so based for this
>>205534266im good
>>205534269hes the one who made it a big deal sayin monkeys have a fuckin tail and chimpanzees dont
>>205534250wyatthe said he doesn't play videogames althoughbeit
>>205534278dancing and getting bullied
>>205534249quite the opposite
>>205534266how about instead, I just also don't pay for video games
>>205534270>Ay, emo girl. Ya hear what I said to Jobe? I asked him if he's a male model
>>205534220the same guy does the multiplayer announcements for kill streaks etc, he has a popular voice. You're a sillybilly.
>I don't play video games I'm not 12>Instead I work as a gay prostitute and watch mean girls
>>205534266no I dont think I will
guys...i kind of miss spending Christmas watching season 2 all cosy in bed and cuddled up under the blankies...
>>205534249it's been draino
master chief is a silent protaganist
>moo for shadi
>>205534148
>>205534245>muh goth girls>male model>i dont play gameshes insecure as fuck
>>205534266mmm...no
>>205534291I know bro, I knowit's a fucking ape
>>205534278he's nifty's cousin. cringekino runs in the family
What should I watch instead of this slop
>>205534328Is he really?
>>205534050That's the whole point. Sam is rehasing the show and making it unfunny on purpose to show how much of a group of findom masochists his fans are.Call it cope, but he both hates them and can't go by without their money, so he is taking it to the extreme on both sides.If anything fails, he'll say it's the audience's fault.
Hasan wonTim wonEthan wonAnisa Johma's husband won
alex likes silent hill 2 lol
>>205534324bro its a fuckin plushie fuck you
Paypiggys can we get some more TTS's telling Wifi Signal to be quiet?
>>205534303Conner said that, not BurtConner is a bush league actor whose roles all revolve around mostly naked men he cuddles with
>>205534225>Paytroon staying past the next elimination>Paytroon not walking in the next two daysShe has zero friends in the house now that Bogdonna and her gay house nigger are gone. Litetally no one in the house likes Payton.
>>205534321Famous house Alex was revolutionary insecurity kino.
>>205534329I started watching The Leftovers and its pretty good. I never watched it while it was airing.
>Alex and Binx singing Silent Hill 2 musici love them
>>205534273>>205534295>>205534315Why? I just missed the cell, is it that bad?
>>205534319>she passed the crown to mizzy
Unpopular opinion: S2 was still good after the reveal and didn't get bad until Jimmy traded out with the hammer
>>205534316Then what do they pay Steve Downes for
I think what sucks the most is we've gone from the heights of pure kino to the depths of sfx spam and nontent within a day. At least with the other seasons there was some time to adapt. This shit is leaving everyone shell-shocked
what has to be wrong with your brain to be a paypig
>>205534295
surely they bring dave back
>>205534329Xtro
>>205534329i'm watching videos on how to sew my first quilt
>>205534319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8
Sam is happy being associated with this retard crap as long as the money keeps coming in. The art shit he talks about is a meme. There is no artistic merit in shitting out retarded mind rot
>>205534339>he took her last name when they marriedhe lost, regardless of anything else before or since.
>>205534352its been fine, thats just the perennial doomposterssneed and alexis left which is objectively a good thing
>>205534352this is worse than s2, and I didnt think that was possible
i thought vance was above this
>>205534209Maybe
>>205534347>eliminationsLol>walkingIt's a possibility but she's made it clear there's nothing really waiting for her at home at the moment. She might stick it out.
>final fantasy 10 was the most emotional game i have ever played
what if sephiroth fought arthur morgan who would win
>>205534372yeah and i like how he talks about pushing boundaries in art and that active support of degenerative art is evil, hes such a jew lmao
>4000 hours in ff14>is dead quiet about 14she does NOT want people to know about her lalafell marriage, people hate that so much
does alex like kingdom hearts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
this show made me realizevideogames are lame when talked about in the presence of normiesand i lack human interaction
>>205534352alexis and sneed left. everyone sits in a room with TTS. That's it. That's the content. J J J J J J J J J J J J CIRCUMFLEX | | | | | | | | |
>>205534391fax
>>205534372yeah no shit its why sam does stand up. he only started doing ot when nick gilis told him how mucb he made a show. stand up is objectively bad.
>the cell challenge>cell>prison cell>prisons are usually male dominated>interesting
>>205534363Cell shit just sucks
I think alex b knows more about final fantasy games than he does about his stepmongrels
Today I bought a plush online with the intention of fucking it and less than an hour later Burt started fucking a plushie in bed.Disturbing synchronicity
>Crack clan gold clan spam in ttsThis is fucking gay and cringe
>mizzy fell asleep cause no one was giving her attention
>>205534329https://myanimelist.net/anime/54722/Mahou_Shoujo_ni_Akogaretejust watch it
>my monkeys will sit back and laugh while they eat grapes
>>205534399QRD? i know nothing about ffxiv
>>205534361canyon
>>205534372The Famous House aspect of the show was actually one of the best things he’s done in years and now it’s just rehashed slop.
>>205534399im guessin she has some questionable activities in that game
Does someone have the clip of them singing Silent Hill music?
>>205534404I just avoid all forms of convo with normies desu. I tell people I love western films a ton>have you seen tombstone or the good the bad and the ugly?every time, without fail
>>205534423i'd rather watch boku no pico
i hate burt
>>205534395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42gNYBGiUZAIt would be like this (arthur wins)
>>205534329uncle buck
>arthur morgan vs master chief AI voice pollno matter which wins I'm going to be contacting Rockstar, Roger Clark, Steve Downs, and Xbox to inform them of the blatant copyright infringement. Have fun Jet!
The only good bit paypigs have done is spam grenade wartoys when they made sound effects during a big talking bit and piss literally everyone off so much production had to disabled the sounds.
>S1 cell had challenges >S2 cell had challenges >S3 cell ???
>>205534399Only people I know with those hours in any game have mostly idled them, leaving it on all day while doing literally anything else. I'd be impressed if she actually played that long
Does he call his monkey coon? lmfao
has someone given simbal a stuffed animal yet? im looking out for my jeet nigga
>>205534379>>205534376>>205534408Why the fuck did La'sneed leave, who's this new fag? I feel confused by jets gay show
>>205534445My love for Burt trumps any hate you could feel in your small heart for him.
>>205534445you forgot the norman rockwell picture
>>205534329play Ever17
====== life is mizzy update =======SHE'S PASSING OUT FROM STARVATION GET THAT BITCH A CHEESEBURGER STAT
>>205534023Imagine charging $20 for balls and not having enough balls to fill that room to the ceiling.
>>205534334Yes. I can't find the images, but there are photos of him and nifty at family functions
former contestants mentioned:>tayleigh>trish>shadiall FEMALES what does this mean
>>205534428lalafells looks like children
>>205534457They had mini challenges earlier and they sucked and were obviously made up on the spot
>>205534457yea man idk sam is mad at us....
>>205534441those are good movies and fun to talk about. you can exclaim blondie! and not be a weird asshole
>>205534464sorry bro but Burt has mostly run his course. the fun is winding down
>>205534468she needs to carb overload to sleep anon. shes in trouble
>>205534428lalafells are the "childlike" race in the game, the average player or ERPer (95% of the player base) do NOT fuck around with that shit, pedo allegations and such.
>>205534349kino show. stick with it cause s1 is somehow the worst season (still really good)
>>205534468she needs her 2 AM goyslop
josie's condiments doxx
>>205534462nopeif you have 600 dollars to give to the wiggers go right ahead
>>205534457S1 cell did not have challenges
>>205534043Alex deserves better than this fat bitch
>>205534472>VanceWhat does it mean
>>205534457Season 1 cells challenge was just turn the baby doll off when it starts crying. What else did they do other than sit around and pee in the closet?
>>205534468where's her stash?
>>205534389She knows she is lower than Simbal and the freeloaders in the house pecking order. She's a normie cunt. She can't stand this sudden reversal of her popularity.
>>205534468Maybe she should have dragged her retarded food hoard into b2.
>>205534457BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!
wish I had a Claire sleeping in a dog bed in my room rn
qrd past 2-3 hours? has sam been back? anybody leave?
Centralia came after, they lit the coal mine on fire as a Silent Hill reference
>>205534395Mr. Chief
>>205534463lexi left because she's a woman who was scaredsneed left the cell because he got sick of whatever the fuck gay shit is happening right now. the new guy is some "homeless" freeloader
>>205534463sneed left because he was having a mental breakdown and thought sam was killing everyone who left. new nigga is a hobo metalhead freeloader who creature knows
>>205534493go back to /gif/
lmao this cell challenge doesn't work with alex in there
>>205534496?? you sure? cause famously there was a spreadsheet
Burt could very easily be trolled into leaving the room. Don't know why no one is doing it.
This is like watching the shambling corpse of the show animated as a zombie. What was once fueled by genuine creative passion is now only still animated by greed for paypig dollars and sheer force of momentum. The humane thing to do would be to shoot it in the head, put it down.
>>205534372At this point why do people give Sam a pass on anything? I still see retards occasionally post how his "advice is good" and shit like that. Dude is a complete midwit grifter whose only entertainment value is his publicity stunts which seems like he's given up on.
>>205534499they got to have bible study with pastor jon
lmfao bonobo is an ape dumb fuck
>>205534498>TJ actually two males. CONCLUSION: I AM RETARDED
>It's the paypigs show now
>>205534358I started watching right when he did that, I was mad, he seemed really funny and entertaining
>>205534525that was for the finale which wasn't the same cell challenge
Introduce a shaved chimpanzee into the cell
>>205534493>shaky "cheese" dust>fake butter spray>great value ranchgrim
>>205534480nope, done talking about em.
I’m done with fishtank for real this time
Fishtank will never be better as long as paypigs pay for any slop that's shoveled their way.
tl;dr im a 26yo total fuckup with no skills or experiences and no willi'm 26 and i wasted the past 10 - 15 years fucking around on the computer and i got nothing except a GED and i never learned how to drive, i don't have a permit or license, and family cant help and i have no friends. i dont know anything about the world. what do I do? im living off of unemployment checks until 2025i've worked retail and food service but i prefer being a NEET. interacting with the public and minimum effort workplaces don't really pay enough and they don't really teach you any concrete skills. besides finding an autist back of house job to afford a used lexus and maybe filling out FAFSA next January and trying to go to college idk what to do. i didnt learn how to ride a bike or tie my shoes until i was 20 because it was too frustrating and i always immediately lost at sports. don't even know what my SAT score is, never took it. got terminated from my grocery store shelf stocking job after i got burnt out with the 40/hr week and commute, the stress of not knowing what to do with myself and the prospect of working retail forever compounded with not enough free time to process my situation led me to try and cope with heavy cannabis concentrate use and i stopped showing up to work and got terminated. i haven't had a job since may of 2024. i quit weedcan't join the US military because of OCD and Recurrent Major Depression diagnoses and Cymbalta (duloxitine) which i was rx'd after my psych ward stay (i couldn't think about anything except planning suicide so i just went to the ER)i don't think i'm capable of having a hobby or interest because i never had one as a kid and i always detect that whatever "hobby" i think i'm into is simply a way to avoid my life and there is no joy. people tell me i need to get a hobby but i don't feel interested in anything. feel like i gave up on life when i was a kid and i've just been avoiding life and now i have to either die or do something
>>205534529the only funny thing Sam does is fuck with people like the twitter speaking bit, the ted talks bit, and the college art shit. That's why fishtank was made as a premise to fuck with people and thats why friendtank faggots dont belong.
mizzy too ashamed to inject her insulin. dies tonight
>>205534543you missed it, they had one on but he quit the show and stole a speaker
>Alex is actually correct
>>205534543>Connor
>>205534546stay weird and never make a friend loser
>>205534526>burt, get out>what, like the movie?
>>205534555don't care
>>205534529>publicity stuntsthose were easily his worst material. going around harassing random people is faggy as hell, just look at frank. dumbass can't even do his gimmick anymore because he's a convicted felon
>>205534555dude you got trips gratz
>essay posters
>>205534555can i get a tldr
>>205534474>>205534489ah ok. thanks.
>>205534358jimmy hard carried after cole left. but he flew too close to the sun. at least we have alex and burt now, and they dont seem as unhinged (physically, at least) as jimmy
>>205534555go on fishtank
anyone else notice tacxin kinda looks like a dead ringer for country legend gram parsons?
>>205534555not reading all thatthanks
When are they stopping the Cell so they can go to sleep/get some water?
>>205534551I am tooI'm so pissed off that im only here to watch the decline in the thread. I'll never tune in to this faggot shit again.
>>205534555go back to the soup kitchen peter
>>205534529basically everything he has ever said is his fantasy ideal projection of himself. everytime he says not to do something its because its something he has been or still is guilty of. like how on stream he said men shouldnt be emotional and then minutes later started talking about his daddy issues.
>>205534565partially. bonobos are chimpanzee's so they fall under greater ape
>>205534529the only good he ever brought to the world is that quote and 'he can't keep getting away with it'that's it
>>205534565bonobos are a flavor of chimpanzee
>>205534562she'll be fine
mizzy looks way thinner in those pants
>>205534457>S1 cell had challengeshow nu
>>205534555transition
>>205534237Jet liked this tweet
>>205534568I was prom king, I find you boring and I'll walk away.
>>205534589probably next ball clean up
>>205534555checked
>>205534586you're not only wrong you're also a faggot who collects funkopops and listens to death grips and has a gay tattoo
having cell this early kinda sucksthis makes me wish famous house coulda kept going longer because it felt like we were all behind the joke still now it just feels like a huge fuck you to the audience, again
I enjoy spending a handful of weeks watching & shitposting alongside you guys. That's all
>>205534555didn't read, have you tried killing yourself? start there
>>205534565bonobos are in Homininithey're a great ape
not reading your long ass post you paste in every thread fuck off
>>205534603qrd what was part 2?
>>205534555learn to code
>>205534529nah sam is based, seethe
>1:15am>still havent added a single new tts voicebitty im fittedshe all in my business
>>205534586face blindness is a sign of rape trauma
>>205534608I assure you that you wouldnt find me boring and we likely have loads in common and we could be friends
cool yourself down with a #DudeWipe
>>205534555become a degenerate IRL streamer for the amusement of a measly 300 viewers
>>205534575>the publicity stunts are his worstwhy the hell are you even here, do you watch Sam for his "amazing life advice"?
>>205534526Connor has tried that about twenty times. Burt just rolls his eyes and says "You're just messing with me."
>>205534555you already posted this
this is just wiggers being lazy fags with no plan or effortbut sure keep paying retards
Is anyone else getting tired of the show? I'm not even a doomposter and I'm over it.
>'is tts on?'
does it cost money to join a clan?>>205534630>still no nigga voicewhat the fuck is going on
Mr.money ova here
>>205534198>>205534223or bitchtank, bitchtank was good
>>205534633thats not what face blindness means
mizzy doesn't want to leave alone because she wants an ear to yap off
Binxie
>>205534329>>205534349The Leftovers is probably my favorite show.Watched it like 3 times and enjoyed it every time.
>>205534615 c’est la vie
>>205534575>dumbass can't even do his gimmick anymore because he's a convicted felonAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAso that's why he hasn't been back so soon or had any vids out lately?AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA KWAB FRANK HASSLE FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHHAAH
>>205534648I have no life so I'll stick it out
>>205534602that's because she's DYING OF STARVATION it's not funny. My hog queen has a TDEE of 5000 and you are laughing about it.
the worst part about the s3 cell is that the threads suck too. you guys are fucking miserable to post with tonight. do better.
>>205534619yeah it's usually a good time. gets tiresome sometimes but these threads are good for some laughs.
Ditching Famous House too early is the biggest mistake that fishtank has ever made
>>205534648the cell just sucks and is a complete slog
my entire account is fucked up ever since they banned me in S1
>>205534586I can see it
>mizzy won't leave unless she has someone to yap to for the next three hours
>>205534658life is mizzy
>>205534659mogs
>one last poll okay>mister chef or arthur morgin poll again>rigged againyou know you want to do it Jet
>>205534586Other anons are saying no but he does
>>205534647It feels like even with no plan they could have at least come up with challenges...
>i used to be a cyclistfuck off binx
>>205534555this is the story of a lot of people, you are not unique at all, sadly. but thats good news. dont let anyone shame you into thinking you are supposed to be doing better than this, everyone is nothing anyway, we're all useless faggots pretending to be someone. just do stuff and try and find more reasons to be alive, having some friends helps
>>205534668the doomniggers are insufferable tonight. youd think theyd have learned after the past like 3 days
>>205534663coolI start watching season 2 later now im really excited for it
>>205534648its the first night i fully do not give a shit. i was waaaay more invested in them slowly figuring things weren't making sense
>I feel like I'm back in india sleeping on the floorlol
>>205534555get a cdl, become jobepilled
it's only 1am why are they so sleepy
>>205534565i love gibbons
>>205534648Check this shit out
>>205534653Clans aren't worth it, you just get your levels nuked every few days from another clan who paid money for wartoys
>>205534648i've been over it since binxfags melted down yesterdaythreads only at this point but that won't last either
>>205534648the cell is similarly torturous for the viewers because we're also stuck.
connor is dead
>>205534635so if someone says they deeply love western films don't bring up the one everyone has seen. thats such a simple thing to know
>>205534595>>205534597>>205534621please cite your source and request an update to Wikipedia
>>205534668we can only be let down so much. the last day or so has been fucking grim after how good the first two weeks were
>>205534682he actually does
>>205534678kek. this bitch needs her teeth removed and her head shaved.
Can we annihilate signal please? Why has all the signal hate dropped off a cliff.I can't be the only one keeping the hate train alive.
>>205534711https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo
Anyone know of any uploads with long footage from Day 1/2?Ideally full day, I recorded a shitload myself but I started late on Day 2.
>>205534708good
>>205534431And it wasn't even his idea. Jan was responsible for all that
>They never took my DNAI think we can tell exactly what you are already simbal
>>205534648without the natural pacing of the daily events and bits its just exhausting to watch
>is tts on?
>>205534640I'm here for fishtank retard. what a stupid question
>>205534719i'm sick of everyone but binx in small doses and payton
>>205534711>"The bonobo (/bəˈnoʊboʊ, ˈbɒnəboʊ/; Pan paniscus), also historically called the pygmy chimpanzee (less often the dwarf chimpanzee or gracile chimpanzee), is an endangered great ape"it's okay, I just edited it to be right
So... what's next?
tayleigh >>> binx
>>205534711are you retarded? don't answer; I know you are.
>>205534658>>205534678mizzy is legitimately funny.
>>205534710Autistic retard doesn't realize people are trying to relate to him and be friendly
Binx body goes crazy man like wtf
MAKE THE CALL
>>205533894Jimmy you can’t unfuck that dog
>>205534648its just a bad night, its gonna be kino again. feel free to tune out and do something else, you don't have to watch 24/7
>>205534283Much like most of /ftl/, which is ironic, because they claim to hate him.
>>205534717oh shit
>>205534738e* o*
>>205534738sfx spam from 3am-6am
>>205534733fishtank is supposed to be fucking with people so maybe it isnt the show for you
>>205534719He is now necessary since the other villains, Alexis and Gay Nigger, left the show.
>>205534746Fact Check: TRVKE
>>205534363It's the cell. The cell is meant to be a desperation challenge if a low point is being hit like in s1&2.
>>205534738Sleep
just give them booze and let them play out the rest of the show roaming the house and doing random shitwhy shove them in a tiny room?why are drug addicted losers like jet so devoid of any creativity and just keep going back to the same shit over and over?
Fishtank Season 3 Day 14La Ron Instagram Live After Leaving The Show During The Cell Challenge:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeotL4vidsI
>>205534750they lost half the cast already man. it’s cooked
>>205534739I actually love both Wish Tay would stream again
>>205534738hopefully poop and vomit!oh boy!
>>205534747thought that was perry from the thumbnail
>>205534744she is funny in concept but i can't deal with the execution
>>205534770you are fat and brown
>>205534746TRVTH
>>205534710I probably wouldnt. I like westerns. but I wouldnt be weird about it if someone did, they're trying to engage in the thing you like, thats nice and coolThe dollars movies are good and very famous, its totally understandable that someone who doesnt know much about westerns would have those as a jumping off point
Why do they insist on doing the cell every season when the only funny thing about the S1 cell was Jon?
i miss the halloween era
>>205534745I will literally smile and nod but not continue further conversation with you. I bet you're the kind of guy who rehearses conversations with your incoming Uber driver lmao
>>205534575What essence is left with Sam when you take away the publicity stunts? Even some of those are a stretch to give Sam full credit (TedX talk material was sourced from other writers/his socials). Charls was right when he said other people do heavy lifting for him. Only entertaining things he did after WP (if you can even give him any credit for that) is the boxing thing and trolling idubbz. Washed up has-been he is now with this safety scissor fishtank crap, now he's the one being trolled.
>>205534744she would be even funnier without teeth
Make the Call.
BONOBO IS NOT AN APE>BONOBO IS NOT AN APEBONOBO IS NOT AN APE>BONOBO IS NOT AN APEBONOBO IS NOT AN APE>BONOBO IS NOT AN APEBONOBO IS NOT AN APE>BONOBO IS NOT AN APEBONOBO IS NOT AN APE>BONOBO IS NOT AN APEBONOBO IS NOT AN APE>BONOBO IS NOT AN APE
>>205534778I thought it was Ghislaine Maxwell
>>205534738pain
i want alex to shut the fuck up so i can focus on something else
>>205534770kys cryo
surely someone has pissed by now, right?
>>205534762you are the stupidest person I've interacted with today. These people signed contracts, random passerby's on the street did not. don't reply to me again you retarded faggot
>>205534770this was boring and gay>muh racism>muh safety>muh fansyeah we get itfuck off baby sneed
>>205534793it made them money and thats the only thing retards like jet understands
>>205534719Since he got humbled by the groping comments and has been cool with the Indian TTS he's one of my favorites nowWHATS THE FUN WITHOUT DYSFUNCTION, HAAAAAH????
>>205534791if you're a real western fan name 5 reality tv shows
>>205534710why wouldn't someone start with the ones that everyone knows about? if you wanna talk about more specifics, then briefly talk about the generic one, then ask if they've seen a specific one (or recc it to them). or don't, cause you're clearly a faggot who thinks he's above everyone else
has jet ever actually created anything? He really got this gig solely off his 80iq worldcorp arg cp grift
>>205534812Alex pissed in a bottle
>>205534768binx and burt never drink so we cant have that challengethey need to knock off the clique shit essentially which is what happened gettin rid of the penthouse crew and that whole voting presidential shit.
>>205534803"Bonobos are capable of passing the mirror-recognition test for self-awareness, as are all great apes."
>>205534813yeah its funnier to fuck with random people too, maybe you should watch a different show buddy if saying nigger to strangers is too intense for you
>alex getting mad at ttsalways funny
>>2055348128 hours no piss for 9 people is crazy
>waking payton upfuck vance
>>205534770kill yourself you fat gooner loser. I hope you go on a hike and fall down and bust your legs up causing you to lay in a pile of leaves for hours until a coyote pisses on your face.
>>205534832dumbfuck can't even read
>>205534835don't break the seal and u chillin
>>205534770>I deserved more than thisBitch ass nigga
>>205534828so you're saying niggers aren't great apes?
>payton waking up to alex talking about monkey diapersLMAO.his existence is a challenge for the other fish alone.
>>205534746she doesn't drink and doesn't binge eat two dozen pizza rolls dunked in ranch at 4AM
What challenges should they rehash next?
>>205534809>kysNo.
>>205534770we need more SSC
>>205534835they've been pissing in the closet
you could easily win the cell in under a day by pissing and shitting yourself right
im actually impressed in payton staying in the game. i really expected her to leave with sneed.
>>205534845trust the science
>>205534848uhhhh eat a cake with no untensils!
>>205534848Piss your pants challenge
>>205534770Please stop sending rape threats to fishtank girls, Cryo.
>>205534855they'd probably vote you off the next day for being a 'weirdo,' but theoretically yeah.
Can we talk about how Alex actually looks really good for 37? Sam is only two years older and he looks like a grandpa
>>205534855i don't know how the jeet hasn't won yet
>>205534841i would suggest big brother
>>205534857>dont underestimate me>do you wanna win?>yesi dont care for her but her interview with jet earlier was good
CK will be streaming on KICK in 30 mins
Jet made that poll just so we wouldnt vote luke
>>205534857same. this is good for her. clinging to faggot and alexis was the stupidest thing shes done.
>>205534848maybe they can think of some new ones instead
>>205534853didn't binx piss in the closet already?
>>205534875he pickled himself
>>205534889LOL
>>205534855would you piss and shit your pants in front of 10,000 people for $5k?
>they filmed everyone in the confessional making those mean simbal comments with no payoffHow did the wigger crew have less patience than the audience on their own slow boil
>>205534768Because they’re wiggers who fried their brains off weed - they started smoking at like 13 years old or some shit. They’re lazy and low effort - you can see this in their music too. It’s a bunch of low-effort cloud-rap that they have to mask through a lens of irony because it fucking sucks. Shed theory fucking sucks, Jet’s music fucking sucks, Joeyys music fucking sucks, Ben’s music fucking sucks. It’s gay, low effort slop for irony poisoned zoomers who for some reason listen to it because doing the bare minimum and barring out on Xanax and lean is “cool” to them.
>>205534875Alex looks like a crack head because he is one
>>205534898yes
>>205534770subbed so that you can know I helped you and you still never made it anywhere you fuck
>>205534898instantly
>>205534875sam fucked himself up though
>>205534889100%
>>205534904TRVTH NVKE
>>205534889let's not go crazy here
>>205534878I would suggest suicide
>>205534791fine, but the center point was not continuing further discussion. not gonna spit in their face for not mentioning lonesome dove. >>205534820you're literally an autist who over thinks conversations and think its a test of human interactions. you can tell when people know/dont know about a certain thing and not engagingnfurther is fine you autist. I've heard people with anime complain about this very thing 1000x the subject matter can apply to a lot of things. fuck off and drop it learn to walk away from people.
>>205534770Baby sneed is the biggest bitch. We deserved to call him a nigger over TTS and they took it from us
have they done a unique challenge yet? Feels like it's been all rehashes or low quality slop today.
>>205534904ben's music is great
>>205534904I didn't know ben had music. links?
>>205534889funny
>>205534882Didn't know about that, it's a good sign. she has to overcome the harpy influence and get passed the mental hurdle of TTS. if she aligns with Binx she can help her with that. she has untapped viciousness
damn this one fag is really seething about sam and the wiggers lmao
>>205534665Convicted felon? QRD?
>>205534904T H I SHIS
>>205534872I have never done that.
8 hours and only sneed has left, ppl are about to sleep so it'll be probably another 8 hours before someone has to pooppoop niggas we're so close
>>205534899>How did the wigger crew have less patience than the audience on their own slow boilthis pisses me off the most. jet was so obnoxious about calling the audience impatient then they just jump right into the deep end of gay fishtank bits
Imagine missing a brown redditor.
>>205534820yeah he has a shit mindset also being weirdly elitist about a pretty accessible and sloppish interest. dont get me wrong I like westerns a lot, but this isnt exactly hidden high art. its fun.
>>205534928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0IN7ZL2SaI
Alex was on a previous realty show? Any footage?
>>205534848Binx gets her ass decorated with birthday cake icing
>>205534927It’s only “great” because it’s ironic
why does sam smoke 5 cigars a day and inject trt and hgh and god knows what else? does he just want to die asap?
>>205534768because then that would break the illusion that this 'show' is anything more than a slightly more complex ice poseidon stream
>>205534928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0IN7ZL2SaIhttps://soundcloud.com/smoketeamsix
>>205534904how could you say such hurtful things
>stays on the show just because she thinks sam is hot
>>205534794same
>>205534937the doomerfags are taking this opportunity to say this show is dead and jet and sam are FRAUDS lolyet they are gonna keep watching xD
I don't understand these freeloaders Where are my hot, young, and TIGHT girls
>>205534960If you were Sam wouldn't you want to die asap?
>>205534959you need to get off my porch
>>205534953this is dogshit
>>205534904>Ben’s music fucking suckstoo fucking farsmoketeam6 has some bangers
>>205534956he was on a gay male queer boy dating show
>>205534974Alexis' face in this one makes me laugh every time.
>>205534505i thought she had that garbage bag of food to bring in there with her? did she not bring it into cell? wtf
>>205534924you are the autist, clearly. >I've heard people with anime complain about this very thing not really helping your case here
>>205534971them
>>205534953>>205534965sorry for asking this fucking sucks
>>205534974Me in the back
>>205533877not really, it is shit-tier content for losers with no life
>>205534904True. I thought the wigger act was some sort of rite of passage/humiliation ritual Sam put his underlings through but they really are that brain fried.
>>205534971Mizzy is hot
>>205534738Incompetence. Disappointment.>>205534762They could have fucked with them in a way that was slightly clever and deserved.
>>205534555Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, being serious, you have nothing to lose. Get involved in a good church with a solid community. For work, look around and ask for jobs in the meantime from people you meet wherever if you hit it off with someone, you never know what job opportunities you can get from that. Study skills in the meantime that can lead you to a better life than stocking shelves while you work your placeholder job. Some quick examples, study data analytics in your free time or get into insurance sales or something. sales in general is a valuable skill with many different verticals you can get into, even with some remote opportunities, same with data analytics, there are decent amount of remote opportunities if that's your thing. Just look up online what's out there. For hobbies and interests, take up weightlifting, jogging, regular walking/cardio. Also consider learning an instrument or start drawing, some sort of creative outlet in addition to fitness. Just typed this up off the top of my head, hope this helps anon.
>>205534971of course because hes like 6'4
>>205534884literally who ?
there is a 99% chance that if you want frank to come back you're probably an>IP2 WINS>ICE WINSposter who only laughs at people yelling slurs
s3 broke my addiction to fishtank I don't give a fuck about this anymore
>>205534249It's been the worst day of the season
>>205534971She's a good ol slampig for sam to abuse
>>205534924>citing the anime people's gatekeepy hangups to prove you're not being a socially awkward retard
>>205534985>>205535000/ftl/ has really fallen since s1
>>205534994ate it all already :(
>>205533877I like these threads. I haven't had the stream open for a couple hours
>>205534904lmao based
Why are they protecting signal from the brutal onslaught that he deserves... for being Indian?
I was watching Tokyo Gore Police. It's a pretty fun show. Also I have a cyclist's body and the endurance of a hedgehog.
>>205535014I only want Frank to torture that pickme whore Binx that's my main reason
>>205535026coddletank
>>205535008wym this isnt clever bro... get the fuck out my ear
>>205534970Fishtank has its moments but it’s held back from what it can be because these faggots always half-ass everything because they’re lazy burnouts. It’s ironic that Sam has made them his clique because of how much he has stated that he hates these types of people although I suspect that the wiggers are yes men and inflate Sam’s ego so that’s why he associates with them
>>205535016i said this during chudgames, haleytank and lukegate
>burt needs to organize all the balls so he doesn't compulsively start jerking off
>>205535026FrenTank
>>205535014I want to see him fuck with people to cause chaos
=====PAYTON UPDATE=====Being all extra and a big ol' meanie grump. She is staring at Connor with absolute total contempt. Princess DEMANDS Binx feed her grapes.
>>205535007Does she make your pp move, anon?
>>205535021brother it's just racist 100 gecs. it's lazy poop
The wiggers don’t actually care about quality or trying hard, they want money. Last week there was like 23,000 viewers. It was going so good. But this gay ball shit and TTS makes money, so they don’t care that they had nothing actually planned. There’s now 9000 people. That number will plummet soon enough.
imagine getting a great cast for once and scuttling it because you're too lazy to run the show anymore
>>205535014pretty sure im the only one that posts IP2 won.IP2 won btw, today was nontent
>>205534928this one is actually goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai08zvbnm0w
>>205535026he threatened to sue production because luke humiliated him
>>205535037binx is based and not a pickme. seethe incel.
Hello darkness my old friend...
what is this coddletank bullshit.
>>205534971I wonder how she'll feel about Trish and Letty.
>>205535023Same here. It happens every season - I give up on the show and just hang out in the threads.
>>205535026my theory is they need him as the antagonist of the show and they will keep doing funny things to fuck with him. they can show him the clip of Binx saying "GO BACK" or bring back Luke
>>205535014Ice did it first, faggot.
>>205535014IP2 did win, look how shit this is and Alex is the most popular contestant and he is a literal IP2 persona.
>>205535056What do you listen to then?
>>205534996>>205535019yea you lost lol. you don't need to talk to everyone you meet. You rehearse your greetings with the cashier. Not every interaction needs to be a deep convo and both lack perception lol
>>205535037binxseether still at it KWABhow's india
>>205535061https://on.soundcloud.com/LZggB
>>205535044>I suspect that the wiggers are yes men and inflate Sam’s ego so that’s why he associates with themThis is 1000% true. You could probly disagree with Sam a little bit. In the end tho it's down to him and his massive ego. Yes he surrounded himself with people half his age who basically slurp his cock and YES MAN him
>>205535068confirmed architects
>>205535068its funny to coddle the 1 everyone hates.the show doesn't matter, the winner doesn't matter
>>205535055she really gets me going. Much more so then most of these chicks. Binx is off putting to me she's just a skinny grandma hag, Alexis got me chubbed yesterday when she was laying on Alex and Connor. Payton is too pretty. But Mizzy, Mizzy is the perfect slampig oink oink.
>>205534857She has the mindset of a winner but not of an entertainerSadly, she is on a show where being entertaining is half of the game
>>205535061ehhhh....?
i cant believe binx is fucking DEAD
>>205535014go watch big brother pussy
>honking
>>205535068i hope they put laxatives in it
>>205535085just be nice dude
>>205533836>The show is overWhy what happin
Bobie
>>205535066binx is ugly and I've fucked uglier girls. face the facts, your girl sucks at least 100 black cocks a month
>>205534985>>205535000kys newfags
I just can’t believe they pulled the reveal with literally nothing planned after all that work
>>205535097it's a grower
>>205534770get this ugly gorilla off my screen
can we have nigger tts now?
Go to kitchen cam.The wiggers are making Mizzy her 2 AM slop.
These threads are the worst. Just stop watching gay dating shows if you hate them so much.
>>205535105its cell challenge and it's boring day. ignore doomers. the season is going strong, trust the plan trust the kino
>>205535105nothing, that's the problem
>>205535105the drug addicts running the show decided it was too much work
i'm gonna make a sandwich
>>205535037based
>>205535096they should do some more fun challenges then instead of tell them there is a vote off then never tell them when it happens
>>205535112Welcome to Fishtank!
>>205535068kek
Aren’t LOUD NOISES funny? Who needs well written bits and funny characters when you have LOUD NOISES. The paypiggies love it!! BURT SPURT GET IT HAHAHA HONK!
Burt has been standing for nearly 9 fucking hours. This autistic retarded nigger is insane
>>205535117>its not hogcorn
>>205535103who said I wasn't? >you like westerns?>yea!>you like tgtbtu?>yep!done.
>>205535109Binx laughs at you while she fucks me and the other anons
>>205535014I just want a lore reset
>>205535061It was funny when Yung Lean did this shtick back in the day but this kind of music is just complete novelty. There’s no soul, just irony.
>>205535111how about you skibidi kill yourself boomer
I left after the SFX started in the cell (immediately), did anything happen? probably not
>>205535105because everyone's favorite contestants Alexis and Sneed left
>>205535068this would actually be greatcome in with a big ol plate of carb slop and deliver it right to her
>>205535134he was sat on the chair for several hours
>>205535123Make me one too. Turkey, provolone, tomato, lettuce, dijon mustard with red onions. Thanks.
>>205535123BTL, hopefully.
>>205535108Comforting Josie after she gets made fun of by stupid zoomzooms
>>205535014yeah frank should do this when he gets there
>>205535119hi jet
Where do they find these niggas?
>>205535111sorry you have dogshit taste I guess. I'd rather put a power drill through my skull than listen to 3 seconds of that
>>205535146sneed quit the show. thats it
>>205535147sneed deserved to be tortured he got off way too easy
>>205535108this mexican boy runs like a retard lol
>>205535112after watching season 1,2,2.5, and bitchtank you can't believe jet and crew are lazy as fuck?
Is anyone keeping track of the fishbucks?What I know for sure:Luke: Zero FishbucksTed: Zero FishbucksSmaack: Zero FishbucksAlexis: Zero FishbucksSneed: Zero Fishbucks
>>205534875sam should do a 30 day water fast
>>205535068>>205535132good bit
>hey Smaack, I saw you opened my dms on IG, I guess you just forgot to respond haha its no big deal, just wanted to check in and see if you got my care package and if you are reconsidering coming back on the show? sorry I know i probably asked you that a million times already haha, also still room on the production team if your down for season 2 perhaps? you could be my assitant :p lol jk
>>205535111I doubt faggots like you were even around during the vertical video era and think it’s funny to refer to Sam as the candyman
>>205535164the dude store
remember the good times
>>205535164jet's roblox friends
>>205535164>fishtank twitter>backstage.com>jet's phone
>>205535183>anyways can I get laid now?
the fun subsides, the music stops, you remove your earphonesit's quietsilent and motionless, you can slightly hear itthe existential dread crawling up your spine to nest once again in your brain
>>205535094Respect, respect.
>>205535160le horror
>>205535143sounds nothing like yung lean
>>205535139faggot. you like the taste of cock
is jet the least talented person to be handed a job like this ever?
>>205535109binxseether can't handle it KEK
>>205535093challenges don't matter, voting doesn't matter, nothing matters anymore.
>>205535173it seemed like they were actually trying. I think a lot of us have been very forgiving but the whiplash is insane the last 24 hours. I put up with 2 seasons of this and I’m exhausted by their laziness
Why is Burt organizing the balls by color?
>>205535164jobe is "nontent" but still funny by existing. the other 2 are nothing. at least connor pisses people off with his retarded CTE brain
>>205535191was praying to christ Ian would steal a kiss here. now that binx knows she's 24/7 the pussy being on the pedestal is in the sky rn
>I doubt faggots like you were even around during the vertical video era and think it’s funny to refer to Sam as the candyman
>>205535183honestly i feel kind of bad for Goran, idk what birth defect he has but its gotta be rough living in that baby body of his
>>205535183>hey Smack you're a cutie girl, be my s4 assistant. we got a spot for you.>what do you think of Simbal's theme song?>*am a really good BAD BOY*
>>205535170Same with everyone that left early. Sam and his crew have no real ideas when it comes to fucking with these people.
>>205534050Love and light poster was right. This is why they didn't watch this season I've noticed a decline in quality shit posts this season >The club wasn't impressed Joe Rogan still wouldn't watch this
We're at rock bottom
When does the content start
Stfu wiggers
>Show depends on TTS>MOST TTS ruins the show>quality TTS exceptionally rare>SFX makes them money>SFX ruins the showHow do we fix this, genuinely?
>>205535184>>205535166>>205535145angry, seething little newfags
>>205535196when did dark scottyrockers say the house was gonna burn down?
>>205534953Worst shit I ever heard. Even Mizzy mogs this.
ppv keeps cutting to old footage and it's freaking me out
>>205535183>cmon let me smack that pussy girl ill buy you like 50 skateboards
Fishtank will rise from the ashes
>>205535232>
zero talentugly as fuckshitty parentsaddicted to drugsjet had a rough life man
>>205534347>Litetally no one in the house likes Payton.She fucking rooms with the most social fish in the season. If Payton can't get along with Binx she just needs to walk because Binx gets along with everyone except jeet.
>>205535238how old are you? genuinely curious
>>205535202Me and you will explore binx' body together. It'll be fun.
>>205535232>SFX onI’m out
>>205535221why did they let smaack go early tho?
>>205535209His reasons are beyond mortal comprehension
>>205535233We don't. Turns out pretending the show isn't fishtank was the best bit they had.
>>205535244It's trying course correct the timeline
>>205535233fundamentally broken show. I think a lot are upset the weirder BB was tossed for this shit
Vibe repair status?
tab closing time
Rock fucking bottom lads
>>205535205Yes. Even if you go back to season 1, it was Max who did the primary house production and taught Jet, Ben had the good bits on the show, and obviously Wes made the website (as awful as it can be).
>endorse luke: eliminated>endorse ian: eliminated>endorse sneed: eliminatedi swapped to payton. i guess she goes next with my curse
>>205535232hate
>>205535232>KEEP GIVING US MONEY PIGGIES
>>205535233make fishtoys actually interesting and not stupidly overpriced
>>205535233Have a separate speaker for earrape sfx and tts and put it away from the fucking microphones.
>>205535232Fuck off jet
>>205534156Fatty should have been Sam/producer rich investors Step Son who smokes weed and plays Xbox all day back when the fish were being boiled but it's too late now.
>>205535260Smack's libtard family pulled her for being on neo nazi Sam Hyde's reality show
>>205535273you've got shit taste
>>205535233We don't. This show was a shit idea from the start, most of the appeal up until now has been making fun of production for how retarded they are, and watching the autists who would even WANT to be on this garbage willingly embarrass themselves
>>205535273endorse burt for me
>>20553525525
would the famous house gaslight be better or worst if they found a way to incorporate the initiative group idea for people who are too close to the truth?
>>205535260Jet had a crush on her and didn’t think she could handle fishtank
>>205534953ben kino!
>>2055352332.5 was the formula perfected. Zany characters, fish all stars, no filler, constant activity, fun storyline. Famous House was a very good successor to 2.5, but when the wiggers are left to their own devices we get Bitchtank slop. I bet Jan only helped write the famous house stuff and LOUD NOISE TTS PAYPIGGY TIME will be the next 4 weeks.
>>205535282Fatty should never show up on Fishtank again
>>205535269this shit was legit pissing me off when i was building my factory and now i wanna go to bed
Anyone else getting physically sick? I feel light headed and not well
>>205535276It's funny how communists don't understand supply and demand.
>>205535238mad that us skibidi newfags got the rizz and you left in the ditch
as soon as mizzy is done eating her goyslop delivery im off for the night, hopefully somebody on the show dies while I'm sleeping
>>205535291its worse u reterd
>>205535260Because she was a "pure soul" or some gay shit. Doesn't matter, she's just another JC now.
>>205535283No fucking way lmao
>>205535244the ghost of smaack...
>>205535253she thinks binx and alex are in on the fishtank gaslight because of their email storysame reason she's terrified of connor and jobesneed poisoned her mind pretty badbefore the reveal she had a good relationship with binx and i think (hope) binx will see her as a better ally than mizzy, whom payton despiseseither way payton has been strategizing with the stinky jeet for the past few days behind sneed's back so she has a couple of routes to not leaving
>make gross food and give it to mizzy to make fun of when she eats dinnerwow so funny very fun jet get off the nitrous and go to sleep
they are going to make absolute slop, and mizzy is going to like it
>>205535288pfffft lmao. come back when you have chest hair faggot, no wonder you like shit music, you're a retarded zoomer. I'm 32 and I guarantee I've been here way longer than you, tourist
>>205535291rehashing the initiative group is lame but another layer of gaslight to trick people who get suspicious a la famous neighborhood could've been good if they planned it well
>>205535312yea a few creeps messaged her family or sister and her emergency contact contacted them to pull her
>>205535232finally real fishtank beginsFuck all of you big brother tourists i piss on your cheek faggots
>>205535302i think i drank too much
>>205535207>wagiocsIs that some kind of Vietcong mumbo jumbo?
>>205535183neptunian
what will burt think when he finally realizes he was only brought on because hes mentally ill
>>205535273This happened to me, and I think many others, in S2. You have shit taste though.
>>205535233they had a good fix for this. It was called Computer. The TTS was actually approved manually and the Fish genuinely believed they were talking to a million dollar AI. Even if a TTS sucked you could still enjoy the Fish reacting to it as if it was Computer.
>>205535277This is a funny one. When your in the tank it doesn't sound that loud usually. They are torturing the viewers. Neptunian.
mizzy might break down being singled out for her night slopif i were in the room the smell of gross food would make me leave
>>205535344>>205535344>>205535344
>>205535233they need to develop fishtoys which are additive to the user experience and not subtractive
Can we get a "give the wiggers more BALL!s" fishtoy? There clearly are not enough balls in that room. I don't want to see that disgusting floor any longer.I want it to be a big fucking problem trying to open and close the door.
>>205535336>warriors
>>205535327kek. jej, even
>PROD BROUGHT MIZZY FOODSLOPKEK
>>205535321>>205535322mizzy needs to eat my fucking hot dog cock and slurp itlife so mizzy bros
>everybody just eats mizzys foodkek. bit failed.
>>205535321mizzy deserves to be bludgeoned in the skull with a hammer until she is dead
>Mizzy doesn’t eat it and lets everybody else have itBIT FAILED WIGGERS
>>205534156Was it Jet or Sam's idea to do a "full reset" and not bring anyone back? They could've just told returning people to larp. >>205535282would've been funny, even if it's not Fatty it could've been Jan
>>205535333I didn't drink anything. Just weed. Gotta clean my bong.
>>205535382>>205535368she only likes eating when nobody can see her. how did the dumb wiggers not know this?
>>205534611Checked Also thanks for using my image, it's a shame it doesn't look perfect as a thumbnail though
fart blast pooplil maejokpig sqealingwild randy
>>205534665>>205534938Frank attacked a literal 70 year old woman barely able to stand up at a grocery store during one of his epic videos and got arrested for it. Sam brings him onto fishtank out of pity.
>>205535404thanks for making it
>>205535384>They could've just told returning people to larp.Maybe Frank should've got the fuck out of Jet's ear, dude.
>>205535422good, frank is a fucking moron. I really wish loogie2988 shot and killed him. one stone two birds
>>205535346It's very funny when some retarded paypig sends in some bullshit like cats dying while gunshots go off and you see all the fish just casually talk to each other since theyre desensitized to it and you can't hear them
>>205535302I sometimes get that when I no life fishtank but have barely watched at all today so no
>>205534665>>205535464Fuck off redditor>>205535422Sounds hilarious, i'm gonna go watch it.
>>205535508>not a /b/tard>you're a redditor!your pubes barely even started growing you dumb nigger
>>205535105Jet over dosed and Sam cried but it's okay cause they had Narcan
>>205535178Sam meant it when he said I REALLY DONT WANNA GIVE YOU THIS MONEY
>>205535233Remove restrictions and make the location more remote to discourage leaving. We need an island not a mansion Jet can't post an image to tease you cause limit
Any estimates on how much they've made today/off the cell?
>>205535298Your mom needs a job bruh
>>205535422Link the video? Think I know the one. I like the one where Frank almost gets left by Sam cause his truck is more important than Frank lol
I had a frank hassle gumroad subscription for like two years becuase I was too lazy to cancel it. Don't think he released any new content in the time. He fucking sucks.
