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THE DAILY BURT - NEW ISSUE FOR (You)>DAY 14UPDATES ON FISHTANK >GREAT QRD MATERIALSUB TO RECEIVE THE DAILY BURT DAILY>LIMITED EDITION /FTL/ EXCLUSIVE"The Daily Burt put the spark back in my marriage!">Previous Days News:>Day 13 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731212858157516.png>Day 12 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731103720258845.png>Day 11 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731044461703493.png
this SUCKS!
Love Smaack. Cherish Smaack. Protect Smaack. Defend Smaack. Be there for Smaack. Be a shoulder to cry on for Smaack. Compliment Smaack. Cut pizza for Smaack. Clean up after Smaack. Skateboard with Smaack.
Do you guys like the music?
tradwife payton
real thread>>205539132>>205539132>>205539132>>205539132>>205539132
end the show
>>205539202Yes but needs some heavy ACTION
>>205539200Tolerate Smaack and familyWalk on egg-shells around Smaack's and her misfit foster care friends triggersPay for Smaack's therapyPretend to like Smaack's songs when they're really badGive your heart, mind, body and soul to Smaack foreverUnironically
>specifically select mostly normies for S3>surprised when they start walking out one by one
I need more of them.
>>205541277who?
tl;dr im a 26yo total fuckup with no skills or experiences and no willi'm 26 and i wasted the past 10 - 15 years fucking around on the computer and i got nothing except a GED and i never learned how to drive, i don't have a permit or license, and family cant help and i have no friends. i dont know anything about the world. what do I do? im living off of unemployment checks until 2025i've worked retail and food service but i prefer being a NEET. interacting with the public and minimum effort workplaces don't really pay enough and they don't really teach you any concrete skills. besides finding an autist back of house job to afford a used lexus and maybe filling out FAFSA next January and trying to go to college idk what to do. i didnt learn how to ride a bike or tie my shoes until i was 20 because it was too frustrating and i always immediately lost at sports. don't even know what my SAT score is, never took it. got terminated from my grocery store shelf stocking job after i got burnt out with the 40/hr week and commute, the stress of not knowing what to do with myself and the prospect of working retail forever compounded with not enough free time to process my situation led me to try and cope with heavy cannabis concentrate use and i stopped showing up to work and got terminated. i haven't had a job since may of 2024. i quit weedcan't join the US military because of OCD and Recurrent Major Depression diagnoses and Cymbalta (duloxitine) which i was rx'd after my psych ward stay (i couldn't think about anything except planning suicide so i just went to the ER)i don't think i'm capable of having a hobby or interest because i never had one as a kid and i always detect that whatever "hobby" i think i'm into is simply a way to avoid my life and there is no joy. people tell me i need to get a hobby but i don't feel interested in anything. feel like i gave up on life when i was a kid and i've just been avoiding life and now i have to either die or do something
>>205539149>The show is overqrd
Does anyone have a time-lapse clip of Burt sorting papers for two hours straight? If nothing else it's hope the wiggers can pull the footage and render that. Would be absolute Kino.
why are there tires?
>>205539200based
who peepee poopood first?
Kill yourselves
where is payton?
>>205542455she's with me
monkey is PACKING
>>205542175every man has to figure this shit out on his own. helps if you have a dad. grow up
>>205542175youre going to have to make some hard choices and sacrifice personal time to develop a career, business administration or hotel management might suit you. the only way youre going to get somewhere in life is by saving money and finding a skill. if you are modestly in shape and blackpilled i suggest the tradepill, you will slave away for the first 4 years though, move to australia or england maybe youll have a different experience
Ok Jet these freeloaders are boring, kick them out and send him in
>Burt still awakesomebody gotta kill this nigger pesthow stupid of him to stay awake all night and look around like a fucking spastic. The other at least got some rest but when everyone is awake again they'll turn it up and this fuck shit nigga won't be able to nap like he always does. His brain and nerves are getting fried.
>>205543883an even more boring guy?
>>205543898has he not even been to sleep?
>>205542175Grow up loser
The Cell should continue to be a tradition. (You) aren't allowed to disagree because you're probably a huge faggot. But how would (You) improve it? I'll start with an obvious.>there should be things going on outside the cell in the rest of the house
Burt is peeing again I repeat burt is peeing again
== PAYTON UPDATE ==She WOKE UP and then went back to SLEEP.
I went to bed, did anyone shit or piss in the room?
The retards could regain some trust from the retard contestants if they bring in some of the quitters as freeloaders. Nontent Ted would probably jump at the chance to come back.
>>205544110there were three empty bottles sitting on the windowsill that alex says were meant for piss. there is only one there now. wat means? idk
missing this goofball
>>205544182Burt showed his dick and pissed on camera in a bottle and the YT FTL live feed cut out and got removed
>>205544269lmao why would anyone report it
>The paranoid schizo is being sleep deprived
Mizzy drew us a picture
>>205540829they should've done a more subtle, psychological fishtank under the guise of famous house for the whole thing but desu I don't think that would be within the capabilities
>>205544280The Wiggers likely took it down themselves to avoid their channel being nuked
>>205544305>burt will fucking KILL alex, sibbal, and JOBE and all of you will say "jet i kneel"
>>205544353hopefully with it returning to fishtank they will have to drop the youtube streams anyway
>>205544328mogged by ck's fish drawing (i don't have that saved)
>leave for vacation on thursday>come back today>like half the fish are gone and everyone is saying the season is deadWhat the fuck happened? Did Jet JET IT UP again?
>>205544434The normies are somehow not taking normie torture house too well!
>>205544036yeah, sam and jet should do a paypig stream in the den, bragging about advancing the culture.the cell is the problem. the 'prank' is that (You) get to sit through funny and original ear rape sfx without having a shot at 5k.
>>205544434Fishtank reveal happened. Smaack left before that because her family were blowing up their phones and they didn't want to put her through hell house. Alexis left, they started The Cell except of actually coming up with shit for them to do they just let the fish sit there and spam TTS/SFX and have paypigs buy balls to put into the room. Sneed left early on the Cell.
>>205544434You missed the I KNEEL part of the cycle on Friday. We are it's so over posting currently but I feel we will be so back once the cell is over
>>205544517>they didn't want to put her through hell houseIs this head cannon or did they say this? I was under the impression they were legally obliged to tell smaack that her family said there was an emergency, even if they were lying to get her off the show.
Remember that time Smaack was cute in the confession Trick question: Smaacks always cute
>>205544566Jet literally said it in chat many hours before it happened. There's even a screencap of it floating around.
Anyone got clips of L'ron and alexis going home?
>>205544517>actually coming up with shit for them to dowdym? sam came in to lift and got gassed out before burt and the freeloaders, thus maintaining his intimidating aura. that's kino. i love my strong e-daddy. he could like frickin kick a commie in the head. 1488.
>>205539166I love starting my day with the daily burt
They should at least give the fuckers booze.
>Burt stayed up all night awaiting TTS:(Anyone have the clip of Sam admitting there's no famous neighborhood? Did he do it right before the cell?
>>205544636but that would make them have to pis- oh.
>>205544642Burt stayed up all night because he's schizophrenic, anon.
>>205544642its probably so that he can just sleep off tts when he leaves with someone later burt said he has a lot of money from online tutoring during the pandemic, i think he just wants to get out of that room but not be alone when he does
When are rp challenges starting?
to be fair, Simbal did nothing wrong
>>205544680burt is usually on his own anyway
>>205539200would red smaak, but only that smaak, no other smaak, other colored smaak's are ugly.
everyone who got creeped out by the reveal were more creeped out by the show being live rather than it being a 'mean' show. they shouldn't have lied about this.also, the mean show is just loud noises and poo poo caca again. why even bother assembling an interesting cast when this could be done with homeless people? sam has enough retarded fans who'd sit through hours of sfx.
>>205544753Legendary
>>205544753How did you get it to look real?
You can pinpoint the moment S3 diedhttps://x.com/yoshi_piss/status/1853891933384655275
>>205544738lel his head was right under her ass at one point
>>205544753is there video of this? what happened after?
>>205544765>if burt snaps and starts murdering everyone, who do you think would escape? Alex would die for surei don't think simbal would even try to fight him, which increases his chance of survival
>>205542175damn that gun sexy af
>>205542291>famoushouse closed>i'm gay and retarded>it's over
>>205544780they never posted the video
>>205544783wrong post
>>205544753>wear the face of a guy you hate fucking a chicklol they sure showed him
>>205544738Kek I've been eyeing that too, and although he's oddly snuggled up closer to her feet, it hasn't seen that deliberate to me.
>>205544423did he actually say that? who's that nigga trynna fool?
>>205544753they look exactly as expected
the only good thing is that i can drop it. six weeks is a big investment. rip famous house
burt about to shit
>>205544753legit still makes me laugh, holy shit
>>205544753thought that was one of their friends behind them but it was charls
>>205544783Simbal beat the guy in arm wrestling. Somehow I don't think Burt will come out of it standing.
is she autistic?
>>205544753Here
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>>205544753is this what you have to do to reach short king status? i don't think that i have it in me.
>>205544753>>205544780you don't wanna know
>>205544828>Burt goes crazy>Simbal knocks him out in one punch>All the girls love him now >I have been... redeemed
Binx nip tape
>>205544780Sam aggressively sucked on their cocks to show them a lesson!
>>205544836kek
>>205544856I can work with this
>>205544856damn her ass looks weird here, like that lennons photo
my pubes are the longest theyve ever been (over 2 inches) thoughts? should I shave them, should i braid them, what do?
>>205544840>Binxwalkers attacking the 19 year old girl because they're jealous of her youthIt really is sad.
>>205544873shave them and eat them
>>205544575I 'member
>>205544819>"they look exactly as expected" - Sam Hyde
>>205544836Charls' reaction gets me every time.
>>205544872one of the nastiest photos ever
what does africa do with their crazies?
>>205544887tires on neck
Burt is acting real fishy (haha get it?) right now
>>205544887send them north
>>205544887nacklace them
did anyone use tinychat? there was rooms for /mu/, /fa/, and a few /r9k/ ones at different points. we used to watch each other sleep and shit on webcam.
Been no lifeing this season but after yesterday I'm debating cutting my losses and not watching it live anymore and just catching up via clips, what about you /ftl/? Are you still watching?
>>205544894i know they do that for criminals but their mentally ill?
>>205544887Send them to Europe
>>205544887Necklace
>>205544496>yeah, sam and jet should do a paypig stream in the den, bragging about advancing the culture.That's one idea!
>>205544872john had a nice ass, stop lying.
>>205544575Yeshttps://x.com/MrFahre19425017/status/1853542085468565646
>>205544887this >>205544909almost all african refugees I have seen are schizos
>>205544831wdytm
>>205544856>it's a good cast
>>205544915nigga had a buttcrack longer than the rest of his back
>>205539149where is the fat blonde
>>205544915wrong picture
>burt will piss on the camera without shame>burt doesn't need to sleep>burt's schizophrenic mind palace keeps him constantly occupied burt was built for this. if he needs to shit he will 100% do it on camera.
I’m glad Smaack was saved from this torture. She was too pure and beautiful to be treated like this.
>>205544935They were virgins?
>>205544935dam yoko had a terrible ass
they are doing the evangelion "congratulations" bit to fuck with burt on his birthday right?
>>205544935He had a better ass than his wife, but then again asians rarely have nice asses.
>>205544908sure why not
same vibe
>>205544935post the front picture
did people really just want famous house for six weeks? it already getting old
>>205544960you posted the same thing in paypig chat, go back
>>205544976Maybe, but they fumbled after the reveal either way.
Is Burt going to shit in the tires?
>>205544828>somehowburts arms are like 90% synthol
>>205544999we can only hope
>>205544976rarely like threads like this will be positive anon. it's the same as following manga weekly
pull burt out, tell him he won the secret challenge, tell the others that burt figured it out and another 2 people can win the secret challenge thats more than just being the last person in the cell for gaslight moment
>>205543914TJ is literally only as boring as the environment he finds himself in. He is the perfect litmus test for if production is facilitating anything entertaining truth nuve /thread
>>205544935>John Lenon's ass is better than Yoko Ono's
>>205542598he rightly thinks its shit
Cute
>>205544976did you want the cell for 6 weeks? that's how it's gonna be for the rest of the show. s2 was briefly saved by jimmy's aggressive retardation. once he was gone, there were no more fish who'd be interesting to bully. and bullying is the only thing they're able to attempt.jet said they would improve. THEY FAILED!
Why did Sam forgive Charls?
burt enjoys placing items in a careful, orderly fashion.
WAKE UP WIGGERS DO YOUR JOB
>>205545037white jeet
where is the fat blonde for fuck sake
>>205545037he's literally raping her in this pic and you think its cute?
will payton be able to endure as long as the men?probably not. will burt give away victory to alex if it comes down to it? probably. will binx get bullied and then kicked off by wiggers? very possibly. will simbal be able to fix his public image before he leaves? probably not.
>>205545027if they make up even more convoluted and stupid rules all of them will leave. they don't know whats expected of them already.
>>205544804when the chick was ferried from one state to another to circumvent age of consent laws, yes lol you did own him
>>205545037How does Alex always make the cute pairings with all the girls
Reminder that baby sneed confirmed that Smaack's family finding out that the show is racist is why she left. That one anon that contacted her sister cucked us out of content and should probably be killed.
>>205545049no, alex isn't pretending to accidentally rest his head on her feet/ass like jeet would
>>205545037THAT’S A 19 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FUCK
>>205545061>will binx get bullied and then kicked off by wiggers?i hope so.
>>205545074Sorry poorfag, but the paypiggies don't want women on the show :-)
>>205545046Why did Charls forgive Sam? Holding grudges isn't manly
>>205545046the better question is why did charls forgive sam
Could watching fishtank and buying BAAAALLS be the solution to male loneliness???
>>205544976>not liking the way too sudden reveal means we want week 1 famous house for the entire run
Is burt about to crack the code with the green balls inside the tyre
>>205543914TJ would chill them out with his shonen protagonist aura and they would get to see what it takes to win fiahtank.
>>205545084women are so fucking dumb
>>205545079I like her more than the rest, so there should be a reasonable chance for her to endure it and win, even if it's harder than what everyone else has to do
THE FAT BLONDE WHERE IS SHE
>>205545084>>>/twitter/
>>205545084I don’t get it
>>205545084notice how they never mention a strong nuclear family or a close-knit communitybetter rent and better public transport is just a more efficient way of making you a goyslave
who is behind the tires?
>>205545107she left
>>205545062the cell is the most boring challenge, do you want to watch it for most of the remaining 4 weeks?
>>205545107off partying somewhere while her kid is starving
I'm close to thinking burt is acting. But even if it does become obvious it has still been a mind blowing performance.
>>205545082Money
>>205545101women are never truly socialist
>>205545107back home neglecting her 3-yeard old boy and stealing pills from the hospital
>>205545084Why are swedes hella lonely then, they gotta import friends from syria
>>205545120gay wrestler Conner
>>205545122no, they should have just kept tts on so they couldn't sleep and that shit would have been over by now.
>>205545130best actor i've ever seen if he's acting.
WHISPER TAX
Princess binx chan just woke up how does she look so kawaii (˘3˘)
>>205545117>close-knit communityare people normally friends with their neighbours? isn't that too much?
>>205544887they become shaman and conduct spirit dances and other weird rituals
>>205545107Thick. NOT fat
>>205545121when did this happen i have been on a bender
>>205545154This but unironically
>>205545090>way too sudden revealnot really, all except la'ron were counting rice without asking questions. problem 1: lexi and payton got creeped out by being live. problem 2: there is nothing to reveal.
>>205545130If he has kept up the acting for 2 weeks straight, he needs an oscar. Ain't no way.
>>205545084What does this even mean>UBI and walkable cities would make men less lonely???
>be this faggot>allegedly scout out smaack through social media most likely in hopes to fuck her once the show is over>turns out she is super sensitive>sperg out in the chat and constantly worry for her safety>ask the chat if you should let her go despite her enjoying herself overall>block all TTSes even mentioning her name the entire day before she leaves>fucking snitch to her about her family allegedly chimping out that she's on a chud show and cultivated a chud fanbase>still simp for her after she's left the show>follow her on ig>doesn't follow back>she follows the literal niggerfaggot back instead>have the face and frame of a cuckFrank was right about this pussy
>>205539166I fucking love the daily burt, please keep it going
>>205545167happened yesterdaytake care of yourself anon
wait who the fuck is this guy
Mizzy, Alex and Payton must be exhausted to sleep through this shit
>>205539149I forget Payton is 19, until she gets upset and sounds like a dyke cunt and uses the i'm a 19 year old little girl excuse.
>>205544927she is the only one in the whole room full of strangers to change or put off clothes to sleep
>Payton and Alex no reactionBroken homes, people. Broken homes.
>>205545175>be Ben>see Payton having a panic attack and crying>force her to do a fake acting bit>it's cruel, hilarious and somehow actually helps her calm downBen should take over
>>205545084I'd be less lonely without income taxes and mass immigration.
Wyatt Guys, ww@?
GET UP FISH
>>205545175>follow her on ig>doesn't follow backouchie lol
Binx is masturbating under her hoodie
>>205545184is that the lead singer of deftones
I imagine the morning after the cell starts is always the worst. You can no longer sleep away the time, and you realize the long boring day ahead.
>>205545130playing it up, but not acting >>205545173unions mean like better pay, consistent work, local faction to be loyal to, more money to go out to restaurants socially. walkable cities are defenseless against the homeless, so i don't know how that fits into it
>Fly ASMR in the loftFly ASMR in the loft.
>>205545173They think that the solution is free time and less monetary stress. Japan has / had a sort of agreement with its citizens where everything is kind of affordable but they don't get paid too well, and Tokyo has the best metro in the world. And yet, the male loneliness there is worse than the western world. So these women are dumb.
>>205544036The cell is Hell Week. Everything before it was just boot camp.
>>205545184WYAAAAATTT I don't know that guy
LMAO
>>205545183thank you fren. i'm just drinking now.
>>205545175Even Jet finds Frank annoying? Plus isn't Smaack seven years his senior
>>205545175>Thinks Smaack will be a super liberal leftist and act like Tayleigh to attract TTS>She's just an insanely likeable girloops
what if burd spilled his pee bottle all over binx
>>205545188>Put off clothesJeet detected
>>205545188god her ass is so fati need that muzzy
>>205545188Thats not autismThats normal
SEND IN HASSLE NOWPUT HIM IN THE CELL NOW
WHERE ARE THE PAYTON PISS VIDEOS
Its another production get to play with tts and sfx episode ive already seen it before.
>>205545224free time just leads to more loneliness
>>205544976For at least another week maybe two, doing the reveal on the Second week of a show that is running for six weeks was very premature.
>>205545236>thumbs upping a retard's piss bottle is pick me behavior!
>>205545204>no income taxi don't think a collapse of agriculture, general infrastructure, and the economy as a whole would make me less lonely
>>205545236Is this nigga pissing pure fanta?
>>205545245>>205545084Smaack is the solution to male loneliness
The Cell is basically India and Simbal will unfortunately win this because it's his natural habitat.Don't give him the money Jet, he's a bad person.
>>205545188life is mizzy
>>205545251haha based. that would be frickin EPIC! i'm laughing over here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAA!
>>205545253yeah right, take off, i am retarded
>>205545261none yet, but dont worry her bladder has to be full to bursting rn.
Alexis was such a sexy PAWG. Horrible human being, however.
>>205545277HE IS A VERY GOOD BAD BOY
STOP WISHERING WHORE
attention wiggers:whisper tax on mizzy.
>>205545270Yeah it is
Wholesome morning wakeup chat sleepover tank :D so edgy! waoh definitely worth it
>>205545266I agree, as most people lack drive. Free time is absolutely not some magical, perfect solution like they think it is. It will give people time for artistic endeavors? Yeah right. More goofing sessions maybe.
>>205545285ugly plastic ho
>>205545274no income tax on my tax bracket. 50k-90k. That's fucking poor fag territory. I made 70k and I paid 16k in taxes last year and got fucking nothing for it. Stop stealing my poorfag wages
>binx is talkingalright im out
>>205545188It was insanely hot in there
>>205539149What's the company's name behind FishTank? I'm going to sue for false advertising. I was one of the pay pigs trying to create a romantic relationship with Burt and now all that money was wasted since he knows Computer isn't real
>>205545322kek
>>205545216I am not anti union but how exactly does any of that help incels that can't get laid or make friends
I want Simbal to win since the reveal for some reason.
>Finally>Finally have contestants that don't need production to goad them into doing things>Finally cliques are just naturally forming. >Finally schemes are naturally being produced>Finally strategy is coming into focus for each fish clique.>Let's turn it into hellhouse with everyone just lying around sleeping.This is Neptunian.
Are these tires to poop in?
>>205545157way back when. in agrarian societies. your houses werent next to each other granted.
Just grabbed a bunch of my armpit hair and ripped it out
>>205545331Bigg Topp Productionz, LLC
>>205545311What isn't then? Just sitting absolutely still and not talking?
>>205545276many are saying this
>>205545184Don't you recognize your father?
WIGGERS ARE LAME HOLY SHIT
>>205545336fact
>>205545336But how could you hate this?? It's fishtank but wholesome its so good. it makes me feel less alone
Why is Alex so good with women? You can tell they genuinely feel comfrtable around him even though hes kinda schizo. I also noticed he touches them but in the most casual way. Alex...rizzer?
cute!
>>205545341congrats
>>205544856these are too small :(
>>205545360he's goofy
>>205545360yeah basically
>>205545335You're a street shitter that's why
>>205545361they look like siblings
>>205545336>watching the contestants try to cope and keep playing like its a real reality show as shit just gets weirder and weirder around them, as they are constantly gaslit and wondering what is real and what is notinstead we get this shit. what could have been
>>205545236KINO SCREENSHOT
>>205545361She now realizes she needs a man in her life. Her gay days are over
>>205545361>2 man cuddlingCute
>>205545361Payton just got up for a moment, looked at alex, saw he was there, and fixed herself, then she visibly put her head up again and bent to look down and check symbal LOL.. Alex is also kind of awake and knows she moved (opened his eyes to check after she went back to the same spot next to him)
Anyone else leave? Connor looks like?>• The show is overWhat's this note in reference to? Why is the show over?
>Binx impressed Payton didn't quit in the middle of the night.
>>205545360He's non-threatening, he's not trying to flirt with them. Flirt touch and friend touch a woman can sense what you're trying to do. The Jeet was trying to flirt touch and it was creepy Alex is friend touching and it's endearing, he's got no ulterior motive.
Why is the pajeet so huddled up to Payton and Alex? There's so much more space on the other corner.
>>205545335He plays a good role as the antagonist
>>205545321If you want to get rid of income tax for lower income brackets by offsetting it with much higher income tax for the upper class, most leftists would agree, but barring that you're basically asking infrastructure as you know it to be nuked
>>205545396connor is behind the tires
>>205545376Alex says he has 19 year old dyke sister too. He was like, >maaan what a relief that was. Boys are animals. monsters. It made me so happy that she won't have to deal with that.The Bernard family estate is fucked.
>>205545406>Why is the Jeet doing Jeet things
>>205545335i want him to win just to piss off everyone watchingbut sadly, i dont think he will (i mean the whole show)
>>205545336DUDE, didn't you hear those LOUD gunshot/scream sfx? they're gonna pee pee caca in the closet. that's fucking wild. too edgy for TV. culture has been advanced.
>>205545396Connor is spooning Jobe>>205545406He was slowly moving closer to Payton all night. His face was almost in her ass 2 hours ago but then she kept moving
>>205545395Balex is a distraction, Paylex is the real endgame couple
>>205545395Probably just acting asleep so she doesnt have to talk to anyone/ isnt involved in some bs
BURT IS WHISPERING SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY
>>205545397I am also impressed. Would be absolutely insane if she made it to the end
>binx talkingi will now watch your stream again
Did they do anything to the house other than slightly moving some bric-a-brac and putting shoes in the fridge?
>>205545236>Grandma still thinks she will win>Doesn’t know Sam will go hardcore on her>Shave her head while making fun of her dead motherGrandma gonna get a heart attack
>>205545276smaack cute
PAY IS STANDING
==PAYTON UPDATE==payton is awake
why do i have a nuke launch key?
Anyone have the clip of Sam telling Payton no more vaping and her going "Yes sir"
>>205545448Anyone would be retarded to not shave their head for 50k.
>>205545448is this alex's obese wife?
>>205545428it was below freezing last night
>>205545448They’re going to coddle Binx and carry her to victory since she’s the fan favorite and generates the most money from TTS and toys.
Burt is going to be a dude wipe fan for life after this.
>>205544976It was only "getting old" because the wiggers have no real ideas beyond this low level fake torture crap. There's not really any point in the fake reality TV show conceit if it's just going to be a contest of who can do the most degrading shit for money. They ruined the show.
anyone use dudewipes irl? they actually suck, stink bad and definitely dont make you feel clean
the wiggers are afraid of spraying burt aren't they
I’ve got a feeling that this will be the longest Cell yet. Simbal, Binx and Burt will be the last three
>>205545448Idk if we were watching two separate shows for the last two seasons but they will literally never make fun of her dead mom and probably won't even let through any tts about it
>>205545479I just wet my toilet papers before wiping
>>205545479dude they are filled with micro plasticsuse a bidet
>>205545472You're a fucking faggot you know that? People like you disgust me
You just know that room fucking stinks. I feel gross just imagining it.
WHY tf did they turn off TTS and SFX during the key moments of the cell, when the fishes are sleeping? this is when the true torment should begin, being spammed with NIGGER and CUNT and other socially banned words would drive them insane..
>>205545479I use the little portable ones at my work. I think they’re nice but bidets are better.
>>205545448Can't wait to start my bald binx folder.
why the fuck is the indian getting so close to payton
>>205545474I think they're gonna let her be in the final 3 with Payton and Simbal / Alex. Then Payton can win by the "tattoo removal challenge." They know Binx is a little too keyed in, and I don't think they'll let her win. Payton is already on an independence and anger arc, which is awesome. They will keep Binx and Alex within the MDE sphere because they're fantastic for stuff like Bloodgames.
>>205545107Here is footage of Alexis leaving yesterday Anon https://youtu.be/Tc73F5UVRYo?si=srcVLalRLi97-e96
LIFE IS MIZZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_PvlziOqU
>the build up to fishtank was the wiggers slowly getting less strict with "computer">+ the cryptic tv bitIt was a missed opportunity to not include Jeremy slowly losing control of his temper and letting it out on gay ben or vance in some way. They had two weeks. Sad!
>>205545479yeah i got them once because they were on sale and theyre trash
>>205545504Needs to be moderated and mods need to sleep
>>205545450>>205545350>>205545276I bet you look like Cryokeen
>>205545496Your ass has paper dandruff
>>205545396>What's this note in reference to? Why is the show over?bitching about the cell. "we're so back" phase coming soon
>>205545203When did this happen? Qrd?
>>205545028actually true
>>205539149How will simps react once blue haired grandma get’s kicked out?Will it be more or less seething than when smack left?
>>205545509binx has that pink wig btw
>>205545257>Frank opens the front door, ready to le heckin hassle these dweebs >Fishtank, my time to shine>Maybe I'll kiss one of the girls again, he thinks of binx's cute latin-american smirks>Door opens>!!!>Boogie is waiting there, despondent over VP Kamala Harris having lost the election.>Frank is a bit stunned but quickly reacts back into hassle mode, with the composure of a professional>Try to mess with him>call him fat, a big slob>ask him if he's here to sell crypto>No response>The steely resolve of an entirely broken man>"W-what are you going to do, shoot me?" Frank quips>He can see the panic of his own face breaking character in the reflection of Boogies dead stagnant eyes hidden in his bloated swollen head>Boogie remembers his failures>his public humiliations>The circling of the drain, the end of my life>It all started with you>Frank, realizing the nature of the man he's facing; decides to start backing away>Boogie doesn't break eye contact as he pulls the trigger
anybody else having a 1 frame per 10 seconds slideshow? audio is working fine tho
>>205545484Maybe it will go on for a whole month, and Sam and his crew can take a vacation as TTS continues to make them tons of money. Would be the craziest Cell yet! I love season 3. The real game has begun.
>>205545520They needed to milk tts
Is 14 hours the longest a group has lasted in the Cell without leaving? (minus gay ass "prince" of course)
>>205545455>>205545456ARISE MY PRINCESS
>>205545483Burt will go down as the most coddled because they know they can milk the pigs with him.
>>205545514>Starts off with production told me toKek. Neptune, you did it again.
Imagine if they had Jet go in right now and shit right in the middle of the floor. That would be diabolical.
>>205545184Homeless drifter they found at a bus shelter
BINX IS ABOUT TO PEE AND OR POOP IN THE CORNER
>>205545236BEEP BEEP. 9amTy for screen capping this. Legendary pic
>>205545347Not being an e-whore for a start.
>>205545554Sincerely do not understand how restreams have better frames and quality than the main site. I don't know tech at all though.
>>205545334most friendless incels are unemployed to the point where "NEET" is in their common vocabulary
nasty hair
>>205545513They are so retarded this should but will never happen man, youve seen all the good shit they did this season alone but how they fumbled it only to barely squeeze by for no reason
>>205545549not happening chud
First time Jobe made me laughhttps://x.com/Spoosh11/status/1855512526273855631?t=KAExc-ZNB1DK7NdVa8jNWA&s=19
>>205545578The NPCs (not based Burt) will leave once the shit bucket get’s it’s first meal!My idea would be to bring in legit crackhead hobos and make them shit and piss in that room
>>205545188it took him 60 seconds to proceed nose-brain-dick barrier information about woman's fat smelly ass in the air
>>205545604he can't help himself its genetic
>>205545501sneed said it smelled like sweaty sumo wrestlers
>>205545564Yeah they’re on track to beat the other seasons in terms of time if it continues like this
>>205545588>Grandma is baldingIMAO haah haaaaah haaa
>>205545614how is Jobe the only person in that room, tired of Burt gay shit?
>>205545597I'm actually a little miffed they didn't do the Election Smear Campaign Commercial idea. It was a total no-brainer. A clip compilation of Signal touching girls, and the clips of Alexis stealing Mizzy's candy. In fact, the idea of showing them clips of themselves was COMPLETELY underutilized! They didn't even have to do it themselves! Anons here do it without payment! It's self-producing content and they're so fucking retarded for not seeing this.
>>205545578This but jimmy
How can they hold their poop for so long?
>>205545501ben was gagging when he entered the room. he seems to be particularly sensitive to smells though.
>>205545564yeah but they also started the cell earlier in the day this time then other seasons. expect alot of leaving in the morning.
>>205545644He's the only one that's not a normie.
I bet binx Chan's poo is all glittery and like a rainbow probably smells like strawberries ^_^
>>205545642>anon doesn't know what a cowlick is
>>205544753Bless Edie and Marky. Sam fucked a tranny and a child
>>205545090why would not want a sudden reveal? stretching that shit out would suck
Lowkey rooting for Payton desu. Good on her for not bitching out like the other turbonormies, especially since she initially freaked out the most
>>205545652Sam should do a challenge were they have to box each other in the stomach
>>205545658Gagging noises, like when about to vom, are my trigger for laughter. I cannot stop laughing when I hear it. Ben's gagging made me cry laughing.
>>205545681i hope she wins
>>205545644Connor is constantly saying stuff back to Burt
>>205545614Jobe is King
Are we all just forgetting that production LIED to us last night? They turned off cameras specifically to grab balls and recycle them, and got caught doing so. This showed how fucking truly sociopathic Jet and the rest of the wiggers are. They actually don't have a heart of gold or any of that nonsense. They don't care about us. They're just greedy and fucking evil. Stop watching this show.
Burt isn't bisexual, he's a full on deviant faggot.
>>205545665Who is this old man with blue hair, he should shave i can see his beard shadow
>>205545681she has my endorsement
>>205545642Those are her roots coming in fag (her hair is not naturally blue)
They should make Binx poop in a bag and sell it. They can also sell her used tampons.
>>205545662yea, it's called personality excretion
>>205544819yeah they don't look like they watch this shit lmao
>>205545650And he looks at the cam and says ME ME ME did a greeeeeenpoo then walks out.
wait i thought they had bathroom breaks? (im not watching a lot)is payton/binx really going to piss on cam ... i guess they can just climb inside the tires and do it there.but BURT seems to be the default winner here so why even try.
Payton should not be here for her 20th birthday. Kick her NOW Jet.
LA Ron left yesterday during the cell after Alexis. Here is his Instagram Live he did after the show where he calls us racist nazis https://youtu.be/PeotL4vidsI?si=GUQTnd8qhXuoXNdc
>>205545696>usthis isn't the paypig thread anon
>>205545698coming out as bisexual at 30 after coming out as gay 10 years before was business decision. degenerate boomers wanted to see their wife get fucked too.
>>205545696lmao get fucked paypig
>>205545696Are you really that retarded? You are watching MDE you moron, they HATE SIMPS AND PAYPIGS LIKE YOU.Hope you paid a lot of money for nothing you losers, bet Sam will buy another car from you loser bucks. Kek
>>205545730kys cyro
someone should grab paypay by the back of the head and start hitting her until shes a sobbing wreck
>>205545698From what i gather he says it because he is attracted to all but he clearly just loves dudes.
>>205545681This plus she’s the only simpable left
>>205545696I dont care that they lied so that paypigs would send more money, if you are dumb enough to send them money for plastic balls you deserve it being scammed from you.
>>205545729interesting 20th>>205545737gay people don't have a repulsion to women like normal guys do to men
>>205545477it wasn't just that. it was getting old in general. there's only so much gaslighting you can do before it gets old and repetitive. you can't that hard without giving everything away anyway
>>205545711Grandmas bald spot is almost as bad as Connors hahahah
why is director moving? they are all in the same room
>>205545336GORANIAN
>>205545737He's into men, women, trannies, nonbinaries, and everything in between. A fuck is a fuck. You'd understand if you were high T.
>>205545696get bent paypiggy
>>205545696Weird freak
>>205545730hope people never stop bothering this fag for the rest of his baby psychic life
what secret codes other than CELL are there?
>>205545681she's leaving right now
why are you niggas not just watching big brother if that's what you want from the show?
fishtank live down?
The best possible outcome is Payton winning at this point.
>>205545773They're attacking ppv again so who knows.
>>205545794marky
>>205545698He’s not bisexual because he’s not attracted to women but he’ll fuck their holes without hesitation. I don’t know what the term would be
>>205545730holy NOSE dude
>>205545806i already tried it actually lol
>>205545604the consistency at which this happens would seem made up if i didnt know better
>They're letting the fish use the bathroom so site is downlame
>>205545729It's her birthday today?
>>205545810a degenerate
More tires inbound
>>205545820YT up, they are still in room
>>205539166My daily burtpill
>>205545773Binx was pissing
>>205545822No but it's this month.
>>205545820Only ppv is down.
>>205545721HOLY SHITThese are the loser freaks simping for grandma and the Troon hahahahahah my sidesThey are so ugly that even blue granny would laugh at themThe one in the middle standing in front of the TV looks like a convicted child molester, bet he is a paypig
>>205545822no her bday is the 30th
are they actually allowed to use the bathroom?
>>205545781*high TrenTren can cause all sorts of intense paraphilic urges
>>205545847>HOLY SHLIT>>>/twitter/
>>205545721How could you live with yourself looking like this? Fucking insane.
>>205545794Channing!
>>205545721okay anon not fucking cool man. where in the flying fuck did you get that pic of me on the top middle.. actually fucking weirded out right now. i never took that fucking picture man
Lmaoo Aaron is fucking around in the kitchen rn
>>205545824It needs to be more precise than that though
someone should drag paypay around by the hair for a laugh
Who's snoring?
>>205545866why do trump shills say this on twitter all the time?
>Jeet still moving closer to PaytonRapetank time
>>205545696That was such a pathetic and stupid thing to do that i almost can't believe it happenedOn the other hand paypigs should be euthanised. I'd actually have more respect for you if you spent all your money on WWE Champions than fucking balls
>>205545888connor
why aren't they fucking with eachotehr to get them to leave
Who the fuck is snoring
>>205545730mauro+ sneed colab when?
have the fish peed at all? except for burt, i saw him pee
>>205545758Payton is literally the only decent contestant in that room. Everyone else is insufferable. She cooked, cleaned, and keeps to herself.
Life is Seinfeld
Aaron and Charlie are about to fight in the kitchen
>>205545890backed into a corner right vhere he vants har
>>205545534I unironically believe I'd be top 5 most handsome male fish if I ever joined the show. Brian and Luke do mog me, but me and TJ would fight for the third spot
>>205545897normies
>>205545900Mizzy
Life status?
>>205545771It was just that. The fake reality tv show is the premise of fishtank, and I don't see what the point is if you're not going to do anything with it. If they had kept up the guise and figured out subtle ways to fuck with the contestants, I'd still be watching. But they were too eager to do... the fucking Cell? Give me a break. If anything's getting old, it's shit like that and TTS. Also, why kick Luke and Ian? The audience liked them and they were just going to reveal the show was fake a week later anyway. No real point. No plan. Like usual. Getting old.
>PPV says /ftl/ is all simps>Site goes downWeb gods I KNEEL
>>205545906oh im aware
>>205545866Keep seething paypig fatty, even a prostitute wouldn’t wanna fuck you for money You hideous freaks really pay for plushies and balls kek, you will never have friends and you are going to die as a lonely fat nerd loser. Imao
>>205545918high key mizzy ngl
>>205545721
>>205545923damn is the ppv land stream dead for good?
>>205545918It's a good cast status?
>>205545891I've spent more money on Cody Rhodes than I make in half a year and I still have leftover money to support my favorite show
Last time I looked at /tv/ there was like 6 of these threads ongoing at once and now one can't fill after 7 hours. That tells me everything I need to know and I can move on from this until whenever they do it next year.
Mizzy's snoring is cute!
Has Burt been awake all night?
guys should i keep watching the cell if i want to keep the idea in my head of all women being naturally beautiful and clean
>>205545944tell us more about how you don't care
>>205545938i mean it actually is a good cast, this is a jet fuckup.why they didnt do a gradual transition is beyond me.
>>205545951has Burt ever slept?
>>205545936>Fat gray bearded nerd>In his 50sYeah it’s a Fishtank paypig alright
>>205545906>only decent contestant in that room>cooked, cleaned, and keeps to herselfso she's pure nontent, turn your computer off and get a gf you can watch do this shit
>>205545951He’s keeping an eye on Connor and Wyatt so they don’t try to rape Alex.
>>205545944It is 6-9am in the US but yes the show is dead, see ya next season
>>205545962wait until they bring in the backup contestants
Wait, is the youtube stream delayed or did they all really go back to sleep?
>>205545944You probably looked at the threads midday before and not in the morning when half the people are asleep fucktard
>>205545944yeah honestly the reveal was peak of the show, they're not gonna be able to match it. I'll check in once they decide who's winning
>>205545970Alex is nontent now too, Binx become a full on ethot and Burt's schtick got old. I'd rather the underdog win.
I’ve been hitting myself in the head and screaming for the past hour over the fact that I’ll never have a Binx gf
>>205545954women are disgusting and can smell like asshole and fish puss, they're capable of stinking worse than men
>>205545999Endorse Simbal
is there a bucket in the closet?are all the fish except burt really still holding it in after 16 hours?
>>205545989sleep. welcome back to the true fishtank
maybe ppv hasn't abondoned us, maybe they're setting up a dvr again!
Guys we really need more posts about how people aren’t watching anymore and how this is the worst season ever and how Jet is a failure and for them to keep posting the same thing day after day while not watching the show that’d be funny
>>205545906
>>205544575its funny i don't find her as cute when she's among her lefty bubble. She looks cunty. But among convert RW-ish guys like Sam and the wiggers she looks and acts breedable.
I dont like doompostingI really dontBut I genuinely dont see a path to recovery here
I'm all in on Mizzy now. I want her to>win the cell>win the tank>bare children for Sam who can skip legday
>>205546018it's not about humor, it's about trvth
I'm impressed that Payton is still standing, she has a competitive mindset, does anyone know how many fishbucks she has?
>>205545999yeah but they were content before, payton has been, is and certainly will stay nontent
>>205546018This but unironically. What a fuck up. They destroyed their own show... again. Worse than season 2 even.
>>205545906>>205545970She's the axis around which this season rotates. The only redeemable soul.
>>2055460404.
>>205546023
Wyatt Family how we feelin?
>>205545906also by far the most coventionally attractive woman ever to be near the slop that is fishtank.
>>205546006i dont believe you
>>205546018There’s nothing 4chan sissies love more than complaining about something like women
>Ian sits on a couch and sleeps all dayBASED BASED BASED>Payton sits in a corner and sleeps all dayBASH HER SKULL AND RAPE HER
>>205546026Jeez it's almost like we're all human beings and generally like to get along with the people we're around without screaming at each other despite differences in personal philosophy, I'm shocked
This is right about where Sam peaked.
>>205546042how? how is it destroyed?
>>205546030there is none.they had a plan, and probably a good one, for an amazing mkultra operation and a gradual transition from famous house to fishtank.but somehow they fucked it up. no idea whats going on in the basement, maybe they had a falling out or something, or doubt, or they got impatient, or they simply want to cash in on tts and sfx and toys.
>>205546040she has nothing going on in her life and has no aspirations. shes literally me
>>205546006The only time a women smells worse is when she's on her period and isn't hygienic about it.
I think it's really weird how whenever I'm sober I think this show is over but whenever I drink I start thinking we're so back. Can anyone explain this?
>>205546053this image is fucking disgusting and racist. picrel is a real woman
Goran where is the poop?
>>205546065Simple: Ian was funny. Payton isn't. Payton is your typical hivemind teenage girl. At this point, she's only there out of spite for the show, to get some money and go home. Ian just wanted to chill.
>americans finding it hard to not shit for 24 hours
>>205546054Mizzler for life
>ppv is killNo! How will I watch paypig cams?
>>205546030What did you expect from the cell while production are sleeping?
>>205546074it had a natural flow that they could have worked off of but now it's just loud noises while everyone sits around.
>>205546088It's a cry for help
>>205546100im more concerned about the pee. have they been holding it in for 16 hours or is there a bucket?
>>205546055Abi is prettier. She actually has a feminine figure unlike Paytroon.
>>205546098>only there out of spite for the showthats a good thing. i hope peyton wins.
>>205546100alex should have it easy since he's a heroin junkie
>>205546065The audience are majority loser brown bois ian was their self insert
JET PUT A MONKEY IN THE CELL AND GIVE IT LAXATIVES LACE THE FOOD WITH IPECAC
>>205546118a few of them have pissed in bottles
>>205546066Retard, you're supposed to hate anyone that supports the presidential candidate you don't like even though they have virtually indistinguishable policies. You should cut off any family members that disagree with your politics too
>>205546103Life is Mizzy
>>205546123hi jimmy
watching this show as an european is terrible, all the fun happens between 0-5am
>>205546133what about binx
>>205546072world peace was good too, but yeah, he never recovered and now its too late
>>205546133where do the girls piss
>>205546123no more brother wars
>>205546108>everyone sits around>in the cellYeah no shit retard you’re just doomposting for the sake of it
>>205546040>How many FishbucksJust the two Sam gave her yesterday, and the only reason she got those is because Sam was redistributing Lexi's Fishbucks. Payton is literally the worst and most boring contest ever. Mauro was better.
>>205546131Sneed already left thoughbeit
>>205546011I think they got actual bathroom breaks last night
>>205546111They should stop doing that shit then cuz I'm not helping them
In all honesty I thought Smaack was pretty white passing but once she got out and did that Insta stream I could see all the ape like features. I guess the low quality cameras were helping her a lot.
>>205546150Binx had to swap pads, she put the old one in a black bag and Ben took it out
>>205546150Binx has a girl cock, everyone saw it when she took a piss
they should get death row inmates and let them kill eachother
>>205546139I watch recaps
>>205546123I'LL TAKE EM BOTH I'M HARDCORE
>>205546123maybe on planet retard
>>205546160this is the rest of the show for the next 4 weeks except throw in fatty and frank.
>>205546139Yeah but we get a decent run from like 8pm our time
>>205546156hasn't happened yet
which girl would be the most down for anal
>>205545906only downside is her faggotry
i love /ftl/ and i love (You)
>>205546074The Famous House bit was pretty pointless. We watched numerous alliances within the house and dynamics be established for two weeks, only for them to be completely done away with for a dumb reveal. At this point, it might as well be a house of MDE fans. The tension is gone, and the wiggers have nothing up their sleeve beyond this zoomer fake torture crap. Fear Factor contestants go through worse.
>Season so bad ppv quit>Jet will move rest of season behind paypig cameraskek
>>205546135I completely agree anon, I killed my grandma when she said she didn't support executing fred durst of limp bizkit
>>205546161She got one when they first introduced the mechanic and her team won a challenge?
>>205546072Sam was fine until he destroyed WP and his friendship with Charls and had to surround himself with wiggers. Prime Sam never would have knelt to Jet the way current Sam does.
>>205546066Its just that lefty woke women respond even harder to confident chad men that don't typically hang out on the left.
>>205546171This someone post the picture from her car video she WALLED
>>205546108> A natural flow the fuck does that even? it's a good thing that the show actually progressed instead of just trying to gaslight them for two more weeks
>wake up>pay pay hasn't quit yet>is still in the cell despite being the final member of the crybaby trioERM MAIN CHARACTER ARC MUCH?
>>205546171She did an insta stream?
>>205546192Alexis, Mizzy, Binx, Payton, Smaack. In that order.
>>205546192Alexis easily
>>205546194
>>205546192Paytroon since insertion is painful for his front hole.
>>205546023that's contrapoints
>>205545954you need to keep watching so you get that solidified in your head. women aren't special. even hot girls aren't special. they're not better than you.
>>205546204I heard he felt indebted to Jet because Jet helped him make alot of money through crypto. Is that true?
>>205546217No, she sucks. She's never been entertaining, not even a single time.
>>205546204Jet has made Sam a lot of money thoughbeit. Charls was a bum who couldn’t even pay Sam rent
>>205546217If they don't go with her redemption as the new plot, they're retarded.
>>205545954You really need to divest yourself of that idea ASAFP if you want to live a happy life. Women by-and-large are absolutely disgusting unless you're viewing them from a distance. And if they aren't they'll probably fuck themselves up by getting nipple piercings or some retarded thing.
HOLY SHIT SNEED JUST DROPPED A TRVTHNVKE ON /FTL/ https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731177680536979.webm
>>205545897I would shit in the closet to get them out
>>205546204Charls and sam are good again, let it be
Payton is staying after so many people said they disliked her the most
>>205546246The cell is not about being entertaining. Tayliegh and shinji were last years cell finalists
>>205546241jet is a silver guy. I don't think he's much into crypto at all.
>>205546246She was entertaining when she broke down sobbing because she thought she was being sex trafficked. Binx ruined the moment by convincing her otherwise.
>>205546195it wasn't pointless. it was funny. it's that it's actually been revealed to them so shit actually progress.the bit was getting and not just because they were running out of ideas. there is only so much gaslighting you can do before it gets tedious and it did.
when do you think Jet will realize cell challenges are boring nontent?
>>205546204My theory is that Sam realises FT is degenerate and only lets Neptune take credit to shield himself from any backlash
>>205546241No Sam was mining bitcoin in at least 2010
>this nigger is still reading the ball dono sheetsBurt is actually gonna break in here lol
Payton literally undergoing the hero’s journey right now and she’s currently at the lowest point of it.
>>205546125It is, but it doesn't say much about the show. I'm not watching either way.>>205546217If she's willing to do anything for the money, they'll force an arc with her, like they did with TJ. My guess: unlikely.
>>205546262I'm actually mad that this wasn't the Abi dancing webm
I cant stop thinking about how funny Jimmy would be in the cell right now. I bet he’d may paytroon cry lol.
>>205546269I'm talking about the show as a whole not the cell. get her out before she poisons the mindset of the others. Bitch is a nothing.
>>205546262is he talking about trump? i thought he supported trump
>>205546311https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webm
>>205546262cant even decipher what this nigga is crying about
>>205546296Please vacate the auditory canal
reminder paytroon is the only one in there that has experience with killing
>>205546280>fish are a house full of men and cottage cheese looking bitches>I'm being sex traffickedliteral retard
>>205545168This but meta ironic
>>205546337Someone lazily shop mizzys head on the deer PLEASE
>>205546171still cute and valid. still an angel. Still hope she makes her foster kid band. Still hope she gets a rw-ish art chad boyfriend to love and take care of her forever.
>>205546317Pay wouldn’t cry over a nerd like jimmy
>>205546337i wonder how binx would feel about this
>>205546337Disgusting. Hunters/hunting should be banned. It's an awfully inhumane "sport" that just serves to fuel the psychotic instincts of lowly people.
>>205546337>blood on her facederanged
the best thing to happen in a cell challenge was Jon kicking a hole in the wall and been eliminated for his foot going through the drywall and technically leaving the room
>>205546337Final challenge is hunt burt
>>205546362Retard. It's food
>>205546373how long did season 1&2 cells last?
>>205546333lol
>>205546327it's not him. tons of back have the same facial structure.
This Cell is pretty wild. Have any of them gone to the bathroom yet?
>>205546362Awww Whittle baby smaack fan is upset :(
>>205546350i wish she'd been waterboarded, taped to pull up bars, and forced to watch gore while being harangued by nigger tts
>>205546362Overpopulation causes problems and human interference has fucked up their ecosystem causing overpopulation to happen
>>205546356The weak should fear the strong
Please pee for me Payton
>>205546376They can just go to mcdonalds instead of killing an innocent creature
>>205546167is there a clip?
>>205546262i am not as face blind as you think
>>205546373is that really leaving the room though? the window sill in this room is behind the drywall line
>>205546373>him trying to cover up the hole with his foot I can’t stand Jon most of the time but that was good.
>>205546362based national socialist pilled
Burt is desperate for a queer white male. Interesting. Hmm
>>205546413And you eat a killed cow there. RETARD
>>205546362Due to us fucking up the wolf population, and driving shit like puma mostly away from the east coast, we literally have to kill deer so they don't reproduce themselves out of existence. And then some retard brought over Russian boars and let them loose with pigs and caused our wild pig issue. Those *have* to be slaughtered en masse because they destroy ecosystems and breed like rats.
>>205546337Her dad looks like the type to show up to the house and shoot Sam after he finds out what is actually going on lol
>>205546425Why does he like white dudes so much?
I think he is a faggot but greg and burt interacting might be quite funny
>>205546444Probably the only thing that could save the season at this point.
>>205546262i thought this was real at first cause people were shitting on him on twitter
>>205546429its a mcnugget
>>205546444fun fact: her dad is an investigator in law enforcement
>>205546337hunting a deer feeder with a silenced AR10 and your 1911 at the ready, as god intended
>>205546397all i know is burtr pissed in a bottle a couple times
>>205543883The tongue sucking kid fucker?
>>205546373he should have won for producing the most content, the 2nd should be letty pissing inside the closet
>>205546438You’re right but you sound like a redditor
TTS just dropped a fucking nuke on the doompostershttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730649479078744.webm
>>205546444>how dare you give my daughter a contract that details they are live!In all seriousness, nothing bad has been done yet.
sneed left because he was upset his fans
>>205546362should we ban wolves too? hunters are more humane in their killing than their natural prey,
>>205546383less then 24 hours.
>>205546400This but Paytroon
>>205546463Greg would dress up as a woman for burt
>>205546479lol i was just thinking he has pig face
>>205546506Nice
>>205546506why would they do that to mizzy :(
>>205546444>>205546503yeah remember, none of them have actually read the contract except for mizzy
>>205546192Summer
>>205546493How else would you explain it?
>>205545781It is true that his fantasy in life is to get to act out on a set in front of a camera scenes where he is a coach molesting a young girl. I think he has an autistic obsession with getting to act out his most deviant and horrific desire in a context where he has the plausible deniability of it being a role he’s playing. Interesting.
>>205546444We need a patriots and taytriots dad team up the sergeant and the sarge.
>>205546506PayPay will complete the mission for Lexi
>>205546454BNWO porn rotting his brain
>>205546328bless you
"the cell" is incredibly boringplease stop it guys
>>205546507wolves arent human you fucking retard of course them killing a deer isnt humane. its unethical for a human to kill an innocent animal. its cowardly
>>205544305>picrel
>>205546499Amazing this was just a few days ago. They really destroyed this show in record timing this season.
>>205546337She's cute.
bring jimmy in to fuck burt
>>205546403I've seen so many deer exploded on the highway like a Mack truck hit them doing 100 this year. Body parts and blood all over the road. Their population must've really grown during Covid with less cars out hunting them. They are always courteous and stop and look both ways before running into the road when I see them alive though.
>>205546362Fucking idiot.
Has Sneed said anything since quitting the show?
>>205546262Jesus Christ lmao what an emotional monkey
>>205546578Who gives a fuck
>>205546485Burt would absolutely love Smartschoolboy9. He would probably be like, “Oh, so you’re like a grown man, but pretending to be a boy. Hmm. That’s interesting.”
>>205544883What would Sam be crying about? Fucking a girl legally? Marky posters make no sense to me
>>205546578Who cares
>>205546561Burt would fuck Jimmy and Jimmy would love it
>>205546547I'm saying a hunters bullet is a much more quick and painless death than being eating alive slowly
>>205546555then go watch big brother nigga
>>205546555>season one died at day 16>season two died at day 10>season three died at day 13if they can hit 20 straight days of kino next season, i'll be beyond impressed.
I can't believe schizophrenia hasn't been purged from our gene pool schizos are so fucking annoying how did people put up with them throughout history
>>205546578dem white boys tryna kill me
DUDE wipesMAN scaped
>>205546578https://x.com/rontheprinc3/status/1855532695620645253
>>205546171in the last days with straightened hair she was looking similar to amy smart, for mewithout makeup she was looking like black albinowith clown makeup she was super cutewith daily makeup she was looking way younger than she is
>>205546595season 2 died at day 5
>>205546262lmao sneed likes trump.
binx pissed on her plushie
>>205546596I think it's just a mutation that can happen regardless of family history. Although, it's more likely with a family history. In modern times, there is some medication, but remember, Burt only takes herbal supplements.
Burt is never going to get it. He says the same thing to every new freeloader
Someone kill Burt
>>205546536He is a gay pedophile nigger thoughbeit
>>205546596The ones who harnessed their schizophrenia were worshipped as prophets
>>205546596Burt should be a Shaman in Ghana administering poisonous tinctures to his tribesmen and providing Sargon of Akkad Man Juice Papua New Guinean 2016 RedPill Boy Rite Of Passage Man Juice
they can recover the fun of famous house and keep the paypigs happy by pivoting into a streamer boot camp concept. the fish need a way to justify why they're subjecting themselves to abuse from internet retards and we get to gaslight ourselves into thinking it's a kino meta-commentary on the evolving nature of fame. then maybe when this is all over we get passable internet personalities instead of losers who haven't yet faced the fact that they ruined their lives for negative clout.
>burt is STILL on the male sponsor thing
>>205546578Yes. His igLive from yesterday: https://youtu.be/PeotL4vidsI?si=0C9DDTSX9-IQpPyr
>Page 8>not image limitkek
>>205546362kys binx faggot
>>205539149this show devolved into slop very quickly after the reveal. Shame
The best thing about Burt schizoposting is that it drives everyone else crazy.
>>205546561Jimmy is down bad for him.
>>205546615I'm sure producers are clamouring for the fragile nigger who can't handle a scrap of adversity for their reality tv shows
>TTS: Hey, Jobe!>Burt: Why do they keep saying that? >Jobe: They're just trying to fuck with you>Burt: But they're saying YOUR name!
>>205546646I was saying a couple of days ago, they might as well just lean into it. Start giving him notes with random numbers, secret signals, etc. Sam did the thing where he just handed him a note that said Famous House with the Famous circled and it made Burt completely reconsider all of his theories. Just do that. Morally? Maybe fucked. But whatever, he's annoying us all now.
>>205546663she kinda looks like young jennifer garner
>>205546663can she be rehabilitated?
>>205546663Everyone is asleep
>>205546596Schizophrenia is the mind becoming unmoored from reality. It's the most human mental disease there is. It's pure humanity. The self-referential mind attempting to make sense of the totality of everything.
>>205546654>>205546655Incredible
Fucking schizo nigger. Argues that tvs are a guy thing but can't accept that plushies are a woman thing.
>>205546663It's over.....
>>205546663please stop posting images my wife
>Mizzy will never let you ash on her to get her off
>>205546674I can’t wait to see them all snap at him individually
>>205546693I cannot imagine he will get anything better than being around the MDE sphere for the rest of his life. And I'm aware how grim that sounds.
>>205539149Someone should convince burt that all the ads are men because the people funding the show knew Trump would win. It's a man's world. Saturday is for boys. Burt's gay. He likes MEN. Doesn't he see. The future isn't female, it's male. MEN.
>Burt going off of no sleep schizo theorizing with the new guykino
>>205546663its over beyond what we thought was possible
they should put payton in a tire and roll her down the stairs
>>205546724Guys can have plushies I sleep with like 8 in my room it’s cool
Someone should TTS Burt’s schizo theory back to them when they have a chance
>>205546161Payton is actually the cutest and most exciting contestant in fishtank history, thank you
>>205546719Do schizos believe in God and stuff? I feel like that should be healthy for them. Just accept that God does it all.
>>205546694>they are trying to fuck with me?>20k audience>85-90% males?>17k males watching me and wanting to fuck with me?
How is Payton still there? She doesn't want to go home?
Did Sneed see the moved bric-a-brac?
When are the girls peeing?
>>205546745new guy is homeless so he probably finds schizo rants relatively normal
what is she thinking right now?
>>205546772He did and didn’t react to it at all
I didn't think famous house was good in isolationI thought it was good because it was the set up TO fishtank and it was done really wellIt started to drag at the end because the alliances were set and there was nothing more the fish could do on their own but rewhisper the same things to eachother until eliminationThe reveal itself was good, and freaked them out by being ominous, but it happened way too soon and they didn't properly transition into fishtank. Yesterday should've started with several small challeneges for fishbucks, NOT the cell. They went full retard immediately when they should have essentially restarted the slow boil. Instead they immediately devolved into paypig farmingThey either needed to keep famous house going for one more week, or keep it going for two but slowly reveal fishtank in that time via clues and hints and things becoming more derangedThey, once again, dropped the original meta concept surrounding GOLDSTRIKER. It was going so well, too
is this the longest no one’s ever left the cell? also has mizzy been pissing? haven’t seen it yet
How does Burt never grow hair?
>>205546738I think he should get a note with all the sponsors, but the male half is crossed out, and it says "you're halfway there." So it's like, Wipes, Beast, S, etc. See if he produces a new theory.
Simbal's in his element. Give him a nice pile of curry and rice right on the floor and he's living good. He knows they can fit twice as many people in there. It's a luxury condo to him.
>>205546766Burt literally said he had a demon inside him to Alex. Burt’s family is Catholic but obviously he isn’t
>>205546784deez ypeepo trina sex trafik me
>>205546563The only animal I've seen that will run towards an oncoming car. >>205546590>it's just Big Brother!Why bother with the conceit? If it's so pointless, why not just have a bunch of Sam Hyde fans that meet up to degrade themselves for money and internet clout? Truth is, fishtanklive is just a reality show, but a reality show with the potential to be funny. And every season they ruin that potential.>>205546595Pretty accurate.
Part of me thinks schizos love being annoying.
>>205546771she ran away from home because she has daddy issues and probably doesnt care if she gets murdered here
>>205546161>Sam was redistributing Lexi's Fishbucks.Oh wow, I thought they should do that. So that's where the free fishbucks came from.
>>205546784That she wants to empty her bladder in my mouth. I'd gladly accept.
>>205546784That twitter post of fuck this nigga doing.
get rid of this drawer i cant see my presius trans woman
>>205546771She’s a real one who’s about to go on her hero arc
Dude wipes,hims, Mr Beast
kek Burt is using the pizza box like a briefcase for the papers
>>205546766very healthy
>>205546800schizos generally self-isolate. Burt is just stuck sharing a space with these people
>>205546784>Burt is a paedophile nigger, thoughbeit
thx for fixing ppvflowniggers!
>>205546829ghetto purse
>>205546796if they don't start feeding them India style I will be disappointed
>>205546595Season one got better in the second half
>page 9>less than 750 posts>not at image limit yetIt’s over
>>205546771she figured out the more she stays in there the more she can victimize herself in the future
>>205546847https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730840684962968.webm
>the handheld camera footage looks amazing with much better audio>they aren't streaming it so they have content for the s3 episodes that will release two years from nowwhy do they do this
>>205546766schizophrenia and religious mania go hand in hand. most are religious
Who /anyone but binx or mizzy/ here
>>205546784This is the "don't go to the bathroom" position.
>>205546861You just answered why
>>205546861does anyone even pay for those episodes?
how are the ladies going to peepee
>>205546869Why are you gay?
>>205546596schizophrenia and autism are related. autists have utility in society.
>>205546869alexGOD reporting in
>>205546870You either shit in the closet or you walk out of the cellThis could have ended hours ago if they faced this one reality
>>205546861Why can't they afford better cameras? Fx3 footage looks goofy. It's wonder all these idiots were convinced it was a real show from that teaser.
>>205546885simbal's mouth
>>205546766they don't believe in anything they're stuck in endless thought loops, you can see how Burt never actually reaches any conclusion despite endless rambling
>>205546888>autists have utility in societyYeah as slaves
>I know better things are coming for me>I will land a gig on reality TVthis nigga learned nothing by being on fishtank
@JET NEPTRANSFISHTANK SEASON 4 IDEA>give the contestants a puppy day 1>they all know fishtank>they think something's going to happen to the puppy>have sam eating chinese food all the time for days>talking about how he's bummed his favourite place is closing soon>he comes in one day broken>get got the recipe from the chinaman>dog>he plays up how he's really conflicted>loves dogs>loves his special fried rice>fish have to fortify the house against Sam, fatty, and a crew of 3-5 chinese guys (I don't know if chinese people use craigslist. Etsy?)>It's like Home alone but with the added premise of dog eating
>>205546862Religous in the most tenuous sense.
went to bed early last nighthave they pooped in the cell yet?
>>205546900>he didn’t see burt figure out that famous house is called famous house because they’re going to be famous
>>205546906why do zesty niggas always have this smug look on they face
>>205546885binx has a pee jug
in case someone is looking, i can share the vod of alexis' post-tank instagram stream. the audio is slightly shitty because i forgot to fix my config
>>205546869I'm firmly /anyone but binx/
>>205546914just piss
Yesterday some kids called Josie a retard and made her cry
>>205546906sam literally spoonfed it to him 'this is your only opportunity in media' and he still walked
>>205546906Sneed looking extra zesty
>>205546925same
>>205546937LOL
>>205546870They'll use 0.1% of the footage at best and nobody buys the season pass for the episodes>>205546883no, especially since the s2 episodes aired on youtube for free an hour later
>>205546937good
>>205546937where's the clip
>>205546908they could barely look after chickens let alone dogs
My final 3>Mizzy>Binx>SimbalBinx winning, Mizzy as number 2, probably gets to fuck sam as a consolation at this stage I think she wants that more than the 50k
>>205546937link?
>>205546952it's on jimmys favorite site
FYIAlexis left because she wanted some dick. She got horny as fuck the night before when she was drunk and twerking, asking for Luca’s number. I guess she woke up and realized she needed to get filled asap
>>205546906dude quit a reality tv on his own and he thinks that makes him viable LMAO narcissism and delusion
Baking......
Bring in Frank as Wild Randy
>>205546906Fatter Dumbgay.
Watching season 2 episodes while waiting for the cell to end. What a time to be alive.
>>205546766I've met several schizos and the majority of their episodes were based on religion. Thinking they're the reincarnation of Jesus or Mary etc
>>205546962BinxMizzyAlexAlex is getting third place. Toss up between the other two.
>>205546980Dumbgay deserves a lot more credit than that
Getting Dave flashbacks
>>205546989No, I hate alex. Not even in a "I want to see him suffer" way but in a "when he starts ranting I tab out" way.
>>205546980Dumbgay put up with tons of shit and Beaver Street beef was actually funny.
Whos snoring
>>205546962these three are the final threeall other answers are falsewhoever wins is really a tossup though
>>205546980He is way more retarded than dumbgay
>>205546978>Bring in Franklol, fat man does poo poo caca when the fish know he's there to fuck with them. comedy gold!
Binx is winning since she deserves the money
>>205546999I'm indifferent to all of them, really. I just think those are going to be the final three.
Is that a tattoo?
I'm curious
now you can see how perfectly normal people take a shit next to other people and how retarded tv industry see it
is burt natty?
>>205547014>THE FINAL TWO CONTESTANTS WILL BE A MAN AND A WOMANare you fucking retarded?
>>205546962Binx will not win. How do you retards not see that she's a plant?
>>205546962BurtPaytonBinx
>>205547025yea
kill jet with a hammer
>>205547020Why does she deserve it
>>205547014I don't think Simbal will win but idk maybe. I mean ultimately the man gew up in india, do they really think he'll leave if someone shits in a closet. Deslusional.
Binx winning is the most boring possible outcome for season 3.
>>205546963>>205546952its on reddit
>>205546908>s4>make the show good
>>205547041she needs it for her coke habit
why are you dumbasses discussing the winner of the show when there's still 4 weeks left?
>>205546906>I will land a gig on reality TVbecause reality tv wants to hire largely uninteresting quiters
>>205547014>>205547034>>205547042fuck, wrong picture, just saw the thumbnail
>>205547041She’s a good person who will use the money to spread more good into the world.
this is Alex rn
>>205547048cool, link?
>>205547063hope it's this but swap binx with payton
>>205547025If that's a Q tattoo I'll lose my shit lmfao
golden ratio (almost)
chances of mizzy bearing sams children?
>have huge 1.5 mill mansion>cram everyone in a single roomJET I KNEEL
>>205546906What a retardHe's gonna go back to turning tricks on street corners
>>205547087>he hasn't watched fishtank beforelol
>>205547057because its already over
>>205547063Alex is buck broken I don't think he'll stay. Once Sam dropped the Peru story on the whole cast it broke him. Just need more Wild randy threatening to fuck/eat his monkeys and he'll walk.Also if someone sends "Alex your fat fuck wife deleted your tiktok stop plugging it" I think he's done too.
50% cast is gone and it's just day 14/42
>>205546963>>205546952https://www.youtube.com/live/TR7HfdImPkk?t=1h14m44s
>>205547086Very highSam torpedo'd the season so it would end early and he could plap her fat ass as fast as possible
>>205547085is he going to do it?
>>205547101That is a good thing
>>205547103it's over? then why am i still watching it?>>205547112same shit happened last season
>>205547104qrd on the Peru story?
Would Sneed have stayed if they brought Dumbgay on?
>>205546908i no longer understand which of these posts are bait
I wish Sam at least kept the Jeremy Gold character
>>205547025He said he had no tattoosI think it may be scars from his Brazilian butt lift?
Burt about the necklace someone.
You realize if they bring in Frank or Airsoft Fatty they'll have to close off 90% of the house or those guys will get winded just trying to keep up right
>>205547133sneed is a non-hacker. he was going to quit no matter what
>>205547025he said he got his only tattoo removed, it was something like a fan, i cant remember exactly. maybe its just covered with black inc, he said the reason he removed it is because in his porn he thought tattoos would ruin his pure black figure.
IMPORTANT QUESTIONhas any of the girls farted on camera yet?
>>205547104Not really a fan of Alex but I hope this isn't true and that he at least keeps Dumbgay'ing the TTS for a while
they should offer someone $500 to leave
>>205547167i've heard all of them fart except for payton
>>205547123>then why am i still watching it?because you're a gay retard?
>>205547167women don't fart
>>205547124Sam told a story about a peruvian guru who had some kind of prescient advice for him, have him a necklace and said "this isn't for you.... it's for you to give to someone, when you meet him.... you'll know..."He previously told the same story to Alex and alex had a psuedo religious experience and cried.He did the same story in front of everyone and then gave the necklace to connorAlex was triplebuttblasted
>>205547086>thinking sam isn't impotenterm...
>>205547182i'd say you're gayer and more retarded for being ITT and not watching it
>>205547167Binx has been farting a lot
>>205547188got a clip of this friend ?
So it's pretty clear that casting for this concept of the show is just going to be impossible, right?If you cast fans theyre cringe and suck ballsIf you cast normaloids they leave at the drop of a hatCasting people who "want to be famous" is a decent start, but they likely cant pull off another longform lie about the 24/7 livestream on future seasons. I was about to say a cast of people who are deliberately trying to become streamers, but that sounds fucking insufferable manI'm beginning to think that this concept just cant workMaybe a 50/50 split of fan or spaz autists and normalfags?
cell1 > cell2 > cell3dump a gallon of shit in the room and end it.
>>205547170it is true, look up the tiktok he keeps plugging, it's been privated/deleted.
>>205547198Nah big dawg you're the one actively watching a gay nigger jerkoff and piss in bottles
>>205547173>>205547201any webms?
detective voice is back!
>>205547208Season 2 really wasn't that bad after the fan reveal imo. Didn't get dire until Jimmy sperged out
>>205547101>dude its been done in the pastand it wasnt funny then either
>>205547104He was so shocked that he didn't even tell anyone that Sam told him the exact same story. Like, for Alex, that's wild.
>>205547226and you're here discussing it
>>205547205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLE39L4RNk
>>205547188I'm conflicted cuz it's funny but I also miss when Alex was invested in the show and there's no going back now.
Okay but in all seriousness who has the best chance of winning famous neighborhood
Any chance Payton will stay?
>>205547241no of him giving the spiel to connor
>>205547231jimmy tts kino inbound
>>205547086If she fucks him I'll kill myself
>>205547139It's funny how Jeremy Gold and Gay Ben are far better characters then whatever both of these niggas did previously on fishtank. It's almost like fishtank is slop for retards and Famous House was pure kino
>>205547253She's surpassed a lot of people's expectations still being in the cell right now. I would like to see where she goes without Sneed in her ear all the time.
Not having Bex this season has a huge mistake for 2 reasons. A female production member would've made the fags and girls feel more comfortable and like it was a legit production, and she makes me hard.
>>205547253she told jet she was going to win during the cell interview so i say theres a chance she'll surprise everyone. >>205547245binx because she is a fish tank fan
>>205547208>If you cast normaloids they leave at the drop of a hatThey dropped went they went for the extreme reveal.Only Alexis and La'ron were kinda hinting at quitting before then. The slow burn was working.
>>205547254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqUvFnwPAbUAlex doesn't react, as he's telling the story he pulls out the necklace sam gave him and starts fidgeting with it as if he's ready for sam to say "and I gave it my boy alex over there wassup"Alex didn't say SHIT. which is not normal. and since then he's been completely broken.
watching clips of last night>burt saying "yeet the jeet" when reading usernames>jobe cracking up
>>205547235>Like, for Alex, that's wild.nigga you know dont the guy. Go clean your room fattie
>>205547237I'm here shitting on your head big dawg, finna wipe my ass and leave in a moment. Enjoy nigger piss and my stinky doodoo!
>>205547233Season 2 was amazing just in all the wrong ways. I think the concept here was good they just need to find a way to monetize the "fake" portion of the show and stretch that out longer.
>>205547253she hasn't left the cell seems likely
>>205547257you should just get it over with already
Payton is a lesbian and a hunter she should have no issue pissing in a bottle
>>205547208just plan better bits to make the slow normie boil entertaining. maybe second time's the charm
>>205539149The Indian voice
The thought of waking up next to Mizzy gave me a flashback of all past regrets.
>>205546937how can she handle frank hassle and not some 12yo?
>>205547253no chance she'll let them shave her hair
Payton laughed at indian voice TTS
>>205547289He tells everyone everything immediately, consistently even. We've seen it numerous times.
>>205547313A 12yo has more authority than Frank
>>205547318payton's growing on mei hope she gets converted from being a dyke
>Burt, India is behind you>turns around and looks at Simbal
>>205547307KEEP HER NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
>>205547167Stop being brown, thx.
okay but what if the shaman gave sam 3 necklaces
How long have they been in the cell pls?
Payton is my kind of girl. Quiet, not annoying, and independent. I'm suddenly understanding the appeal now that the weak faggots she surrounded herself with left.
>>205547313Frank hassle didn’t do anything to her, she was coddled
official sight and sound ranking based on the votes of 1000 film critics and directors (artist guys):s1 - 6/10s2 (coletank) - 5/10s2 (jimmy's cringetank) - 8/10s2 (fatty and hassle's pooptank) - 2/10bloodgames - homosexual/10bitchtank - 2/10s3 (until the cell) - 7/10what's happening now - 0/10
Remember when Jet put on the mask at the end of season 1? Do you think that's why he's seemed so detatched since then? He also kind of approached Josie before the end, and she brushed him off quickly. I always found he had a crush on her. He had gotten too close to them, I think, so now they're doing things more coldly.
>Jon TTS voice is backThank you
>For the first time, all the fish really hate the freeloaderskino
>>205547208Binx, Mizzy, Simbal, Alex and Burt are pretty much model contestants. I think it’s just hard to find people like them who will be interesting without an audition that’s tailored to the show.
>>205547358josie and jet are looksmatched for sure
>>205547357Terrible
>>205547346I literally could not be any whiter
>>205547353She's a Lesbian are you a woman because she hates straight men.
>>205547352it says right there on the site you dumb nigger
Someone got the mpv script where you can navigate rooms like in the official site? Someone posted it last night
>>205547208The split is exactly what this season has been though. It’s worked pretty well
>>205547113lol based kids. She's not any different from those kids.
>>205547369Binx and mizzy are nontent
>>205547313Cause hassle was some internet bumfuck in a controlled environment. Any derogatory thing he does is expected.
>>205547381Sure, sure.
>>205547384I'll fix her with cock correction. A girl like that isn't a lesbian. Trust me.
binx needs to get booted so she can go back to streaming for 10 losers
>>205547396Please leave my wife and concubine alone.
>it's the saucemade me lol. warming up to wyatt ngl.
>Jimmy ttsLol
>>205547391There’s no split they’re all Normies
>>205547384She just needs a good dick. She’s only lesbian because her dad made her so because he wanted a boy
>>205547372what's (You)r ranking, wise guy?
>>205547357dude just go watch big brother you seem to not like the hell house / gorian twist.
>>205547416did he poop in the closet?
>>205547384cock correction needed
Kinda warming up to Payton ngl
>>205547405Her shoulders are wider than most of the guys there, the only thing that she wants near her coochie is a woman's tongue.
>>205547347>as the apcs were rolling up>he turns to me and says>Jason>take this jewelry kiosk>It's not for you
>>205547357FACT
>burt standing to attention for EVERY TTStop kek
>>205546660>sam breaks down door in army fatigues>i am gunnery sergeant goldman, your senior drill instructor. from now on you will speak only when you have something entertaining to say, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "saar". do you faggots understand that?>wait did you just say->I CAN'T HEAR YOU>SAAR, YES SAAR>if you troons leave my show, if you survive fishtank, you will be a weapon. you will be a cold, hard content machine praying for raids. but until that day, you are pukes. you are the lowest form of life on earth. you are not even human fucking beings. you are nothing but unorganized groping shitskins. because I am hard, you will not like me. but the more you hate me, the more you will learn. i am hard but i am fair. there is no racial bigotry here. i do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or jeets. here you are all equally worthless. and my orders are to weed out all nontent who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved wigger crew. do you faggots understand that?
make a new thread you niggers
>>205547385calm down
>>205547409she will be more popular than josie
>Payton moving her head in beat with Vertical BarCute
>>205547448it's kinda adorable 2bh
>>205546104They're all in b2 right now mate
The need to do challenges to force them out or they'll stay in there for days.
>>205547396but they’ll stay and get involved in conflict with other fish and freeloaders, and endure challenges.
the most elite kino in fishtank history was the end of s1 when sammy called us niggers, because the twist that he was just scamming all these kids while they pissed on each other seemed real for a sec.
>all TTS voices are available now>people are sending vertical bar slopkill all paypigs.
>>205547462>she will be a low 3-viewgot it
>>205547425>dude, you don't get it, it's THEM that are sitting through these annoying sfx/tts, not US. and all they get for it is 5k. imagine the humiliation. me? yeah, i paid hundreds to spam 'jjjjjjj'. problem?
make them do challenges they dont care enough to react to tts this is terrible
lol when did the tires come in
What da binx doin
>burt was about to fall for the jet tts and the others saved himThey're too nice
>>205547485Black voice?
Alex starting to wise up to the devious tricks
>>205547485>black man isn't available
>>205547477Doubt it
>>205547502the crew are at Mass right now, they'll be back to give challenges after church
>>205547516Minimizing metabolization strat.
>>205547513forget that. Have you noticed all the tires are different?
>>205547518I'm surprised none of then fell for it.
>>205547413Which one's which?
didn't watch the last seasons, how long does this cell shit usually last?
>>205539149PLEASE HELP ME PAYTON HELP ME IM FUCKING INDIAN PLEASE HELP ME HELP ME IM FUCKING INDIAN PLEASE HELP TEXAS GIRL HELP ME IM FUCKING INDIAN
Never thought I'd ask that but where is Alexis?
>>205547357s1 - 7/10, new, fresh, didn't know what to expects2 (coletank) - 7/10s2 (jimmy's cringetank) - 2/10, abi fucking with jimmy, 8/10s2 (fatty and hassle's pooptank) - 3/10, oliver antics 6/10bloodgames - watched recaps only, those are 9/10bitchtank - didn't watchs3 (until the cell) - 8/10, mostly production bitswhat's happening now - 1/10if payton gets mean and goes through a redemption arc - 8/10
>>205539149burticle bar
>>205547386>mpvpls
>>205547516I don’t think she’s said anything in 10 hours, but I did sleep… she’s on the rag
>Payton laughing Maybe she's got that dog in her after all
>>205547566She woke up around 6am and instantly started playing with her feet making sure to get it on cam
>Alexis and Laron leave>Payton instantly becomes 1000x more tolerable
>>205547544Until there's only one person left. First day is easy for most, then there's usually a period where many leave until the final 3. Final 2 usually have another long stretch until one finally breaks.S2 only ended because Shinji misunderstood production (Tayleigh vs Shinji final 2)
Lmao those contestants went through way worse. Good job challenging production Alex.
alex won
>>205547357swap coletank with cringetank
>>205547580Awesome
>>205547582She got hooked into their gay misery porn shit. Muh abortions, muh trauma.
S1 - 5/10 (terrible audio, nontent for literally half of the entire thing)S2 - 7/10S2.5 - skippedBloodgames - skipped (every time i tuned in, they were standing around doing nothing)Bitchtank - skippedS3 - 8/10 (thus far)
>alex passed out on the floorthis is unfair, man was practicing for the cell while he was a junkie
ALEX WALEX WOKEN UPALEX B W
>>205547589Coletank sucked
>>205547357you're a big baby