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is it over for him bros
>he can hear them all celebrating him leaving the tank
>>205655490my wife
Did Jobe actually leave?
SIMBAL WALKED
>Uhm, I can still pay my pamily rent, yes sir?
jobe is the king of freeloadersI kneel
Jobe fucking won
HOW CAN HE QUIT
this man is deceased
>>205655501
>>205655501I HURT MYSELF TODAY
"..."
>>205655501>>205655507It's like faking your death and going to your funeral but everybody is happy, so brutal lmfao
His hope and optimism, gone.
PAJEET DEATH MOMENT LIVE
>>205655490Is her fall the biggest in Fishtank history, from frontrunner to complete crashout?
SIRS the lion is in peril! Let's do the needful and give him our energyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205655516no simbal left
Jeet is fucking finished.
>>205655501he needs to step up his game. down those shots and fuck up the house
>>205655501>>205655507>youre probably wondering how I ended up like this...
LIVE JOBE REACTION
>>205655516Simbal quit!
>>205655516Simbal packed his bags and said he's going back to India because the women talk too much and he can't grope them
>>205655501He is not sad he is roleplaying Jobe. INDIA NUMBER 1
>>205655501Sex with Latina mizzy and valleygirl binx
will we get to see him trying to make production still give him his 5000 even though he's walking out?
No elimination stamp yetWe're keeping the jobetrain going
>>205655516no he's on the sofa
>*siiiiiigh*>I'm just from oklahoma
It's over.
Jobe is a fucking legend
>they don't know i am indian
KNEEL DUDE IF JEET GETS ELIMINATED THIS WAY IT WOULD BE SOOO FUNNY
HOW HE TOUCH MY THINGS
>>205655568>up 100 from 10 minutes agomy sides
surely jobe is allowed back
was that actually simbal's luggage that jobe walked out with? He got it from b3
>burt schizorambling as payton to himselflol
>>205655578his skull shape is so cramped and odd
SAAAAARS WHAT IS OUR RESPONSE SAAARS THEY SAID SAAARS THIS WAS A FAIR GAME SHOW SAAAARS AND SAM WOULDNT DO THIS SAAAARS SAAAAR SAAAAAAAARS OUR RESPONSE??? SHALL WE GO AND SHIT UP /POL/????????
queen>>205655541
>>205655587THEY LINKED UP
>>205655541she's still #2 on endorsements also, Tay has had the biggest fall
>>205655577kek the Jeet thinks that's an ownAt least call him a cousin fucker or something sheesh
>>205655587WORLDS COLLIDING
>>205655568simbal left, not jobe you silly billy
>>205655591Yep lol
jobe will be the greatest freeloader of all time if he actually gets simbal eliminated
>>205655587what
The challenges being the same as s1/2 but infinitely more funny and better (for the most part) proves that normies >>>> fans
>>205655591Yeah. If you watch the clip he was trying to get it and Mizzy blocked him from doing it. Another Mizzy W
>>205655537>BLOODY BITCHES I ONLY TOUCHED THEM AND THEY HATE ME
>>205655591Yeah kek
>binx loudly talking about how simbal's shit being gone means it can't come back>right beside simbal
He's the Letty of the season.
>>205655587
>>205655568the Jeet will be eliminated from this and Jobe will stayit is so fucking funny
>>205655591yea
Imagine if Jobe never comes back and his exit was as Simbal going back to India
>>205655568If Simbal is actually kicked because of this I am going to suffocate and exhaust from laughter
>>205655541Simbal's massive rise with the Cell, following his immediate massive downfall only 24 hours later is probably the craziest I've personally seen
Bros, why is Jobe so sad on the couch?
>>205655587wtf
it sucks that binx and mizzy and alex and connor just trail each other all the time
>>205655605With the distinction that Tay was never a frontrunner.
>everyone is celebrating Simbal leaving>they're pretending to be different people Kek
>>205655555>55555Keep it 55th street anon
>>205655597Dalit headshape sir you must understand
payton needs to pick up on how burt is acting right now and copy it
>actually wanting Wifi eliminated to keep the Gay People whisper simp show aliveYou people are just as bad as production
>>205655619>single tear
>>205655619>all my life>how can he?>in america, sirs?>how can he take...
>>205655591legendary lmfao
>>205655636I have not moved my endorsement from him
>real tear pooling up on the side of simbal's eye
>>205655555on hood
>takes simbals immunity>unaffected by simbal's racial attacks>leaves
INDIAN SFX ASAP PAYPIGS
I didn't know Simbal was chill like that
>>205655555digfits
>>205655587This has to be the most egregious overuse of filters I've ever seen
>>205655636he doesn't have remotely as much motivation to be a heel, he only wants to play the social game not the pee-pee poo-poo game
did he take symbal's actual clothes desu ka?
>>205655657Nobody has whispered in like a week stfu lmao
>I-I'll come c-chill with you guys haha...
>>205655490what is she reading?
Where did Simbal go?
>>205655657i want wifi humiliated
>>205655642same bro lmao
>I'm from Oklahoma...
>>205655657jeet is the perfect heel desu
>>205655541>fallheadcannon, also tayleigh had the biggest fall.
>>205655640BEST FREELOADER OF ALL TIME
>win immunity >give it to jobe>quit the showwhat did he mean by this?
>>205655657This, we needed an actual villain rather than Mizzy's boring fatass
>Simbal gave Jobe immunity before walking out Fucking hilarious
>>205655674They're not actually giving him his immunity, not that Simbal needs it anyway.
>simbal probably entered the tank thinking he was gonna make some friends
Is this what being a stoic is like?
>>205655657I'm just here for the jokes and that was a galaxy brained play by jobe. I say let it fly or at least make simbal earn his way back in.
With the whiteface Simbal kind of looks like the OSRS youtuber J1mmy
>jobe is an alcoholic lionREAL
>>205655682this
>>205655541god she's so busted i want her to give me hepatitis in a trashy motel room
>>205655654some odd case of neoteny + indian inbreeding gange poo water chemical mutation
>>205655690Burt's acting profile written by himself.
Realistically, if Jet runs a fair competition like he claims, he'll actually kick SimbalJet? Your response?
>>205655644just hungover from yesterday>>205655648Nor was BinxBurt has been #1 the whole seasonS2 swung between Shinji, Cole, and Jimmy
>>205655619jobe doing this after right after his big never touch my luggage is so funny
>>205655587wow 2 of the all time worst contestants linked up woweeeee!!!!!!
>>205655690burt's bbc (5 inches) manifesto
Sooooooo is he coming back?
>>205655709>it's pronounced "stow-ic" not "stoyk"
>>205655695This man is a professional actor
>>205655568Did not expect to do it, but I just changed from Smaack to Jobe
click on the fridge for a Zipp item!
They all suck so hard at acting lmao this is my favourite bit
>>205655699He has to cosplay jobe for the rest of the show now
remember Simbal gave his immunity to Jobe and left like a king of lions so he can go back to 1#India
>how can he touch?>SAAR, HOW CAN HE TOUCH?>YOU NEW JERSEY MODDER FUCKER
>>205655723did they all write one for themselves?
Fail RP for thee not for me. Why would Simbal walk out randomly? He's seemed pretty committed up to this point.
>>205655622Honestly wouldn't call Burt or Alex a normie. Ex methhead and queer bisexual ripped bnwo pornstar are infinitely more interesting than online losers and sam's fans
>>205655729I bet he's been workshopping a pretty good alex impression
>>205655730JC was the second best contestant on S2, you're an idiot.
>>205655636No1) hes indian2) letty had redeemable qualities
RIP to the paypig who asked for a synopsis and got "IT'S BURT'S BIRTHDAY!!!"
>>205655729say what you want about goran. he actually does really good impressions of the fish. his jon impression is really accurate
>jobe steals his immunity>walks out the door as simbal, eliminating him and everyone celebrates
>getting simbal as jobe drunkfucking kek
>>205655729What is that?
STOP...STOP!!!! FUCKING STOP IT FUCKING BLOODY OKLAHOMA WHITE BASTERD BITCHE!!!!!! FUCK YOU BLOODY!!!!!!!
>>205655754He missed India
>>205655608>I vill not abandon your needful to de hatless see!
>>205655690Burt keeps a folder of papers which describe male protagonist acting tropes and black male fetish wikipedia article summaries
>>205655754it was a power move
they all think the content will come if they gather to the same space, but they're just impulsively shouting forced impersonations over each other
>>205655754indian sfx broke him
>aspiring actors>they all suck at actingNEPTUNIAN
>>205655754humorless moron
This subtle girl on girl mental warfare between Binx and Mizzy is actually pretty kino
Burt get back in the game you hot bitch! Don't give up.
Simbal is the Jimmy of s3
whats he thinking rn in the basement with his cousin?
>>205655760canadian indian same shit nowadays
>>205655759quitting right away is so epic!!!!!
tfw still don't know what benchod means...
>>205655708>simbal>making friendsHighly doubt it. Every interaction from the start has been purely transactional. He doesn't create relationships he has manipulative acquittances he extracts what he needs from
Alex is literally still just himself but he just says "IM CONNOR" every few sentences
>>205655657it'd be funny if he gets kicked or lost immunity from this. I just love to see wifi get btfo
>>205655763He is really good at retards like jon and jimmy
>>205655648I don't think Binx ever was really a frontrunner. She purposefully was a floater for most of the show up until like a week ago. She was just simped for heavily, so you thought she was a frontrunner.
will they update the site?
>>205655782many such cases
>>205655745Theyre tired mostly of the bit, Payton is reenergizing herself at least. Connor has been solid as fuck too
>>205655744
lmao wtf jet
>>205655786Mizzy keeps showing feet because she knows Binx is a foot slut
they need to send ben up asap to get the rest of simbal's stuff and bring it to the basement
>>205655754He was literally packing up his shit and whining about it being "stolen" yesterday
please bring back jobe
>>205655786its awful imagine living like that
>he still comes back from that humiliationSimbal is so persistent
>>205655811YES
>>205655794she was kicked.
>>205655811>it's fakeimagine my shock
>>205655788>CODE BROWN
>>205655813and Binx keeps snacking on random shit kek
>>205655811wtf its real
>>205655786They're going to hatescissor before the tank is over
>>205655795it means sisterfucker
>>205655811
The Mogging of Symbol Karma by the Autistic Jobe Neptune
>>205655822what with an harem?
Now THIS is shit testing.
>>205655805their pet jeet is still asleep
OH SIIIIIIMBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
>>205655782>aspiring actorsthey are all failed actors besides binx, a failed streamer and payton who still has a future
>>205655636Uhh no? he just left the show
>he took the cigarettes with him
>>205655811>its realmy fucking sides
>>205655811Omfg AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You dumbfucks don’t realize that jobe (simbal) has the immunity now
So Jet takes a page out of Sam Pepper's playbook. >pathetic
>simbal, as jobe: i think simbal was cool
It's real.
Jobes impression being absolutely nothing like Simbal and just being pure sabotage is so fucking kino
Connor is a pretty good freeloader, I thought he would suck ass like Octavius did but he's been great.
>>205655811it would be too based
>>205655811>it's real
>>205655754sam said the worst actor is eliminated. the jeet did nothing except carry around a flamingo. jeet is now also terrified cause tts just said that if he gets blackout drunk jobe is going to come and slap him
>>205655786>Mizzy showing feet and talking in the accent>Binx snacking constantly and butting into everybody's conversations
If anything Simbal still rping right now just shows he would never walk out
simbal may have won a fishbuck but jobe won the whole show
>>205655786many men haven't even noticed this
>>205655811the date is wrong though.
All,When the challenge is over, Jobe will still be out of the house. Jobe isn't coming back, Simbal is staying, but is no longer immune.
>>205655786i love it so much. the gradual build is great
LMAO>"you guys had your differences but i think he was pretty cool">"... that's not what jobe would say"
>>205655811LFGCOMMON JOBE W
the fucking forehead lines on connor holy shit
>>205655587Smaack next
>>205655796The sad part is that retard doesn't understand why no one likes him
kek i follow abi on instagram and i keep seeing her liking memes about unrequited lesbian love
>>205655863nice filename, retard
>>205655888JOBE WINNIG FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
>>205655885Actually gay, put G on and let him make the decision.
>>205655867everyone has been great this season.
>>205655786it started immediately after the roles were givensomeone talked about needing a juul pod and binx went full mizzy narcissism mode
>>205655786it's been pretty great. the binx giving herself cankles is kino
>>205655597Indian phenotype
Jet thank you for the kino the past few days I kneel bud
lol
It's surprising how common vaping is among fishtank related people. Is it still that common among the general populace? I thought it was a temporary meme for a year or two but still I hear about people, especially zoomers, being really into vaping and zyn although I don't actually SEE it as much. How many of you use it?
>He simps for a 32 year old AHAHAAH
>>205655885Understood. Patriots are in control.
>>205655638A good time for him to leave too.He got shit on, spammed with the FUCK YOU BLOODY TTS and most people laughed about him being a short indian shitlord to his face.It's all I ever wanted from him staying for the rugpull, all that's left is him leaving the house completely unliked
>>205655885Oh right Jet is at the wheel we can have something epic happen, nope.
>>205655885the real jet would never use such a stupid name
>>205655730JC was great
>>205655905don't care
>>205655885based
>>205655905she needs to stop hanging out in discord with skullhyde and move on with her life
i need jobe to come back with an xbox
>>205655927>32>still looks better than the coalburner and the dykeKWAB
>>205655914based trutherit truly is a good cast. Jet won
>>205655907>newfag doesnt know about 4chanX random filenameslmao
>>205655638that would be gay
>>205655865
Payton has ugly feet.
>>205655905so what are the news about Abi? saw she was schizoposting on Insta and doesn't have the mexican ogre profile on her bio? she is getting fat too
>>205655926almost every zoomer i've met vapes, when i used to work min wage even the 40 year old burnouts vaped. it's very common
>>205655657It's time to get rid of cymbal.He doesn't even farm TTS'.The jeet tormenting finished last night over his luggage getting touched. Keeping him on just for one more hit will lead to a TJ moment.
>>205655901One can only hope
>>205655938who tf is skullhyde
If Jobe says I'm just from Oklahoma 1 more time
>>205655926most people vape now because they realize how much better it is than cigarettes and how you can do it anywhere.
>>205655927I'm 31 so it's fine
Gotta admit that Simbal is being a great sport
>>205655929Q would actually simp for Payton this is a good larp, she's a perfect female
>>205655885>>205655933Hey guys my name is also Jet from Fishtank
I BELIEVE IN JETS PLAN
>>205655905She was too autistic for someone like TJ so she thinks she likes girls
>>205655965link
>>205655924if they're gonna keep referencing this they should really commit to the bit and get BTFO'd by an instagram post and embarrass themselves by bringing Chip in
>namefags show upyou just know its bad
>>205655907>>https://x.com/
>>205655934She's fine, Payton mogs though>>205655965YOOOOOOOOO
payton is over this challenge
>>205655931>epicYour idea of epic is gayNo wonder you watch ftl
>>205655977doubters at this point are lost souls
jc is the best fish the harpies could possibly talk to for a half normie half crazy perspective
>they end the challenge>everyone goes back to their original character>symbol goes back to being himself outside the house>jobe returns because he's still in the houseNeptunian Kino incoming.
>>205655926zoomer (24) hereall the zoomers at work vape, it's mostly the 18-20 rangeand then the younger zoomers (16-17) don't really vape at allzyns are a zoomoer/millenial thing because they've been pumping money into marketing
>>205655934she didnt do anything
Jobe ______________________
>>205655956I heard she's in the market for an incel chud bf
>>205655930I wanted Luke to come back and him to see footage of everyone shitting on him, but his humiliation the past few days has been excellent. I just think it'd be funny if he did get eliminated this way or lose immunity
>>205655974How would he cope with finding out that Payton is a man?
>>205655926I buy a cheap disposable about 4 or 5 times per year. I have a few friends who switched to vaping from cigs. We’re all early 30’s
>>205655982claire not live anymore, but he's talking with JC nowhttps://www.instagram.com/rontheprince/live/This is the claire clip thoughhttps://x.com/Mirthmaxxing/status/1856481124446347522
>>205655926It's super common but the more decent people don't blow clouds in your face when you're walking down the same street as them so it's not super obvious.
>>205655951>Grampa stop molesting me
Rooting for Payton this challenge is stressful asf. Constant switching between its so over and were back
>>205655830she quit claiming she didn't need the show the others needed it more
>>205655977Trust the carpet plan
>>205655865we are not famous house to stay strict to the rules, we are fish tank
>>205655929>>205655885We're trying to make the show good and you're both ruining it. Stop
erm I love Mizzy
>>205655927Alexis mogs this troon honestly
what happened with symbal(jobe)?
binx haters are so fucking cringebinx is cool man chill it with the hate
>>205656024thanks anon
>>205655926It's just common among people under 40
>>205655998Don't care, didn't ask. Cry more.
>>205655926Overall yeah, but a lot of people I know, myself included, have switched to nicotine pouches. You never know what might be in those Chinese vapes
Bros...
>>205656039cute hag
>>205656011
>>205655885Don’t impersonate me
>>205656005God I hope this is the plan
lmao payton's posture is killing me
>>205656031that carpet tied the loft together, man
jobebros... what happens next?
It's real
burt butt
>Payton nailing the Burt posture
>>205656047we get it you want to fuck her
>>205656043He was upset that the women talk too much and won't let him grope them so he left
>Mizzy butting in even as BinxThe sociopathy is too strong
>Payton was just hungry now she's locked in
>>205656059>he fixed the date this time
>>205656074SNIFF
>>205655926Children are brainaddled by super high nicotine vapes and every zoomer I know is addicted to sucking on their goysticks.
Wtf guys...Sybil finally got eliminated? Why didn't he get eliminated first week?
>>205656070Hopefully you guys kill yourselves, he was alright but not even as good as Ian.
>>205656074She should stuff her pants for the bbl
whos fishbuck is sitting on the bar?
>nobody cares that jobe is off the show
>>205655541beat
>>205656075>>205656074lmao
>>205655965CLEH
sheeeeesh these women have daggers out
>>205656074How come she didn't wear a single feminine outfit?
BRING BACK JOBE
>>205655685If alex isn't screaming about wild randy he's whispering like a bitch. It's happened today many times.
>>205655926Yeah, it's everywhere. I sometimes smell strawberry vape when driving on the highway, because people just drive around hotboxing. It's crazy. Every bar I go to has that smell. Every public event (even aimed at families) has that smell. Most restaurants on a Saturday night will have that smell. It's EVERYWHERE.I'm against pretty much all government regulation, but fuck, I'll do anything to not have strawberry nicotine vapor shoved in my face.
>>205656080>alex still talking over everyone>simbal still following women>burt still muttering to himself
>>205656059>>205656072Why can't you just just be normal for once
JC says she doesn't vibe with Jimmy at all and that he's an abuser. /ourgirl/
>>205656104Simbal left and they all hate him so they're just being normal
>>205655926It's no longer the 90s zoomers love cigarettes and vapes.
Can we end this challenge now? It's getting very repetitive
someone TTS that in previous seasons at the end of the impersonation challenge they had to swap spots with their impersonator. The jeet will start raging
>>205656013The footage is no longer needed, they all do it to his face, even Vance just went "Simbal went back to india"I say he's good to go, he has to leave when he's at his lowest. Eliminate him with his whiteface still on
MOJACK LMAO
>>205656113shes a lesbo
>>205656030that was the cover story, at least watch the show and not just the edited episodes.
>people didn't think Jobe would be kino incarnate the moment he walked in
GO FIND MOJACK
>>205656104Ian won, they still talk about him.
>>205655927she's 4 years older than me, of course I amis Alexis actually the age she claims to be? Because its unreal that she looks like 15 years older than every other girl in the house
LOL simbol being the spenny is fucking great"simbol was... uh.. great man... i liked him"
>paytons lunch and dinner were ramenLosing lexi has been devastating for her. She needs a chef
>Burt acting schizo for his Payton impressionHis mind is so interesting
>>205655657binx simps are out of touch with reality, factually
>>205656117yeah honestly the best ones are by far Connor and Payton, but they also have the most to work with
MAKE BINX EAT MEAT FOR THE ROLEPLAY
This challenge sucks
>>205655965WTF someone better have recorded that
>simbal coping by saying "simbal was cool"
It's between Paypay and Connor - Burt requires more subtility so giving it to Pay
RON:>i truely belive binx knows the show
>>205656148they just cant help themselves
>>205656043 He got home sick and went back to India
mojack status?
Burt is doing a horrible job but a Payton impression would be impossible
*lowers voice* Are you niggaz ready for Wild Randy?
>>205656164you sucks
This is like hell for indian people
>>205656177SATANIC
>>205656166>>205656111it's herehttps://x.com/Mirthmaxxing/status/1856481124446347522
>>205656180Alex would heem this nigga instantly
Burt's impression of Peyton is the funniest
>Burt even while trying to be Payton is randomly obsessed over the MALES and FEMALES in the house
>>205656173he's probably been told that by 500 seethers in his DMs
So is Symbal actually going to be eliminated?
>>205656155hey, she made potstickers in the airfryer last night though!
jc told sneed jimmy finna catch a case in the future and he sperged out
>>205656180i'd be happy to have jimmy back as wild randy so alex kills him on camera
Has Mizzy leaned into the 32 bit for her Binx impression?
>>205656179even if they told Burt to impersonate Alex, he wouldn't be able to
>>205656179>Payton impressionpretty sure you just sit on the count and mope, then occasionally complain when you're age affects the challenge. Boring as fuck.
>pay on couch for 20 minutes>no zoom in at all>simbal / jobe / burt on couch its nothing but closeupsGay show
>every fishtank bit be like
they should switch roles and let "payton" drink
>>205656117>Burt playing generic cartoon woman>Payton playing Burt (sometimes)>Alex playing Alex>Mizzy playing generic bitch>Binx playing generic bitch>Jeet seething>Connor actually nailing his role>Jobe playing the king
Cuckoo bird tonight?
ENTER
>>205656208based jc
>>205656179how would you impersonate someone that literally came online 2 days ago?
>>205656139they were baiting that the gator squat challenge was an elimination, she then said i quit in place of cole because i don't need the show, she is now still orbiting a year later despite not needing the show
>>205656122Kek Jimmy's in chat accusing her of talking shit in a discord with his sister. he's mad.
WILD RANDY TONIGHT
>alex is authorize to beat the shit out of wild randy
>mfw self defense situation
>we got wild randy coming in
omg, mizzy and binx are definitely throwing shade on each other. like girl...
>>205656205no because sam's plan is for him to winwe are getting the bitchtank ending
I have it on good authority jobe will be coming back
WILD RANDY'S COMING
WILD RANDY PAYING TO RAPE ALEX
rape kino
burt is so fucking bad at this
>>205655905She is literally me
>>205656080i noticed that when Binx and Connor were having an argument as their characters. Mizzy immediately butted in like Mizzy usually would. she's such a funny retard
>>205656013>simbal about to open the front door and leave>there's a silhouette of someone he thinks is goldstriker on the other side of the door waiting to greet him>he opens it>it's luke>he grabs his collar, pulls simbal out, walks in, and then shuts the door>luke is backa man can dream
>>205656196>she didn’t tell him she was on bitchtankkek classic claire
It might be the first time where they could actually use Frank in a funny manner
kino inbound
CONFFESIONAL ITS FRANK
>>205656180Jimmy would never accept to play Wild Randy lol he pussied out against two much weaker retards so far
Is Randy just gonna be Frank? I thought that was Alex Stein in 2.5
>>205656180Alex would stomp his head in. Lean in, nigga, lean in
>>205656208J(ust)C(hinese) being based, fuck that sperg.
Wild Randy = LettyPlease
>>205656208jc is funny
You know what would really hit the spot right now as I watch fishtank kino? Several apple pies from McDonald’s
>>205656208I love Jimmy, my unstable sperg bf :3
>Sam and Frank settling their beef in fishtank roleplay
WILD RANDY CONFIRMED
life is bizzy
jc inviting jimmy to the call to talk it out
WILD RANDY IN TEN MINUTES
ALEX HAS PERMISSION TO BEAT UP WILD RANDY
>>205655851payton has acted
IN T MINUS 10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES TILL WILD RANDY
>WILD RANDY INBOUND>"10 MINUTES "- SAM
>>205656208Common Jimmy L
T-MINUS 10 MINUTES UNTIL WILD RANDY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDY
Signal leaving clip?
FRANK?
>>205656292okay
simbal impersonation of jobe is killing payton
HOLY SMOKES WILD RANDY IS CONFIRMED!
>WILD RANDY IN 10 MINUTESWILD RANDY IN 10 MINUTES>WILD RANDY IN 10 MINUTESWILD RANDY IN 10 MINUTES>WILD RANDY IN 10 MINUTESWILD RANDY IN 10 MINUTES
Evening market update, pre-Wild Randy.
>WILD RANDY COMING IN 10 MINUTES
>15 minutes until you see Frank hassle murdered on livestream
WHO IS IT?NO WAY ITS FRANK IF THINGS ARE ACTUALLY GETTING PHYSICAL
>Jobe comes back as Wild Randy
alex has been granted permission to physically assault wild randy IF he gets touched first and mr G will protect alex
>>205656284think it dream it do it
i fucking wanted to go to bed but now i'm going to have to have another beer for fuck sake
>>205655905What's her @?
Sam's head is fucking massive compared to Mizzys entire body
I'm thinking we're back bros
BETS ON WHO WILD RANDY IS RIGHT HERE FOLKS!
It’s not Frank.
>>205656196thank you g
IT'S SHOWTIME
>everyone falling for the fail rp bait AGAINthey always do this
fuck all the good shit happening at 3 am once again
>>205656321kino
WILD RANDY IS COMING!!!ALEX, PREPARE YOUR BUTTCHEEKS
If it is you, good luck in the tank
>>205656323This would be better than Frank desu and I'm not that big of a Jobe fan.
>sam letting one rip next to mizzyLMAO
Muzzy is so sexy I would die for her
>>205656284im mad they don't sell those here
Frank is coming to fuck up the Jeet, fuckin' based.
It’s Luke
>>205656331random homeless guy
>>205656323Bravo Jet
OK WTF FOR REAL WHERE THE FUCK IS JOBE? BRING HIM BACK NOWWWWWWW
>>205656323i will fucking kill myself if its just jobe again
>Sam farts all over Mizzy
>go>what?>LEAVEkek
>sam does a shitty chip challange>nobody cares about it
>>205656248bitchtank was the prototype, bitchtank ending was the best thing ive ever seen, if they can pull that off for 3 it will be best thing ever leaving bitchtank finale as the second best thing ever
>>205656331Hasan
>>205656332
>"mizzy" back-talking sam because she's eating
>>205656284i have had 12 apple ciders and am just opening my second crate.
>>205656349Frank is never coming back, I have it on good authority
>simbal as jobe talking about how awesome simbal isthis dude is so pathetic
inb4 Alex B becomes best friends with Wild Randy after 10 minutes of "brotime"
WILD RANDY RAPE IN 10 MINUTES
UH OH
>>205656323pls no
>>205656323that would be the lamest outcome
post yfw alex actually stabs frank hassle in the neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05IlyyS7l4WILD DICK RANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>205656331Peter Simprano
>>205655905how is that eveil possible you liar. instagram doesn't show that shit anymore
>>205656373oh shit
Simbal and Frank will be allies by tomorrow
is Jobe back in the house yet
>>205656318kys
wild randy will just be jobe
>>205656369Low bar jet
>>205656390
jobe is coming back!
Binx is always trying to be cheap ass bets
BINX YOU WHORE
>>205655905TJ and Claire spurning her really broke her
does sam know jobe walked out kek
Hear me outJobe in a fake mustache/beard as Wild Randy
>>205656331 random person or some previous freeloader; maybe abi?
>>205656373It’s not him lol. Reply to this in 10 minutes.
Binx is gambling money that Jobe will tongue rape her
>>205656411>IT WAS ME ALEX>I WAS WILD RANDY ALL ALONG>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god YES
>>205656411This is most likely
JOBE BROS, WE KEEP WINNING
>Alex in the sad shinji chair waiting for wild randylol
>>205656373oh shit its going down lol
>Binx literally whoring herself out as a bet
is frank actually inbound?
>>205656427beat you to it >>205656411
>Binx wants to kiss my selfinsert????WOWZA! I might stick around for her stream after this is over!
>I want to bet the Mizzy will hoard more food from the kitchenkek
Jobe is now wild randy and wifi left
How do none of these people understand the concept of a bet lmfao
>mizzy will horde more food from the kitchen>that's a little too easy
>Burt instantly bets on Mizzy hoarding food
>>205656429it'll be gay if it's Alex Stein since that was his Bloodgames character. I want him run over with a tractor.
>>205656452Binx is turning into Trish
Wild Randy dies tonight.
>>205656331Considering alex stein is the only old guest who has actually said he will be back for s3, I'm guessing it's him
>>205656140Jobe could do literally anything and you retards would applaud, he's great sometimes, but not THAT GREAT. The Jobe worship is as annoying as the Ian hype before his elimination.
>they don't know about the binxcord grooming allegations
>I think I can get Jobe drunk enough to kiss meAt least she's self-aware.
>>205656331Frank Hassle
>>205656456I doubt it but maybe
>>205656459>thats a little too easy
JC is so cool I'm sorry. She's a sweetie and I hope she has a good life.
>Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
>I bet Binx will say something anti-indian
is the website stuttering and lagging for anyone else? it wasn't doing this at the beginning
>burt memorizing serial numbers on fake moneykek
>>205656480This
it's over
>>205655961Shes still researching Sam Hyde, trying to find out if associating with Fishtank will ruin her relationships with her lefty friends. Hopefully she comes back to us
>>205656331Jobe
>>205656400it does, it only shows up if you get the same post in your feed
>losing alex for the rest of the show for the sake of a frank hassle bit
>>205656480/ftl/ self inserts are the biggest cancer in these threads and I'm tired of being silent about it.
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQwLPVnehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQwLPVnehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQwLPVnehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQwLPVnehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQwLPVneWild Randy poll
>>205656459always
BURT MEMORIZED THE FUCKING SERIAL NUMBER
why is burt so self aware lmao
>>205655885I'm coming to burn the house down if this is real. final notice.
wait so burt is completely self aware?
>>205656478STANDINGON THE EEEEDGEOF THE CRATER
>Jobe comes back in>Must roleplay as wild randy>Constantly hounds alex about fucking monkeyscould be good
>>205656520FUCK
>>205656480>he's great sometimes, but not THAT GREAT.That's the bit. Dude is mundane 99% of the time, so it's funny to hype him up as being some next level freeloader. His destruction last night was pretty amazing though.
>>205656456they're not going to put someone random at risk from a methhead. they're obviously going to put frank in as he is huge and alex is a massive pussy that fears anyone taller than him. >I GOT TWO INCHES ON YOU BITCH
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>>205656501Based JC appreciator
>>205656520nigga is lying
goddamnit im gonna miss the next five days of the tank for a trip, im missing the good shit
>>205656331Xavier
>burt hyper-aware of the crazy shit he doeshow is it possible to be both aware of what you're doing and at the same time not be able to not do it?
>>205656484What an odd bet to makeShe obviously wants him to be the step-dad of her kid
How the fuck is Burt so self aware of his schizophrenic ticks
>>205656528>thinking alex will do a fucking thing and not just grovel and then dap him up
>>205656509yes it's a fucking slideshow for me too
no payton as burt confessional?
>>205656520It's not frank who's coming you idiots
twerking abuela
>>205656501she's the best. you do subscribe to her youtube right? https://www.youtube.com/@jc_alwaysyours
I completely forgot about Wyatt, what happened?
wild randy
binxsisters... jobe won...
>>205656520sam said 3 or 4 days during workout
>>205656400retard
FUCK I NEED TO PISS BUT WILD RANDY IS COMMING
>>205656535It's like he smart enough to understand his condition, but not capable of fixing it.
>>205656535schizophrenics are hyperaware of everything at all times
>Frank rides in on a mobility scooter
>>205656582idk man
>>205656576GILF
>>205656556I wish I could go on a trip. Where you going and for what purpose?
>>205656556I would say it would be dead air until the last 2 weeks, but even the boring-ass challenges have been kino so far somehow this season
>wild randy is not coming and sam is just making alex go insane
>>205656529>roleplay as the indian, give up immunity and walk out with the guys luggage, can be heard still roleplaying as an indian behind the closed doorname a fishtank moment that tops this
putting chances of this wild randy bit flopping at 90%
ded show
https://x.com/FrankHassleYT/status/1856490476989296668
>>205656516he was talking about how every number was repeated except 6 and how that may mean something
>>205656567the other day she said she knows Jobe has the biggest dick in the house
>>205656563>high IQ>autism>schizoHell of a mix
>please steal chips
>wild randy is Jimmy. everyone from prod gangs up on him and beats him to deathwould be kino
SAM GETTING HYPED TO FIGHT
>go. Leave. I wanna smell my fart ALONE
>>205656537of course, he's an actor
>>205656594its not fixable :(
>>205656331Tai.
I'M WILD RANDY AND I'M HERE TO FUCK YOUR DEAD FRIEND
>>205656582Susie yes marky poster in waiting
>>205656612
>Connor eliminates himself to attack Randy before Alex doesSaved yall the trouble
>>205656621I'd clap.
>>205656608forklift drivers truly are based
IAN IS BACK
>>205655490Payton acting Lhttps://youtu.be/-tEEtYC1Nl4?si=_V4HVYbzS1pd5LGx
Anyone able to tell me why you want / anticipate rape to happen? Why would you want rape to happen?You're just super edgy I guesscool dude sociopath based chudThis season is awful and I wouldn't be surprised if this is how Sam goes out or ends up arrested or pulling a Budd Dwyer
sam is getting stanced up for wild randy
I'm killing Sam if Jimmy is "Wild Randy"
ITS FUCKING TAI
scottbros... get ready
>>205656536W
They're ready to fight kek
>>205656631your memes are gay like your career
why the fuck would they do wild randy on impersonation night?is it just because they want connor and wild randy to do some gay wrestling bit?
wild randy is just another shitty wwe person and conner fights them lol
>>205656621jimmy was tard raging at jc in sneed's ig live chat 10 minutes ago
Nontent until the wild randy announcement
WILD RANDY WILL BE LUIS J. GOMEZ
>>205656592based 3 minute pisser
WILD RANDY KINO INCOMING
>>205656621I would fucking kneel
>>205656390the only instance where i would buy a season pass
lmao connor
LUKE WILL BE WILD RANDY
there’s no way frank is coming into this weak cast on day 17 after alex almost left earlier
PLEASE LET IT BE TAI
>>205656580of course anon.
I hope Wild Randy is a younger egirl to keep Binx in check, old fucking hag.
does the youtube stream have less delay than the website?
>>205656652It's going to be Jobe in a wig
LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE
holy shit binx wtf HAHAHA THIS BTICH
Most obvious outcome:>Jobe comes in as fake Wild Randy>Follows Connor around all the time, talks about fucking his monkeys>Alex B seethes in the background
>It's Jacob
>>205656665I would kneel
MMA bros?
Please don't be Jobe
>>205656674;)
Wild Randy is finished
>>205656653>hey guys im wild wandy
100% luke or jobe. or a little girl
wild randy is gonna be in a wheelchair lol
>>205656665what does anon mean by this
>>205656452>to absolutely nobody's surprise and the disappointment of her parents
ITS LUKE
if its jobe then im going to bed
So the freeloaders were actors all along
QRD on the day? anything funny?
>>205656612WHO ELSE COULD IT BE? LUKE, FATTY?
gay
bliccy please
>>205656674
LMAOOOOO IT WAS JOBE
>>205656589Claire won
gay......
wild randy is gonna be Kevin the puppet guy
FUCKING KEK SAM
LMAO
>>205656631please
>>205656665that would be perfect
ITS JOBE HAHAHAH
alex stfu stop pearl clutching about rape
SIMBAL IS BACK
alex failrp
Show is dead
>>205656715jobes been steamrolling jeet all day
>>205656530it's gonna be the brown girl from bloodgames isn't it?
K I N O
>Sam breaking shit>Camera pans away from himBravo Jet
meh
lmao double sperg out
lmao
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOBE
Connor is killing it as Alex right now
>Sam and Conner just smashing random shitkek
is alex actually mad? who is mad is it connor or alex?
Alex was absolutely raped in jail and got ptsd
>>205656323bravo
:/
payton not comfortable with sam breaking shit
>>205655490on the day hasan called sam a pedo, alex is freaking out about child rapists
Jobe honestly sucks, he really should have left on a high note with last night being so good.
Lol, Sam.
>jobe walking back inside was enough to break alex's brainLMAO
I''m breaking stuff, are you impressed
>>205656666fuck i just got back i missed it
how the fuck is the fishtank website making my laptop make so much noise
>SIMBAL WAS WILD RANDY...THE WHOLE TIME?!
lol this is so fucking stupid but credit where credit is due it got a laugh out of me
>connor pacing in the backgroundkino
>>205656717wow that hilarious.....
eh
>>205656716it'll be faggot Alex Stein.
>sam throwing jeet's shit around
>>205656759Alex is fucking livid
>>205655813post mizzy soles
The real Wild Randy is Kim Kardashian
>>205656463Kek I was right
Payton's going home
>jobe was in the house the whole time>alex still thinks hes wild randy
Sam is actually mad about this Nontent "gag"Don't blame him either
This show sucks, even Sam knows.
that was very underwhelming
>>205656770WELL IS HE SO GOOD OR DOES HE SUCK ANON
ok now bring in the real wild randy
WHAT THE FUCK SIMBAL WAS WILD RANDY????????
wow fans got pranked, you thought frank was going to have frank come on, but instead it was just alex whining more!
zzzzzzzzz
interesting play lol
Sam break stuff so funny ha ha
Holy shit, Alex is believing it.
>throwing simbals luggage
THAT'S FUCKED UP BEN!
>>205656810"hey guys.."
>>20565678120 gigabytes of pure unfiltered Indian JavaScript
i dont understand alex
kick Jobe
>>205656769hasan has been calling sam a pedo for like 2 years
>>205656513The glowie appears.
Fuck Jobe this bit sucks ass
>>205656819This is better long term
Sam smashing the chair and screaming I knew it is so fucking funny
kek sam pretending to be mad is enough to calm alex down
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA MAKE THE SHOW GOOD BEN
An example of brilliant gaslighting.
5 minutes later Frank walks in
>>205656781many have been asking this
Andddd the jokes dead, great job Sam
i liked the bit, frank didn't show up
>thank you G thank you manas if he wasn't the one who orchestrated this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S WHY HIS NAME IS G, CUZ HE'S A FUCKIN' G
>>205656810yeah, literally anybody but Jobe would’ve been better. Some random dweeb would’ve been bette.
>>205656612this is hilarious
they faked him out first to see his reaction
Why did he do it?
>>205656812He sucks, he had a good night last night
NOT COOL BEN!
connor is on point
love jobe but that was lame
Alex actually believed it lmao
>>205656709I want this to happen so bad>RAPE RAPE ON THE FIRST FUCKIN DATE
>I don't think he fucks with rape eitherlol
Fuck Frank and fuck all you whiney faggots who wanted him on, get fucked.
That was fucked up, and problematic. Ben NEEDS to take accountability for orchestrating that prank, on G's show no less.
STRIKE 3, BEN GAY
just tuned inwhats going on?
alex is RETARDED
So what stroke is Jet at now for this "joke"?
alex is going to be used and broken now that sam knows how easy it is
>>205656858The darkness came...
Ben fucked up, Jobe is cool but it's definitely his time to go.
Ok that was almost kinda funny
>>205656847Not really. He made Alex lose the challenge with simple gaslighting.
They missed an opportunity to bring ian back
Would've been kino if it was a chick or a retard in a wheelchair, not impressed
>>205656872based frank hate. that guy fucks bussy on grindr
this is so retarded Jet
i don't fuck with rape
>>205656854the joke wasn't that jobe was randy, it was that it was a joke and alex got baited
>>205656875Recycled Jobe bit, show is over.
>>205656781ppv is cool n quiet
payton cleaning up the spilled soda on the carpet kek
>G's not down with the rape shitif only you knew, alex.
>Alex thinks Sam was breaking shit because he was angry with Randy
>Payton starts cleaning
I missed it, what just happened w Jobe and Ben?
>>205656875ben is a fucking asshole that thinks rape is funny
Game of Thrones. Season 4, episode 8
>Binx saying how hot Jeremy is and how she wants to smell himThat was funnier than the actual bit.
>jeet bringing his stuff back Fucking hell this guy is so transparent
>>205656894Ian here, game over man
lmfao connor about to have a heart attack
Sam Hyde does NOT like it when people abuse women he would NEVER
this nigga alex unironically thinks G is with him lamo
alex is a treasure
S4 Ep 8 btw
IT'S A DOUBLE JOBE BIT
Alex can't be this retarded to not suspect G was in on it
This sucks, kick Jobe out
lame twist, but it's better than having Frank be mildly annoying. I honestly like the vibe we have right now. We have enough conflict between fish, there's no reason to force it with Frank tickling people
>simbal touches his own luggage>the girls scream for "simbal" to go get it backfucking kek
okay now bring frank on
>simbal sad clown>alex actually thinking he was gonna be rapedKino moments
>>205656872I didn't want frank to come nowI also didn't want jobe to come back
>rapes your monkeys
>>205656896this. so many great places they could've taken this.alex b's reaction still pretty funny though.
G is a real homie a real g
that was funny as fuck
>>205656875Sams raping Ben in the basement
>>205656897base
OK WAIT NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO INTRODUCE A MILD MANNERED MAN NAMED RANDALL
>G earned his mothafuckin name, hes a mothafuckin G. He dont mess with the rape shit.
/got/ won
that wasnt funny, at all
>Pretty good content today >They completely flop the Wild Randy bit I sat here staring at the screen not even able to comprehend how they could have flopped that hard It's like they told a "joke" and there was no punchline
>>205656290this whore needs to commit and take off her slippers then her socks
Job walking back in was a million times better than Frank.
>>205656949little does he know...
>>205656935They're clearly setting up to bring the "real" Wild Randy in (Frank) later.
Sam breaking shit is no longer an organic bit time to bring in the bell and gloves
incoming ben trauma dump
>>205656961>>205656961>>205656961>>205656961>>205656961new
>>205656896lol like that warwick davis video
>>205656933plsthese freeloaders are total garbagebring josh
game of thrones season 4 episode 8
This sucked, fuck Jobe.
>>205656957Nah I think the psychological aspect of fucking with Alex is gold
my lungs actually legitimately hurt from laughing, that was probably the funniest thing thats ever happened on fishtank
>>205656913trauma response
Did they really (probably accidentally) MKultra Alex into worshipping Sam on an even more fundamental level
>>205656948This is too high brow for them
>>205656962anyone with any iq had already just assumed that was going to happen
>>205656957the joke is on the retards who thinking being le heccin subversive is so funny edgy cool aryan
Alex got his butt taken in jail... so sad..
>>205656942Alex standing up for G throwing a hissy fit and breaking shit was still fine yea but could've been so much more
>>205656919>>205656929I havent watched the show. Can u explain pls?
>>205656962Its another moment this show has felt like icarly in a good way
>>205656964>as he rifles through alex's hair, fingers covered in egg yolk>"... i AM Wild Randy"
>Ben reveals he's actually Randy right now.
>>205656964You're probably right, and maybe he'll be a better fit then. But I'm cool with the Lion feud and Alex v Conner while Burt is stuck trying to arrive.
I hope frank hassle takes ozempic and dies
>>205656931alex is extremely stupid
>>205656931Sam is a natural tard wrangler. Tards like Jon and Alex trust him immediately.
>>205656978I have a set of keys I could dangle in front of your face that you would probably find hilarious too
>>205656931Alex is a low iq bipolar retard, Burt is a high iq schizo retardYin and Yang
Alex is lucky to have a guy like G looking out for him
>my favorite show Rick and Mortykys alex
>>205656957i thought it was funny to gaslight alex, but yeah, i wanted them to bring someone new in
>>205656663FUCKdo you have a clip ?
is alex the first person to believe ben?
>>205657233Jon probably didn't understand what was going on enough to get that Ben was being fake
>>205657233No that was John
>>205657233jon bought his investment lessons every time even when everybody told him it was a joke
incoming longest voicemail ever recorded
>>205655537I'd actually love that however. It'd be like a roast for a shitty loser people would have to get creative to shit on me properly.
>>205656039oh she's doing a homestuck troll bit. that's what it was. GODDAMIT!
