Burtday's over edition>/ftl/ news* Simbal is being a mopey little bitch and ruining the vibes after Jobe pissed in his luggage* Connor and Payton have won the Impersonation Challenge* Jobe paid the Jeet reparations* Frank Hassle may be appearing as Wild Randy* Payton had best painting* They're impersonating each other (Alex/Connor, Jobe/Jeet, Binx/Mizzy, Payton/Burt)* Sam fake quit over Wild Randy, Alex fake saved Ben from being fired* Jeet seething over Jobe>Watch Herehttps://ppv.land/fthttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Fishtank viewer now available as a websitehttps://fishtank-viewer.vercel.app/>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Life is Mizzyhttps://jetneptune.com/>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205668337
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bucky
>>205669737fag
we're watching simbals untergang. he's down to his last loyal general still trying to convince everyone the war can be won. even though the enemy is closing in on the bunker.
>>205669737Based
I'm not racist against Indians
>b3 smellssend him in
>>205669733FUCKER!
>team c9 enemy down>team super>cal-istill can't find him, did anyone manage to?
I can't tell if Connor is a great actor or he's just a giant pussy
>>205669761i am
burt never got to watch mean girls today. that makes me sad
>>205669761i pray you never meet one, brother.
>>205669761I'm double racist against Indians
anyone have a link to whatever the fuck alex just saidHe's unintelligible, I don't speak meth
>>205669737I'm straight up burtin' my shit rn
>>205669755This is actually a good analogy.
Serious Question: Is there a single FTL contestant that has been more kino than Burt? He's surely top 3 at least.
>>205669737I love the daily burt
I'm 31, white, and own a home. do you think binx would fuck me?
>>205669737do you have a high res of the birthday card?
>>205669773
>>205669710NEW EXECURIVE ORDER: TOTAL JEET DEATH
>>205669790bmi?
>inb4 Simbal's brother rolls in as Wild Randy
>jobe knocked his head on the same exact spotLmao
the last few days have been pure kinowifi btfocheers guys
>>205669768
>>205669790>whiteno
>>205669761You will be
>>205669769he was probably some b-team bench guy or not well documented during the source era
Poor burt
just give him the 50k
Problem Simbal?
>>205669769>calHoly shit that's a blast from the past. That was the OG "my dad works at Nintendo" claim from randoms on CS servers
>>205669790no, she said she doesnt date white guys
>everybodys in b1>cameras on burtevery fucking time
House rankingsPayton>Jobe>Alex>Binx>Burt>Conner>Mizzy>Simbal
>>205669790are you willing to empty your bank account?
>>205669797NTAthe answer is no then
Burt getting too self aware. Uh oh
>>205669761...but
>all in b1>payton can go sleep away from everyonePaypay needs her pretty princess sleep!
Burt is alone in his room on his birthday
The singularity is what happens when God's self-imposed illusion/simulation of other consciousness begins to fold in on itself and you return to the awareness of the void. Why do you think they say the devil is in the details and we are own worst enemy?Can technology reach the point of telling your brain the same information as that of what your sensory organs perceive - and what would be the difference from asking your phone what you are experiencing in this moment?God is watching.
>>205669804
>Hey chat, do I look like a crazy schizo?
>>205669769He's probably embellishing but I don't think he's lying about his CS days.
>computer am I retarded
I'm already fatigued by the Jeet hate and I'm racist against everyone. It's just been too incessant and too constant at this rate, actually. It's fucking tiresome and boring.Hate on Sybian all you want, but this is boring.
>>205669790Yes she craves BWC
>>205669798Wild Randesh
>>205669788Jontent will always be my favorite
>>205669802I like this image because it's his reaction to accidentally saying nigga
>>205669802miss this nigga so much
>Thats my chair btwI HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS I HATE INDIANS
>simbal claiming payton's chairoh c'mon you faggot
it would be cool if burt blasted cigs
>>205669823you have to go back
>simbal ruining Payton sleep
>is that what I act like? I seem crazy!>*opens backpack full of pills*love burt
>>205669811yeah, imo he hung around in some team's mumble server and was on their open nooblet team and is larping (I played a different comp fps and that was common back then, like a farm team in pro sports)
Which s3 fish should I meet up with first?And no I won't ask for their permission.
>>205669791best 1 i have
trust the planthe jeet is done for
Really smart decision. it would be pointless to break him now.
>>205669819Jobe>Mizzy>Alex>Binx>the rest
/ftl/ jeets will still deny the coddling
>>205669769yeah its reddit but whateverhttps://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1gl8z3v/alex_cs_history_final_dump_this_time/
>>205669819That's retarded
>>205669833kek someone told payton to move her den chair
Saving Simbal for Frank, they really did learn from past mistakes.
>>205669863Charges will be pressed
>Payton and Binx harassed by the shit brigade when theyre trying to finally sleepFuckin dorks
What's his endgame?
>>205669863they very clearly wanted him to leave earlier
>>205669788Jon or TJ
>>205669837yes
when's hassle?
>>205669849>>205669850same. Luv Luke, simple assuch a chad
>>205669851>>205669852>>205669855Get a grip, you fucking faggots. Shit on the jeet when he deserves it, not this non-stop herd dogpiling that a retard engages in.
>>205669863>>205669865>>205669869they better be getting him on the next cargo plane to providence then
>Alex jumping on the side of the bunk bed like a monkeyI was worried for a second he was going to break it and crush mizzy and payton
>>205669837ur brown
>>205669411China is the greatest threat to the word. The cities of the US could be burning in a nuclear fire, concrete turning into slag, and China would still find a way to damage the environment, the waterways, the soil, and fill the air with carbon more because it is the greatest threat to humanity. AlwaysOne day, in my lifetime, us zoomers will see the capital of China blasted down into sand, then glass, and the three gorges dam will be fed to a hypersonic missile. The lower valleys of China will turn into a red river rising. Your country will be drowned in a sea of blood, a client state of all Oceania>>205669460>yeah bro, I'm just like stronger than tactics like artificial isolation and being setup only to be ignored and left hanging constantly because I'm alone in my room all day its like basically the same thingKek>>205669508Yeah? As far as I can see he has, better than you. He's still on the show isn't he? You probably sweat like a fat slob when you do something as stressful as make small talk
>>205669869he wasnt coddled until now tbf
can we get a remove the jeet fishtoy? just force him out of whatever room he's in for an hour
simBULL is incapable of not asserting his dominance at every opportunity. this is why you hate him. he is a natural alpha
>>205669859i was honestly touched when i saw this. such a sweet thing to do. i've never gotten a birthday present this nice
Will these drunk fucks leave Paytons room
>>205669869so frank is actually coming? shame, it was a good run.
Who is more hated in the fishtank universe at this point (by fans, fish and production)>Simmons>Mauro>Haley>Tayleigh>Signal
>>205669790perhaps. she said she doesnt like handsome white guys though. just trashy ones.
The paypigs missed out not sending Sneed constant Beaver Street TTSes.
>>205669851>oh... kay?
>>205669874
>>205669858I love Jimmy's jacket. Wish I could find it
Burtical bar haha
>>205669895Thought that shit was gonna cave the hell in lmao
>>205669878Stanky leg redemption
>>205669893He's just being annoying
>>205669897Post hands then, shitter.
Can any clippers get that tts from b1 about 3 minutes ago to bind that said she has that Ellen degeneres pussy?Need with audio PLEASE
>>205669883my two favs
burt w. driving people to suicide is not cool lo l
>>205669819Thirstiest nigga watching tonight
Alex = JonBinx = JosieMizzy = TayleighBurt = BurtSimbal = ColeJobe = JimmyPayton = Trans but hotConnor = Unique guy, actually a good freeloader but I thought he would just be another Octavius
>>205669863can't wait for the 5 minutes of frank vs simbal. it will be so worth it
>>205669909I don't like that
>>205669898Environmentalism is the greatest threat to humanity
>>205669909Mind deleting this buddy?
>>205669914
>>205669907This isn't recency bias but it's Simbal by a mile now.
>>205669815lol yeah no kidding, "i'm cal-m scrub stfu">>205669871holy based he was the real deal
>>205669878>Jet is an architectchadbased
>>205669909uhh
>>205669871>video of him sitting behind the actual teamthere you have it
>>205669878How did she respond to this?
>>205669928Connor is Lance but a crybaby
Luke would be a better torturer than Frank, Simbal would running with his tail between his legs.
>>205669928>Jobe = Jimmyyou are literally the only person that thinks this why do you keep trying to force it
>>205669863>>205669865>>205669869Great plan, he's just going leave once Frank does anything. All that build up for nothing.
burt jerkin
>>205669863They blocked positive tts too>>205669878Fuck Mizzy before Sam does
=====PAYTON UPDATE=====She is FED UP with everybodies FUCKING bullshit and just wants to FUCKING go TO BED. She's gonna start SWINGING unless these BOZOS fuck right off.
>>205669878He said "2:00 AM slop" right to her face in confessional
>>205669928You = Faggot
>>205669935
>>205669932Exactly. It stops us from destroying the dam, because of the direct damage to the environment the flooding will do
>>205669928Jobe is like Jimmy if he was chill and didn't talk all day.The conspiracy theory crossover is real though, one of the first things he started talking about were giant bones.
Frank is coming and there's nothing you can do about it
>jax money crewholy FUCK that's a blast from the past
>>205669907For me its tay. Signal drives content, tay is a moodkiller
>>205669710Simple Jeet may shit in the streetBut Jube goes number 2 in a can of mountain dew
I can't wait
Alex B "playing" counterstrike at lan (2004 colorized)
>>205669959i will still cum harder than burt when the jeet leaves
>>205669958They’re both content so makes sense
>>205669959They have to let Simbal box prior to Frank coming or there will be a higher chance of this happening
conner's crying in front of the hoes smdh
>>205669928True
>>205669963Why did they all wander into b1 anyway
>>205669909fakethey wouldnt bring tayleigh back
it's funny how the S2 contestants seemed to be star-struck at Josiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jfxSiCm-tA
>>205669968
How soon are we thinking for Frank?
>>205669988stupid reason
>>205669959he keeps saying dont fuck with my stuff fuck with me. frank will not leave him alone, and if he dips he doesnt get a dime
>>205669761I hate most indians, but only the ones like Simbol who've modeled their whole personality after white men
>>205669985yeah hes was definitely just in their ventrillo and maybe filled in for scrims or whatever
>>205669878Extremely rare Jet W.
>>205670009Probably this weekend.
>>205669972your argument against China is muh environmentalism
>>205669968miss that frog queen
>dance on my balls, cat fucking a handbag
burt burtin it big time
>>205669863and when simbal mogs frank what then?
if simbal makes it through frank does he deserve the win?
>>205670003wow i do not miss this at all
>>2056700094 AM will enter beating together pans in rememberence of the GOAT Luke
>>205670006
>>205669954Luke wouldn't even have to physically do anything unlike retard hassle. Just his presence would piss off simbal.
>>205670009couple of days
How often do you guys watch fishtank all night and then realize it's too late to play a game that would have been more fun than waiting for nontent
>>205669983I can
Frank won’t be able to go up to the Penthouse or down to the yard. Just slowly walk away from him up some stairs and it’s over.
now that the dust has settled, was it a good burtday?
>>205670031Famous House like a distant memory...
>>205670044I don't really do anything else while watching fishtank anyway
LION BROS WE GOT A PLUSHIE
Based burt getting his birthday coom
They like Simbal again
>>205670044I have fun watching fishtank so i dont care really
>>205669878fattening her up for sam
>>205669985Based honestly I wonder if Alex was actually normal before he became retarded
that plushie is from jet
simbal is such a fucking piece of shit dude
>>205670041
Do you think they'll bring in Josie near the end?
SIMBAL JUST GOT A PLUSHIE LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>205670030That Turkish bbl scar
>>205670036If he’s as targeted as they make it seem like will, yes
>simbal seething about a plushiethis fag ruins everything
>>205669975the css clan? is alex talking about counter strike?
This Jeet is a fucking clown
>i dont play with plushies
>guys I'm such a MAN I would NEVER play with a plushieGay as hell
He can't stop himself from being a tool
Christ Simbal, what the fuck is wrong with you dude lmao
Shark plushieWhat does this mean?
>>205670053top 5 days for me. jeet getting yelled at by ben for trying to direct was a major high
Simbal has an almost supernatural ability to be the most unlikable faggot in any situation ever
>simbal whining about getting a plushie
>>205670078ruined due to kwabbing
The only bad part about the Simbal thing is it happened on Burt's Burtday
>>205670018>hating Indians for wanting to be whiteWhat did you mean by this? I hate the Indians that want to be jews.
who the fuck complains about a gift
ungrateful jeet
am i gay for watching burt burt off every time
Im a symbal defender but hes lame for not sounding thankful about the plushie
Symbal cannot be grateful for literally anything. He has to complain about any gift someone gives him.
>gets a plushie>shits on youlmfao so hard to redeem sirs
>>205670072And we're back
>simbal thinks that if they bring more people in he can get them on his side
>>205670078And then immediately says he doesn't want it lmao. This guy sucks so bad.
>>205670075holy fuck dude just put them all in an imgur and tag your socials already
>>205670072
>the plushie is a sharkThat's pretty kino Jet
ok. i've changed my mind. plushie-hating simbal deserved everything.
>Thank you uh Frank Hassle for the plushieWould’ve been kino
>>205670088Cracked up Seussian Who
>>205670075
>>205669999Binx is a stupid lazy cunt with no sleep schedule or bed hygiene so thought it was appropriate to drag them to her while she was bedding down. This is unironically ruining princess paytons bed hygiene. production PLEASE
He better be on his way, Jet.
>>205669923https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731477004310492.webm
binx has the exact same plushie on her bed right now
>>205670099irredeemable redeemer
>Simbal asking for more people because everyone else in the house hates himWhat an Indian mindset
>>205670053He lived out his truth in a MTF trans fantasy. He's actually considering quitting prostitution to be a drag queen. Sounds pretty good to me.
>jeet gets the first plushie ever>immediately is ungrateful>other have to convince him to not be a cunt to the audienceThis guy us unreal
>I LOVE YOU>BUT I DON'T LIKE THIS DON'T SEND ME ANYMORE HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO BE THIS UNLIKEABLE
were they told to be ice to symbal? why is binx nice to him again?
>>205670109B1 is too annoying rn so I switched to burt pillowtalk
I've seen 2 schools of thought:>they are doing the "dark" ending aligned to bitchtank and dragging the indian to the end>production hates the indian and can't wait to blast him out the airlockWhich do you think it is?
PAYTON UPDATESHE IS FUCKING DYING
>simbal you don't have to act like an abused dog about itbinx based
>Simbal is a sharkHe will win and work on season 4
>someone tries to be nice to wifi signal>he uses it to shit on them and talk about how ALPHA he is
people should either not drink at all or learn to hold booze. the jeet acts like hes never had a drink before every single night lol
>>205670090Wow. He's absolutely incapable of saying "thank you". Did the same shit when burt gave him his pants.
>>205670127god damn hes ugly lol
>>205670138Is this how indians take over tech companies
I respect your self-control Jet. It's probably very difficult to not go nuclear on this retard after today's events.
>>205670090thats how you know he's gay btw
Mizzy is on suicide watch in the background.
>>205670127hes a sociopath
>>205670087that's a 1.6 team from back when CPL was still a thing
>alex shouts out crack clan>shouts out aperture>shouts out ABHe likes the worst fans
>>205670123>>205670116why the fuck would i do that? 4chan is an image sharing site. im sharing images. i didnt make them they are from the fishtank stickermule page. calm down
>>205670162yest. canadian
>>205669980kek no one is safe
>>205670127I really despise Frank but throwing him in to fuck with Simbal might be alright.I just DO NOT want him around for the rest of the show.
>>205670120damn
>>205670157how do you learn how to do that? it's just biology, he doesn't have the genes for alcohol
>>205670172the worst fans like him*
>>205670127we've gotta slow boil them. it's been a crazy couple days, and we also need to keep the house in tact. Frank is coming eventually, but he's gotta be nerfed. don't forget to buy a shirt and go to stickermule.com/fishtank
>>205669790Of course.
>>205669883wish we got to see these two interact more
>>205670079Makes me wonder if his arms are full of synthol or something. No wonder he was out-fished by a jeet half his size with the sense to take his socks of on a hardwood floor.
jeet hates the plushies cause he knows the money goes to production, one time he said dont send me plushies just venmo me instead
>>205669903
Did jobe die?
>>205670127god damn hes cute lol
>>205670127alex is gonna think this dude is goldstriker's cousin or some shit. they look to much alike
>>205670159probably heard some shit from some Andrew Tate-type guy saying that saying thank you is a sign of weakness or some faggy shit
>>205670151Its fascinating how women get the ick especially because hes not a hot chad
>>205670143binx was talking to him earlier when she was painting. shes not a total bitch.
>>205670186delusional simp
>>205670138Why do you think there are so many indians?
>>205670026That's just Casus Belli for pest control
>>205670173HAHA HAAAAAAAA
>Do not send me fucking plushiesSimbal W, fuck production and the beta orbiters self-inserting as Jobe.
anyone have frank bodycam footage from s2
>>205670191What a total douche
im just the shark in the tank motha fuckas
Dedicated viewers; What kind of dreams have you had about the fish so far?>Last night dreamt that Burt was fucking Payton >Dreamt about Mizzy talking to my GF>Dreamt about getting a blow to the ego from Sam over a lame jokeseason 2 gave me legit fever dreams so this is an upgrade
>>205670148Whatever option doesn't end in Sam giving 50,000 to an Indian he hates.
>>205670162100%
>>205670170He's soft, and he's only gonna get softer with age like we all do
>>205670179do jeets not handle booze well like natives and some asians? I dont know the poo lore very well
>>205670179bulk up, after my first year of lifting I could barely even get drunk anymore
>>205670179alcohol just magnifies his Indianess
>>205670182>stickermule.com/fishtankL M F A O they actually did it
burt clan here
>>205670088Jube is a rube.
JOBE CONFESSIONAL>JOBE CONFESSIONALJOBE CONFESSIONAL>JOBE CONFESSIONALJOBE CONFESSIONAL>JOBE CONFESSIONAL
I've never wanted Frank to come more than this point. Even when I knew he was coming to destroy Mauro when he returned during season 1 I think Simbal getting Hassled would be more satisfying.
>>205670112>>205670110>>205670105>>205670099>>205670090YOU BLOODY BENCHOD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SEND TO MY VENMO HOW CAN I FEED MY FAMILY WITH THIS?
>>205670191>dont send me plushies just venmo me insteadthe most indian thing I've ever heard
>>205670114this nigga jobe looks like a cartoon character
>>205670206Pajeet
>>205670165>everyone but her and connor got a plushieKek theres no way she will ever believe that she is the fan favorite. For some reason payton thinks it though
>>205670148I do like how fun dark ending might be but if simbal is literally thrown outside by frank that is acceptable
Only Mizzy and Binx are good fits to be The Protege.
>>205670213Gay as shit tbqhfam
>>205670104Same fucking difference man lol what's the difference between charls carrol & ben shapiro?
>>205670213i had a ton of dreams about fishtank in seasons 1 and 2 but have had zero for fishtank season 3. maybe its because the show is less satanic now.
The shark is named Frank.
>>205670242this
>>205670170he has a gf and a bunch of cats
>I peed on Simbal's stuff. And... you know what? He might've deserved it>Also, why was everyone telling me to do it? I don't think they would've done that for no reason
Jobe is a sheep that follows the others.
>>205670213i had a dream i was on fishtank live mobile. we were all crammed into an RV and riding around. everyone kept talking about how bad it smelled
>>205669993
>>205670182>stickermule.com/fishtankWhat's with these obviously fake reviews.
How mucu do the plushies cost to buy for someone?
>>205670213quintessentially american post
>>205670258based
>>205670218>>205670253>everyone is a sociopath except my parasocial internet friend who is a sociopath for a living
>>205670191Saars, pls send Google Play cards to me, do the needful!
Based drunk Jobe
>>205670209
>>205670258the jobe of truth
>>205670259KEK
>>205669790if you happened to meet her in a normal way in real life perhaps, if you message her on twitch about how you're a fishtank fan, no.
>>205670202>rentoid doesn’t know it’s like
>>205670213I had a dream about claire in the off season and dreams about sam and jet more than once
>>205670248I wake up and instantly feel like I'm missing something and run to the computer so I have zero time to try and remember them. But I'm definitely still having them
burt wank asmr
>>205670262Goocheese...
>>205670258>there was Jobe content going the whole time and nobody told meFUCK you guys
>>205670258i wasn't watching earlier. was he outside with production when he pissed on it?
Jobe looks like a goldfish.
>>205670213I had a dream during season 2 that I was in the house but it was my grandma's house from when I was a kid and I was hiding under the covers browsing /ftl/. Took a break from fishtank and 4chan for a few days after it
>>205670009Sam said 3-4 days earlier today in response to a "when's wild randy coming?" TTSFrank's tweets seem to line up with that too.
TOTAL JEET DEATH
>big ass dome? ...my forehead or the firmament?
>>205670279I wish he cracked TJ's skull
>my forhead or the firmament KEK
>>205670245>same differenceWe're on two very different wave lengths, I think that whites are different better than Jews. You think they're the same? I'm not there yet, maybe some day.
reallistacally, ive been thinking over this past few days, what can you do/use to destroy the plushies asap? theyre pretty durable to rip apart
>>205670213havent dreamt in like 5 years. Dunno why
>>205670258Is it culturally accept to hate both Simbal and Jobe? I do.
>my forehead or the firmament?lmaoo
>>205670275i dont even like frank but youre just another armchair psychologist
>>205670196Was actually thinking they might replace G's character with Hassle as the host after G's breakdown from MONKEY RAPE today
>>205670293no, he did it in B3 a little while after that
>>205670305why?
>binx: i lost my tree plushie is it under the bed>connor: dont worry about it we are going to dump the beds over before we leavekek
Just farted and it made me gag fuck man hopping on the #MizzyDiet was a bad idea
>>205670302will fucking do jet holy shit based
I think you guys broke Simbal. He will never be the same person again.
Connor is very gay Burt I've seen him cry like 3 times now
>>205670302I wish this was real but it’s not
>>205670312turn off your wifi router at night
>>205670284you havent had sex in decades
Simbal rules
>>205670295Do you dream about your grandparents house a lot? I do, every night and sometimes there's fishtank cast but without fail it's always me rummaging through their basement and finding old firearms. Every night.
>if you vote somebody off, there's an emptiness to the placehe's gonna handle it manually
>>205670312Do you smoke weed?
>>205670302Then Jet turned his monitor on.
>>205670291Hey I was trying to keep you updated okay?
>>205670342Good morning saar
>>205670312stop smoking weed
>>205670302It's real? Holy shit
>>205670334I genuinely hopes he becomes a better person, but if not, fuck him
>>205670213i had 2 dreams about ella. both were nice and cute. and one dream about claire. that one was kinda creepy
>>205670213i've had exactly one dream about fishtank and it was during s2, i don't even remember what happened
>>205670191are pajeets just brown jews?
>>205670334this is what he's really like. he was acting before
Time for new freeloaders(in addition to the ones we have now)Also time to bring in Frank, Scott, Fatty
>>205670312do you smoke weed regularly?
>>205670052This will be the final appearance of Frank as he'll either die from cardiac arrest or his constant need for breaks and general physique will have him laughed off the show
>>205670334mfw
>>205670348nope, just an occasional melatonin
>>205670318im making fun of the /ftl/ armchair pscyhologists who call everyone a sociopath except the ones that obviously are just because they like them
>>205670341You’re two weeks overdue on rent.
when I start dreaming about fishtank I'll know i've spent too much time on this
All my sympathy for symbal went away when he was so dismissive of the giftWhat a sigma lion fake alpha sociopath larp
>>205670312i dont smoke weed, just nicotine
>>205670365creampie haley
>>205670213its not me who has the dreams, aside from the occasional dream of just being in the house or something. Its my girlfriend that has the Fishtank dreams
Can't wait for Frank to btfo signal
>burt thinks simbal is going to set the house on fire
>>205670313that's fair
>>205670334Look how Simmons, the worst treated person in fishtank history, bounced back. He's still going on gameshows.
>>205670369well that's why. What are you stupid?
i realized this is the first time i watched a fish tank season completely sober
>>205670344It has come up a few times but not regularly, my most common dream is that I'm driving a car from the back seat or passenger's seat
>>205669710finally a good OP again. thanks man
>>205670362Let Scott throw eggs at Payton (which is code for impregnate her)
>>205670376truuuuu>>205670382not truuuuuuu
Has Mizzy gotten a plushie, or just everyone else kek
>>205670365brotank….home….
>Binx has to reel Alex in everytime TTS calls her outKek
>>205670364>he's gonna start winded hyperventilating after walking several feet just like Fatty
>>205670312thats a good thing, means youre waking up long after rem, I never dream either
>>205670309I think whites & jews have both done a lot of bad shit historically, enough to the point where there's no real difference between the 2 currently.
No sleep for Payton tonight
>>205670213I just had one last night about jet moving in down the street from me
>>205670352Thank you for calling Microsoft technical support...my name is Jeremy who do I have the privilege of speaking with today???
>>205670312try sleep aid like zzzquil. I dream like crazy on that stuff
minimum amount of stickers of payton you can buy is 10 for $15.75
Jobe hate is so forced.he's funny and based
>The way Alex described a loose asshole fart sounding like is exactly how Binx's farts sound likeuhhhh...binxbros?
ALINX NEVER DIES
>>205670403I sleep like 6 hours a night so dunno if thats it
>>205670312i haven't had many dreams since i stopped drinking in april.whats up with that? i dont smoke weed either
>>205670356that’s how I feel too
>faking a wild Randy appearance just to prank JeetNepjewnian
>>205670376I had two fishtank related dreams yesterday. One I was in Seattle hanging out with Smaack watching her skate, there other I was in a cell challenge with Binx, Mizzy, Alex, Simbal and Burt
>>205670398
>>205669983gay
>>205670373ive never rented in my life
>follow me on twitch heheSHUT THE FUCK UP BINX I LIKED YOU AT FIRST BUT THIS SHIT IS INSUFFERABLE
Jimmy is live
>>205670382
>Season 3 is actually just an allaborate way to humiliate Frank Hassle. Jet is still angry with him and is going to turn the tables against him. Frank Humiliation ritual and season finale incoming.
>>205669710When is frank hassle coming
Post your plushies, bros.
>>205670423was hilarious desu
>>205670415Haha so true, I really like the time when he
>>205670435Who?
>>205670191I hope production pay him in target vouchers when he eventually fucks off
>>205670415the truest trvthnuke of all time is: all the hate is forced, because its legitimately a good castAnd that partially includes Simbal
LETHER SLEEP
>>205670436wooooo
>>205670436would not pull out
>>205670435what?
>>205670386god I wish that entire picture was me. The guy holding the gun, the nerd with the "what me worry" face from the mad magazine kid, the retard streamer on whatever's on the second monitor. The faggy tattoo artist who definitely sucked off the guy holding the gun for an advance. man what a great picture. I love life and it loves me. I'm outside your famous house sam
>>205670441Last night was forced. I think he did good tonight
Crazy to think this is the same room
does anyone have the close up gif of the indian molesting smaacks shoulder?
>Payton staring at Jobe after the onlyfans TTSPobe bros?
>>205670415hes way overhyped
>>205670440Alex has such a long delay before he reacts lmfao
>>205670436
>>205670239Oop! Chink feels called out
>>205670413the posters are like $40. also 50 stickers is $100. why's it cheaper to buy less?
>>205670302He definitely is gonna off himself after the show right?He gonna get jeet spammed to death lmfao
>>205670450she said she needs people talking to fall asleep to
>>205670213My favorite fishtank dream I had was during season 2, and it was most of the S2 cast but it took place on a cruise ship.
>>205670435I'm sure his 23 viewers are HYPED
>>205670415Jobe is funny but he is goran's family so he can't be based it brings him several points down actually
>>205670467Fat fuck
>>205670436>haley looks like that Got any more? I just get the scraps
>>205670369My dreams have damped way down the past few years. My sleep quality degraded even further recently and I dream a little more but they are crappy fluoride dreams. Just a low rez image reel I forget quickly upon waking up. I suspect that it's related to the overall deterioration of my soul as I age and wander lost and further by the day from the righteous path that was set for me.
>>205670436payton mogs
>>205670435why?
Where are those voodoo mama juju bits we were promised Jet?
I don't know who needs to hear this but some of you guys strain too hard while trying to shit and it can lead to serious issues. You should never force a bowel movement.
>>205670467
If Alex is in final 2, who does he choose?>Best bud Binx?>Brother in Burt?
>>205670439the only plushie I have is a custom Maromi my friend made me years ago. It actually looks pretty cool
>>205670441caused chaos with connor and buckbroke the jeet
If frank is on his way, wheres fatty?
PICK ME PICK ME PICK MEEEEEIM MAKING THE SHOW'S ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUB TO MY TWITCH!
>>205670449>is an ungrateful vindictive annoying cunt after someone spends $300 to send him a plushiehe deserves all the hassling coming to him
>>205670483He'll probably use this post in the 'suit lol
>>205670500finale
>>205670480You are brown
>>205670433I still like her, but one of her simps really ought to start telling her to cut that shit out lmao.
>>205670490Greg won
>>205670467I hate this fat pedophile faggot
>>205670213I dreamt about Alex when I napped today. I was near Wall Street and ran into him on the street. Suddenly in started pouring, but it was sunny outside. He asked me how I was and I told him "Same as I always am." Then we parted ways.
>>205670436I need to plap Haley, FT latinas are unmatched.
>about to go to bed, will be sleep deprived for work tomorrow>"Hey look a car!"Don't tease me with hassle you binx
>>205670482>why's it cheaper to buy less?its not, are you touched in the head?
>>205670503you've gotta wait as long as you can and just let gravity do the work
>>205670503i like when i have to take a shit and im suckin in my turd in and out because it feels good
>>205670493it's crazy what filters do to bitches, makes them korean and shit
>>205670493must... rape...
>>205670503post more pictures of dumb ewhores instead of talking about shit going into their tight asses.
>>205670523why do you call them all nonces
>>205670467Greg lost no nut november today
>>205670530if you buy 10, they're $1.50 a piece. if you buy 100, they're $2.
>>205670387Whos that? What shows?
>>205670505Burt's not making it that far anyway
>>205670505Alex doesn't get the liberty of a choice. His instincts would drive him towards Burt but Binx could easily seduce him to act according to her wishes. He is a puppet sadly.
>>205670528She belongs to Scott, as do all Latinas. When he gets in the tank Binx will want to use the bathroom with him too
Skitzy_VA owns this thread
>>205670520
Why does she look so much less yellow out of the tank? Is the lighting just bad
>>205670528
>>205670436built for love and life
who the fuck is buying the ted sticker?
>>205670538>intointo>intointo ?????
>>205670439>it's a gay show
>>205670551Burts gone next
Shut the fuck up Binx
>>205670540What are you talking about? I don't talk like I'm totalbiscuit, I just call faggots faggots.
>>205670513this is pathetic
>>205670564Ted
>>205670566Respect for keeping her in the plastic but also FREE HER
can someone tts connor about why he follows shemale accounts
Binx is one step away from doing dick ratings.
>>205670556No. Desarius Helmepo does you little cock wrinkle.
>>205670514Listen, I agree. But he's still a great part of the cast, even if I hate him
>the fish still think tts is $3
>>205670413You can justify the use of 10 Payton stickers for $15.75
>>205670564Burt as soon as he gets out of the tank
>>205670548>Whos that?Simmons.>What shows?IDK, I've just seen him in clips going on game shows.
>>205670559disgusting tattoos. dumb bitch.
>>205670582payton is cute and legal
paypigs... I'm warming up to payton...
>>205670500at the rate they're going we'll probably get a rerun of swamp olympics in 4 more days
>>205670436God damn, Haley.
No wonder Binx has 6 viewers on average if this is how she talks to a twitch chat
LIFEISMIZZY
>>205670564reminds me of a guy buying simmons shirt season 1 good times
i wish mizzy was eating right now
yeah im undendorsing binx lol
Send him in.
>>205670500shes awful
>>205670559when she's full makeup-less, she doesn't have that yellow look. Its just the foundation she usesRight now, she looks like her actual skin tone
>>205670585Jube is a Rube.
Some of these weird creepy sexual tts to the girls are Jimmy, aren't they?
>>205670559is that sphere hunter
>>205670566>>205670439>>205670506You need to hear this. Stop watching anime.
>>205670613hell no
>>205670582her overcorrecting to straight posture is cute
>>205670439this is all i got
>>205670601She is probably really into findom
>>205670564who is buying any of these stickers at all
Send them in
>>205670519TTS turning on her should have been enough but I don't think she can stop. She's a prostitute but I still like her too.
>>205670579I'd pee on her if she rated mine poorly. Give her a little wiff of what she's missing you know? Mark her up a bit. really sell the werewolf musk bit you guys have going on. Dog washing station whatever the fuck who cares.
>>205670559she really has that witch look
>>205670622why
Just jeep watching guys I swear this night isn't about to fizzle out like an awkward summer camp or something >https://www.fishtank.live/shop
>>205670622Touhou is a video game anon
>>205670613He was my favorite freeloader on s2 but he sucked on bloodgames and bitchtank, washed up fat faggot at this point.
>>205670513quit posting that shit every thread. youre getting as bad as her.
>>205670601this. the new viewers will get bored too but she’ll have new freaks that will attached to her.
>>205670604The Simmons and Mauro shirts were only available for a few days, so they had the rare value. Ted stickers are just worthless
>>205670620Can’t believe I missed watching this live
problem?
>>205670564What is a sticker? An NFT or an actual sticker they send you?
>>205670599It's not over until Sam shows up with boxing gloves. That's a true omen.
>>205670518You are yellow silly benchod
I Hate Simbal so much it's unreal
>hehehe I’m such a nerd i know about the Myers Briggs personality test >.<
hm
I love this comfy vibe! It's like I'm right there hanging out with them just laughing and having fun.
>>205670513Someone kill Binx in real life. Simbal > Binx
>>205670547the quantity pricing starts at 50. the 10 count is a special. pricing it accordingly would be $5 a sticker and thats a hard sell
>>205670618You faggots are jimmy you've always been jimmy and it's ridiculous to hear you don't believe you're jimmy. NOW shut up.
Fatty when
>>205670661they're actual stickers
>>205670657>alex screaming about monkey king right next to her
>>205670559i want her to bully me for being white
>>205670651>but he sucked on bloodgames and bitchtankHe really had no excuse. Can’t stop smoking weed to provide content.
>>205670670Huh
>>205670661An actual sticker, Stickermule sells stickers
>rare paypig W
>>205669837The thing is that the fishtank fanbase is full of wiggers and niggers so all nigger hate is frowned upon and censored. If they started making fun of Burt for being a nigger, people would walk and Jet would shit his pants and start dilating.Shitting on Indians is safe racism as people haven't been indoctronated to have a response for that. All the Indian jokes fly over the head of everyone in the house because they probably don't even know where India is. I guarantee if asked about India they would say it's either some American state or it's a country in middle eastIt's like people making constant terrorist and muslim jokes, but don't you dare say a negative thing about jews
>>205670657before the rape
>>205670671same
>>205670601She'll be like Tayleigh, only not stupid enough to blow up her small fan base
IAN MENTIONED
>>205670673Ted is such a disgusting dysgenic freak. Just looking at his rat face makes my blood boil.
>>205670622>stop watching anime and join the misery parade of shit and filth and jewish exploitationsounds cool got a news letter I could subscribe to?
i should be that pink dinosaur
>>205670675ah i didn't see it said special
>>205670694well said
>>205670613only incase of an emergency for burt if alex gets kicked somehow. he could keep burt's head in the game, but that's about it
>>205670651He was a one hit wonderMaybe he'll lower his prices so Alex Stein will work with her again
>>205670613They should call him D'ron
>>205670694titcr
>>205670665you are brown
>>205670703Ian > Jobe
read reverend insanity
just bought 1000 payton stickers
Hey guys if you buy merch we might troll Simbal a bit later... 100 sales and I'll flip him off.
>>205670703Ian could easily flourish on s1
Is this one person that’s bringing up the squirt offs
>>205670722Basssseeed
When do they reveal the divorce and deleted tiktok to Alex. Week 5?
>>205670680
>>205670660He is too good to be real.
>>205670634Can Hassle, bring them in
>>205670723Read botns
>>205670707hes eugenic youre a seething anti white brownoid
>>205670671I hate it, I always mute when it's like this
Nick Mullen confirmed watching fishtank. Pic related was posted by his gf
Only watch this time of day weird seeing Binx in something other than a sports bra and leggings
>>205670613Remember when he was fairly funny to watch? And then Fatty brought weed in, and he completely just shut down for the rest of his time there?And did fucking nothing at all on Bloodgames
>>205670710no me
I should be that green dinosaur
>>205670750nice
>>205670732divorce? got the posts his fat wife made?
>>205670682I want to choke her out then leave her in harlem to start her new life as a reparations orifice.
>>205670732sauce?
>>205670098He consistently spits in the face of people who are sympathetic with snarky condescending remarks and tries to to boss them around and wonders why people don't like him.
>>205670750Burt is cumtown bit brought to life
>>205670750Nick and I were texting earlier about how much we love Ben
>>205670439
>>205670756Ian was the biggest piece of shit loser to ever be on this show and gets zero hate
>>205670710Did she call it Queso earlier?
we're waiting
Most W TTS regarding Binx's eggs
>>205670756
>>205670750Kek is that real? He would LOVE an autistic gay black that thinks everyone around him wants to fuck. It just sounds like a cumtown bit
>>205670750I'm glad she killed their kid. Good for them.
>>205670750Who?
>>205670732jet told him today didn't he?
Best thing tonight?Alex gaslighting himself into believing he wanted the Wild Randy rape
>>205670781ben is a top teir comedian at least as talented as nick
>>205670651he's only entertaining when he's unable to smoke weed and on edge. otherwise he's just sedated and sits around eating.
>>205670777I hope nick heard the stacy's son song
This season has went a lot better than I expected
>>205670621Kek
>>205670710almost 10k on that bed right there
>>205670485trauma response...
>>205670786Tai is selling out arenas. He's too big for the wiggers now. Also his Buckees album went platinum.
>>205670694I think the niggers that watch the show are disgraceful. If any of them were on the show, all of their “friends” in the community would tts calling them nigger and rehashing nigger memes. I have no respect for anyone that accepts that, regardless of race.
Get Cryokeen off TTS
>>205670727i know you arent jet but this would actually be funny. have everyone on production start touching their nose and faces using their middle finger when filming scenes with simbal until him and the others start talking about it
>>205670792kek
I like Binx but holy fuck Connor please keep telling her to shut the fuck up
>>205670801jeet getting chewed out by ben after saying "no"
>>205670750>>205670762>>205670777>>205670781>>205670795Nick is a Marxist, get your own art nazi faggots, oh wait thats right youre incapable of creating anything of value
Did Alexis disable her instagram?
>>205670802I told Nick to invite him on the show
>>205670784fuck offterrible takewe love Ian here
>>205670777>>205670795reddit
>>205670667What's everyone's score? I get INFP or INTP depending on the day.
>>205670622I don’t watch anime but it’s from decades ago and Satoshi Kon gets a pass sorry
>>205670801jobe buck breaking sandal
i feel like Simon (Tai) is gonna get along with Alex pretty well
Someone break Binx's jaw
>>205670800no he told connor who was acting as Alex
>>205670821CUM ON THEM KANKELS
>>205670837>>205670837>>205670837>>205670837>>205670837Get on down!
>>205670839hes not coming on this season
The entire house cried over a single nigga on night 1. Now they all smile at nigga tts tonight. Now thats how you boil a frog, man.
>>205670829I'm a leftist
>>205670829back to the fryer chapo faggot
so do they get like 10% of plushies or something
>>205670801jeet getting buckbroken by jobeand alex ben sam scene about monkey rape tts
>>205670829Cringe bait.
>connor to binx: youre still hot without makeup KEK THIS SIMP
>>205670846ok sorry bins it's not me doing this, it's anon.
>>205670839tai would actually hate this house
>>205670862no
>>205670634 Who is Kenny and Spenny?
>>2056707211 in 200 people are related to Genghis Khan, primarily in China and then areas around China, which was the most regular victim of Mongol rape and conquest by Mongolian soldiers and occupation
>>205670900some overrated show from the 2000s where they fucked with each other. i believe zoomers remember it fondly.
>>205670785Aperture told her to call it that, but then walked back and said he told her to call it Peso
>>205670900they made a better “reality” show than this
>>205670900https://youtu.be/YvooHr11oJwone of the funniest shows ever
>>205670859Chapo is trash
>>205670900Spenny was the fish, Kenny was Frank Hassle
>>205670613Why? He was only good when he wasn't stoned and got triggered by TTS. Bloodgames proves he should never come back
>>205670828 Qrd??
>>205670613He would only have worked this season as a foil to zestysneed
I'm a criminal degen and bedroom 1 is the cam for me
>>205670710No you'll be the raccoon and watch me cuddle her lol
I honestly give Mizzy a 75% chance of winning.
