Binx is a dirty piece of shit whore edition>/ftl/ news* Simbal is being a mopey little bitch and ruining the vibes after Jobe pissed in his luggage* Connor and Payton have won the Impersonation Challenge* Jobe paid the Jeet reparations* Frank Hassle may be appearing as Wild Randy* Payton had best painting* They're impersonating each other (Alex/Connor, Jobe/Jeet, Binx/Mizzy, Payton/Burt)* Sam fake quit over Wild Randy, Alex fake saved Ben from being fired* Jeet seething over Jobe* Binx likes dirty raw dicks in her period cunt * Binx gets gangbanged at reggaeton parties >Watch Herehttps://ppv.land/fthttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 (embed)>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Fishtank viewer now available as a websitehttps://fishtank-viewer.vercel.app/>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Life is Mizzyhttps://jetneptune.com/>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205673694
pay me to kill myself.
>>205677468thanks, baker
>>205677468Good morning sirs :)
bring on a real freeloader jet, make the call
I am no longer asking.
Just catching up on last 2 days.Is G gone?Why did Wild Randy fuck Alex's monkeys?Why can't Ben run production right?Is Ben better at making McNuggets than Hulu specials?
Love Burt. Kiss Burt. Protect Burt. Hold hands with Burt. Cuddle in bed with Burt. Watch Mean Girls with Burt. Cherish Burt.
Let's Get Famous
you're going to pay me so I can kill myself and then the stream residuals will be great. It won't be grotesque just give me more money.
>>205677493most nontent bitch ever
>>205677468my beautiful caribbean pirate wife binx
Jet needs to hang out and be bros with the fish more, his dynamic really lightens up the mood ngl
Favorite Smaack moments?
>>205677524smaack going down the stairs to the basement
haley gang wwooohow long until she actually tries to kill someone?
>big brother for chuds
>>205677524when she talked about star trek
>>205677533kill me
>umm... baker?>Bakerrr???>b>a>k>e>r>can someone please bake?>bakenigger wake up>BAKERRRRRRyou look like this and you say this
>* Binx gets gangbanged at reggaeton partiesdid binx mention this or something?
>>205677544When will Nightmare Cops come out?
Mizzy needs to wake up and show her pussy so I can go to sleep
>>205677549you can just tellbut yeah she did actually mention it: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webm
>>205677534who are you quoting?
>>205677524when she didn't try to get anyones attention, went by herself into b2 to cry, got her shit together, did some pushups and went back.
>>205677493remind me, who is this?
good for the dumb whore. You guys wanna give me give me money so I can livestream my death? come on. be a pal. come on.
>>205677533She lives up to the latina stereotype.
>>205677524when she made everyone happy by existing
>>205677562is there a clip of this
Favourite Mizzy moment?
>>205677524clown dance
>>205677581everytime she's on screen
>>205677524when she sang a song she wrote for everyone in the kitchen
>>205677549No but she was talking about a bunch of sexual stuff she's done. Just put 2 and 2 together.
>>205677581When she got her growler out
>>205677524When she seethed at Alex for being too drunk to be educated on why using the n word kills black, indigenous and latinx folk.
>>205677468This is actually a health hazard, she can fall really badly.
>>205677581>Jerry, I gotta tell you buddy, that dress makes you look queer.
>>205677606Would be so keyno desu. Dumb whore.
Why did he lie to me?
>>205677587this
>>205677606it actually is kind of crazy they haven't done shit to fix it. pretty typical though
>>205677606Based. Fall tank! Was there a bed guard there before the bed was pushed over twice?
Fuck you all.
>>205677606Her frail vegan body might actually break permanently if she fell no memeing here.
Jobe status?
>>205677635NOOOOO
>>205677518Middle aged woman laying on the fucking counter top for attention. Shave her head already.
>>205677619I don't think Jet intentionally lies to the fans THAT often. He just doesn't think things through and half asses things a lot of the time.
Will Sam fuck Mizzy after the show ends? Will Jet allow Sam to find love from someone other than him?
>>205677641cozy as fuck
>bodymogs everyone in house>buckbreaks production into paying his rent before he leaves the show>wins the cell>puts up with most racism from TTS/the house>gets to touch all the girls you fags simp overadmit it, simbal won
GIVE ME MY MONEY. FUCK YOU PEOPLE.
>>205677652Thought that was Payton for a second
>>205677635I love you
>>205677596>Just put 2 and 2 together.
>>205677638LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL NO PUSSY FOR ALEX
>>205677641
>>205677681you're dead.
>>205677672Hitler, Himmler, Goebbels, Speer, Peiper
>>205677524When she kept forgetting to use deodorant the first few days and the other girls said she was stinky and weird. love this PNW wokie granola like you wouldn't believe
i just gotta know what it tastes like
>>205677606not really, her brain knows she sleeps at the edge, she will catch herself before she falls
Oh I know what I'm gonna do.
Alex B has n-word pass, and he never lies about his private life
CAN SOMEONE TELL BINXIE CHAN HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN HER DISCORD NOW? I WILL NEGOCIATE A PRICE FOR YOU TO BUY BINXIE'S SOCKS AFTER THE SHOW IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY TWITCH.
real thread>>205677686>>205677686>>205677686>>205677686
>>205677699Albert hypes dried cum
DING DING DING I KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO TODAY
>attracted to a woman>hear that she is infertile, or actively wants her eggs to be gone or removed>attraction level to that woman reaches 0/10Why does this happen? I don't even want to impregante her.
>>205677699hot sauce and seed oils
>>205677721
>>205677710niggers
>>205677727>I don't even want to impregante her.You do on an unconscious level.What do you think the evolutionary reason for relationships is?
>>205677715kill yourself
>>205677731sounds good, I'm diving in
>>205677736scott you die next
Binx is sleeping cutely now. Like a little spoon.
>>205677468>Sam fake quit over Wild Randy, Alex fake saved Ben from being firedwhat was the premise
everyone needs to fucking kill themselves. or give me money so I can kill myself because fuck all of you.
Remember when Jet said they had a plan for Burts birthday
will binx get raped?
>>205677763Like a little spoon filled with cum and period blood.
love this goblin
>>205677772and the plan was good, Payton, acting as Burt, got to cut the cake
>>205677769>or give me money so I can kill myselfSounds fishy. Are you intending to take your (ours?) earthly possessions with you somehow?
>>205677731cubans don't eat spicy food and she was telling jobe to not eat seed oils to lose his moobs.
DONT LOOK ME IN THE EYEDONT YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE FTLDONT LOOK ME IN THE EYEHOW DARE YOU LOOKDONT LOOK ME IN THE EYE
>>205677772He is pampered and coddled for being black they won’t let us call him a n****r
letty was raped
>>205677779Fatty would literally break bones if he tried anything. Would be epic.>>205677785That's how she dances at the reggaeton gangbangs
Jet will tell Frank to coddle Simbal because he wants a villain for season finale
10 hours
>>205677804Binx and Mizzy still exist
do americans really?
which of Burts many mental illness makes him deluded to think he's a tough/fighter type, when in reality he's probably the biggest bitch in the tank?
>>205677765A gaslight to mess with Alex
Mizzy is awake
>>205677772They did and you probably missed it cuz you're a euro
give me money and I'll livestream my switzerland assisted suicide death because fuck you all. That's what you actually want right? You want a fucking lame snuff film. ILL GIVE IT TO YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY AND ILL FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>205677468
Burt is planning on becoming Simbals protector and having him sleep closer to him.
>>205677819Delusions are common with schizophrenia.
>>205677822Can't wait for mizzy to leave the tank and see all the minge pics.
>>205677815i hate it here.
>>205677804i think their opinion on him has changed very strongly as of last night. There's a reason they unleashed such massively hateful TTS on him, which they've barely done to anyone so far
>>205677819>>205677792Never experienced racism in his life
>>205677802can someone edit this so vance is further away from the group? that would be funny lol
>>205677837I thought that was more so paranoid delusions rather than delusions of grandure
>Using nigger word is as bad as rapeDamn niggers do be niggers huh, even the ones like Burt
meivix for fishtank?
>>205677567goran needs to hang out with his friends some more
>>205677819>provides bouncer services>backs away from conflict and blows a whistle>offers personal training>can't lift, his muscles are all implants and synthol
>>205677860Production coddles him
>>205677815need to include height as well to get the full picture
The condo that Albert hype bought binx is for sale because they broke up. She's trying to get with Alex now because she needs a new sugar daddy. Stupid spic whore.
>>205677790*looks at you with a smirk*
>>205677850I reckon they've realised he's such a crybaby that he could never make a good villain, he complains so much about every little thing. He would walk if he had to face 10% of what Letty did, so they've given up on him and are just milking him for what they can
>"It's kinda hypocritical that alex gets mad at the idea of his entire family being raped when he has said nigga on camera 3 times"
>>205677859Could lead to grandeur too probably, not to mention he also has autism, which is commonly associated with the same thing.
Burt makes a good point. Having black family or friends just makes you saying nigger even worse considering you should know how they feel about it. Only ppl who genuinely dislike niggers and therefore have no black friends nor family should be allowed to say nigger.
Where's Jobe?
>>20567788615000 euros. And i'm done And you get proof of it. No more fucking reindeer games. I'm done.
burt, audience dont give a shit about calm, nontent contestants
>>205677785I like how unnatural she looks doing shit like this. Always has to face the camera while pretending to do it naturally. Meanwhile my princess mogs her just by acting natural, whether it's showing off and looking to the camera, or just doing something spontaneous, whether she faces the camera directly or not. I remember seeing this ugly bitch start to turn away from the camera one morning to check her bra under her top, very obviously rolling her shoulder and turning away, then she thought better and made sure you could see right down her top. She's an ugly nasty looking thingUm but yeah, she's pretty cool honestly. Payton wouldn't think so badly of people, even terrible ones like that so I'm going to let it go in future
>>205677802jet has more than one pair of the tard shoesand how short is ben?
MEAN GIRLSYOURE DOING LINESON YOUR PARENTS DIMEYOURE OUTTA LINEWOOAAAAHHWOOO
>>205677895NIGGERS
>>205677860burt doesn’t think rape is bad though
>>205677878and Alex is on the market for a new mamacita because his current one is leaving himits a win-win situation
>>205677921I'm guessing Ben is 170-175 cm
Mizzys food hoarding is getting to Burt. She's hiding his pepsis from him. Also she sends code hand signals to the camera to direct TTS bullying.
>>205677860He also said fat shaming is completely despicable
>>205677929He thinks it's bad because he can get cancelled for it
>>205677765Is alex really that gullible? He seemed almost like he was in on it or realizing it was best to play along for content.
>alex holding his juul pod up to the camera is a code for the audience to harass simbal
>"I fucking hate simbal" is a code phrase to direct the audience to attack simbal>alex holding up his vape to the camera is a code to get the audience to attack simbal>"life is mizzy" is a code phrase for something
We have to STOP Binx.Now.
>>205677860reminder that greg said he wouldn’t say nigger to stop a rape
I want frank to bully burt to tears non-stop
>>205677895did he say niggER or niggA?
>>205677965>buckles and says it anyway after some light social bullying
Chill out, what ya yellin' for?Lay back, it's all been done beforeAnd if, you could only let it be, you will see
>>205677970Frank is best when he assaults women.
THERE IS A POSSIBLE ALLIANCE BETWEEN FREELOADERS!! (?)
>>205677970same, but binx-chan
why do chatters want burt to leave?
>>205677970Binx the whore slut spic deserves it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co4MKHtuZjw
>>205677970Production won’t allow it
>almost 9 am, still no crew or youtube stream.Damn so this whole production really is just Sam, and 4 wiggers
>>205677983hawt
>>205677989binx does not deserve simps
>>205677950He still thinks Wild Randy is a single person, yes he is that gullible.
Burt is too 5 head for this show.
Romancetank is on the menu
Is Simbal even more unlikable than Haley? Even at her peak when she was being an obnoxious attentionwhore with her HALEY GNG WOO shit I don't think she reached levels of unlikable revulsion that Simbal got to last night with his behavior. It's like he finds a way to act bitchy and unpleasant in every single interaction, you can't even ironically hate watch him any more. All that goodwill from the cell just evaporated 24 hours later, just completely socially unaware and blaming everyone else every minute of the day.Haley was insane, and I actually felt like she should have been pulled from the show because of her mental health history and previous issues plus her disintegrating marriage but Simbal is just a pure seething toddler that is 100% lying, ungenuine cunt with no self awareness every time he speaks to anyone about anything.
what happened here
>>205677876>bmi 29.7lmao
>>205677970burt would snap and kill cameron and it would be great
>stopped watching when smaack left>only come in to seethe/simp for binx (alternating) to piss everyone else offrate my strategy
I feel sorry for the little brown fella
Burt is planning a coup to become Simbals vice-president to lay down the law and prevent the further destruction of the house.
burt was funnier when he was thinking it is porn show, gay porn shownow he know there will be no sex and he has more and more bitchy black "eternally oppressed by whites" attitude
>>205678046How can you say this when the cell happened
>>205678027yes, haley is what an actually good fishtank "villain" looks like
>>205678046Burt is a paper tiger. I genuinely dont think he would win a fight with Alex
>>205678027if you learned the backstory of Haley and still thinks shes the most coddled contestant you're retarded
I don't hate any fish to the point of writing five paragraphs, I think no matter how pathetic they might be, if they make you seethe, you're below them.
>>205678051>>stopped watching when smaack left0/10 strategy
>>205678061burt confirmed he was only using 1% of his power because he was afraid of killing signal
>>205678051I missed the first week. What the obsession with this ACAB sheltered autismo?
>>205678073qrd i missed bitchtank
>>205678051I've been wondering how common that tactic was. The sudden shifts I see throughout the night are so abruptshould've assumed that was the case, but wasn't sureanyway
>binx literally has autism
>>205678027Haley was fun even if you disliked her.
>>205677970From what I've seen Frank targets people like simbal and Alex, the cocky ones. He's been nice to people in the past. Burt has a childlike innocence to him.
>here's you officially licensed Fishtank merch
>>205678051Smaacktacular, no doubt.
>>205678086>What the obsession with this ACAB sheltered autismo?She was nontent but a few weird autists always get obsessed with the women on this show. It's disturbing.
>>205678077they still deserve death.
>>205678094he said he likes Alex and Burt
>>205678089>Hey bitch, act more normal or I'll hit you. "Autism" cured
>>205677789She puts hot sauce on bananas
>>205678094In his videos he antagonizes people who are just minding their own business.Frank antagonizes people who wont clap back because he's a faggot and its a damn shame he wasn't successful when he took those pills
>>205678089that baasedboy would not breathe longer than 5 minutes if he came within 5 meters of me
>>205677970He'll go after Burt, but I doubt he'll go as hard as he will on everyone else
>>205678077actually trueimagine unironically seething and wishing death upon some people on a show. obsessively watching them, all day, every day. they've realistically won at that point
>>205678118>Frank antagonizes people who wont clap back>Has repeatedly been engaged in physical confrontations in his videosHe's clearly a cunt and a bad person but being disingenuous doesn't help your case.
>>205678118I wonder why a sizeable portion of /ftl/ like him so much.
>>205678087she fucks married men
>>205678089>you can act like this as a woman and still having a loving partner
>>205678056Sounds good, Burt-Payton-Cymbal for final three
>>205678086She was cute and bubbly and brought joy and happiness to everyone. You might not like the sjw lecturing, Im sure Sam and Jet didn't either, but they still knew she didn't deserve the tank so they kicked her off
>>205678125Realistically speaking, this show is only going to hurt the careers of all contestants involved and boost Sam right?
>>205677936No way Ben is taller than 5'7
>>205678139>NONTENT TANK
>>205678089there are no words.
Honest thoughts on the freeloader Jobe?
>>205678141Her family kicked her off after finding out and Samuel Hydeen
>>205678027I love Haley, maybe top 5 fish of all time… definitely a tier lower than letty, cole, and jon (in bloodgames) though
>>205678156Freeloader hall of fame.
>>205678139Looks unlikely, the scene production had Payton and Binx do last night was to put it in their heads that voting out Burt would be for his best interests, final three will probably be Alex-Binx-Payton.
any inventory of season 3 girls self harm scars?
>>205678118I kind of see him a bit like the bully's bully.
>>205678125I wish death on the whole world, you're not special and neither are they. Or are you deluded enough to try and prove me wrong?
Samolf Hydler
>>205678167best case. I'd be very happy with that final 3
>>205678167no way payton lasts longer than mizzy
>>205678168potato head looking ass injun
>listen, we had to turn down the temperature on the simbal TTS because he is about to leave>can you not wear socks anymore? i'll give you a couple of fishbucks
mizzy xcxhttps://youtu.be/bvy6aox2Sgw?si=ONZe4iaEZ7VUtqAK&t=7
>>205678168haven't seen any
>>205678171Futa Payton in her sweatpants...
>>205678183oh you!
What time does the youtube stream go up normally? Or does it change every day
>>205677468>Life is Mizzy>https://jetneptune.com/based
>>205678142Im sure if you just lay low after the show nothing too bad will happen, Fishtank isn't that popular. The problem is a lot of these people crave the attention. I like Alex, he's the one Ive endorsed since day 1, but he will no doubt become a lolcow because he wont be able to stop engaging with the hate. It won't really help Sam's career either, even his actually talented friends want mostly nothing to do with the show. He'll get richer, yeah, but it won't help his career.
>>205678208dunno but when the director station gets manned
>>205678200why does this always come off as fake shit? What does everything feel fake on the internet? I don't understand.
>>205678087Literal 11 x 5150'd bipolar nutcase in the middle of a manic episode who went on the show to cheat on her husband (and possibly did) who was violent and hated by all other contestants but totally delusional in her self belief and unshakeable in her confidence. She won by constantly punching and trying to fight all the other girls and being a ruthless mean shit talker who was willing to electrocute a person to death for zero prize money. The last we heard she was arrested for beating her ex husband.AlsoWOO HALEYGANG Y'ALLYOURE ANGELS Y'ALL WOO
>>205678156He mostly fills that void Ian left, his bit where he walked out and came back causing Alex and Goldstriker to meltdown was hilarious.
>>205678193i hate this new trend of trying to sound as boring as possible and speaking normally instead of singing for a song
fishtank is so cooli love this show
>>205678027asking production to kick someone off the show was a very low point for a fish… if you try to get someone eliminated by sabotaging them in a challenge even, that’s fair game, but trying to get jet to just kick somebody because they fucked with you is so gay
>>205678142Fishtank won’t boost Sam because it’s a half assed wigger shit tier production with limited appeal. They’ll call this season a success even if it was trash.
>>205678227If you're posting online, it's for attention.If it's for attention, it's disingenuous (fake).
THE DAILY BURT-NEW ISSUE 4 (You)>DAY 17UPDATES ON FISHTANK >LIMITED EDITION /FTL/ EXCLUSIVE“With The Daily Burt, I finally mastered calculus!”>Previous Days News:>Day 16 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731442494889573.png>Day 15 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731363733543693.png>Day 14 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731272127610620.png>Day 13 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731212858157516.png>Day 12 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731103720258845.png>Day 11 - https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1731044461703493.png
>Burt is figuring it out >againI wish I could just loop like that and not feel like a total waste of time.
do people not like burt now?
>>205678234Is this meant to be a big thing?
>>205678204paypigs should send more messages about payton having a thick juicy cock.
>>205678092She was cartoonish in her villainy, signal is just pathetic.
>>205678246nice
>>205678246this style of writing is so fucking annoying its not even proper english so stop trying cunt
I present the next 3 freeloaders
>>205677475>pay me to kill myself.You're not worth that much.
>>205678027>Is Simbal even more unlikable than Haley?burt: i can give you my pantsjeet: mmm... do you have jeans?yes
>>205678260The plan was recycling stale challenges from previous seasons.
>>205678254they're cooling down on him. his schtick is getting a bit worn out
>>205678118Many are saying this. He only targets the weak now.
>>205678234are these posts real, or were they just jet trying to create lore for himself
>BLOODY BASTERD BITCH BENCHOD LOOK AT THE GROUND YOU BLOODY BITCHHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>205677533With any luck Wesley will be dead within a year
>>205678254Just a few vocal Burtseethers
>>205678254He's defending the least likable/most hated contestant.
>>205678135It was a bit!!!
>>205677524>Favorite Smaack moments?That time she was extremely cute and bubbly (every day)
They moved Burt into the Penthouse to get people to buy the season pass right?
>>205677715Based
>>205678301>grips cock
>>205677524when she left.
why is jet doing a shipping alex and binx bit now? is he mad that they have actual chemistry while smaack and payton rejected him?
>>205678169I only checked some of his videos when he showed up in S1, and I saw him "hassle" a couple in their 50s who were just eating in a restaurant. They weren't being loud, they didn't look like junkies, just regular people sitting down eating.I quite literally don't understand how that's funny or groundbreaking
>>205678283you thought that sounded cool, but you didn't even hear the sales pitch you could keep the video and it could be like a little souvenir for you. A little piece of snuff you could look back at and feel better about because at least damn you didn't take money from strangers in order to kill yourself. It's the greatest measure of your virtue using someone's death to make you feel better. That's the nature of your reality, of our reality.
How the fuck does the Indian keep strong arming production and all the other contestants, it’s fucking crazy they all hate him
Reminder that jobe walked out to the house so he is DQ and should give all of his fishbucks to symbal
>>205677736
Reminder that if you're the type of person to like Jobe after all of his bullshit and hate on Simbal, you're literally the type of person who stood by and allowed the Jews to be holocausted.>oh my kek that was such a BASED event doeOkay, then you're the type of person who stood by as the Roman Republic fell to authoritarian tyranny.
>>205678303who even is this.
Do you think Ben would be a better director than Jet?
>>205678331People who find frank funny are the same people who think jack doherty is funny. same level of humor.
>>205678338Signal walked out the house after giving Jobe his immunity stop trying to lie everyone could hear him saying he is going back to India
>>205677878Damn even busted hags have sugar daddies these days. It's tough out there for normies that wanna get laid.
>>205678357Jobe makes the show funnier and I have Simbal endorsed.
>>205678357shit bait pity (you)
>>205678357I don't like any of these people I'm just here for hell house and torture.
>>205678254top contestants always get the most hate. god forbid its a female contestantAlex hate has chilled out, but it'll pick back up soon
>>205678342ai slop will NEVER be funny
>>205678371A (You) is a (You).That's posting 101.
>>205677580
>>205678387that's not AI
>>205678297It's real, his dad is a deranged crackheadhttps://youtu.be/sQHH6DtblM4Skip to 2:10 for some proper Neptunian kino
hotdog challenge today?
>>205677920lol
How would Alex react if he knew Ben was sending tons of Wild Randy tts from the basement?
>>205678368Eh, even Burt has a mortgage for 500k+. And taking loans is one of the first things women make their partners do once they properly buck break them.
Letty is talking about season 1 on her instagram stories if you're interested in some S1 lore
>watches own cousin get choked out even after tapping>doesn't do shitVery Neptunian…..
>>205677802Always with the clown shoes
Burt is right once more "life is mizzy" is code word for "I hate niggers" so when I hear you say "life is mizzy" all I hear is racist attacks, so think before you post a racist dogwhisle
>>205678414gotta work it for the camera. sexy
>>205678424S1 is in the past and so is Letty.
>>205678416wouldn't take much to convince him it's not a big deal, he has a weird complex with authority figures because of his father
>rambles for an hour>gulps down a pepsi>goes to sleep>can't sleep>starts "discreetly" cranking a hogFascinating stuff.
>>205678429They're a great visual.
>>205678447>BRAPS>oh god...
>>205677763A 32 year old little spoon
>>205677950Sam really sold it with his performance. Alex understands now that he must do the SSI
>>205678447>Let’s generalize about men!
>>205678246Think burt would actually schitz out if he saw these
>>205677970Frank is gay burt could probably kick his ass
>>205678463ssi is the greatest psyop of our time
Oh lawd he jerking it
>>205678440Letty has been in the s3 house longer than any of the s3 contestantsshe's probably still in the walls somewhere
>>205678235Haley got absolutely blowtorched by tts all day and didn't give a shit. She didn't whine for more money, she didn't ask for her opponents to be kicked, she just went back at them crazier than a shithouse rat. 10 times the backbone of simbal and actually hilarious to watch be a piece of shit.Even the other contestants who she abused had to respect what a ruthless bitch she was after the show. I doubt anyone will ever respect simbal at all.
>Frank arrives>signal instantly walksguarantee it
>>205678025Cringe. I hate when this nigga thinks he's playing the sims. They ain't gonna have a Sims baby you fool.
bring back smaack
Frank in the 'tank is inevitable now, but the problem with his 'hassle' comes from how he can only push things far with fans that will play along; Vance and Sylvia knew about MDE, Tayleigh was desperate enough for the money, etc.I'm all in for breaking the jeet but I don't see anything else from Frank in there without jeopardizing this season's runtime:>BinxWill probably bail once she realizes she doesn't have that many fishbucks and that she already won in exposition.>MizzyWill walk out once Frank brings up that she flashed her pussy to the cams about 5 times by now.>BurtWill freak out once he sees him pushing the girls around.Payton looks tougher than she lets on and they will play up the Wild Randy angle for Alex, but that's all I see there for him. Cymbal will nope out once he sees Frank and Jobe drinking together.
>>205678463i can't believe alex saying "i need to do ssi" completely unprompted didn't make sam break
Ok imagine if Burt really made it onto one of those reality tv shows and between every challenge when everyone is socializing he’s just gooning
>>205678501Jet is horny again
>>205678426When did he get choked?
what % of tts have been production this season? more or less than s2?
>>205678512thats what he did for 14 days
>>205678360Yes, but he would also be wasted stuck in a room instead of bringing his thespian skills into the spotlight.
>>205678089Normies pretending to he autistic for clout is so funny kwab
Holy shit he looked exactly like jethttps://youtu.be/b-sv-NRhdrI
>>205678095HE CANT KEEP SUCKING AWAY WITH IT
>>205678027Haley had awareness of the show. she understood she needed to be a bitch but she was also super humble for the opportunity. Jeet is a fucking conniving jew that doesn't own up to any of this own shit.
>>205678284Later he also said the clothes he was loaned made him look like a clown, right to burt's face.Way to shit on the people doing you favors
>>205678526Last night when he was drunk wrasling
>>205678131None of those people punched him or pulled a weaponHe only picks on harmless boomers and women
>>205678556
>>205678556>Haley had awareness of the show
>>205678546>Jet's dad was on MTVTRUST FUND NEPOBABY
>>205678503now that she knows who sam hyde is and all her friends do that will never happen. but I still hold a sliver of hope there
>>205678168Nasty trans size queen
>>205678131post one
>>205678387kek that actually happened in S1 it's not ai.
Production put out an announcement last night that said something to the effect of "He is trying to bait us into kicking him" I was in the confessional when this happened and after swapping to the Den that's when Simbal got pissy and then started shit testing production.What was he doing to bait staff into kicking him?
>>205678234I hate suboxone shit is gross
>>205678440No matter how much you cry and seethe she and all previous seasons plus contestants will be relevant in /ftl/.
>>205678357No
>Binx Derangement Syndrome.Does someone being over 30 makes people this mad IRL? The fuck is wrong with zoomies?
season 3 first-time watcher here, after watching all the season 1&2 episodes i can confirm season 3 is the best and anyone saying otherwise is blinded by nostalgia.
>>205678509frank can only hassle boomers who aren't familiar with the internet and therefore think they might actually be dealing with a mental case. he only managed to hassle tayleigh because the 1488 cringe nigger wanted his validation. if he gets too pushy, he'll be punched in the face and wiggers will intervene telling everyone to cool off. he always was and will always be nontent within the tank.
>>205678359Haley from bitchtank
>>205678627love them all
smaack is following JC on IGSTREAM SOON??
>>205678591This is genuinely unsettling to me.
>>205678359Bitchtank winner
>>205678642cap
QRD on Baby Sneed's IG Live from last night? I know Claire was in there but, what other former fish chimed in to leech off clout?
Why did Simbal think stealing fishbucks would work? I don't understand his reasoning here. He would still need production's cooperation to get the money that they're place holders for.
>>205678440Letty keeps winning
>>205678426>tapping on the carpetyeah...
what network would actually air episodes of fishtank?
>>205678209when mizzy is done with this she can sell it to jet
>>205677533has she ever shown tits?
>>205678614Except for size queen you mean
>>20567867732 seasons of family guy and they finally picked it up
>>205678677InfoWars
>>205678664>her shoulders are bigger than mine
>>205678145I forgot the guy in the right even existed
Are we currently back or is it over?
>>205678500They should make a big deal about kicking Jobe and replacing him with frank, simbal would welcome him lol
>>205678677dailywire+
>>205678509I hope jet isn't dumb enough to bring that fat faggot back
They should add a golden retriever as a freeloader and have it win all the challenges like a kind of "Air Bud" situation
>>205678234it's amazing jet rose above this
>>205678414What a whore
Can't wait for the jeet to walk as soon as Frank arrives (if he does).
>>205678707you think the jewish wire is going to let sam hyde have a show on their network?
ding dongbasementdoor
who are the people that actually like mizzy? she's not even a good heel. She only provokes the audience but no one in the house
>>205678627It is because it manages to capture that feeling of novelty S1 had by casting people that have dabbled in acting and also don't know about Sam Hyde.It's picking up the baton S2 left on the ground. All the fish from that season should be memoryholed at this point.
>>205678503people with any potential future should never interact with this show again
Frank sucks and shouldn't be invited back but if he bullies Jet's retarded cousin to tears I forgive him
>>205678727yeah
>>205678723why would he walk as soon as frank arriveshe doesn't know him
>>205678741then you're a fucking retard
>>205678736spoiler:he won't
>>205678623not mad, but her obvious twitch tactics to appeal to simps is off putting. she's cute when she's just being herself and not trying to put on a show and spout memes same with mizz
>>205678729the mizzy fanbase is MASSIVE
>>205678744Frank is going to target this fuck immediately.
I initially endorsed Payton but now that she's popular I don't like her anymore.
>>205678677Memri tv where every episode is redubbed to Arabic anti Israel propagandaHassle is an elite IDF soldier
>>205678747yeah probably
>>205678756Yeah it's just one really fat guy (You).
>>205678677Ip2
>>205678677The TV station from Videodrome
>Frank Advil walks in>gets pummeled into the ground by Goldstriker and Alex>his mangled corpse is offered to Burt as a fleshlightwould you clap?
>>205678736Let's be honest with ourselves, Frank and Jobe are going to team up and be menaces and drink all day together.
>>205678779Ye
they should do the live dating show in the tank again, include bliccy, and a gay dating element to it.
>>205678729me. she's more fun than cymbal. her heel powers will increase once he's forced out. she was roasting binx way more than binx was roasting her last night.
>>205678511I think he would've broke in person. The fact that alex's goldfish brain held on to the SSI bit even after the gaslit reveal in the cell is mind boggling.
>>205678664Registering traces of leanbeefpatty energy. Big potential.
>>205678631Truuuu
>>205678711Unless they are baiting, Jet confirmed it on a message last night, talking about how they are coddling Sinbal before he arrives.>>205678663He wants to be kicked out by the other fish or production. He probably knows they can't take away the cash prizes he already won and is cranking up the insufferable act.
>>205678779I'd buy a series pass.
>>205678779Alex was unironically going to stab whoever walked through that door if they were not familiar
>>205678773you are boring
>Jobe almost has as many endorsements as Alex B
>>205678779I'd exhale through my nose harder than normal and slightly smile
>>205678820
will we see a fishbnb guy this season?did anyone buy fishbnb in the previous seasons?
>>205678820Alex B is Jimmy without the edge or schizo cred.
>>205678816Unironically I don't really mind Mizzy. She's just the right amount of dumb and annoying to be entertaining.
>>205678015>>205678463Alex is retarded, but he knows it's fake. he also knows wild randy isn't just one person. Alex isn't a method actor, but he knows when to play along for the spectacle. He refered to wild randy as "they" multiple times, and he dosn't fall for any bait during nighttime. He only falls for it when he wants to.
>>2056788421 onlyfans whore paid last season and frank cut her hair and she left
>I FUCKING LOVE THEM MONKEYS, MAN
>>205678842yeah, vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aphWbaWXhzs&
>>205678759The /ftl/ way
>>205678756
>>205678759same but opposite
gm
>>205678864this is pretty awesome
>>205678859>RAPE ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY DUDE >WILD RANDY SAYS HE'S GOING TO RAPE MY MONKEYS
>>205678870omg.... she's a POTHEAD!!
>>205678871good morning jet
>>205678864>nobody makes fanart like this anymore
>>205678861Brimstone.
Mizzy Mizzy Bo Bizzy Banana Fana Fo Fizzy, Me My Mo MizzyMizzy!
>>205678730>All the fish from that season should be memoryholed at this point.They set more of a standard for future seasons than 1 ever did. This is obvious for anyone that isn’t poisoned by this style of shitty meta commentary from the minds of midwits. You think your take has any credence only because production decided to tone it back a little more this time.
>>205678870
>>205678756this
>Sam Hydestein has managed to trick you into watching gay nigger porn for a month of your lifeHAHHAHAHAHHA FUCKING RETARDSGLAD I STOPPED WATCHING AFTER S2
Adding this to the documents I'm sending to Simbal for his racial discrimination lawsuit.
>>205678889i could actually. maybe not as good.the thought crossed my mind.
>>205678854>>205678875This dude is so mind fucked he doesn't know what to believe. He will leave the tank as a full blown schizophrenic.
>>205678607Anyone know about this?
>>205678730did you even watch season 1 retard
>>205678912>trickwhat did he mean by this?
>>205678509Frank is out of place this season. These aren't spineless basement dwellers. None of them aside from simbal will take much of his shit without some sort of retaliation. Hoping we will see frank crying like the bitch he is.
>>205678856I'll never buy the 'Jackie bought the airbnb' argument. Sam probably got in touch with her through his TRT/Bull cum dealer and they made that skit to bait people into buying it and to boost his anti-degen act by putting a OF slut in her place.
jobe makes being drunk all the time look so cool
>>205678920probably just being a mopey/miserable and being a dick to everyone. i dont think it was something very specific
>>205678851you get it
Has Jobe gotten black out drunk every night he's been there?
>>205678781Yeah probably, but he didn't seem to like the dogpiling faggotry in s2 so there's some hope atleast
Life only feels moderately mizzy rn ngl
>>205678935What if Frank’s Instagram story of him powerbombing simbal was supposed to be taken the other way around? Screenshot this - Frank WILL be flung through various pieces of furniture and leave after injury.
>no.
>>205678607at first he was demanding they kick jobe or he'd leave, then he backed down when they made it clear they weren't going to let him set an ultimatum like that, then he stole jobe's fishbucks which he knew was an instant elimination, except production just didn't step in and he gave them back eventually
>>205678920My guess would be the whole thing with him stomping on/hitting Jobe with the chair when he was in the bean bag and stealing fishbucks, idk if that was him baiting or just being a dick like usual
>>205678607>>205678920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_za186Iu2Q
>>205678870i want that hat
>>205678911celibate good girl mizzy
when they bring in frank they need to have him terrorize the other fish (especially simbal) but have him act terrified of and submissive around alex to big up his ego
>>205678915Today will be a good day for legalposting, I can feel it.
>>205678854Going from the rape rant to singing "Polly wants a cracker" was a moment of genius
>>205678912gay nigger porn is based though
>>205678975>>205678979>>205678974>>205678943Thanks for the info. How did Simbal steal fishbucks is Jobe owed him it anyway? Simbal was owed 5 and he took 5
>>205679028jobe gave him the 5 then simbal stole like 10 more or some shit
>>205678920Making unreasonable demands (thousands of dollars, kicking contestants) and giving ultimatums he wouldn't follow through on. Childish shit
>>205679028He took more than he was owed
Is Jobe the greatest freeloader of all time?
>>205679000that’s actually a decent idea but I don’t think it would actually boost his confidence but would instead create kind of a guilt complex over not being targeted and perhaps even a hero “arc” after that.
>>205679028nah he had 15 stashed away, kept 5 and gave 10 back to jobesneaky benchod
>>205677804No, he was pissing Jet and Ben off too much last night, to the point where Jet basically admitted he's coddling him until Frank chases him out of the house. I think if he wasn't being an insufferable piece of shit that was threatening lawsuits every day they probably would want him to stick around. Letting the retarded brother TTSes through was them confirming they hate him
>>205678864actually great
>>205678963How are they gonna fling frank when he weighs 350lb hough
>>205679053what did he do to get under the jeet's skin so bad? Is it all in his smirk?
Why do people hate Binx again? Did catch the finale of the cell but from what I heard she and simbal were trying to get Burt to be on their side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7E-NFJaAgk&t=330s
>>205678973>if youre sorry look fucking down>look down>dont even look at mekino
They should have filmed some Indian joker tiktoks with Simbal before they went scorched earth on him.
i believe that he will win
>>205679053yes he is literally me>>205679081he pissed on his luggage
>>205678854Did he start calling Wild Randy “they” after realizing it could possibly be a girl though? That really fucked him up, and he couldn’t decide which gender Wild Randy was.
>>205679073He’s going to sell it pro wrestling style. The fish will be too shocked to really notice.
>>205678912>He watched S2Lmao what a fucking faggot
>>205679028He tried to take 5 more, saying it was a new presidential law he made but everyone called him out on it immediately.
>>205679082It's just Smaackjeets lashing out.
>>205679082Binx is gonna win this season
she will fall soon
>>205678864>hello my name is simon i'm part of the kkk diversity outreach program
>>205678889Luke will, if they let him back in to fuck with people.
>>205679111the jeet was seething about jobe long before that. It goes much deeper.
>>205679117The objectively correct cannon of fishtank is S1->S3 everything else is a what if
>>205679003Symbal will bring the legal eagle kino home sooner or later.>Kicked out the show.>Fans keeps bombing every one of his future features with BLOODY MADARCHOD comments and reviews.>Blames his loss of income on Sam.>Files lawsuit on discrimination grounds.>Ian Johma makes a comeback by backing his legal fees and giving the scorned lefties someone to direct their anger to.>Mauro chimes in by arguing they didn't pay him because he's mexican.>Markypills Symbal.Season 4 will take place in front of a jury.
>>205679081jeets just been in a bad mood since he's a fucking faggot with an ego. Jobe claimed the title of lion, did a really racist (and funny) impression of him, (maybe) gave the jeets immunity to himself, and finally pissed in his luggage.
>>205679073The morbidly obese have appalling balance and are very unsteady on their feat.
>>205678864whats with artfags making so much content from season 1?
Don't mess with the lion
>>205679119that is simply not true. sminx is forever
>>205679141canonically s3 is the prequel to s1
>>205679151Signal is literally just a bad person, and you can tell he's like that IRL too.
>>205679138well yeah he has been seething mildly ever since jobe walked in and drank the drinks and ate the food "he worked for".but it escalated only recently.
>>205679151Oh there was Jobe's painting of him.
>>205679172canonically you're a fag
>>205679053Of course.it's incredible how male Claire mogged effortlessly in such a short time.
Bex could have easily helped keep most of the cast from walking with her comforting and motherly charms, but instead she chose to POZZ her brain and turn into a woke zombie…
>>205679150"Your honor, allow me to present challenge 1. A cup of rice."
>>205679177chill bro, chill
>>205679172Ahh they have to downsize after Burt and Alex kill everyone, I see.
>>205679190yeah cause i fucked your dad
>>205679053Astroturfed production meme
>>205679202Symbol's gonna win this thing isn't he?
>>205679165Josie saved season 1
Realistically speaking, how many soft-boiled eggs could you suck out of Jet's ass without breaking?
>>205679177Average jeet desu. It's pathetic when he thinks he can command Jobe to look down when prod were settling the piss issue.
>>205679202don't even look at me. you don't get to look at me
>>205679150I loved councilposting, can't wait for the counselposting sequel.
>>205679208so did i, nothing to brag about
>>205679193She worked around the clock in S2, 2.5 and BT.Let Bexo have some resto
so there's a jacuzzi in the house and jet let famous house pass by without letting smack and alexis use it before going? Goranian
just woke up, has the jeet left yet?
>>205678424Wow she’s beautiful
>>205679253It doesn't work.
>>205679177DONT LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHILE YOU ARE POSTING
>>205679053Gorans astroturfed cousin
>>205679254No they just set him up for a major fall
>>205679253I don't think they can use it due to a leak or plumbing issue or something. Huge missed opportunity
>>205679202>>205679232"Look down"?? I mean that's insane. Does he think he's high caste? He's obviously not.
>>205679193Should have paid her more.
>>205679253Uhh sexy women in swimsuits are bad you porn addicted libnigger.
Symbal's humiliation will be very physical in nature.
>>205679273aw i had sweat dreams about a curry smell free house.
>>205679254With the amount of harassment he will get after this, I wouldn't be amazed if he were the first former Fish to commit suicide.Too bad it won't be Jimmy. That faggot can't deepthroat the barrel soon enough.
>>205679053dumgay was more entertaining 2bh
>>205679285She should be happy she has a job at all, she should be at home raising her kids
>>205679277All jeets are like this. I fucking hate them all.
>>205679315shut up bitch
>>205679315Dumgay placing bags of human feces in the cell was peak season 2.
>>205679315many are saying this
im a mizzy balloon
>>205679315Dumbgay is overrated as fuck
>>205679277It's deeply ingrained in the jeet's psyche to always look down upon others whenever they can. It's second nature for them.
>>205679315I wish we could have seen a gay nigga fight between him and Sneed
My favorite retarded Smaackism is that she unironically does the vulcan live long and prosper hand sign a lot like a little kid that just figured out how to do it.
Jobe is just frank hassle minus 100lbs and plus 10 iq points.
who has flashed the cameras the most this season
>>205679362Jobe > Hassle
its time
>>205679351His tts roast battles are kino but he's shit otherwise.
>Frank enters the house as “big Randy”>immediately gets pinned down and stabbed by Alex, Sam, and the indian
>>205679315One-trick nigger.Half a trick, considering how much weednerfs him.
>>205679363
>>205679368You can mess with Jobe back, so whatever he does seems funnier/ fairer
>>205679354sneed's a liar. he can't hang, he can't stir. he would've done nothing, especially if kanye called him a nigger, which would've been inevitable.
>>205679273>be Simba the old lion>go to hill and go downis THIS neptunio chemo??
foa mwe pwesonallwee its mizzy
i miss ted. i just ordered some of his art.
>>205679165it was new, fresh, and exciting. the seasons following it can't recapture that
Frank's going to have to wait until burt and payton are gone to enter(because burt and payton keep some sense of unity and burt would help attack the invader)
>>205679277It's a slave culture. They are content to be unquestioning slaves doing masters bidding or being the entitled slave master treating anyone they see as beneath them like trash. It's why corporations love them as managers.
>>205679368>Mogs the indian by approaching him wearing nothing but shorts.Legendary aura.
>>205679388Hassle just doesn't have the wits to be funny beyond poopoo peepee humour. Jobe already had so many razor sharp jabs that came out in less than a second that put to shame all the spit/milk/piss/poo that frank could dump on someone.
>>205679363alexis probably
I've grown to hate Binx more than Mizzy now. They're both basically the same person with the simp milking and inserting themselves into drama but I think the nasally cuban voice is more grating.
>>205679363depends,>lewd stuff:alexis>titsalexis>pussmizzy>feetbinx
>>205679403thats not ted
>>205679165You had to be there.Season 2 scared them away.
Jet bring in more cute girls. How about a simpable mid Claire type?
>>205679434Burt wins on lewd stuff
>>205679393He needs to step his pussy up, periodt.
>>205679433virtue signal go brrrr
>>205679436yeah it is
>>205679437they were mostly josiepedos so it’s not quite a loss per se
>>205679434lexy gave us enough fap material for this season
>>205679445He needs to bring in Justaminx to put pressure on Binx.
I hope taking unsuspecting people isn’t just a gimmic for this season because that sounds really interesting for future setups.
>>205679458I hope production has learned the value and importance of goontank.
>>205679451then why does it say "made by leethompsonart"
>>205679433Many are saying this. Whats more, atleast Mizfits don't act like you owe her something, like Binxjeets do.
>>205679489At what point do they start getting backlisted from casting agencies for misusing them for their nazi prank show.
>>205679433Surely she was very hot like 14 years ago and she's completely oblivious to the fact that she's not all that anymore. Pretty typical of a woman who used to be hot to keep the act up for decades.
>>205679449Reddit go brrrrr
>>205679489They could have done a lot more too if they weren't impatient for ttsbux
>>205679403do any of you actually think he knew about the show? they confirmed after the fishtank reveal that they pulled him just because he said TTS, which doesnt mean shit about him knowing fishtank. i get that sam is a bit cautious about marky posters tho
Convinced that everyone who says they preferred S2 is just mad they never saw S1
>>20567951814 years ago she had a mustache and even worse piercings in her face
>>205679525heck yea, we 4channers stand together against the redditors :)!
>>205679528Binx literally sang Josies song, so I'm not sure if was just because he knew.
>>205679542TRVKEOnly Jimmy and Molesto defend that season at this point.
>>205679451he has been skating for over 9 years and is that bad at it?how retarded is this guy?
>>205679528the TTS excuse was weak, its not exactly uncommon online, from tiktok voice overs to twitch stream donation shit
>>205679528I'm sure they talked to him when they pulled him into the basement and didn't just toss him out uncle Phil style
>>205679556I’m pretty sure all millennials have heard that song long before Josie ever did.
>>205679556Binx brings simpbux in and Ted doesn't. Simple as that.
>>205679552>heck yea, we 4channers stand together against the redditors :)!You clearly don't fit in here. Go back to your intellectual peers >>>/r/eddit
>>205679595you BTFO'd that anon so hard.based!
Simbal is not allowed to win this is a BNWO wigger show and world. Blacks are coddled to the end of time. Diversity hire in everything they ever do.
>>205679595Dude u owned him epic style, HH brotha
>>205679607damn thats crazy
>>205679542S2 for the first 7 days was insanely comfy but was disastrous otherwise
>>205679556really? when? what song? clip?>>205679579i mean did you not see how they handled mizzy guessing its live, they fucked up and just assumed she knew and started confirming everything she thought. if they pulled the same retarded shit with ted then they wouldn't bring him back
>>205679528haley said she met him after bitchtank. wtf would they not expect him to know what the show was? were they just that desperate for another contestant after the they screwed up the first casting they had to call him back?
>>205679607Welcome to MDEI’s BIPOCtank (Indians are too privileged and must be expelled)
>>205679528He didn’t know, he’s a funko pop bojack horseman millennial, he doesn’t watch fishtank lmao
>>205679528>just because he said TTSdid you watch the clip of him saying it? nobody up to this point had uttered the term "TTS".then he says it, immediately starts stuttering and cringing because he knew he fucked up, then sneaks in a "sorry i didnt mean to" during his conversation with signal, thats clearly directed to the staff.
>>205679581>I’m pretty sure all millennials have heard that song long before Josie ever did.You know how many songs millenials have heard? What is the statistical likelihood of them singing that specific song, on these particular show of all places? Especially when Binx has only sung like thrice this season.>>205679594>Binx brings simpbux in and Ted doesn't. Simple as that.So he was kicked for not bringing in simpbux then.
>>205679581They simply don't believe that most kids watched rugrats at that age or something.
>>205679542in retrospect its horrible watching fish who are super fans. I don't hate them but its not funny at all.
>>205679571He’s not bad at all he can tre flip
Can simba grasp victory?
>implying most millennials don’t know about Reptar
>>205679605>>205679618>Now he's samefaggingFucking sigh. Children.
>burt wakes up>starts schizo ranting about male branded objects
>>205679671Yeah those guys are total newfags
>>205679641I think it becomes more likely when you realize Binx is 100% the kind of hoe to identify as a “90’s kid” and make it a core part of her personality.
>>205679642How regurarly do you sing the themes of the shows you watched as a child in your daily life?
>>205679671>le dramatic sigh>pushes glasses deeper on to head> cracks knuckles in half
>>205679656he cant
>>205679638>nobody up to this point had uttered the term "TTS".people say it millions of times a day on the internet>a "sorry i didnt mean to" during his conversation with signalthat was directed at Simbal in regards to their ongoing conversation, you need to watch it again
>>205679686Wasn't this plotline abandoned?
So who is set for elimination? Burt? Mizzy? Signal cant go, payton might but it would suck especially after her coming into her own. I just feel like Burt is not going to win anyways, the game is too much for him. He lost the cell because he couldn't be mean and he will lose even more important challenges for the same reasons as the game progresses. Feel like he needs to go next.
>>205679704Nta but I have the underfist theme stuck in my head on a regular basis.
>>205679694>100% the kind of hoe to identify as a “90’s kidShe was born in 92 or 91 if she turns 33 this year, how is she not a 90's kid?
>>205679641>So he was kicked for not bringing in simpbux then.Both posed a risk of busting the Famous House charade too early. Binx was more popular in the first weeks than Ted, who would just hang around, orbit others without doing much and be the punchline for some little joke about being Burt's bottom bitch. Binx kept a lid on it better than Ted (carrot much?), so they stuck eith her and not him.
>>205679704Probably once a week, unironically.
>>205679656he can barely kick flip my dude. he lands it once every 100 tries.
>>205679704I remember this daily https://youtu.be/6JMj4R63dEw?feature=shared
why does his face look so soulless?
>>205679704In the context of talking about monkeys with alex, and there being a monkey scene in the Rugrats movie where the Witch Doctor music plays, it makes perfect sense. You think she came up with an excuse that detailed on the spot?
>>205679694You're not wrong, she is that kind of woman-child but there have been other slip ups. Like during the reveal when she asked Sam what TTS stood for and then later in the night said she knows about TTS because she's a streamer
>>205679734self-hating yourself for years will do that to you. he was also probably raped.
>>205679734that's what not smiling does to a face.
>>205679728>>205679711Well then I was lied to
>>205679723I meant the literal identity of a 90’s kid not someone who just grew up in the 90s, as in they model their identity on the media they’re nostalgic for from that era.
>>205679717I’m hoping for Mizzy. The only thing she adds to the show is her ability to derail every conversation and make it about herself
>>205679706Dude u owned him epic style, HH brotha.you BTFO'd that anon so hard. based!
>>205679734He’s beautiful
>>205679723The implication they are making is that her entire personality is fake, despite us having twitter posts about her watching Spice and Wolf in 2011, playing MvC3 in 2011, etc. It's insanity.
yo we @ page 10
>>205679715Burt knows the true secret of the show It's a gay show
FISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUMFISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUMFISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUMFISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUMFISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUMFISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUMFISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUMFISHTANK CUM>FISHTANK CUM
>>205679451Damn, young Ted would be PRIME fuckmeat for Daddy Burt.
>>205679728I watched him land like 10 in a row off of a bench. You guys seriously over exaggerate how bad he was. He never claimed to be a pro lol.
>>205679720>>205679730And how often do you sing it out loud?>>205679726No, you don't. Lets just speak truthfully here.
>>205679717Burt. He can't handle the fish getting treated badly so they have to let him go.
>>205679704I sing various Pokemon or Dragon Ball themes a few times a week.
>>205679800shut up teddy, we know you can't skate for shit
>>205679528It wasn't, "just", it was the last straw after he made about every s1 reference imaginable. ted defenders don't watch.
>>205679828can you give us some examples?
>>205679807You sound like the type of fag to say you don’t need music as an adult lol. Who gives a shit if the song is technically from a kids show, some of them are bangers.
>>205679828Ted haters didn’t watch all his “references” were normal shit cringe normie millennials say
is this "frank" person going to be there long or?
>>205679826I'll proc the Yu-Gi-Oh "It's time, to d, d, d, d, d, d, d, duel," a couple of times a year but that's it.
bring in 5 more freeloaders jet
>>205679768>how dare this person who had her childhood in the 90s be influenced by 90's mediasometimes you fags are so contrarian I can't even.
>>205679828calling a place a "joint" is not a fishtank reference
>>205679852Probably but he’s not coming for a few weeks most likely, he’ll prob be there for the final two weeks.
>>205679859preferably hot chicks
Binx and Creature are common in florida
>>205679828Every “fishtank reference” is literally just a common saying from 20 years ago said ironically lol.Sam isn’t creative, he can only take things other people have done or said and make fun of it.
>>205677567porter robinson
Burt>looks directly in the mirror>”between you and me”
>>205679738>Alex has monkeys>something about Rugrats>Therefore witchdoctor This is a stretch.
>>205679193Bex is weird, she's a libertarian schizo but a lot of her pals are lefties who aren't happy with a certain recent election
>>205679874They're not going to keep Simbal until the final week.
>>205679891He was making monkey noises, like Oo oo ee ee. I think it was from a TTS that literally did "oo oo ee ee ah ah."
binx is a ray of sunshine and binx haters are a bunch of incel faggots, probably would suck Jon's dick at the drop of a hatgoblin queen 4 lyfe
>>205679852I doubt he’ll be there very long this season. They seem to be highly wary of overdoing things like that, which is good.
Did Simbal leave?
>>205679896Happens to a lot of us, we're deeply in the internet but our real life circle is just normal.
>>205679826>A couple times a weekOk cool, you're braindamaged. Binx has only sang that song once (1) in the three (3) weeks she's been on the show. What are coincidences?
So Alex, Binx, Mizzy and Payton will obviously be final four, but who will be final three?
>>205679918No, he probably feels like the king of the house now
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>>205679918No, they'll coddle him until Wild Randy gets there and rapes him. The wiggers will get those 5k back one way or the other.
>>205679840>Insert Retarded deflectionWhere did I ever say any of that? I asked how many times you sing your child hood songs out loud?
I missed the sam quit bit, I saw leading up to it but had to go right as ben and alex were in confessional is it worth watching?
>>205679962Ben does some good gaslighting ig
>>205679950>I asked how many times you sing your child hood songs out loud?And then you called me a liar for answering, faggot. I stand by my assessment that you likely don’t listen to very much music.
>>205679861>Redditspacing>Shinjiposting>Borderline retardedAh, seems like I'm speaking to an animal. Things are starting to make sense.
>>205679927payton, alex, and binxand the final two are binx and payton
>>205677468>* Binx likes dirty raw dicks in her period cunt>* Binx gets gangbanged at reggaeton partiesWut?
>>205679962What makes it great is Alex lack of self awareness
>>205679962It's good anon, watch ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upNjbGXQv7Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMfqRwEBDnU
>>205679962It's an all time Ben performance
baking
>>205680000>>205679999>>205679989>>205679971Thanks bros
Baking
>>205679989I lmao'd when he went to the yard after and said:>I'm pretty good at picking up on these things and that was 100% real.
>Burts huge jizz stain in his pants
>>205677579tsmt
>>205679974>once a weekOh that was you. So you sing it once a week? Binx is going for once a month at this point? What are da chances?
>>205679276they could fix it?
>>205679923I don't even know what song you're talking about, I just responded to your post. Singing songs is normal.
>>205679977You can't explain why a literal 90's kid identifying as one is bad because it isn't. Now you're grasping at cosmetics to save face.
hope the next bake is smaackpilled
>>205680060must have been too involved to fix before the show started
burt: "I'm the hero of this story"
WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE. BAKER SAVE US
>>205680050I honestly don’t know what you’re alluding to here lmao. What exactly are you trying to say about her singing the song, possibly, once a month?
>>20568007750 bucks he's just a zoomer who's mad that he was born too late and now attacks 90's kids as a label.
>>205680080i want a brainwashed woke gf so fucking bad now because of smaack. I feel like we could be good for each other.
>>205679276they've had this house since atleast bloodgames and didnt fix the fucking jacuzzi in all that time? no wonder jets so anal about the carpet they must be running off pennys to not be able to afford a plumber
>>205680082He isHe will be the one to kill Frank Hassle and end this long nightmare.
>>205680087It's over.
I love Smaack!
last /ftl/ thread0/
>>205679884>>205679870>>205679847>>205679838Why did I get 4 instant replies lmao why are there rabid defenders of the fart faggot when everyone on production (who obviously interrogated him) as well as duanyay and haley said he's a fan. obsessed with the idea that production is always wrong
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IT'S FUCKING JOEBER
