wild randy editionhttps://ppv.land/ftjetneptune.com>>205689155
Possible hassles:Alex>Anything about Wild Randy>Divorce or mentioning his soon-to-be ex-wife talking about plans to cheat on him>His monkeys>Drug use>His age (pretending to be younger than he is)>Messing with his stuff>Messing with Binx/implying Binx is using him>Dark mode: Dead friend (Sam will hate this)Binx>Her age>Her makeup>The extent to what she knows about Fishtank>Her Bad Bunny producer bf>Eating disorders>Pickme and e-thot behaviors, her 10 Twitch viewers>Whether she's just using Alex>Dark mode: Her dead parents, especially her motherMizzy>Weight and eating ("muh food stash, muh 2 am slop")>Age (pretending to be younger than she is)>Dating history with trashy guys that mistreat her>Messing with her stuff ("muh diary")>Narcissism>Music career>Insta followers are jeets or bots>Flirting with the hostPayton>Messing with her stuff>Follower behavior>Lesbianism>Slurs>TrannySimbal>Indian>Disabled brother>Messing with his stuff>Slap backs for Jobe>Groping the girlsBurt>Degenerate LARP desires>Crushes on Alex and Ted>Messing with anyone else in front of him>Imply the other fish are manipulating him>August 2011>It's not a gay dating show
i want her to dominate me
SOON
so when's frank coming? i wanna see some kino
soon...
>Alex believes the next freeloader will be a gay brown womanpayton needs a new mommy
his uber is pulling up
>>205690539he's going to man handle Binx
>>205690530God i hope so
FISHTANK IMPORTANT.IMPORTANTIMPORTANTIMPORTANTBURT IS THE DEMON THAT VANCE ACIDENTALLY CREATED WHEN HE SUMMONED LEGION IN SEASON 1 DURING THE DISABILITY CHALLENGEIT SPAWNED A VESSELIT GOT LOOSEIT ROAMS
King Arthur himself couldnt pull me out
are you ready
Frank Hassle better show up today!
QRD?
Kick Alex out of the confessional he'll be there all day
NEW FREELOADER ON YARD PTZ (NOT A DRILL)
>>205690539>Abusive wordsI thought America had freedom of speech?
Alex B is so much fun to watch lol that yapping retard
>>205690522Him. You want him to dominate you, you mean
Things Payton has done today :
may stop watching for a few days if frank shows up
>>205690559GYATT
>I'm the dad that stepped upkek
>>205690540How dare you
>>205690559I can tell it stinks in a good way
every time he holds sam hostage ranting i laugh so god damn hard
>>205690594She put on tranny makeup
>Alex B yapping about incestual baby monkeyhuh what
Who else here influenced by this shit too much?>1 week shutin doing nothing but watch fishtank>go to boxing gym today>coach explains a new exercises>all my reactions and questions sound like Burt talking to Computer
>>205690486Can't believe theres still threads of this shit and you guys didn't abandon in S2
>tank is thinned down to four fish. Alex, Binx, Payton, Mizzy>jeet was ejected via hassling>burt was ejected via moralfagging over his mental health>first day of week 4, the final four are gathered. The final game. Play along.>famous house sign is reinstalled in the dining room as they're told the finale is a free for all competition over the last two weeks>eight new "fish" are brought into the house, given the same exact treatment as day 1 famous house>the four real fish are the "plants" who are instructed to play along and act as if it's famous house again. They accumulate points based off of how well they are participating, how much they fuck with others, how well they listen to producer's, etc>so as to not "lie" to the eight new fish, they're told they're filming for a pilot for a new show and that no grand prize is garunteed to them unless they get picked up or some dumb bullshit to avoid lawsuits from the 8 normaloids who are gonna have 2 weeks of their lives wasted (they'll probably be paid by week, as theyre only there to serve as fish fodder anyways (they'll basically be freeloaders without knowing they are))>the return of Gay Ben and the power struggle between him and GOLD>return of other FH bits>show ends on the last few days where all the fake fish are suddenly kicked out, saying the show is canceled, but the real fish stay behind for the finaleThis is way too high concept for the wiggers, but how mad would you ACTUALLY be if they pulled it off?
>>205690522keyed femdom appreciator
>>205690559squeeeeeeeek prrrrrt BRAP
>>205690622yeah we heard you last thread
>>205690486Alex isn't a step monkey. He's the monkey that stepped up.
>>205690522>>205690623Grim
>>205690521i genuinely hope frank doesn't ever show up again, i don't want hellhouse for these fucks.sam probably knows that his schtick is not only tired but also spiteful, evil, and goranian.
>Sam can barely contain his laughter when Binx walks inShe's quitting tonight
damn, that's crazy
>stream dies as soon as Sam was gonna say something about Alex after he left the roomgod fucking dammit
>>205690594Your post history with this image
>>205690649damn, i'm the same age as mizzylife is mizzy indeed
>>205690660He's saying his vision for an animal sanctuary is stupid
>>205690522>>205690623
>>205690617Don't do boxing, youre going to get CTE and pull a Benoit
>>205690657He was talking about alex? Are you ok?
>>205690623she's the best fishtank ever had, when frank makes her quit tonight i weep
20k in credit card debt wtf women are retarded
>>205690660>visions are toxic, focus on something practical with a light at the end of the tunnel
>>205690657No, but she will be gettin a hasslin
>>205690657KEK SHE'S FUCKED
>5k student debt>refuses to say credit card debt
Underground pool lmao
Daily reminder that S2 > S1 > S2.5 > S3
>Binx $20K credit card debtat age 32
>has a $750k condo thats paid off>pretending to have $20k in debti hate this whore so much
>>205690617i started lifting and doing martial arts again because of season 1
THEY HAVENT BURIED THE BODY YET
>>205690705sam went to R.I.S.D look up the cost of that school
>>205690718I'm trans btw forgot to mention
Does Alex realize the protege thing isnt real
>>205690649Binx's email is tied to several fifferent people
>>205690718hmmnyo
>>205690720how do you get 20k credit card debt? Do credit cards ammounts reset every month or something??
ACTUAL RANKINGSFamous House > S1=S3 >>>>>> S2I don't include half seasons, not my thing.
>>205690721same
>>205690705>>205690720Just needs to debtmaxx, Sam'll learn her a thing or two
what is sam thinking right now?
>>205690657>>205690704???
>>205690721>implying she does not rent from the owner
love her or hate her, Binx is definitely aware
>>205690718>S2 fags are this delusional
>>205690594she looks like mizzy
>>205690695>>205690720she is literally me lol
>>205690720she refused to say and sam said "around $20k" and she said yEeEeEAaAah around that
>>205690759“This bitch is a really bad actor”
BINX POOP POSTING!
Sam seething about how hard life is in the US kek
>>205690718maybe if your name is Jimmy Faggot Downy
yea she absolutely knows
>>205690721you fell for a kiwitranny faildox
>>205690721
She heard the frank ttses and is aware of who he is
>>205690762true
>>205690579All that really means is that you can talk shit about the president/government and not be imprisoned for it
This bitch 100% knows
>Binx already calling out HassleKEK.
poopbros... we're in
>>205690654Frank Hassle is the most entertaining guy out of the MDE sphere
she knows frank is comingshe knows
>>205690762the faggots screaming 4chan over TTS didnt give it away?
It's insane how mad people get over binx kek
>>205690530Alex will get TERMINALLY BRUTALLY MOGGED by the Puerto Rican Rattle Snake.
>>205690782the guy that paid $50k+ per YEAR for art school is making fun of everyones small college debt.
Binx knows
>>205690814I mean aware about where Sam is taking the show currently
>>205690815equally insane that people think shes hot
yeah binx knows
>>205690753not him, but I can see someone getting 15-20k in debt fast if they need to fix something in their home or something like HVAC or new roof or something if they don't have the cash on hand.But to not own home/property and be 20k in debt is pretty wild.
>>205690815simp
IT'S ME SHE'S TALKING ABOUT MESHE WANTS TO GET SLOBBED SO BAD
>SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWSSSSholy shit I don't like her either but you guys are so fucking annoying about it
>it's another sam is talking shit about people's dreams episodethis dude is such a negative faggot. all his tv comedy star aspirations and dollar store "graphic design" knowledge funded by rich parents and somehow he thinks he's better everyone, as if he isn't just as dumb as alex
she's thinking about Fatty isn't she
KICK THE KNOWER
>>205690824She doesn’t, she just follows ice Poseidon for fun she doesn’t know who Sam is at all
>YEAH I THINK FATTY AND FRANK ARE COMING I GUESS
the LION will kill Frank HEAR HIM ROAR!!
>>205690721>i live in an expensive city>buy me a steam deck plz simpshttps://throne.com/binxbasilisk
>>205690815Most of the Binx-critical crowd know what she's up to and it's boring. She's a wet sock.
>>205690815yeah its insane, she is nearly the type of female fish that has a high win equity and is fun
the wiggers will lose that betting notebook and forget who has what for chips. can not wait for the shitshow
>>205690840>>205690841>>205690847I'm glad she knows. Fuck Frank
binx has definitely seen the show and knows Frank is coming
>>205690647I wrote that but didn't post it this timeSomeone else is trying to farm (You)s off of my stuffI don't mind if it's a good copypasta, but I fully admit this one is retarded because I wrote it at 3am
>>205690821His daddy paid for it. Rich people have no respect for brokies because they don't understand the experience of paving your own way
>>205690833>>205690829>>205690854>immediately proves my pointlol
>>205690841fucking this
>>205690841He's also a borderline pedo
Te amo BinxPaytons cool too
>the next freeloader is fatty but im not allowed to know it so il just talk around itgood thing they got ted out though
>>205690753she could negotiate that debt down a significant amount but she probably doesn't know you can do that
I'm surprised radio boomers haven't shown up to the house yet over them using those Baofengs without a license
>>205690831but like idk how credit cards work. i have one with a 1500$ limit but always pay it off before the end of the month. If I don't does the limit go back up to 1500$ the next month?
>>205690521its really the saddest thing that you spent time on this and thats coming from a guy who watched people sleep in a room for 12 hours whilst a schizophrenic porn star counted blue balls
>>205690876dont care ur still simping for a woman that doesnt know u exist
>>205690869shave head
>>205690776post this frog
>>205690654Can we at least admit tickle rape is an evergreen gemerald. It's exactly the same as rape except nobody cares and everyone will just laugh at you. So it hurts you worse. Call the police LOL TICKLE BABY!!!!!!
>>205690813 best casting was jeet, alexis, L ron, mizzy, ian, burt, alex. everyone else trash ass plants
>>205690876i dont hate her though. i think her act is transparent and gross but i only hate the simps that fall for it
I hate Frank so much it's unreal.
Jeet just said "tonight itself"Fucking caricature
>>205690876Who said I was mad? Anon I think you might genuinely be mentally ill if that's your takeaway from this
>is alex's juul in here?>binx took itkek
>>205690821his dad paid. my parents helped me with my community college costs and the rest was on me. fafsa. i can't imagine getting my whole tuition paid for.
>>205690901>simpingtry again, I'm just correct, I'm neutral
>>205690882>borderline pedoAlso known as not a pedo.
>>205690841a true RISD artist guy that only hangs out with 22 year olds
Ah ha 10 minutes away
>TEN MINUTES AWAY>TEN MINUTES AWAY>TEN MINUTES AWAY>TEN MINUTES AWAY>TEN MINUTES AWAY
10 MINUTE WARNING FOR WILD RANDY
>>205690486>Frank Hassle will be killed by Alex Symbal and BurtKino
>>205690753multiple cards also i think some companies increases the credit limit the more you pay off
>>205690886>good thing they got ted out thoughi agree with this. ted was anti content
>>205690899>>205690881>>205690841Sam is peak midwit because he talks about stuff he thinks he knows stuff about, but at the end of the day he's just a failed comedian with a high school degree. That's literally it.
Based Payton proton chasing
frank is gonna fall in love with mizzy
10 minutes til hassle >_<
GOLDSTRIKER INBOUND
How do you know 10 minutes?
>>205690876You were right.
>>205690886She's been so on the nose with so much shit. She definitely looked up the show after that initial casting flub and tries to act like she didn't see anything.
>>205690961HOLY SHIT REAL
MY CLITTY IS LEAKING
Lmao the jeet ACTUALLY believes theyre gonna rig him to winFucking hilarious
>>205690875Except Sam is arguably a successful artist while Mizzy does nothing that has to do with criminal justice.
Is Simbal just drunk 24/7 now
>it's possible this is the last voting elimination>if it's not we'll find a way to make you immuneSIMBOL-LIONS?
>>205690815>>205690876My man. U baited nonstop with tj now ur baiting nonstop with binx. Ya gotta stop
Move along let Payton in the confessional
why did binx paint that line on their noses?
>>205690968i'm a baby psychic
He's going to SHIT inside of Binx's vagina
>Voting eliminationDont you fucking dare let this go to a contestant vote. Mizzy is controlling this shit too much and Payton doesnt deserve to be voted off over her
>>205690885payton slowly but surely becoming straight. she will revert back to factory settings by the end of the show
>>205690983Proceeds to win
>>205690968It came to me in a dream
PAYTONBROS LETS EAT
If Hassle really is coming, I hope they keep it verbal. It's more fun seeing him just follow someone around and shit talking them.
>>205690972she literally admitted to looking up fishtank and sending it to her "lawyer"but retards still say 'OMG SHE KNOWS' because she says 4chan or whatever
>>205690929how is simmons a pedo if he never had sex with 16 year olds?
Fucking moron
>>205690918I remember being excited by the idea of him being a menace before he showed up in s1, but yeah ultimately I don't hate any of these weirdos enough to see them bullied by him. The mindgames and gaslighting are funnier in my opinion
>>205690961i miss these tweets
why would wiggers bring ck in tho? i get why she would like to come, but from the productions point of view i don't see what value she would add
>>205690972trvkeanyone ever had that one friend who wants to watch season finales or films with you, and then sits guessing extremely niche plot points and twists, having CLEARLY pre-watched it to look smarter?
>>205690841TRVKEHe's been like this for years, needs to get over his art school ex-gf.
>>205690901>>205690917>>205690921>>205690998>actually mad over internet girlsdamn
>>205690885
>>205691006God willing
>sam as a contestant for season 4why not?
you dont get it? they all unterhund being on debt, because they all know nobody like when average rich person is in tv show doing something for fame, the audience want to believe they are smarter than constestants, ale people like binx, commies, hate when people have good money, commies will not support person that is quite wealthy
Tank u sar
SHE'S ALMOST HERE
Sam scared of Simbal so now he rig the show for him. You are see truth now. Simbal the alpha lion dominate the show
>>205691039there is no season 4.
>>205690828Mizzy/Alex/Simbal keeps talking how degrading its gonna become. But yeah Binx is a streamer who knows for sure
Notice how the worst bait posters always talk like niggers. It's like it's a pattern or something.
>payton wants a mommy
PAYTON IS HORNY
>>205691056He's just gassing him up so he'll stay while getting hassled
>female mixed with something>late 20s-early 30s>sweatpantsshe fucking wants SMAACK
>>205691039Sam as a contestant isn't a bad idea actually, but his winnings should go to charity
>>205691052Grim
Damn Payton is horny
>>205691039could be funny but he'd have to tone everything down a lot to start with or they'd be too suspicious. I do think it'd be interesting to see sam try to interact with them on a constant basis and try to gain their trust/run a narrative.
>>205691052>CK will break into the fishtank house
>Payton wants smaackgrim
At some point I want sam to shake simbal's hand and then wipe his hand on his pants right after
cyberpunk 2077 characters
POST GOTHPAYTON NOW NOW NOWSEXO SEXO SEXO
>>205691034i already forgot until i scrolled and saw the (You), ur looking for every comment and replying to it hahahaha keep white knighting
>PAYPAY WANTS A SWEATPANTS WEARING MIXED RACE FEMALE FREELOADERbased
>>205691056very true people fear india
>>205691008Except all the dudes on the show are tools and or fags.
>female>mixed>late 20s early 30s
>>205691070You are mistaken. Sam is see Simba the lion truly roar
>Mixed >Female>Late 20s early 30s>Wearing sweatpants ITS SMAACK
>payton just describing a chick she would fucklol
>>205690486Sam please you gotta to hock up with Mizzy...do it for us
>>205691073CK CONFIRMED?
>>205691097>still madgrim
>sam and luca jealous of the burgers
>sam ignores paytonshe's going home next isn't she
>>205690841Sam is based, fuck those dreams
>i think the next free loader is gonna be some weird asian phenotype stand up comedian
payton's dream freeloadermixed racelate 20's early 30'swearing sweatpants
PAYTON DESERVES A BLACK(ambiguous) QUEEN!
>>205691116Hes trying to get the bets in before the guy arrives
I hope Frank picks Binx up and carries her out of the house for knowing about the show like Sam did to Ted
>ARE YOU A FUCKING COP, CRACKA?Woah Burt what's going on fella
>Payton wants a mixed girl in her early 30s wearing sweat pantsDid Payton have a crush on Smaack?
>>205690997
>>205691119need more weird asian freeloaders. they have unlimited amounts of kino
Lol Payton wants a "stud" (30-40yr old), Burt confession right after, comedy gold
>>205691070No you are monkey if you believe. Simbal is lion and winning show
>>205691116He let on too much last night.
Uhhh yeah I mass reply to people talking shit about my waifu but im not like a simp or anything hahaha
>Burt now thinks he’s on TCAPwhat the fuck? I missed a few hours and he’s jumped to this?
>>205691052ck will be such an incredible flop lmao. she’ll try to hard to be crazy and wacky
Burt Knows
>burt instantly starts schizo-posting againkek this guy
>burt closeup
Sam not even bothering with Payton, that's a bad sign...
>>205691103>>205691100>>205691085>>205691073>payton wants smaackcute
>burt on a NEW schizo theoryNiceJust gotta wait for this to tie back into the gay sex
>>205691139of course she did she was so horny for her, could you imagine the scissoring?
>>205691039>>205691074sam is too much of a bitch and a spoiled princess, he would walk out not even a day in.
>>205690521It's time to stop.
>>205691056You are an idiot.
Burt's confessional is so different from everyone else's.
>>205691142why can't I send TTS saying G fucked a 16 year old? or calling Burt a N***** coddled faggots
if it was an undercover operation why the fuck would they leave clues for it
>THE CELL>Prisoner oufit>former cope>people getting pulled out with no explanation
>female>mixed race>late 20s>wearing sweatpantsjet send her in
>>205691152he's extremely afraid of seeing chris hansen pop round the door any secondof course, Burt IS a pedophile nigger, so it's to be expected
>>205691052>ck was in blasdell ny ~6 hrs ago>blasdell to wrentham is a 7 hr drive>freeloader is almost hereHOLY SHIT! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
>>205691139yep.
>schizo deport theoryoh my god
I enjoy how burt still says "sibal"
>>205691116Burt was bound to ramble for 10 minutes and the new freeloader is about to arrive, its time management
>day 18>burt still thinks his name is "siball"
jeet undocumented
>Calls Jeet an illegalHow can Burt get any more based?
>>205691174its a cop training camp
>>205691152He went completely over the deep end this morning, they even gave him a corkboard to plot out his theories
LOL
burt is spitting trvke fire right now
Burt thinks it's an elaborate ruse to get Simple deported.
INDIAN PRISON GANGS
lmfao
>>205691116Yes
>>205690522payton's the biggest sub in the tank.
kek this works perfectly with simbals shitty knuckle tats
>payton wants smaack
that was an actual hint btw
>>205691128isn't that EVERYONE's dream freeloader??
J-BLOCK in the tank
>>205691210WHERE ARE THEY HIDING?Where are the Jewish prison gangs?They're called the guards.
>>205691114Learn to read, ESL.
>>205691139everyone in the world has a crush on smaack
J Block mentioned
>Sam throwing gasoline on the schizofireLegend
>>205691222I do too
>>205691128>>205691230>>205691222
>>205691237>still cryinglol
>interesting
>>205691139obviously
they'd make a great good cop/bad cop team
>>205691238I've been saying this
At first, it's surprising that he didn't mention he thinks the next freeloader is queer, but it's actually not because he automatically assumes everyone is lol
>>205691249Who are you quoting? Retard.
burt daytrading lore kino
>prying about Burt's gambling problem
>>205691247I want to live there.
Binx saying the new freeloader would be disgusting and gross is so on the money lol
>>205691243J BlockJosh BlockWorld Of T ShirtsWhat does it mean
J-BLOCK IS ABOUT TO RAID THE FAMOUS HOUSE
whos the next freeloader
>>205691247Payton suddenly stops wearing revealing clothing with Smaack leaves
I cant imagine a more precarious place to put a schizophrenic black guy than in fish tank.Sam has to constantly do wellness checks on him and drop character lol
>>205691262>ragingkek
>>205691262Stop replying to him. He's clearly a shitskin trying to farm replies with no rebuttal.
>>205691243Joshua Block
>>205691282not entirely
>>205691280the beautiful ck crashing out like a retard during her manic episode
:)
>>205691247
Evil show
>>205691279i think im gonna have to teach her how to skate
>>205691276Burt?!
Too far with the schizo sammy
>>205691294i want to grab by the pusy so hard
Sam hates burt and so do I.
Burt deserves this btw
sam seems a little satanic this season
what stocks did burt buy?
>>205691300kino
Not far enough with the schizo sammy
>>205691118sam got his ego assblasted by lib fag extrodinaire tim heidecker so badly he still hasn't recovered and has to resort to streaming for 5-12k fishtank fans for the rest of his life. his "embrace alt-media" angle is pure cope because his career is over. unless you consider doing stand up for zoomers in marky t-shirts a career.
>>205691184But why she's terrible.
>>205691301la horrible abuelita bruja de cuba
>might be true for simbal though>don't tell him that
>>205690759shaving that blue hair
>>205691326Simbal?!
>>205690882HURR DURR MY NAME IS MARKEY I AM SOME LEGAL LOLI WHO GOT RAPED AND KILLED BY SAM OR SOMETHING FOR, UNDOUBTEDLY, BEING A STUPID LITTLE SNEAKY BITCH
>>205691294As soon as TTS commented on her it she covered up
>>205691310FIRST WE HAD MR BEASTNOW ITS MR BASED.WHAT IS GOING ON
>>205691309>marky just walked through the doorlol mum i just markyposted againI SAID I JUST MARKYPOSTED AGAIN
>>205691326get your hands out of your pants
>>205691309
>>205691333didnt say. was pre-gameslop pump and dump though
sam let mizzy bet 10 but made everyone else bet 40. CODDLED
>>205690841its wince inducing how confidently he churns out half baked thoughts pertaining to shit he has next to zero knowledge about with absolute certainty
>>205691332thats just Jason
>Burt doesn't want to gamble due to past gambling trauma>Immediately bets it all
If Burt who is 160 iq can't get ahead day trading is an obvious scam. But I'm about to dive head first lads
come ooonnn burt, you know you wanna go all in
>>205691338He's making tons of money and you're writing paragraphs about it on 4chan
>Wes resets Director cam in the middle of Burt kinoGoranian
>>205691301>>205691342Would
bisexual lighting
>>205691364
>freeloaders here one second
>>205690852>buying some random hag shit online Do people actually do this?
Have they said when they're going to do the elimination yet?
>tfw endorsements
Based Sam Hyde
>>205691338The funniest thing Sam ever did was call up Tim and yell about how he can't get healthcare
>>205691342>>205691301my cute wife who doesn't know i exist...
FRANK IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
freeloader inbound
>>205691332Did you see S2?
>>205691347Whites are allowed to grab white women by their pussies without their consent. Their body our choice, faggot.
>tells addict he should start using againwhy do people unironically think sam is a good person?
FREELOADER HAS ARRIVED. HOPE YOU ALL LOVE FATTY (AGAIN)!
He's checking $BURT right nowAlso, /ftl/, please feel free to save this image and reuse it as an exploitable :)
>>205691342La luz extinguido...
>>205691385Twitch viewers are a different breed of mentally ill.
>>205691326>pusywho's gonna tell him?
>>205691386No, but I'm getting the feeling they want more than one person out tonight
Detective Burt >>>>>>>>>>> Detective Cole
just took all his chips lmao
It's too early for Frank, it's CK coming.
Didn't think Frank was coming until Friday but I guess they expedited his return because Simbal has one foot out the door.
It's not Frank btw
YES CANT WAIT FOR SHIT AND PISS AND VOMIT KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU YES
>>205691400what the fuck just happened at the end of burts confession and why did director mode go offline? i missed it.fucking hell
SHE'S HERE! SHE'S FUCKING HERE!
>>205691402
freeloader is here
>>205691395all the contestants fucking loved it it was an MDE circlejerk, Summer shit was fucked up though like really disgusting
>>205690841Sam is a lost soul, more so than any of the fish in that house.l
>>205691419>CKWild Mandy is here to rape Alex
>>205691413Smell check
>>205691402cute
>>205691399>tries to ruin a godless faggots lifesounds based to me.>>205691436
ugly central asian mongoloid CK incoming
paypay and ck will have non-consensual intercourse tonight
kneel for poop spongebob
>>205690852>>205691385>>205691403>$300 dollar figurine>Looking at it makes me so happythe fuck
>alex plotting with binx to steal all chips>target paytonchudgang 2.0 is so gay lmao
>>205691426If it is Frank, that's exactly why
>>205691118he's pissed that he ruined his opportunity. dude had it in the palm of his hand. had such a leg up on others and fucked himself over.
>>205691436she is so weird looking
>>205691301Aryan
when did they say they were doing the milk thing?
HE'S HERE
>>205691391grannywife
>>205691276if they really got worldoftshirts to come in as the new freeloader, i'll kneel.
its not frank
>tidy up
WILD RAPIST RANDY IS HERE!!!
it's not ck they said it was an uber and ck is driving herself
>>205691474would rather this than frank or CK
>>205691481its josh block and mr based
>he just confirmed on twitter
>>205691474SCOTTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>205691479he was all but confirmed weeks ago
>>205691368he doesn't like you
>>205691462>>205691385>>205691403NOOOO I AM POOR AND I HAVE CREDIT CARD DEBT
>he doesn't lift weights Explain yourself
fank hasle
>>205691494Shut up Scott
Where's the new freeloader? vertical bar vertical bar vertical bar vertical
you know its probably for the best burt thinks they are being watched to commit crime. larger chance he wont kill or rape
Its Fatty btw
ANALOG HART IS COMING
>Tidy up fishGreat it's fucking fat lummox isn't it lol
Burt is nervous they're going to find his child porn stash
>>205691460poop niggas run dis shit
>>205691474that would be epic
I hope its Fatty as Wild Randy and Alex murders him the second he steps insidethat would be kino
So it's fatty. But they saw him in the coloring book. So the fake identity will fall flat
Can Frank even fit through the front door?There's an inverse to airsoft fatty and frank.As Airsoft Fatty shrinks, Frank bloats.
>burt hasnt been funny in days>hes also retarded
*ENTERS HOUSE *
Content god has arrived
>>205691419No it's not stfu Brian.
can love bloom in the fishtank?
Place your bets for who the freeloader will be winner gets to come on the show
>freeloader arrives>all cameras go to shitclassic fishtank
>>205691506Is this real? Why didn't he manhandle Simbal?
Connor is going to seethe if it’s Frank
>>205691515>*grabs you by your shirt collar and pushes you against the wall*Do NOT call him that
>>205691474I hope so honestly, it's been weird without him. Bex too
honestly good chance its worldoftshirts considering he was apparently booked to come the 12th if thats true
Burt's not really a rapist, is he? Seen a few posts, but would like to know the context
>new guest>it's Marky Thompson
>Burt increasingly concerned he's on "a to catch a blank" showWhat did he do?
>>205691540Liquid Summer
>Alex Stein waiting outside
JUST KISS ALREADY
>>205691521lmao
>he's coming
Burt is worried this may be some kind of "to catch a something" undercover sting. What on earth could "something" mean? Hmmmm
>>205691294
>>205691540idgi do you post this because she looks like letty
>>205691559
>>205691554apparently it can
>>205691555chip
>>205691555Marky
ITS HAPPENING
>>205691540For some reason I am insanely attracted to women like this. The more fucked up the better. As long as they aren't literal 2/10s. What the fuck is wrong with me and is this common?
I'm someone who at 43 has tried 500 different interests and jobs and none of them have panned out meaningfully and I'm still barely better off than some entry level job working loser.What's your advice for me, Sam? What's the right skill I need to get?
>>2056915682011
>>205691536he was funny this morning
>>205691555Fatty
when does the rape happen
>>205691570>the pedophile nigger poster was right all along
>>205691572
>>205691399he is a trustfund kid that regurgitates the first 3 pages of self-help books to his fatherless fanbase
>>205691555Some fucking loser you got on craigslist. Also the second you let me in I'm going to beat you until you piss blood
>>205690737Dr. Fred Hyde paid for his tuition and expenses there and at CMU as well. Fred also donated $200k to his alma mater Yale but Sammy didn't get in.
>>205691548i was the first to ever suggest this. it would be kino, prob better for a different season since we already got 2 similar archetypes
>>205691484There's a hanger hanging from the corner of my Landwhale's titanium alloy reinforce bed.
>>205691608after nazi niggerpoop hotdog challenge
>new freeloader coming>phone on 6% and no chargerGOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Wasn't Frank coming on supposed to be when the contestant planned to marky post? Guess we'll find out if it's ted now kek
Those tight pants on Mizzler are really making her look sexo bros ngl
gay randy incoming
>>205691610it is a gay show
FREEZETANKLAGTANK
>Burt thinks the cops are about to bust down the door and arrest him >He probably thinks the only way to escape this fate is to piece the mystery together
>>205691598sam has talked about this specifically, you're the >I think I'm gonna make some beats todayguy
>>205691569What happened when he saw the shirts anyway?
Josh block (worldoftshirts) mentioned via jet, maybe it's him
>>205691630Stop listening to retarded theories
>>205691276>>205691292newfags don't remember j blockhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731533342344009.webm
>>205691608after the nazi poop rape challenge
>>205691624
>>205691598have a rich dad, sabotage your own career in hollywood, get an army of paypigs to support you afterword. if you can't do that then fuck wagie loser.
>>205691572Somehow worse than CK.
It's cold outside where they are & only 1 person can warm everybody up, do you feel warm yet /ftl/???
that sexual tension between alex and binx is unbearable
>>205691658WHO SAID SUGAR GAY
>>205691569were these 2 gentlemen even alive when the "marky" incident occured?
>>205691627Give me your address and I'll astral project over with a charger
The burger and fries are making me hungry
>>205691589Peak male performance.
>>205691643The only way to escape is to rape Alex
>>205691664bro, im feeling kinda warm...
>>205691555jimmy
DIRECTOR CAM YOU FUCKING NIGGGEERRRR
>>205691610>>205691570Do you retards forget Burt said in an ideal world he would rape children if there was no consequences?
>Payton just gave Burt her address
>>205691597I have this too. Female mugshots drive me crazy.
>>205690936boring
>anything sort of interesting about to happen>site starts lagging and going downevery time
>>205691657got this with sound?
>>205691685PrisonCatchEscapeNeed hole to escapeAlex is a manHe has a holeNeed to enter that hole to escape
>>205691598be born to more wealthy and/or generous father
so is burt schizophrenic or retarded or are the two interchangeable?
>>205691628can they just fuck already
>>205691644paypig
lol we need more burt + sam
>>205691711hes autistic and schizo
good lookin burgie
sharted underwear in b3
SHARTTANK??
Jobe living the dream of everyone in this thread. Kek
>>205690892it's just the amount of money they'll let you borrow. if you reach your limit you can't spend any more with that card. if you don't pay it off before your cycle ends then it'll accrue interest and you'll end up owing even more money than you spent. who let you get a credit card without explaining it to you anyways?
BURTICLE BAR
>>205691672Simbol
>>205691673it's not too surprising, aside from his adult swim show that doesn't exist anymore outside of youtube clips, marky is the only legacy he has
>BURT'S SHART UNDERWEARKEKTHATS WHY WHENEVER HE GOES IN PAYTON'S ROOM SHE ASKS WHO FARTED
these shill threads are fascinating. lol just call it a general huh. i mean these sam hyde ones are obvious 80 percent botted. i just don't get the appeal to say the same things over and over and over. reminds me of the braindead comments on YouTube where someone will re write the top comments differently but there are still like 4019 upvotes. i don't know what's more detrimental to your own mental well being, talking to bots constantly or being obsessed with something no one cares about and you actually watch it out right and convince yourself it's good. can't be good
Lmao I knew Jobe wanted some fries, he was staring them down. I've literally never seen Sam share his food, he must like Jobe.
>>205691597>and is this common?No different than women simping over serial killers.
>jobe shit his pants
>>205691723100% burt's
>burt>BURTical Bargot it
>>205691743Hello Burt
>>205691740How do we know it's Burt's?
damn this nigga jobe is hungry
GAY SCHIZO BLACKMAN JUMPSCARE
>>205691723POOPTANK BROS WE'RE SO BACK
>>205691698hnng
>>205691695He has such rizz that girls literally get mad at people bringing it up rather than at him for saying that.
THEY’RE HERE
>>205691743its just 4chan flavored twitch chat
>>205691762it was the tighty whiteys
Sam's making me hungry as fuck
>VERTICAL BAR
>>205691570All we know is he did something in 2011 he'd be cancelled for
>>205691766I turned it off because I got hungry too. Fuck you Sam.
>>205691569HE CAN'T KEEP SUCKING AWAY WITH IT
>>205691643>>205691646>>205691648Burt-ical Bar.
>>205691695It’s an acting role
This thread is slow
>>205691723burt was giving us poop content this whole time :o
>MHM
>>205691752true
>>205691781
>>205691778but why would they be in room 3?
>>205691626It's not an easy word to say with a face full of hot dogs. Believe me.
>I wanna boil him>what do you mean by that?>in an oil barrel
>>205691739Hmm..Interesting...
>>205691781and they say season 3 doesn't have neptunian shots
New freeloader is the G7 coach himself.
>>205691743SAY THAT TO MY FACE WILD RANDY
Jobe constantly taking a peek at sams food is really hilarious to me for some reason
>>205691782He used to be a math teacher.
>i do wann boil him... in an oil barrel
>>205691812That's where he spent his first week and a half, he may have hid them and forgot when he moved.
You guys ready for a morbidly obese man who can't breathe to spit and snot everywhere!? OH MY GOD HE"S FUNNY HOPE HE"S WILD RANDY HASSLE
>>205691821What did he mean by this?
>>205691743it is insane how they do the same bit over and over and "people" are shilling this shit again like its new.
>>205691779>>205691785Mmm slop piggies num num eat up
>>205691743you're on the menu, baby
>>205691709>Burt disappears >Everyone is looking for him>Sam and Jet pull down Alex's pants to see a gaping hole>Cut to Burt crawling through his intestines
this was Payton the day after the cell and when her new arc began
>Says he wants to boil simbal in an oil barrel>Refuses to elaborate>Dismisses JobeKek
>>205691743IP2 won, faggot.>>205691843IP2 won, faggot.
>director cam stays on a half visible sam eating a burgerneptunian
>>205691673They're jealous Sam touched a woman.
>>205691723will frank sniff these
Seriously about to order a burger and fries
>>205691644What is that? I don't know what that means
>>205691842he fucking hates simbal
>>205691774Holy shit! I love lolcows!
there are 2 schools of thought:>we are getting the "dark" bitchtank-tier ending where the indian, the worst and most awful person wins and production will drag him to the end>production hates him, sam wont give him $50k and especially after bossing production around, he's cookedwhich do you most believe?
I think Burt is closest he's ever been on the show to a psychotic break
>>205691743that's crazy man
WHAT THE FUCKhappened at the end of burt's confession? fucking director mode died just when something happened.
>>205691869What does it symbolize bros
>>205691885I believe in Payton :-)
>>205691885Sam is not giving a nonwhite 50k
>>205691774Mr based memory holed this
>>205691897nothing happened, he just said the freeloader's here
>>205691885he's not winninghe will be hassled out soon>>205691142
>>205691885I believe you underestimated Simbal. Lion has fang and now win the show. India number one!!
>>205691858she won 2000 endorsements from the webm alone.
>>205691885no way jeet's gonna win but they're going to drag him till almost the end
who broke this chair and when? jobe?
>>205691902mogged by zoomers and criedyou should be embarrassed tbqh
>>205691905he already did in season 1
>>205691905Josie?
sexo
>>205691905What how much did Josie get?
>>205691905Josie is white
>>205691903as much as I would love to suck paypays girl cock and see her win, she's out next.
>>205691555frank hassle!
>>205691866ip2. they agree with me if thats what you're saying. otherwise you clearly dont know what ip2 is faggot. if youre referring to mr based worldofshirst that's not what im talking about. i reffereing ot frank or all the other recycled bits.ur too low iq is the real problem.
kek that double take sam gave to the gurgling sink
>>205691905Josie status?
>>205691924>>205691925>>205691930Josie is whiteConfirmed by sam this afternoon
>Cleaning the house for the new freeloaderGee I wonder who it could be
>>205691931shes a mongol
>>205691905erm josie?
>>205691929I swear on every photo she looks like a different person
>>205691929gross old smelly spic
>>205691946It's gonna be some random they found online
>Burt couldn't remember which room the Cell took place innigga has PTSD
>>205691930$35k
>>205691939Frank is IP2
>>205691555The crackhead couple from Bitchtank.
>>205691929cum for binx
>>205691944Aryan princess
>>205691536he was pretty funny in confessional today.>i know alex doesn't like me that way but i was hoping after the show we could have a bromance love thing goinghe still wants to turn alex gay
>>205691869
>>205691945When?
>>205691952always happens with these weird cameras
>WHIRRRRRRRRR
>>205691924>>205691925>>205691930>>205691944>>205691950josie is germanic
>>205691952It's her hag glamour magic
>>205691961I hope not.
question: how did sam address him storming off and quitting last night when he showed up today?
Mizzy should be required to wear those pants all the time
>>205691555I have a weird feeling it won't just be him but multiple freeloaders.
burt is really trying to figure this one out
>Burt doesn’t know where the cell was Get him out of this house he’s losing his mind
why was binx yellow on day 1 nobody talks about this
>>205691952>And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.
>>205691039not a terrible Idea(they will fuck it up). That includes all of production as contestants. They are all just free contestants that can get kicked out for plot reasons.
>>205691962Burt probably doesn't remember what life was like before this show. He'll be wandering in schitty eating berries 6 months from now
NEW FREELOADER
Director cam was going everywhere but the confessional where Sam was, did Jobe discuss the luggage pissing at all?
I hope it's a freakin LOLCOW!
The vibe is shifting towards season 2
>>205691983she has pure black shark eyes, bitch ain't white at all
>>205691988>qrdno, watch the show
>>205692000she's always yellow, she just has yellowish skin
>>205692000he talked about it last night. she said she is yellow because she eats so much mango or some shit
Burt really think he's on a pedo sting show
enjoying some last minute goyslop
>>205691885My bet is it's going to be like a casting couch situation where at the end Simbal will win having totally humiliated himself and while he's sitting there covered in goo they'll be like "what you actually thought there was going to be money? did you not read the contract?"
Why wasn't Frank on Bloodgames?
new in a few>>205692018>>205692018>>205692018>>205692018>>205692018
>>205691965lol. so i was right you dont anything.
>>205692012>The vibe is shifting towards season 2It almost feels...satanic.
burt will at some point today scream like a girl
>>205692006get tayleigh OUT
>Burt thinks Sibal is illegal because of his accentKek what the fuck Burt
>>205691988He told them that he was pissed, but calmed down and that he's not gonna quit on themOnly alex really believed any of the bit anyways
>>205691402good one, lmao
>>205691905Sam isn't racist btw
>>205691983Yeah forgot that she's a tradcath Indo-Aryan Nordic raw milk drinking a10 eyes Germanic staring bvll from Thulean Arizona
>>205691929when i think of a female child molester this is what comes to my minddisgusting
>>205691555Some glass bones make-a-wish dude in a motorized wheelchair and wearing a cowboy hat. The wheelchair has a wild randy license plate.
are you guys ready for the milk-cigarette challenge?
>>205692026Because Bloodgames was wholesome kino
>>205692012please don't please god no oh god no
>>205692022>goyslop
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>205691936Bummer :-(
>>205690657LOL she's out
>Burt dropped a vertical bar, circumflex, jjj irl
>>205692015why are you half indian and half african american? jfc i cant watch 24/7 and piss in bottles like you do. i had to go to the store>>205692042thanks bruh
>>205691885They are actively trying to get him to quit lmao. They want him gone and dont want to have to pay him anything.
>Who would pay to just write nonsense sayings
>>205691988He just said he got mad but calmed down, said he was under pressure or something.
i really hope it's not frank. it's way too soon
>>205692000Carotenemia
>who would pay to send nonsensethere's the social commentary we've all been watching fishtank for
>>205691711idiot savant
Why did everyone stop calming Burt down when he spirals and are instead subtly egging him on now
>>205692089doesn't matter. part of the show's true intention is that you see what you see. i go to bed, wake up, and simply guess what happened overnight based on context clues
Why would you pay money just to send nonsense over the speakers?
>>205691990true
>>205691924Josie and Burt are the only white fish thus far
>>205691987would be better than frank or fatty
>>205692094Unfunny paypigs
why is that retard sweeping carpet
Greg on Alex Stein tonighthttps://x.com/Skitzy_Youtube/status/1856812802545258787
>>205692132they realized they can't stop him and it's funnier to just go along with it
>Everyone cleaning>Burt just schizomeltinglove this guy
Jobe is just stacking Ws.
>>205692152Not if Frank actually pretends to be wild randy. Watching alex bitch out big time would be awesome
>>205692134bully for you you are still at least 3% jeet. you probably dont even post images
>>205691885neither, production will lose control of the show and we will end up with tj, tayleigh, and shinji again instead of cole, jimmy, and summer
>>205691885The 50k has to be given out since you can't lie about that.He just tested them with the question since he want's it to be worthwhile and for them to succeed with it.I don't think he's convinced by anyone though.
>someone get tha wacuum
>>205692140Good question, burt
>>205692000Updated character sheet
>>205692154>there are people who don't know thismakes it easier for a vacuum to pick things like crumbs and hair up.
>>205690579If you somehow piss off cops/booking they’ll slap you with whatever minor things they can
new>>205692018>>205692018>>205692018>>205692018
>>205692132Because he's actually not an innocent wholesome big chungus so they're messing with him now.
>>205692256shutup jet your cousin is retarded cause it runs in your family
>>205692132Because either way has the exact same outcome so why bother
>>205692196what did he do?
>>205692205you are very wrong on everything you've accused me of so far, i see screencaps i've taken reposted all the time. last (you) you're getting from me btw
>>205692066Goy rights are human rights. You're on the wrong side of history. Israel deserved Octover 7.
>>205692219In season 1 and season 2 both winners didn't have good answers for what they would do with the prize money though, so that theory doesn't hold.
>>205690539He got that Arthur Morgan
>>205692327you need me in your life, you have no other social outlet and you will reply to me in the new thread when i bait you again
>>205692219>>205692375he didn't even ask payton what she would do with it
>>205690987Sam is a jew he has jewish connections
>>205690841sam has like a 50% miss rate with his takes. he oscillates between based and cringe every time i listen to him.
>>205690998the man who wrote that tablet was right. things have been terrible for 10k years
>>205691119this man is the best fish
>>205690841if I was Sam then fishtank would have been so much better!
