Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry Edition/ftl/ News• A pool has been added to the yard• Burt's team won $1000 each for the triathlon• MVP prizes went to Payton and Alex• Two new homeless freeloaders: Jean and Jeff• Binx died• Hotdog and milk challenge today• Burt is possibly going insane again>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Fishtank viewer now available as a websitehttps://fishtank-viewer.vercel.app/>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205709002
bucky
JOBE TOES
What are you purchasing from stickermule.com/fishtank?
>binx still hasn't left the ground
>>20571014010000 ted stickers
>>205710114MDE = Men Dating Everywhere
>>205710106they don't allow Jimmy's fans to sway polls anymore
>payton insults her own paytroons to defend the blue haired hag Lol maybe she's not that bad after all
marky marky marky marky marky markymarky marky markymarky marky markymarky marky markymarky marky markymarky marky markymarky marky marky
Heads up gamers: easiest way to bait people in these threads is payton posting. the seethe is real
Neptunian
This is the power of 160 iq?
>>205710143she's one of those chicks who loves being on the ground for some reason. she always does this
yeah
when is the "catbox" thing happening for mizzy?
I hate this beautiful lesbian
good bread!
>>205710155the only good thing Jet has done this season
OP here, sorry there was already a thread.>>205705209>>205705209>>205705209I'm a faggot!
>>205710163Yeah, because why bother putting in the effort to have a personality and actually make funny posts
>>205710167mizzy's ass is insane. i want to cover those cheeks with cum
watching burt for the last 2 hours has fried my brain. this nigga is schizoing out and he still has puke on his shirt
Someone ban the paytroon who's samefagging
so what do you think act 3 is?
>right wing white nationalist makes a reality show>most popular contestants each season was a Native American girl, a Japanese porn star, and a black gay porn starWhat did the universe mean by this?
IF BINX WERE A GAY MAN WOULD SHE BE A TOP OR BOTTOM?
>>205710171she smoked hella cigs so they let her off
I fuck with Jobe, Ian, and Payton heavyI guess I'm a "nontent" fan lol
RECYCLE>>205705209>>205705209>>205705209OP IS RETARTED
>if mizzy were a gay man, would she be a top or bottom?
jobe will win fuck all of you.
Chances of Mizzy getting Jizzy tonight?
>>205710171>for mizzy?Did you not see binx die and lose it for her team completely?>>205710184That shits been up for the last 3 threads
Time for bed but I will pray for Binx's swift recovery after her near death experience from attempting basic exercises on a vegan diet
>>205710163>not binx postingngmi
Did they ever find out who the underwear sharter was?
>>205710119Sam himself was a bigger threat to the fish in S2 than Frank was. Stop trying to act like S2 wasn’t as crazy as people say it was, it’s all on camera lol.
>i know shes a girl but i wonder if mizzy was a man would she be a top or a bottom
Do you have Payton Derangement Syndrome?
the hag mogger
Adding Gooners to the deathnote
Admit it, she's /ourgirl/.
>>205710171It would've went to Binx but she's currently dead.
>so like... do you guys like want to drag buckets of water around for hours at 11 at night?>what do you mean we just poisoned you with a cigs and vomit challenge and no one has any energy?JET IT UP
I miss the little boy wearing mismatched socks on purpose to be quirky
>>205710217More like The Hag Muncher
Look at this fucking slutLook at herShe's trying to use sexuality to compensate for a lack of performance and character
>>205710204yea binx was the weakest for sure, but mizzy still lost the poll.
>>205710184OP here, I will not be engaging with thread splitting attempts by transgender discord users. A new thread will be created at image limit.
yfw when B.U.R.T says you look really good in that towel
Payton is a pretendian. She hasn't done shit with a girl. Just watched a bunch of lesbian porn and tik tok and lives with her parents
>>205710211This might be true, but it was also really boring. I don't know if the concept of a pure Hellhouse sucks or it was just because the cast was shit.
>>205710211lol
>>205710203If Sam didn't leave the house tonight he would be in danger
>>205710238and it’s working. binx lost.
Mizzybros were always the chillest I just didn’t understand the girl but now I fully realize just how Mizzy life is and I’m joining the gang. Just remembered Ian was the first mizzfit damn.. should have known from the jump
>>205710214>>205710217>>205710218>>205710223calm down dude
>>205710228that bucket still has fishguts in it from cleaning up the celldoesn't matter tho they fixed the foset in the yard, the fish are just too retarded to fill the tub at the same time as taking showers
I think I'll get off these dreadful threads tonight and get my dick sucked
>>205710285dont respond to them
>>205710293what's his name?
>>205710253so she is sexually attracted to women, but that doesn't count for you?
ermmmm
>>205710253binx is so fucking gross goddamnstill would
>>205710217based. payton delivers the based mog content kino
>>205710238Mizzy is fun I don't even care that she's retarded and fat
>>205710293simpwar threads took a while to get to this level but I remember not missing it, shit sucks
>>205710306ben taylor
>>205710282fucking based. all it takes is a slight shift in mindset
she has passed.
I want more Binx humiliation rituals Please JET
>>205710253So you're a faggot because you haven't done it with a girl. anon ?
>>205710298is this a floorpig?
>>205710331S
Mizzy giving us cake goddamm.
>>205710238I can work with this
PAUSE THEY GAY WOMAN WAR. WE NEED INTEL ON THE NEW FREELOADERS NOW!
>>205710253stop saying weird shit like this you sound like a rapist
mfw binx comatose on the floor after crushing defeat
>>205710309YOOOOWE MUST SAVE HER!
>Alex barely checked on Binx tonightBros... is Alinx over?
>>205710246You're the one who split the threads, shitstain!
>>205710285ok calm down now
>>205710316the worst part is that it's one-sided, the binxfags aren't even trying to fight back so it's just ruthless avalanches of payton freaks
hot tub no waterbus
>>205710355Bobe is in style nowAlex is too self-centered
>>205710253If a dude watches gay porn and says he's attracted to dudes but hasn't done anything with a dude, he's still gay. The same goes for women.
>>205710331F>>205710334this and im a (slight) binxfag
>>205710350This is a really good screenshot can I save it
>Jeff the Janny
Yo give this Jeff guy a fucking fishbuck for cleaning the puke at the very least.
>>205710307everyone on this planet is attracted to women anon. its not a special identity. its the baseline of all living things.
based jannie
>>205710361I have made every thread tonight except the one you keep spamming. Good luck with your transition.
>>205710307lesbians at best are confused and at worst annoying. payton is a cool person, so it's just annoying to see a girl like her be gay.
>>205710384It's all yours, my friend :)
>>205710255> I don't know if the concept of a pure Hellhouse sucks or it was just because the cast was shit.It's both.So far the cast of S3 is carrying the fishtank parts hard, you can tell because they're using old challenges and bits that weren't as good with a different season's cast.
>>205710397fucking kek
>>205710253by this logic you're gay because you haven't done shit with a girl either
>>205710350>take a break after the competition>come back 2 hours later>binx is still face down on the floor but in a different room
>>205710331anemic vegan bitch needs red meat.
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SCREENSHOTOF ALEX HOLDING UP THE DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS?
>>205710397He does it for no fishbucks
kek, he's still tweaking.
>>205710316>>205710366I'm so fucking sick of simp wars it was unbearable the first Season between Josie and Lettyfags made it gay as fuck. Can't talk about anything in the house unless it revolves around the girls either people seething or simping for them.
>>205710355i hope so. dudes a fag and annoying. cant wait till he starts talking about how ugly he thinks connor is.
>>205710114>be nontent baby>roll aroundOMG PAYTON GO!
i burted to mizzy
>>205710397I think he's just being a gracious guest and cleaning the place up. So Jet should give him some fucking fishbucks at least.
WHOS A BOTTOM
>>205710397>He does it for free
>>205710436>be nontent baby>roll aroundbut enough about binx
>Smacked the shit out of Jobe>Won the cell and mogged Burt>beat Burt in arm wrestling>All the Woman and Sneed say he smells really good>Binx likes him>Everyone afraid to vote him off>Mizzy is being Tsundere to him>Has immunity>Mogs Ian>outlifts (You)>Sam's lifting buddyBig Sex Symbal baby!I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
UWU MY TUMMY HURTS SEND BINX CHAN MORE PLUSHIES
me playing with the last few strands of hair on my head every morning
where's the character arc in this joint?
>>205710397This all happened because of one off hand comment from Sam as he was leaving the house "Hey Jeff can you clean up the vomit" and then he left
Here's a QRD on what's happening right now>Binx and Mizzy completely choked in today's challenge>Paytonhaters suddenly realizing she isn't going to quit and has a good chance of winning s3>mass panic in trooncords right now>spamming paytonhate in hopes everyone else follows their lead
>>205710419>>205710339I plap fat chicks like alex does for the same reasons he does
>>205710428he doesnt ask questions, having a roof beats being on the streets
>>205710316its just payton simps
>>205710441you deplorable fuck. at least you can find calmness in this shitstorm
this is a man
>>205710441We all make mistakes anon, I too burted
How degenerate of a woman do you have to be to date Cameron?
>>205710427
Binx-chan isn't being very skibidi right now...
its over
Qrd for what happened after the triathalon?
Are freeloaders usually expected to clean the house for the fish?
QRD for today?no hassle at all?who's the old guy freeloader
>>205710457kek it really do be like that
>>205710397>>205710460JANNY JEFF DOES IT FOR FREE
>>205710457>simp seethepost
>>205710449Fuck you paypal faggot. I could kill twenty of you. Fuck you
>be hot if its bottom, cuz im gay... just curious>points at paper furiously
>>205710436Payton is pure content. Cute smile and kino arc, she's the whole package. She will give birth to Aryan Chad sons
>>205710454Jeff is entering his janny arc
>>205710485Jeff, some homeless guy
>>205710475>>205710473old grandma hag couldn't do a single fucking burpee, stupid vegan skibidi bitch
Freeloaders should get more ways to earn money
>>205710460He better be fucking paid well man
>>205710467Abi but probably worse, her ogre bf was probably at least a nice dude until he rage smashed her shit.
>>205710477they said he just started cleaning. he has janny instincts.
>>205710467just look at what shes wearing
>>205710470who tf
>>205710397Walking in and cleaning vomit up within the next hour is wild. Janny Jeff is a legend.
>>205710485The fish did a 20 minute icky puker challenge and they dropped two old people into the tank. Nothing has happened in hours or for the rest of the night, Frank nowhere to be found.
>>205710475i had the best sleep of my life the first (and only) time i consumed nicotine. she'll be fine.
>>205710292>that bucket still has fishguts in it from cleaning up the cellA fish offal hot tub?True goranian chemo lmao
>>205710434And if you say literally anything about one of the girls, the simps from the other side obsessively attacks you or just disregards you for being a simp. the faggots can't imagine not being coombrained
Whisper tax this dyke
hiring a janitor is a good bit
>>205710238Mizzy is annoying but makes me diamonds
Dear DiaryI have fans nowPeriod PeriodSLAYYYY~~~
>>205710497trooncords do be seethin doe and trad paypay is gonna win it all. kino as fuck
janny jeff does it for free
>>205710195people are just like thatthe anti-racists are racist, the incels idealize women the most, the white nationalists all have foreign wives, etc.
>>205710467He's tall and white, that's all that matters.
>>205710531i hope you're right bro
>>205710540Sam had to walk out of that confessional when she said he had nice eyes he was BRICKED UP my NIGGA
The Binx humiliation is going to be so cathartic. You just know theres going to be a moment where it all dawns on her that she is the joke. I might even check her discord to see the meltdown
Special surprise at midnight
this simp war bullshit almost makes me want an all guy season
>>205710428tai voice: wow he do it for no fishbuck
>>205710468>>205710470THANK YOU
>>205710545kino tradbasedpill payton arc the true hero ofc on god
>Jeff is going be the janitor>They are going to do the currency scam thing again with chris points and jeff bucks
>>205710457WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE GIRLS. ITS A GAY MALE DATING SHOW
>>205710561Show cock as proof
>>205710477No, literally the opposite lolHe probably is trying his best to be useful to the crew or somethingI hope they give him a nice bonus cause janny jeff is a pretty decent addition to the tankMaybe after a few days they can tell him "good job cleaning up man, but now we need to you to undo all that and turn this place into a pigsty"
mizzy only looks good in sexy clothes and makeup.otherwise, she's a fat, ugly pig
>>205710561Love you ben
>>205710468>>205710470WHO DO THEY BELONG TO?
>>205710560I look and sound like this. This will give me a better release than when Tayleigh got crickets and milk thrown on her in the dog house and had a mental breakdown.
>>205710561big if true (its not true)
>>205710561fill the tub
>>205710499I’d leave you on the floor like that grandma
>>205710575Pig clan WOO!
>>205710560All the fish are the joke thoughbeit
>>205710519So if they don't come up and give him a fishbuck that's fucked up. That's pretty nice of him to clean the place up, shows he's at least gracious to have a roof over his head, and he cleaned up fucking puke.
>>205710522wearing a white dress in a swamp while frank is dressed like a big rig trucker
>>205710238wow this is so.... disgusting... and wrong how dare she?
Anyone else think Jeff's character arc has been fucking kino so far? Dude showed up knowing nothing about the show and he fully embraced the chaos and understands the show completely now. He's even cleaning up after everyone. And he's not too bad looking either if you get what I'm saying.
>>205710562>all guy season
>>205710561Ben you are so hot
binx can't really still be feeling bad can she? she barely did anything
>>205710571>burt thinks his name is sibalkek
>>205710533
did they get burt to marky post when they were sending codes earlier or no?
>>205710464that's a Germanic female texan athelete. She will be doe broken in time. For now let her cook.
does anyone remember the mailbox?
>>205710602i only like him because he cleaned and didn't complain about it
>>205710568if it's anything like chris points I will literally kill myself. that was even worse than the production bar party
>>205710340Slavic appropriation
>>205710594>sam is going to plap this
>>205710585They said it was Simbal's
Mizzy > PaytonIf you disagree you're brown.
>>205710602they should tell him he needs to fill the hot tub with the spray bottle
>director switches to burt in confessional>top or bottom do you guys think connor is top or bottomdoes this nigga ever not think about gay shit
>>205710560This
Get a new fucking gimmick Burt
>>205710610he was spammed with so many numbers, one got through but i don't think he even wrote it down
>>205710606i think shes exaggerating but shes also a 90lb vegan that never eats, has yellow skin and smoked like 10 cigs so who knows.
I feel like Burt is acting now, he seems different from when he was first going schizo
>>205710597totally. he's doing more for the household than most of the fish have.
>>205710340One of them
>>205710627I goon to Mizzy and root for Payton. Got a problem with that, queer?
>>205710606they're all just hanging out and laying around
>burt on screen>immediately change cameracan't stand his boring retardation
do paytons feet hurt?cause shes an angel who fell from heaven
>>205710615Ear? Out?
okay now this is kino
Get in on $JEFF on the ground floor NOW, this freeloader janitor gimmick has potential to be an all timer
>>205710610no he was being bombarded so I think he dismissed it as random numbers
Burt is such a sex brained degenerate that it's fucking disgusting. All faggots are like this. They're subhuman freaks.
>>205710602Yeah I like this guy already I want to see him drunk he'll probably be funny.
>when I jerk off, or "burt off," I think of alex a lot
>>205710615I liked how the envelopes were translucent
>>205710643i got the same feeling he seems more controlled
>>205710561BEN, ARE YOU AN TOP OR BOTTOM?
>>205710525
Burtclanhere.
>>205710560
>I jerk off or "burt off" to Alex every day
I love how Burt is trying to cover up his code talk but is sounding even more deranged to the other fish, obsessing over tops and bottoms
>>205710606anemia is a bitch. She lacks the hemoglobin to carry oxygen to her cells.
>>205710630It's literally (I mean literally) his autistic fixation. Like how some autists are really into trains.
>>205710602BUY $JEFF WHILE ITS CHEAP
>They actually believe Sam personally knows Jeanthis cast is so fucking cooked man
>>205710649I'd massage her feet for her and then make out with her and stick my tongue down her beautiful throat
>>205710606have you ever had too much nicotine as someone who never literally never smokes?
>>205710594mizzy is way more sexy and attractive than haley
>>205710585
>>205710655True, but burt is worse than the average faggot because his autism intensifies his homoness
>>205710562bro just go to the penthouse camera and watch Burt if you don't want to look at womenfishtank runs on waifus
Jeff's trad arc has been fucking crazy. Normie thrown in the tank with absolutely no knowledge of what's going on and now he totally gets it. I think he's gonna win it all
>>205710655>he says this in the /ftl/ general
>>205710652>>205710655he knows everyone thinks he's obsessed with gay sex, but he's using it as code to root out his hidden enemies
>>205710630he is an autistic man whose hyperfixation is gay sex. whatever you're autistic about (this is 4chan dont kid yourself), just imagine yourself but instead of magic the gathering or what have you its gay sex
>>205710114the Patriots play on Sunday in Foxborough
>>205710603>Its a gay show
I'm unironically starting to believe Burt is and has been playing a character this entire time. Every single bit is him acting.Am I the schizo?
>>205710615yeah
>>205710643Did you miss the confessional he did where he completely dropped the act? He’s definitely acting.
>>205710655you are watching the vouyerism pee pee poo poo torture rape show
>>205710653I think $JEFF is a safe bet.
>>205710679jean said they hooked upsam's tastes have matured considerably
>>205710594guys, I'm thinking i have finally seen that Mizzy is fucking hot. Not sure how I feel about this man...
>>205710646Yeah, Mizzy deserves the win, I'd have all her new shit on spotify ON REPEAT
>>205710685plus TRT and Tren
>>205710560this but simbal. watching indian encounter sfx follow him and then jobe buckbreak him made the last 2 days for me.
>dear god, burt clan here
>>205710687Love this little nigga. Just cleaning away. I half expect him to fill the hot tub too.
where's the alcohol
>>205710692no his hyperfixation is acting as a rapist murderer fucked up psychopathhe's said those exact lines so many times this season
>>205710655
>>205710686>3 floorpigs in one spotFloorpig hunters are eating good tonight
>>205710698I think how close he was to breaking in the cell before Sam calmed him down was genuine. Nobody is that good of an actor.
I hate burt
>>205710669KEK
i miss her guys
>back to the gay show theoryInsanity is repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
bros... what's that on burts shirt?
>>205710723dont talk to me if you're going to be this retarded
this is fine
Burt's schtick is so old >what's going on here >is this person gay Rinse and repeat.
Binx and Mizzy still would have come if they knew about hellhouse. Simbal says maybe, Alex no.
/ftl/ gives off queer vibes
>>205710739puke
>>205710736that's not claire, trish, kalei or ella
>>205710739vomit from earlier
>>205710739milk
>>205710736she doesnt even know you exist
>>205710739he's still wearing his puke shirt from yucky pukers earlier
>>205710739it's paint on the canvas of an artist guy
sexo con payto
>>205710739milk or vomit from earlier i assume
>>205710715God this season has been so good, I'm ready for the incoming kinography. I haven't had a better watch in years. I've been glued to this shit.
>>205710655it's not even his schizo behavior that's making him act like this, this is just how gay dudes are
>>205710649you retard, that's not how that line goes. Do your feet hurt? cuz you've been runnin through my mind all day.
>>205710749Yeah, getting a bit tired of him. It may unironically be over.
>>205710738>Insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting different resultsno thats a far cry 3 quote
>>205710467Degenerate enough to transition into being a woman.>>205710652He's trying to use the gay sex topic as a code to communicate strategy with TTS but then keeps getting distracted actually thinking about gay sex.
>'any of the men here could be queer.... except i don't get a queer vibe from Jobe....'
Simbal is gay in burtland now
>sibal is totallt straight>although i think he is attracted to me and is giving me queer vibesCan someone ask burt what a straight guy even looks like?
>>205710682i worked at a vape shop lab mixing their flavors and i got concentrated nicotine on my skin unknowingly. the sickness lasted about 30 minutes and i was fine after that
>>205710562ftl threads would still simp for girls from previous season and yell at josie simps to go to bant
>ya'll are frat boy menno we're weirdo internet losers
>>205710643>>205710698In fairness to BURT. 1. He is literally acting right now. Hes "acting" because hes asking these questions verbally but he actually means what hes written down 2. It would be extremely difficult to keep up for this long though ultimately i agree
>>205710376absolutely not. Everyone likes watching cute women do cute things. only faggots like watching men do poop dick
Burt needs to put lotion on places other than his dick, nigga is ashy as hell
Faggots need the rope
>>205710757Who? This is a Fishtank Season 3 thread, buddy
burt sucks and was never good.
>>205710561Ben, do you think Payton would be hotter with a cute girldick or not
>IT'S KINO BINX>IT'S KINO HAHA>1488 TAYLEIGH!>WAS IT REALLY THAT FUNNY? 1488!Like poetry, it rhymes.
>>205710749i still like it in small doses. some other anon said it perfectly. he's your pet hamster that you check in on a couple times a day just to see what he's doing.
>>205710787A straight guy is whoever Burt doesn't want to have sex with.
>>205710787He initially thought Luke was straight, not sure if he changed his mind
>I don't know why the chicks are even hereBurt W
>>205710715luv me some 'obe
>>205710749It is funny when he finally connects a new aspect of the show back to gay sex but if they arent injecting the show with new stuff daily he is boring
>>205710736Everybody that matters is saying this.
BURT. WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR A MAN TO NOT GIVE YOU A QUEER VIBE? IS IT POSSIBLE NIGGER
>>205710749same, I have burt fatigue. polls asked if people were tired of him I think he's gonna be one of the next people gone along with wifi
>>205710809burt sucks but he's content. get it right, dumb faggot
>>205710749burt is literally cumtown
Things Alex is definitely NOT:>lair>scroller>feeder
>>205710739Burt juice.
>>205710812based sam
>>205710562>and the chicks, i dont even know why theyre here
fat fuck
>come on grandma lets get you into bed
lol burt doesn't understand mizzy's attraction to sam. he's like the ONE guy he doesn't want to fuck
>>205710844KEK
>>205710842Why hasnt this guy showered hes still covered in vomit
>>205710844HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Weren't they supposed to make binx sleep in a litterbox and take away her makeup or somethibg
>>205710602Yeah, but is he top or bottom?
queer boy male gay arc
>burt is jealous of sam because mizzy likes him
>>205710844he moved one bucket then gave up
>>205710844So fucking dumb lmfao
>>205710846Jobe should win citizen of the year award for this, as well as key to the city
Burt keeps forgetting Vance's name?
>>205710739Pilk
>>205710844holy fuck hahahahaha
>>205710844bulkan engineering
>>205710833disagree. i think burt is boring. never found him funny. If you think he's funny, you're probably a fag in denial.
>>205710426It's nicotine poisoning on a non smokerThis is what used to happen when parents made their kids smoke a whole pack as a punishment if they caught them smoking.
Anyone have the clip of Jobe during the cell cutting off Burt and telling him >we get it, you're gay, we get it
>the hot bald guyVance wept.
>The cameraman are actually very sexyVance is going to get Burted
>>205710844Goranian
>>205710736>she writes mediocre shitty poetry and shares it online unironicallyI love her so much
>>205710844how does he go from thin to thick so fast lol
we have a plan
>Burt getting turned on at the very thought of Vance
Payton's Pristine Poophole Puckering & Preparing for Penetration from a Pulsating Penis
>>205710844
>>205710844Jet it up!
>>205710844there is no way thats not a bit
>Sam is the only man on the entire show that Burt doesn't want to fuck
>if payton was a man she would be a topBased burt
anyone have a clip of sam going IT'S KINO BINX
>>205710787>Man fuck Burt. I don't even care about Burt anymoreyeah he really wants to fuck Burt
>>205710873So nice seeing this arrogant little guy get constantly humbled.
>>205710812Tayleigh is 10x worse than binx. Whatever happens on the show is going to roll right off her back, she's a strong Cuban woman.
>>205710844Jet should be a freeloader so we can torture him with TTS.
>>205710886nevermind
>>205710846jobe is a good boy
>>205710844good lord is that neck edited
>>205710868agreed
>>205710886great work, tub is full now
jet's balkan engineering is the biggest laugh i've gotten all night
Are we really fratbros?
>>205710887>that HOT bald guy....wtf is his name?fucking kek
>>205710194Peepee poopoo
>>205710905You're right but this isn't the time to say that
>>205710873imagine being this retarded. buy a fucking hose dipshit
>>205710855hes busy code breaking
>>205710898hahahaha it's only him and jobe
WHAT IS THIS NIGGER DOIN THO
Jet has to be shitposting
>the fans make up the challenges obviouslyWiggers, he is calling your challenges shit
YARD PTZ STAY ON JET THIS IS GOLD.
Idea for the wiggers: Stop leaving director cam on burt for 80% of the day. People are cooling off big time
i love this shotS3 is so fucking good
like a dead body
jet neptune dies today.
>>205710893>>205710909why would he believe that this would work.
Can we agree that this is the funniest and best season by far and it's not even close?
>>205710886>this show has investors
>>205710844This is the guy calling Mizzy fat, Jet look at the state of you and stop with the fast food and energy drinks.
tf is this nigga jet doin?!
>>205710844How does he expect to move the hot tub after when it weighs 600lbs?
I wish Burt stuck to the undercover cop show thing longer. Jean showing up and also being a cop after all that was hilarious
>>205710954uhhhhhhh slope
>>205710930budget cuts following the $600 carpet incident
Burt's schizo and insane, but he is one of the more eloquent black people i've encountered.
>Burt thought they were trying to jailbait him with Payton so they could send him to prison
>>205710874if you haven't found his over-the-top reactions to almost everything at least slightly funny, you're a no-humor fag.
Burt's fucking terminal man.He cannot think about anything except gay sex.Everything will always be connected to gay sex.
waterboy ass ahhhhhhh
>>205710955Easily.
>>205710951good boy jet fill the pool good boy
>>205710955you're right but you're sharing a thread with freaks that unironically loved season 2
>>205710954it would but then it's stuck there with 200 gallons of water in it
>>205710560I'll never understand this mentalityWhat specifically about her, and not anyone else presumably, makes you want this? Is it just because its a woman? I'd think someone like Alex would be the more likely option for how arrogant he can be. Same with Simbal or Mizzy
>>205710944100% agree. i can't stand burt. especially alone. so fucking boring.
Burt injects gay shit into everything for no reason, but he's 100% correct about the show being kinda gay
>>205710934Slugtrail of shame
THE NIGGER IS LOOPING
>>205710972https://youtu.be/rp8hvyjZWHs
>>205710969He's truly locked into the "any hole is a goal" mindset
Wiggertank is my favorite. Love seeing the boys try to figure out common household tasks
>>205710978just fill it with balls
its weird that i havent seen people spam burts porn videos in these threads since day 1
>>205710955yeah there have been a lot of moments that felt like the whole thing is finally clicking together
>>205710976He probably hasn't gone 17 days without some ass in years. He's feenin'
>>205710844> 60 days 6 weeks> 10 11 12. back to one.>7 guys 5 males
>>205710561well?
>>205710969Yeah what the fuck was up with that. This nigger is hiding something.
>burt the only one who figured out the contests are riggedLol
/tv/ is a gay male board for queer gay male boys, there are too many queer vibes for it to be a coincidence
>>205710995Nick Mullen's ears perk up
Burt's gonna get out and look at the trailer and hear "YOU control the action" and he's gonna ascend to the 9th dimension
>computer: do you sit on where you eat?>*Payton rubs her ass back and forth on the counter*
>>205710995He knows all the wiggers get fucked by sam
>>205710934Doing everything but attaching a hose.
>>205710972>>205710978Soooo, why doesn't he just get a hose?
did burt just shit himself?
mizzy fingers wandering down to her celibate pussy
>>205710973for real, burt is amazing>12 midnight thursday october 14, 2024
>160 IQ only hindered by delusions of gayness
>>205710969Did he really say that lol I've been watching B3. This nigger.
please God put perfect pretty payton in a sexy 2-piece for the hot tub that clearly shows she does not have a penis
>>205710561>its another nontent homeless personsorry for ruining the surprise
>>205710973dude have you not ever met a black person? they all over react to shit in the most performative way. burt is just being the gay black man that he is
>>205711020burt is a character created by nick mullen
kek the yard ptz
imagine the pit smell hnggggggggggggg
Mizzy whoring it up like crazy right to the camera
>>205710955It is but i'm feeling more gassed on it than usual by this time. I can't believe there are three weeks left.
FEED MIZZY
If Burt touches Payton I will drive to Massachusetts
damnnnn mizzy
The hot tub has had such a fucking kino redemption arc. He's completely adapted to this crazy fishtank environment and I bet he's gonna come out on top
>>205711010the picture of a guy face deep in burts ass was hilarious
>>205711031thinking of sam
>>205710978How hard is it to fill a pool, Jet
>>205710893Its not like they have a jacuzzi or anything in the house.
This is fishtank.
>>205711020People were saying it a lot, but he literally is the epitome of a dumb Nick Mullen character. "gay black autistic guy whose hyper-fixation is gay sex"
>mizzy
>>205711031she wants to goon to sam so bad
>>205711030dat boy just shiddid
Jet is so retarded it's cuteImagine how good fishtank would be if it was run by competent sociopaths instead of incompetent sociopathsI've got my own ideas for a spiritual successor to the IP for when it inevitably goes defunct, but I'm not gonna say them because you're going to steal them
BURT POOPED HIS PANTS?
>>205710467That's either a man or a fat chick that started taking ozempic
>>205711057Fuck off simp the hot tub is completely nontent with a forced arc
>>205711041burt is unlike any nigger i've ever seen, but i also don't live in an area where i see one every week, unlike you.
I just heard burt fucking diahreah holy fuck that was nasty
>>205711066pic themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
>>205711055He won't. He hasn't touched anyone nonconsenually so far and she's at the bottom of his list anyway
>>205711030yes
>>205711066need a zoom in on the payton mound STAT
>none of the fish care about the hot tub so Jet is forced to fill itKek
ENTER
so jeff and jean are just homeless ppl they found?
>>205711087kino payton mound arc ngl
>>205711049Life is Mizzy
>>205711066>*locks door*THE CELL
>>205710905>whatever happens on the show is going to run off her back.One (1) mean TTS
>>205710993Binx is an annoying egirl and is blatantly using this show as a way to promote her discord and 10 viewer stream. Production has caught on to this as well, hence Sam's obvious disdain for her.>b-but mizzyIf you can't see the difference in how Sam treats Mizzy and Binx, you're autistic
>>205711094The water is gonna be cold anyways lol
>>205710561was burt shitting himself the special surprise?
>>205711097and jet
>>205711095AstroturfedProductionMeme
>>205711106>can literally see her ribscan we put the fat allegations to rest?
did burt really shit himself
>>205711097yes. and their names dont actually start with J its just part of some gay bit Jet is trying to do to give burt a schizo meaning to the JJJJ spam
>>205711097Jeff responded to an ad and Jean worked with Sam before. (Most likely as an extra for World Peace)
>>205711097YesIt doesn't suprise me that Rhode Island has an excess of street people that will do literally anything for 20$ cash
>>205711118good morning saaar
>>205711120all her fat is in her big ass arms and legs
>Binx still walking around like a grannykek
This fucking hag. Payton stole all her energy and the rest of her youthfulness
burt really did shit himself lol
finna coom
>>205711120she's technically cosidered obese for her height since her thighs are as big as two volkswagen beetles
New freeloaders are calling Sam by name
I'm gonna watch animeGive me a preemptive QRD on whats gonna happen the next couple of hours, bros
thank goodness burt shit himself so we don't have to watch him talk about repetitive faggotry for another hour
>>205711144get this hag a fucking walker already
>>205711144>>205711141lmao beat hag>>205711146pristine slampiggy
>>205711030taking G's advice a bit too seriously
>>205711052They brought on hellhouse earlier than everyone wanted and have been hitting it hard with all of the 'iconic' usual fishtank challenges. I wonder what act 3 is going to be, although I know the wiggers following through on plans is never a safe bet.
>>205711097the cell/ bitch tank had a lot of homeless that sam met from wp2 or was a mutual
she's wasting away guys can we get a burger delivery
>>205711113>using this show as a way to promote her discord and 10 viewer stream.Alex and Mizzy have done exactly this though. They're on here promoting themselves, and plugging their social medias and shit. which is why I don't understand what the deal with her specifically is
>>205710844What a loser Jesus jet get it together man
JEAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHOT
>>205711144Except she actually looks beautiful in your image.
>>205711146Showing tummy trying to trigger Simbal's rape instincts so he gets kicked out
>>205711155If they put her in that wheelchair from the basement i would lose my shit but they aren't being that mean yet
>>205711036>no penisDisgusting
we control the action my ass
>>205711146i would cummy on that tummy
>>205711151>nothing
>>205711146>>205711066its a good cast
>>205711146>relatively normal upperbody>slampig legs and assHow does this happen?
TTS PAYTON TO MOVE CLOSER TO THE BED SO WE CAN SEE HER ASS IN THE MIRROR
>>205710114I'm about half way through the replay of this recent challenge. Why did everyone let Alex down? Dude's just eating and puking on repeat while the rest of this team sits there yelling. Did I miss something, or is dude a solider and totally let down by Mizzy and Payton and hell, even Burt just kind of did nothing while Alex caried the show.
>>205711167diabetic comatose
Were the skidmark briefs in B3 also Burt's?
>>205711144
mizzy...
>>205711158>>205711164Fuh real?
>>205711151some more homeless people show up and do nothing then everyone goes to bed
>>205711168they literally thought it was "famous house" lol they thought it was a way to promote themselves
BINX IS EATING AN ENTIRE CAN OF BLACK BEANSBRAPBROS WE WINNIN
>>205711151Mizzy will eat while everyone else chills and chops it up before bed. Burt will repeat his 5 NPC phrases to TTS.
im sleepy
>stupid hag eating more vegetables instead of protein
>>2057111872 am eating sessions
wait, did Burt really use his ult and shit himself?who clipped it?
>>205711170>ben frantically runs up the stairs and through the dining room>JEAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID WE SAY? THERE'S A SHOT WITH YOU AND ONE WITHOUT YOU. GO HANG OUT IN THE LOUNGE FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEN COME BACK TO THE DEN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. JESUS CHRIST.
>>205710873I refuse to believe there's no garden hose in one of the garages what the fuck man
Burt has:>Smoked a bunch of cigarettes>vomited multiple times including on himself>literally shat himselfand he STILL has not showered
>>205711198>mizzy...GOONING
>>205711207
burt is putting it together
>gave up trying to fill the tub after one bucket
Did this nigga not wash his fucking hands after shitting himself?
>>205711187lipedema
>>205711179i really hope she has one, would go from a 9 to an 11
>>205711209they're beans retard those have protein
>>205711215kek
>>205711216EAROUT
>>205711172>n-nuh uh! she's beat because..... because she just is OKAY?!
>Shits himself>Straight back to schizo ranting
Burt is so dedicated to solving gay mysteries that he keeps shitting himself.
>burt counts all the people who left>forgets iandas crazy man.....
>>205711209>black beans are vegetablesameribros...
Did no one cap the alex falling on his face on island cam when they announced the hot tub?It was fucking hilarious
>>205711165it really has been back to back constant "iconic" fishtank challenges, cell, drunk pos, imitation and triathlon
Whole lotta floorpigs in b3 rn
>>205711217he also did a bunch of exercise
umm excuse me... i'm confused. what is going on here?
>>205711234I'm sure her diet is great she's really proved herself tonight, she totally doesn't need a walker
>>205711243I actually forgot about him myself
russian roulette, ha-ha HAAAAAAAAAAA
I really do applaud Sam and Jett. Only these motherfuckers could convince some terminally online incel to pay $300 to give a $25 walmart plushie to an egirl that will never acknowledge them IRL
Irritable bowel syndrome is a side effect of autism
I wanna lay on the floor and talk shit with my fishtank bros
>>205711203exactly my point. Hating specifically Binx for promoting herself sometimes is retarded, but nearly everyone else has done that before too. but then again, I'm trying to make sense out of /ftl/ posters, so I guess I'm really the retard in the end
>>205711225>he will surely get it this timeAnon says for 15th day in a row
The Midwest
>binx taking down an entire can of beansmaximum overbrap engaged
nigga look like he work at Hayden Site & Utility
>>205711258it's a gay male queer boy show for queer male gay boys
>>205711241lactose intolerant
i checked the chat on the main site before the triathlon challenge and checked it again just now and there's people in there still seethposting about some of the contestants
>>205711259nahh she's still probably horribly unhealthy, just saying that she is in fact eating protein lol
>>205711262Twitch streamers do that all the time
>the lightswitch in bedroom 2 honks the hornwigger engineering is amazing
>>205711282>its a tough job, but somebodys gotta do it
>>205711268Burt is lactose intolerant and doesn't know.He doesn't wipe either so that explains why he scratches his ass all the time.
>>205711234>>205711245yes they are vegetables. vegatables are LACKING in some protein amino acids present in meat. meat gives you a far fuller amino acid profile
>>205711279claire peaks
>>205711282nigga looks like he needs a better belt
>>205711262All of the biggest twitch streamers get way more money than that in exchange for nothing. They just get donations.
Binx is suddenly alive. What's the real reason she tapped out mentally?
Burt's shorts are stained, no joke. Look towards the bottom of his butt, the bottom of the seam is dark..
>>205711277you jest but burt is getting closer to heeming a member of production
this homeless guy is kind of funny
>>205711272yeah true. Sam just hates her because she's an e-girl, simple as. it has nothing to do with wanting to promote herself, or else the conceit of "famous house" wouldn't make any real sense
>>205711187because god is real and loves me.
>>205711289give me an example where a twitch streamer offers something at 1200% markup
>>205711282he looks like dellor
she's perfect
>jifsi now get the hate
This group of fish hang out in the bedroom way more often than the other seasons. I think the other rooms are too big and open. Season 2 house there was lots of activity in BR3 because of the couch, but the living room/bar area was cozy enough to keep people centered there.
>>205711306farming attention (it worked)
>>205711306She was nicotine high for the first time in her life (according to her)
Burt's shorts took a trip to browntown
>>205711297>Payton wonders why her room smells every time burt hangs out in there
Where the fuck did Jean go lmao
GORAN IT UP
>>205711315whats her deal?
>>205711320>>205711320>>205711320>>205711320novi
THEY BOUGHT A HOSE
>>205711306baiting for plushies
Should I have gay sex tonight?
>>205711311oh sorry, I'm more meaning the people here hating her. Sam possibly hating her is just Sam being Sam. I never take him seriously, especially when he'll inevitably cry when Binx gets eliminated
>>205711317personally, i miss the fish hanging out at the bar before sequestering themselves in their bedrooms
>>205711332>they had one the whole time
>>205711313Literally any IRL streamer.
>>205711168Theres a very big difference between the reason Alex and Mizzy are plugging their socials, compared to Binx.
>>205711341no
kek why did they buy such a long hose
>>205711216he read your post and found a house in the garage
>>205711281Someone's gotta provide us with brappie patties in the morning
>>205711306she was just sick from nicotine, takes a while to get over especially if you're a beat old hag
>>205711317GoodAtleast the bedrooms have good anglesBesides the ptz cams, the rest of the house sucks
>>205711363*hose, excuse me
>>205711311Sam being a dick is part of the Goldstriker character and you guys sound like giddy little girls spending all day analyzing who he likes the most. Also everyone in the tank right now has shown fortitude and gets a little respect from me.
>>205711343They're definitely related though. She was already starting to get hate before, sure. But as soon as Sam started outwardly showing his disdain for her, the hate EXPLODED. The initial reason people turned on her is just because she started being slightly annoying after the reveal. That's it. It's gotten worse for sure, but initially that really was the only thing people were bitching about
I thought the sneakers were an edit. What the fuck Jet, man, get it together
>>205711410Except simbal
>>205711431If he doesn't have the clown shoes he'll tip overHe's not learned how to balance himself yet, still in the retarded baby phase
>>205711272Binx decidedly did not think it was "famous house", its obvious she knows what the show is, everyone else literally had to take the day off to process the reveal while she switched tracks without a hitch and started talking about 4chan of all places.
>>205711410>Also everyone in the tank right now has shown fortitude and gets a little respect from me.Based, I like everyone.But for the other point, Sam is still obviously hating on her the most outwardly and it's because he doesn't like that type of person. I'm not trying to analyze or theorize, I just know how he is and it's separate from the character
>>205711341yeah sure why not. nothing matters and anything else is cope.
>>205711410they're doing so much better than every previous cast in nearly every way its insane
>>205711453nope him too, he has massive character flaws but still has taken the heat
>>205711458I agree, but she also was like the one person whose personality would've been able to go along with it anyway. I still think there's reasonable doubt that she knew any more than what somebody might know from googling the show - which she obviously did. I certainly don't think she's some MDE mega fan, or researched the show like some retards seem to think
>>205711311He also hates her because its extremely obvious that she's metagaming.
Yes Burt, gays are the enemy.
>>205711410He really does hate e girls tho. Unless they're on his show getting retards to buy fish tokens then it's okay I guess.
I'm eating a big bowl of uncooked canned spinach
>>205711537maybe a little, but she'd be gone like Ted if she actually had some knowledge that wasn't a cursory google search.
>binx...she is 32...like you guys are saying....and has no man.....kek, burt knows whats up
>>205711537"metagaming" doesn't even mean anything in this context. what would metagaming get you on fishtank? knowing the show means dick-all
I'll be binx's man
>>205711600>maybe a little, but she'd be gone like Ted if she actually had some knowledge that wasn't a cursory google search.She hasn't gone because she's simp bait. One of the site messages was something to the effect of "she knows"
>>205711656>Knowing the audience, and how the game is played does not net you any benefit compared to not knowing anythingI... I... sigh.
>>205711575Yeah I mean... whatever. She's kind of a prostitute but she can hang.
>>205710736What a fucking loser
lmao mizzy talking about pewdiepie reaction video of her ambear heard parody
>>205711720she's quickly becoming public enemy number 1 and probably won't win now so there ya go
Everything Mizzy says ends up being how amazing she is, unique, successful, everything she does is the best, she is the best person, she's special, etc. How does she not realize she is just a fat dime a dozen whore, she is near literally a copy paste of tens of thousands of other bland bitches with absolutely nothing going for her other than tripping and falling into the public eye via fishtank. I just don't understand how she ended up so far up her own asshole, it's obnoxious.
>>205710767truuuuuuuuu
>>205711938Cry moreLife is Mizzy
>>205710155if that's the goal, make it so if you can chat you can vote no cost. The poll's having cost was clearly another token sink
