Reggie edition previous >>205857130
>>205911478The Wishmaster really fucked Reggie up.
Good evening.
>when you see an unbitten necc
Tonight I will watch Pontypool and MadS
>>205911478For me, it's the double double barrel shotgun.
>i want to be a part of it>new york, new york
>>205911257>>205911278More pictures of cute actresses, less bitching please.
>>205911832Double chunk barrel shotgun
>>205911998Based Schoelenchad
I get that Stephen King had the right to be upset over the adaptation of Lawnmower Man; New Line did buy the rights to his short story after all and attached some completely unrelated script to it. But I'm also glad that it happened because its such a entertaining film.
>>205912353Flowers for Algernon in VR Chat. Still better than King's short story.
Claiming this thread for Gomez
>>205911832
>>205899846>Live action horror flick or any movie in general has an animated segment>It's from CanadaEvery fucking time
>>205911478Halloween was 15 weeks ago.
>>205912744How much do you think she was teased for being named Macarena when that song came out in the early 90s? She was a teenager at the time.
>>205911998for me, it's this cute
>>205911478Reggie is such a badass goat. character.
>>205911721one of those is good
>>205913634I think you mean 49 weeks until Halloween
>>2059188051999 was only 682 weeks ago
>An American filmmaker, convicted sex offender & pedophile. He has primarily worked in the horror genre...Name the director.
>>205919069>I was born 682 weeks ago
>>205919169Victor Salva
>>205919169Stephen King
>>205919546kek
how do you respond without sounding mad?
LIz Hurley has a new film out. lookin pretty good for almost 60.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StH-MyxWZtk
>>205920134he's right, but for bad reasons
>>205918734I'm assuming it's MadS, because I just finished Pontypool and idk lolGreat concept, great execution for the first 2/3rds of the movie, but then it gets kind of stupid
>>205920546pontypool is great, even if yeah the the ending falls apart. I wish there was more "radio station" horror, only really know of The Fog.
>>205911478recommend me some movies. i’m looking for some that are heavy on jumpscares and i liked the recent Smile movies that are about demonic stuff happening in an otherwise-realistic setting.
>>205921096I've got just the movie for you
>>205921650>Alison LohmanShe's definitely going to get dragged to hell
Reminder that Nosferatu is part of the SCU (Spongebob Cinematic Universe) >>205923105
>>205921096Annabelle Creation is a modern horror heavy on jump setups
ok I'm gonna watch another Tomie film>it's another straight to video
>>205923169It's too bad they don't pump out Spongebob films like Scooby Do, otherwise we'd have a Spongebob Halloween movie by now.
>>205926000Pokies. That pink swimsuit is god awful though.
>>205926000digits for pure skinny girls
>>205926000
this was one of the funniest endings I've ever seen
>>205926160any of these movies good?
>>205926296I liked the first one, slow but building j-horror. "Forbidden Fruit" was also surprisingly good for a made for tv looking film.All the rest have gone in my eyeballs and out the back of my head.
>>205926099I need to rewatch Suspiria. I hope they kiss.
>>205926160this gets 38% on sloppen tomatoes
>>205926715Is that good for horror or... ?
>>205926160when you're done with tomie i recommend watch vampire clay
>>205927291will check it out
This could've been better if the aliens didn't look exactly like the ones from Scary Movie 3.
>>205920252Oh, I thought this was the one directed by her son. That kid has such a mother complex.
another botched modern horror movie due to casting
>>205911998
Horror films with this sort of feeling?
Post your Christmas /hor/ kinos.I've only seen >Black Christmas (1974)>Gremlins>The Nightmare Before Christmas>Tales From The Crypt (1972) "All Through The House">Supernatural S3E08 "A Very Supernatural Christmas"I'm curious if the Silent Night, Deadly Night ones are good because there were 6 of them?
>>205930516Perfect Blue
>>205930867>>205930867>1st silent night is good>2nd is so off the wall that it becomes entertaining>3rd you'll either hate or love>4 and 5 especially 4 is so off the wall you will be left wondering the fuck did you just watch and how did they relate to ChristmasSeriously 4 will make you question of someone hasn't drugged youAs for my essential christmas watch list>Jack Frost>Santas Slay>Christmas Evil>Krampus>A Christmas Horror Story>Creepshow Holiday Special>Ernest Saves ChristmasEverything after is bonus
>>205930867Haven't seen
>>205930867The first Silent Night, Deadly Night is good.Might watch the remake this year.
Anyone watched this?
>>205930867Silent Night Deadly Night 1 is cool2 is even better 3 is abysmal 4 is mehHaven't seen 5 or the remake
>>205931293it's a pretty straight forward slasher, except for the pov being from the mind of someone going quietly insane.
>>205930493Based Phenomenachad.
>>205914690Macarena it's a very common name here in Spain, even before the song comes out.
>>205912744I like that scene five minutes into Sexykiller where Mac’s like>Thought this’d be a horror where the killer chases naked women? Nope, I’m the boss in this one. Ask Jason if he has a reason to kill and he’ll slash your facethen her dog immediately gets hit by a corvette kek
>>205926000>>205926099Suzy and Sara = best girls of /hor/.
"Smile 1" had Kutner"Smile 2" has Taubthey both played doctors in themand in House there was a storyline where House kept seeing Kutner because he killed himself so thats a nice little trivia for you /tv/
>>205926000WARNING! WARNING!DANGER! DANGER!The chick in purple is sporting a package!It's a dude!
>>205932705it's bush
>>205932818A big hairy bush, rent out a weed wacker to fix that up!
>>205931350Yes, and I liked it. It's basically a FF version of the Invasion Of The Body Snatchers plot.
>>205932883>Suzy’s face when she sees the weed wacker/forearm hair remover
>>205933131hahaha, too much information around lunch time
>Brand New Cherry FlavorI want to breed this woman, repeatedly
>>205933131ack, I was thinking of making a reuben sandwich or a grilled ham & cheese with some fries for lunch and this Suzy face thing pops up which spoils my appetite so I have to put lunch off for an hour two to get her out of my mind.
>>205933244She should be prancing around in a bikini.
>>205933183>>205933407No one cares what you’re making for lunch.>I have to put lunch off for an hour two to get her out of my mind.Nice, watch Suspiria right now then
>>205933244>Cherry FlavorThat's a porn actresses name
>>205933244I thought this was a fantastic series that doesn't get talked about enough here. And yes, MC is a cutie.
>>205933525But a reuben and fries maybe with a side of coleslaw always works and no chick is going to complain.
>>205933244Spongebob reference in her eye
Im going to watch this in cinema and one person already bought a ticket to it, but the problem is that I love jacking off and edging while watching horror movies. I love that suspense of a movie and almost reaching orgasm. I just want to goon in cinema man.
>>205911478BLEACHED !
>>205933976Squidward’s suicide?
>>205932705>>205932818Actually the swimsuit seems to be a little too big for her and it's loose/folding/baggy around her beautiful pussy area.
>>205933525WTF is a Suspiria some villanis from a James Bond movie?
>>205934687Based. She’s always been like 90lbs anyways.>>205934855Yes, the head witch’s name is Suspiria Argento.
>>205934457What's with the homo stuff? They look like a couple homos embedded in each other.
>>205933244>Brand New Cherry Flavorg e m
>>205932611Was Smile 2 any good? A part of me wants to check it out because of how hard Paramount pushes it in marketing, but then I remember how I didn't care for the first movie.
>>205935009BL is for Boy's Love
Just watched Paranormal Activity. It was just some chad guy cuddling his hot bitch in bed for 2 hours. The girl screams a few times. The end. So scary give me $300 million now please. What a piece of shit.
>>205937578But booba!
>>205937578This post was not worth bumping the thread from page 10. Fuck you.
>>205937578Filtered
>>205932705Puffy vulva.
>>205938494So sexy.
Was Scout Taylor-Compton a good Laurie Strode?
>>205939068I thought she did a good job.
>>205930516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkHiJZq3nk4
What a piece of shit
>>205940503You seem upset.
>>205940503Why did this series just stop caring about the found footage aspect? None of the characters or filming feels authentic in the least.
>>205929894so fucking boring
>>205940784"Character authenticity" is a bit of a contradiction in FF. The premise of Found Footage is that people are filming themselves. When people turn a camera on and point it at themselves they automatically go into a performance mode, which is by definition not authentic.
>>205940990how old are you
>>205941001I'm more talking about the police procedural in the beginning. None of the characters feel real and everything in that segment just felt really silly. Also most of the camera angels you see doesn't even make sense. Why is there a pov shot coming from the chainsaw even if there was no camera there? This is prevalent in most of the segments and it feels as if the series just doesn't care about the found footage aspect anymore.
>>205941001That's not the case for all FF movies. TBWP, The McPherson Tape, The Collingswood Story, etc. come off more genuine.
>>205940503V/H/S/Beyond and It Follows strike the same chord. It's the same lubricious madness, bathing in blood, the Universe seeping in and not necessarily making sense. It takes on the form of the divine feminine, possibly with implications that the Universe itself is a woman in a Spinozian pantheist sense and that The Entity is her avatar, out of place in our Apollonian patriarchal world. In the case of It Follows, it was pure “scratch the Universe and who knows what the fuck will come out”.For tasteless /hor/tards that prefer the original, V/H/S/Beyond just looks like a bunch of robot Indian women (gay) dancing to a soundtrack that isn't black metal, and that's as deeply as they engage with it. Shocking that these Cheeto-y chuds don't get it; as years go by, it will be re-evaluated as one of the best horror films in cinema history, while the themes I've mentioned will be explored further in books and scholarly journals.
>>205939068Is that a remake of Altman's 3 Women?
I watched Subspecies a few days ago. Do I proceed with the rest of the three movies in the series? How do they compare to the first?
>>205941449Completely valid points. The police one that the movie started out with had the worst characters and believability out of all of them. NYPD wouldn't be sending in a crew of beat cops to raid a house and those beat cops wouldn't have the munitions they had (unless I'm misremembering, I believe they had fully automatic weapons.) Nor would those beat cops have the heart or athleticism that was displayed.>>205941584True, I was speaking generally. Some are just terrible. And even portraying the performative aspect of filming yourself has varying degrees of authenticity. And then you have surveillance camera footage FF where that performative aspect should not be present.
>>205941646Bloodstone (2) is the series' peak
*soifaces you to death*
>>205942056Japanese pipo be like>this is peak horror
I'm still waiting for a John Lang FF horror movie.
>>205942269That story is too good to be done by a run of the mill FF filmmaker. It'd have to be done by a proper studio with an experienced director, screenwriter etc.
based. I had all the phantasm movies on vhs once upon a time. Always had something to it no other movies had.
>>205941646Subspecies 2 is the best one, 3 is a nice end to the trilogy. I'd argue that the spin-off Vampire Journals is the 2nd best in the series behind 2
>>205942517I agree
>>205911478I don't read or visit these threads but I saw Reggie and I am here to say all the Phantasm movies are great and they're the best horror series, thank you
>>205942387Jason Pagan & Andrew Deutschman could write it since they did Project Almanac & PA:GD. For director, you could go with Eduardo Sanchez.
>>205939068Damn she got hot
>>205943051>tattoosruined whore
she aged like shit but the ass is sooo goodalso this movie sucks ass so far
>>205942664Based
>>205931484>>205930493Are the rumors true?
>>205941598kek, I love the Suspiria pasta.
>>205942517>>205942614I wonder how many people actually get it on a personal level.
>>205943703What rumours?
>>205943163you'll always be a virgin
>>205943500*gets running start**spreads arms out**jumps face first into her ass crack*Mmmmm
stop it
>>205944416Evil AI/Androids/etc. will be the new thing going forward.
>>205944305
>>205944298Maybe, doesn't change the fact that tattoos are still disgusting though.
>>205945290I’m not even a virgin and I’ve always thought tattoos looks trashy as fuck.
>>205945901look*
>>205943802Based pasta recognizer.
Could you please look after my friend here?I'll be back shortly.
>>205930516In the Mouth of Madness
>>205930867they vary in quality. none of the SNDN movies are as good as Black Christmas. but the second one has that moment.
>>205946694Sure.*commits an egregious anal atrocity to her anas and vaginas region*
>>205930916>Perfect BlueShould I rent this, or should I rent [REC], or should I rent Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
>>205946694Honestly one of the most boring movies I've ever seen.Watching Jason lumber through the woods in between killings isn't a good concept for a horror movie, in my opinion.
>>205947906Stick with Perfect Blue.
After Wolfman what will be the next Classic Universal Monster (C.U.M.) to get a 'realistic' darl/gritty adaption?
>>205948212Creature From The Black Lagoon is already in the works, directed by James Wan
>>205948173Will do
>>205948212>WolfmanGenuinely what were they thinking?
>>205948748>this will sell our movie
>>205946694That death was dumb as fuck. She could have jumped instead of waiting there like a Mortal Kombat character before a fatality.
>>205948748Same with their Invisible Man movie. Its Invisible Man in name only. Going tech-based is fine I guess but it shares way more in common with something like Hollow Man or a generic horror movie rather than the classic HG Wells story
>tfw the bottom of my shoe is coming apartThey have given me 9-10 years of dependable service, and I'm sad I have to finally look for a replacement.
>>205948748>January 27its joeverFUCK YOU ITS JANUARY!!!
>>205931138>>205931293>>205931407>>205947801Ok thanks, I'll have to start downloading them soon. Trying to get some good holiday movies to watch now that we're so close to December.
>>205948976>>205948976there was no killer. she fell while doing yoga. it was an accident and the killer was a metaphor for human frailty and the danger we put ourselves in when we venture out into the elements and the wilds.
>>205948748Wolfman 2010 is underrated. maybe this will be good though. I don't know.
>>205948748Blumhouse horror movies seem to range from okay (Halloween 2018, barring the awful plot twist) to complete slop (their Black Christmas and Candyman)
>>205949526Oh, so that's a remake of Final Destination 5.
>>205911478Reminder to Substancebros we're eating big at the Oscars table with a big box office hit that is going to continue to become a streaming sensation into the awards season.https://deadline.com/2024/11/the-substance-box-office-demi-moore-1236178368/PUMP IT UP!
>>205951889In an ideal world, Anora and The Substance would sweep the Oscars.
>>205949514I'd rec Christmas Evil as another good one. Less of a slasher and more of a "guy going crazy" movie.
Christcucks get the rope.
>>205941584It's pretty rare for FF not to have it really. Normally the characters who are exempt are the film crew and even then a lot of their reaction to being in shot is oh shit sorry for the retake. Most everyone where they're getting vox pop has too much of it, because leaving the deer in the headlights on the screen for five seconds in an edited piece is generally shit film students know is dumb. A lot of edited for brevity title cards are covering that extra few stares which are an easy immersion tool.
>>205952033And that would be well deserved.
>>205951889>Do nothing>Win
>>205954118Moore’s chest/neck look very sexy in that pic.
>>205930867>>205949514Samefag here, looks like Tales From The Crypt TV show S1E02 redid "And All Through The House" segment from the movie. I don't remember seeing this one.
>>205935009You have to look at it from Reggies point of view.99% of females he's encountered since chasing the Tallman are either undead or traps set by Tallman.Now you have 100% alive tomboy puss hanging around l, shit could be neon green and Reg is gonna take a crack at it
>>205941795>NYPD wouldn't be sending in a crew of beat cops to raid a house and those beat cops wouldn't have the munitions they had (unless I'm misremembering, I believe they had fully automatic weapons.) Nor would those beat cops have the heart or athleticism that was displayed.From my understanding it was cops hunting monsters off duty using seized weapons and they're only recruiting the best guys to join the gang.
>>205943500who is this?why is she brown?>she aged like shitpost her when she was younger
>>205949701Your opinion on the 2010 Wolfman varies by which version you watch.Theatrical version is alright but you can see where stuff was cut and it doesn't feel complete whereas the uncut version feels much more complete and the easily better film.>that feel when no version with all the deleted scenes added back into the film.Shame too the Wolfman breaking into the opera is a great scene
>>205919384I was born in ‘78 faggot stop being so dramatic.
>>205923169Why does this completely ignore the Phantom?
>>205958694>who is this?Lauren LaVera>why is she brown?See name>post her when she was youngerLook up "sienna shaw terrifier 2"
>>205943051Nice
is Candyman the only slasher with a black killer
>Times when you acted Malicious
>>205960626
The Substance was pretty kino. My favorite part was when Sue turned into a terminator and started whooping ass.
>>205963238That Spartan kick was funny as fuck and some dude was disgusted by the mirror scene.
>>205963285>That Spartan kick was funny as fuckMovie made me laugh quite a few times.
>>205937578Kek, thanks for the warning. I'll wait til I have a gf to watch it with
>>205963558When Demi Moore is looking at Margaret's interview is the funniest part imo, though I really liked the sequence with the photo glued on her face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXY2iL00-3Q
Im watching terrifier 3 rnNot really feeling it desu seems dogshitNothing insane happened at the start and idk why it was xmas themed seemed retarded
>>205963885Definitely a fun movie. Would watch again.
Mother, Father, what's afoot, only possum black as soot. Mother, Father, where to tread? Far from possum and his head.
>>205954493Its pretty good
>>205942517Back in the VHS rental days when only 1-3 existed, I rented these all the time. For me, they fall off after part 3.
I want a Scream movie with some weird mask variants
>>205966550
>>205911478whats the consensus on longlegs on this board? i liked it a lot
>>205966821I wasn't a fan. It felt unfinished
>>205966600>glam rhinestoneKek, this would be my choice
>>205966821I liked the first half but really didn't like the second half and ending felt rushed
>>205966600>PumpkinNice
>>205929345>due to castingWhat did you mean by this? I can't remember that movie's casting being anything in particular besides often wooden acting.
>>205966821Shit.
>>205943703What rumors?
>>205963238Dumb movie
>>205943500Post her hairy arms and belly.
>>205966550>>205966600Yeah they should put the scarecrow, pumpkin, or devil mask in one of the movies.
>>205966600
>>205970232Not sure if this is what you’re looking for but here.
>>205971314
>>205971452
>>205966600I think the Scarecrow and Zombie ones were supposed to appear in Scream 4? but got cut or something. unfortunately the chrome Ghostface only appears within the Stab movie within a movie if I remember.
>>205942056>AHHH IT'S A 100 POUND ASIAN GIRL!!
>>205944416wrong audience as well, people who are into influencers can't even sit through a full length movie
>>205971748>people who are into influencersThose "influencer" horror movies are typically made for people who hate influencers. "Annoying influencers get killed" is an easy joke to make.
>>205951889meanwhile Terrifier 3 is now at $85m. where's Art's Oscar nomination?
>>205971889Art will take the Substance.
Why have this general been so dead since NPM spammed interracial porn here a few days ago? Did it scare everyone away from here?
>>205972579*Why has
>>205966550I always loved variant figurines but not sure how you'd make it into a film. maybe there's 4 killers or something and they slowly get unveiled.
>>205972579IDK it's generally more quiet during the week.Regardless I just got home, gonna go get some food and watch a movie (undecided).
What's the spookiest castle in a horror movie
>>205960626>bitch ass
>>205965538Sean Harris is the shit
GAAARBAGE DAAAAY
>>205973865
>>205973181this is my favourite one. it's in multiple corman poe movies.
street trash is out, yet I cannot watch it even with a vpn because of my cuntry
>>205974011His acting was the perfect amount of over the top for the movie. That scene is the only part worth watching. Its fantastic.
feel like an anthology, putting this on
>>205972579It definitely discouraged me from posting here as much. That wasn’t NPM btw, it was likely the same guy that started spamming SpongeBob porn a month or two back because of Alucarda
>>205974011I've seen this posted a hundred times but don't actually know where it's from
>>205974748Silent night deadly night 2.
>>205974423I actually think Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is better than 1It has all the best scenes from 1, and now with an extra hour of scenes added in
>>205974188>street trash is outToxic Avengers bros still waiting...Any day now...
>>205975119>Avenger*
>>205975049It definitely is the better of the two.
>>205974423I think all the scenes with the psychiatrist are great.>Red car... good point.
>>205975119>Any day now...STOP I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE
>>205975226Okay. Okay. The entire movie isnt trash.It has fun scenes.
>>205975119>I suffer
>>205911478Rewatching "Forever Knight", Season 1 was absolutely Kino, but Season 2 just sucks, I manage to make it through 2x1 but the diversity hire girl boss is vomit inducing, so obviously a casting couch choice, a police chief that's younger than the detectives! If the director /producer wanted to stick his long time hoe in the series he could have simply made her a computer tech or something, it was the 90s, and we were still getting a lot of electronics stuff from Japan, "Amanda Cohen" was played by a non-actor so they could have hired a real techie or a factory girl for the part., but then someone with a real day job might not put out.While the inorganic diversity hires was jarring, there were other stupid stuff too, LaCroix should never have been resurrected, other than that making no sense, he was more impactful as a powerful character in flashbacks and in Nick's fevered dreams. Oh, and there was a black woman working with Natalie that was actually a good character that fit organically within the series, but they dropped her because they dropped the writer who would still have to be paid every time their created character was used.
>American Psycho remake>Possession remake>Toxic Avenger remake>Street Trash remake >Nosferatu remake>Carrie remake (again)>Silent Night, Deadly Night remake (again)>The Thing remake (again)The true horror is reality
>>205975688>Forever Knight is a Canadian television series about Nick Knight, an 800-year-old vampire working as a police detective in modern-day Toronto, Ontario. Wracked with guilt for centuries of killing others, he seeks redemption by working as a homicide detective on the night shift while struggling to find a way to become human again. The series premiered on May 5, 1992, and concluded with the third-season finale on May 17, 1996.does he battle the supernatural?
>>205975833we should go for another Black Christmas remake.
>>205975688>>205975862Jesus fuck buckets.I forgot about forever knight.
>>205975833You forgot the new Fly movie.
It's been so fucking long since i've seen a GOOD horror movie, something without retarded jumpscares, stupid shit flashing on the screen.I wanna feel that shit that crawls under my skin and covers me like a really uncomfortable blanket.
>>205975688Season 1 of "Forever Knight" was so good it was such a shame they subsequently dropped the ball so badly. The original story was set in LA and then they made the decision to not only film in Toronto but set it in Toronto too, which I think made it a better story, not just because I've always disliked "Californian Doubling", but Toronto would just be a better city for vampires than LA, we have so many tunnels here and the sun sets at five during winter. Season 1 have a lot of street scenes, Nick driving past, and overhead scenes, Toronto the city was very present in the pilot -- that went out the window in 2x1...doesn't seem to be around in 2x16, I remember the homeless people being burnt episode from TV, rewatching it though, the sets look so fake especially compared to Season 1, I think a lot more stuff got moved to sound stage, at one point they name dropped Yonge and Bloor but the surrounding was probably Distillery District (factories near Harbour Front ish) where many sound studios were.I'm going to hold my nose and try and get through Season 2 maybe to see if the PATH underground malls shows up, or not, because Season 2 is really bad, the special effects vampire fights were stupid. Janette doesn't act like Janette, so much I didn't recognize her when she came to visit Nick in 2x1.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Path_(Toronto)
Elvira is a witch, right? Just wanted to confirm.
>>205975862Season 1 of Forever Knight was very low fantasy, it was basically a police procedural show set in Toronto, where one of the cops happened to be a guy who only works night shift because he's a vampire. The FK vampires are more magical than the ones in Buffy/Angel, because they can fly, but they also blend in a lot more, sunlight will burn them but they do have heartbeats, slow ones, so they aren't corpses. Nick also slowly acquire human traits when he abstain from drinking blood and eating human food instead in Season 1, with practice he could hold a cross. I really like the Police Procedural of Season 1 and they threw it out with 2x1, the personal drama.
>>205975833A Forbidden Planet remake got announced too. Horror-adjacent.
my fellow w/hor/esi have recently watched the original suspiria for the first time.frankly, it sucked. great cast, coloring, mood and music, but the plot really fucking dragged and then suddenly the movie is over. the remake is far better in terms of pacing and uses its runtime better too.also finally watched jacob's ladder after years of hearing how kino it is. sure enough, it was kino as fuck, and that's a given since it inspired the silent hill games.and finally i also gave phantom of the paradise a proper go. holy shit what a film, and it's so severely underrated while being influential as fuck. the phantom is obviously griffith but he's also darth vader and the film is tonally rocky horror, and it was made prior to all three. shame how brian de palma really flopped after the 80s.
>>205965538Do you want my fingers you dirty, filthy boy!
>>205975833>The Thing remake (again)correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this one supposed to be directly based on the novella this time and not have ANY alterations whatsoever? it was only in the last few years that a completed manuscript was found and published, i have a copy.
>>205976271succubus
>>205976324I need to rewatch suspira, and see the other two (been putting JL off since I had the ending spoiled).I watched Suspiria so long ago, and probably some shitty 500mb rip, I wouldn't even recognize it from the screens posted here.
>>205976324Genuinely can't trust somebody who thinks Suspiria "sucked."
>>205976113
>>205976923what can i say, this board ruined the hype for me. i saw the remake in theaters not knowing shit about the original and loved it, then i heard from this gen how the remake was hardly a remake (despite it being pretty on the nose as far as remakes go) and like a whole lot of nothing happened. some bitches die and then suddenly exposition about witches, more dead bitches and then witches confirmed and it all ends in a matter of like 8 minutes tops. i dislike films that spend the majority of a 90 minute runtime doing fuck all, only to wrap the story up in the last ten minutes. i'm hoping the next two films in the trilogy are better, i know argento is good and i still think overall the film is decent and i can see why you faggots love it besides contrarian gialloposting.
>>205976324>but the plot Stopped reading there.
>>205976323it could be cool in the right hands if they went with a retro 50s look. but it'll be lame.
This is kino
>>205976324>frankly, it sucked. great cast, coloring, mood and music, but the plot really fucking draggedSo, in other words, the movie was actually great. You are wrong in saying the remake uses its runtime better, if anything it drags way more and 'insists upon itself' as the kids say. I can accept a difference of opinion if it makes any sense, too bad.
>>205976324The plot was great.I do think Dario Argento should have modified the script to have the girls act less childish, but overall its a great film.
>>205977178let me guess, it's another european film about people being sad for 2 hours
>>205977152>Stopped reading there.cope faggot, all the best films (including horror) have great plots that keep the viewer interested from start to finish and when they go home and think about it again, it becomes even better because of proper story structure being used. even your average slasher still has better plot structure than suspiria.>>205977435>So, in other words, the movie was actually greatyeah like overall i'd give it a 7/10 easily
>>205977053>like a whole lot of nothing happened >some bitches die>more dead bitchesSo things do happen? People get murdered. It's a horror movie about people being murdered by witches.>contrarian gialloposting.What is "contarian gialloposting?" The anons who shit-talk Argento and Fulci and pretend that gialli are bad?
>>205977580No actually everyone is quite happy.It's a strange movie
>>205977592>all the best films (including horror) have great plotsObjectively false, especially with horror. Traditionally plots have not been the priority with horror directors (which is a good thing.)
>>205977592You seem like a chill anonymous so I'll change my opinion to saying that I respect your opinion. I also liked the remake a lot even if I still like the original more. However the original does have an unusual sort of dreamlike, atmospheric structure so I understand not liking that.
I loved this so much, but its so hard to recommend because hardly anything fucking happens lmao.I think I was drawn in by just the novelty of following the killer around, seeing a horror movie from a different perspective.I'd recommend it if you're bored and want something to watch on the other monitor.
>>205977834the film production was a total mess so I have a feeling the sequel is going to be better.
>>205977834Kino
>>205977644>What is "contarian gialloposting?" The anons who shit-talk Argento and Fulci and pretend that gialli are bad?no the retards that hype up giallo as being some supreme form of horror when giallo has nothing to do with horror because giallo means yellow, and in the 30s and 40s comic book/newspaper strip detectives wore yellow (dick tracy). giallo is traditionally a suspense/thriller, not a horror. that's what i mean by contrarian gialloposting, the ones that you can tell are full of themselves.>>205977834this also sucked and had great potential. you'd catch me rewatching suspiria before i gave violent nature another go.
>>205977911>when giallo has nothing to do with horror because giallo means yellow, and in the 30s and 40s comic book/newspaper strip detectives wore yellow (dick tracy)You're an idiot if you're not baiting. If you're baiting then it's funny and I like you.
>>205977911>giallo is traditionally a suspense/thriller, not a horrorFinally someone said it.I agree. Blood and Black Lace, Tenebrae, these aren't horror movies. They are good though.
If giallos are horror, then so is this.
>>205978013that film sucked though
>>205978013The difference is that giallo movies have graphic onscreen deaths, meant to frighten the audience, where you spend time with the killer as he mutilates his victims. Se7en is just a murder mystery where everyone dies offscreen and you only ever follow the cops, not the killer or the victims. Se7en clearly isn't intending to scare in the way that giallo movies are, which is why it doesn't get labeled as horror.
>>205977948i was baiting about dick tracy because i forgot it was that the old paperbacks had yellow on them, but it is true that giallo started as detective shit, then horror elements found their way in.
>>205978013I'm okay with this. I think horror is a really flexible term that can cover a LOT of ground.It can mean straight up scaring you, or refer to the general atmosphere, or maybe just invoking a really uneasy feeling.Suspense and horror are like peanut butter and chocolate, they just naturally go together so well that sometimes its hard to tell when one stops and the other begins.
>>205978124The movies are called "giallo" because Italian pulp books had yellow covers. It wasn't just "detective" stuff, it was all sorts of thriller and horror. Classic horror stories from other countries were printed in Italy as giallo books.Giallo, the film genre, has elements of both horror and thriller because of this. The famous giallo directors, like Argento and Bava, leaned strongly into horror and ended up creating slashers.
>>205977829Came
>>205919384UNDERANGE BA-oh
Disappointing desu. I really loved the first one and will defend it forever but the first word that comes to mind for the sequel is arbitrary, if that makes sense.
>>205977834it's very hard to recommend to normies because it's made for people who are well versed in slasher history
>>205978586They should do something really left field for the third film. Have something unique happen if it gets enough fear energy for a finale. They'll probably go the shit route and try to squeeze 5 films out of it instead.
>>205976324>>205977592>says Suspiria sucked, claims the remake is far better, then gives it a 7/10You’re all over the fucking place man lol. Also the remake did not utilize its runtime better and in fact needed a solid half-hour cut from it.>loves Phantom and claims it’s influential as fuckA much better opinion than preferring the remake.
>>205978498is she supposed to be jerking him off? her hand is clearly just bobbing up and down on the arm rest
>>205978013I don't think I've actually seen it but I know about the box, that was in Mad Magazine and everywhere.
>>205978754The Smile apocalypse is the sequel hook but this film kinda proved he doesn't have anything new to say about the concept so right now I don't particularly see the point of doing it.
>>205978921Yeah my experience with Smile 2 was that I quickly realized I was watching Smile again just with none of the mystery about what was going on this time.
Is this any good? The monster looks cool, but its also been spoiled for me. I feel like i'll just be disappointed if the rest of the movie is lame.
>>205979051the start is pretty good, I thought the monster was lame in comparison though and didn't like it overall.
Well finished this. for low budget digital slop, I've seen much worse. I think they edited the wikipedia page to trick me into seeing it.
me hunting down chubbies to make them give back the cranberry juice they stole
>>205979051the start is good, the monster design is cash, the ending is midnot a bad way to kill 90 minutes but there are much better netflix horror alternatives out there like related
>>205940503The one about the girl stuck on the alien ship was alright.The dogs ep was pretty creepy.The rest are shit, yeah.
>>205946118>>205943802Never seen this one. Pls spoonfeed the og
>>205979051It was alright. I liked the sorta psychological horror bits, and the monster parts were cool.Like others have said though, kinda shits its pants near the end, but eh. Not bad overall.
>>205979387Suspiria 2018 and The Shining strike the same chord. It's the same lubricious madness, bathing in blood, the Universe seeping in and not necessarily making sense. It takes on the form of the divine feminine, possibly with implications that the Universe itself is a woman in a Spinozian pantheist sense and that the witches are her avatars, out of place in our Apollonian patriarchal world. In the case of The Shining, it was pure “scratch the Universe and who knows what the fuck will come out”.For tasteless /hor/tards that prefer the original, Suspiria 2018 just looks like a bunch of women (gay) dancing to a soundtrack that isn't black metal, and that's as deeply as they engage with it. Shocking that these Cheeto-y chuds don't get it; as years go by, it will be re-evaluated as one of the best horror films in cinema history, while the themes I've mentioned will be explored further in books and scholarly journals.
Pretty okay-ish found footage movie.Kind of a slow burn, with one of those "Oh shit lmao" endings that was kinda neat.
>>205979517a strong ending does a lot to cement positive feelings about a film in your mind. that one is case in point.
>>205979481Thanks. I liked 2018 but this shit makes me want to poke my fucking eyes out.
>>205979517This made good use of a tiny budget, the back and forth between the Bri'ish cinematographer and the middle aged deacon was charming and then the ending despite probably costing 10 bucks to produce was quite harrowing.
>>205979517>Maybe we shouldn't go in that building>Which one? The one with the rotating rooms? Get outta here it's perfectly safe
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>>205979481Classic.
>>205975688>>205975992I bought season 1 a few years ago when I saw it for sale. Having watched it as a kid on USA. It wasn't very good. Hard to slug through. I remembered it being better than it was. Watched I think 7 or 8 episodes and just gave up.
