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>>206021440/hor/, it's time to pump it up!
>>206021461cool
>>206021461>redditor goes on 4chan and tells everyone what guro is like he just discovered it
>>206021474you don't need this much tongue for an L.
How to get a fat extremely hairy horror chick to marry and love forever?
>>206021581you could always get a dog
>Halloween was 3 weeks agoWhat has become of me?
>*HOOONK* *HOOOONK*
he's watching.
>>206021461That film is more a weird porno than a horror movie.
>>206021667Based
Horror is for Women and That's a Good Fucking Thing!
>>206021581have you tried just chasing em down
Do you guys ever have those nightmares where your teeth fall out?
>>206022017Yes actually.
>>206021674It's a shame this was such trash
>>206022017unfortunately, but its at least rare
>>206022017I dont have nightmares, or dreams for that matter. That's the good thing about smoking/drinking/snorting yourself retarded. My brain is too fried for that.
g e mem
>>206021474>>206021563>>206022017I really gave this one a chance, but it was just a hodgepodge of homages to movies I've seen before. Definitely watchable, but I hate seeing people give glowing praise to an active rip-off that does nothing original. Save it for the directors who actually have ideas.
>>206022145>smokingPretty sure my last teeth falling out dream was a day where I ran out of dudeweed and had one of those super vivid dreams.
>>206022163>but it was just a hodgepodge of homages to movies I've seen beforeThis is the vast majority of horror movies coming out now. All the good ideas have been used before.
>>206022195That's crazy man I did a bunch of MDMA like cocaine for a whole week, about a year ago, and haven't dreamt since no matter what.
>>206022163I've been reading a lot of teachers doomsaying about how bad gen alpha are at school and it's a weird parallel. The quality has been lowered so much that the B+ of 20 years ago now has become an A+.
>>206022233Yeah you may have unironically fried you brain.Maybe try the "smoke weed daily and then quit cold turkey" method and see if your dreams return.
>>206022310>your
>>206022310I know I did I keep forgetting where I put things and scored a whole 17 points lower on the same mensa norway IQ test I took as a teenager. Not very sad tho which is to be expected of MDMA abuse like that. Weird.
>>206022233maybe it's building up, and one day, you'll end up having one really long dream that you won't come out of
>>206022400
>>206022017nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPh-dz8qJzQ
>>206022369>I know I did I keep forgetting where I put things and scored a whole 17 points lower on the same mensa norway IQ test I took as a teenager.irl /hor/>which is to be expected of MDMA abuse like that.That's why I'd never fuck with MDMA desu. My brain sucks enough.
>>206022549kek
Judah Lewis is hot so I looked up his filmography and found I See You. Holy shit this movie is good. I can't believe I've never heard of it before.
>>206013697technically those 3 are all 2023 films, which says a lot.
>>206021474God I love 30 year old women.
>>206022549Ok and? AI exists retard.
>homosexual comment>comment about woman's ageportents of doom
my 2024 top 5 so far>the substance>exhuma>your monster>in a violent nature>cuckoo
>>2060227582024 was much better than 2023, as was 2022.
>>206022871>AI slop existsftfyhttps://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1801822355041488897/pu/vid/avc1/720x720/ejEk196XMKieh5ni.mp4
Found this on a free streaming service and thought it looked stupid. I ended up watching five of them. Does anybody here have any recommendations for something similar?
>>206023374the Child's Play or Nightmare on Elm Street series
>>206023374It's not as good but if you want something similar and schlocky then check out the killer snowman movie Jack Frost (1997)
>>206023374So we really live in an era where zoomers have never heard of the Leprechaun movies?Check out Puppet Master
Last thread un-hit the bump limit because an anon got his posts nuked.Might be due to the pornspam in the Terrifier thread and they deleted all of anon's posts from the board.
>>206023374Wishmaster
>Modern horror film>Okay guys remember those horror cliches that you've seen a hundred times before?>WE ARE GOING TO SUBVERT THOSE TROPES>every horror film is now just old horror but le differentjust like western's. is there really any unique horror from the passed 3 years?
Want anything done, anon?
>>206023580>talks about August Underground>talks about Buck breaking>talks about how serial killers are gay and that references NPMyep that's definitely one of the /hor/ spergs
>>206023667>queer coded>progressive subtext>deconstructs>subverts>plays with tropes>pokes fun at stereotypes>parodies conventions>meta narrative>non-binary metaphors>satirizes cliches>flips the gender script>timely in its message
>>206023667How long before subverting tropes becomes a trope in and of itself to be subverted?
>>206023906>>206023881well neo westerns have been a thing since the 60's so who fucking knows. I'm so tired of this shit. it's literally ALL horror films.
>>206023731He's also spammed the same porn in this general before.From what I've gathered he really hates gore. He posts about August Underground but it's ironic.
>>206023667livestreaming horrors like Deadstream, Dashcam, Spree etc. have been pretty good. not entirely unique but the integrated chat element was funny in a refreshing way.Horror in the High Desert styled "true crime found footage" is another new trend.When Evil Lurks was pretty unique for cultural reasons.
>>206023935>neo westernsYou mean revisionist westerns, and those have been a thing since the 1910s
>>206023906Movies such as Yiu Might Be the Killer, X and In a Violent Nature all did it already in their own ways and there are other examples in subgenres such as home invasion gone wrong movies
>>206023906>and of itself to be subverted?Terrifier is kind of a response to "subersive" horror. It leans into being an over-the-top "cheesy" slasher instead of being ashamed of it.
>>206024305>slasher movie>pulls out a gunSUBVERTED
>>206024364More slashers should use guns desu.
>>206022400https://youtu.be/pYBF3LnbFVE?si=XhqYs5SorAULDW4h!!!FACT!!!
>>206024477Doubting the factualness of this reply.
Street Trash was bad. not even half as good as Fried Barry.
>>206024477>!!!FACT!!!someone snopes this
>>206008744What movie is this? I also love kids
>>206025324it's in the webm title
>>206025197My sources are telling me it may be a !!!HOAX!!!
Give me the absolute nastiest porn horror movie to watch
>>206025352My bad>Tfw phoneposting
>>206025380actual horror: probably Gutterballsactual porn: probably the Perverse Family series
>>206025380GutterballsPorno Holocaust
>>206025403s'allright
has there ever been a poop monster in a horror film
>>206025419>probably the Perverse Family seriestfw i know what that is already
AK and Laura review The Thinghttps://youtu.be/aDpvRjVkURwDid they understand it?
it just started getting stormy out. almost never hear thunder where I am so in the mood for something stormy.
i hate screaming in horror
>>206026223Advertise your shit elsewhere. I don't watch any jewtube videos made by women, and I make sure to tell jewtube to not recommend them all.
>>206026223>review is almost as long as the movie
>>206026245Storm Warning. Good movie
>>206025380Martyrs
>>206026223>"as much as I hate the internet"Said the bitch who hosts a fucking podcast
>>206026305ty anon
>>206026223They're off base in saying 80s audiences couldn't appreciate The Thing compared to modern ones. In the 80s the movie would be considered just one of many squicky gore films, albeit a very well made one. Today a film which is 1/10th as gore-y comes out (Terrifier) and it makes waves with the normies.
>>206026195Only poop monster I can recall is the vidya Conker's Bad Fur Day.
>>206023980>Horror in the High DesertNot horror. Not even a halfway entertaining true crime story. At least Lake Mungo was mildly as interesting as those shitty investigation discovery shows. Anyone who recommends Horror in the High Desert should be shot.
>>206026468DogmaMonsturd
>>206026538>quit liking what I don'tGet help, seriously, you need help.
>>206026538HITHD had multiple jumpscare parts though, seemed pretty safely horror to me. I mean it's right there in the title. it's not "thriller in the high desert" is it.
>>206026635There's 1. In the entire movie.
>>206026624You can like it, just don't meme others into watching it.
>>206026538I understand not liking it but it's definitely horror.I thought it was alright but not as good Lake Mungo or Savageland.
>>206026692>state a positive opinion on a movie>NOOOO you can't do thatAgain, seek help immediately.
the girl ain't right
>>206027054The one horror villain girl that nobody can fix.
>>206027054Kinooo
>>206020638Looks like a girl I fucked back in college.
Yeah, the Street Trash remake was awful. fuckin Frankie Freako was better.
>>206027679Yeah. RIP. I was looking forward to it as Fried Barry by the same director was really good.dialog/characterization was really bad, plot was generic and too big for the set, music was also poorly done.
>>206027767Any movie where someone says "he gets more ass than a toilet seat" and you're supposed to actually find is funny is a bad sign
>>206022017Yes actually. I didn’t think it was that common and figured I only get them because I know I don’t brush enough.
>>206027837It's a very very common dream image, it supposedly represents insecurity.
>>206027833idk how people get money for scripts like this. I swear the average anon here could do better.
>>206027833There's a part in Lost Highway where a guy says something like that
>>206027960Well, like somebody else mentioned, he already established himself with a well-regarded cult movie, they probably took it on faith he'd make it work.
>>206027986I doubt you were supposed to think it was clever.
>>206022153>nick frost is in it>gemNope.Does not compute.
I don't know if this one fits into the 'horror' genre technically, but it sure made me feel uneasy throughout the whole thing.Damn good movie too. Basically a guy starts to get wierd visions of the end of the world, and a lot of other fucked up shit. Somethings coming, he just knows it, but no one believes him.The whole thing might be a metaphor for mental health issues, but the ending leaves it pretty ambiguous, which was pretty fun.
What is the best jumpscare style horror
>>206028322"best" is probably the first Conjuring.the Blair Witch remake has more jump scares in it than any other movie I've seen.
>>206026248I love screaming in hentai
>>205999781This.>tfw Laurie’s friends mogged her despite being 8-9 years older
