I could be at home browsing /tv/ right now.
>>206052424do neets unironically get their idea what worklife must be like from spongebob squarepants?
>>206052521looks pretty accurate from my experience working in an office
>>206052521it do be like that tho
>>206052424The reality is you look forward to getting off but then do nothing.
im trying to get an office job but every one thats available says>2 years of office experiencehow tf do you get in if thats always a requirement?
I'm gonna post so hard on /tv/ when I get home.
How does he get out?
>>206052684Lie. I mean it. Start lying right now. To anons reading this, lie like your life depends on it. They're not gonna call your fake references. If they do, so what? Rejected? You're getting filtered from even applying right now so what is the difference? Lie motherfucker. The laundry list of qualifications these dumb leeches are putting on job ads needs to be punished. Lie.
>>206052521yeah, it's even worse than that for most people
>>206053405I'm white and have principles and morals.No I won't lie even if I know it gets me ahead.
>>206052521Just so you know office workers don't get cubicles anymore you dumbfuck. Unless it's some old company or govt. office. You'd know that if you worked a real job.
>Everyone has for decades saying how most office work is bullshit and how at most you do 2h of actual work each day>it's even worse now that AI can replace 90% of office jobs>there's still ZERO push to actually try and change the 8h/day work module that's clearly clearly outdatedSomeone explain this to me.
>>206053994if you came in 2 hours a day, you would then do 30 minutes of work per day. god I hate wagie subhumans
>>206052424How did he leave his cubicle?
>Not browsing /tv/ AT workDo you even wagecuck, OP? If you work a desk job, it’s not hard.
>>206052684>>206053909Go to local job fairs hosted by either the companies themselves or by your county's career center. This will usually get you a conversation with a hiring manager. If you display basic professionalism and half a brain cell, you have a good chance of then getting hired, regardless of how much office experience is on your resume. That requirement is just there online so that the useless HR people can filter the 200 resumes they can't be bothered to look at down a little bit.
>>206054681>go to job fair>just a bunch of people there saying "go to our website for more info!"
>>206054799Every company-specific job fair I've been to has offered on-site interviews. Every job fair with multiple companies has had at least a few companies offering them, though most won't.
I browse /tv/ at work and now my boss wants me to put everything I do in the day in my work calendar because she doesn't understand what it is I do all day.>>206053994>And the pandemic showed that wfh increased goofing off but had no impact on output because most office work is either ineffective or even decreases productivity>"yeah we're going to need you to come in again"Remember how silly the Jetsons looked because even with all the advanced technology and sky cities it was still the early 60s.
Another day of posting 5 threads with no replies.
>>206053405im gonna take your advice i just dont know if i can commit to it well enough, just find an office job thats believable find a guy whose name is listed online write a fake number and say I did data entry or something?
>>206052424I shitpost at work all the time and I do manual labor.
>>206052521It's actually worse than that now. You don't get your own space anymore and have to pretend to care about minorities and "marginalized people" even though everyone there is a fat white goy
>>206052521It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true
>>206052521The shows are written by adults not children you fucking spastic
>>206053909It is bootlicking behavior to support the unjust shit hr bitches are pumping out. If anything being complicit with that is unprincipled. >>206055492Search up a company and put your friend's number on it. Tell him to take the reference call if he gets it and just say "yup anon isn't a serial killer" >he won't need to because they aren't fucking calling btw
>>206052424>Is that… a well-paid job with benefits in an air conditioned room?>AHHH I’M GOING INSANE
>>206052684Might have to change your location
>>206055492Even at entry level, most office jobs will do a background check. That means they will hire a company to:>call any previous companies you worked for to verify that you worked for them (they won't call specific references though)>check where you've previously lived and when, so you can't lie about having had a job in another city >check that your degrees are validThey will also check for felonies, of course.You can still lie. But it needs to be about unverifiable stuff. Working for small businesses, doing online data entry, gig economy stuff, etc.
>>206052424Working in an office is a blessing
>>206056991bro is working in a cubicle farmhe's not well paidbut this was the late 90's/early oughts so his benefits were probably good enough
>>206053405This. It's a scam economy.University is a scam.Public schools are a scam.Boomer Ponzi pensions are a scam.The fake job postings and then hiring foreign invaders is a scam.Most charities are scams.The gubberment is a scam Police are a criminal mafiaEtc etc.So as this posters says do whatever it takes to get a job.Start telling them your an orc or dei shit too
>>206057863Bullshit. You can't do that for foreign invaders so they aren't doing it for normal people
>>206053930>>206055680Why does /tv/ repeat this meme? It's only dumb startups that do the open office meme. If you work for a boomer company you'll still have your cube. Though if you're hybrid you might be sharing one. t. officecuck
>>206059219They've done this at my last 3 jobs. Two of those were office jobs. I have the reports of the background checks. They are required to send you a copy.
>>206059326Most companies do open office now
I'm never working EVER
>>206059727>Office has conference room the consultants use when on-site>Gets counted in this statistic Some critical reasoning, please.
>>206059727So glad I never experienced this. My wife's work does this. When I worked in office (I'm based work from home Chad now, company isn't even based in the gaynited states anymore) I had shit there, I had a beautiful air plant with a decorative display and a spray bottle, I had family photos, I had resistance bands and weights, I had little block puzzles I like to fuck around with, just stuff to many me feel comfy and happy. Imagine showing up to a job with just your fucking laptop, taking the first seat you can find wondering which stupid nigger will pop up next to you today, having nothing to look at or play with unless you brought it in your backpack with you. Absolute hell.
>>206059894Most sources are all saying the same thing, do you have any evidence to the contrary?
>>206052424
>>206060120Rachel Morrison's research here talks about the effect of open offices, not their popularity. That 80% number comes from a random newspaper which cites a random interior designer who works for a firm that renovates offices. This is not a source. This is not research. Some critical reasoning, please.
>>206059326Every office I've worked at has assigned seating but the desks are completely open and close to each other meaning there is zero privacy. All I ask is to go back to the cubicle style where you at least don't feel like someone is looking over your shoulder at all times
>>206060525Okay, so post something that says anything that diverges from this.
>>206060737That """study""" cites an IFBM study which includes low-wall setups as an "open office" environment. They count cubicles as open office. Again, please practice some critical reasoning instead of just reading whatever shitty blogs you find on Google. >>206060680Stop working for startups and meme tech companies.
>>206060825So post something to the contrary.
>>206060842You already did for me. You posted a screenshot from a blog which links to a blog which links to a blog which talks about a blog which says 70% of companies have offices include cubicle or open office floorplans.
>>206060825What "critical reasoning" are you using to come to the conclusion that it's not common? Your personal experience?
>>206060977>Don't believe personal experience and the experience of dozens of people you know>Believe blog posts from interior designers shilling their office remodeling firms instead Sorry I haven't provided you with peer-reviewed double blind studies, but you really do have to go back.
>>206060825I've mostly worked for financial companies, the era of the 90's cubicle with three walls is long gone
>>206052424Who doesn't?
>>206061046It is not, and finance is such a boomer industry that it is especially not for them. Do you mean retarded fintech startups?
>>206061043>>Don't believe personal experience and the experience of dozens of people you knowEvery company I've ever worked for was open/no cubicles, and everyone else besides you ITT is saying the same thing
>>206054227theyre fishthey swimmed
>>206061118I meant what I said you dumb nigger, what are you the cubicle police?
>>206061176I'm smarter and more correct than all of you so that means nothing to me.
>>206061404>I was only pretending to be retarded
Can you bickering women acting retards fuck off
>>206061471Who are you quoting? Because I'm quoting a """source""" talking about that shitty """study""" all these blogs link back to when I write >Nearly 70 percent of offices have open layouts that are characterized by areas with no partitions and cubicles with low or high partitions
>>206060967Shit the fuck up faggots all that matters is your own life, not some fucking industry trend.
>>206052684>>206053405this was my first "job." it got my foot in the door at a FAGMAN company, and i've been job hopping around big tech ever since.>pay $150 to create an LLC>list 2 of my friends as the CEO and President>backdate my employment to a hangout session we had 3 years ago>make up a cool hypothetical product>write a whitepaper and some ad copy about it>stick that text and some mock-up images on a website>i now have 3 years of documented experience working in a dynamic start-up environment on cutting-edge, experimental technology>tell recruiters i was given a "generous equity package" for my contribution, because i own a 33.3% stake in the worthless company>when they call my references, my friends answer the phone and claim i'm a genius>when they look up the business, they see all the legal paperwork is in order>when they check the website, they see a plausible-looking but impressive project>i never claimed the project was finished, so i never liedit's not fraud if you filed the right paperwork. this is what leftists mean when they call something a "social construct."
>>206053994It didn't for me. My office work was producing house plans, an actual thing had to be made from the work. 8 hours = 1 plan + extrasMy upper management seemed to operate on this idea that everyone was actually only doing 2 hours of real work during covid, and instead everything was taking longer due to the constant fucking zoom meetings that went for 2 hours themselves.I've only ever worked jobs like this. Package depot was loading boxes constantly, not for 2 hours.Print factory was slamming different machines constantly in 30 degree celsisus heat, not for 2 hours.Roofing was going up and down roofs constantly, not for hours.Anyone who stood around for 6 hours doing nothing got mogged by those working constantly and fired.
>>206067390I play on my steam deck at work literally all day and laugh whenever I think of losers like >>206067390
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>>206067127>doing all this work just to lie
>>206053405This is correct. If not lie, bend the truth.A job I applied for had a section asking about published works that I have written. So I went and self published a couple of things. Then listed the self published works on my resume.
