good morning saar

>>206056176
I mean...it worked out for him.

is that piss

>>206057344
...would you be surprised if it wasn't

Saars probably have the most godly immune system on earth, for people traveling there getting one of the worst shits of your life is like a rite of passage

Holy FUCK the neti pot was truly shocking

indian films ive enjoyed:
satya, lagaan, dev.d, ugly, gangs of wasseypur, peepli live, gulaal, dil chahta hai, dangaal, raman raghav 2.0, mukkabaaz, highway (2014), gangubali kathiawadi, black friday, miss lovely, dil se

>>206056176
apu trilogy

>>206056176
BHARAPPPHFFF

Codex Pajeet 2

I'm Indian and I absolutely fucking hate the cinema here. There may be good ones but I fucking hate the idea of the country's major export being musicals so I just stay the fuck away. Telugu movies which make over a billion (in rupees) are just literally the same plot repeated over and over again

>>206062719
>Saar, I hate my culture, am i white now?

>>206062719
If I were you I'd be more concerned about the gang rapes and the trash and feces littering the streets.

>>206062719
i dont see them as being much different from most big american films last 2 decades being mostly cgi capeshit

>>206063614
The difference is that American filmmakers don't have to spend half of the CGI budget making the filming location not look like a shithole.

>>206062786
>Le white superiority
Tickle that tiny clitty somewhere else brah. I wish I was black though.
>>206062863
I live in that .20% of the country where there's none of that. Quite opposite really, beautiful riverside and decent enough weed. Anyhow I'll be moving soon anyway
>>206063614
At least they don't have the dances and musical numbers. That time India got an Oscar for what a song? And that had a dance or something? Like how much more of a global dancing monkey do you have to be?

>>206064138
Lol no you won't. Even the leafs are throwing you out now.
>I wish I was black though
Why so you can be over 4'11?

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>>206064138
>Saars, we got too cocky

>>206064434
>Saar do you sell Trojan Minimums?

>>206064138
>Tickle that tiny clitty somewhere else brah. I wish I was black though.
quintessentially indian

>>206064434
I'm pretty sure I vastly outsize you. It would probably make you suicidal to know that you are way smaller than me. During the occasional bout of degeneracy, I found that I could easily larp as a black guy on /soc/
>>206064309
Lmao who the fuck would wanna go to pozzed trannylands? The middle East is where I'll return to after spending nearly two decades there. Probably somewhere nice and comfy
>Height projection
I'm quite happy being 5'9 - good enough for me. It's funny how women here still won't do less than 6'. Besides I'm something of a chubby chaser and there's no shortage of that ever

>>206065286
Oh thank God. You have family there or a business?

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>>206065286
>Saar, i could larp as a black man. Saar, i can almost fit in condom. Saar!

>>206065667
Having a dick you can be proud of instead of falling for the cuck psyop? Hilarious eh?
>>206065370
Just look at how unhappy you are, being born in the greatest of countries and still sitting here talking about some Indian guy's dick

>>206065953
I never talked about your dick wtf? Why are you brownoids so insecure about everything?

>>206065953
does drinking piss cause penile growth? does it have to come from the holy cow?

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Canadian politics is only about immigration now

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can't imagine trying to get a first job as a teenager these days

>>206066058
Idk, that's pretty much everyone here wants to talk about as you can see from the replies. I'm not insecure dude, you want my kik or what :)
>>206066163
More like Allah has blessed me

>>206066397
sir i wish i was a mighty aryan brahmim like you...bloody bastard benchod bitch

>>206060246
forgot sholay, being american i imagine i missed out on some cultural spoofs/references that made it so mega popular but it was still a great watch.

>>206066438
>'brahmim'
Literally just revealed I'm muslim. And I give half a fuck about India

So... is everybody just gonna ignore the thread real purpose

>>206066597
SAAR do not talk that way BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY saar you are no whiter than me SAAR

>>206056176
>Gervais and Merchant think this is enlightened and cosmopolitan
Karl was right. The whole India trip was disgusting and he slummed it while Ricky and Stephen probably only visited India from really fancy (and clean) resorts where they did yoga

>>206066597
>Saar look at me. I'm the muslim now.

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>>206064138
>I wish I was black though.

>>206066628
seemingly so. i go thru phases of watching films from different region (into romania rn) and am due to revisit india again soon, as i kept to hindi stuff last time out was hoping for some southern recs from anons but /pol/fags remain insufferable.

>>206066228
Does the internet not exist in Canada? No one here in the states goes to 'job fairs' anymore.

>>206060246
I saw a bollywood film about two dancers making it big and falling in love in like 2015, i forget the name but it was really good

>>206066438
>>206066645
>>206066732
>being paid by the hour in dollarydoos and still 'meat is a luxury'
>losing women to slaves brought over centuries ago
>forced to consistently suck tranny dick
>can never dream of owning own house
>pay hundreds of thousands in tax to support other migrants
I can understand how this can be therapeutic for you. Still nuclear grade copium though

>>206066960
>poorly-hidden desire to immigrate to the first world
>black male fetish
>tranny fetish
>cope lies
GOOD EVENING, SAAR

>>206062719
>I'm Indian
stopped reading there. get the fuck off my board, get the fuck off my internet. nobody wants you here

>>206067109
>Poorly hidden desire for first world
TF you talkin bout? You don't consider the Dubai or the Arabian Gulf to be first world? And why desire when I grew up there.
>black male fetish
wouldn't say it's a fetish but given a choice between fat loser nerd whitey and average melanoid in the street I know what I'm picking. Just for the genetics at least lol
>tranny fetish
projection pure
>cope lies
are you sure I'm the one coping?

>>206067346
make me

>>206067485
sir, you are trying to redeem?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! MA'AM?! YOU PROSTITUTE????!!!

>>206067485
SAAAAAARRRRRR

>>206064138
>Saar, there no trash here, saar!
Sure thing, buddy

>>206056176
I like the ones where the train's obliterate the indian guy.

Why do Indians wish they were black?

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>>206056176
bharve?

>>206067485
Average nigger here gets into a gang and dies before they hit their thirties.

>>206067859
Superior genetics.

>>206056176
Thank God I am Central Asian, we used to civilize these subhumans

>>206067745
it's a village near a river on the city outskirts. Not many people here for trash to be a problem
>>206067859
I think it would be just me lol
>>206067907
Well the other kind that don't do that then. Don't get me wrong I still hate niggers, I'm just drawn to the sheer white woman pulling power of the modern nigger these days. Also the gibs sound really enticing

>>206068612
saar interracial porn isn't real life

>>206068612
> I'm just drawn to the sheer white woman pulling power of the modern nigger these days
sheer proof that you're a bbc cuck in denial lmfao, if you weren't a saar living in a fantasy hellscape you'd see that even the most retarded white foids recoil in disgust from groids

>>206068843
Oh well, the white women I run into occassionally here, not necessarily American (also do Israelis count?) seem to be all praises for the niggers but I can see how reality may be skewed. And if anything, it's a bbw and mature fetish is what I have and have always had.

>>206069168
any 'white' woman retarded enough to visit the land of poo and rape doesn't represent an entire spectrum of demographics, vihaan, also nobody asked you to talk about ANY of your fetishes

>>206056176
>me when I get access to Sydney Sweeney's piss

>>206062719
>SAARS I'M INDIAN
I really, really wish India was disconnected from the internet. It was better before your country was given our technology.

>>206069243
So it's okay for the other totally straight not a gay cell in their entire being completely straight white guys who spent an inordinate amount of time talking about my dick here to talk about that but not me? Okay

>>206069407
I really wish meat wasn't as expensive for you and I wish you didn't have to fight this hard to achieve a bare minimum quality of life

>>206069469
did i ever even mention them? the fact that you're actively fantasising about another race, specifically their MEN is gay as FUCK, mohan, so please do not redeem the deflection

>>206057826
my dad went to india for two weeks, i have no fucking clue how he managed it. that mother fucked traveled to the shittiest third world hellholes and made it back alive

>>206069577
Oh yes I forgot you were the exception in this anonymous board. And sure you totally aren't the anon who flew off into that tangent about bbc cuck fetish with rage and pain. You are now very close to redeeming

>>206069815
are you attempting to deny your earlier claim? where you said you fantasise about being a black man and having sex with white women?

>>206069887
If that's just a myth and the endless tiktoks and twitter are just a lie then nah. Why would I want a bbc when I'm already highly blessed in that department

Pajeets will be the death of humanity