Wtf??
No Diddy
>>206059654How many accidents has he been in, three?>motorcycle accident>fire in garage>fell down a hillIt’s just way too many bad things.
humiliation ritual just like the pope
>>206059654Yeah I saw that and was like "Didn't he just get third degree burns from a car wreck"
>>206059654Is the mob beating him up or something? We need to hire bodyguards for him.
Two Face orToo Funny?
>>206059654masonic ritual gone bad
>>206059654why's a billionaire at a Hampton Inn?
>You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself owe the mob $2M
Conan took a shot at him and missed
>>206059654Phantom of the Opera?
>>206059654>>206059712is he secretly suicidal and just chickening out at the last moment or something?
>>2060607722 mil, that's it? He could probably sell some trinkets in his garage and get 2 mil no pro
Guy is out there living life at 70+. It's just a given he is going to have accidents. Where as most dudes sitting around watching TV or playing video games all day aren't at much risk for an accident happening.
>>206059712Most "bikers" end up in an accident Especially if they still do it after 60
>>206059712He's getting too old and he's doing stupid dangerous things.
>>206059712>>206060837he's in trouble with loan sharks and they keep beating him up
>>206060893>implying the mob doesn't already own all of that
>>206059654Here's a headline for you Jay: Old Faggot Should Stop Looking into Gloryholes
>>206059654All part of the initiation to get into the C*nny parties the elite of the elite hold. But someone must have been pissed at Jay during his ceremonial beating!
>>206060660Was gonna say, those bruises look a lot like the ones showin in MANY celeb pics where their one eye is mysteriously purple/black.
>>206060773Conan never misses
>>206059654Mavis finally got sick of Jay’s car talk
>>206061775>where their one eye is mysteriously purple/black.Today I will remind them about ADRENOCHROMEDRENOCHROME
>>206059654He just wanted to see what it would be like if Mike Tyson threw a real punch this week.
Gravity is a Letterman and Conan fan. Get fucked you fake nice guy, fake everyman, closet-hiding, corporate lapdog, executive bootlicking, "MAVITH THAID I THOULD GO BACK TO THE THOW BECAUTHE STHE NEEDTH A MORE EXPENTHIVE COFFIN HAVE YOU HEARD THITH HAVE YOU THEEN THITH?", crimson chin looking snake bitch.
He knows something. The elite class is trying to kill him.
>>206059712God is punishing him for spreading degeneracy for decades on television.
Satanic ritual
someone post the collages of celebs with black eyes
>>206059654Jews did this. Leno knows too much.
>>206063450Read the fucking thread you schizo retard.
>>206063581Anon... Leno IS the Jews.
>>206059654Conan sends his regards
>>206059654(((They))) caught him voting for Trump.
>>206059654>>206059712>>206060837Conan did this
Conan is a freemason
>>206063761Coney LeDoux did this?
>>206063761lol Conan is washed
>>206063863heh...
>>206061296my first thought aswell
>>206063022If I was Conan and Letterman I would definitely set aside time every few months to plant booby traps for Jay just to make his life shittier.
>>206060727Rich old men are cheap. The richer they are, the cheaper they are.
>>206059654he's literally turning into Flabber from Beetleborgs kek
>>206063761As the premier kino connisuer of this board, I'd like to weigh in. Conan has always and will always be a sniveling mewling little puke. He has never been funny and he should go back to Haiti
>>206065323>Le kino expert of le board XD>Wasn't even here when this board started Team Coco and the mass livethreads for all of his final episodes or for the biggest hivemind moment in /tv/ history when Norm showed up and about 200 Anons posted "NORM" within 5 secondsBut he's a bad guy because he disagreed with one of your political beliefs your gay dads told you to have when they were molesting you one time. Fucking kill yourself you broccoli headed dysgenic troon in training, I would literally beat you into a fine paste and put a .45 round in your empty brain pan if you ever even tried to speak to me in real life.
>>206059654What the fuck was he doing at a Hampton Inn?
>>206065924>le tough guy bitThe /tv/ consensus is that Conan undid everything based he ever achieved (only good part of his show was Norm btw) with the Haiti shit and that is all he will ever be known for
>>206061296i wouldnt be surprised. the story doesnt make a lot of sense if it isnt something shady like that>The comedian was staying at a Pennsylvania Hampton Inn >when he decided to have dinner at a restaurant before his show.why is a multimillionaire celebrity staying at a shitty hampton >He didn't have a car, so he walkeddoesnt this guy famously have dozens of cars? even if you dont have one, you cant get a driver?>and attempted to take a short cut down a hill that turned out to be more steep than he anticipated. He tumbled 60 feet down the hill, hitting his head on a rock in the process.jay leno is walking down a 60 foot hill to get food? what the fuck is going on
>>206065924>being this mad over an alleged "comedian"He's bad because he isn't funny. Your anger is funny though
>>206066145>>206066348Samefag. Wrong samefag.
>>206066545Yep, what the fuck are you gonna do about it
>>206066145The /tv/ consensus is you're a retarded faggot and you should rope.>>206066348Refer to above you samefaggot zoomoid.
as someone who's worked with the elderly, you'd be surprised how easily they fall due to losing their motor functions
>>206066612I'm going to be content knowing you're mad as fuck and dumb as shit. I accept your concession. :^)
>>206066545>>206066656>>206066699Kamala lost, Haiti is a shithole
>>206059654That's right, he fell down the hill.
>>206066699>:^)ohhh you're not mad, you put a smileywho do you think you're fooling
>>206066145I don't even know what the haiti shit is or care. Go be fat and gay somewhere else.
>>206066781>Go be fat and gay somewhere else.
>>206066716Yes she did, yes it is. Behead all libcucks. You're still wrong and retarded. >>206066773Mad as fuck samefag. I accept your concession. :^)
>>206066851You didn't even know what Haiti is in your other reply you dumb, dumb samefag>Behead all libcucksHello tankiefag>>206066825LOL
>>206066825Did I hit a nerve fatty? Go be fat, brown, and gay somewhere else. You're an embarrassment to God and country.
>>206066612>>206066716>pretending to be mefuck off
>>206066934I'm on your side retard
>>206066904That wasn't me you fat retard. Behead all commies too and subhumans like you too. Now go be a fat, brown, ugly, unlovable faggot somewhere else. Verification not required.
>>206067055Go back to your trooncord, samefaggot>Verification not required.That means you have a "monitored" IP oh no no noEnjoy getting v&
>>206067121>Being this much of a retarded newfaggot and quadrupling down on xey/xem's butthurtYWNBAW. I accept your concession. ;^)
>>206067121>More samefag babblingKys brown, fat, ugly, subhuman faggot monkey. :^)
>>206067121>That means you have a "monitored" IP oh no no no Enjoy getting v&
>>206067121>Being this desperateHoly fucking kek, (You) lost. Downright embarrassing m8
>>206067198>>206067209>>206067277>>206067304I've seen samefagging but this is just unrealnice reddit spacing, schizo, Conan still isn't funny
source?>>206061296>>206064306>>206059837>>206060772
>>206067422Kys already fat retard, I BTFO'd (You) in this thread 5 times :^)
>>206067364>Newfaggot thinks reddit spacing is real and doesn't know the term was invented to out lying retarded newfags like himYouarefuckingretarded.
>>206067364Learn how post timers work and how redditspacing isn't a thing then come back in a few years and apologize for being such a dumb brown faggot.
>>206067471>>206067492>>206067558You're fucking unhinged, imagine doing all of this to defend some shitty late night tv host
>>206067591lel look everyone I think he's crying! I accept your concession. ;^)
>>206059654He tripped.
>>206061003He fell down a hill, anon. Climbing up and down hills is exciting to you? Are you handicapped perchance?
Wtf happened in this thread lol
Unless his face was the only thing that fell down I don't believe his story. Looks more like a beating than falling diwn
>>206063761BASED COCO
>>206067471you're the only fa/tv/irgin here
>>206066158>>206066158Ya I refuse to believe someone like Jay Leno just gets dropped off and waits to be picked up the next day. That's absurd.
>>206061523lmao old people can burst capillaries around their eyes if they cough too hard. you haven't spent much time around nursing homes
>>206059731Stop overusing memes, you fucking retard. This is literally the opposite of a humiliation ritual. He's being punished in secret and the press releases are designed to make it seem like an accident. He obviously did something to displease the Jewish producers.
>you should see the other guy!
>falls off cliff>only face injured >walking around fineSus
>>206070270>This is literally the opposite of a humiliation ritual.>proceeds to explain how it was exactly that
>>206059654Yeah, sure, he "fell", just like Bob Saget.
