Why is there no wicked thread up? I want to defy gravity bros
They are both ugly but the sheboon is specially ugly
>ElphaniggerI shan't be watching
>>206061983wow they're so pretty and majestic! audiences will love this!
>watching americuck slop in current year
>>206061983Why they keep painting niggas green?
>>206062197The witch being a bald black woman, and not an attractive one, is so deliberate you can't not notice it
>>206062364kek I didn't even think of it this way
>>206062197But they are offensively ugly tho.
>>206062049>the sheboon is specially uglyYou know there is literally a song in the musical where the premise is that the white one tries to give her a makeover to make her less ugly but it doesn't work, right?
>>206062485My bad then, great casting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73U3UpaVHcIs it just me or does she seem fine
>>206062647That was my first exposure to this thing. Is she not a bad guy? I'm guessing the Wizard disappoints and she becomes evil?
>>206062932Wicked is one of those postmodern "le villain is ackshually misunderstood with muh tragic backstory" stories. In fact, it's the book that started that entire trend.
>>206063085Which book is that? She died in the book, I think
>>206062932>Is she not a bad guy?As the other anon said, Wicked was Patient Zero for that entire decade of, "the evil woman was actually good!"
>>206061983WE
>>206063439Wicked. It was a book, then a musical, now a movie.
>>206063707>>206063802Oh I had no idea. I thought the musical was just a story based loosely on the character from the Wizard of Oz.
>>206062647She seems nice :)
I had a professor in college who wrote articles about Wicked for a living. I really don't get the academic world
Wackid
>>206063085It must be very boring and unfulfilling to have your sort of mind.
>>206064625>
>>206064625What makes you think that?
>>206063085I just read through the plot summary of the book and holy shitthe Wizard drugged and raped the mother and she gave birth to the witchI didn't expect that
Where tf is the camrip??
>>206065269Damn I read that book when I was like fourteen and all I remember is the clock of the time dragon and Fiyero getting murdered, maybe I should give it another pass
>>206065515>camrip for a movie that isn't out yet???
>>206064625This. It’s much more stimulating to be a homosexual Marxist like you and me and see what sort of things we can shove up our ass and cover in shit literally and figuratively. Baby we were born this way.
>>206063085Stupid zoomer
>>206066076I'm 35 and every girl in my high school class was obsessed with Wicked.
>>206061983so fucking uglylooks like a parody or caricatureAmerica is cooked
>>206061983I liked the musical but if it just the first part is gonna be meh, nothing happens.
>>206065662I think the stuff I said is loosely implied
Black people suck dont think im right live with one
>>206063722WUZ
>>206061983Why is wicked a nigger?
>>206061983I saw a preview screening on Monday, I really liked itIt is very diverse for diversity points, but that aside the singing was surprisingly good as was the actingI thought Ariana would be complete shit but she was actually great
>Actually the main villainess was a GOOD guy and the true main bad guy was the man all alongEvery time.How many has it been? I know Wicked Witch, Maleficent, and the 101 Dalmations bitch.
>>206068256>Every time.>lists three (3) times
>>206061983Sarah Gadon saw Wicked. She is friends with actress Cynthia Erivo you know.
>>206061983Dumb bitches fuck china dick
>>206068512>Dumb bitches fuck china dick
>>206067191Why not?
>>206068142>I thought Ariana would be complete shit but she was actually greatI never watched her kids shows, but she's surprisingly good when she hosts snl
>>206070080I watched her when she was in the live Hairspray it was atrocious Great as Glinda tho
Chuds only celebrate when a woke movie performance badWhen it does good they just ignore it
>>206062197wicked is culture war niggery. you can't decouple the two
>>206070360>just ignore itthere's been daily threads for weeks
>>206061983Take the Wicked Pill /tv/
>>206064625I bet you're the kind of person who thinks we shouldn't think rapists and murders are bad people because maybe they had a sad childhood or some shit
>>206061983Was Dororthy in it? Who plays her? Or part 2?
It’s been years since I’ve seen the musical but why does the wizard want to cage animals in the first place? They mention the great drought yeah but Oz seems to be fine now so the persecution from the wizard seems random and unmotivated besides having a “common enemy” which still isn’t satisfying because Oz seems to be in perfect harmony as is.
They can't be serious
>trailer looks like ass viewed through a CGI rainbow filter>awful marvel-tier effects>wooden acting and insufferable actresses>soulless singing>assumed 3 hour slog fest>less than 10% of theater seats booked for the premiere this weekend where I livebut somehow, the barrage of suspiciously coordinated social media accounts keep parroting it's a smash hit, 11/10, best Oscar picture winner, definite billion dollar box office success, etcsomething's not right
>>206071111what a noggin!
Can't wait to see the breakdown on who went to see this.
>>206070420>>206070420Huh. You just made me realize that "kwijibo" is a dogwhistle missing from our lexicon.
>>206075725go to trump tower in nylook out the north side from 50th floor you'll see those buildings-graceanon
>>206071172>definite billion dollar box office successit's an ariana grande movie. her first main role post-nickelodeon and during her singing career.it's gonna make big numbers regardless of how chuds scream of how woke it supposedly is.i'm not confident if it's gonna make a billion, though.
I've seen Wicked live twice and I gotta say this actually seems like a pretty decent adaptation. It's a shame they are splitting it into 2 parts (and even more jewish that they are very explicitly not advertising this) but at least they won't have a reason to cut anything.
>>206076053The problem isn't wokeness with the movie, it's that it just looks like bottled farts. But the stans keep on staning
>>206070893I haven't seen it yet but it's almost certainly part 2.Act 2 is when all the behind the scenes of 'The Wizard of Oz' stuff happens.
>>206070565NTA but I don't think murderers and rapists are bad people because they are following human nature since we naturally want to really rape and murder shit around us. Politicians, bureocrats and other such rule making/enforcing folks are the real devils who want to slay off your very own fucking souo.
>>206071111Checked.
>>206067049It's also changed in the musical to him simply having an affair with her mother
>>206076653>It's a shame they are splitting it into 2 partsYeah it's goofy that Part 1 is as long as the entire musical.
>>206068810Not him but the role was almost always played by a white woman on stage.The one exception was Alexia Khadime in the West End Production, but that was only from 2008 to 2010 (although she did return to the role last year presumably because of the film adaptation)
>>206061983How the fuck are they able to always pick the most unpleasant to look at woman to play the main role.
>>206063085Wrong
>>206076653>It's a shame they are splitting it into 2 partswhat's fucking shameful is that they aren't making this clear. it's becoming trendy to adapt something, advertise it with ZERO indication there will be multiple parts, and then gaslight everyone by retroactively renaming it to "adaptation part 1" once it's out of theatres. It. Dune.inb4 apologists missing the point tell me "those wouldn't have worked as one movie"
>>206078590i complained about this with It and got nothing but "what are you, stupid? the original miniseries was multiple parts too" responses, just as you said.people love to be lied to if they can convince themselves they were always aware of and above the lie
>>206061983What the fuck happened in the last 3 years? The ogre had her cheek fat ripped out and the fairy is anorexic and almost yellow in skin tone, but that can’t be all.
>yfw Musicalchads be eating tonight albeit in halved proportionsIs this the big fat sexy apology for CATS 2019, Dear Evan Hansen and In The Heights?
>>206061983>black woman paints her skin green>brown woman whitens her skin>no one wants to be black
give me a quick rundown. is this a prequel to oz? is ariana the fairy that sends dorothy to kill the witch?
>>206064625you must be fun at parties
>>206077996crazy how people pretend to care about a gay musical just to be racist