You WILL watch the live action Moana remake starring The Rock in a bad wig and muscle suit.
>>206061991>live action Moana remakeWhy? Why remake a movie that is less than 10 years old? Especially when it already has an animated sequel in the works that isn't even out yet?
>>206061991No I won't.
>>206062879That Dwayne guy? He's somewhat of a bitch who is DESPERATE for a W
>>206061991you'd think Frozen would be the first to get a live action remake
>>206062879The Disney suits are still salty that Zootopia absolutely mogged Moana.
The rock is desperate for a win after the failure of red one. Guy should just give it up we have all had too much of the rock
>>206062879Dwayne Johnson thinks spamming big budget projects will eventually net him the Next Big Thing that makes him more than just The Rock in the public eye.
>>206062996>>206063086Do you think the Rock has anything to do with greenlighting these? I control greenlighting movies just as much as I can control the boxofficeIf Disney wants to go and hire him thats on them
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>>206061991>The Rock needing a muscle suit???Did he give up gear when I wasn't looking or what? I thought the one good thing about this shitty live remake was the fact that Maui's voice actor conveniently looks like Maui so they don't have to change anything there.
>>206069608to be fair to him the character in Moana is a fat fuck so he needs a muscle suit.also I think its a mistake having him. The wig will not work, I bet they already know this. he is too recognisable as a bald man. even looking back at his past roles with hair he looks stupid
>>206062879Jews
>>206069781>fatThat's pure muscle
>>206069608>>206069781Probably has more to do with the tattoos covering the character's entire body. Easier to just print them on a big foam bodysuit he slips on everyday than keep drawing them on him every morning.
>>206061991Why is he LARPing as an islander so hard?
Diabetes island
>>206069364This can't be the live action actress right ? She looks like shit.
>>206061991No, I will watch the live action Lilo and Stitch Several pictures of the lead in this movie are banned on 4chan. Pictures of this actress,a lead in a major Disney production, are not allowed on 4chan
>>206071106Looks like Fofão
>>206066306His company is co-producing it and it does sound like he was the one who convinced Disney to make this
>>206071223Why this nigga got a nutsack for a face?
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>>206062879What's the alternative? Make something new? Just like write a new story and film something that hasn't been done before?
>>206061991Does anyone actually like these live action remakes? Even the ones with better reviews come off really cheap and soulless compared to the animated films they're based on, which are all classics.
