this confuses and enrages the zoomer
>>206065984What basic things have you noticed zoomers can't do?>Change batteries in anything>Turn on an appliance>Change the toilet paper or paper towel roll>Download steam>operate the dishwasher>use a fireplace>peel vegetables>let out the dog>restart the TV
>>206065984Zoomers had cable/satellite, you mean Gen Alpha.
>>206066194Change sheets on a bed. My zoomie nephew literally can't do it, he gets frustrated as he can't tuck it over all the corners without one of them popping back up.
>>206065984>>206066194How old do you guys think Zoomers are? The earliest were born in the late 'Nineties.
>>206066194My zoomer e-friend once moved a program off the windows desktop completely and got confused why it disappeared. I had to figure what happened (while all he was saying was it disappeared but the programs open) and fix it for him
They are all baffled about torrents or emule. A zoomerino asked me the other day how we used to watch old tv shows or anime. I told him about the various ways of pirating stuff and he had no idea about any of them. They literally buy everything
>>206065984I'm a zoomer and I confirm this. But unless you're railroaded into using one I think this applies to all generations in my experience.
>>206065984Is this the "I hate anyone younger than me" thread
>>206066363yeah
>>206065984>cable remotefuck off
>>206066317this confuses and enrages the zoomer
>needing more than this
>>206066363Stop being annoying then. Zoomers going on thr internet was like a global obnoxious little brother
>>206066277Old enough to be able to preform basic tasks and be ashamed when they can't
>>206066414>Be Gen Alpha>Wonder what a disk is
>>206066194this is all stuff my boomer dad and gen x mom taught me so maybe millenials just suck at teaching their kids and siblings... maybe zoomers are our fault
>>206066414>This PCFuck off communists
>>206066444Your generation's fault for giving gen z smartphones.
>>206065984Truly it was a better timeNot always a simpler one though
>>206066483Millenials don't have Zoomer siblings
>>206066722I dont think that math works out
>>206067265>I dont thinkWe know
>>206066791I do
I grew up using a remote (still do ) and I still don't understand half the buttons
>>206067294>knowNothing
>>206066194Use a can opener
>>206067368>NothingPerfect descriptor of Xers and lazylennials
>>206067413>lazyLike your retorts
>>206067350I don't get the letter buttons. Are you supposed to program macros for them or something.
>>206067442>likeTypical 30-something loser vocabulary.
>>206066414I literally look at this every day
>>206067542practice your ABC's during commercial breaks
>>206066194wear a condom
>>206065984lol, that's my exact remote.
No one has ever known what more than two of those buttons are for.Tell me, right now, you have any idea what the "page" button does.
>>206066239I DO you do that?Women just have a special gene for these things, I swear.
>>206068072really nigga those were my most used buttons
>>206067566one finds all properties attributable to you also upon homosexuals
>>206066194download an emulatorSome zoomette was complaining that she wanted to play NES and SNES games but couldn't afford them, so I asked her why not just emulate them? She had no idea what that was and I had to walk her through installing an emulator and downloading roms. We've come full circle with technology, they're almost as helpless as boomers.
>>206068072Probably to change the pages of the tv guide quickly?
>>206068245Old people like>I can't press up and down like a normal person. I need a button labeled "page", because my stupid ass thinks a TV is a book
>>206068072They're for scrolling the guide, super important, you use them all the time
Only richfags will understand
>another jew psyop slide thread and yet here you retards are arguing. The jews use it as a tool to divide us
>>206068072They scroll a full page of channels in the guide...getting digital cable and my family trying to scroll one channel at a time through 200+ channels, nightmarish
It's insane to me that I ever sat down and watched TV, ads included, for hours at a time.People did this all the time in the 2010s too, but at that point you could just pirate everything!
>>206068358You dont even know the origin of the phrase you useful idiot rthedonald retard
>>206068072flips full pages of the tv guide
>>206068396People still do that.and prime has ads now and youtube is just insane. I put an album yt playlist on my phone while doing the dishes and it was thr same unending dickpill ad after every song.Finally made me dl firefox for my phone so i can use ublock
>>206068557Normies really just resist having freedom of choice. I think they struggle to know what to do with it. They love "tuning in" and shutting their brains off. They love that Youtube is now an app on their TV, where the algorithm finds shit for them, and it shows them adds in between videos.I've tried explaining to people, there's good stuff on youtube, and you can literally just search for what you want to see, and they give me that look like I'm telling them to do homework.
>>206066432Ads with Hulu and Netflix on the buttons? No thanks. No 'smart' TVs for me. Fuck all that.
>>206068072Nice bait
>>206065984Imagine having cable cause you're too poor/stupid to have directv. Glad I'm not worthless trash like OP.
>>206065984Confused and enraged far more boomers tbqh.
>>206066194torrent
>>206068072>page" button does.>>206068294>phoneposting retards never know what page up and down is
>>206070197>Nooooo! You have to have wasted countless years in front of the TV like I have!Okay.I'm sorry. I'm sorry it happened to you.Better now?I ought to come to you house, and throw your dumb TV in the trash, and force you to do some exercise.
>>206065984I miss that.now I'm stuck with a wimpy-ass roku remote.
>>206071567>doubles down on being a retardLook fag, press tab or type in a text box...then press down.So now how do you individually go down tabs and how do you scroll the entire page with 1 keyFucking retard
>>206065984Zoomer here. Been using these my whole like. Why would it confuse me?
>>206066432I have this one, except it's Rakuten (which I had never heard about) instead of Hulu.
>>206066194>>206066239>>206067406>>206068164>>206069557Everyone in the the zoomer circles I know can do these>am a zoomer>>206067882Condoms are too uncomfortable
