>Woopsie
>>206177458>abandons wife and children to tackle and stop another man from escaping his fateful deathb-based!
This film touches realities so profound, it's basically unbearable to watch.
>>206177458What movie is this?
>>206177833you're really pissing me off
>>206177458My dad did something similar once. A huge earthquake hit, the dog and cat got scared and run to the balcony, and while I went to grab them, he was already out at the door and didn't even check on the rest of us. I think a lot of men are just cowardly where it counts. I would consider myself an extremely weak-willed person, but I didn't hesitate or feel fear at that moment. And I don't even like feeling close to animals. I suppose such moments reveal your inner truth. But desu, I cannot imagine ever abandoning my children and wife and just running. I am an entirely selfish individual, but such type of thinking just does not compute.
>>206177458This is the equivalent of taking your 8 year old daughters to India.
>>206177833Force Majeure (2014)It's about a Swedish guy who gets cucked by an avalanche, leaving his wife and kids to die to save himself. They don't actually die, but his status as the patriarch of the family is damaged and he acts out to restore himself.
>>206177967Oh no.Anyway
>>206177993>I think a lot of men are just cowardly where it counts.Its more convenient to think that all men are cowards than to realize your dad was a yellow bellied chicken lmaooooooo
>>206178042>swedish male is cowardlyIt’s in their nature. The Vikings weren’t brave men either.
>>206178042More anti male bashing for the masses. Ill skip this one, thank you.
>>206177993Maybe in that flight moment you know there's just no chance in saving your family and likely not even yourself. But the chance of saving yourself is higher. Like Tormund says in the film, the father could potentially dig them out but he couldn't dig himself out and all of them. That or it's just pure ape brain and you consider saving only your own life because you can always start a new family. You can't pass on your bloodline when you're dead.
>>206177833Dominante Impact
>>206177458terrible greenscreen
>>206177993>I am an entirely selfish individualyou literally aren't if your first instinct was to protect your pets, give yourself some credit
>>206177458Wonderful green screen
>>206178372Whenever this video gets posted somewhere on the internet tons of people think it's real.
>>206177993You're less selfish than you think. That sucks though, seeing your dad like that
>>206178042Doesn’t his wife almost cheat on him near the end as a result?
>>206177993>I'm an entirely selfish individual but actually I'm notYou fuckin goofball.
>>206177458I'm on his side, what they fuck did they expected?
>>206178375Just suck his dick already, jeez
>>206177458Their clothes are far too dark for what is supposedly an outdoor scene in the snow
>>206178497Their father to not consider his own survival before theirs?
>>206178564Well he can't help them survive if he's dead. Idk why the family just stood there watching the avalanche for so long anyway.
>>206178557Your dick is far too small for what was supposedly born a man
>>206178637>Idk why the family just stood there watching the avalanche for so longIn the film they don't know what is happening. The father even tries to tell them not to worry because he believes it to be a controlled avalanche. So they only freak out when it's too late.
>>206178637Because he kept telling them it's safe.Anyway this is all nonsense. If you as a moral society expect men to die for their families you'd better offer something better than the modern life of a frigid, "independant" wife and two bratty children indoctrinated by the state to become good social democrat lickspittles of the swedish elite.
>>206178726>a frigid, "independant" wife and two bratty children indoctrinated by the state to become good social democrat lickspittles of the swedish elite.One couls argue this is his fault as well. You reap what you sow.
>>206178522sorry i forgot i have to be hostile to everyone for no reason on here
>>206178236I can't decide if you lack reading comprehension, are b8ing, or are a retarded nigger.>>206178342You can dress it up any way you want, it's still unforgivable. It's not a split second decision, there's buildup.>muh genez muh ape brainz muh dickzRidiculous. Why would anyone want to keep on living knowing they've, hypothetically in this instance, let their own flesh and blood die? It's inconceivable. >>206178375No, no, I am. I do not feel connected to anyone. The moment I get close to someone, I get disgusted, withdraw and go away. I've lied, cheated and effectively hurt people to get what I want, and never felt anything. I am just held back because I'm autistic about certain values. >>206178452Eh, he's got a lot more psychological issues. Once we were watching a flick, I don't remember which, and the conversation went to whether killing someone to get your kid/wife/etc back was alright. His response?>I wouldn't kill anyone for you, I wouldn't risk going to Hell for thatTwo days later he was cursing God for some inane BS. And another time he called me a "Friend of the Devil". He's done a whole lot worse. But honestly, I don't care. As long as he keeps bringing me money to spend and slaves like a bitch in the life he chose, it's alright by me. He's got psychological issues which cost me too much for me to care anymore. But in that moment I felt nothing. I didn't feel betrayed. I didn't care. Because I only care about me. I don't think I'm capable of love desu. >>206178492You don't understand. You think I'm just humblebragging, but I'm not. Ever since I was a child, like 5 or 6, I fantasized about my parents dying so that I could be all alone. I hate being connected to people. I went there to grab the pets because I'm autistic about sense of duty, and I generally don't want to make people/animals suffer. My mind works differently. I'm an evil retard, I'm just not directly malicious to become a problem.
>>206178805Ill let it go this time but next time you better call me an asshole
>>206178835>I can't decideYes, yes, we all know you inherited your weak will from your father.
>>206178835Whoa cool it there Hemmingway.
>>206178726Pretty much. Almost as bad as dying for Israel.
>>206177833Tsunami
>>206178835>You can dress it up any way you wantape brain don't have time for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxZOO8JlJM
>>206178340retard
>>206179002>TsunamiOf the Johnny varaiety?
>>206179195>Ad hominem I accept your concession
>>206178974>fat gf and her fat friends>life is goodMust be an architect
>>206179204>Brink!>Johnny Tsunami>Halloweentown>Smart House
>>206179256Retard
>>206179256retard
>>206177458>swedish commentary on masculinity and menuhm...
>>206179378>>206179392
>>206178042So he has to come up with a way to murder them and make it look like an accident, right?
>>206179426nice crop retard
>>206177993>>206177613>>206177458kek.whats some disaster comedy kinos
>>206178793You're not allowed to sow anything besides bad fruit nowadays. Don't expect men to tend to the harvest.
>>206178042Cowardly men are uniquely disgusting
>>206177458He shouldn't have ever got married and had a family, obviously. >>206177833The Sopranos Season 8
>>206179023it's a Will Ferrell movie. isn't he overthinking it?
>men and women are 100% equal and the same>gender is so fluid that you can swap back and forth if you want, turn your penis inside out, etc.>but women and children first lol and if you don't also act like a 50s dad you're a pussy and you have to always take initiative with women still because they'll never make the first move lol
>Swedish cultural scribents keeped jerking off about this movie for what felt like yearsIt's propaganda, isn't it?
Is that a heckin' moral dilemma and ethical question? No! It must be Jewish propaganda!
>women and children first!!>quickly identify as female>you can now escape first and save yourself and nobody can blame youcheckmate liberals
>>206180193Ruben Östlund is our best filmmaker by far right now and has been nominated for oscars. That's why.
what was up with the gay dance floor scene
>>206178342So rather than TRY save your family and potentially die with them you'd rather just run away and live with that lmao
>>206178342>tell everyone your a virgin without telling everyone your a virgin
>>206177458>clothes tables, food and drinkSo I'm guessing they're literally right next to a building with walls? So just run inside of the establishment. Where's the fucking danger here?
>>206180545if youre like 40s or younger you can still start a new family. not to mention if you sacrifice yourself for your wife and kids she'll get a new bf/husband soon after and your kids will love him as their dad. its not worth it
>>206179256You truly are a retard tho
>>206180737So u haven't experienced love or emotional attachment in ur life lmao. Thinking ahead like this when u have a family is just not real or just shows it's all fake shit and the marriage is a scam and will disintegrate
>>206177833Sandstorm (Directed by Darude)
>>206178340There are no men in Sweden.
>>206177833Problem Mountain 2
>>206179480Thanks!
>>206177993>NOT THE HECKIN FLUFFERINOS!!!!You are a fucking faggot dude, fuck your dumb pets.How dare you disrespect your dad like that.
>>206179625So stay single. You dont HAVE to sow anything at all
>>206180059Are you suprised? Modern feminists are professional cherry pickers.
>>206177458>you have to save women and sacrifice yourself>are women weaker,>wtf no you incel>are they in any way less capable or weaker than men?>noo ofc not, chudit makes no sense, why cant the mother save them?
>>206180545I mean, I would never be in that situation in the first place...
>>206180965K
>>206181217No women either
>>206178665I will not stand for this blatant transphobia!
>>206178340Actual idiot post lol the movie is about a selfish man and I’m sorry if that offends you so much that you won’t watch it, it’s actually a pretty great film
>>206181493The general principle of life is that you always get the worst of both worlds.
>>206181652Nice try, retard
>>206179195Why is he retarded?
>>206181750>NOO YOU CANT HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN MINE REEEEElmao, idiot
>>206178334kek are you finnish, irish, or english by any chance? sounds like somebody's ancestors got fucked up by the nordics!
>>206181962Dont associate with me, retard.
>>206181344Kill yourself faggot.
>>206177993>>206178835>Dad does what's smart and gets out of the danger are like an any intelligent man would so he can keep living long enough to protect his family>your dumb-ass wanders around the house during an Earthquake looking for the le heckin' flufferinos, putting yourself AND the pets in danger, AND your family if they have to come retrieve youYour Dad is an intelligent man and you're a lip-smacking retard who thinks with his short-sighted Reddit-tier emotions and will get both yourself and maybe even others killed over it.
>>206180429What happened to Moodyson? He used to be Sweden's top guy
>>206181984What? if your opinion is baseless and inhibits your enjoyment of things you might just be the idiot, idiot
>>206177458He did nothing wrong. The family saw that the father got up to leave and should have followed him instead of waiting to die.
>>206177458>obvious green screen
>>206180586Femcel reply
>>206177458is this how the russian nigga from BRAT died bros?i miss that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>206179426
>>206184668This is where we barbecue equality and tolerance. Scary stuff
>>206178835Jesus christ this attention whoring.
>>206178481i dont remember that, but the reason they're on vacation was cause the husband cheated on his wife
>>206178835You sound like a complete faggot
>>206177993>I didn't hesitate or feel fear at that moment.Because you were a kid with nothing to lose. >I suppose such moments reveal your inner truth.No, he was just surprised and his fight-or-flight kicked in super hard at that moment. You're overthinking things by a huge margin.
>>206178340Nice>all men are represented by this one guyLITERAL woman logic
If all life is equal, why are we denigrating this man for saving his own life? What's with the whole "women and children first" mentality that even permeates 4chan's /tv/ board?
>>206185356yes the film is a commentary on swedish men
>>206178726>a frigid, "independant" wife His fault for marrying that. Red flags exist. >and two bratty childrenParents' fault for raising them like that.
>>206178835>yes I'm evil but my dad rightfully pointed that out one timeIt's starting to sound like the dad was a lot more sympathetic than you first portrayed him, I'd leave you behind too.
>>206181477>Modern feministsDidn't realize the guys itt blaming the dad for literally everything were feminists.
>>206177458powerful scene when you realize the avalanche is a metaphor for third world immigration
>>206180631Yes, green walls.>>206180737>not to mention if you sacrifice yourself for your wife and kids she'll get a new bf/husband soon after and your kids will love him as their dad.Fuck, too true.
>>206181750>Perfectly describes the film>NOOO YOU ARE RETARDEDhuh?
>>206177769This is the same feelings felt throughout witnessing the film "Now you see me" very gorgeous cinema experience.
>>206178042so it's that episode of Seinfeld where George pushes aside kids and the elderly to get out of a fire, but a whole movie? I see.
>>206177458based.fuck women & children.
>>206181885>The general principle of life as a manftfy
>woman just stands thereyeah it's the guy's fault for not carrying them all the absolute gall of assuming the woman had any agency of her own
>>206178042How the hell do I get into skiing or snowboarding bros
>>206186169have moneylive near enough to a seasonal mountain where you won't dread the commuteget lessonsit'll take a whilehave fun
>>206181234kek
>>206185466it's just a movie retard. If you feel identified by him, that's your problem
>>206181750>panic in an unfamiliar, scary situation>you are now evil and selfish and bad Lmao fuck off
>>206181344How's 8th grade going, edgy tryhard?
>>206186928it doesnt matter what happens, as a grown man, protecting the people you love should always be n1 priority. no matter if its a natural disaster, niggers barging in your front door or aliens showing up in your backyardthis guy exposed himself as a weak willed fraud and he gets called out by his wife for it, you should have no compassion with such slack jawed whimps
>>206177833On Her Majesty Secret Service
>>206177833Frozen
>>206186169Can you ice skate? I learned that before I learned to ski, and the principles/mechanics are very similart. never learned to snowboard
>>206177458What a pussy daddy turned out to be
>>206177833Virgin Mountain
>>206185821He was sitting there gaslighting her the whole time that it was perfectly fine. For a bunch of people who always say the woman should listen to the man, you sure seem to hate seeing it in action when it happens to go wrong.
>>206183411one of the dumbest posts i've seen in awhile, quite a feat anon
>>206187071You talk big but you would be no different in that situation.
>>206187413Yes I would
>>206186169it's really easy1) be white2) go to a western mountain resort3) rent equipment4) take lessons (skip if you know how to ski)5) skit. guy that skis
>>206188031>Renting if you do it oftenBut why, renting is generally so expensive, just buy the damn stuff
>>206188134i don't get to do it often :'(
>>206177833Ben Hur
also, sometimes renting is the way to gofor instance, if you are out at a time when the snow cover is a little thin in places, then it's better to risk shredding someone else's skis on rocks/gravel than your own
>>2061820131000 bucks says you aren't Swedish either you LARPing faggot
>>206185782They actually made an American remake with Julia Louis Drefus as the wife. The husband was Will Ferrell and the joke was that he grabbed his phone instead of them. Kek. Only saw the trailer tho.
>>206177458Never trust a nigga whose wife calls him Thomas.
>>206177458HE WAS CLEARING THE WAY FOR AN EXIT
>>206177458>SS Arctic, an American paddle steamer owned by the Collins Line, sank on September 27, 1854, 50 miles (80 km) off the coast of Newfoundland after a collision with SS Vesta, a much smaller French vessel. Passenger and crew lists indicate that there were probably more than 400 on board; of these, only 88 survived, most of whom were members of the crew. All the women and children on board perished, along with the family of the owner of the Collins Line.
>>206186169if you're over 22 it's too late for you
>>206190786>La Bourgogne was sunk by collision with the sailing ship Cromartyshire. The two ships were in thick fog off Newfoundland, and Cromartyshire had reduced speed, but La Bourgogne was steaming at high speed. It was alleged that after the collision, some of the steamship's officers failed to do their duty to minimise loss of life, and members of either her own crew or a group of seamen who were steerage passengers fought to save themselves to the exclusion of other passengers.>Only 13 percent of her passengers survived, compared with 48 percent of her crew. 200 of her passengers were women, but only one survived. Passengers included numerous children, none of whom survived.>Because the hypotheses have been derived mainly from evidence from the Titanic disaster (and to some extent from the Lusitania), we focus primarily on the 16 previously uninvestigated shipwrecks, data that we label as our main sample (MS). We denote the full sample including all shipwrecks in our data FS. Fig. 1 displays that, in the MS, crew members have the highest survival rate, followed by captains and male passengers, whereas the lowest survival rates are observed for women and children. This pattern stands in sharp contrast to the pattern observed for the Titanic.
Are avalanches even dangerous at all if you're even a bit above the ground level? Not to mention that in the first world at least they constantly survey snow level near towns and ski stationsIf anything you should go inside so your food doesn't get topped up with snow
>>206178497I was on his side until he vehemently denied it
>>206180429I liked the movie with the bus driver kicking the people off
>>206177769How can you post drivel like this?
>>206178194You can't read?
>>206177993Uh... If you are so based why didn't you save your dad instead of waiting for him to save you tho
>>206177833>The Avalanche Think It Have One on Foxy pa, But He Fools It
>>206187386>gaslighting herAre you implying the guy and the avalanche were in cahoots?
>>206180429Ostlund is the Armond White of festival darlings.
>>206177833Read the filename.
>>206184915He's like a Harnett with actual hardship experience
>>206186169i learned how to ski in 2 days, the younger you are the better. it's expensive as fuck if you don't live close to the mountains
>>206177993most modern men are cowards. but it's also prudent not to throw away your life for people who aren't worth it
>>206178042that seems like it would be bad for the knees
