what have they ever done cinematically that is worth caring about?
Mad maxWake in FrightAnimal KingdomHe Died with a Felafel in his handThe Man from Hong KongDark CityBreaker MorantGallipoliThe CastleElectric Boogaloo (documentary)Hercules ReturnsBad Boy Bubbyand shitloads more.
>>206239504Chopper is a certified comedy classic
>>206239504Yes they have, the anon above already listed several and there are many others:RoadgamesWalkaboutPicnic at Hanging RockFortressWolf CreekMystery RoadLast Wave
PriscillaMuriel's WeddingStrictly Ballroom
Danger 5
>the dish>the interview>two handswould add theseshame they stopped making good films, like the rest of the world
Breaker Morant
Long Weekend (1978). Stop ignoring Long Weekend it's better than Wake in fright
Body Melt
Also PROOF. Best of Hugo Weaving + Russell Crowe.
>>206239504Really? They have done so much
>>206240653>>206240989People forget that The Matrix was basically an Australian production.
my dream is to make a WWI epic film but who in this day and age would finance it
>>206239504Super Trash Bros. VS. Dankey Kang
>>206242515am from Australia can confirm all of that movie is accurate
>>206242469It's great and so's the remake but they're very different from Wake in Fright in terms of genre, plot etc
They have about 5 films that are worth watching. Keep in mind, that's like 5 over a century or more. So it's pretty abysmal.
>>206243111>They have about 5 films that are worth watchingcanada...
>>206239504>>206240894>Im flying im fuckin flying m8
"Two Hands" is kino
The cars that ate Paris is very quaint. I think there was some odd looking comic guy from the early 70s in a clunky indie. It had unique Aussie character, or just autist of their time/place.
Wake in Fright is Canadian.
Something NZ related.
Cat Sick Blues
>>206239504Wyrmwood
>>206239504True Story of the Kelly Gang.
>>206239504all the Peter Weir films
>>206242719nothing epic about moving the trench 3 inches north in two years and dying of trench foot, so they are right not to finance it
>>206242452+1, underappreciated film.
>>206250325this, love pinic at hanging rock
>>206240653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIEbUBy2NsU
>>206239504I wish i had an Australian boyfriend or girlfriend.
Took too long for someone to post this.
>>206250859lick me clit or dick ya poofta cunt
HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU CUNTS FORGET
Was Dead Alive NZ or Aussie?
Came out last year.
>>206251289NZ, it’s Peter Jackson.
>>206251289NZ because it's relevant.
>>206251281HAVE YOU EVEREVER FELT LIKE THIS
>>206251281>>206251457Fuck you now this going to be stuck in my head
Walkabout, you dumb poofter
>>206239504Farscape
OP is an annoying faggot, he posts the same shit on /v/ almost every day at the same time, with the same picture in the OP asking about Australian video games.basically a faggot that should get gutter stomped like every other autistic freak that makes the same shitty threads over and over.
>>206239504Chopperhttps://youtu.be/YQZ62LGXeoA?si=9Ksa3vmkknpVfrrv
>>206251414kek, true
GEN Z BOSS IN A MINIGEN Z BOSS IN A MINITTIE BITTIE TITTIES AND A BOBITTIE BITTIE TITTIES AND A BOB
>>206251281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VAT9DKBywE
Nothing
>>206250513did i say trenches? no, i meant in the desert
Mr Inbetween
straya talk like onions
Our cinema really peaked in the 80s. These days it's Dad's Google History and >>206253315I don't know who to blame. It feels like all our talent now goes to LA, and whatever is left is nepo ABC cunts.
Australians invented the modern film industryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Kelly_Gang
>>206255080The only good looking women come to LA to get fucked
>>206240653anything from this century?
If you lil kai's and cody's were as chad as you profess to be, you'd impregnate these bitches.I'd love to have my breakfast in Venice without hearing these sluts with their disgusting accents. "Man up" or something you fucking pussies.
>>206255405Son of a gun The rover Animal kingdom
>>206255080You can unironically blame the governments for decades of not providing sufficient funding for a local entertainment industry to survive. The glut of reality shows was more acute here than elsewhere for this reason. All the networks and public broadcasters determined years ago that they simply couldn't afford to fill their broadcast hours with scripted narrative productions, and the moviemakers are in the same boat. The local market simply isn't big enough.
>>206256201Now we're talking. This is probably/partially to blame for the infestation of my city.
>>206239504They had a ten year run nothing before the early 70s and nothing after the early 80s.
>>206240653>Completely omits The MatrixWhy are cunts like this?
>>206257043Matrix is troon and Keeno isn't straya
>>206257119It's trooned out after the fact, that's not the fault of Australia, matrix was pure kino in the zeros
I'm spending my mom's 401k to go to sidney for a lord of the rings tour
>>206257174Dark City was good. Is that New Zeeland?
bad teeth and poor hygiene is australian
>>206257465My dad gave me some of his Australian equivalent of a 401k but in shares. I'm always wanting to sell them and buy different shares that'll perform better because I don't like the idea of having all that money in just one stock. I don't even want to bring it up with him even though I know he'd probably agree but I feel like he wouldn't want me to touch the money at all. I feel like he gave it to me as a kind of "here's a little fund of your own, don't touch it, let it grow" type deal.
>>206257819What are you going to do then?
>>206257465>go to sidney for a lord of the rings tourWhat the fuck is Lord of the Rings related in Sydney?
>>206258007huh?We are talking australia movies, keep up.
not fucking a spider mate
Is Piotr Jackson the President of Australia now?
Finding Nemo since we're talking Sydney, most of that was filmed in Sydney.
>>206239504
>>206259836That was NZ you dumb burger.
>>206257884Leave it and keep living off centrelink payments
>>206260489>centrelink paymentswhut are those???ps cunt
As an Australian, Wolf Creek and The Castle.And they barely make the cut of 'worth' caring about.This nation is devoid of creativity for the most part and it's hard to put my finger on why.Music and visual arts is the same thing, Australians aren't creatives.
>>206260738oofMusic can be kinda coolFilm is kinda trashCreativity is there but misguidedOutsider and willing to admit I'm wrongI don't know what your identity is, y'all just follow American left five years too late
>>206260886>y'all
>>206260738Our music scene is bretty decent if you're willing to tolerate the insufferable cult of leftwing personalities that come along with it. Main issue is the universities that teach these subjects are all being taught by professors who have no experience or anything of note to give, whereas the equivalent degrees in the US (at least at higher-tier unis) are taught by people with published works that generally achieved some degree of commercial success. I work in a 3D design studio and let me tell you that none of the 3d artists were hired locally, though there are quite a few concept artists that are Aussie. I have had one of them tell me the problem definitely arises at the university level, with untalented professors teaching courses that are beyond their scope. One of them had their concept art course being taught by a person whose major was typography.
is this any good? lots of talent involved
>>206239504Australia doesn’t have enough tax evasion loopholes for film making
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Kelly_GangKino wouldn't exist without Australia, you'd still be shitting and pissing yourself to 10 second long clips of trains
>>206261489yesI lived there for a while. It was cool.I came back recently and you guys (y'all) sound effeminate and frail as fuck now. I'm just asking, what happened? It's shocking. I thought you people were "hard cunts" but it's gone now and it's fucked up. Shit is sad and depressing.
>>206261765It does if your story includes a gay transgender abo
>>206239504Romper Stomper
>>206261677One anon hates it but it is good. It's the red dead film isn't it
>>206261985I thought Russel Crow was a NZ guy
The square
>>206261765lol 5 cents on the dollaridoo for the rest of the world. Maybe get some water and nice hotels.
This video was funny when the entire country didn't sound this weak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ
>>206261804melbourne was at the forefront of global cinema in the '20s. which is fairly sad when you think about our contributions now
>>206261524Greig Fraser said there were investment in commercials and mv's, that's how he came up to eventually do movies. Suburban living doesn't help creatives, it's on the job they learned to make things work.
>>206242370The Interview is great, I though it'd be a snoozefest but it's gripping the entire way through
>>206260738as an australian, we are generally comfortable and therefore incurious. there's no real support for any of the arts, and what is made has to hit a weird "australia quota" and therefore comes across like a weird parody. we don't have a national mythology or any national symbols. america has its cowboys and frontier spirit and world war 2. australia is just a cultural desert. it doesn't help that the usual australian semi-ironic humor doesn't lend well to foreign audiences. growing up as an australian, the worst thing you could ever do was to care about something and take it seriously, but you need to do that as an artist. the only thing australia cares about is sports.
and a lot of the australian stuff that does get any kind of foreign traction is basically an obvious rip off of something else. i mean, i like aunty donna, but they're clearly cribbing heavily from tim and eric and that doom house film by something awful back in the day.
>>206262649>the only thing australia cares about is sports.Truth. This place is a right shithole if you don't like sport.
>>206262461You weren't alive in 1920.
>>206239504NeighboursHome And AwayCrocodile DundeeKylie Minogue
The Rover was fucking awesome
>>206262730so? you can read about what it was like back then. afaik we had the biggest number of cinemas in the world
>>206262742Two of those are soap operas and one is a person
>>206249862Stork 1970, found it
>>206262700Which sport did you win in the last 5 years?Olympics didn't even have you on the radar. They banned several countries and you didn't win shit.You don't even swim anymore.
>>206262786I see you've played what's Australia ever done before.
what australia suffers from is that even our biggest cities act like they're small towns. the afl grand final is honestly pathetic. the weird ute parade, the fact that the pre-show talent is always so cheap. we just utterly refuse to modernize and instead let our culture linger in a bizarre suburban hell. also, our internet infrastructure is fucking garbage for a first world country.
>>206260738>Music and visual arts is the same thing, Australians aren't creatives.At least we do decently at Eurovision
>>206262649Outback isn't your monument valley? Kek. That's why picnic at hanging rock is still a shorthand for some kinda karmic retribution for being on stolen land, or just disorientation about being aussie. Steve Irwin was probably aussie kino for a while
>>206239504there's too many pajeets to do anything worthwhile in this country anymore
>>206262759Nonsense but sure, showing what fucking content?
>>206263000That is your fault. Stop bitching and do something, fag voice.
>>206262961Australia is the best european country and it's not even close.
>>206263011>contentwhy are you getting bitchy? you can look this up. there were a ton of silent films being shown. there's a documentary about it too. 'the lost city of melbourne'. the other anon mentioned the history of the kelly gang, which was quite historical
>>206239504the best Australian movies I've seen as an Australian arethe stranger, nitram, snowtown, the boys, romper stomper, animal kingdom, two hands, chopper, the true story of the Kelly gang, the first mad max, dogs in space, Malcolm, bad boy bubby, looking for alibrandi, Muriel's wedding, Priscilla and the castle I think Australian movies are only good when they're being gritty, vague and sparse other than that they are pretty shitthe fat pizza/housos/swift n shift stuff Pauly made are ok too if you want to see a time capsule of early 2000s humor
>>206263236I might add I don't think Australian cinema is inherently appealing to anyone aside from Australians nostalgic for the locations or events shown in the films...purely because they can associate with it because Australia sucks but also Australia is full of people wanting to go>oh I know that place I've been there I'm the best
As someone who is a 2nd/3rd gen immigrant to Australia I really fucking despise Australian popular cultureBreak Morant is the only decent Australian film I've seen but then the cultural cringe I get prevents me from enjoying a lot of Australian classics
>>206263412fuck off we're full
>>206242452this
>>206263236yeah, pizza and fat pizzare genuinely a perfect time capsule of early 2000s australia.
>>206263412leave cunt
>>206263412>2nd/3rd genwhat is it wog?
>>206263412daygo cunt
>>206263513If Britain hadn't shot itself in the foot with Brexit I might have but as it stands I'm staying here whilst keeping my motherland in mind>>206263554NoEngland and Scotland but mostly England
g'day malaka
>>206263443>>206263513>>206263554>>206263577talk about cultural cringe..
>>206255405Australia doesn't have any culture anymore that's why there's nothing new being made. When was the last time Australia was truly Australia? When did assimilation die in favour of multiculturalism? It probably lines up exactly with the death of if Australian film and television.
>>206263633Convict mentality
>>206263443Lel Australia has to be one of the least full euro adjacent countries in the world including Canada and USA. Personally I like varied weather and biomes so I'd never spend more than a season there
>>206239504Now that's what I call a knife.
I don't know why we pay attention to these people. I like fucking their women though.
>>206263633it won't ever be your culture
>>206263782What culture? You ain't a 'treaty yeah' and you never will be. Go away, but leave the hoes.
Sorry to break it to you Aussies but Australia, Canada, and USA form the trinity of former euro countries that in the modern age have honogenized their culture to such an extent that they are globalist countries barely different than the others. Least america has its ingrained patriotism, what is Australia's defining trait?
>>206263782my father and grandfather were ANZACs... the fucking prison colony parochialism is infuriating, though. we don't even have a reason to be so ideologically isolationist, unlike america. i can only bare melbourne, because at least this city looks towards the rest of the world, and not our backyard hills hoist...
>>206262649I feel like I'm the only white male in my suburb. It's fucked here
>>206262649>we don't have a national mythology or any national symbols.???are you retarded? the fucking ANZACs? gallipoli? ned kelly? we're the youngest country in the world. we don't have the kind of history europe or asia does..
>>206250723christ kid you're a weirdo!
>>206263887>what is Australia's defining trait?Nothing. It's a satellite nation with a predominately white demographic. A testing ground for developed countries. Like testing cosmetics and medicine on apes.
>>206263923What suburb? I lived in Balaclava and St. Kilda for a few years before I bailed.
>>206263887>what is Australia's defining trait?Mateship.
>>206263887Highest per adult gambling losses worldwide
>>206264187kekdegenerate convict brains
>>206264011muh heckin anzacs. every country has soldiers, anon, and we share those guys with new zealand. and yeah lol gallipoli, the battle where we got sent to die by the british and the most notable thing is that we managed to withdraw with no casualties. incredible stuff. ned kelly is just a poor man's cowboy.
>>206264093Ware St. in Fairfield Sydney
>>206264270>every country has soldiers, anon, and we share those guys with new zealand.You're retarded. Maybe dust off some history books, mate. You don't have a clue.
>>206264271Oh shit, Sydney. I lived in Tamarama (sp?) for a year.
>>206264309cope bitch. muh heckin anzacs lmfao
>>206264093Laverton
>>206239504Let you film in our country for cheap faggot
>>206264271>>206264318You Sydney Cocaine fags didn't stay up late enough for me. Melbourne was perfect for my insomniac type.
>>206264347You think we lack a national myth, and you dismiss the Diggers? I'm not the one coping. You can't dismiss a national myth just because you don't like it.
Biopic when?
>>206264429gronk of the gronks
>>206264365Airport? or am I wrong? Not native.
>>206264429maybe, should I know who that is?
>>206264309here's some history for you, which you'd understand if you weren't a brainrot zoomer. the anzac veneration only got legs under the howard government because he desperately wanted us to be america. even if you extend it back to bob hawke who is credited with starting it it still only goes back to 1990. idiot bitch. absolute lifetime bitch.
>>206263923just like in Canada then
>>206264515I walked past my old high school the other day. All the kids were brown. Not a single white kid. It was strange to see. I wonder what those kids think when they see a white Australian in public. I can't even imagine. I think everyone I went to school with has moved away by now. Graduated, gotten jobs, started renting, bought houses, moved overseas. Who knows. I stopped talking to them all over a decade ago. I feel like I'm not supposed to be here. I'm only still here because I'm a NEET.
>>206264429we need to bring back the death penalty for faggotry
>>206262649>we don't have a national mythology or any national symbols. america has its cowboys and frontier spiritHistorically illiterate, terminally online zoomer isn't aware of bushrangers like Ned Kelly, bush bards like Henry Lawson and Banjo Paterson, the bush paintings of Frederick McCubbin, Arthur Streeton, and others of the Heidelberg School movement, the various political firsts achieved by the Eureka rebels, striking shearers, other radicals (secret ballot, universal male suffrage, 8-hour workday etc)White Australia already had already come up with its own distinctive culture and national mythos by the 1880s
>>206255405Has there been anything good at all this century?
for me, it's kevvy'osevvy or something. Did he say soz or was that the girl one?
>>206264625>Tom Robertsi felt like a retard when I only found out about his paintings from a turk, learning about our country. great stuff though
>>206239504More than what your dogshit backwater country has ever done ya weak sissy wimp
your politics are funny like when a dog does something and it's like haha he thinks he's people lol
>>206251281wasn't there an episode where the younger brother gets a fish stuck in his dick and is able to use it like a propeller?
>>206264769tooheys is a new zealnds beer isn't it? I'm so confused. Does New Zeeland own Australia or vice versa?
>>206264892yes
>>206251281too white. ruins the immersions.
>>206264270>ned kelly is just a poor man's cowboy.There is nothing approaching him in the American old west. Kelly's story has a wow factor to it that makes Billy the Kid's quite dull by comparison
>>206264892sounds like a round twist paul jenner
Is it true that yall gonna need to show ID before posting next year because of teenagers committing sudoku???
>>206264625literally no one beyond weird academics have cared about any of this shit you've listed for a hundred years. it's funny when you look up the heidelberg school movement and its legacy is only within australia lmfao and there's like three notable people but look it had massive influence on... dead-end australian cinema. people are still going to be writing stories about cowboys in a hundred years, ain't no one going to care about anything you listed. cope.
>>206263896It's "fuck off we're full" or become Canada (Chindia).
Atmahatyā
>>206264917Where the fuck does it say 'Tooheys' ya dog cunt poof. Put your glasses on and read it says fuckin' VB as in Vomit Bomb ya little pinched off piece of troon shit
I just want to know who is responsible for bringing Afghan and Sudanese people to Australia and giving them housing. Who is behind it? What are their names?
>>206263896I lived in Melbourne and I loved it. I'd be upset if you failed to protect it.
Is Australia really like this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jiFGQp9WbrYHow come we don't see more native australians in films?
>>206265094way to shut down a thread
>>206265025>literally no one beyond weird academics have cared about any of this shit you've listed for a hundred yearsPretty much everyone growing up in Australia recognises their paintings. Many homes still display prints, or have a Heidelberg School coffee table book somewhere. Their work forms part of the general background of things. I was in a pub only a few weeks ago that had McCubbins on the wall. And who gives a shit if their paintings aren't world famous, it's our own movement
>>206265094I've never lived in a house before. If I moved to Sudan you think those black cunts gonna give me housing and free shit?
>>206265163I got some dot shit when I lived there. Never met them living in Melbourne though.
>>206265045>>206265118yes, I hate chinks and jeets too. but, the same attitude is shown to america and europe. which is nonsensical to me. i would fucking love some european culture to counter the jeet infiltration that kills our city's vitality. wogs and slavs ended up making melbourne's inner city, a fun & lively place to be. jeets and chinks don't do that, they just financially exploit. and east africans just become criminals
>>206255405
>>206265212whats the difference? I don't live there anymore.perogi over naan?
>>206255405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpOBX427ZI
VB is unironically great and I'm tired of pretending isn't. My heartfelt condolences to all non-Australian's who must endure life without this sacred elixir.
>>206265323Good ole, Jo. Top cunt he was
>>206251281>that episode where Pete and Linda kissI remember /v/ cooming over it in a watch party in 2013, lol
>>206265323aussie icon
>>206265410It gave me a headache on the first bottle am i a weak cunt?
>>206255405not really, film Australia won't fund anything that isn't focused on abo's, immigrants or a buttfuck nowhere outback town, so ofcourse nothing they give finance to makes money which in turn makes Aussie films look like a bad investment which scares away independent investors and in turn makes film makers even more reliant on funding from film Australia which has killed our movie industry
>>206239504My short films
>>206265530You sound like a farkin fairy that needs to be deported back to poofville
>>206265431>wasHe lives!
>>206264011>the fucking ANZACs? gallipoli? ned kelly?All incredibly dull
>>206265566Oh, I saw this when I was a kid. I thought it was British.
>>206265640That mad lad
>>206265212Africans are the worst. I wouldn't care if I was the last white person in Melbourne, as long as Africans were deported. All they do is form gangs and carry knives and rob and stab people. Every other minority group I don't mind.
>>206265656It's an Aussie flick.
>>206265649I know a trannys butt plug like you wants a live adaption of My little pony but youre not gonna get it so fuck off
>>206265323
>>206265734ok cool my bad
This show was really comfy>tfw no flapper detective gf
>>206265761>see them while channel surfing>immediately change the channel
>>206265719we don't even get the historically civilised & Christian ethiopians. it's all their sub-human muslim neighbours. they also try to put out retarded yank nigger music that sends me into a fury
>>206265749Sorry but Australian history is boring.Don't like Ned KellyDon't like ColonialsDon't like Banjo Patterson Don't like AbosDon't like Eureka StockadeDon't like ANZACDon't like GallipoliDon't like the bushDon't like the outbackDon't like the Opera houseMidnight oil can get fucked
>>206265761is queezycam guy still alive?did margo molest any kids yet?
I liked The Dry with Eric Bana, also the two Extraction movies are pretty good, proper action movies.
>>206265889Sorry I forgot to post my favourite movie
>>206242320Australian here, I wish we could take credit for this but (unlike pavlova) this was made by the Kiwis.It might be the greatest thing New Zealand ever made.
>>206265947Enrico Bananas can't accent. She is the anti Tom Hardly, the voice actor.
>>206265947Is this the one about the guy who commits suicide or something? Been meaning to watch this.
>>206265973I thought kiwi fruit came from new zealand. Pavlov dog survived on kiwi.
>>206263236The Stranger was really good. Based on a true story.
>>206266091was that the pom pedo one?
>ctrl+f "ghosts" >0 resultsWATCH GHOSTS OF THE CIVIL DEAD YOU CUNTS. IT IS THE BEST PRISON KINO EVER MADE. NICK CAVE PLAYS A SKINHEAD AND YOU LOCK A COON IN A CAGE AND YOU GET TOP DOLLAR PRISON VIOLENCE AND SHIT.Seriously though, it is legit my favourite prison film and more people should know about it. Beautifully written, acted and directed.
>>206266112Yeah
>>206263896you sound like a blue haired communist tranny if you love Melbourne
>>206263236Also, putting my vote in for Malcolm, that is one of the most heartfelt and quality light hearted/heavy themed films and I find it sad that everyone forgets it exists. Perfect blend of silly entertainment and serious shit.
fuck me Australia is an irrelevant countryI would never even think about it if I didn’t often log on to /tv/ at this time and see a bunch of shitty threads
>>206266059It's a detective story but with a few levels and twists. Based on the book.
>>206264625and it has not been relevant since 1945 when we became an american vassal state. The few shreds of anything that made us unique were over 100 years ago now. Australians like to think of themselves as anti establishment ned kelly types and then huff in the anzac spirit of getting sent off to die by the british in the same breath.
>>206265530The headaches are normal, you have to push through like when you get a stitch running.
>>206266220>rent freeAnd no one's ever heard of your fail tier contry that's filled with fuckwits like yourself
no one's posted Stone by this time in an Ozfag thread, what the fuck is wrong with you cunts...
>>206266342>fuckwitsoh you’re in heaps of bloody bother I’ll root your sister ya bloody abbo
>>206266254Never heard of that, I think you would have to be in a pretty good mood to watch it going by the trailer.
>>206242697By that standard, Star Wars Ep 1, 2 and 3 are Australian, and so is Deadpool vs Wolverine and Mortal Kombat
>>206255405this is bleak kino
>>206266583Star Wars was confined to a studio. Matrix is different in that it's an Australian co-production and recognisably Sydney. You can do Matrix tours there. The Matrix song was also by an Australianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
>>206266461>root my sisterAs long as I get to join in and also sniff your cars petrol than I don't mind
>>206255405The Snowtown Murders
>>206266254This movie made me want to kms
>>206266254Not even in the apocalypse would I go to Armadale
>>206239504GET IN THE FARKIN CAR MORTY!
>>206255405These Final Hours
>>206255405Adam Elliot's work if you're looking for animated stuff, Mary & Max and Memoir of a Snail etc
>>206242534Proof is fucking kino of the first order.
>>206263639>Australia doesn't have any culture anymoreI hate that I have watched Aussie culture slowly die out in my lifetime, and hate even more how easily my peers have been brainwashed into thinking that White Australia never had culture to begin with and that we should be ashamed for existing here.
>>206263680>Personally I like varied weather and biomesAustralia is actually way more geographically diverse than a lot of media portrays. You can start at the coast line in Western port bay, drive through a major metropolitan city in Melbourne, head through ancient rainforest in the Dandenong Ranges, continue through the mountains, and then hit open dead flat grass plains out past Shepparton. And you can do all that in a day.
>>206263896>>206265118I also lived in Melbourne and I've watched the city rot because no-one gives a fuck about preserving the architecture, and it's full of fucking Chinese now, and the whole CBD reeks of literal piss.And if you're white you're probably some bleeding-heart do-gooder that love to harp on about "white privilege."
>>206265973>this was made by the Kiwis.What the fuck are you talking about? It was made in Australia by Aussies.
>>206266059>>206266225It's fucking great. Become one of my favourite films.
>>206266583Hacksaw Ridge too. All the supporting actors in it are Aussies and it was filmed entirely in Australia.
>>206264892>where the younger brother gets a fish stuck in his dick and is able to use it like a propeller?Wasn't there also one where one of the boys had a water nymph go inside his dick and helped him win a (literal) pissing contest?
>>206242320The first season is fucking incredible and the second season drops the ball so hard on everything except the high school episode
>>206268235>no-one gives a fuck about preserving the architectureLiterally one third of the CBD is heritage listed and the inner and our inner suburban main streets are largely intact. Whole sections of Parkville, South Melboune, East Melbourne are Victorian time machines
>>206268115Keep going and you'll reach the Outback
>>206261985SKINHEAD SKINHEADLOOKING FOR A FIGHT
>>206268619Heritage listed homes. That's one of the reasons there's a housing shortage.
>>206268619There's a difference between heritage listing and actually looking after the joint. Seriously everything is crumbling apart and mostly held together by decades worth of birdshit and paint.
>>206268643That's why you don't go to the Northern Territory.
>>206268691Top Gear N.T.
>>206255405Crocodile Dundee
>>206239504filthy pleb
>>206268677It's Melbourne, not Havana or something where buildings do literally crumble apart. You type only in hyperbole like a true shizo, just breathe deeply and come to your senses
>>206268691>Northern Territory comes to you, fella.
>>206239504Not having a film industry is a blessing.
>>206268758Mate, take walk up fucking Flinders street. Look at the Forum, go look at the pillars under the railway on Queensbridge. They're fucked, and that's true of heaps of other buildings and streets all through the CBD. Same when you go out into the Suburbs, Coburg is fucked, Dandenong is a fucking hole. The only places that are being looked after are the trendy places all the fucking yuppies love.
>>206239504These Final Hours is one of the best doomsday movies but it's extremely bleak
>>206269030You haven't left Australia before, have you. Trust me, by global standards Melbourne is doing alright
>>206263639australia never had a culture, they've always been diet lite americans. same as canadians
>>206269257zoomer cope
>Matrix was shot in Australia, released 1999>LotR filmed in NZ, released in ~2000>2000 Olympics in SydneyWas that a great time for you guys or what?
Attack of the clonesRevenge of the sith
>>206269183>Trust me, by global standards Melbourne is doing alrightI'm not talking about global standards, I'm talking about Australian standards and this shit is not fucking on.It's like watching the sole coming off your shoe, and someone telling you "why bother fixing it? That guy over there doesn't even have shoes!" Why not fix the shit while it's still fixable instead of letting it just go and go until the thing is totally fucked?
>>206269183fagstralians are all poor fucks, bro. you're delusional. never seen a bigger divide between haves and have nots. like 80% of your country is on government assistance
>>206269501Oi indian cunt. You big mad cause me and my sisters turned down your small curry dick
>>206269430Melbourne's heritage buildings are probably in better shape overall than at any point in the last 100 years. Stuff is being brought back to life all the time. For example, the Charles Hotham Hotel, corner of Flinders and Spencer, is about to be restored to its original state. Some other buildings aren't in pristine condition, but it's the same in every city. You need to travel man. Go to Europe. It will give you a fresh and realistic perspective on Melbourne
>>206269501Exageration but it's a real problem here.Some days I watch YT videos of George Street in the nineties and wish things went differently. The people were put together, with a pep in their step. Minorities were still minorities. Things were great.
>>206269501OP easy to spot typing in lowercase like a true zoomer faggot with uninteresting shit takes. Appreciate the Aus obsession tho man thanks for the threads
>>206269299it was. prior to social media and mass-immigration Australia was pretty much a paradise.
>>206269709>George Street in the ninetiesOld fag here anon, I spent a lot of time in the city of Sydney from the mid nineties & had a great fucking time.
>>206269879you people are desperate for attention like a bunch of little girls even though you're completely irrelevant. why don;'t you put your mask back on, cuck? you pussies had by far the most pathetic performance when that totalitarian covid bullshit came along. even canadians showed bigger balls than you while you willingly walked into the covid concentration camps. you're fucked, mate. total disgrace, your white card is revokved, you are officially soistralian bugmen
>>206270072I get it now. An Australian stole the only girl who ever gave you the slightest bit of attention
>>206270156wahtever you need to tell yourself to convince yourself you're not a bunch of coward pussies that still worship a bunch of inbreds on the other end of the planet. you deserve no respect as men, actual joke of a peoplei only wish you would go away and stop shitting up the internet. you people suck, you're not funny, clever, nothing. you don't create or invent, you're just societal parasites that lucked out having a bunch of resources on your continent you really suck
>>206239504Well they gave my wife and her little kino so they're alright.
>>206251281>this australia is long LONG deadplease stop reminding me...
>>206270072>rent fucking freeYou sound like a dried up troon cumstain with a rusted butt plug and sand in their pussi that your boyfriend is too lazy to scrape out. Grow some balls and come and see me at the KFC carpark and I'll roundhouse kick your bitch ass into a coma
>>206270269crying on the internet at almost 1am that you're not an aussie won't get you anywhere Rasneesh, now tell us about you dailt duties lol.
>>206262755it was the most realistic and grounded depiction of dystopia and collapse of civilisation i have ever seen.
>>206270339mind typing that pussy fart of a post again? i don't speak queef
>>206270269Is this you?
>>206264917incredible bait anon
Utopia and Hollowmen are high-tier civil service kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfcl41TCmxk
>>206270420Yeah weak comeback, faggot. Speaking off comebacks I'm cum all over your fat whale of a mums back and let you lick her shit off my cock
>>206270436unlike you, we don't have to make up posts detailing how pussy australians are. we have countless real reports of american GIs mollywhopping you dumb pussies and stealing your girls. you're a joke, bro. fagstralians are all thin wrist soilent elementals, like a nation of desTinys. put your mask on, dumb bitch rofl
>>206270408ooops, that should read "dalit" for the behenchod lol.
>>206270532>mind typing that pussy fart of a post again? i don't speak faggot
another day, another internet argument won. thanks for playing, you stupid cunts. may the line at centrelink be short and construction site raiding for copper be fruitful
>>206270813>lil wimp bitch thinks he's won somethingYour mum said go to bed, Rajesh
>>206270813Congrats on promoting Australian pop culture
>>206270532>mollywhoppingyanks can't even handle british banter, what fucking hope do they have against aussies?
>>206271436Next time I'm in prison I'm gonna start using 'mollywhopping' to all the hard cunts and see how far I get
>>206271594i bet you see a lot of hard cunts at the bathhouse, huh bruce
nigger no one mentions this nuke-kino
>>206271688Yeah, and I'm one of them *schwing!*
>>206250102Based. I used to be mates with one of the writers and still have some original artwork.
>>206266658is this about those cannibals? weddings parties anything had a great song about that called a tale they won't believe
>>206250102Based
>>206268739she killed him
>>206270072what the fuck are you talking about? we had multiple riots over Andrews bullshit lockdowns
>>206270436is this confirmation that only poofters hate australians
>>206254877I love him
>>206262649>what is made has to hit a weird "australia quota" and therefore comes across like a weird parodythat's because it's the only shit that gets funding
>>206239504Prisoner: Cell Block H.
>>206270532what the fucks a mollywhopping? why do you yanks talk like such poofters
