/tv/ - >My client has never had a gf and is probably a vi - Television & Film

>>207035063
Unfortunately for incels, getting raped doesn't really count as having sex. It's just one more disgrace that highlights your failure as a man.

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)16:46:38 No.207035159

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:46:38 No.207035159

>>207035063
that counts as sex

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)16:47:37 No.207035200

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:47:37 No.207035200

>>207033375
>How would you react if your lawyer defended you like that?
start raping the judge faster than eminem

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)16:53:06 No.207035356

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:53:06 No.207035356

>>207033375
discombobulate

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)16:54:27 No.207035390

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:54:27 No.207035390

>>207033375
I'm a 31 year old wizard. I'm well past the point of caring.

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)16:56:14 No.207035426

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:56:14 No.207035426

>>207035390
Ok but stay on topic, how would you react if your lawyer defended you by making it public?

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)16:57:20 No.207035453

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:57:20 No.207035453

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>>207035426
>Ok butt stay on topic

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)16:58:52 No.207035496

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:58:52 No.207035496

>>207035153
That's a lot of words to larp as a virgin, anon. Also it wasn't rape, ~~you loved it.~~

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:00:04 No.207035516

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:00:04 No.207035516

>>207035453
He's sleeping like a man who's had the best sex of his life.

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:05:27 No.207035654

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:05:27 No.207035654

>>207033375
Do nothing. Its 2024. People dont have sex as they used to, so its normal for virgins to increase in numbers

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:13:33 No.207035911

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:13:33 No.207035911

>>207035654
Delusional post

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:15:05 No.207035958

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:15:05 No.207035958

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Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:15:36 No.207035970

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:15:36 No.207035970

>>207033375
>your honor, my client is clearly an incel
>now as the court may know, incel means involuntary celibate
>and celibate means without sex
>therefore, my client CANNOT have raped that woman because that would require sex!

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:16:34 No.207036002

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:16:34 No.207036002

>>207033375
I would be surprised that he is attacking my character but I would let it slide because I hired him for his slimy and Talmudic methods.
Schlomo can call me an incel all he wants as long as he gets the charges dropped.

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:18:32 No.207036053

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:18:32 No.207036053

>>207035970
Irrefutable argument.
Trial is adjourned so the prosecution can cope and seethe.

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:20:57 No.207036120

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:20:57 No.207036120

go bannans and threaten to kill my lawyer in front of the whole court so i can plead insanity and get sent to an institution

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:22:33 No.207036161

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:22:33 No.207036161

>>207035390
You don't get wizard powers until 40 poser

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:22:49 No.207036166

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:22:49 No.207036166

>>207036120
That's what he did... more or less

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:24:56 No.207036234

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:24:56 No.207036234

>>207035911
Wasted dubs. Its true. The statistics dont lie. Only the sex addicted degenerates, the chads and a part of the normies have sex. The rest only fap

Anonymous
12/15/24(Sun)17:32:07 No.207036455

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:32:07 No.207036455

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Wh-.... why what happens in the movie bros?