Why don't people poop and pee in movies more often? Everyone poops 1-3 times a day, and pees 6 times a day. This fact of life should be included in films, especially slice of life movies. Every movie should have at least 2 poop scenes and 3 pee scenes.
>>207105189Firefly has the Captain peeing, and you get to watch him wash his hands after. The scene picks up after he's started to do up his pants button.
>>207105247This is the quality and realism that should be applied to all television and film
>>207105189>Everyone poops 1-3 times a dayuhh
>>207105276They also have scenes where you actually see them eat food, instead of just pushing it around on their plates. Which is also a rarity for American tv.
>>207105189>Everyone poops 1-3 times a dayAre most people constipated? This sounds low.
>>207105302>>207105348What's a normal amount?
>>207105456once a day if that
Stop shitting.
I always found this funny in 24. We spend most of a day with Jack Bauer each season and yet never see him eat or poop.
Bros why are my bowels always either frozen solid or acting like the chocolate ice cream soft serve machine at a 7-11 that's been having rolling power outages to its refrigeration unit? There is no in between.
>>207105514You have IBS
>>207105189Oh anime isn't shy
>>207105189Bowel movements and urination are rarely important to plot or narrative.
>>207105189Pulp Fiction is the only movie I can think of where a character dies on the toilet.
>>207106368They help with immersion
i poop twice a day and pee about 20 times a day.
>>207106532You have diabetes.
>>207106834not possible, i'm skinny. and i don't have any of the other symptoms i think
>>207105189You need to watch a film called "the Crying Game"
>>207106944It's not about how skinny you are it's about your pancreas fucking up or your body not paying attention to the hormones it produces.I am an attractive fellow and consequently would have sex at least once a day oftentimes a lot more. This meant over time the cells in my body have become less receptive to most hormones as I was practically pickling it in testosterone from all that cunning into various women. This was not a problem for testosterone as my body was making up more and more production, but my pancreas was still producing the normal amount of insulin. As a result my cells weren't getting the signal to start doing something about sugar, which meant type 2 diabetes.
Sometimes when I poop it hurt
the new dragon ball series has had goku taking a shit like 5 times
>>207105189I suck poops into my ass
I don't poop every day
>>207106443Austin powersWho does number two work for?
I bingepoop. I won't poop for a week then I poop 17 times in a day. I block a lot of toilets.
>>207108344Imagine the smell
>>207105189Pooping is fun
I shit once every 3 or 4 days.
>>207105470>if thatIs you don’t poop for 24 hours there might be something wrong
>>207105189Most films aren't played out in real time following a single character, so they skip the monotonous boring parts of each character's day.
>>207108657>might beIn other words, probably isn't.
>>207105189I took a footlong shit a few hours ago
>>207108682I want poop in my movies
>>207108808So go watch that movie where charlie day likes to poop with the door open when his room mate has guests over so he doesn't have to miss out on the conversation.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont really have enough toilet paper yourselves. The basically average person for all intents and purposes uses 1 roll per day, or so they generally thought. If you actually have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week, which generally shows that the really average person particularly uses 1 roll per day, which definitely is quite significant. Over 100 a month, so the really average person mostly uses 1 roll per day, or so they actually thought. TP rolls will kind of be actually worth their weight in gold in a basically few months, because everyone literally needs it, which literally shows that if you for the most part have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week, which basically shows that the particularly average person generally uses 1 roll per day in a fairly major way
>>207105189>t. german
>>207108171They should put that in a movie.
I save on toilet paper by pooping then getting a shower Is this normal?
>>207105470Fix your diet you slob
>poop 1-3 times a dayYou’re telling me people are actually walking around with shitty slightly wiped assholes all the time? And then they must use public toilets to shit too? Who does that?
>>207110092Taking 5+ showers a day? No it’s actually bad for your skin.
>>207110104Says the super shitter. Take your Metamucil, poo bum.
>>207105189peepeepoopoo is not profitable at the box office
nobody shits 3 times a day. what the fuck are you eating, 10k calories per day?
>>207110130I only poop like 1-2 times a dayPoop in the morning after waking consistently, this is the one where I don't wipe and just get in the showerThen maybe one in the evening if I've eaten a large lunch
>>207105514You're not taking enough morphine, coffee, green tea, or smoking enough tobacco.
>>207110201yea 3 times is oddanything besides 0.8-1.5 shits per day is fucked up
>>207110202Do you not wipe even a little bit? Don’t you get shitwater running down your legs in the shower?
>>207110232>Don’t you get shitwater running down your legs in the shower?It has never distressed me if so, I'm using soap on everything
>>207110232>Don’t you get shitwater running down your legs in the shower?kino, honestly
>>207105189Check out shameless. Someone on that show had a watching a young woman pee fetish. Happened in every episode till the last season at least once, and again in the intro
>>207105189Oh, and water world. Kevin Costner pees into a filter contraption and then drinks it in the first scene
>>207105189based
>>207110500A man's gotta drink
i'm on a diet and only take small poops every 1-days now. i used to block toilets. very emasculating
I ate an extremely spicy chilli once and it fucked up my shitting for several days. First was painful bloating and gas, then tortuous scalding semi liquid shits, then weirdly shaped and inconsistent regular shits for a few days, like my bowel was inflamed or injured by it. People who eat that shit all the tike are 100% getting ass cancer at some point.
>>207110199>peepeepoopoo is not profitable at the box officeFrom the twisted mind of Jordan Peele…
Human Centipede
>>207105189Massive trvthpoop
>>207105470If you move around more, you will shit more.
>>207106443Jurassic Park of course
>>207110201Does it really surprise you to know that not everybody is a sedentary 2,000-calorie eater like you? Big achievement requires big investment (food) but also generates big waste (waste)
>>207105189It's not 90 minutes of real time, it's 90 minutes set over an extended period of time.There's the Maximum Overdrive dump scene that is basically a great example of why they don't do things like this.
>>207105456Twice a week.Normal people have an opiate addiction, right?
>>2071054561-3 times a week is obviously what op meant
>>207106443Elvis
>>207105189The only way I poop now is a forced enema in the bath
>>207105189>3 times a daygiwtwm
>>207105189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp7r-h8OLm0I loved this when I was a kid
>>207105189>poops 1-3 times a dayThe FUCK?
>>207107224> which meant type 2 diabetest. Lying fatso; post hand
>>207112845t. Fat cunt. Show belly.
>>207105189Here ya goThis film has it all. It has the protagonist pooping in a field and wiping his ass with a stick and it shows it explicitly.
>>207106532>i poop twice a dayfaily normal amount>pee about 20 times a day.Seriously, go see a doctor immediately. That is way too much.
