Alex B Edition>Mizzy's interview with Alex B's wifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugbDqu3Kick>/ftl/ News• Jon is beefing with Alex for seemingly no reason• Cowboy is looking for a cabin for 3.5• Jet says S4 will be something more "screwball"• Mizzy and Binx both streaming Christmas day for you lonely fucks• Burt and Luke are intermittently streaming on their YT channels• Binx cried at the S1 ending because the finalists actually got paid KEK• S2E4 will be out in January, according to Jet, but may have changed his mind to align with Christmas>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://archive.org/details/powtankPrevious:>>207256824
>>207260147please share
>>207260142Reminder that Alex B is a 36 year old child living on an allowance and that I'm about as likely to get those 190 million as he is.
https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/1871015943155118467>We got HolidayWhy is Jet taking the CHRIST out of Christmas?
>>207260175lols
>>207260162Sad but true
*cries*
N THE TOILEEEEEEETS(that's the toilets of florida)TOILET TAYLO-O-O-O(sucking on casino johns)
Binx said TJs stim is to do model faces at the camera
>>207260260She's probably right, since she stares at the camera 24/7 herself
>>207260260
>>207260260i look like TJ but with a mustache and shorter hair
>>207260260hes so handsome its insane
is taking popper and up the ass in the toilets the only thing girls in florida do?what causes that phenomena?
abi doesn't need a big butt she just needs to keep her poopyhole clean, moisturized and pink
Abi leaks poop after having her poop hole stretched by 18 black cocks on the daily for the last 8 years
>>207260316I'm straight but I'd make out with teej desu
>>207260337abiseethers have lost their damn minds
>>207260196Maybe he isn't religiousMaybe he is but he's at at odds with God due to something that's happenedMaybe he's just lazy and put holiday instead of ChristmasMaybe he-*HUFFFFFFF* bro needs another pair of 3k kicks frfr.
>>207260316>>207260340TJfags just going mask off and reveling in their blatant homosexuality
>>207260184Did Alex really do all of this shit? or did the 40boys get the wrong guy?
>>207260369Yeah we gay nigga, keep scrolling
>>207260340You're supposed to say no homo
I'm so over the off-season.
>>207260316it's the best he's ever looked desu. looks better with longer hair but not too long, leaned out of his face fat and shaved that stache
Mogs every post-tank fish
>>207260260Claire's make-up was really pretty here and thank fuck TJ shaved, he looks so good now.
>>207260369cope simpfaggot
>>207260376>somebody's wrap sheet>evidence
>>207260391she would be a lot cuter if she was tall. Tall mizzy would be hot.
>>207260376Who cares? It's funny either way
>>207260404TJfags are the biggest simps thoughever
will jet finally hire someone from ftl for production organization and planning to make a good season for once?
>>207260245kek
>>207260376the 40 boys are like a modern digital lynching mob.
>>207260408thats crazy, you cant say that shit, like you cant say that shit
>>207260391big time
new abi dropped
>>207260402 that facial hair was ridiculous fr
>>207260321It's a faghag thing
>>207260455she should make an asmr video she is so good at it
>>207260424They already did and he's been there since S1, his name is Jet.
>>207260385His cock is kinda small ngl
>>207260424No he himself will plan and organize something so ambitious it has a 5% chance of working and when it fails he gives up with the whole season.
>>207260422>spends $400 a stream on his favorite fishtank e-thot>n-no you're the simp!!
>>207260456She has pretty eyes.
>>207260481Who are you quoting?
>>207260456Abi deserves to have all of her sexual, emotional, and financial needs taken care of by a husband to such a degree she no longer feels a need to stay up late and post stupid shit like this. Its not her fault. she needs to be rescued.
>>207260456Cute
>>207260424Rumor on the street is that Jet is going to famous /r9k/ tripfag hack_blastard for S4 but it’s on a trial basis since he’s a known Markyfag.
i miss fh01
>>207260474post tits
jet is baby
>>207260514How much did she end up selling her panties for. How much each pair and how much total? Had better been like $1300+ ea and 5k+ total or not worth the shame.
>>207260523tell me about it jeez
3 seasons6 weeks3 6's.666Interesting
Anyone remember Brittany?She is pretty obscure now desuOnly real fans know
>>207260456Every masterpiece has its cheap copy.
>>207260514She did a better job shipping her used panties than Tay has done shipping beanies.
>>207260523
>>207260340Same, but kissing men is extremely gay so i would just frot with his huge donkey cock, oozing our juices on each other using it as lube.
>>207260542She said it paid her rent for the month iirc. Simps are just on a whole different plane of existence.
>>207260456>>207260556poetry
>>207260456luv your butthole girl <3
payton never showed her feet again after learning the show was live and she never slipped up
>>207260562I know this is you Scott
>>207260496>>207260582you freaks are gonna scare her off
What are some of your favorite post tank Alex claims? For me it’s a three way tie between there being a 10 minute delay and they have “Simmons” in the basement working nonstop editing stuff during they delay that gets broadcast, Frank was arrested in 2018 for raping monkeys, and he sent Simbal to the hospital two times but it got edited out.
the dark mizzy rises
>>207260605it's impossible, brittany is one of us
>>207260605i can't help it!her butt is just too cute.wouldn't she enjoy the fact people admire it so much?maybe even play a little into it?
>>207260623truuuuuuu
>>207260605If seeing her face edited into porn using AI didn’t scare her off I’m not sure posts about her butt would.
>>207260605that's the goal. She needs to be scared off /ftl/ and get a husband asap. she's not going to find one here or the fishtank chat. She's cute as fuck now, but that's simply not going to last much longer. Claire can match her with a normal successful guy or something.
post abothestabos
Reminder that Abi got eternally turned on by TJ when he confronted the Judge and boxed him 1v1, refusing to quit even when the Judge pleaded with him to do so. Aura
>>207260658Girls with personality disorders like her won’t find a husband until they’re past their prime.
The sheer amount of skateboards and skateboard paraphernalia that Ted and Smaack own is kinda cringe for how bad they are at it.
>>207260669yet another tj w
>>207260693ted is ok he can jump over things and kickflipsmack is insane
>>207260693Skater kids are all faggots, without exception. In my high school, every single one of them was a tryhard goofball who emulated CKY. Think Bam Margera level of tryhard.
>>207260693smaack has no business on a skateboard. she's too accident prone. Should stick to paddleboards.
>>207260667
If you look back at every serialized show in existence, the best season is always S2. S3 and S4 are more hyped while airing, but patricians always know S2 is the best.SopranosEntourageGrimm Adventures of Billy and MandyERCatdogThe SimpsonsTwin PeaksPrison BreakLostRoseanneMASHFishtank
>>207260669>Abi got eternally turned on...TJ will always be based for fighting Sam and then being forced to stop because he refused to give up but fan fiction like this is so cringe.
>>207260632very rapeable. alabama rapeable.
>>207260726abi needs to timebombgirlmaxx
>>207260734>SopranosSeason 6B>The SimpsonsSeason 5>Prison BreakSeason 1>LostSeason 1>FishtankSeason 3, even with the shit RV arcAt least you tried.
>>207260206tj dodged a bullet, she's deteriorating quickly while he looks better than ever>>207260260
>>207260773>SopranosSeason 6BDisregarded rest of list.
>>207260811I wouldn't even be able to pick a best season for Sopranos. The whole show is a masterpiece.
On the topic of Ted, him knowing what the show was is still bizarre to me. Like why would he be such a faggot while knowing that people are watching him? I’m not saying he had to go full chudgang but being a weepy faggot who farts constantly is a really weird to try play the game.
3 hours of kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTY-t8SRWcs
>>207260811Nobody on this planet thinks The Simpsons was the best in S2 and Prison Break was dogshit after they left the actual prison and it turned it into some cringe political thriller. It's like Gilligan leaving Gilligan's Island - there's no fucking show after that.>>207260827True, but 6A was kind of weak, mainly because of the heavy focus on the Vito fag arc.
>>207260834he knew fishtank not famous househe was cooking and they took him out before it was his time to serve
>>207260734those shows are 90% slop and twin peaks s2 is by far the wost season
>>207260834what if he was just unapologetically himself?
mizzy is now under spell of rich burtroons, i cant like her anymore, she is LA single woman in her 30s, it is everything you need to know about her
>>207260734random shitty list that conforms with your bias. Sopranos and Twin Peaks both had stronger 1st seasons. Including kiddie cartoon shit is laughable. mid bait.
>>207260834You got 'worked', as they say in the wrestling biz
>>207260881>mizzy is now under spell of rich burtroonsWhat?
>>207260881> she is LA single woman in her 30ssam can save her
Greg is the white Sinbad
>>207260946>SinbadMake the call, Jet
>>207260908What did those wiggers add to the cameras to make everyone look way worse than what they actually look like? Ted looks like he had aids in that house. Alexis looked 40 years old.
>>207260734implying season 2 prison break was the best when season 1 is the only good season of the show is absolutely insane.seems to be exactly on brand with S2 troons, they are the only people mentally unhinged enough to simp for the turd that tayleigh is after all.
>>207260834He has fag physiognomy even if he was trying to do some weird bit that failed.
Prayers 4 Caroline
>>207260881Only Shmeul Hydenberg biting the bullet and fucking this sloptent queen can truly save her.
>>207260975Peter dick so good it broke a bitch
>>207260972*tj
should i try to become CK's executive producer or her pimp?
>>207260972I'm pretty sure EVERYONE agrees the show went to shit after they left the prison. I have never seen someone say otherwise who wasn't obviously trolling.
>>207261002What’s the difference?
>>207260972S2 of Prison Break is the best on reflection. S1 was a rip off of Shawshank. Also, S1 was originally 13 episodes, but the added a ton more to keep it going mid season. It fucking sucks. S2 is peak before they get thrown in mexican prison
>>207260834The women and gays loved him, it was a good famous house strategy.
>>207261010sadly mentally ill people do exist, and they always ruin it for the rest of us.see: taytriots
>>207261029mahone best tv character ever
>>207260846Compared to S2, S3 fish practically wanted to murder Frank
>>207261046Patrician
>>207260969i legit thought ted was a faggot with aids lol, later his behavior around burt convinced me
Call me when you on roidsYou only call me when big purple goneYou only call me to cut my hairYou only call me when i wear a diape-e-e-r
>>207261029You have really crap taste. I bet your favorite movie is some cringe slop.
>>207261076What do you expect from a bunch of fans?
>>207260142>>207260174uncanny!
I just want to see her smile again :(
>>207261116she looks like she has bad breath
>>207261107To understand that Frank can’t actually do anything and to just walk away from him.
>>207260376He did, but he said the transaction with minor thing was when he was 19 and Jon left the date out intentionally
>>207260881Mizzy is honestly the best Sam can get at this point
>>207261119she looks like she's going to end up on drugs and wrecking her life
>>207261107yep, and s1 was just a complete cringe fiesta because the fish kept hardcore glazing frank. s3 normies actually resisted him which is good, frank lost
>>207260321hairy mary
>>207261135that already happened. She mentioned she was on fent up until like a year or two ago. so I assume brian was too.
>>207261155cursed body witch soul
>>207260582Ben...
>>207261106My favorite *film* is Rio Bravo
Here’s how you stop S3 Frank without becoming a violent psychopath Take your stuff then walk up the loft then when he follows you up there you go back to B3 then when he follows you there you go back to the loft and repeat this process until he becomes too winded to do anything. Also stop cornering yourself in small room like the confessional.
>>207260260>>207260286Lubenum vs Blue Cooch
>>207261155the most vile disgusting slut to be ever loosely associated with the show.just one look at her face immediately tells you she's just pure garbage in human form, and nothing good has ever came out of associating with her for anyone besides spilt seed.
>>207261202Get naked and grease yourself up.
>>207260457
taylor merch on sale!!>used sunglasses>drawer>old chair>iphone X with cracked screen>>207261166neither brian or ck look like people who abused opioids
>>207261223That works tooBurt shoving his hand up his ass then trying to wipe it on Franks face worked really well.
im a hotshot
>>207261076I had a dream just like your picture once, about the S3 house falling apart
>>207261230how about her bra
>>207261201Called it, crap taste. You go out of your way to be a contrarian.
>>207260946Where the fuck have you been this whole time??
Jimmy had a panic attack in bloodgames when he heard that Abi was being added as a DLC character kek
>>207261259Some of us are White Americans. It's called culture. Look it up.
binx easily defeated frankburt too when he started rubbing his ball and asscrack sweat covered hands on frank. mizzy was pretty funny when she threw mustard on his $200 wigger shirt and made him throw her across the kitchen and instantly go back downstairs.
>>207261135she's already on drugswhether they're making her better or worse is up in the air
>>207261271sorry, white americans stand for S2
>>207261267I have been dealing with some personal issues and did not have time for shitposting.
>retard Jet won't release season 2 episodes for another months>everyone will have already moved on and won't care and none of the fish will remember what happened in the first 3 episodeslife is truly mizzy
>>207261289I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you, anon.
>>207261155i fucking hate her and what she did this girl is the worst
>>207261270jimmy and tayleigh when something doesn't go their way>molesto... do your job>i know who you are, i know where you live, i know the name of your exes
Is it true that Tai hates Frank and that’s why they weren’t on the show at the same time during S2?
>>207261154S2 was even worse
>>207260734the only kinos I can think of where s2 was actually the best are the leftovers and succession desu
>>207261271You sound like a fag. I bet your friends think you sound like a fag too.>My good sir no it's not called a movie it's called a film; you philistines don't understand my culture *tips fedora*
>>207261241I like the confidence You're intimidating and it's hot
>>207261301Thank you. I hope so too.
if cryo was serious about becoming a lolcow his next twitter jerkoff should have been with him using his own feces as lube.but alas he's too chicken shit,low effort and low energy to ever get what he wants, which is why he left bloodgames after like 20 minutes.what a loser.
Truth nuke: Cole vs Brian was the peak of fishtank. Cole getting kicked off killed the season and then Brian became really fucking boring and just took over the house. The only one who didn't like Brian was Megan so when there was no Megan, he just got his simp army in the house with everyone sucking him off 24/7. It completely killed any momentum the show had to the point that he had to be removed.Then season 2 turned into nothing but Tayleigh and Jimmy being cringe as fuck. Tayleigh tank is the worst fishtank has ever been, worse than RV and famous house cleaning. The only good things about Tayleight tank were her freakouts and punching Trish.The Cole vs Brian stuff was so good and organic that you couldn't write this shit.
Doxing people so you have something to say when they piss you off is really fucked up. At least the stuff Jimmy did during S2 you can kinda say he’s a retard in a weird high stress situation but the doxing thing he thought about it and did it without seeing how bad it is.
>>207261315hell nah, don't forget most of s1 cast was fans, sylvia and vance were subbed to frank's gumroad. s2's interactions with him were pretty entertaining
Jimmy was right. Abi tried to attack him with the mallet, he stopped her before she went on a homicidal attack on the entire house. And he gets kicked for it? FUKC THIS SHIT SHOW
if be is a hotshot then how come tai was the gunslinger in bloodgames?something doesn't adds up here.i think we're being played.
>>207261385that would be a horrorcow not a lolcow
chess players what did she do wrong?i only know how to play checkers
>>207261319>My good sir no it's not called a movie it's called a film; you philistines don't understand my culture *tips fedora*Entirely correct and you are a philistine. Also, I wear a trilby.
>>207260456in a just world abi would be dropped off in the poorest nigga hood in africa and left to fend for herself
>>207261403trvth nvke
>>207261426>Also, I wear a trilby.I entirely believe you. Fag.
>>207261400Vance is a beta and Sylvia got railed on hard, but they both fought back (kind of). Tayleigh practically became his sub and TJ sucked his dick through the whole thing. Both cringe glazing, I'll agree, but S2 was worse with it.
>>207261405Interesting
>>207261429nigga hoods in africa arent as dangerous as nigga hoods in america
>>207261446Sorry, you have no taste. I bet you wear short pants and ball caps like a child.
>>207261456I have AGP. I wear dresses. Fag.
>>207261447
>>207261447>Tayleigh practically became his subi can still hear her cries after the crickets and rotten milkshe really thought he was just going to leave her alone if she gave him her crusty ass panties. the worse part is she started to fight back only to became a little sub slut again.
>>207261154>resist the freeloader>he dies>win le fishtank
I have no recollection of shinji and JC speaking to each other
>>207260909>burt says picrel week ago>several days later phones to mizzy on stream with his retarded acting "you are sweet" at the end of the call>troon pays her to make ai song link relhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14oq-yeTGso>"mizzy's chat" says how based and great this song is>several hours later burt suddenly posts on his insta pic with mizzy (first pic of any fish)>next day burt phones to her on stream again>now she has "mean girls videoclip" as target to send moneythis little pig doesn't remember she was burt's enemy no1 in the house, thanks to who? tts? no way! and for sure same people are not with him on his stream
>>207261498I don't even know who JC is.
>>207261498chinks and japs hate each other
>>207261487i wonder what jordan thinks of thishe has a chicken named after frank
>>207261447maaaaaaybe s1 did fight back more, but it was still meek asf. in terms of entertainment i preferred the melties that happened during s2, i was crawling out of my skin at tayleigh licking his shoe soles
>>2072615022nd, instagram
Abi sperged out at Oliver and Trish because Oliver wasn't into Abi, right?
I will Not drink tonightI will Not drink tonight I will Not drink tonight so I'm not hungover for Christmas eve
>>207261526prolly
how to beat frank:do this every time he gets close to you>oh look guys its Dr don wario!!!!!!>ahaha wouldn't want to drop my dogs near this guy *wink wink*>i just want some pussy LOOOOLjust make him cringe so much he wouldn't even want to associate with you
>>207261526pretty sure it was because she thought trish was into oliver within a couple minutes of him arriving. same thing happened on powtank
>>207261526She said at the time, word for word, that she hates 'straight white men'. People will tell you different, but that's what happened. Now she probably has changed her views, and it may have been BECAUSE Oliver didnt like her that she said that. But she said it in any case
>>207261526abi hates white men
>>207260903For the record, Sopranos s1 was corny dude
>>207261526yea actually this reminds me, abi has some weird complex/jealousy about her female friends showing interest in a guy. she was crashing out when trish talked to oliver, then the same thing just worse happened when tj arrived and claire crushed on him
>>207261548Retarded. You beat frank by not getting mad. Simple as.
>>207261556its so sad because white men absolutely love her butthole
>>207261579are you the hawk tuah spammer?
>>207261452lol. a nigga in SA would cook you alive in a stew pot. the point is she's a self hating little weirdo who deserves all the goodness that black men will bring her
>>207261574where did my post ever implied of you getting mad?
>>207261526oliver mentioned reminded me of the retard challenge with him and tj it was so fucking funny
>>207261567You blow your father with that mouth?
>>207261588no idea who that is.im just an abi anus appreciater
>>207261604where did my post ever implied implying?
>>207261517Only Tayleigh really melted down, though. The rest were just whatever in their reactions. It was entertaining, I agree.
>>207261526She unironically just didn't like him because he was white.
>>207261571yeah probably something that happened with her friend when she was younger
alabama nigger done gone and roll tide raped alabama abi
>>207261615Nobody's talkin' to you
>>207261556>>207261571>>207261526abis crackhead dad abandoned her so she hates her own men. women always try to stop you from getting with their friends for even arbitrary reasons.
>>207261526People genuinely thought she was gay for Trish when this happened
>>207261650You Abifags are so fucking autistic. Nobody knows what the FUCK you're talking about. Just stick to reposting the same autist face and pose she makes every photo and keep your fucking mouths shut.
>>207261608olivers story was hilarious, he came in dripped out with supreme laces, custom merch, grills determined to mog tj and was transformed into a sleepwalking husk in mere days & blasted with oliver gae tts every walking minute. took it in stride though and lasted till the end, he's a gem of a freeloader honestly
>>207261676Based
>>207261676>and keep your fucking mouths shuti will keep it open and deep inside abis pink autistic princess ass, thank you
>>207261676alabama abi was raped by a big black alabama nigger and she LIKED IT. :D
>>207261676This
>>207261677i really hope he comes back at some point
>>207261737>>207261708>>207261683>>207261676All the same person, btw.
When did S2 go completely off the rails? Was it really when Cole left, or was it when Jimmy left?
>Jimmy plapped this Ya seethe?
>>207261752>When did S2 go completely off the railswhen only fans got casted
Make the call, Jet.
>>207261757I feel bad for the Shadicels.
>>207261752completely? after jimmy was kicked and tayleigh started to go crazy and hit jimmy the day after, around day 22/23. frank comes in soon after
>>207261749Yeah...NO.
>>207261814Shut up nigger, albama abi gets raped by niggers like you.
>>207261757>shadi will be banned from all future fishtank projects because of jimmy's retarded fans
Could Twomad have saved S3?
Fishtank | The Cell / Bitchtank Recap | Cell Day TwoPremiering in 90 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPxkiZkdgMY
>>207261821they finally did something right
>>207261749You cannot reply to the same post with "based" within 3 min of each other. You don't deserve a screenshot, autist.
>>207261825no, I'm glad that dumb nigger died playing overwatch.
>>207261825>Fishtank could have saved two mad
>>207261752S2 went to complete shit the moment they decided to cast all fans
>>207261825no, because he's dead
When the heroin addicted junkie says something you sit down and you listen
>>207261842I checked the IP logs. Faggot. Very suspicious of you to care so much.
>>207261752>When did S2 go completely off the rails?The show didn't get bad until TJ started going to the doctor for his ribs and pink eye. Even then, shit was happening every day. S3 had 4 nontent cleaning days. Nontent the entire day of Prison bit. Nontent for Thanksgiving. Nontent in the RV. Nontent in Vegas.
>>207261820if abi fucked that big fat ugly bastard then there's no such thing as rape for her. the more gross and ugly, the better.
>>207261866true, she's basically an onahole.
>>207261864>*rapes you up the ass*Fuck. You.
>>207261752Production giving up completely after Jimmy was kicked. If you remember, they completely dogpiled him, because they knew he was the only scrap of content for a contestant they had left. Once he imploded, they had nothing left, and it was all a slog to just get it over with from there.
why did jimmy get so mad over tj/tj's friends fake troll porn account?
whats with this sudden abi resurgence as of late? shes as boring as ever yet some retards have been posting about her non-stop for some reasonat least post about abi black
>>207261888haha you liked my bussy, faggot
>>207261892Same thing happened with Cole tbf.
>>207261892Also should add that Frank was a brief reprieve with him fucking with Tayleigh, but even he became nontent at the last stretch after that got old.
>>207260496>Ophelia>Abi browses /ftl/, probably for hours.>Especially late at night when the tranny was attentionwhoring on the Binxcord.I'm not even an Abi simp but I like that she shitposts alongside us. It warms my heart knowing I probably called her a retarded faggot and she called me a stupid nigger cunt or something at one point.Merry Christmas and happy New Year, Abi. Take care of yourself.
>>207261866they never had intercourse is the lore. only handjobs from what she implied to letty
>>207261932Because he lost and it was somehow TJs fault
>From 10k...to 1k>From 10k...to 1k>From 10k...to 1kWhy did Jimmy actually believe this when he came back during S2? He knows that wasn't true but he kept repeating it.
>>207261961why do you fuckers lie to yourselves like this
>>207261932Projecting. He has, or had, a DeviantArt account with depraved furry shit: Abagantamos. Plus, at one point he went to /r9k/ as pingasbomb asking for trannies to hit him up on kik.
>>207261976if production told jimmy they’ve been botting the site and those are the real numbers he’d believe it
>>207261945Cole leaving almost killed the show, and then it was on life support with Jimmy. It took a while to flatline after Jimmy left, but it finally did.
abagantamos moopingas pingasbomb
>>207261989it's funny
>>207260542She sold each one for 25 dollars
>>207261892That's standard for retard Jet.>have nothing planned>everyone is bored>out of boredom the viewers latch onto one contestant who is doing something>Jet goes ''HOLY SHIT WE GOT OUR CONTENT!! QUICK DOGPILE OUR ONLY CONTENT''>Jet ruins everythingThey did it with Summer. They did it with Cole. They did it with Jimmy. Every time they did the dogpile it ended in the only interesting thing getting removed from the house.Jet has zero restraint and will focus like an autistic freak on whatever the chat finds interesting. Ideally if someone was doing something interesting then Jet would leave them the fuck alone and instead focus on fucking with people who are boring and are not doing anything interesting.They did the same shit with Alex until Alex ragequit. Then they did it with Burt and Burt stayed and it just became the Burt show. Anyone who isn't Burt just got completely ignored and left with nothing.Jet does this every season and every single time he blames the contestants for being boring when he only focuses on dogpiling one person.
I guess the Binxcord allied with the Sylviacord to push the lie that S2 sucked again. It was the best season and Bitchtank was better than S1 and S3.
>>207261752It became bad when Cole left, it became unwatchable when Jimbo left and it stayed like that until the swamp olympics. S2 will forever be the worst season.
why do i have to shit so much in a dayi dont even eat that much that would justify this much shittinglike where is the shit even coming from
>>207261996>Projecting. He has, or had, a DeviantArt account with depraved furry shit: Abagantamos.It absoluetly was projection, and it wasn't just furry shit but blacked, farts, and other weird shit as well.
>>207262042binx is a nontent hag but season 2 is ass, stop coping.
>>207262050your body
>>207262042pound 4 pound the bitchtank four is the best group in any season. each one play their role and there is no weak links>abi>claire>shadi>haley
I will never ever use Discord but I think its hilarious when you guys say things like binxcord sylviacord jimmycord mizzcord etc
>>207262053It was the best season.
>>207261865trvke, i didn't feel nearly as bored as during s1 and the drag of the last few days was understandable given the finale was approaching and tj wrecked his body
Cole was basically the Burt of S2He was funny at first but his gimmick ran its course fast and thankfully they kicked him but sadly they didn’t kick Burt and that killed S3
season 2 was so good it made them rethink the entire formula of the show
>>207262050drink more water it will help solidify your shit
>>207262072we know you didnt watch s1 live
>>207262053cope, s2 blew s1 out of the water in every measurable aspect.
Why do the "white" women in the U.S. no longer look European?
>>207262064new here?
Took too long on my lunch break
>>207261853He wasn't at the time of S2
another day another episode of s2fags holding onto the season for dear life in hopes to (re)join the show
>>207262064it’s also all real now
s2fags are so insecure kek
>>207262104no, I just laugh easily and I dont get bored by repeated jokes
>>207261865this. at the time it seemed like nontent but looking back those days were so much better than the nontent days of s1/s3. the freeloaders carried it. nifty, duanay, tai, abi, oliver, frank, greg, fatty, etc all played their part
>>207262117Unfortunately.
>>207262121it is funny, so much funnier than the 'mondocord' spam during s1/2
mondocord was always real
>>207262138>You now remember Sam charged people $19.99 to join a discord server
>>207262124> the nontent days of s1/s3there were 0 days in s1 were the wiggers completely gave up producing the show like in s3 and s2 (cleantank before swamp olympics)deal with it
>>207262124>the freeloaders carried itthat was the problem
>>207261849>S2 went to complete shit the moment they decided to cast all fansS1 was fans as was Bitchtank. S3 was the only season with normies and it died around the day 20 mark come up with a new cope.
>>207262153Nothing happened except Josie stimming for days at a time. S1 was a fantastic pilot, but not great compared to real seasons.
>>207262153hahaha you never watched it i guess
>>207261936probably the single gayest retort you could've came up with
>>207261934im just horny and got fixated on her finnish elf ass
Remember when Trish put on that cute outfit and Frank immediately poured milk on here after he arrived? I doFuck you Frank
>>207262168retarded cop out answer. and i dislike josie for being nontent and hate her fans, for the record
>>207262103They do
>>207262185gay for the stay neeeyigga
Favorite Season?Season 0Season 1Season 1.5Season 2
>>207262175laugh for me nigger. you know im right and that makes you seethe
>>207262212The ones TJ won
>>207262205You have no real argument. S1 was good for what it was, but S2 was far better. It was only the best because it was your first.
>>207262064>conveniently leaves the mondocord outim onto you troon
>>207262212Despite the downtime? Season 3. Season 1 will always be lightning in a bottle for me. Season 2 was a disaster, just a gloomy slogfest.
>>207262208They don't they look weird, they don't look European.
>>207260260Yo what is this from. I haven't seen TJ since his pre S3 stream but I've been out of the loop since S3 ended.>>207262225So 2, 2.50, Powtank and S3?Based takes.
>>207262185you're the one raping AGP mens asses. I have AGP, btw.
the people who self insert as TJ are the most pathetic people on /ftl/ and it isn't even close. Even more pathetic than that one single guy who self inserts as Jon.
do people still like ian?
>>207262039>They did it with Summer.Let's be real, that bitch wasn't lasting either way. That's the only one I'll side with production, because she was manic tard in the midst of severe problems who thought the show would somehow save her. The rest I agree with.
>>207262231no one is arguing here nigger, youre saying that s2 is better and i disagree. that has nothing to do with my original, factual post
>>207262258who?
>>207262212the forgotten alpha pilot where its just sam in some abandoned house breaking glass and shit.i don't really remember, it was on gumroad.but that was what sam truly envisioned what fishtank is supposed to be in spirit.
>>207262258Nigga
>>207262258No
>>207262279don't say that shi...
>>207262254Hi Luke
>>207262285bro this was hecking funny lol
Fishtank is just an inferior zoomer CKY
>>207262258No, he's like Mauro. Funny to make his nontent into memes, but then he opens his mouth and torpedoes his nontent appeal.
>>207262292I upvoted :)
What’s a better legacy, saying the nigga word on Big Brother or being the guy who got kicked from an internet prank show for getting angry at someone for saying nigga?
>>207262303RIP Bam. He will be missed.
s3 was the most reddit season, we can all agree to that right?
>>207262316The latter, for sure.
Back to work slacker, stop phone posting.
It's day 8. A whole week and I've improved just a bit.I fixed my sleep schedule, go out for walks and cleaned around. That's more than laying in bed doing jackshit.
>>207262348Reddit is based. You're just mad that reddit does everything better.
IDGAF, when Jimmy left something was lifted in the air that led to all the chaos that came after. With jimmy there, there would have been too much pussy footing around and him killing bits
>>207262352No
>>207262358whos mad, kind stranger??
>>207262355Is this Cryo?
>>207262063Kill yourself
>>207262373reads like cryo to me
>>207262316Ian's was just a bit that gave us a great moment to remember thanks to Jobe's delivery. Luke fumbled 750k or at least a consolation prize over a nono word and now has to clean toilets for Sam.
>>207262359What chaos? It was just them vegetating on the couch with their boring personalities and doing lame shit like "guess Oliver's shoe size".
The best fish
>>207262258as a fish yeah. there’s a solid argument that he’s the most retarded guy they’ve had on the show
>>207262359I feel sort of the same about Alex. I mean, he was already trying to big league production and refuse to do stuff. It's a strong possibility we got the good Alex ending.
>>207262042>better than S1 and S3.How can anyone truly believe this?
>>207262404you forgot>cries when he thinks he might get kicked and threatens to kill himself
I like TTS even if 99% of messages are retarded babble but SFX ruins the show. It’s rarely acknowledged by the fish and just exists to drown out conversation.
>>207262410>How can anyone truly believe this?bitchtank alumni
>>207262410How can you not?
>>207262238>just ignore 1/3 of the season that was literally unwatchable >just ignore that the other 2/3s of the season were waiting for a punchline If you genuinely liked S3 outside of Alex B and Burt antics you are a big brother troon. When you cast like, and pretend to be reality TV slop, for the majority of airing time you are just faghagtank. If you enjoyed watching gayron hold court with a bunch of dumb broads you are gay unironically. S1 had better scheming/social game than S3.
>>207262407Alex can't keep his mouth shut. AT BEST he will achieve lolcow status. He has an embarrassing future ahead of him.
>>207262404The only people who hate him are TJfags. He may be annoying in real life but he's objectively perfect for Fishtank.
>>207262414>cries when he thinks he might get kicked and threatens to kill himselfThis was also hilarious.
>>207262422it may be too soon for some fags in this thread to accept this
>>207262432I liked him on S2, but found him shit on Bloodgames.
>>207262421He cheated
>>207262422Gaslighting all the fish about being on a fake reality show was amazing and incredible it didn't immediately blow up in the wigger crew's faces. Mind games > icky puckers
>>207262162Vance and Sylvia were the only fans. Josie knew Jet vaguely through his music and Letty knew about MDE from when she was a teenager but hadn't followed Sam Hyde since. Jon. Mauro, and Simmons didn't know anything about Sam Hyde. Damiel was a plant.Why do you fags keep saying S1 was made out of fans when it clearly wasn't? S2 was entirely made up of fans with the exception of JC.
>>207262422>Alex B and Burt anticsPost discardedYou’re just a reddit troon who doesn’t understand Fishtank and just wants to watch le nigger le burt off
>>207262467Because S2fags want to revise history and try to paint S1 as fantank. They forget how Letty reacted to most of the gaslights
>>207262467everyone forgets that on thanksgiving last year Jet literally tweeted out a request for fans to apply
>>207262359i like jimmy but i actually agree
>>207262278anyone has an idea of what im talking about?i remember getting extremely high and stumbling on it, feels like a fever dream.
>>207262467Because dumbasses keep confusing MDE fans (s1) and fans of the show itself.
How did AB get H. Jon Benjamin to narrate the recap videos?
>>207262466what mind games nigga i swear you faggots forget how scuffed the reveal and how poor the "boiling of the frog" was
>>207262432he used to cry when things didnt go his wayhe wanted everyone to play his retarded game
>>207262491he got trish to shit arby's directly into his mouth. pretty smart huh?
>>207262493Nigger do you watch the show
>>207262473>You’re just a reddit troon who doesn’t understand Fishtankstfu nigger I knew about fishtank when it was called hellhouse.I never watched Burt jerking off one time, because that shit was gay. However, him constantly having schizo episodes over TTS and having a posterboard of random schizo scribbles was funny.
>>207262491It's AI
The show keeps getting worse every season
>>207262491>>207262491she gave H Jon her pussy. Simple as
>>207262505DO THE STANKY LEG!!!
>>207262513Proof?
>>207262243youve never been to europe
>>207262518trvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvke
Is there ONE (1) thing that all of /ftl/ can agree on? I'd say that Jet is incompetent but he has defenders like benfreaks
>>207262489yes that's what 'hellhouse' was. before jet rebranded it as fishtank. sam and nick have the idea on a pgl to fuck with mde fans on a game show
>>207262467>S2 was entirely made up of fans with the exception of JC.Shinji wasn't a fan either but yeah S2 sucks
i want her to come back
>>207262162>S1 was fansSylvia and Vance were fans but they still had no idea what to expect>as was BitchtankYeah and Bitchtank was dog shit for the same reasons s2 was
>>207262544benleaks is responsible for cole downfall
>>207262549shes so fucking ugly
>>207262544Oliver deserves to return
>>207262549What's wrong with you, man? She's fucking old and crusty and nasty as hell
>>207262549I have AGP and I look like this.
>>207262541Which part?
>>207262544Black cocks are better than white cocks at being inserted into white women
>>207262466It sucked
>>207262545im talking about the particular video.like what it was named and how to find it.i think it had something to do with the covid lockdowns?it was around that time.
>>207262557this
>>207262549Same, anon.
>>207262544That Meg was the worst fish of all time
>>207262544benleaks is funny though. and has great taste
s1 had the worst castboring, nontent, and corny tts hard carried s1
>>207262544tai mogs sam
S3 was the only season where the freeloaders didn’t carry the content.
>>207262544Benleaks is an unfunny fag who wants attention by being a contrarian. He's like Andrew Dobson, but slightly less boring with contrarianism.
>>207262549i WISH she had trapped Jimmy in her weird community thing
the fuck is he doing?
>>207262604imagine that
>>207262567any
>>207262549she doesn't do much for me but she and jimmy were cute together.
>>207262599i love delaney's personality and willingness to scream racial slurs but her flat chest is disgusting
>>207262616probably building a shit looking space set in that house
>All this shit stirring just to make S2 look good.The state of Jet, ffs.
>>207262589shes not, 5 or 6 of the s3 fish were worse
>>207262566she will NEVER return in ANY fishtank/mde related project. I think that's fucking funny. Forget about her brother
>>207262604connor, jobe, nifty, jeff, jeane, prisoner 3, prisoner 15, mizzy and everyone from famous house 2.0 saved season 3
>>207262628I've not heard of a country in Europe called Any, where is that?
>>207262604yeah which is why it was nontent
>>207262599WTF SAUCE NOWWWW
>>207262589she was until s3
>>207262247https://youtu.be/QwgEMUZdaV4?si=Ck5g7Gm2bGZgw8zH
>>207262677youve never been to any country in europe
>jon calls jacky a cowDo you think he did that because he can't pronounce whale?
>>207262604It's true.
I still don’t understand the rules of FH 2.0. Did the original fish have to make it to the end of the 2 weeks and win it by getting everyone else eliminated or did they just have to get the old fish kicked?
>>207262599MORE sir please I beg you
>>207262691nigga porn is free on the internet
>>207262707Yes I have I've been to multiple countries in Europe, have you?
>>207262652No way
when was the last time someone posted about s1 in detail? when was the last time someone posted about s3 in detail?when was the last time someone posted about s2 in detail? you'll find the most popular season if you use this
>>207262720Not even the fish knew. Hell I doubt production knew.
>>207262720sam gave up after an hour, you could tell he wasnt interested so they had to tank it. if sam had put effort in like he did at the start, vegas trip would have never happened and we would have had real ending
>>207262599Gross
>>207262744We know what the real peak of fishtank was
>>207262788shultz should have been on s3
>>207262720ear outi bet you don't even have balenciagas you bum
>>207262599holy fuck I NEED to degrade this sloppy whore
anyone got the ben/crickets s2 webm?
>>207262720it was an excuse to kick burt or simbal off the show
>>207262720make it to the end without getting voted out. decent concept but it encourages everyone to not act out or be entertaining
>>207262832All those production messages about Burt being cooked and his days being numbered at the start of FH 2 are pretty funny in retrospect.
remember when shinji crashed out after finally cumming 20+ days in? i do
>>207262720They had absolutely no ideas where to take the show after the fishtank reveal and then lazily bringing in frank and primestein. So the best whippet brains could come up with was "let's like, do the same bit again".
Hey, where's the icecream in this joint? Haha! Just kidding..haha....
>>207262730Yes, and no you haven't
>Everyone hates the 2.0 cast>instead of bullying them or trolling them they eliminated all of them in the most boring way possibleThat was when I knew that fishtank will never be shit
>>207262740Yes way
>does a hit piece on (You)
>Season so slow it's just memberberries.G R I MR I M GI M G RM G R I
>>207262913this sends shivers down sams spine and wakes him with cold sweat at night
>>207262599>>207262549more delaney nudes
do you think binx will ever admit she had prior knowledge of fishtank?
Yup... I think I'm done with Fishtank.
>>207262990damn…ur fit goes crazy
will payton give us any form of content ever again?
>>207263008we'll see you in July.
Will Jimmy dinally man up and take what's his from Tayleigh?
>>207263014she will be casted in either a marvel or star wars movie then go on joe rogan talking about being exploited by sam hyde
>Greg arc > Alex Stein, Dontarius, and Jon return arc > Famous House 2.0
>>207262980Boo! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
>>207263008see you tomorrow to discuss toiler talyor, lubecooch and simp for mid girls
>>207263049very rapeable
Will Animal Control ever take the monkeys and his hog wife away from Alex B some day?
>>207263035I'm pretty sure they already fucked.
>S4 will be in the S3 house>The S3 house has three rooms which a boxing ring, or MMA cage, could fit>They wont do itThe final third of the season should run alongside beeftank. Restock the tank with fish from prior seasons who dislike each other. Let them clash in the tank until they fight in the ring.
>>207263058They're just going to burn through all their money doing stupid shit. Alex has no future.
>>207263049She deserved it
>>207263084s3 house sucks so fucking bad. You know the wiggers bought it just to throw off season parties.
>>207263084*beeftank is women only.
>>207263035$50 is pretty cheap.
>Binx says she won’t watch the Summer rape tapes on stream>Mizzy watches them on stream while shouting Life is Mizzy during itMizzy is winning pretty hard, she gets more viewers too.
>>207263099The S3 house is the best house. The wiggers just did nothing with it.
>>207263118common thigh w
>>207262744S1fags will never admit this. Most of the season is forgotten and, frankly, mostly boring but they’re hoping no one realizes this. No archives, no good recaps. Total myth carried by it’s original novelty at the time.
If you only watched the AB recaps you'd have no idea about the Bliccy content we had during s2 (because AB cut it all). That's how I knew AB was a chick
>>207263147yeah this. s3 seems to be going that way, but it is very fresh but i hardly ever see people talking about moments that happened. now it feels like post s2/2.5 all over again in here
>>207263152it's frustrating.
>>207263135Nope. It has horrible main rooms for the viewing experience. Den was terrible. Yard was terrible. All catwalks were terrible.
>>207263084>>207263099pretty sure they're renovating it to make the space smaller
>>207263170most anons are waifufags, same as every season.
>>207263190>pretty sure they're renovating it to make the space smallerBecause they did such an amazing job with the S2 house. I hate these fucking people.
>>207263152I could never stand watching them but when I was doing so in binx’s stream yesterday, I never realized how fucking bad they are with editing, missing or even incorrect details, forced jokes that take away from scenes, awful endings, but the thing that pissed me off the most was keeping Tayleigh’s entire awful trauma dump from the cell. What the fuck is that shit, man?
>>207263179This. There's too many cameras to keep track of (anons warned of this the moment the house was doxxed.)
>>207263209>swamp olympics > rv/vegas arc > the cell 2
>>207263135S1 house was the absolute best camera placements and content wise.the living room+kitchen isle area combo were fucking perfect for the show.S2 had the advantage of being more cozy,small and less open but it didn't work as well as the above for camera placements and content.S3 is hust a huge open mess of shitty camera placements and audio, and is WAY too big for its own good.
>>207262700TJ's getting spicy snaps from Claire isn't he
>>207263170For all that can be said about every season, I think at the very least season 3 will go down as the funniest so far even if season 2 is an overall better project. I think it’ll be remembered more so for the memes but it wasn’t terribly compelling.
>>207263209
>>207263223Not to mention that it required waiting for the wiggers to come out of their galaxy gas comas to move the PTZ cams
>>207263099>>207263135It's way too big and the kitchen and living room, arguably the two most important rooms, have major issues.>kitchenPeople frequently congregate around the kitchen island and neither the island cam nor the kitchen cam do a good job of capturing what's happening.>living roomWay too large and dependent on the mobile cam to capture what's going on. The camera is too slow to move and the director has to babysit it. If they added a third cam here it might be better.
>>207263055>>207263087It didn't happen. Summer is pure!
>>207263147trvke. S2 was clearly the peak of fishtank thus far
>>207263276Even if she didn’t take the Goran cock she still fucked a black guy so she isn’t pure.
>>207263251>season 3S3 had the best streamlined comedy bits, but they were way too few and far between. It fell short, but it was still a valiant effort and worth attempting. FH2 and RV were not. I died when Sam was talking to Smaack about Israel and Palestine. That does not make up for all of the dead air of normies bickering and strategizing.
cut the yard, cut the flat, cut the locker room. fix the island cam and for god's sake add some soul to that macmansion shit. and bathroom cams
>>207263272Den PTZ also sucked since it had a lot of dead spots thanks to the fireplace that even lounge didn’t really pick up.
>>207263304Lmao, it is not a McMansion. It is a 70s swinger party house with a mid century design. It still sucks for anything except playing disco music and doing cocaine
>>207263291That tryst as with Jon was in the ass and as such does not count. Its a loophole written in the bible.
>>207263251what was funny about s3?? ted farting???
>>207263302Completely agree. Well said.
>>207263335how did jacob cast a better black contestant than jet?
>>207263350I liked GI liked slowly discovering who Burt wasI liked gooning
>>207263350I guess you gotta wait for the episodes, champ.
>>207263331Jon made that anus gaped
>>207263350Xavier
>>207263371
>>207263379Summoh was waped
>>207263350ben and sam mostly, but that was famous house 1
>>207263403why didn’t he invited jc too, does jon hate asians?
>>207263403imagine how that conversation went down
>>207263379he got reeeal quiet in the space yesterday when she was being discussed
>>207263152I've never watched ABtranny, always cucumberfeet
New thread:>>207263438>>207263438
>>207263403degenerate
>>207262945No you haven't and yes I have.
>>207263420>uh yeah so basically its like rape but consensual>im wituwee genghis kawn gwirls asshoes aw gay
>>207263403The thing about Summer is that it's only very certain angles that make her cute, for the most part she looks like the midpoint between skeletor and the hunchback of notre dame.
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>>207263523too late vro
>>207263350season 3 isn’t my favorite but it was the funniest one
>>207263393he sucked
>>207263640but how was it funny?
