Arthouse and Classics General.Move aside old woman edition>QOTD Favourite right-wing film?>Boney M - RasputinHow many y'all like sex?Ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen: >>214055763
Queen of /film/
Is The Bop House /film/-approved?
>>214105740>Right-wingThe Fountainhead will always come to mind.>Rasputinit is a new day friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghGiv7YLC7Q
Join us>>214096994>>214096994
>>214105954Sarah Faton
>16 years old, possibly 15 while recording the filmuh oh
>>214106202>During the opening credits, there is footage of a panting dog. However, when American censors saw the footage, they assumed that the dog had been harmed. This run-in with American censors caused Akira Kurosawa to remark that this was the only time he wished Japan had not lost WWII.kwab
Tom Waits needs to stop starring in them Jarmusch flicks and make another album ffs.https://youtu.be/wgPEvR702fk
King and Queen of /film/
geez, these critics like Megadoc because they DONT LIKE Megalopolisand I'm like wtf fr frhttps://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/megadoc-review-megalopolis-documentary-francis-ford-coppola-1235147799/>‘Megadoc’ Review: A Riveting Documentary About the Making of a Visionary Disasterhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/megadoc-review-megalopolis-mike-figgis-coppola-shia-labeouf-1236353654/>‘Megadoc’ Review: Francis Ford Coppola and Shia LaBeouf Steal the Show in Mike Figgis’ Juicy ‘Megalopolis’ Production Exposé>The 'Leaving Las Vegas' director takes us behind the scenes of the chaotic $120-million self-financed shoot, which was both agony and ecstasy for those involved.https://variety.com/2025/film/global/megadoc-things-we-learned-francis-ford-coppola-megalopolis-1236500604/>‘Megadoc’: 4 Things We Learned From Mike Figgis’ Documentary Chronicling Francis Ford Coppola’s Self-Financed Epic ‘Megalopolis’ https://www.vulture.com/article/megadoc-review-francis-ford-coppola-megalopolis-making-of.html>‘This Is a Nightmare’https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/movies/venice-film-festival-megadoc-francis-ford-coppola-shia-labeouf.html>Venice Film Festival: ‘Megalopolis’ Documentary Reveals Coppola’s Biggest Conflict>Cameras captured the director and his crew at work and at odds, as well as his fraught dynamic with cast member Shia LaBeouf.
>>214107703Most potent plebfilter of the decade
Sometimes I wonder if movies are all this homogenized thing to normies, like there's no such thing as a good looking movie because they all look like movies, they'd never know the difference between something being shot on film and like an insurance commercial from 2025. There are probably people out there that watch Happy Gilmore 2 and to them its the same exact thing as Taxi Driver, it's just two movies and that's that.
>>214107812Turbonormalfags are like that, but these kind of turbonormalfags are mostly a thirdie thing.
Nourrices of /film/
>>214107855You don't even know what you're saying. Your country is probably going to shit anyway, and your reply makes zero sense.
>>214107703>Coppola eventually concedes that LaBeouf is “the biggest fucking pain in the ass of any actor I’ve ever worked with.”that's a serious claim
>>214108086Prince Vince vindicated.>>214105851Even degenerate coomer garbage is sanitised and artless nowadays. My peepee feels nothing watching this. Now, if these fine ladies had their videos directed by Jack Hill, Rob Zombie, Russ Meyer or Herschell Gordon Lewis... Well! Now you have something interesting.>QOTDStraw Dogs.
>>214107872Imagine the possibilities
>>214096984>nta but where should I startThe Red and The White is probably the best choice>which is the most kafkaesqueThe Round-Up
and Oldás és kötés AKA Cantata 1963 is his most Antonionian film
>>214108086Brando mogged.>>214108231>Straw DogsPauline Kael called it fascist, but she also said Exorcist 2 was a better film than Exorcist 1.
>>214107723pick up my hat
>>214108441>>Straw Dogs>Pauline Kael called it fascistWhat a retarded take. It's like saying Bicycle Thieves is fascistic. Do you have the full review/interview?
>>214105851For sure; gonna have to check out this great arthouse joint. In fact, I might go to The Bop House myself, to check if everyone's working in safe conditions.
>>214105740>Favourite right-wing film?Rocky, easily.>How many y'all like sex?I'd rate sex an 8.5/10.>>214107812>movies are all this homogenized thing to normies, like there's no such thing as a good looking movie because they all look like movies, they'd never know the difference between something being shot on film and like an insurance commercial from 2025.I've noticed that it's more Boomers and thirdies that do this. One of the reason Hollywood is having issues with Zoomers is due to Zoomers noticing how fucking ugly new movies are given they've either gotten into more /film/ oriented stuff since COVID or they just in general watch old movies and can see the difference is night and day.
>>214105740>QOTDBuffalo '66>Boney M - RasputinWe're all loving sex here.
Based on this thread, everything's right wing. How the fuck is Buffalo 66 right wing lol
>>214108577>how the fuck is Buffalo 66 right wing lolIf you're a libertarian it's technically "right-wing"
>>QOTDMetropolis. Fritz Lang himself said that the film's message (class cooperation) is stupid and misguided, though.>>Boney M - RasputinIt's alright.>>214108606Is 17 legal in New York?
>>214108622>Is 17 legal in New York?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_United_States
>>214108606Movie is just apolitical, and obviously so.>>214108622Metropolis is so left wing lol; all of the movie is about le chud classist father building up this nazi empire for friends only and his sensitive son tearing it up when he realizes his father is a chud.
Libertarians are modern cucks.Buffalo '66 is right-wing only because it shows traditional and classical values like rape.
>>214108674Ah yes, the traditional value of going insane and bowling.
>>214108577>>214108606>>214108668>>214108674>>214108703https://www.cavehzahedi.com/vincent-gallo-interview
>>214108717I'm not reading all that, your point?
>>214108756"In Buffalo '66, the idea was of this extremely misguided victim who saw himself as a victim in the most unreasonable, unrealistic ways. That his life transforms the minute he takes responsibility for his own life is a direct political statement -- a very uncomfortable one for many people because socialists feel quite opposed to that."
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/8/29/laura-poitras-cover-up-turns-seymour-hershs-life-into-an-alternative-history-of-america-venice>The last stretch, when it brushes against more recent Hersh stories, wavers a bit, as if Poitras wasn’t sure how much weight to give Hersh’s late-career work. slava ukra-ACK
>>214108780Kinda funny that his idea of taking responsability for one's life is kidnapping a woman and planning a murder. Dare I say Vince failed in his portrayal of right wing values and understanding of the left?
>>214108780Vincent might be the most closeted man of all time
They hated Prince Vince because he told the truth.
>>214105740>QOTDRight wing/left wing are terms for the normoids who can't think for themselves. I believe in a deregulated free market but also extensive free public services. I think organised religion should be effectively illegal but also homosexuality should be treated as a disease and gender transition outright outlawed. I want some immutable civil liberties but also capital punishment for flagrant offenders. Which box are you going to put me in?>shitty pop songIt's alright, kinda overrated.
>>214108898I think he's so traumatized from his father and his humilliation rituals (including sucking NYC boomer dick for money) that he doesn't even knows what the fuck he believes in anymore, at least in the time of that interview. Awww, poor Vince :(
>>214108800that faggot Jordan Ruimy must not be aware that NATO nations have already chosen an ukrainian scapegoat for the NS1 attack
>>214109303I'd say fascism is more your speed.>>214109357Artsy porno looking good.
>>214109303The retard box
>>214109303>Right wing/left wing are terms for the normoids who can't think for themselves.It's a historic generalization dating back to the French revolution that really hasn't been relevant in decades, especially since the Cold War ended. It's really used only to refer to periods like Rome or the Cold War where rigid political polarization as a result of current historic conditions occurs.
>>214109391The deregulated free market thing kinda spelled it out, yes.
>>214108717>VG: You know, it was booed within two minutes at Cannes. I mean, it was booed loudly from the first two minutes.>CZ: I heard that, but I couldn’t figure out why anyone would boo. All I could come up with was that maybe it had to do with the opening credits. What made you decide to start the film with a title card that read: “a film written, directed, edited and produced by Vincent Gallo”?>VG: I wanted to take it away from the marginal film world. I didn't want it to appear like an independent film or like an art film.>CZ: But why would that title card make it seem like it’s not an independent film?>VG: Because it was preceded by a title card that read: “Grey Daisy Films Presents.” It was a fake company, as if that meant something, as if I had establishment. But it was just a focus card - that's a focus cue in the center. The concept was to create an iconic opening, or a sort of historic opening. It was an aesthetic decision.K W A BWAB
>>214109357For me, it's pink films.
>>214109477Sounds like those Cannes faggots are just a bunch of bitches, doesn't it? Shame on Vince for not having the balls to stand up for himself.
VISIONCREATIONNUSAN
>>214109534Pinku eigas*
>>214109534Man most of the genre is garbage, but the good ones are really great. Pic related.
>>214109742>Man most of the genre is garbage, but the good ones are really great.Pretty much any niche erotic film genre desu
>>214109534Asians aren't erotic in the slightest
What was he THINKING?
Pinku eigas were mogged into oblivion by JAV, both artistically and sexually.
>>214109774Sino Sono's big-titted gravure idol wife would like a word.
>>214109810Probably some hack shit
>>214109834Definitely
>>214109824Brown nipples are very unpleasant to look at.
>>214109905Holy cringe
>>214109905You gotta go back.
>Breillat was born in Bressuire, Deux-Sèvres, and grew up in Niort. She decided to become a writer and director at the age of twelve after watching Ingmar Bergman's Sawdust and Tinsel, believing she had found her "fictional body" in Harriet Andersson's character, Anna.[1]
>>214108231>>214109813>artisticallyThere's nothing EROTIC about pornography. It has its own language, that's completely disconnected from sex as a factual occurrence. Much like how a curated wildflower garden has nothing to do with nature. It's an exaggerated, grotesque pastiche. A simulacrum.
>>214110078>It has its own language, that's completely disconnected from sex as a factual occurrenceFor produced stuff yes, but amateur porn is entirely different and is just somebody fucking someone on camera.
>>214110078I guess that's why it mogs artistically. Hell, one might even say porn is more artistic than kino these days.
>>214110112That's cinéma vérité.
>>214109813true
>>214110170>cinéma véritéI'll have to use that line when I go back to college>>214110131>porn is more artistic than kino these daysOnly because well-shot and thematically poignant sex scenes are impossible to find now given intimacy coordinators fucked all that six ways from Sunday.
>>214110249>femboyI knew something fishy was going on. Anyway, code?
It's just so boring
>>214109834>>214109882I still consider him a master of cinema but that film was too masturbatory for the most part.
>>214110408He had that dog in him (Andrei Rublev), but for the most part his sci fi shit sucks
>>214110430>>214110408>that film was too masturbatory for the most part.I'd say it was to him what Dreams was to Kurosawa in that regard
>>214108800Hesh is a midwit who ends up blaming everything on "muh capitalism"
>>214110468>"muh capitalism"In all fariness it is really hard to look at the last 5 years and not be some stripe of anti-captialist or at least reformist.
>>214110485More like the last 265 years.
>>214110485Capitalism is the best current possible arragement, with some regulations, no lolbertarian shit of course. It still sucks, but it's a symptom. If we talk about Russia-Ukraine shit for example, it's got nothing to do with capitalism. Russia in fact greatly hampered it's debelopment on the global market because of this war. Russia is as much of a pawn of anti-white jewish ZOG as the West is. Their approach is just different. Russia as hard-authoritianism, west is soft power, slow rot. Russia pumps up social conservatism superficially, but it's mostly done for the sake of creating an image of being "not like the west". They don't have a mass outside immigration problem, but they have an internal immigration crisis and ethnic Russians are second class to some muslim populations such as Chechens. Ukraine is a country with no real identity stuck between these shit sandwiches. I assume majority of population just wishes for European gibs, maybe an increase in living conditions, infrastructure. The politically active poipulace is divided between liberals and right-wingers who saw how ethnic Russian nationalism was obliterated in Russia (look up Restrukt, Maksym "Tesak"). A lot of the people from Restrukt are in fact fighting on the side of Ukraine. They most likely think it will be easier to deal with the weaker western progressivism that doesn't really straight up torture and murder right wing ethnic nationalist activists. But ukrainians are irrelevant. The goal of this war is to divide people further on the political spectrum, including the pawn-politicians. When neither side has definitive support the war is prolonged and more white people die on the frontlines, while in the west more psyops are created. All for the sake of destroying slowly every kind of white culture and white populace.
We're all not reading that schizo slop here.
>>214111087Schizo/film/ and porn addict/film/ are my least favorite /film/s and they both made an appearance today
You niggas really think white people are some special kind of boogeyman targeted by every non white social group or something. You probably aren't even white. Grow up.
That Ritchie Torres interview is pure /film/
>>214111946When /film/ turned political, the quality of discussion unironically skyrocketed and also plummeted depending on the poster. I enjoy it.
>>214111946Yes, absolutely. But I wish Adam would get Woody on his show before it's too late.
bump
>>214113521Fuck you
>>214113532Kill yourself, saboteur.
>>214113624Can't you see this thread sucks? Let it die so we can create a new one
>>214113667We don't let threads die in here, lil bro.
>>214113698This has happened multiple times. Especially during pandemic era /film/, but clearly you're too new to remember
>>214113667I have posted here once or twice so it's quality has dramatically increased.
>>214113810Which posts were yours? I'll evaluate that
>>214113708Lol, I've been here since 2022, not that it matters. Anyway, who cares, you don't tell /film/ what to do.
Bugonia is just another yorgos cringe compilation for sociopathic normies, not cinema.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
>>214113980But was it hot? I need to watch that crime.
>>214114003Motherfucker
>>214114003It's got Stavros's raw sexual magnetism. Of course it's hot.
>>214114106That redhead bitch is still so hot. She was made for roughness.
New Spike interview is pretty good.https://www.vulture.com/article/spike-lee-in-conversation.html
>>214114274/film/'s guy, 95% of the general agrees, 5% of trolls and newfags will never make Spike not our boy.
>>214114274I eagerly await (C)harlot(te)'s response.
>>214114380Honestly, dissing Spike as a filmmaker is a meme. Malcolm X is an amazing film.
>>214114632I don't think people diss him here, they just make fun of his Instagram posts.
la putain de /film/
>>214114661I've caught a few guys dissing him, even pretending Malcolm X sucks. I just think they're racist or memeing.
>>214113980it's a remake of Save the Green Planet and from what i heard it might as well be shot-for-shot, basically every substantial punchline / plotpoint is the same
Inshallah my wife will find His grace and spit on the Talmud. I will emancipate her from that malevolent Israeli dwarf and rehouse her in a home where she doesn't have to crane her neck down to look at the man who loves her.Listened to a HELMET album and it sucked.Spike? Prophet of /film/.
I generally don't like Guadagnino, but the plot of his new Venice movie sounds pretty interesting.
I only trust /film/ posts to know if something is good or not
>>214114801HOLYMost based post in a while.
>>214114801Helmet rocks lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugS680Bji1c
>>214114801MAZEL TOV! Oh, sorry, my bad, I mean, AMEN! I declare total support in your quest to reclaim our Charlotte. Note that she's only Jewish paternally, so the Torah's influence isn't absolute, through our collective efforts, we can make it dwindle.Not a big Helmet guy, but Godflesh (which they may have ripped off) are great.
lil bros don't know the difference between the torah and the talmud
>>214115278They probably self define as christian without even realizing that the Torah is exactly the same as the first five books of the Old Testament. This is your brain on /pol/.
>>214115331>/pol/Antizionism is a fundamentally leftist stance. Hitler supported Israel (see the Haavara Agreement).
>>214115405I guess so, but I was just making fun of people that don't know their shit. And let's be real, antizionism nowadays is just another way of saying "I'm anti jew".
>>214115405>Antizionism is a fundamentally leftist stanceIt is not.
fuck off with this offtopic shi
>>214115677Might as well just go on; thread was shit before we started Das Geheimes Treffen (1933)
>>214114801>>214114991Risible cope.
finally completed my movie of the year list. might go back as far as 1928 if i can find enough black and white movies i like, but i find that doubtful and will not be putting silentslop on my listhttps://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/list/movie-of-the-year-1932-2024/
We're all not clicking that retard's link here.
>>214114810it sounds annoyingi still remember how everyone hyped up Tar and that shit was okay at best, looks good but it was treading water so fucking much
>>214116151suck my nuts queermo
>>214116134watch The Organizer (1963) (lensed by Rotunno)
>>214116351i'm a famous red sonja fan so i will oblige
>>214116230Kill yourself you fucking cunt.
>>214116500why the fuck would i obey instructions from a queermo
>>214116376>red sonja fanNu or the 80s one>>214116530>>214116230>Queermo Del Whoro
>>214116593the one lensed by rotunno, scored by morricone and dressed by donati. so yeah the 80s one because i'm pretty sure all those guys are dead or retired.
>>214116500Why are you so angry, you fuck?
DID SHE CALL MY NAYYYYYYHAYYYYAYYYAYAYAYAYAYYYMEI THINK IT'S GONNA RAIIIIIIIIIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAINOH-OH! WHEN I DIEEEEEEEEEEYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIAHH!>>214114991*soccer ball seamster accent* For us it's half-protestant actress Charlotte Gainsbourg. (I put on a few songs from Streetcleaner and I enjoyed them.)>>214115331The only Old Testament gobbledygook I know about is what is wailed about in my favourite Pixies songs. It's just the teachings of Christ for me, brother.
>>214116654>lensed by rotunno, scored by morricone and dressed by donatiWTF, I had no idea it had such a stacked amount of talent besides Nielsen and Arnold. Guess I'll have to check it out.
>dressed by
>>214116780he did costuming and dressed the sets, what else would you call it
>>214116727Christ was a jewish rabbi, man.
>>214116769they worked in lots of mediocre flicksand Red Sonja is very boring
>>214116780>>dressed byYou'd be surprised how important and intensive costume design is, especially for epic or sci-fi films.Ishioka is probably my favorite, she did absolutely incredible work in every film she did regardless of quality. She's pretty much the Tim Follin of costume design.
>>214116859>they worked in lots of mediocre flicksFor sure but to see them all in one movie is very surprising.>Red Sonja is very boringYeah I'm one of those guys that was never into 80s dark fantasy stuff given I didn't grow up with it. I like it but it's not "my" genre per se, so I'm not sure if I have the time or patience for a mediocre one.
*mogs you're favorite epic in you're path*
>>214116727>>210701603
>>214116804He was a carpenter by tradeOr at least that's what I'm told
>>214117090Going at once to Jesus, Judas said, “Rabbi!” and kissed him. - Mark 14:45Turning around, Jesus saw them following and asked, “What do you want?”They said, “Rabbi, where are you staying?” - John 1:38
>>214116859>doesn't have the attention span for red sonjaarthouse general btw. classics general btw. nigga watch a benning if you think red sonja is poorly paced
>>214117163IN HEAVEN HIS THRONE IS MADE OF GOLD THE ARK OF HIS TESTAMENT IS STOWEDA THRONE FROM WHICH I'M TOLDALL HISTORY DOES UNFOLD
>>214117090Based Caveposter
What are some epic arthouse movies?
>>214117344Faraon / Pharaoh
>>214117344Picrel is a great one, not well-known outside of Romania but it's pretty much the one great film from that country.
>>214117405
>>214117344Alexander NevskyIvan the Terrible Parts 1 & 2
>>214117344This film is an epic win for Leone
>>214117344Kagemusha (also directed by Kurosawa)Andrei RublevMarketa LazarovaHard To Be A GodNovecentoIl gattopardothe list goes on
>>214117048Based Chantal. I want to get her box sets that the BFI put out. Jeanne Dielman is a rare 5 star perfect score movie pour moi.
>>214106202not my problem
>>214117629>In March 2011, it was announced that Leone's original 269-minute version was to be recreated by a film lab in Italy under the supervision of Leone's children, who had acquired the Italian distribution rights, and the film's original sound editor, Fausto Ancillai, for a premiere in 2012 at either the Cannes Film Festival or Venice Film Festival.[61][62]>The restored film premiered at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival, but because of unforeseen rights issues for the deleted scenes, the restoration had a runtime of only 251 minutes.[63][64][65] However, Martin Scorsese (whose Film Foundation helped with the restoration) stated that he was helping Leone's children gain the rights to the final 24 minutes of deleted scenes to create a complete restoration of Leone's envisaged 269-minute version. On August 3, 2012, it was reported that after the premiere at Cannes, the restored film was pulled from circulation, pending further restoration work.[66] I wonder why nothing came out of this.
>>214118120Just checked and my extended version is 251 minutes. The truth still eludes us, bros. Imma watch Duck, You Sucker for some mexkino.
>>214118207Just don't watch Suck, You Ducker. That's a different movie
>>214118370>Suck, You Ducker.That's the porn parody.
Can't stand blurry backgrounds. Shoot the film in the deep focus or I'm not going to bother. I'm just not going to bother. I have better things to do than to torture my eyes. On to the next film.
Cock, You Sucker
Is there an explanation as for why that film has has 3 different titles ("Duck, You Sucker!", "A Fistful of Dynamite", "Once Upon a Time ... the Revolution")
>>214118455You forgot the classic Giù la testa
Hitch, You Cocker
Jusf call me Hitch, hold the Cock.
>>214118490>>214118543Giù la testa, also known as..Duck, You Sucker!Duck, You Cocksucker!Duck, You Sonofabitch!Suck, You Ducker!Fuck, You Sucker!Suck, You FuckerOnce Upon a Time... ...in the DynamiteOnce upon a Time in MexicoA Fistful of DynamiteA Fistful of ExplosivesA Fistful of CocksuckerA Fistful of RevolutionThe IrishmanThe Irishman, The Mexican and the Americanetc etc etc
I used to believe in the power of cinema, cocksucking and dynamite. Now I only believe in cocksucking.
>>214118588Good shit.
>>214118455Black Sunday is called The Mask of the Demon in Italian Black Sabbath is called Three Faces of Fear in Italian Kill Baby Kill is called Operation Fear in Italian etc
Gawd this was so fucking bad. Story was terribly put together and conceptually non-sensical, the whole production was way overly melodramatic, all the acting was pretentiously blase, just seemed like an excuse to make a softcore vamp porn movie - reading the positive reviews kinda confirms this was the objective and was received as such by it's target audience. Not for me, I like my movies with a bit more substance beyond "artful flowing of blood down a hard-nippled breast" [gag] - oh, but don't forget the flowing gauze curtains in every shot to really bring home the mise-en-scene [eye roll]. I haven't been this annoyed after watching a movie in a long time, usually I can find something I enjoy or at least appreciate in a film. Not this one - well, I guess opening with Bauhaus wasn't the worst, but I should've stopped watching after the first 5 mins then.EDIT: oh yeah, and almost forgot the lingering shots on every drop of blood in seemingly every scene, just drawing out the agony of watching this movie way longer than the story or the lame visuals should've been expected to support - could've been a tight 15 min dark gothic erotica short, I'll concede that.
>>214118769Yeah it's disappointing. Wings of Desire is unironically a far superior goth film.
>>214106202mustve been rough 15 years
>>214117344Loves of Pharaoh 1922- an epic film from Ernst Lubitsch based on Verdi’s opera Aidahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FvmN6hzXQ2YIt’s got blackface in it. Pic related
>>214119461lil bro pinkface
>>214107341>Charlotte RamplingSHALL be watching jarmuschslop
>>214117344Ran is mid
It's the remix to "Ignition", hot and fresh out the kitchenMama rollin' that body got every man in here wishin'
>>214119951how so
>Girl I cared a lot about and who I was very good friend with hasn't talked to me in nearly 5 yearsunironically /film/ to drown my sorrows before drowning myself in alcohol?
>>214120766Unironically Annie Hall
>>214119951>>214120691Nta but I downloaded an 80gb remux of Ran and saw it few weeks ago. Great movie. I liked it. But it’s not worth 80gb of storage forever.
I watched Womb early this morning. Pretty boring overall but there were a few decent scenes that prevented it from being the film equivalent of blue balls.Been thinking about Bertolucci lately so I might watch Luna later when I get back from the 'plex.
>>214120766Try 8 years.
>>214120766Ocean Waves
>>214121030Doxxed.
>>214121052>8 yearswhy would i watch fag shit lmfao
>>214121097Huh?
>>214121133Explore your sexuality.
>>214121225Don't feel uncomfortable, J.
During the summer months I have been watching kino with an ice pack. The heat and sweating would distract me but the ice pack has helped with that. I recommend it. Sometimes I put it on my balls.
>>214121357Ice pack in the groin area is a good hack to lower your body temperature.
>>214121371Helps with sperm production too
>>214121345I'm H thoughbeit.
>>214121421I know.
>>214121421>I'm H thoughbeitWhat is life like as a hermaphrodite
>>214121421Woah, Humbert, didn't expect to see you here!
Harperfag.J.All the same to me, the cartel is on their way nonetheless.
>>214121345>Jalle>Jinski>JarperWe don’t even have a J here you schizo.
>>214121431>>214121432>>214121433>31>32>33The numbers... What do they mean....
>>214121450>>214121468Sounds like you two need some HJs
>>214121030There's also Murmur of the Heart (1971) and Ma Mère (2002) in this genre, if you're curious.
>>214121493>The numbers... >What do they mean....
Anyone else think /ourfeuille/ looks like Griffin Dunne?
>>214121638Not a great picture of herA bit like a zoomerette Franz Kafka
>>214121450Funny how the Hfag was reputedly unafraid of anyone but is now a ghost. Lil bro got spooked? Halloween's in 2 months.
>>214121831You begging for his attention is pathetic.
>>214121850I'm not begging for nothing, and stfu before I fuck u up too
>>214121831I'll admit I hadn't posted ITT prior but how am I a ghost? Are you just trying to bait me at this point?>>214121520Thank you.>>214121493THE NUMBERS, MASON
>>214121956Just checking up on a friend.
>>214116727>>214121956Intellectually fantasizing about having prolonged make out sessions with Jessica. Feeling sapiosexual.
>>214122065>yfw
>>214122135>professor x right before hitting magneto with the holocaust beam
>>214122135I relate to Miguel Bose's character in that
INJECT THAT WHOLE BOB EGGERS A24 VIBES AESTHETICS INTO MY VEINS!!!! OH MY GAWD HE MUST MAKE EVERY MOVIE. HE IS GOING TO MAKE A WEREWOLF MOVIE. HE IS GONNA MAKE GOTHAM CITY. HE IS GONNA MAKE A FRAAAAAAANKENSTEIN. I NEED BOB EGGERS INJECTED IN MY ENTIRE BLOODSTREAM FOLK HORROR IT'S THE FOLK HORROR AESTHETIC FROM A24 AND ROBERT EGGERS
Veinsposting is like 3 meme cycles ago, mr. coma patient
>>214122422>>214122439Forgot to shout out this eggersian film. >Beloc the Blind is a period short film directed by Didac C. Forroll. Set in the twelfth century, it follows the journey of a blind man and a young girl as they survive in a harsh, unforgiving world. Together, they face the challenges of a hostile environment, searching for hope amid adversity. This work has been praised for its deep visual storytelling and meticulous historical recreation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOFlvFO-9n4
>>214122559Injection status?
>>214122580Bolus already injected.
You guys are so fucking unfunny it hurts.
>>214122649Tell us a joke anon.
>>214122659Did you hear about the Chinaman that went to the eye doctor?
>>214121956>>214122135sex
>>214122659Life.
>>214122422Mocking him will not take away his $500 million box office gross. Eggers is here to stay. Only chance we have is that he got vaccinated and will die early, but even that will only grow his legend ala Nirvana and Kurt Cobain. Eggers won now you must suffer.
>>214122766There is a chance that we can find pro Trump reddit comments somewhere. Attack his establishment clout and the whole thing crumbles. But Eggers has already proven a skillful operator and fortified his far left talking points. A rape sex pest allegation could work though.
You guys are just envious of prolific filmmaker Robert Eggers.
Goo goo g’joob
>>214123097Hi, bi bi b'itch
>>214123054Not envy. He is the number one enemy of cinema because of the films he makes. The ideas he perpetuates. The trends he sets. He is a ten year olds idea of a director. He must be stopped at all costs.
>>214123219Cinema has greater enemies than that visionary Eggers.
Just marathoned Mixed Blood, dir. Paul MorrisseyIt was funny and authentic. Marília Pêra is great in it.
>>214123283Found you.
>>214123352
>file includes dvd menukino
>>214123279Not really. People like Daniels and Gerwig are just relics of the woke era, and will likely not even be able to greenlight a film in two years. Eggers keeps failing up and he is unstoppable.
Epic Eggers convo.
>>214123808>NOOOOOOO!!!! EGGERS BAD EGGERS MUST BE STOPPED NO NO NO EGGERS!!!!STFU bitch
This Eggers convos are so epic, man.
They should’ve cast someone other than Nicole Kidman in The Northman.
>>214124295A Canadian actress, perhaps?
>>214124295Was the movie all manly and rapey? I'm in the mood for some hypermasculine rapekinos
>>214124337watch Straw Dogs
>>214124369Already seen; it's more of an incelkino desu
>>214123864>being that emotionally attached to Eggers manbaby slop that you defend him on the internet
>>214124316True, MILF Kirshner could've pulled it off.
>>214124422watch Vengeance is Mine
>>214124625Already seen't; it's more of an -----kino desu
>>214124422>incel>he's a married manzoomoids made words mean nothing
>>214124910Bro was a man with no testicles, got controled and intimidated by niggas who worked for him, and got his wife falling in love with her rapist from his sheer betaness. Completely cvcked existence, arranged marriage highly possible, -10000 aura.
the absolute fucking state
This place sucks without me.
>>214125244which fu are you?
>>214125254He's not a 'fu.
>>214125244Damn son, those jannies can be vicious sometimes. Welcome back.
>>214125254>>214125311The funny is that i was in that porn discussion that got nuked but this is what they ban me for, kek.
>>214125450lil bro on probation
>>214117090>jew doing manual laborngmi
I am going to subvert your expectations of me by watching Eddington... and enjoying it
I only watch open matte films now
>>214121638Not particularly. She has a very strange ability to look Middle Eastern one moment, then like Mike Madison, and then vaguely like Audrey Hepburn even.
>>214126617Delusional
>>214126361>watch Eddington>enjoy it
>>214126617*Mikey Madison
>>214126617I was with you until you mentioned Hepburn.
For me it's Mike Madison.
>>214126689I won't die on that hill, but it's a vague resemblance that I was compelled to recognize/misrecognize only after much thought. The point (which has been mentioned by others before) is she looks quite different across different photos.
Mike MadisonNicholas KidmanAngel JolieAlberich HepburnGareth GarboMarlon Dietrich
I don’t know what niggas needs hear this Beth take care of yo body cuz wen u then 30 dem shodas and yo back gon be weaker and Dey gotta get extra TLC YA DIG
Charlton Gainsbourg
I'm interested to hear on Monday if The Testament of Ann Lee is any good.
>>214127014The Testament of Lynne Littman is very good.
Nathaniel KinskiIshmael Huppert
Jess Harper… oh wait
>>214121638>>214126689Made for BICBIG INDIAN COCK
>>214127166>BIG INDIAN COCKfile not found
>>214127190Kek
>>214126977>>214127084>>214127144There is a reason why I didn't mention your waifus.
>>214126829Anon the only person she's resembling is that turkish woman selling bootleg clothing, bags and perfume on the market corner. I've no idea how this phenotype can look attractive to you.
>>214127214You're a chomo? What does that have to do with it?
>>214127282I'm not the one that famously posted about lusting for children, neither his friends. Die.
>>214127214Because no one's shilling them here enough? Let me change that.
>>214127262You have no idea PERIOD.
>>214105851Gypsyscum full of black eyes and dyed black hair, can't even be arsed to a attempt to mask their black eyebrows that give them away immediately.
>>214127294La Coooosta RiiiiicaLa Coooosta RiiiiicaYa no pueeede triunfaaaaar
>>214126930>AlberichKek.
What's the film version of this?
>>214127370The scene of the guy taking a shit in Cemetery of Splendour.
>>214121638>>214126689Ugly, fake looking, weird looking, drawing looking face bitch who's not /film/, no matter how much you try to force her here.
>>214127413King status? Dismembered.
>>214127337Sing that to your family when I ruin your life.
>>214127421She is. Simple as.
>>214127454You make Gadonpaki look eloquent.
>>214127454>internet tough guy
>>214127544She are what she is. And that's all it is.
>>214127544>>214127574No.
Whoever is baking, make it a nice OP please, because this one was god awful.
>>214127609Ready to go.
>>214127659Wait for 345.
another montpetit edition
>>214127672>>214127680Surely you jest?
>>214127672You don't want the bake to burn.
>>214127672Nobody ever does this
>>214127557>>214127565I'll make you guys famous so you don't have to work again.
>>214127735Which is a shame.
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>>214126659I love Eddington immensely, fuck you
