Episode 10 (russian dub) leaked, so people who watched it use spoilers please.Season finale teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMs1QlCLTM previous thread: >>214107933
>>214113776Dexter lost his shit for a full season from depression of what happened to Rita, including doing things like killing a guy who didn't match the code at all and completely failing to contain his rage.
>>214113979Episode 10 link?
>>214114063Wednesday region 5
>>214114063what the fuck was the point of this scene
>>214114063All that autism really paid off in the end. I knew it.
>doakes diesdexter: "that sucks but it works out for me">rita diesdexter: "man that really sucks">laguerta diesdexter: "jeez that sucks">deb diesdexter: "oh man i don't know if i can handle how much this sucks">new blood black cop diesdexter: "he didn't need to die this sucks">angel diesdexter: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSADKBFJDFFS"
>>214114063I want to lick her sweaty body
Award for the most retarded nigger award goes to Dexter and the shit writers! Batista was trying to ruin his and his sons life, meanwhile The Midget literally basically just gave him infinite resources to kill bad people worldwide and he wasted it? Really?
>>214114292but le angel is his friend..
>>214114292I thought he was gonna fuck him like Hannah.
>>214114259he spent most of season 5 getting over rita, wtf are you talking about?>>214114292Because Batista is a good person and Prater is not.>>214114319why do you even consume fiction if you're this unwilling to invest in the emotional lives of the characters?
>>214114292Dexter is wholesome chungus serial killer and Batista is his best friend
>>214114364>Because Batista is a good person and Prater is not.This is about practicality, Dexter is supposed to be sociopath leaning, as in he will do the pragmatic thing to bring about the most good in the world, this scene literally killed the whole series.
>>214114211She is autisticThat scene was there to nail it down for normgroids who didn't get it yet>>214114292Filtered evildoer
>>214114211The executives watched Wednesday and figured out that zoomer generation likes cringe dance scenes.
sex with deb
>"Dios Mio! Dexter Morgan has jumped out a hospital window without eating his Cubano... dat sure is suspicious"Proceeds to>Quit his high paying easy job as a captain of the most incompetent police force in America to investigate old friend>Gets smack talked by a sad looking 17 year old>Bumble every stage of the investigation>Get mowed down by a running half naked fat guy>Have your headphones smashed>Sperg out to NYPD for questioning your highly intelligent investigation methods (its a tape recorder of your own voice)>succesfully fail to tail suspect >"Turn in your badge detective Batista, and your gun... and your other gun">Better go warn the billionair midget Dexter is now inexplicably friends with>Tell him EVERYTHING>Get beaten up by a women and strapped to a kill table because that was clearly the wrong thing to do>Dexter helps me escape better try to kill him>Oh shit Tyrion Lannister shot me...>This is all Dexter's faultMight be the worst humiliation conga for a character I've seen in years. His only good luck in 9 whole episodes was that Prater didn't strip him naked on the table
I've made screencap of a thread from few days ago that I think turned out mediocre at best and which is too big to post, so here is the link if you interested.https://postimg.cc/2q0g44ZS
>>214114507yesss
>>214113979>Episode 10 (russian dub) leakedGod dammit I just wanted to talk about today's episode with my fellow /tv/ autists, now I have to avoid /tv/ for a week because I know one of you fucks will spoil me. I hate Russians so god damn much.
How can the russian dub leak without the english dub that doesn't make sense?
>>214114662Just watch it ironically lke everyone else.
>>214114662it's so shit it's not worth waiting another week, watch the dub and get over it
>>214114662Dexter calls Harrison and gets him to break him out of the kill room, but Prater holds Harrison up at gunpoint to get Dexter to come back. Harrison injects Prater with M99 and Dexter gets to kill Prater. Don't worry about what happens to Charlie, it doesn't matter.
>>214114292>DID YOU JUST TRY TO SAVE ME??? AAHHHH I'LL KILL YOU DEXTER MORGAN. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!
>>214114292>>214114722Nothing about this scene made sense
>>214114662the leak is kinoEpisode 10 spoilers oviously...
so everyone agrees this season finale is ass right?
>>214114722Yeah, the midge had Charlie's gun, so they could have drop kicked him and shot Charlie to live another day.
>>214114292Surely Prater knows the BHB only murders killers. Why did he even think that would work? Just quietly disappear Angel to an island somewhere get Al on the bench and give us s2 with Dexter killing serial killers for money
>>214114687simple answer is that some random russian company over dubbed directly onto the source. some russian guy in between it all had access to the obnoxious dub and here we all are>>214114780ofc
>>214114802He thinks he killed cops(blacks don't count) before due to Batista rant
>>214114780yep, the entire ep is botched and single handedly made the entire respin idiotic
>>214114780I'm just happy it made those "Jonah is coming back guys he's for sure the Ripper!" guys sad
>>214114780Not as bad as nb but rather mehOnly that line from Dexter on boat was cool
>>214114211>Autistic jew cop grabs a suspect, flips him on the ground, breaks out the cuffs.>Staying Alive starts playing from the nearest car radio.>She leaps up and starts dancing.>Suspect escapes.We now know why she couldn't catch the NY Ripper. He clearly had that song ready to go at a moment's notice if she ever got too close to catching him.
>>214114869>GUYS CHECKOUT THIS TIKTOK EDIT>LOOK>JONAH SWUNG A HOOK IN A HARDWARE STORE IN SEASON 6 FIFTEEN YEARS AGO>THE NY RIPPER WEAPON IS A BIT HOOK LIKE>IT MUST BE HIM!!!weeks we put up with those retards. jesus christ it's finally over
>>214114700No.
>there's a serial killer on the loose who kills other serial killers and murderers without leaving a trace and he's also a good friend of mine and an overall great guy and a father>I have to lock him up immediately! and get myself killed in the process!
>>214114722batista kind of forgot about the midge with the gun
*starts masturbating*
>>214114722>Gets himself caught cause he is a dumbass>Immediately blames Dexter for itWhat the fuck was Angel's problem?
>>214115129cubano retard
>>214115129Lived like a retard.Died like a retard.Simple as.
>>214114063Why is the moloch lady suddenly pretty likeable.
my uncle works for showtime, s2 isn't happening, tba late october
>>214115219and Original Sin is back on again
bros Uma was always hot? I dunno there's something about her character in this that makes me really hard
>>214114411your version of dexter sounds like a silicon valley nerd that spouts effective altruism shit
>>214115115>I know who the killer is, Ulukai.
>>214114292Dexter didn't even try to reason that he only kills murderers so Batista doesn't fit.
>>214115264She was hot, but then she became old.
The biggest plot hole of resurrection was Batista suddenly becoming a competent cop
>>214115264>>214115333The face is exactly the same in young and old pictures but she looks pretty well older.
>>214114292>Incredibly autistic to a fault Dexter does something incredibly autistic even though it'll bite him in the assWow that's never happened before
>>214115422>competent copDid we watch a different show? He genuinely fucked up everything at every step.
>>214115422When was he competent other than knowing the right conclusion that Dexter was the BHB. Every step towards that conclusion failed.
>>214115466>>214115475Managed to tail Dexter, surveil him, track inconsistency in his movements around town and predict his next kill, really that's more than he ever accomplished in the entirety of Dexter beforehand
>>214115544stumbling upon the kill room was blind dumb luck
>>214115544I don't think Apples tracking system was quite as good as it is now back in the 2000s
>>214114063>it's an audette scene>instant skipHoly shit, she might be one of the most insufferable characterizations of "modern day Sherlock", up there with House and Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock. Extremely cringe character
my uncle is a writer of this show and he told me that in season 2 Dexter join the NY police and will start dating the autistic detective.
>>214115633How did Doakes manage it without airpods back in the day?
>>214115669But she's not a blonde, she doesn't fit the code.
>>214115669That'd be a lot of autism for one relationship they'd never get anything done
>>214115669Harry taught him better than to mix autism with autism.
What's your favorite episode? for me it's 6
>>214114739>Ah, yes, I saw this ad in my pirated episode of dexter. I'm going to go there to spend my money instead.
>>214115821It's gambling anonPoor retards go there thinking they'll earn something
>>214115288I was waiting for Dexter to pull the tape off Braptista's mouth so they can have a heart to heart on the table before the fake out into freeing him. I can forgive Batista being vengeful and blinded by revenge. Even if he knew in his heart that Dexter didn't kill them it's reasonable to pin the blame on him. But holy fuck knowing the situation you're in and being freed by a guy that just showed you he refused to kill you and then attacking him despite the psychos that tied you up being right there is just beyond retarded. They also robbed the season of having yet another dilemma of Dexter killing someone who doesn't fit the code by having Prater kill Batista. But then again they gave up on that shit when they wrote the Logan thing.
>>214115694>>214115743>>214115778there won't be any sex (zoomers don't like that) so it's more like 2 autists working together on crime scenes.. but in a cute way <3
Should have negotiated with prater that angel doesnt fit the code and he needs to do it the right wayCould have a Kino season 2 with introducing new serial killers. Maybe even have cameos with Hannibal, Patrick bateman, jigsaw, scream
>Dextah, why would people think I would be wielding a sword fighting people?>And you say some people think I was a serial killah?>The only killlah things I know are these new salsa dance moves your good friend Angel taught me!
>>214115896Woah careful now, you're making too much sense.
>goes schizo>spergs out>dieswhat a legacy
>>214115883Actually checks out this is the only season of Dexter ever where he doesn't Sexter. Least Harrison got to eat hairy pussy multiple times I guess.
>>214115926Blessing is Doakes father
after that character send off at least I get why Zayas turned up to comic con in a leisure suit now
>>214114656She is a cutie pie, but why cast a 31yo to play a college student?
>>214116029They knew it's only going to be one season so it doesn't matter
>>214115948It's a Miami Metro tradition at this point. Can't wait to see Quinn do it too.
>>214116130Quinn's smart he knows Angel died to self defense and no investigation is required
>>214114722i get what they were going for but like always with dexter the execution was just terrible
>>214116130Honestly, out of the entire main cast, Quinn would probably be the most understanding and leave Dexter alone. It was obviously self defense.
>>214116130>Masuka is a secret genius that has known the truth the entire time>is the one that takes down Dexter by showing up in New York and acting like a perverted retard gaining Dexters trust
>>214115976Doakes father was a butcher.
>>214114869still could be him
>>214116130Didn't Quinn pretty much knew that Dexter was the bhb but just dropped it
>>214116130Quinn already knows Dexter's a murderer, he just prioritised banging Deb instead of opening that can of worms.He probably looks at Laguerta's shitty bench every day and realises it's not worth going after Dexter.
>At long last, I finally have become Dexter - ResurrectionI clapped.
>>214116201Seasons1 Batista2 Quinn3 Masuka
>>214116226So was Blessing when he was a kid, they called him the Child Soldier Butcher
>>214116249>Keeps the yacht and starts dumping bodies with it next season
Remember when Doakes had no problem executing a man on the street because he recognized him as a killer from Haiti?The worst thing about Doakes is the hypocrisy.
>>214113979>Episode 10 (russian dub) leakedquick someone train an AI on the last 9 episode and then use that to redub the whole thing in english with generated voices.
>>214116240Now he has 2 empty chairs to look at and be reminded that it's not wroth going after Dexter.
So Dexter has no enemies in season 2 unless the bolice somehow starts looking into him?
>>214116262>Quinn>Shows up in New York in season 2 to find out what happened to Batista.>Dexter explains it and they are cool.>sticks around and starts stealing all the zoomer pussy from Harrison who kills him
>>2141162624 Cyber-Doakes
Watched Dexter since the beginning. I'm a Dex OG as it were.Nobody who watched the show ever gave a fuck about BatistaThe recent memes calling him "La Passion" are zoomer cringe tierFuck Batista and FUCK CUBANS, im glad he's dead.>>214116130I think bringing Quinn back for Dex to kill him would be pure kino and continue the tradition we all know and love that has been set in stone.
>>214116359>Harrison kills Quinn>Dexter holds Quinn as he's dying>Quinn slowly turns to Dexter>"It was clearly self defense"
>>214116331im gonna be mad if that stupid beegees cop is the one who catches him (until everyone hates it and they reboot the show again in 2033)
>>214116405>>"It was clearly self defense"kek
>>214116322Why not just train AI to merge episode 9-10 into a more interesting finale.
>>214116402>Fuck Batista and FUCK CUBANS, im glad he's dead.based
>>214116395I was pretty sure until the end that "resurrection" didn't refer to Dexter or the show quality, but Doakes.
>>214116309Remember when Batista tried to rat him out for that
>>214116407It would make no sense considering we have now on multiple occasions been shown that beegees detective only follows hard evidence and not gut feelings. She won't pursue something based on a gut feeling if the evidence doesn't support it.
>He actually fit Prater in three bagslmao
irs incredible how they just cannot make a good ending to a dexter season
>>214116494
anyone else just start bursting out laughing when mad world started playing
>>214116581Yes lol it was so fucking hack
>>214116497The Rita ending was good.
>>214116581>>214116589They really should have stuck to the original score, maybe with a more New York sound to it
>>214116581It was the hat making for me. They couldn't have just done flashbacks to early seasons?
>>214116405>Son, there's a part of my dark passenger I haven't told you...>Y-You can tell me anything Dad, wh-what is it>I cant explain it but, I indiscriminately kill members of the Miami metro homicide, my d...dark passenger craves it...>O-Oh no Dad! Th-Thats awful but I'm here for you!>It's time son, we have to kill detective Quinn, we're going to completely wreck his shit, guts and piss and shit will spill everywhere, I'm gunna cut out his butthole...probably leather it and use it as a keychain>O-Okay Dad! I'm here for you.
>>214116640WHY IS HE ALWAYS MAKING THAT FUCKING FACE??
>>214116581I burst out laughing when Batista took the photo of Dexter and realized the midge was in it, squinted and just exclaimed "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT???"
What did I think about the ending?
>>214116660He has the range of Keanu Reeves but none of the charm or charisma
literally who?
God the writing is so sloppy sometimes.>yeah I joined this serial killer club, what, you've never heard of that before? >Yeah I killed some of them, that's just what I do, kill serial killers.I know Harisson already knows who Dexter is but how about Dexter just say "All you need to know is that Pratel is dangerous, just trust me, ok?"Instead of this brain dead explaining everything to the last minutia.
>>214116747were your expectations subverted???
>>214116747>literally who?
>>214116747what do all the numbers and acronyms mean
>Are you sure this will help us sell more sports bets?
>>214116806A lot of the folders say ACTIVE so I would guess it means active serial killers.Not sure what FARM is supposed to me.
>>214116806>>214116837Its not that pig farm other serial killer meet up thing is it?
>>214116753They need to recap for people who start watching randomly even tho they have "previously" parts in the beginning. But this recapping still underlines how they just had to wrap everything up in 120 minutes or less.
>>214116811>Even negroe can earn money here!Simple mind trick
>>214116811Will this become a new meta meme for /dex/
>>214116760NTA but no because I knew the writers weren't setting up the ripper as anything else.The expectation subverted meme literally doesn't work in this case because it was redditers and shit tier dexter watchers who built this fabricated illusion in their minds that the NY Ripper would be anyone of any kind of importance.It's like getting mad at the girl who is your crush because she doesnt want to marry you and barely knows you. You did this, no one else.
>>214114292>>214114292Dexter under stood the only thing that mattered was keeping La pasión alive. He failed. How will he cope?
>>214116402yeah everyone hated the entire Miami Metro Homicide cast except for Masuka back in the day
>>214114507Deb only fucks shotas
>>214116402I can see fat Desmond Harrington playing Chris Watts in a biopic.
>>214116402>FUCK CUBANS,What's wrong with Cubans? They seem based compared to Mexicans desu.
>>214115883I call bullshit. Fanfiction
Goddamn every episode just gets lazier than the last. Every problem just *has* to be solved in the same episode. They can't spend multiple episodes or even seasons on a problem, nope it *has* to be resolved the same episode, not matter how improbable, or convenient the solution. Everyone has the IQ of a potato in this show.
>>214114063EXCESS EXCESS
>>214117059i really dont get why people have nostalgia for any of those characters loldeb and doakes were the only good ones
>>214115896>>214115932Prater knew, that's why killing Batista was the "price". He wanted to force Dexter to do something he didn't want to do to exert control over him.
>>214113979I can't get over how envious Angel sounds of Dexter all the time.Shoulda spent money on getting people donuts instead of soliciting hookers mr pasion
>>214117259I forgot Doakes, obviously. Later seasons were fresh in my mind because I just rewatched it all. A lot of people hated Deb towards the end.
>>214117359Fat lispy hot-tempered doofusthat nobody takes seriously is jealous of the fit, handsome, neat, well-spoken guy that everyone likes and trusts.
>>214117259It's zoomer memes, I dont have tik tok but I can bet thats where this la passion shit became prevalent. Batista was always just a guy, just a fucking retard who worked at Miami Metro - a guy whose scenes when they played you'd probably skip. Back then we didnt skip scenes though, we forced ourselves through the slop.As the audience in a relatable sense it was always like Dexter having to go back to the office and then there were was always these shit people at the office who he had to avoid and not seem like a psycho too. But its office culture, its like the boss in Office Space.Lasquirta and Batista happened literally because they were the only two ethnically similar people in the office and when she died no one cared anyway because she was sniffing up Dexters butt and crying about Doakes.Batista did the same shit and surprise he ended up in the exact same position. I agree with the poster who mentioned Masuka, Masuka was probably the best office member - but everyone else they can end up in the ground. Quinn is a little based too for basically knowing Dexter was a killer MULTIPLE times and just not acting on it.
>>214113979Is this whore actually trans? People keep saying that
>>214117359He's that guy in your work who you work with and acts like your friend but behind closed doors seethes about you constantly.
nobody remembers my name
This like the 4th cop now that has died going after Dexter. Im sure Quinn doesn't care but i hope in S2 Detective Autism asks about Morgan if she calls Quinn again. Will be interesting to see what Quinn says. If he confirms Doakes and Maria died after chasing Dexter then it's hard not to think he is the Butcher. Quinn also has photo's of Dexter putting garbage bags on his boat and he could always ask Jonah about "Kyle Butler" Or Quinn just says "Nah you got the wrong guy"
>>214116927That would be cool.
>introduced halfway through season 6>spend entire time being a smug asshole with no redeeming scenes>expect audience to care when he's offed in s07e01
>>214117513Which answer would make you happy?
>>214117513She has hairy pits and gets her tits out.Seeing the pits while Harrison goes down on her makes me imagine her enormous bush and how smelly it is.
>>214117661Quinn has more evidence then anyone that Dexter is the butcher, I'm pretty sure he saw Dexter go into a van - then go up to the van to check it out and blood dripped out of the van and onto his shoe.But Quinn is based and just liked smashing Deb too much.
>>214117516people that make a big superficial show of calling everyone "brother" and telling everyone what great friends they are all the time are usually insecure scumbags
>>214117723Dexter is a force of good. Taking out the trash permanently with no cost to the taxpayers. Quinn must realize this
>>214117723Liddy abducted Dexter by his apartment and then drove the van to the parking lot to meet Quinn with Dexter already inside. Quinn wasn't even sure the van was Liddy's, he just assumed it was because it was the only one in the lot where he was told to meet up.
Why would dexter not make prater his sidekick? It's literally be batman and robin. The midget wouldn't give a fuck if all he killed was serial killers.
>>214117834Prater wants to be in control of everything. That was spelled out explicitly in episode 9. Stop scrolling on your phone while watching.
This scene was necessary.
my god the series became pure slop after the jewish 8th episode LOL
>>214117803>with no cost to the taxpayersActually he's contributing to the economy with the amount of plastic and garbage bags he's buying, and the sales tax that goes along with it.
>>214117958Kek, good point.Just an all around net positive
>>214117834Dexter seems to enjoy his freedom. He rarely has teamed up with anyone, eventually his Son accepted him for who he is, so he is gravitating to this fatherly role a lot - which is why Ghost Dad is basically popping up everywhere.If he went the Prater route we'd go full Brian mode, because Ghost Dad would constantly be condescending to Dexter. I mean he could explain it to Harrison, "Oh me and Prater we take out the trash together", but he's not being honest in the fact that Prater is a little midge psycho who gets off on it - he doesn't have a dark passenger or an urge, just a fascination. Like you would have with funko pops - something that could just up and change at any minute when a new shiny interest appears.Also I honestly thought the actor that played the Ghost Dad had died IRL
>>214114292Why would you bother taking the tape off your mouth here? Just pounce on him
>>214118115To scream out in la pasion.
>>214118115>>214118257>HOMBRE, TU ES LOCO! MI MERCADO TE ASS! DOAKES ES CORRECTAMUNDO POR TE!
I know for sure S2 is getting cancelled when the wider r*ddit see the finale. I can't believe 3 of the worst TV finales in a row, I'm not even mad anymore I just laugh. I expect bad writing, but not so often, every major event and character decision, even the minor things are building. For some reason the finale felt like I was watching a complete noob play that rich person island level from Hitman 2 for 5 hours.
>>214117902god i hate this bitch and that retarded son of his i just try to skip everytime the appear on my screen
I miss her
>>214117513She’s a cutie>>214117704“You just described the perfect woman”She’s super good in the show notice how she called Dexter Mr Morgan and showed respect and complimented his workKinda a perfect girl and way better than Tortilla
Considering Batista was there from day one and a beloved character, couldn’t they have at least used squibs instead of fucking CGI blood for his death scene? CGI blood shit is so fucking tacky ugh.
>>214118673Maybe she'll appear as another Force Ghost.
Anyone wanna post the pic of hairy girl's nipple?
>>214118673
>>214118673Meh. She was a cunt, socio. Remember when she was fucking Pascal’s fiancé in a manipulative move to get her old job back? And how shitty she was to Deb? No wonder she got killed off in the first book and Brian escaped.
>>214118821Taco farts from Latina slampig no thanks.
>>214114063this is one of the most cringe characters i've seen on a tv show in a while
>>214118822Pascal was the most pointless character. All she did was show up, bitch, and act constantly distracted. Literally fucking pointless
>>214118795kek
>>214118891But she did set back women's place in the department by... what was it, 20 years? Now we just have another 80 years back to go.
>>214118673Best blowjobs in Miami!
>>214118891You’re not wrong, but Maria is still a cunt, and Pascal was written only for Maria to do hoe shit to undermine her. A hoe is a hoe.
So how do they plan to top the whole Serial Killer Illuminati thing for season 2?
you can see michael c hall stop giving a fuck after that dumb ass previous episode
>>214118928Yep end women’s suffrage now
>>214119024Nice pull my fellow oldie, still the best thing those silly mopes ever did.
>>214119080Big agree. That was the best one, close second to me is the urinals set up like water gun carnival games with the expanding balloon out of the clowns mouth. Simpler times.
>>214118967>So how do they plan to top the whole Serial Killer Illuminati thing for season 2?This might be the minority opinion, but I liked the novelty of seeing Uma and The DInk, Dastmalchian was a treat too.Looking forward to some kino guest stars in S2, especially for the Ripper. Maybe Jack Black, he's short but probably has Lithgow-esque manpaws.
>>214118967dexter will kill trump
>>214119466>jack blackno thanks. I want JK Simmons or something in my Dexter kino slop.
>>214114364One of the first scenes with batista is him telling dexter and masuka about how he basically rapes women
>>214114687>>214114821It's not a Russian dub. It's a pirate release by Ultradox (they've been around for a long time under many names). They have extensive access to plenty of stuff, usually this means just simply obscure stuff (like some random South African TV show, some random Lifetime drama movie, etc) but occasionally also pre-release stuff, from screeners and other such promo sources. They commission voiceover (not dub!) translations from several regular translation teams that they use, and they release it in the following format:1) with Russian track only, without the orig language audio2) with ads for sports betting stuff in the video itself3) with occasional interruptions of the movie itself for a full-blown ad of some other betting service or online casino or other such shit; I mean interruptions like regular ads on TVThese are geared towards the lowest of the low tier of Russian-language viewers. Typically hyper-normie, hyper-casual people who don't even use torrents, who don't even necessarily realize that what they're watching is a pirate source and not an "official" one. Imagine a stereotypical salt of the earth dumb guy and his wife, and translate that to Russia instead of whatever country you imagined originally, that's the target audience. Ultradox does release their releases as torrents too, but it's supplemental to their main/intended release stream, which is the video player on their website and mirrors of it. It's a "pirate streaming service/platform" first and foremost.
>>214118891LaGuerta was fucking her husband so she would go crazy
>now I’m dying…because of YOUUmmm I’m pretty sure I said if you didn’t back off this wouldn’t end well for you sweaty
>>214119586what a world
I’ve only seen New Blood and Resurrection. Was Batista always a one track tunnel vision guy?
>>214116747I feel like this is anagram but I don't think the writers are that smart
>>214116402batista had some of the most boring plot lines
>>214119641OG series Batista was too distracted by pussy and booze to be anything close to resembling an effective detective.
>>214119641in the original series the non-dexter cops are the stupidest people in the world
>>214116309>The worst thing about Doakes is the hypocrisy.Nah I'm pretty sure it was the raping
>>214119642We've covered this before, but Leon Prator is an anagram for "Rapelet Ron", the infamous midget rapist of Central Park.
So suddenly the BHB is Prater's ultimate all-time fave to the extent he wants to forgo his 'collecting' and just kill them all as if the world has an infinite supply?They really should have dropped a line or two earlier indicating his particular fondness.
>>214114063Did they start playing Stayin' Alive?
>>214114722>Stalks dexter>Multiple people tell him to stop>Gets kidnapped by a midget>THIS IS YOUR FAULT DEXTER
>>214118673LaSquirta had no storylines beyond being the office whore
>>214114292they writers can never make dexter take accountability and do what must be done. he's always given an out... in this moment he HAS to kill spictista, he's a threat and the opportunity has been served up on a silver platter. it would have been so satisfying to see that knife glide through his spic body but instead he gets the cop out death.
>>214119618He took his chances
>>214114259Especially after exposure to Harrison, Dexter is finally getting a little more humanized, or a semblance of empathy and how the wake of destruction in his path is ruining other people's lives.It's not perfect but it's something.
>>214119466>Lithgow-esque manpaws.the fucking manpaw poster is here
>>214119681>>214119696Sounds about right.
>>214119911the biggest cop out was Batista turning on the guy who just saved him
>>214119734I was talking about the anagram for this new york ripper guy but it seems there are no words with these letters
>>214119842Yes
>>214113979What was going on in this scene?
>>214120029M'fart
please please please cna someone post the link i want to watch is it in elngish plea se please someone help helpppp help meeeeeeeeeee
>>214119802he had the blood slides out in the open and was upset dexter touched him. I doubt he wanted to reveal he loved the BHB when he scares the shit out of killers. The tattoo guy screamed like a bitch when he said it
>>214120107It's not out in English yet.
>>214120029Sure there are, including two potential supervillians:>Mad Front He's like Two Face from Batman, but his second face is on the back of his head, and the front face is always angry.>Dr FantomThis evil supergenius can appear and disappear at will, like a ghost.
>>214118967Harrison is not actually harrisson but a guy pretending to be him (explains why he's older)Dexter going after cartels Dexter going international and killing serial killers there Harrison Morgan first son is actually alive and he's also a serial killer Dexter adopted mother is alive and she's cia agent Matthews is Vogel's husband Fbi hires DexterDexter uses time machine to kill zodiac and jack the ripper Masuka has been a serial rapist all along Debra had a baby with Quinn but she gave it up for adoption. Now that baby is a serial killer as well
>>214120133but does the russian dub come with english subtitles at least?
>>214120184Hear me out: Dexter goes to VEGAS
>>214120186Yes
>>214118967DEXTERINSPACE
>>214118697She grew on me a lot
>>214120186Dude, it's not worth it, just wait a week. Even professionally produced dubs ruin the original, and some vatnik online casino dub will not be quality.
>>214118967dexter get ipad
>>214118967cody is now a serial killer and has learned the truth about dexter and will be hunting down dexter to avenge Rita. Harrison will have to confront his half brother and they will do a redux of the dexter and brian storlyine from season 1. Harrison meets Aster at a nightclub in new york where he receives hands-behind-the-back blowjob from her. the season ends with her pregnate and dexter dead, the show is now called Harrison
>>214120021The entire last segment of the episode was kinda garbage. Dexter just had Praters sidekick an inch from death, and he just thought he could walts in and merc him? Even without Batista spoiling his identity, in what world would Prater just be chill with him?Batista turning wasnt wrong per see, but it would've been better if he did it after Prater and female was neutralised/gone.
>>214120186I watched it silent with subs and I remember the final scene like I was able to hear Dexter's voice.
>>214120264Cody and Aster being a brother sister combo killer that want to hunt down Dexter would be kino
All around me are familiar faces
>>214120267>Batista turning wasnt wrong per see, but it would've been better if he did it after Prater and female was neutralised/gone.this is true lol Batista should've had the common sense to team up with Dexter temporarily against the midge and his hag until they escape. Both are left trapped in the vault, and THAT's when Batista attacks Dexter, and begins to choke him. The "cliffhanger" should've been on how Dexter was gonna make it out as Batista is strangling him to death
>>214114292How.the hell did Batista take down a whole security crew? Was he always that good?
>>214120358he ate his cubano
>>214120358Batista had a lot of security experience himself, they called him the Bay Harbor Bouncer.
>>214120386I wish the Bay Harbor Autist would come back to the thread.
Does Brian moser’s ghost show up in the finale?
>>214120454yes
La pasion es muerte
>>214120184>Astor and Cody come back to reunite with Dexter>Brian "biney" Morgan aka the ice truck killer had a kid too>
>>214119641No, Miami Metro was about bowling, eating sea food, drinking beers and chasing tail. The only competent cops were Laquerta and Lundy.Laquerta was like boss bitch career chaser though, she wasn't hugely competent but more competent then everyone else.Lundy wasnt even Miami Metro he was super cop brought in I think from the FBI.Everyone else was just always hungover barely solving anything without Dexters help. Masuka I suppose was smart enough but Dexter was always ahead of him.Angel I honestly dont think he solved much of anything, I dont think there ever was a big case attached too his name that he cracked, god knows how he became Captain, its quite possible he straightened up after Dex dissapeared but again this is just the world writers created to fill in the 8 years Dex was missing.If original sin is taken into account Angel had been there since Dex was an intern, so Dex in the OG was mid 30s, so for at least 10+ years Angel was pretty useless.
>>214120528>Masuka I suppose was smart enough but Dexter was always ahead of himMasuka was a coombrained incel
>>214120577
>>214120528>Laquertayou mean Doakes?
>>214120029Don Tramf, it's a Trump is le bad joke from the writers
>>214120667Even Batista called her a shit detective, and he was simping for her constantly.
>>214120667I didnt count Doakes because he was only around for a season and a bit. Secondly Doakes would've been fired if he lived and probably in jail anyway, the man was executing criminals on the street with no provocation.
>>214120723>It's okay when I do it DoakesYep
>>214120503la pasión more like la defunción
anyone else feel they had a completely different vision for Prater? He had such a shift this last episode but they were setting him up to be this understanding guy... It was not done in a layered way, felt like a parody
>>214120894That's just Dexter writing for you.
>>214120894
>>214120894Yeah maybe a little, but everyone knew from the outset midge costs so much he was only lasting one season.
>>214120894Pretty was pretty half baked
>>214119641What's with the dreamy/hazy bloom in this screenshot? Does the show look like this?t. only watched the original either Dexter seasons a long time ago
>>214120894i think the show should have been 12 episodes like the older showthings just don't have the right room to breathe anymore
>>214120894yeah, feels like they planned to have a second season in New York with Prater and another serial killer social club but changed course at the last second to have the next season be in Miami
>>214120528>The only competent cops were Laquerta and LundyIt's canon that Laguerta was a shit cop and only advanced through political maneuvering and sabotaging other people. Lundy was an FBI agent who was helping with the Bay Harbor Butcher case. Doakes was the only competent detective in Miami Metro.
>>214121081It's the modern zoomer cinematography
>>214121113>LaguertaWhat a cunt. Perfectly written and acted character. Turbo bitch.
>>214117109>I can see fat Desmond Harrington playing Chris Watts in a biopic.fuck.. that would be kino
>>214118673>>214118821Ye i sure miss her fat face and bug eyes
>>214121216No, if a zoomer shot it, it would look like this.
>>214121274She was supposed to be hot in the books, but seemed like a man on the inside to Dexter.
>>214120894season needed another episode worth of timeor less BS with Blessing and less Harrison
>>214121335Blessing ended up being a nothing character
>>214120218just imagine the corny one liners
>>214120528batista sort of helped get the ice truck killer I guess
>>214121510Just hear me out...>S2>Dexter moves to Cuba>Goes to a coffee shop>He orders an Americano
>>214121569
>>214120358He beat some guys ass bigger than him in the original dexter seasons, he's supposed to know how to fight, but it looked pretty corny here
>>214120997Yeah, guess they couldn't keep A-listers for two seasons
>>214120844>>214120335>>214120224what AI are you using? nano banana?
WHO IN THE NAME OF FUCK EVEN IS DON FRAMPT ???THey can't fucking end seasons can they ?
>>214121723His name is now Goyxter
>>214122029>SHABOT SHALOM MOTHAFUCKA
Can't believe they revealed Harry as the Bay Harbor Ripper but alas is true and canonical thoughbeit
>>214122072
>>214118843Uncultured dog!
>>214122089He didn't kill himself and trolled dexter in the end.
>>214122100That spicy taco isn't filled with sour cream, ese, it's a yeast infection.
>>214121832>>214120006Yeah. It was setup for a stupid "I'm watching the Russian version" joke if anyone said anything, but since I can't properly set up my environment with my API key, I am cucked by daily limits and have given up the shtick. Was a good time though.
>>214114538dont too hard on yourself, your collage is fine if a little bloated
Disappointed by finale as usual, but still gonna watch next season, what causes this mental illness, bros? any expectations? maybe all serial killer files he collected... this shit is looking like anime right now kek.
>>214121510>Finally, sin city. A place fitting for my wretched soul...
>>214122029>I didn’t know I was jewish
>>214122327*after killing six people and going after one more*>lucky number seven
>>214116130>He doesn't know that Quinn knows
>>214122319KILLIN ROUND THE WORLD
>>214122371>*kills a family of serial killers*>Who would've thought...A royal flush
>>214122258>that imagemy fucking sides are in orbit
>dis eis dewtective angewl bawtista, today is fwiday agusthst 29th, i have twacked dextewr and his son hawwison to a neawby candy stowe where i bewieve he wiww cawwy out hith nexth objechtivthe>I am cuwwently awaiting ETA from da miamo metwo powice depawtment for a wawwant for de awwest of dexta, who is in fact da bay hawbor buchew as pweviously stated, pewhaps i will eat a cubano latew...over
>>214122401Really who didn't know by now
>>214122521Good
>>214122456unironically would be kinotrailer would play Viva Las Vegas
>>214122456>dumps body in the desert>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yMX84KyfKM>you know what they say....what happens in vegas..
>>214122401THEY KNEW??
In typical Dexter writing fashion all the good ideas and all the potential from the first half of the season get thrown out in favour of typical dexter slop where he hunts down a serial killer in the finale and anyone who's onto him ends up dead. I suppose the joke is on me for expecting something different after 10 seasons of the same thing.
And just like that, the worst detective in the history of law enforcement, real and fictional, has died in the most retarded way possible. Couldn't think of a more adequate way to go.
Why was Angel such a fucking retard?
Gib spoiler pls - does Dexter somehow get access to some of Prater’s money or assets?
>>214122991He literally takes his super expensive yacht with no explanation other than "well its owner is no longer around"
>>214123019Lol which probably takes like $10k/day to run? Ok cool…thanks
leak spoiler they robbed us from playing this song on the boat scenehttps://youtu.be/9ZrXz4f-Q5Y
>>214122401I hate this autistic motherfucking channel with every fiber of my being
>>214123142
>>214114292Your resolution would suck ass so much more. Just admit you love the midget's cock and wanted to see more of him. Dexter being owned would have been terrible writing.
>>214114292Reddit is calling it the Ozymandias of Dexter.
>>214116402Imo the reason why the OG show was good was because even though Dexter was obviously the main character the tension was interesting seeing him balance his serial killer life between his personal life. They can't really do that anymore cause all Dexter has is muh Harrison and maybe Blessing and his family but that's about it, and there's no tension whatsoever cause Dexter's just this untraceable lone wolf now. The rest of Miami Metro ain't Doakes but they provided a fun enough contrast and balance as long as they weren't wrangling away too much screentime with filler subplots. Kinda makes me wish we would've got the paramedic pitch for the Dexter revival instead of New Blood, would've been a lot more closer to the spirit of the original.
>>214123274>Just admit you love the midget's cockOf course, they're quite valuable on the black market.
>>214114527go back to r.xeddit, fag
>>214114656This bitch looks ancient. She shouldn't be playing a teenager.
>>214119641how are you making these? They're really good.
>Touched by an Angel is the highest rated episode in Dexter history across the entire franchise, matched only by The Getaway (4x12) with the same ratingWhat fucking planet is this. I feel like the older episodes aren't rated correctly as nobody voted on this back then. Goes to show the IMDB Top 250 means literally nothing.
>>214123452Just using google ai studio with Nano Banana, and a lot of regenerations because its interpreter is kind of retarded. If you’re trying to replace a character in a scene, for instance, it likes to crop the scene to the aspect ratio of the reference image of the character, ignores certain details or tries to recreate them from the wrong reference. You get a lot of generations per day, though, without having to set up your own development environment. All the options I’ve found for that are lacking specifically in the multiple image reference capability that the basic studio has
>>214123553Despite the problems it’s still really good at making changes within the implied context of an image if you can work around its interpretation quirks, it usually won’t modify aspects of the image that it doesn’t need to. So all in all, good for messing with TV/film stills.
>>214123514Much like Severance, the trashiest shit is the one cattle enjoys the most
>>214121832>>214123553This sounds like an ad.
>>214123514Things get a lot more hype a lot more easily than they did back then (and they're also forgotten a lot more quickly)
Can someone just tell me if harrison dies or not?I dont want to watch a fucking russian finale.. how annoying
>>214114063zayum i would have mating press sex with her while kissing her
>>214123792he's alive and has smelly gf
>>214123896based. let him enjoy that hairy pussy.he got shot though right?
Apart from Dexter and Harry who appears 20 seconds an episode I really don't care for anybody else in the series. Crazy the carry power of MCH, he's the only reason I still watch this.
>>214123941at least they wisely center 80% of the screentime around himif harrison got any more screentime than he does i don't think i could keep watchingno matter how much they might want to try, dexter IS dexter. there is no show when he's not on screen.
>>214123903>he got shot though right?no
>>214123988So who gets shot? has a white shirt like Harrison?Only seen trailer. I dont want to watch russian bullshit
>>214114098it was more like one episode rather than a full season t. someone who just re-watched S5 last week
>DEXTER MORGAN KILLS COPS! HE FRAMES DOAKES! HE BEATS SUSPECTS! >YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID YESTERDAY? HE KILLED MY EX-WIFE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING THIS INVESTIGATION SEEM LIKE A PERSONAL VENDETTA. >HE MAY HAVE ASSASINATED A NEGRO. AND THAT'S JUST ALL IN ONE DAY. I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TODAY. I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TOMORROW. >THIS GUY, THIS GUY IS PISSIN- PISSING ALL OVER US. HE'S PISSING ON YOU. WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE, CHIEF? WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE PISS TO ME!
>>214123738You sound like a faggot, but I'm not accusing you of working for the jew who runs Grindr.
I didnt watch leak.. yet. but do we get that blessing sword scene?
>>214124047based
