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Scream Queens & Porno Magazines Edition
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first for the exorcist
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>>214222858
First for feminist horror.
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>>214222858
>Zombies invade London
So they predicted 28 Days Later in 1993!
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>>214222858
It was a strange time when sleazy porn stars and beloved and respected 80s horror icons were one and the same
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Millie Bobby Brown has scream queen potential
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I want to go back
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>>214222916
I'm sure people read it for the articles.
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>>214222856
>the rape after
yeah i laughed when i saw the name of it, i'll check them both out.
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>>214222921
Is that a labrador behind her?
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>>214222914
every ''feminist'' horror movie I've seen has been so ridiculously misogynist and critical of women that you'd think an incel wrote and directed it
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>>214223078
that's probably true in many cases
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>>214222957
If your hooker starts doing this routine, leave immediately.
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I watched Dario Argento's Tenebrae in VR last night. I know some hardcore Argento fans who claim Tenebrae is his best film, and I wouldn't argue with that. Any of my top six or so picks could conceivably be called his "best" film and I wouldn't disagree.
>1. The Stendhal Syndrome
>2. Opera
>3. Phenomena
>4. Suspiria
>5. Tenebrae
>6. Deep Red
>7. Inferno
>8. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
>9. Trauma
>10. Cat o'Nine Tails
>11. Four Flies on Grey Velvet
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>>214223101
Fresh Meat
for a Bitter Feast
made by The Chef
who has an Untold Story
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>>214222957
cute butt
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>>214223129
how the fuck do you watch a movie in VR?
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>>214223078
Youre fucking stupid. Every movie has feminsm in it now. You probably too dumb to notice propaganda or subtlety.
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>>214223168
bigscreenvr
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>>214223220
kek, we got a live one, boys
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AI and VR will provide me with Elvira gf
Elvira Real Doll when?
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>>214223265
What are trying to say? That you are too feminine to notice feminsm.
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>>214223052
Why would a Labrador be behind her?
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>>214223052
no that's me (i'm a good boy)
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>>214223335
heh
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>>214223272
oh god, the internet archive has a buch of these
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>>214222934
She looks so old
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>>214222921
Repeating movies is for trannies

>>214223265
You got an Aryan Chad?
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>>214223241
Interesting, haven't really kept up with it but they look great. Just for the size.
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>>214223323
>What are trying to say?
good morning saar! women are the very evil yes. hot bhabis wont let me molest them n public! very sexistism
>>214223432
yes.
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>>214223580
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>214223600
don't play coy, Visajeet.
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Indians live rent free in Timmies head
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>british terrifier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v33bKK7igTs
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>>214223718
why he a juggalo?
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>>214223718
il check it out
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>>214223718
MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK
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>>214223718
>that clown meme the movie
kek
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>>214223915
Adam Chaplin 2 looking LIT
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>>214222858
Genuine question, am I the only one who thinks that there should be more horror TV series compared to movies? I like horror movies don't get me wrong, but it seems to me as if there are far fewer horror series. Which strikes me as a wasted opportunity, as a series can enhance the horror of certain stories by slowing the pace down, allowing us to get to know our characters, and allowing a slow and gradual introduction to the supernatural, rather than a sometimes jarring reveal. This applies mostly to more recent "slow-burn" type horror films, which often take their sweet ass time in the build-up and then start scrambling towards the end haphazardly.

All of which is not to say I want less horror movies, just that more series would be nice.
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>>214223986
I was going to say it would not work, but the Haunting of Hill House did a great job with the genre
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>>214223986
well most of them (Walking Dead for example) tend to be dramas with horror skins over them. as in, the conflict in the episode is about someone cheating on someone else rather than the zombie apocalypse, that's just background noise. also horror generally works because it's working towards a violent climax and conclusion, whereas studio execs want to know they can pump out 8 seasons if it does well.
this is also why anthology shows are most loved. each episode has a conclusion and is standalone.
I don't really like Mike Flanaganagahn's stuff but he at least does a good job of the format.
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Is Found Footage based or cringe?
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>>214223718
oi
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>>214223986
TV horror feels like a waste of time bc it can never really push the envelope like movies can
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>>214224199
agnostic, could be either
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>>214224199
It's the most comfy horror type for sure. V/H/S/Halloween is coming next month BTW
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>>214224199
based
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>>214222858
>>214222966
>>214223272
Somewhere to find these based magazines in pdf format?
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>>214224199
basedkino
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>>214224248
careful. pdfs can contain viruses. i suggest scanning with microsoft defender before opening any pdf
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>>214224220
Shut up. You are wrong
>Midnight Mass
>Curon
>Marianne
>the Exorcist series
>Wolf Creek
>30 Coins

Gramps thinks tv is still low budget
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>>214224248
You can find the one from the OP pic here
https://archive.org/details/Scream_Queens_Illustrated_01_Stray_Cat_1994_UK/mode/2up
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the vh1 BET queen latifah scream tv series was fun
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Day 2 of no poop september. I'm the one that's living the real horror movie.
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>>214224278
>Midnight Mass
this is like the number 1 time wasting tv horror
>Shut up.
kek are you a child.
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>>214222858
>>214222966
>>214223272
MOAR
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>>214224278
are any of these going to make me feel the same way i did after seeing the girl's eye dangling in Hostel for the first time? probably not. budget or no budget
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>>214224298
post the good stuff
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>>214224386
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Servant was really good too.
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>>214224298
Thanks, looks like there's about 10 more random issues there too.
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Nell Tiger Free, star of Servant
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>>214224254
Butterfly Kisses is pretty good.
>>214224245
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>>214224152
>also horror generally works because it's working towards a violent climax and conclusion, whereas studio execs want to know they can pump out 8 seasons if it does well.

Valid point. A series designed with a definite end is kryptonite to execs, which is a blight upon the entire medium.

>>214224278
I've only seen Midnight Mass and 30 Coins of that list, thanks for the recs.
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>>214224546
Well, anthology series do exist.
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>>214224358
didn't feel like it was wasting time at all it had everything going for it small build up small town spooky location etc just say you hated slow burn.
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>>214224546
Wow. No problem.
>Into the Night
>Servant
>Hot Skull
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>>214224414
>naked movies
based
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>>214224546
>the Eternaught
>Feria: Dark Light
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>>214224546
Youre welcome, I am the only that ventures away from the mainstream here.
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>>214225169
I think you meant
>I'm the only one who's an autistic faggot desperate for attention all day
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>>214225222
just hide the samefags and it's gone. and rec me an actual horror film.
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>>214225222
You are mistaken me for someone else. I only come here once or twice a week to get recommendations (rarely) and give recommendations.
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>>214225366
Fair enough.
Tomie Unlimited (2011) is one I think is underrated. Yeah it's got that Japanese schlock to it but it also has a decent surreal aspect. Cute lead too.
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>>214225169
Man, how about step away from the keyboard now?
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>>214225396
Thank you for your service, anon.
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>>214225169
me, you, missionary sex. Hows that for a change?
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so sick of the same 80s shit discussed every thread.
talk about a new movie for once
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Let's talk about Terrifier 4
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>>214225633
It feeds could have been better desu. The lack of backstory for the monster is just sad.

Bring Her Back is actually horrifying in some aspects. I guess, the body horror.

Final Destination was better than expected.

I haven't seen many this year desu
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>>214225685
My wish is for a big budget. Like it's guaranteed to make $50m, we are owed a gigantic SFX extravaganza that shits on other films.
>descent into a hellworld which is a gigantic carnival of death with a full rollercoaster
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>>214225728
del taco directs, its just godawful cgi creatures front and center every scene.
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>>214225685
Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Day of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>Dawn of the Dead (2004)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
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>>214225822
speaking of El Fatso, I'm looking forward to seeing if Frankenstein delivers on the gothic goods or not.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/frankenstein_2025/reviews
>The script is full of inflated, theatrical moments that exist only because someone thought they’d look good on screen.
This is one of those negative reviews that makes me even more interested. Bram Stokers Dracula got the same kind of negative reviews.
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>>214225859
Based list.
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>>214225859
>Terrifer 4
lmao
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>>214225822
>>214225728
>>214225875
He is an overrated tranny like kojima.
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>>214225859
lets talk about Weapons 2 then
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>>214225875
>exist only because someone thought they’d look good on screen.
oh noooo the movie im WATCHING looks good? a shame!
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Movies we're allowed to discuss on /hor/
>Smile
>Smile 2
>Laura Hasn't Slept
>The Hidebehind
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Saw Jaws for the 50th anniversary. Very fun movie. The shark still looks great.
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>>214225957
too hard to pick.
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>>214225957
majority of 80s is slop but the thing was borderline okay
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>>214225859
Why is It Follows banned? Are we /incelcore/?

>>214225969
Well, looking good is just one element of the craft. If you want to just look at pretty things you might as well just look at short videos.

>>214225957
Probably hellraiser
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>>214226036
mentally ill.
>>214225957
The Evil Dead.
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>>214226036
Horror movies only improved with time desu
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when does halloween season start?
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>>214225957
Only The Thing and Evil dead 2 are good.
80s horror is goofy ahh
>dude this nightmare man has burned skin so scary
>dude needles in my head im so crazy and evil
haha, not scary.
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>>214226095
Kys my man
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>>214226078
Tomorrow with CONJURING 4: LAST RITES

Make sure to watch in the cinema.
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>>214226095
Pinhead isn't the scary part of hell raiser, dude. The scary part is the torture
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>>214226036
>>214226076
>>214226095
Samefag
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>>214226103
Grow up first.
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>>214226127
Man, you 80s fags are sad
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>>214224475
Most retarded name ever
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judging a horror movie by how much it "scares" you is childish
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>>214225957
The Thing (1982)

The special effects were done by Rob Bottin and Stan Winston, the latter of whom's studio would propel Tom Woodruff Jr., who did the effects on the Thing remake from 2011, and more recently the Smile movies.

tl;dr There's a through line from The Thing to Smile, which is why it's the best horror has to offer.
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>>214226144
>>214226128
Zoomer detected
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>>214225957
Hellraiser 2 hellbound
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>>214226095
I know you're the "barely above a housecat" type retard but if you can't appreciate horror in all mediums from 1900s all the way through to now, you are a pleb and have the same taste as the dumbest gorilla niggers of society.
>yo dis looks goofy where da iron man, why he not making jokes no cgi wtfff
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>>214226122
>torture is scary
lmao 80s were truly terrible
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>>214226165
Its also a sign of autism, these people lack the imagination to get inside the movie and feel what the characters do
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You 80’s fag look really pathetic rn
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>>214226165
>>214226211
>no you dont get it the horror movie isnt supposed to be scary youre supposed to look at the cinematography and color theory of the shots!!!
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>>214226208
Dumb zoomer autist, you people are souless
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>>214226208
Of course it's scary, are you stupid?
Are you straight up trolling? It's pretty much the worst thing someone can do to you.
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We definitely need more horror with trauma themes
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>>214226252
Youd piss your pants in a second if you faced the same stuff in the movies you are making fun of, but you are an autist that cant imagine himself in any other way that in front of his computer, safe in his parents house, waiting for the tendies and doomscrolling your life away.
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>arent you scared of what the needleman could do to you in this fictional setting?
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>>214222858
>accentuated hips and thighs
/hor/bros rejoice!
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>>214226306
Nigga you are scared of getting out of your home and applying for a job lol
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>>214226306
You do realize people actually get tortured irl, right?
Like, you could be captured by a lunatic and have your whole body drilled and your arms amputed while still alive.

It would not be fun, my friend.
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>>214226330
kek
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And waist.
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>>214222934
21 going on 40
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>>214226378
fat
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>>214225685
>Sienna gets completely BTFO by Art the Clown and loses right arm
>Art takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Sienna's father
>Sienna falls into hellmouth but her dead step parents and brother help her get out at the cost of their souls being destroyed completely
>Sienna learns forbidden magic martial arts from an aging demon hunter who happens to be a dwarf
>Sienna fights Art in hell and loses. Satan orders Art to kill Sienna, but Art refuses.
>Satan breathes fire on Sienna to immolate her
>Art grabs Satan and tosses him into a pit of lava
>A crying Sienna holds her father in her arms as he dies
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>>214226441
Some gay shit like this but Art represents the patriarchy
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Sienna breasts thighs lips and eyes
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>>214226330
holy facebook boomer comeback vibes from this one

>>214226333
so sicario is a horror movie now? they show torture and kids get shot. scary.
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>>214226441
>Art takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Sienna's father
Hmmm. I now give this like a 50/50 shot of happening.
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>>214226500
Keep trolling, tranny
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I hope she looks even more bogged in the next one.
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>>214226527
Keep eating tv dinner, gramps
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>>214226413
Talk about the movie not her body, Ranjeet.
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>>214222858
Scream Queens for Cream Kings.

(I made a joke hehe)

Also
>Natural tits
>Hairy bush
>Gallons of fake blood
>Good lighting

Yuppp, that's the success to a decent horror movie.
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>>214226551
Cope, roastie
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>>214222858
Horror porn.
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>>214226413
She's hot as fuck? Also, fatties get me hard
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>>214226859
Aging is the real /hor/
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For me, its Subspecies
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>>214226910
I think men have it worse, tho.
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>>214226805
If this is who I think it is, there's a penis under that dress
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>>214226805
truly transgressive horror
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>>214226690
What? You're weird, I just want to talk about horror movies.
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Sex with witches.
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>>214222934
>Millie Bobby Brown
>>214222934
More like Milfie Bobby Brown-eye.
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>>214227294
Doesn't she eat ass?
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>>214224298
Literal booba
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>>214227306
Indeed.
It's also astounding that there have been no leaks. She's a freak. She has nasty shit on her phone. She needs to get fappening'd.
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>>214227428
Just look up milf porn
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>>214225633
Another anon mentioned it about found footage but Butterfly Kisses was very good. Whole things on youtube.
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>>214227467
>very good
...nah. Wouldn't even make my top 20 ffs.
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What are the best we have had this year?

>>214227033
And I wanna put it in my mouth, no homo.
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>>214226924
>Barbara Alyn Woods
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>>214224298
Pick your Halloween mask, /hor/
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>>214226441
George Lucas 2030 version
>Satan breathes fire on Sienna to immolate her
>Art: NOOOO
>Art grabs Satan and tosses him into a pit of lava
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>>214225957
Evil Dead 2 I guess if I had to pick only 1
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>>214227587
>What are the best we have had this year?
I will once again rec Missing Child Videotape to anons that like atmospheric jhorror.
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>>214222957
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>>214227587
>Else
>Together
>FD Bloodlines
>Shaman
>Hallow Road
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>>214227714
kek'd
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>>214227634
>implying I need a mask
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mommy
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k i just put on da new alien episode
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i doubt any anon cares or remembers but i was here like a week ago, saying i didnt want to see Weapons because it had gays in it

i just saw it and i actually liked it. Good movie. Had like 2% too much comedy for me and I was sad that the cop died, but I guess realistically some people had to die

i appreciate the ending, satisfying and a nice "Maniac" homage

pleasently surprised.
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>>214227856
Succubus of /hor/
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>>214228063
Wow

>>214228011
Well, I was insecure about saying gays too before my girlfriend let me suck her dick
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Is Ginger Snaps 2 any good?
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>>214228011
>a nice "Maniac" homage
What?
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>>214228099
Yes, actually. I think it's better than the first desu and Tatiana is just fantastic in it.
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>>214228099
it's very very different and very beloved but idk if it's really good or if i am too biased.
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>>214228115
victims of the movie band together to tear the main atagonist limb from limb

no i will not listen to any other opinion i believe it, its real you cant not convince me
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>>214228168
i shouldnt of even told anyone, this is MY view and I SAW IT no one else caught it, it was ME i am the horror man
you cocksuckers better not steal my noticing, I SAW IT YOU ALL DIDNT SEE IT BUT I SAW IT dont steal it!
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>>214228142
And he plays the intelligent character too. Kinda annoying.
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>>214228142
>>214228189
You constantly whining about "blacks" is even more annoying.
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>>214228116
I don't even think I'd have recognized her maybe it's just the blonde hair.
>She has Austrian, German, Polish, Romanian, and Ukrainian ancestry
I would have believed you if you said she was Mexican.
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>>214228215
He always keeps watching, he's addicted to it and has to do a little performative dance.
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>>214227634
Nightwolf or Chimpanzee.
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>>214228215
The second post is mine fyi
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>>214228187
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>>214228189
The annoying character is the goddamn Genius boy. I haven't seen episode 3+ yet, but he is absolutely ridiculous. He thinks he is smarter than everyone and that nobody in any area of knowledge in the world is smarter than him. Like, maybe he is good with technology or something, but he thinks he is above everyone.
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>>214228238
>he's addicted to it and has to do a little performative dance.
Kek.
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>>214228349
I am talking about the Zimbawe looking guy. That african warlord looking guy.
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I haven't seen companion yet because of the incel actor. I really can't stand him anymore.
As if an incel like him could ever get a girl like starlight ever.
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>>214228354
[……….]
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>>214228332
do NOT steal my noticing!
I am the horror man, I enjoy my horror movies, not like my fellow fake zoomers! I actually watch movies and know he was channeling the ending of Maniac! right down to the shots of them pulling off the head!
>>214228354
i alwahs found the mom in part 4 very hot, milf for sure
they got her nice and wet in the rain too hehe
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>>214228354
>>214228413
Oh man am I embarassed, I thought this was the mom from Friday 13th part 4

no no its pieces! ahhh im so embarassed here I am saying im the horror man and i was wrong!
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>>214228418
Three sequels to Pieces? No way!
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>>214228435
see this is why i got her mixed up
blue outfit blonde older lady
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>>214228435
>no no its pieces! ahhh im so embarassed here I am saying im the horror man and i was wrong!
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>>214228472
Looks like the face your mom made when I broke behind her backdoor
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Pieces?
Inserts.
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>>214228508
Like what I did to your mom here?
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>>214228508
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>I broke behind her backdoor
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>>214228406
It's really not worth watching. I can't stand the nepo baby either, I just watched it for shots of Sophie.
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>>214228508
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K this episode of Alien is the best overall.
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>>214228406
this and Barbarian can be summed up as "white male bad" movies
thats why i didnt want to see Weapons, but it was actually good
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>>214228532
A daring synthesis.
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>>214228601
Barbarian was pretty garbage
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>>214228601
I put off watching Weapons a couple weeks because of the Longlegs level of hype (7.8 IMDb score lol) but it ended up being a solid 7/10. Still overrated like Sinners though.
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/fit/ here, is anyone in here /fit/? It is so wierd when a character is out of shape.
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>>214228508
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>>214228694
I am 42 years old, waddaya think?
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>>214228694
How much do you bench.
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>>214228730
I dont bench. Benching is stupid.
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>>214228644
7/10 is exactly where i put it too anon

felt a tiny bit long and a little bit too much comedy for me, but i appreciate the nuance it had and how it wasnt mean spirited

they could have easily did a "teacher harassed by evil white man" shit but they actually showed us the human side to everyone, even the cop. I respect that they didnt make people one dimensional and that it had a fairly satisfying ending, without explaining too much.

i felt proud of myself (and also retarded) talking with my friend after the movie and figuring out she was like 300 years old (fuckin asian principle tells the audience "isnt the word consumption from 300 years ago?"

literally telling zoomers "hey, this lady used a word that only ancient pioneers used"

i dont care i still feel proud of myself having noticed that. i feel superior knowing there were thousands of people typing "WEAPONS ENDING EXPLAINED" but i dont need it because i have the whole movie figured out
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>>214228644
Longlegs has 7.8? Wow. Truly a midwit movie.
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>>214228759
lmao, what a bitch. I could rip you in half.
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>>214228694
I would not say I am /fit/. I think I am in shape. In a spherical shape
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>>214228790
Reddit loves that movie.
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>>214228809
Youre fat.
>>214228812
You need to lift.
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>>214228790
>>214228815
It's fucking garbage desu, plus the chick from it follows looks like shit in it. Probably because she lost all her fat. She was attractive before losing so much weight.
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>>214228832
You are Indian and even your attempt at off topic conversation spamming reveals how pathetic you are.
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>>214228815
You're a retard lol:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1mnmshm/weapons_2025_am_i_missing_something_this_movie/
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>>214228815
they jerk themselves off for seeing the devil in the background of some shots
longlegs is 5.5/10. it was ok. i hate the whore actress showing up to the red carpet dressed like a fucking stripper

fucking cunt was so mad that her character in the movie is a modest, professional woman, so she shows up to the red carpet looking like this to scream "SEE I ACTUALLY AM A WHORE IRL I DONT THINK DRESSING MODESTLY IS GOOD, YOUNG WOMEN YOU SHOULD BE WHORES TOO"
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>>214228790
No, Weapons does. Longlegs has a 6.6
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>>214228856
Oh shit. I didnt even realize it was her. Either way, no man should be interested in an 80lb female fbi catching Nic Cage the serial killer movie. Should’ve had a male protagonist.
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>youth juice
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>>214228900
horror movie actresses are supposed to be strippers, it's the natural order.
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>>214228900
Females are desperate creatures. And you’re right, she probably hated her character wasnt a whore character.
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>>214228694
I have the most /hor/ body of them all, i'm all bones.
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>>214228949
yahh...i know...i just think the gall to show up like that to a professional event is so distateful
>>214228954
she liked that her It Follows character was a stronk women who had sex to beat the demon

so when she was cast as a straight edge agent, she probably was embarassed that her character wore a shirt and was probably a virgin
ty for understanding my incel rage anon.
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>>214229074
Now you understand just how much girls aging.
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>>214228900
Women are great and I'm a fan of them. They're nice to me basically all the time and I enjoy when they show me their bodies on the red carpet and in person.
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>>214229074
>aging
Ugh. Dont mention that word. I dispise it.
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>>214229129
>dispise
SAARRRR IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT WOMEN AGING SAAR
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>>214229148
You knew what he meant
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>>214229106
>>214229129
Aging sucks. We should kill time so we get to live forever young with /ourgirls/.
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>>214229115
women are not nice to me and let me get raped
now i am 25 and have never even kissed a girl
>>214229148
im sorry i didnt mean to start any incely crazy talk, I just get carried away
i think im developing schizophrenia

goodnight anons ty for talking with me tonight

go watch Maniac (1981)
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Anyone else a fan of the Killer Nutz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4OdjJUEjs8
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>>214229172
The only benefit of aging as a man is mogging.
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>>214229186
this general has has had one retard wear out fun incel talk and now there's just violent reactions to any of his topics.
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>>214229241
>his
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>>214229186
>women are not nice to me and let me get raped
This happens to me too and it sucks. But men didn't help either. Plus, most of the time it's men that molest me.
I will dress up as a girl and kiss you, anon.
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>>214229241
Rent free huh
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>>214229319
>shit on the carpet every day
>what the fuck why do you do that
>*smirk* rent free huh
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>>214229348
I prefer that over hagposting
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Watched The Lodge a little while ago and liked it so I finally got around to watching the director duo's previous film.
Are all of their movies about evil children?
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>>214229661
nobody asked homo
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>>214229241
This is the absolute truth. He ruined it for the rest of us.
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>>214229821
Got his ass.
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>>214229661
I prefer you jumping off a bridge saarr
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>>214229786
I keep thinking I've seen this film, but it's The Lodgers.
did you like The Lodge?
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>>214229883
oh I'm a retard and can't read.
also it's the director of The Devil's Bath. I thought the direction was good but wasn't really into the miserable tone of the film. that one ain't about your spoiler.
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>>214230137
here's young Brinke cosplaying Vampirella with the comic creator. god bless that man.
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>>214230270
Nice
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>>214230293
sorority house massacre 3 >>>
there's a big butt girl in that one
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>>214223272
>Slimeball Bimbos
yeah this magazine knows what I like
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>>214230314
You mean Hard To Die? Haven't seen it yet.
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>>214228601
>>214228622
I enjoyed Barbarian even though it was very clearly "men bad/cops bad". I just don't give a shit anymore, I didn't pay for the movie anyway. It's just one of those movies that are fun to watch for the first time and then never watch again.
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>>214230293
looks kino
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Has anyone here seen the Butchers Book series?
There are 3 films so far. None of them turned woke or whatever as the films went on.
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>>214230555
I have seen the first two films but I was not aware there were 3 films. I do remember there being some good gore and horror focus.
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>>214230519
I think I'd care less except finding the stairs downwards was such a great moment, even if fleeting.
Waiting for Weapons to be on VOD.
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>>214230555
This? I have seen the first two films. Pretty good.
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anyone seen Rubber's Lover? wondering if it's as good as Tetsuo. Not many great versions online but I could buy a blu ray copy.
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>>214227413
Me on the right.
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>>214227634
Chimpanzee crew.

You guys ever look at shit like this and add in comics and stuff and think "wow, I wish I could still order this stuff!" And then look at the prices and think this stuff really cost nothing now and nothing then? I remember seeing some ad for posters and you could basically buy them for the equivalent of $1.50 + $2 shipping.
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>>214228063
>>214227856
WOULD.

>>214228472
>Yfw you told yourself you were not going to stub your toe
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>>214230766
This is the sequel to 964 Pinocchio iirc.
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>>214230934
>Often interpreted as a prequel to 964 Pinocchio
huh hadn't actually read that part of the wiki. I quite liked Pinocchio anyway.
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>>214230766
I remember my ears turning to dust from all the LOUD screaming and industrial music
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>>214230907
I would always be bummed since I didn't live in the US but occasionally would buy comics and couldn't order any of the shit out of them. I subscribed to MAD for a while though.
Apparently these kinds of costumes were all the rage.
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>>214231053
Why is Vader holding a gun?
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>>214231180
swords are for nerds
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me & who
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>>214231201
>when you sense booba somewhere in the city
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>>214231201
regret about how much you drank the previous night
>>214231375
kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOwTdTZA8D8
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>>214226706
>signs you're about to watch kino
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>>214232009
january this year?
this guy isn't waiting a single day for that child actor to grow too old for the role
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>>214222934
maybe ten years ago
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>>214232055
*next year
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>>214232009
>he got jimmied
will be interesting to see how many people will see this one. it made 150m at the box office so did well but I ain't paying for a sequel.
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>>214232009
also a rant: why the fuck do we get such low quality trailers? why would you spend tens of millions of dollars on creating a visual spectacle and then only put up a bullshit looking 1080p preview of it? I actually don't understand. looks like garbage on my monitor.
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>>214232055
The films were shot together, Danny Boyle is just exactly smart enough to know nobody wants to see a 4 hour long zombie movie.
>>214232075
Sequel looks more interesting honestly. Lost boys post apoc gang vs Ralph Fiennes vs Giganigga 6000 or something like that.
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>>214232055
They were filmed back to back. That's gonna be going head to head with Return to Silent Hill which isn't in eithers favour.
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>>214232130
The original big chap just can't be beat. Though I think those are the NECA figures and they probably put more work into them.
I think I need to marathon these again. Maybe not Alien 3.
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>>214232099
they said that they'd end the series at part 3, if the first two films were successful. part 1 did double its budget, so if this one is as successful then we'll be getting a part 3
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>>214228541
thank god he killed her before we saw her naked, modern audiences wouldn't be able to handle that
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>>214232223
hype was about as much as it could have been though, the trailer was one of the most watched for a horror film.
I think if we get a third it'll be lower budget.
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hi anon from the other night

recently i watched

men
beau is afraid
eddington
red rooms

enjoyed them all
can someone recommend me something for the night ?
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>>214232395
Hatching
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>>214232395
I didn't think much of those so not sure what to recommend.
I Saw the TV Glow?
Relic (2020)
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>>214232395
Kolobos
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>>214223718
Idk why but I got some weird sense of nostalgia from this stupid poster. Reminds me of the straight to video horror movies I’d see in the video store. Not watching this, however.
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>>214227634
I knew the first replies were going to be for the monkey. Most of these are just generic old man/zombie
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>>214233123
Triple vaxxed
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>>214233123
is he ok?
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>>214232130
there's a new one now for Romulus.
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>>214233123
Me after eating a bag of taki fuegos
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>>214233306
let's just say, don't visit a brothel in South Africa
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>>214225859
>Dawn of the dead (2004) banned
Why
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bakin
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NEW
>>214233844
>>214233844
>>214233844
>>214233844
>>214233844
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>>214233123
nigga hasn't coomed in ages. he oozes



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