Akoocheemoya EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214212205
star trek sex with shran
>>214225151Klingon bussy uuuuoooohhh alexanderrrrrrrrr
>>214225151This is the real threadAnd its their episode
My favorite Kirkfu was Elaan of Troyius
>>214223970Space ain't the kind of place to raise your kidsIn fact, it's cold as hellAnd there's no one there to raise them if you didAnd all the science, I don't understandIt's just my job five days a week
>>214225431
Your threadly reminder that Star Trek is optimistic, wholesome, hopeful, and utopian, therefore seething about other people's opinions, and pretending your subjective tastes are objective, is completely counter to the spirit of Trek, and implies you're not really a fan.
>>214225466>Your threadly reminder that Star Trek is optimistic, wholesome, hopeful, and utopianIt was before Nu Trek made it pessimistic, depraved, depressed, and dystopic.And that's why Nu Trek is not Star Trek. Thanks for helping demonstrate that, my fellow Nu Trek hating anon.
>>214225427i agreeby the wayIn 10 MINUTES FROM NOW The Great /trek/ DS9 Watchalong shall commence!The episode is: Melora
>>214225509>The episode is: MeloraNOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! IT IS WRONG! WRONG!
I seehowever, have you consideredsex with la'an
>>214225505In my experience, the oldtrek geezers are the ones that display none of the Trek qualities, e.g. optimism and hope. Instead, as you mentioned yourself, they display hate.
>>214225585I have considered this a great deal recently.
>>214225585who
>>214225151hell yeah brother
>token wheelchair kidPeak 90s right here, like every show had some sort of wheelchair apologia
This episode has the best minor character.
>>214225769you're right. in the DS9 companion book it says "wheelchair officer" was something they had on the backburner wanting to do for YEARS
>>214225769Why is she such a fucking cunt? Getting big "I'm not handicapped, I'm HANDI-CAPABLE" vibes from her.
>>214225815probably tired from a lifetime of people treating her like an invalid
would you eat gagh?
>>214225878GAGH?
Eating must be a significant inconvenience for this guy
it drives me nuts how Jadzia's uniform uses a slightly different shade of blue/teal than everyone else's. they don't fix it for ages.
>>214225878Why not? I eat sushi.
>>214225878Why not? I eat pussy.
Ds9 is about a disabled girl.My wife is so fucked up from her herniated disc and si joint sprain she is like this bitch.Best Bashir episode.
>>214225970nah the best one is when he tries to cure the blight in the gamma quadrant
>>214225884what were they thinking with this alien design? how do they get their mother's teat in their mouths?
>>214225970Is your wife also a megabitch?
>double-down bedding strategyHmm very interesting Quark
average Star Trek convention audience >maniacal laughing crowd with a penchant for excessive clapping>crying baby>cringe fan with a stutter >asking actors questions that should be for writers >cringe host
>>214226030Sorta
>my father was a diplomathuh?
Jadzia sucksEzri is cuuuuute
How does Bashir think dating this chick will go? He'd crush her when they bump uglies
>>214226087ZERO G SEX
>>214226085Facts
>>214226091Oh right with all this gravity plating I forgot they could just do that
>>214226117Was she in Cube?
>>214226130How could you forget the Sweet Spot(tm)?
>>214226117I want to discover how far down those spots go...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebVatK9bUK0Star Trek will never be this mainstream again
man. Dax sucks.
>>214226224Maybe 1-2 things a year become mainstream anymore thanks to the internet totally decentralizing media.
>>214226156they removed it in newer generation starships amid "safety concerns"no fun allowed >:(
>>214226224>Jay Leno giving oomox( O_ O)
>>214226379It did so much for the LGBTQ+ community!
who is this alien guy? he has a nice sounding voice
this guy was totally not sus
>>214226290I sure hope she sucks.
>>214226224>>214226379Quark is such a whore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUYcJ5lOBI
>>214226438ew he's got gross structures on the sides of his head that look like wasps live in there
Nutrek is for weak babies pooping diapers.Good trek is for the average person.
>>214226438Is that the Man Of The People(TM)?
>>214225509> It's another Jake and Sisko episode
>>214226703compared to alexander or lwaxana or wesley episodes, it could be far worse
Missed opportunity for jake, nog, and alexander to go fishing on bajor
USE IT
>I like being helpless and dependent on someonew*men...
>Hey Mellora where'd you get your space wheelchair?>GOVX dot com!
NUTREK SUUUUUUCKS FUCK GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>214226643Your juvenile seething serves only to discredit your position.
>>214226939You just got done with your vacation, and this is the first thing you do? How sad that you've learned nothing. But I suppose it's to be expected with someone who aged brain has lost all plasticity.
That Klingon is one of the only fatties I can remember seeing on any Trek show. A fat Vorta like that toady in Demolition Man would have been cool.
>>214226939Ewww what kind of retard would even react to gay new worlds? Gag ewwwww gross disgusting nutrek yuck!
>>214226995there was another fatty klingon. i think called kempec. also there was that fatty Vulcan guy who hated his dad on Enterprise
>>214227233Da whyteman marchuz aaaaawnnnnn
Heil Wheaton!
Fuuuuuuckkkeeeeeeerrrrrrrsssssssssssss
>be neelix>dream of heavenly forest grove>die>have no afterlife>enjoy it anyway HOLY BASED AF
>>214226939kek, keep on keeping on
Life is good becauseNutrek is pathetic
I like to headcanon that the ferengi had a golden age of piracy via their marauder navy before and during Zek's predecessor's administration. Once they started bumping into other colonial powers, they dismantled it and focused more on trade.
>>214227747Off by 30So it goes.
>>214225659I think the onus is on Star Trek being like Star Trek rather than it’s audience being like Star Trek.
>>214227772Off by 5
>>214225151based Kirok poster
Fuck non H&I niggas
>>214225824She is literally an invalid thoughbeit
>>214225464
GOVX.COM autist reminds me of this gay nigga nowthoughbeisit
>>214226141Yes
https://youtu.be/pmQsrXLofMY?si=5_rLfGSKKq5nuOj5
Watched A Matter of Honor, and the part where Riker takes command of the Klingon ship by beaming the captain away made me wonder if that would be acceptable in Klingon culture. Are there any books where a member of another species becomes captain of a Klingon ship and earns the respect of the empire?
you guys got any ketracel white... i haven't eaten in almost 13 minutes
I get it nowAlexander is a toys-R-us kidIn a Ukraine war worldHis father attempted to prepare him forUnsucessfully
>>214228143>O LAWD DEM FOUNDAS
>>214228061>episode of this>ends with one klingon left on board with the rest of them in space gently orbiting the ship>ban on any further attempts under 'dishonorable and cowardly federation tactics'
I GOT FAITH OF THE HEART
Pitch me a Star Trek episode plot, original character or series premise.
>>214228172isn't that kind of what happens at the end of The Search for Spock
>>214228201sex, with shran
>>214228201Q is a half goat half lion dragonHe goes to an equine planet>shenanigans ensue
>>214227747>>214227772>>214227793>>214227777
>>214228201>>214226770
https://youtu.be/qE5yvuKoFmE?si=17hNj4O2zzZtg8Ll
>They're using words not in the universal translatorWhat do you think they were saying?
LFGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>214228442an architect's ship
>>214228442Why did they get rid of this style of spacedock and go with the weird tentacle one in TNG that looks like it was designed by spoonheads? You know the one.
Meow
end of ENT has a showhorned blacked b plot. that and the nazi episodes are what I hate about it.
>>214228463Two deflector dishes at the same time!
>>214228201A Starfleet captain obsesses over capturing his former officer who has gone rogue. His pursuit leads him to act ruthlessly, mirroring the terrorists own tactics when he contaminates a colony's atmosphere with a deadly chemical.
>>214228593Underrated
>>214228637The chemical was only deadly to the illegals on the planet. The legal inhabitants were unaffected.
>we could've had a Tom Riker situation with O'Brien but with a replicant instead of a transporter accidentcould've been fun
>>214225662why is there only one weyoun?
GAY NEW WORLDS IS TERRIBLE TELEVISION BECAUSE IT IS SPECIFICALLY NOT TREK WHEN IT TRIES TO BE PROTO KIRK. STD SPIC BLACKADEMY TREK&MORTY AND EVERYTHING POST 2010 TREK SUCKS ASS.
>>214228889It could've been fun, and that's exactly why he died. O'Brien is made for only for suffering.
>>214228889He was drunk af
>>214228936SNW is weird because I like the characters and the actors are pretty good. The first season actually had decent writing and they were exploring and shit, which was such a relief from the nutrek at the time.But this season (and some of last) has been fucking awful writing wise. Doesn't feel like Star Trek at all, despite having the same characters.
>>214228847So what I'm reading here is that gassing illegal immigrants is the only acceptable solution, got it.
>>214229019>>214228637WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND THE MAQUIS WILL PAY FOR IT
>>214229015Eeeew yuck nutrek unc grooooossssss!
>>214228362only good thing about that shit episode
>>214229100Im gonna say the N word
wtf mayor wilkins helped found the federation?
>>214229140Archers giving a "final fronteir, lets explore it together" speech rn and its unimpactful because >>214228362
I finished season 1 of ENTI think it's better than S1 through 3 of voy tbqh
>>214229015>I like the charactersThat's because almost all of them are from TOS>the actors are pretty goodlollmao even>The first season actually had decent writingkek, you're fucking retarded. I didn't read further.
>>214229297SNW Season 1 was better than TNG, VOY, or ENT Season 1.DS9 Season 1 is still way better of course
>>214229289A bit dishonest to say since both Voy and Ent have better first seasons than Ds9 and Tng
Not going to reply to you anymore nu trek fag, sorry
>>214229471Animu though based and correctpilled.
>>214225151Spock spends most of this episode brooding in his quarters and you can really tell in Nimoy's performance that he hated that.
>>214229575I still do understand the excuse for why that deflection point was so important they left Kirk behind when they could have just blown the asteroid up entirely
>>214226224Even then the normies barely respected Star Trek. It was still kind of a joke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-SP10mVrkk
>>214229019It's not the only acceptable solution but it's definitely an option.
>>214229471Star Track. It's a Wagon Trail to the skies.
>>214226224fuck it, it's canon
You guys dont even know.https://youtu.be/m8a5Crc0PQw?si=q-Ozjo5UENVLBJbMWas the funniest shit 20 years ago.
>>214226224>Jay Leno was on DS9What the fuck
>>214228201DS9 spinoff about a civilian private eye who does comfy mystery solving adventures on the station by day and leads a double life as a Maquis informant by night.
>>214229800the maquis don't last long enough and us knowing the ultimate outcome would make it less interestingmaybe it's the orion syndicate instead and they're strongarming him
>>214228442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARcgqTx3NOg
>>214229471TNG is anime-adjacent. There's a fuckload of Dirty Pair background gags and you'll see other stuff from Ghibli films, Ranma, Urusei Yatsura, and a few other miscellaneous things.
>>214230126Schizo headcannon.
>>214230126Those are all almost exclusively due to Okuda being a weeb, not because of any inherent anime qualities of the show.
>>214230126>>214230311Btw that picrel looks like a reference to Wings of Honneamise, a film by the same anime studio who did Evangelion.
>>214229461neither one has a better first season than DS9
>>214230303>>214230311We're really going downhill if anons can't even recognize an obvious joke post.
>>214230311>Okuda>weebHe's literally Japanese
>>214229704Anyone in this thread has probably browsed YTMND plenty
>>214226006This
>>214225151>City on the Edge of Forever is one of the best Star Trek episodes>Operation: Annihilate! is one of the worstHow do you reconcile this?
What is the benefit to becoming a Trill host?
>>214228143>fat-ass Klingon Jem'Hadar hybrid woman.PROGRESSIVE! STUNNING AND BRAVE!
>>214227945Steroids would help Wes
A black woman as a spaceship officer? Preposterous.
>>214231893she IS a pretty charming negress
>>214231704you win some you lose some, what kinda dumb question is that
>>214231914One is right after the other.
Bitch is just eating another man's celery. How unprofessional.
>>214231751You inherit the worm's memories of what it's like to have a prostate orgasm without feeling gay.
standing here
>>214232423I eat the pies
>man is trapped on a planet by psychic aliens who make him see things>man becomes psychic and starts seeing things and becomes godlike but psychotic>man sequesters himself on a planet with an alien that makes him see things>man has psychic powers and is a psychotic child
>>214233915>man is involved in an accident of technology and tormented by the consequences
What did she mean by this? *Who* do they work for?
>>214234842None of these 'sodes have Neelix, therefore they are bad
>>214235494>fucking hippies>kino>shit>KINO>does not exist
>>214227775My question is, simply, what attracts these people to Star Trek, when they appear to share none of its values.
>>214235753we like star trek, no-one is obliged to like some trash jut because they slapped a star trek label on it, you don't seem to understand what star trek values are
wow how interesting the schizo replying to a 9 hours old post and the only faggot dumb enough to talk to him appear at the exact same time
>>214235872don't be like that, I just didn't have anything I thought worth posting fora while, but yes I replied to the schizo I wanted to say that to him for a while and I have, that is all
>>214235942lurk more you fucking retard
>>214236041lol calm down
I just finished Voyager, now what do i watch to find out what happens after?
>>214236080go talk to Worf again
>>214236098you don't there are some books if you'd like some are ok
>>214235494Is it time for the great /trek/ ENT watchalong?
>>214236130ok buddy don't be bitter and hateful, we already have the schizo for that
>>214236160I'm starting it again soon, almost done with Voy so I wouldn't mind but I think it's on too late for most anons
>>214236160no
Do Klingons eat pussy? Asking for my friend Jadzia.
>>214236041>>214236080>>214236130>>214236162Wow. I can't think of a better example of the schism between Trek values and oldtrek geezer values than this exchange.
>>214235872>9 hours oldSo what do you use to stay awake 24 hours a day? Adderall? Coke? Meth?
>>214234741>cites Lower Decks with no specific examples of how it helps (((them)))>doesn't even mention Prodigy at allAre the cartoons the most based of NuTrek?
>>214236160no but it is almost time for the great tng watch along 5 more days till it starts over
>>214236698only single batch light roast covfefe for me, guys
>>214237021I have been fucking with light roasts a lot like a Tanzanian Peaberry or a Domincan Red Honey. Right now I have bullshit Chocolate Cherry flavored beans ready to weigh this morning.
Saar Trek
>>214237123yemeni light roasts are a whole new level, think ethopian yirgacheffe but with hints of cocoa and stone fruitto Janeway's point, that would be a hell of a nebula to find coffee in
>>214236160It's too late honestly, thread is usually dead/dying by the time it comes on. DS9 is already pushing it.
