Forget the Synthbowl we Xenobowl now editionPrevious: >>214232428
>>214235538Why didn't they cast her?
>>214235538He based
>>214235566he was trying to distract the bitch not saver her
>two retards prompting each other to do more stupid shit
>>214235538I mean, attacking A FUCKING XENOMORPH when you are a wee lil thing is kinda based. Repeat attacking.
>>214235581Just like he was trying to distract the alien he attacked right? You fucking idiot
>>214235603retard
>originally excited for wendy and the kids>ep 3 and 4 are boring>watch ep 5>oh fuck its a boring flashback ep with the boring ship crew and dumb nigger>it was actually pure kinoHolllyyyyyy shiiieeettt were so fucking back alien bros jk its going to be boring again when we go back to wendy mary sue next ep
Why does every actor in this TV Series look so.... you know ...
>>214235538basedcellus
>>214235618I have no interest in the island, the kids, wendy and her effeminate brother, boy retard... only Kirsh. The rest can disappear and nothing would be lost.
>>214235608Thank you for your concession
>>214235618i didn't need alien but worse albeit.
The flashback was a better Alien film than Romulus. END OF STORY
oh my god shut the fuck up
Bro is the unluckiest motherfucker I ever seen
>>214235587For me it was>"the saboteur could be anyone really, even me">pulls out fist knife and puts it near his throat>"is it you?"
>>214235538that sequence is worth this bullshit show existing. haven't seen anything ATTACK a fucking xeno
>>214235637You could get rid of all the kids except Wendy and literally nothing would change to the whole series. But yeah in it just for Eyeball and Kirsh now.
Einsenberg's story is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsxkKL72Z8&ab_channel=DooomGuy
>>214235683Just prompting a reaction.
>>214235678wrong
>>214235690>dude jumps on the xenomorphs back and starts biting it in the neckhad me laugh out loud
This show is now just body shock with shit writing. At least the effects are reasonable. I did say 6/10 but after this episode it's 5.7/10
>>214235683he is slightly autistic I think>>214235680appropriate filename
>>214235695Cutiellus, Kirsh and Morrow in that order is all I care about. Maybe slightly curios about Yutani as well.>>214235723I bet there isn't much in its genetic memory to help it deal with that sort of attack kek.
The captain lady was hot, someone make a webm of the sex scene
>>214235695>Wendy can communicate with Xenos>Indian kid is bein corrupted by cyborg nigga>Nibs is going crazy showing that hybrids are certainly just AIAll 3 are alright, the jealous one isn't interesting and the black kid is completely useless.
>super intelligent alien organisms>just put them in literally breakable glass containers that can be easily opened with no locks>keep them in the same room where you do research on them and eat and drink>wear no sort of protective suitSo many stupid things one after anotherHow the fuck did they even catch them in the first place with their entire retarded setup
I thought the jeeta was cute, but that body is godawful. What's this body type called?
>>214235695>>214235763Curly's talk w boy retard made me a bit interested
>>214235765she really isn't >>214235778
>>214235778>>214235802At first you think she is hot because she has latina vibes, but she is just a jeeta
>>214235776what are the DEI policies of weyland yutani?
>>214235776I've been thinking a lot about the ships architecture and ergonomics, it's very square and compartmentalized. Even the engine room, which in a lot of scifi media is a large open room, is just another square room that looks like most others where they just interact with stuff behind the wall. I know in the original film they had limited space and budget and had to make everything inside of a soundstage leading to using corridors that could be reused. That added to the claustrophobic feeling of the film ultimately, but it did seem more like a technical constraint. In this show they are obviously wanting to call back to the original as much as possible but it makes it feel cheap. I really can't tell if it's intentional or not. I'm not sure what my point is just mulling on the production design.
Stop watching this retarded slop. Play Aliens vs. Predator 2 instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbqY8kK-NEghttps://avpunknown.com/avp2aio/
calling it now, eyeball is going to survive all this shit and hide inside the ceo at the end
>>214235681I think this was supposed to be funny but it didn't work, and if it wasn't supposed to be funny then that's pretty bad
>>214235776>you know how the job is to deliver the specimens alive?>let me starve them for fun
Can someone explain to me the timeframe from when nigger robot goes into that little room under the chair and puts on his mask as the xeno pounds on the floor? I thought they were still weeks or months away from impacting Earth. Was the gas mask for him to sleep? The xeno just smashed the floor for weeks/months? Eh i dont get it.
>>214235776look at him go
>>214235830Spanish/Mexicans are jeets just like current age Egyptians, Italians, Greeks. South Americans are african+jeets.>>214235778I can't believe her medium tits look big simply because every other actress in this franchise has 1/10 or 0/10 booba.
>>214235883that was right over earth, zoomer brain
>>214235883It's minutes before the crash.
>>214235883They said 17 days from earth at the beginning of the episode
if the eyeball can speak xeno it must be from the engineers planet or even be a engineer that did some fucked uo black goo shit
>>214235883The sabotage might've increased their speed and I think the episode took place over the course of multiple days. The mask scene was when they were passing the Moon so hours before the crash tops and who knows what damage the ship suffered when it hit the space station, could've vented the atmosphere and pulled the xeno away.
>>214235883they said they were like 2 weeks or whatever away from earth when they put the face hugger guy in the pod but everything that happened afterwards happened in that time span and they were just about to enter earths atmosphere when he entered the chamber
>>214235857https://youtu.be/-latIFZ6xyA?t=1347Einsenberg's story deserves to be fully realized.
Should have gotten the ukranian subhuman bitch that works as an escort in Thailand than the mombod jeeta
>keep the specimens in glass jars that can break if they fallThat's a pretty significant design flaw, if you ask me
>>214235946>if the eyeball can speak xenoIt cant. plus xenos don't speak, they have a hive mind.
>>214235963WY wasn't sending their best kek
>>214235723I was waiting to see his mouth eroded by the acid
>>214235963big tech companies skimping on material costs is probably the most believeable part of the alien series writing.
>casually having a discussion right infront of the aliens that close with any sort of protection in the same roomWhy is ever human in every alien media retarded? I mean we know theyre safe, but they dont.
>>214235949Biomega+Blame! is the true prequel to Alien.
someone make a webm of ocellus escaping the jar plz
>>214235776I assume another crew caught them and they were delivery/support?
All the "professionalism" is irking me. The scientists are retards, and not in a good way.
>>214236005I like what some anon said that they lost all the competent people during thew hunt for these creatures. We are left with the retards. The only ones that were worth something were the captain (just presuming here) and Morrow.
>>214236005you see all these retard moments are excused because substance abusing doctor guy acknowledges that they are being retarded>we know all of this is stupid lol
>>214235999No its not. Their priority is to keep the aliens alive. Making breakable containers to contain them is retarded. They would cut costs when it comes to humans, not on anything for the aliens.
>>214236037is that why morrow was angry all the time? cuz he had to work with the dregs?
Based Yutani wearing mules in the last episode like a boss. Only bad bitches have the confidence to wear mules
>>214236021There's no professionalism because the entire crew is full of human rejects.It's a half a century long mission. Only mentally ill people would trade half their life for a third of a share.
>>214236054>>214235999PLS UNDERSTANDUUU YUTANI IS CHEAP CHINESE COMPANY. KATANA MUST BE FOLDED 1000 TIMES TO MAKE UP FOR THE CHEAP METAL.>What about the Weyland side?Los Angeles quality.
I still don't know what's the point of the eye octopus, seems like it's a le super smart creature but then acts retarded and savagely?And why was the chink droid so weird? was it broken? why was he interested in that girl? Why is that there? I'm not that familiar with Noah Hawley's work but is he one of those "wink wink" joke type of writers? >"lol get it? this whole thing is actually retarded"
>>214235776didn't you watch the episode, there is a lock that goes on top of those jars but the woman didn't have it on, another character even calls her out on iti get that it's a poor design but jesus fuck do you people ignore basic shit on purposeshe's still stupid but the containers have a 2nd lid
>>214236037This is maximum cope
>>214236127Yutani is Japanese
>>214236099what's a mule in this context?t. ETL
>>214236005>No suits whatsoeverThese retards make the Nostromo crew look competent which were already pretty incompetent and malnourished looking. Seriously, feeding them cereal? How cheap is this company? They complain about each other and the company, it isn't so in your face and lenghty.Ironically a lot of people were complaining about Aliens having too many young adult actors and the marines behaving more retarded than the Nostromo crew while Ripley too asks "Where did you get these guys?"
>>214236123they aren't trading half their life you retard, for them the journey is several months tops, 60 years pass on erf
>>214236173So are SEGA's SonicTeam and Nintendo's Game Freak. :^)
>>214236176The Maginot crew make the Prometheus and Covenant crews look like the height of competence and professionalism.
>>214235538I get that this show is it's own continuity but holy fuck do I hate that we don't get to have the UA, Three World Empire, and UPP
Kirsh looks like Liam Howlett from The Prodigy a bit
So Kavalier is behind it, but nothing about the way the ship was sabotaged explains why it magically ended up crashing into Prodigy’s territory.I was giving the show a chance until now, but no, the writing is absolutely fucking retarded and with what happened at the end of the previous episode, it's going to be an absolute shit show.
remember how the anons sperged out the first episode glossed over the crew and now we got a full flashback episode? good times lmfao
>>214236191Autismo, you have to trade everything for the msision. When and if you come back, you'll have nothing, no family, no relatives left, nothing.So people who are willing to go on such missions are degenerates with nothing to lose.
>every character is literally and unironically retarded>during a firefight, the stupid zoomer is the only one getting shot until he gets his head blown off>aliens are kept in breakable glass containers despite being the top priority>only synthetic is a weirdo pervert for some reason>ends on Smashing Pumpkins' Cherub RockI think this is a joke show, not a funny joke but like a prank from Noah Hawley on Disney and the audience
remember how anons were fuming about prodigy not spotting the ship and blowing it up before it crashed
>>214236282teng isn't synthetic, you retard
>>214236252Yes, this was stupid, did that guy just set the ship to land on Prodigy territory?
Both tards not wear any kind of face protection when attempting to remove alien parasites...... bad writing is bad writing
>"i was poo in the loo. 10 minutes max"bit racist desu
Can we stop with the R word please
>>214236337They had no time, kid was literally dying.
>>214236353kid deserved to die, though
>>214236277>When and if you come back, you'll have nothing, no family, no relatives left, nothing.Huge amount of money and you basically time travelled.You know a lot of people live alone with average money, right?It can be a good deal to start over, so yeah, it's people who have nothing to lose, but you don't need to be a degenerate to do it, lol.
>>214236277yes, but you claimed they lose half their lives when they lose only months you fucking retard. no one is talking about their families, you specifically said half their lives. CUNT
>>214236282>>aliens are kept in breakable glass containers despite being the top priority>but that was actually on purpose because its a commentary on capitalism that they cut corners to save money!!!
>>214235538>still no scene explaining how the plant thing got out
>>214235802How does work to have her sit on him and jump? How it not break his lingam? Honesty question
>>214236337Would you interact with fucking xenos without protection?No, shit is stupid as fuck.
>>214235774The black kid is the only one still acting like a kid. He's the control to show how fucked up the other ones are acting.
>>214236391saar
>>214236337There's no time for this. Shit's falling a part, everyone is panicking, etc.
>>214236353>They had no time, kid was literally dying.>now they all diedBravo
>>214236414Many such cases
>>214235776The entire organizing principle behind the Alien universe is that people in the future are too stupid to follow even the basic safety procedures that you followed in high school bio lab.
>>214236127>>214236176>>214236209Can we get the ball rolling on that Weyland Yutani bullying and look for better alternatives for our poor alien creatures who deserve better?https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214060201/https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213815381/#213818365
>>214236402Fuck you bloody
You just know the eye parasite is going to take over a xenomorph at some point.The eye parasite is far more terrifying than a xenomorph could ever hope to be.
>>214236455>The world of Alien without the Alien is nothing.Whaa? you mean you don't like the milk-drinking milk bleeding robots ;)?? the cushy white pillows of the Nostromo like you're in a mental asylum?The blue-collar miners, trashmen workers asking about the bonus situation with a goddamn orange cat on board and wagecucking young adult kids pretending they're hot shit with "state of the art" weapons? with a whooping 9mm caliber bullet that somehow pierces armour xD? with a motion tracker tracking only 180 degrees and a whole 30 meters!! 30 METERS YOU GUYS. SO ADVANCED in the year 2179. :)))... you're a 40k fren aren't you? ;) A Halo Ringworld kinda guy aren't you? haha I'm kidding fren, you're in good company. I simply REALLY FUCKING DISLIKE Weyland Yutani
>>214236406Yeah, nah.
>>214236470Nah, he hate Xenormorphs.Cutiellus in a synth/hybrid body is the real deal.
>>214235967>It cant.It did thought. It was calling it back into the room and it came.
Pic related appears in the Alien universe. What happens next?
>>214236549Tricoders and phasers ??Expz
>>214236549Stay out of affairs and try to technobabble a way back?
>>214236549Dunno, I don't watch capeshit.
>>214236549Its canon that every human in the alien universe acts retarded so they automatically act retarded and are killed off one by one within a day by xeno and eyeball bro.
nothing anyone can say will diminish the great characters in this show, specifically Kirsh, Morrow and Boy Kavalier.
>>214236005I think they already had some familiarity with the creatures and their behavior from their hunting them down. There should not have been unboxed eggs in the cargo hold though when everything else is boxed up.
>>214236549Give him the nectar of your people and suddenly you saved humanity.>>214236237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5IngAP_yk&ab_channel=Aliensymboite
>episode where the Xenos and a bunch of the aliens are let out of containment >episode ends with a song with a chrous of "Let me out!"Bravo, Noah.
Kirsh hasn't done anything even remotely interesting yet.And no, being a cameraman character isn't interesting.
>>214236539it was already at the door retard, did it have superseed? it was warning Morrow.
>>214236625he just likes to watch.
>>214235963Wouldve been fine if the xenobiologist LOCKED the damn thing in place
>>214236625he hot tho
>>214236539Wrong Cutiellus literally said>stupid human, there is a xenonigger on the ship
>>214236005Alien and Idiocracy share the same universe
>>214236549Their tech is too advanced, they can do anything. At the start they'll just observe, but by the end and seeing how they can't go back, they will take over Earth and form a Federation. No interesting at all.
>>214236583It's a crossover by the original writers. What now, biatch? The TNG writers would have an aneurysm over the FX writers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKNgKWgKkGk&ab_channel=AbstraktChohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=177hHVA-1jE&ab_channel=TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
>>214236666lel and checked
>>214236658The xeno makes the same call back. It definitely called it. T. Ocelot is neutral at best.
>>214236625he made Morrow turn his tail and run just by being kind of a dick to him
>>214236684He isn't neutral with xenoniggers
>>214236684>neutralthe engineer guy had no visible injuries, the eye thing killed him like it killed the sheep in a previous episode
>>214236710He was sad though. His 31 year old wife is now an old lady and his apprentice got killed by space ticks.
>>214236337She had studied them for the whole trip and probably didn't observe any acid farts. The ticks are too intelligent to give up their ace in the hole.
>tick alien opens the container lidI assumed the eye octopus has telepathic abilities and controlled the tick, but if not then what the fuck
>>214236668>No interesting at allOf course a soap opera loving brown would say that.They'd be great because they'd actually advance the plot in meaningful ways and not a bunch of retards running around with their heads facehugged. Only browns are obsessed with "You can't be competent, you can't make money, you can't live in peace and harmony, you can't be advanced" because they lack the intelligent and vision to do so and even if there existed a world for that they'd say "I do not belong in a world of smart people, I need a world of dumb people to lord over".
>>214236741This whole episode is about what happens to tick doubters. Don't become one.
My wife is so cute
>>214236783based
>>214236783cringe
>>214236625This. Kirsh is just a lame side character.
>>214236063He left the jeeta outside the crash room to get eaten because he was sick of her shit.
>>214236598Ah yes the drink that saved humanity.>>214236237 >>214236237 >>214236237 The Prometheus fuckups really could have handled the commander engineer encounter better instead of>First thing he sees is a walking testicle demanding gibs me dat after they accidentally woke him up from his sleep dooming him>No drink, no popcorn, no okay>First common language words you hear are "Gibs me dat. Not sorry, not excuse me, not here have a drink.">You also see a retarded woman screeching in an alien language something>The aliens hit her with their weapons like clubs like a bunch of primates.It was like a teacher waking up to a bunch of deliquent nigger kids and one ginger screeching around.
>>214236808the crash pod only had space for one
>>214236783>>214236793Forced and cringe.
>>214236666Checked and Keked.
>>214236822Sure but there was a whole room above the pod where they could have tried to defend themselves.
>>214236822they only expected one of them in the crash pod
>>214236846>defend themselvesWith what?
Do they call any alien a Xenomorph? Otherwise it’s like saying “an alien HAS to be three feet tall, green, with big black eyes”
>>214236878Marrow could easily 1v1 the demon to be honest
>>214236846yes. a tiny spherical room full of computers instrumental to running the remaining control you have of the ship is the perfect place to fight a Xenomorph.
>>214236878The door was a defense. It didn't work but Morrow didn't know that when he closed it. And Morrow has an inspector gadget arm that turns into whatever tool he needs at the moment. He had already stabbed a guy with it and welded the door. Maybe he has a freeze ray in there too.
>>214236880I forget. Has any movie called them Xenomorphs in the film?
>>214235538the perfect organism
>>214236917Morrow's the one who ran into the room drawing the xenomorph there. It's not like it went to the bridge to commandeer the ship, it was following the food.
>>214236740Clearly she didn't study shit.... bitch is literally eating a sandwich with one hand..... zero respect for the job. Everybody on the ship is immature
I can't get past the first 10 minutes of the first episode. A massive spaceship accelerating with 5 fusion engines from beyond the Moon would impact the Earth with so much energy that it would vaporize that entire city. And instead it gets absorbed by the ground and is allowed to continue to accelerate like the entire planet is made of jello. Fucking black android man just walks out of the wreckage. This is like if Bruce Willis was blown off the asteroid and landed in the Pacific Ocean and swam to safety. Fuck you for not spending 10 extra minutes on the script and editing it to 'Oh there's someone on the ship who at least decelerates it to try and land it.' It's too hard for me to suspend my disbelief, and I honestly feel insulted by the writers who believe that someone even as dumb as me would be able to do so. And I was really looking forward to this show.
>>214236498> 9mm caliber bullet that somehow pierces armour xD?The alien franchise is a funny world. Weyland and USCM would get completely murdered by any other military.
>Boy drinks water bottle full of tadpoles>Doesn't even taste/feel themMeh.. such bullshit.
>>214236961>No eating >No drinking >No smoking >No applying makeup >IN THE LABread the almost 90 year old sign in my high school science class.
>>214236914>>214236928The acid would melt the ship.
>>214236971Dude, space x? Space shuttle? It was obviously fitting retrothrusters
>>214236995To be fair, the dude clearly had brain damage.
>>214237015>I'm a space engineer apprentice, I don't even know what an apprentice is
>>214236961I'd pay for a movie where these uneducated retards get educated and beaten up and they stare with those either sad or angry expressions like you just fucked their wife and stole all their money and cut off their leg FOR TELLING THEM THE RIGHT THINGS SO THEY DON'T KILL THEMSELVES LIKE THE CANCER CELLS THEY ARE.
>>214236995Used to the Irish tadpoles of his boss
>>214236952That coworker you have a crush on? She obviously thinks you are a disgusting creep but if you were friends with a cutiellus, you could ask it to infest her and make her your girlfriend.
>>214235581He was not trying to distract her. He needed her alive so he could inhabit her body. The alien was also a threat to the bodies he could inhabit, and to itself.
I can shit out a better script in my sleep, but I'm actually smart unlike most people. However the more I hang out with these retards not exercising my intelligence the more my brain falters.
>>214237014>dude, space x? space shuttle?Dude, you talk like an idiot. And no dude. They show the entire ship coming in for the crash, and there were zero 'retrothrusters' on the front of the ship. The force needed to slow down 5 fusion engines that were continuously accelerating would need to be much greater than 'retrothrusters.' Moonfall had more believable science than this
I came here just to say the samurai soldiers looked ridiculous. Good thing we won't see more of them.
Bully FXBully RIdley ScottBully Weyland YutaniBully 20th Century FoxBully small boobaBully blue-collar workersBully BrettBully LambertBully the Prometheus crewBully the The Maginot crew https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214060201/https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213815381/#213818365
>>214237064They weren't continuously accelerating. They were sabotaged and the fuel lost. The engineer describes them as going from a spaceship to a missile when they lose navigation and going from a missile to an arrow once the fuel runs out.
>>214237099>the pointy tooth on the xenomorphnever seen that
>>214237031kek. Lets hire this apprentice for a 65 year mission, which is costing the company billions.
>>214237046The director confirmed in a podcast that it was trying to distract her.
>>214237096Ridiciulous is good when it comes to sci-fi. Why is Lynch's Dune the best sci-fi movie of all time? Because it's over the top, you joyless asshole.
The episode was entertaining but they botched the lab escape scene sadly. There was much potential here to show the problem solving intelligence of the octopus eyeball without showing the implausible incompetence of a supposedly highly specialized team of scientists. Strangely in the previous episode they followed believable containment procedures when they were infecting the sheep with the eyeball creature. Good show otherwise.
>>214237064The atmosphere would slow them down with a long, flat trajectory around the planet. It's not crashing down perpendicular to the ground.>dude trust the science!It's fucking Alien you sperg. Spaceships crashing is the entire premise of this series.
>>214237221I dont like how smart the octopus alien and leeches are. They are fucking mary sue smart its bs.
>>214237064You've been bullying me the whole thread and for the past two threads too.
>>214237253They might be idiots back on the homeworld. They were stupid enough to get captured in the first place.
>>214237195Based Picard delivering lines like fucking Shakespeare " this is a Harkonen animal!! please my lord "
>>214237032The most I can give you is old smart competent guy + young incompetent but competent by the end of the series guy.That is if you want to make fun of zoomers and gen-alpha.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WyFdsI4iiA&ab_channel=BlinkoffClipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVVoC20Z0w4&ab_channel=AdultSwimShaft 2019 and Rick and MortyGod I want Actual competent sci-fi guy with sidekick Weyland Yutani where the Alien drone dumps and mauls the shit out of Weyland every single episode....
>>214237188Oh. Thanks for the information.>>214237253I don't think the leeches are that smart.. Smarter than earth insects, but as to how it knew to place babies in the water, it was just following its instinct.
>>214237195True but I didn't like that shade of ridiculous, and I didn't find dune that ridiculous.
>>214237101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9-7Vwvlmc wow look the thrusters are on the entire time.>>214237224at least come remotely close to making it believable. Just try. I beg you.>>214237269this is my first time posting in an alien threadhttps://youtu.be/4xB33tbPUQ8?si=iiKqlY0m5ezntzoRFucking Joss Wheedon had half a brain jesus christ
>>214236330>did that guy just set the ship to land on Prodigy territory?Yes
the xenomoprh reveal was so fucking good, i just love the suit so much instead of the CGI skeleton of Scott
>>214237343He had a battle pug
>>214237366I want my mistress to wear it and use the tail on me
>>214235566>>214235581She
>>214237314>I don't think the leeches are that smartOne of them distracted the science negress while the other opened the container.
>>214237392Is that so
>>214237360>wow look the thrusters are on the entire time.they were running on fumes for two weeks, there wouldn't be any meaningful thrust
was that asian stalker a robot? Never understood what was his purpose. He was just there, being creepy. Not a single reason why he was stalking and how everyone was allowing that bullshit
If you motherfuckers don't laugh and throw tomatoes at FX, Ridley, Weyland, Fox/Disney and don't start comparing to better franchises and better actors and better crewmembers then none of your arguments will be taken seriously.Shit people need the proof in their face since that's just 50% of the way ... they believe it ... but they can't accept it ...Shit people need to get MOGGED the "big" fish in a small .... even smaller than small pond needs to know its place on the leaderboard ... it's not on the mediocrity and not even bad leaderboard ... it's on the special olympics leaderboard where even the special olympics kids beat the shit out of it. Goddamn motherfucking Starcraft marines carrying beer next to a nuclear bomb are more competent than these Maginot motherfuckers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqEh-rWy_s&ab_channel=Brian
>>214236373>but that was actually on purposeIt was on purpose to drive the plot forward. It's still a just a slasher horror not blade runner you dumb faggots. If everyone behaved like you infallible autists then no you wouldn't have a show. Everything would happen to plan and there would be no horror. What do you faggots want?
>>214237431no, he was just a creepy perv
>>214237366He looked so silly slinking in the hallway.
>>214237431True to form for Ching Chongs autistic wallflowers
watching yesterday episode makes me wonder how normal xenos make eggs if there is no alien queen. If they gave a reason in the past i totally forgot
Wait a second. So while the crew was in cryo-sleep all the specimens survived 30 years or so in their containment tubes with no sustenance?
>>214237422I interpreted that as just a coincidence but sure that might make them pretty smart if so
>>214236353>>214236406Ash & Dallas were both wearing nebuliser masks. These faggots could have at least thrown in FRSMs they take about 2 seconds to put on.
>>214237360>Alien Resurrection ending sceneYou know ... I forgot the Auriga crash landed on Earth and pretty much destroyed most of earth ...I thought Earth was already destroyed before they ended up there.That's what happens when they don't mention anything about the current status of Earth before they burn it up.
>>214235563You got the wrong pic, that's not Daisy Ridley.
>>214236377>still no scene explaining how the plant thing got outThe ship crashed so things broke. Are you retarded?
>>214237509The timing is pretty precise, and they hadn't had a rat for two weeks so if they were just dumb and hungry then both would immediately go for the food.
i expected more gruesome deaths. Eye alien is so fucking cool he needs his own movie
>>214237501They were probably frozen too. Maybe the saboteur turned the cryofreezer off.
>>214235581This. How come retards don't realize this?
>>214237431He was the relatable 4chan incel self insert
>>214237501They're getting up and changing shifts between crews a lot.
>>214236445They were following protocols until Ash decided to fuck shit up
>>214237520>I thought Earth was already destroyed before they ended up there.It wasn't??
>>214237360>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9-7Vwvlmc What the fuck was that? I haven't started watching the series and already I can see a bunch of problems.I thought they were in prison and those mentally retarded low IQs with no observational skills were more busy trying to rape the white guy and focusing on the basketball rather than keeping their eyes on a fucking spaceship going above their heads and clipping the side of their own building.If I actually bother watching this series you'd see me writing 40+ pages per episode of essays. This is why I shut my brain off during this bullshit and garbage like Hannibal the TV Series. This whole General would be nothing but my essays.
>>214237543Then why did it hide in a sandwich? It wanted to be a snack?
>>214237314>I don't think the leeches are that smartThe leeches were OP af. Could open the lid by itself and free itself, instantly fell where water was on seconds, emits instant fatal gas, instantly spread out and find new hosts in seconds etc. That and the eye had godlike omnipotence level intelligence.
>>214235581>>214237566Retards. It was obviously warning her.
>>214236005>So we killed the captain trying to take this thing off.>Whoopsies!top tier writing
>>214237549That's dumb.>>214237574Now that makes sense, still 30 years sounds like a lot of time for the ticks and flies, guess alien insects live that long or they had off-springs.
>>214236445Yeah but I need my bounty and shares.
>>214237476It hurts, like a kidney stone
>>214236445Generally that's because it's about people not expecting to find aliens being manipulated by robots who are.
>>214237566They're rooting for the eye. You can get away with murder if you're cute.
>>214236252>but nothing about the way the ship was sabotaged explains why it magically ended up crashing into Prodigy’s territory.Why would you need an exact explanation for that? Are you a retard or something? It's a fucking tv show, they don't need to show him manipulating the ships engines and navigation system to progress the story... he did it and that's it.
>>214236971Maybe the mother ai saved some fuel to hit the reverse thrusters to show it down before impact which was edited out at the last moment to save screentime for more important scenes?
Catching up with the series but HOW THE FUCK THERE IS A 19TH CENTURY PARTY and the guesses never fucking realized a football stadium size giant ship just crashed into their building??? Did i miss something?
>>214237601desu the lid wasn't secure because the lady forgot to put the extra protection. And the gas, well, there wouldn't be a reason for yutini to care for these aliens if they weren't special. Water detection is the most simple thing for insects and other critters. And besides, bed bugs for example are really smart.. They will even allegedly drop from the ceiling if your bed is secure.
>>214237566because warning her is the more interesting read but the creator said in the podcast that it was distracting her so meh
>>214236947>Lieutenant Gorman uses the term "xenomorph" when referencing the species from a case file, though he is using it to refer to extraterrestrial life in general.
>Ships Captain and Chief Security Officer are both taking orders for an AI computer that is completely text-based>Meanwhile some random crew member is face-timing boy retard
>>214235678This series is incredibly overrated. It lost the Alien atmosphere, tone, suspense… Having it in a city was a stupid idea, it totally killed the Lovecraftian aesthetic and feeling of hopelessness in deep space. Not to mention the Tool soundtrack. Not to mention the hybrids acting like kids but having Superman retard strength. There’s zero suspense. It’s a shitshow that’s more Blade Runner than Alien. No way this makes it past season 2 if it even gets season 2. And lastly it’s just so much fucking filler. The only thing that keeps me going is Kirsh and maybe Wendy. The rest of the characters are boring.
>>214236445They were until Dallas and Lambert freaked out like pussies and Ash enabled that. I can understand Lambert I mean just look at her, but Dallas was unbelievable what a bootlicker he was for the company and how much he allowed Ash to backstab him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP2tUW0HDHA&ab_channel=JoBloMovieClipsI recently went into the /coc/ creation thread on /co/ and all they do is capeshit writing where they admit they can't write worth a shit, but god do they also refuse to get better at it and read a fucking book on how to write. Here's a test right now. Try and link me to 2 books about how to write a story and you won't be able to, try it. At best 1/20 anons will be able to link to a decent book.They're dumbifying everyone since 2008. There's no more writing schools.
>>214237623In alien romulus the face parasites were frozen before they removed the batteries
>>214237672anon Prodigy City is a rich city full of rich people and then the rest dregs of human
>all the characters are dumb and annoying>b-but it makes sense Weyland-Yutani isn't sending their best people cause it's a long mission!New cope for shit writing just dropped, it's the new "just turn your brain off bro" or "it's so the movie can happen". Why does everyone happily embrace shit writing these days, characters used to be semi-competent in classics like Alien or Jurassic Park.
>mfw alien fan since the 90's>just realize what eggmorphing is
is this show actually good
If you motherfuckers don't laugh and throw tomatoes at FX, Ridley, Weyland, Fox/Disney and don't start comparing to better franchises and better actors and better crewmembers then none of your arguments will be taken seriously.Shit people need the proof in their face since that's just 50% of the way ... they believe it ... but they can't accept it ...Shit people need to get MOGGED the "big" fish in a small .... even smaller than small pond needs to know its place on the leaderboard ... it's not on the mediocrity and not even bad leaderboard ... it's on the special olympics leaderboard where even the special olympics kids beat the shit out of it.Goddamn motherfucking Starcraft marines carrying beer next to a nuclear bomb are more competent than these Maginot motherfuckers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqEh-rWy_s&ab_channel=Brian
>>214236971It was decelerating half the journey you faggot, though these ships travel at 39 times the speed of light, which is warp three, so it could have just been travelling at impulse velocity upon returning to sol.
>>214237672The Caspians were too entertaining.
>>214237195Lynch's Dune is pretty accurate to the books tho, instead of that shit Villanova did. It's not a perfect adaptation but at least is Dune, not DUNC
wtf how sex is forbidden in yutani ships. they gonna travel for 100 years without fucking?
>>214235778Body Type B
>>214237700>Ships Captain and Chief Security Officer are both taking orders for an AI computer that is completely text-basedAccountability.>Meanwhile some random crew member is face-timing boy retardIf you try to betray and steal from a powerful corpo, wouldn't you want to receive safety assurances face to face instead of an text message?
>>214237733Well in current day TV, its mediocre at best. Just watch first 2 episodes and then last 2, since that's what every TV show is now, the rest is filler.
>>214237659It's literally THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.All the show revolves around the concept of the ship landing in Prodigy's territory, the whole point about the ship crashing is because Prodigy is involved.So yes, it's a fucking important thing to explain compared to all the useless shit.
Is this a bot? He posted some retarded "criticism" twice in the last thread too.>>214237441>>214237738
>>214237685>but the creator said in the podcast that it was distracting her so mehBased Hawley, retards btfo'd.
>>214237674Anon it reached out to flick the little lever to open the lid. Its no normal leech.
>>214237700Are you implying the AI is supposed to have real time graphics or something? Cameras are much simpler tech than that.
>>214237753so you can point to violations upon returngotta claw back those shares somehow
>>214237600if it got lucky and the doctor didn't walk in it could've gotten her
>>214237771is super implied the genious kid wanted the ship into his backyard
>>214237762>>214237762Well I meant more the fact that they could have easily contacted Weyland by comm, instead of bothering with Mother. They were clearly in broadcasting range.
>>214237771No it's not lol. Cope and sneed tranny.
>>214237776No, I just follow in the movie's footsteps and don't exercitate more than the necessary braincells required to make a post. Also don't know about yesterday since I wasn't there.If you motherfuckers don't laugh and throw tomatoes at FX, Ridley, Weyland, Fox/Disney and don't start comparing to better franchises and better actors and better crewmembers then none of your arguments will be taken seriously.Shit people need the proof in their face since that's just 50% of the way ... they believe it ... but they can't accept it ...Shit people need to get MOGGED the "big" fish in a small .... even smaller than small pond needs to know its place on the leaderboard ... it's not on the mediocrity and not even bad leaderboard ... it's on the special olympics leaderboard where even the special olympics kids beat the shit out of it.Goddamn motherfucking Starcraft marines carrying beer next to a nuclear bomb are more competent than these Maginot motherfuckers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqEh-rWy_s&ab_channel=BrianAre you all company bootlickers? You don't know how to make fun of a company? Instead of seething try to laugh at it.
>>214235802>getting facehugged because your titcow cowgirl was distracting you and obstructing your line of sightPathetic way to go.
>>214237817Not reading your schizo essays. Take your fucking meds
>>214237796MU-TH-UR is always connected to the WeylandYutani network... those ACKNOWLEDGE lines were literally another human on the other side. Accountability.
>>214235857>Dad was military>Used to go to the UX/PX with him and look at the Games>AVP Gold edition on shelves>Would look at it for weeks and save up money hoping no one would buy it>Bring it home >10/10 fun>Fast forward>AVP2 releases>Day 1 >Fun as fuck marine campaign especially using the ALICE, the dread of navigating the Egg hatchery with a pistol still sticks with me>Fun as fuck predator campaign>Absolute 10/10 Alien campaign Felt it in my soul when Monolith died. AVP2010 was dogshit.
>>214237701No one wants yet another alien movie where xenomorphs chase crew members in a flickering dimly lit spaceship for the tenth time.
>>214235778Look, we can only afford actors with fat bodies, man bodies or twink bodies, nothing actually /fit/ You want good looking actors you look at Prometheus, but they aren't natural blondes either. All of Hollywood is jewed/jeetad. What is a jew? a hybrid between a white and an arab. Be happy she even has boobs, the manbodies and twinks have 0 boobs.
>>214237840Fair enough. I know that it's more of an homage to the original to keep Mother
>>214237788wasn't the eyeball orchestrating the whole escape plan?
>>214237837Go kill yourself, boot licking gen-Zoophillic Disneycuck.
>we need the ship to crash into a specific place on Earth>okay let's sabotage the engines and steering, blow up parts of it, and drift into orbit completely uncontrolled>what, of course all the valuable alien specimens will survive unscathed
>>214237769no
>>214237896yes
>>214237877I think it just took advantage of the situation
>>214237896If they can't survive they're worthless aliens anyway.
>>214235538any more jiggly webms of my wife?
>>214237877was crashing the ship the next step of his master plan?
>>214235566Its a she/her and I'm going to get her pregnant with superior lifeform. Shes is mine the sooner your gooner kin understand it the better.
>>214237700This is why you don't try to continue things that were a product of their time. You introduce anachronistic elements like this. MAKE NEW SHIT YOU LAZY FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>214237896Just one 3 second long deceleration reverse thruster scene would have sufficed
>>214236971Keep watching because it gets worse. The writers don’t give about common sense. I like how in episode 3 they wheeled the dead Xeno on some kind of metal stretcher while the acid dripped out and continued to corrode it. Just line it with fucking plastic you retards - you already know it’s acid.
>>214237931he's a big eye
>>214237929Just same one
>>214237929Damn how did they Super Mario's father in there? EEYY MAMA MIA LUIGI look at those average tits that MOG the shit out of any other actress in this franchise.
>>214237931Of course!
>>214237795>is super implied the genious kid wanted the ship into his backyardIt's not implied, he said it, it's the fucking plan.THERE IS NO NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM ANYMORE.How do you crash a ship on the righ spot on a spinning planet?Shit is retarded.
>>214237788True it's no normal leech but it's no octopus. Probably slightly dumber.
>>214237951if you paid attention you'd see the massive thick blocks under it slowly being eaten away
>>214237941If you motherfuckers don't laugh and throw tomatoes at FX, Ridley, Weyland, Fox/Disney and don't start comparing to better franchises and better actors and better crewmembers then none of your arguments will be taken seriously.Shit people need the proof in their face since that's just 50% of the way ... they believe it ... but they can't accept it ...Shit people need to get MOGGED the "big" fish in a small .... even smaller than small pond needs to know its place on the leaderboard ... it's not on the mediocrity and not even bad leaderboard ... it's on the special olympics leaderboard where even the special olympics kids beat the shit out of it.Goddamn motherfucking Starcraft marines carrying beer next to a nuclear bomb are more competent than these Maginot motherfuckers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqEh-rWy_s&ab_channel=Brian
>>214235538eyeball thing escapesticks escape are useless additions and waste of cgitesticle plant still not usedmoth still not usedbimbo fucking the captainall of a sudden PETROVICH exists?white man captain dieswhite boy gets ticked offwhite man jumps on an alien and gets spearedjust white hate at this pointno reason for morrow to not let bimbo captain in and let her die specially after we seen him try and save the young kid who gets head shot by and infiltrator called PETROVICHWhich leads me to another point how many fucking others were on that ship?What was the point of Tengs character? To give black man a lead to go through hours of videos but find one in time that acknowledges PETROVICH?There must be hundreds of hours of footageAlien was terribleAlien gets eyeballedAlien running around corridors like alien 3 but cant catch a bitch on 2 legsAlien turns up on captain bimbo and doesnt kill her she fails at shooting itEyeballed white man runs towards bimbo we dont see what happensThen proceeds to fucking parkour on the Alien head and try and take it on?What a fucking dogshit episode
This is how it ends
>>214237964You just program the route before you sabotage the navigation.
>>214237983>all of a sudden PETROVICH exists?Did you forget the first episode already?
>>214237700>>214237944It was funny how he had to manually watch all the video footage back on his robotic sliding chair. You couldnt of got some AI to do it for you?
>>214236099i need more shots of this whores feeet, chinks have perfectionist feet
>>214237981Nobody fucking cares bro.Have sex.Touch grass.Yake your meds.
>>214237896>Let's bomb our own city with a xenoweapon cargo, no it's not a plan by the enemies. I'll just send in the quadrillion geniuscoin prototypes...
>everyone expected alien earth to be about aliens conquering earth>is just about some mombo jumbo tech companies fighting each otherdissapointing
>>214237961You know these actors have played in other movies before and in 2025+ they have Instagram, Facebook and everything, right?You young zoomers can't figure it out?
>>214237983>white man captain diesHe was a ching chong, you moron
>>214237964>the whatever device in the nav system was sabotaged to appear destroyed but was actually functional and directing the ship to new coordinatesprobably should have had a line like that in this episode but whatever
>>214238036I didn't expect them to conquer the earth, just for them to be at earth. Would be cool to see an alien apocalypse though.
>>214238034You repliedAnd type like a retardUsing one linersJust like a brown immigrant mutt bot You exposed yourself being a zoomerTherefore all your opinions are nullGet the fuck out of the thread, "bro". If you motherfuckers don't laugh and throw tomatoes at FX, Ridley, Weyland, Fox/Disney and don't start comparing to better franchises and better actors and better crewmembers then none of your arguments will be taken seriously.Shit people need the proof in their face since that's just 50% of the way ... they believe it ... but they can't accept it ...Shit people need to get MOGGED the "big" fish in a small .... even smaller than small pond needs to know its place on the leaderboard ... it's not on the mediocrity and not even bad leaderboard ... it's on the special olympics leaderboard where even the special olympics kids beat the shit out of it.Goddamn motherfucking Starcraft marines carrying beer next to a nuclear bomb are more competent than these Maginot motherfuckers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqEh-rWy_s&ab_channel=Brian
>>214237992If it's not:>Yutani leaked existence of aliens to boy retard, expecting him to attempt to steal them>Yutani knows it always goes wrong, so she lets him fuck around>fully intending to Bomb his island as the endgameI'll be pissed
>>214238016>Did you forget the first episode already?yes it was dogshit first episode establishes the fucking mornins in todays episode not the fucking secret hundreds of bodies
>>214237964he sabotaged the ship before aiming it at a specific place on earth. easy
>>214238040>You young zoomers can't figure it out?They seriously can't. They don't know how to use imdb either.
>>214237929She died peacefully in her sleep.
Everything Weyland has ever done feels like they were controlled by xenomorphs or not even since the xenomorphs always get blown out. Otherwise Weyland's incompetence is explained through this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP2tUW0HDHA&ab_channel=JoBloMovieClips
>>214238064dont why are they so scared about the concept of xenomorph apocalypse. even fucking marvel comics did it
>>214237846And no one asked for an Alien tv series focusing on the fucking humans with power armor upgrades or children controlling Superman bodies. WHAT THE FUCK?
>yeah we are looking for a redhead with big bazongas to bounce her titties on camera
>>214238104holy shit all that build up for super powered terminator bodied kids only to throw an episode away for a flashback episode of people nobody cares about because they all died anyway
>>214237961MAMA MIA
>>214238100alien comics did it
>>214238104I asked.
>>214238100Idk but maybe apocalypses are overplayed. One day it will happen. Maybe they will make alien vs jason: clone army
>>214238125I care.
Good>set design>Morrow>Kirsch>Aliens: eyeball, ticks, facehuggersBad>most of the writing>most of the characters>the Xeno costume
>>214237221>the implausible incompetence of a supposedly highly specialized team of scientistsThe kid whose in apprenticeship with the engineer didn't know the difference between Biology and Geology. >But why would he-He even says he applied to the mission like it was a fucking backpage ad>Alright bu-The medical officer was a fucking druggie>Ok b-The science officer was shown to be incompetents as fuck with the specimensThis isn't NASA anymore, we've mastered space travel minus the time dilation issue to the point they are sending the equivalent of Amazon workers out there because they are cheap and replaceable and willing to already have their lives fucked up by having their loved ones die of old age when they return. These are desperate people who need money with the bare minimum skills to get this job. kek.
>>214238134happy now?
>>214238104I will now ask your show
>>214237871>Look, we can only afford actors with fat bodies, man bodies or twink bodies, nothing actually /fit/ Nothing actually feminine either. I always wondered what was the casting decision for the Alien franchise and why do they keep repeating it ad nauseum after 40 years?
>>214238156Very.
>>214238150why none of them could act except for the kid who seemed to like Morrow who got headshotted, and maybe the Jew
>most famous alien game is about a xenomorph apocalypse>most famous alien comic is about a xenomorph apocalypse>most famous alien novel is about a xenomorph apocalypsebut yeah lets not make a movie or tv show about an alien apocalypse haha, that shit doenst sell
>shut up chud, all the characters are SUPPOOSED to be dumb and unlikable!Maybe write something less fucking dumb and gay then, just a thought.
>>214238134Thanks and now we’ll have to wait another 10 years for a soft reboot sequel after this show inevitably flops and gets the Resurrection treatment
>>214238175>the casting decisionrelatable people for the general public...
>>214238179The thing is this could have worked if they just wrote it better, none of it is coherent, the whole zoo animals thing is pointless and the eyeball is pointless
>>214238151Good>potential "Understanding" ending where Wendy convinces the xenomorph to let her brother impregnate it and create a new hybrid race to replace humans
>>214238152Somebody post the pajeets in space meme screeching SAAR while everything is on fire. You know the one.
>>214238205i love the alien eyeball but you are right and it looks they want to drag this show for several seasons
>>214236176I can give the Nostromo crew a break because theyre just wagie space truckers who got a last minute science chief swap with the company's traitorous synthThe Maginot are fucking PAID to get these fucks and their scientist is supposed to be the real deal and never was a saboteur and still was severely lacking in intelligence. Like legit she was treating the murder parasites so stupidly and casually I thought it was going to be a Nostromo repeat with the xenobio being a fakey out to kill people with how incompetent she was.
>>214238179Exactly this. Retards have forgotten how Predator 2 flopped but they wanted to try it again with Aliens
>>214238179>>most famous alien game is about a xenomorph apocalypsenever played it, never heard about it>>most famous alien comic is about a xenomorph apocalypsecomics don't matter. never read it either>>most famous alien novel is about a xenomorph apocalypsenovels are for the gays. May they enjoy it.I'd rather see a series about a xenomorph hive planet and their daily life.
>>214238204You mean relatable to the producers who cast them to begin with.>fat bodies, man bodies or twink bodies for the female audience.The general public's women don't have man bodies and twink bodies though.
>>214238230I only love the Alien this fucking franchise is about the Alien not fucking little shop of horrors.Also no Kirsh this episode automatically starts it on negative 1
>>214238249zoomers need to get the fuck out of my board
>>214238221
>>214238040nigger I'm aware of her IGBut her tits were bigger when she filmed this show than most of the stuff on therePlus she was waring a tank top with no bra
>>214238179We've been having apocalypses for almost two decades now. Vampires, zombies, viruses, etc.It's time to make something fresh for once.
>>214238273Said the avengers vs aliens lover
>>214238249>I'd rather see a series about a xenomorph hive planet and their daily life.>comics don't matter. never read it eitherGUESS WHAT COMIC THAT ANON REFERENCED DOES YOU DUMB FAGGOTRead the Dr. Church Dark Horse Alien comics you fucking nigger you get exactly what you want
>>214238280>anon realizes a woman tits look bigger without brah than with bra on.virgin
>>214238073>>214238188And this is why the Nostromo was sent to get more aliens. Because Yutani had to nuke the ones already on earth.
>>214238073This is the only way to explain why the aliens were designed to escape and everyone on the ship was retarded except the head of security who had secret orders. It also explains why Earth’s orbital defenses didn’t work. It was a setup.The question then is why WY would risk dropping highly dangerous alien specimens on a competitor that shares their planet. Isn’t there a high risk they get out of Bangkok?
I WILL POO IN THE LABDO NOT REDEEM THE ALIENI WILL POO IN THE LABTHE TOILET IS TOO FAR AWAYI WILL CLEAN THE FLOOR WITH POO WATER
>>214238307>read comics
>>214238262Alien was always about people trying ot not die against aliens. It was never an "alien slice of life beach episode" franchise.
>>214238325That comic is older than you
>>214238294>he thinks the alien apocalypse comic is the marvel oneKEK holy shit zoomers dont know anything else besides marvel and tiktok
>>214238317 see >>214238325
>>214238307Hmmmmm no I shan't. For it is not in moving image form.>>214238337Nay. It be but adjacent to it...
>>214238249>>214236006This is what you are looking for fag
>>214238328Yea focus on the fucking xeno life cycle then, they just threw a body out into space with a chestburster inside it too so are they going to find that aswell like they did in romulus?
>>214238335So? There are children's books older than anyone alive on the planet.
Listen guys. ALIENS BUT IN WW2. Give me money Ridley!
>>214238372So stop whining and go readYou can read can't you?Your millennial dyed hair teachers did teach you how to, right? Surely you weren't sat in front of an Ipad all day.
>>214238388I would rather watch this then a fucking Alien x Blade Runner crossover
>>214238411Why would I read comics? I am not a child.
What are the key takeaways from this episode?>ticks are smart (genius, even)>Morrow not a bad guy>Kid Chandelier a bad guy>eyeball morality some kind of neutral>eyeball may speak xeno therefore may communicate with Wendy>tick managed to hide in Clem's head
>>214238339You brown, bachcha? *SMACK* I asked you a question. Are you brown? *Prepares the belt* Let me ask you one more time, bachcha. Are you stealing the white man's money from Britain? Go back to Bangladesh, to Bangladesh not to India, to Bangladesh. C'mon hurry up before your ass is on fire *Cracks the belt*
>>214238073I think Prodigy ceasing to exist is pretty obvious but I don't know anymore because the show is going to very seemingly intentional retarded moments
Zoomers always ruining every thread. Gonna make another one
>>214238360Is it about some gay scientist?
>>214238443May I bring my labubus?
>>214238314>The question then is why WY would risk dropping highly dangerous alien specimens on a competitor that shares their planet.W-Y are located in the Americas, separated from Prodigy by oceans. High risk competitor elimination strategy with plausible deniability. They can nuke the territory and claim it for themselves.
>>214238436why did the eyeball attack the xeno? it could've just been fighting to survive idk its odd the eyeball is fucking odd, what the fuck is its master plan?
>>214238433>I AM AN ADULT
>>214238470Crashing this plane
is a miniseries or they gonna make another season? Is the number 1 streaming tv series right now, above Wednesday. Fucking crazy
>>214238470Why did the eyeball beat the girl up?
new bread
>>214238503I have no idea but it was fucking funny. “SMACK”.
MEW THREAD WHEN
need a new thread with age consent
>>214238444He's the survivor of a run in with the Alien who had a dying hive where the aliens are trying to get them to revive it by trying to facehug them but even they are simply too far gone to even implant embryos. Later on he finds his mother and the aliens try to force him to fuck her so she can have kids that the face huggers may have an easier time implanting.
>>214238152>the more important and valuable the mission the more retarded bottom of the barrel dregs we must use If it was a suicide one way mission it would sort of make sense. But this was a high priority mission
>>214238547with what?
>>214238549Everything was fine until mustache decided to double cross and sabotage the ship. At worst they would've had a slight tick infestation from the Science Officer.
>>214238503she shut the door in his face earlier, it was rude
>keep waiting for the ticks to do something other than suck blood like boring old ticks>they get into that guy's body>they just create a poisonous gasfucking filler creaturesat this point i expect the other ones to be equally lameeven the eye alien was kind of bleh unless it actually turns out to have some intelligence instead of just turning people into rabid zombies
>>214238503To stop her from alerting the Xeno to their presence. Hence not killing her right away. Then it backs away until Morrow's lumbering attracts the Xeno and the eye-waifu attempts to warn him by copying the alarm sounds(literally as close as she can get to telling him "behind you") and then throws hands with the Xeno to let the two humans escape.>>214238314I think eye-waifu is designed to contain the Xeno specifically. It's WY insider amongst the aliens.
>>214238617if your not getting that the eyeball is extremely smart you haven't been paying attention
>>214238549Only idiots with nothing to lose on earth will sign up for those missions.
>>214238617Except that the body was taken to the island and will probably be the main vector of everything going to shit.Nevermind almost guaranteed poisoning of Bangkok's water supply.
>>214238617Its all upto to plant and the flying creature now
>>214238641i guess i just expected a different kind of intelligence but it's fine. i retract my point about it creating rabid zombies, it just creates neutral zombies. i had hoped it would somehow preserve the host's personality.
>>214238433All the zoomers and gen-alphas in this thread are coming to watch Alien Monday and Lily CAT and don't fuss about it or I'll whip your asses. https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kkAll the zoomers and gen-alphas in this thread are coming to watch Alien Monday and Lily CAT and don't fuss about it or I'll whip your asses. https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kkAll the zoomers and gen-alphas in this thread are coming to watch Alien Monday and Lily CAT and don't fuss about it or I'll whip your asses. https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kkAll the zoomers and gen-alphas in this thread are coming to watch Alien Monday and Lily CAT and don't fuss about it or I'll whip your asses. https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kk
make a new thread holy shit
>>214238747why don't you make it yourself?
>>214238755I'l lazy :(
>>214238772Typical of a brown ESL
>>214238310her tits are just bigger herescroll through her IG if you don't believe me
>>214238793saar pleased of redeem new thread?
>>214238641All it's done is watch people so far. The only reason it escaped is the science lady was incompetent, and all it did on the island was make a sheep stand up. They're clearly building up to it being smart, but they haven't demonstrated it well yet.
>>214238704>>214238704>>214238704>>214238704Infest here
>>214238747>>214238856>>214238856>>214238856But I'm not.Prepare the escape pods we're departing in 30 minutes.
>>214238885>no searchable titleFailed bake, make new one
>>214238885Get in here instead. We're educating these zoomers and underage who don't know jackshit about the Alien franchise and Alien adjancent media.>>214238856>>214238856>>214238856
>>214236666Heh
>>214236666Thank you, Satan. Somebody screencap this.
Why do they always script the Alien crew members as being sub 90 IQ? All of them. Do they not have any functioning normal human?
>>214238803>>214238310This anon is right, her tits were at their biggest for the show.
>>214238548I was looking for alien porn in the wrong places
