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>>214245144Hey there, little guy!
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>>214244588>while Pulaski stole all of season 2It's really something, isn't it? Crusher is like air for 153 episodes while Pulaski is only in 20 yet towers over Crusher in every possible way.
>>214245216>it's realhttps://www.chron.com/life/health/article/A-rape-survivor-and-the-man-who-raped-her-teamed-10920806.php
>>214245542mix of bad writing and a bad actress
>>214245719Yeah Crusher is a real tragedy
>>214245542>>214245719It doesn't help that half of Crusher's scenes were kneecapped by Wesley being a little shit for four seasons.
>>214245863tfw no vulcan tomboy tradwife
If you were given the power and forced to change one single male main character of any ENT or earlier Trek gay, who would you do it to, and who would you make their gay lover?
>>214246294She married a big wig concert promoter who's worth almost a billion dollars today.
>>214246415Worf, and he'd have an inexplicable attraction to the andy dick model EMH and have one custom programmed to be his husband.
>>214246415Tempted to say Picard because that would give us a second chance at a romance. If he and Crusher wont smash then can he at least play the flute of some handsome artsy type. But I don't know who he'd fuck, other than possibly the Outrageous Okona. A second attempt at rewriting history would be to canonically enforce homosexuality onto Bashir, we all know he wanted snack cock and he was played accordingly, but they tried to retcon seasons of homolust by giving him and Garak girlfriends. I didn't like their endings partly because of this, but largely because they were given less focus as the show was closing, and I think that was partially to avoid having another Garak\Bashir implied romance episode. For some reason O'brian got that, the straightest man alive. If we just nix that girlfriend shit right in the bud, kill a couple of terrible Bashir episodes in the process, and get some implied raw-dogging by the end of the show: all the better.Honourable mention to Quark and Odo, but since it's only one character it'd be a violation of the premise, and besides Odo and Kira's romance is the source of good episodes so taking them away would be a shame. I think I'm sticking to Bashir, Garak's with Ziyal gone Garak doesn't need a retcon, he will find his way to medbay on his own.
>>214246415Pic.
>>214246415no one could force me to do that. I reject your premise
Someone redpill me on the irish worship in TOS, TNG and VOY. I just don't get it, it's so pervasive and almost like black fat woman worship today.
Dubs and I drink white wine out of my Quark mug.
>>214246415
>>214246833y'know the things the fat black women claim they've experienced? the irishman actually experienced them
>B'Elanna: We must secure the existence of the white race and prevent race mixing by any means Wow that came out of the left field
0 = Trash character1 = Wasted potential2 = Fully realizedCast peak potential = number of cast x 2>Picard = 2>Riker = 1>Troi = 0>Crusher = 0>LaForge = 1>Data = 2>Worf = 1Score: 7 / 14 (50%)>Sisko = 2>Kira = 2>Dax = 0>O'Brien = 2>Odo = 1>Bashir = 1>Quark = 2>Worf = 2Score: 12 / 16 (75%)>Janeway = 2>Chakotay = 1>Tuvok = 1>Paris = 2>Kim = 1>B'Elanna = 1>Neelix = 1>Doctor = 2>Seven = 2Score: 13 / 18 (72%)>Archer = 1>Tucker = 1>T'Pol = 1>Phlox = 1>Reed = 1>Mayweather = 0>Sato = 1Score: 6 / 14 (42%)
>>214247089>y'know the things the fat black women claim they've experienced?Who the fuck cares, why would someone worship a bunch of neglected discriminated slave people?
>>214246833>Someone redpill me on the irish worship in TOS, TNG and VOY.The Federation was explicitly atheist and what better way to turn your back on God than by venerating livestock?
>>214247100This was based. They should've gone through with it, even if her real reasons were silly. Making the kid look more like the father is the highest form of flattery a woman can give to her husband.
>>214247131catholic guilt
>>214246486Good for her
Lwaxana at it again trying to fuck another man who isn't Gene Roddenberry.
>>214247262Should I get lip fillers?
>>214247297fill in the gap between your teeth first>>214246486not just concert promoter, the CEO of Ticketmaster/Live Nation and therefore a Luigiable source of pure evil and greed
>>214247294The most disappointing thing about watching ToS for me recently was no Chapel/Spock resolution. Surely they banged at least once but Spock shoulda taken her as his wife.
>makes femcels seethe
>>214247399i knew a fat mexican femcel once and 7 of 9 was her favorite character.
>>214247505Did you eventually lose weight?
>>214247394the resolution is in Amok Time where he lets her down easy and basically in his Spock way says that it wouldn't work out
The vulcan sciencing dictatorate proofd that time trips aren't on the good boy list
>>214246685You just made me think a perfect combo would be Wesley and Locarno, if you also modify it so Tom Paris was still Locarno. It would give him a greater reason to get home than just impressing his dad, and give his dad something else to be disappointed about, AND give a reason for Wesley to assist Barclay. It'd also allow more delving into Wesley's commitment to the Travelers as well as provide him with a moral quandary, being unable to help Voyager as a Traveler, instead assisting as just himself on the other end. There's a lot of potential in that one.
She was a terrible choice to play Dax and the character was poorly conceived from the outset. Also the trill concept is inherently absurd because nobody would sign up to be mind wiped by a symbiote.
>>214246706The entity forcing you instead scans your mind and takes your favorite character and gay marries them to your most disliked character. I'm so sorry.
>>214247889well you would if you were indoctrinated since birth to believe being mind wiped by a slug was the only meaningful thing you could do with your life.>>214247953it's actually kind of hard for me to pick a most disliked character. at most i'm just not very interested but not passionate enough to dislike them.
>>214247889You're not mind-wiped. Ezri and Jadzia had very distinct personalities and preferences.
>>214247630they still have tension scenes later but yea kinda
>>214247889>nobody would sign up to be mind wiped by a symbiote.0/10 bait
>>214247887I just think it would be funny seeing Wesley constantly fuck the wrong Benzite thinking it's Mordock. And they all happily oblige because they are ready to please at all times.
>>214247889It's like when they were casting Jadzia, Terry read for the part and sucked, but then they said "Ah she's hot just hire her anyway"
>>214247889>no one would sign up for immortalitysure thing
>>214248076>>214248151There was zero expression of the Jadzia personality. It was all Dax and "Benjamin." If Jadzia had expressed the first words from her mouth would have been "Please don't rape me Mr Negro"
>>214248185You can say that but in my opinion they didn't have definite enough plans for the character. Maybe they at least expected her to try and create something but...
>>214247114I have to fix this>Chakotay = 1>Tuvok = 2>Paris = 2>Kim = 2>B'Elanna = 2>Neelix = 2>Doctor = 2>Seven = 2Score: 15 / 18 (83%)
>>214246234gonna be honest, after my recent rewatch I hate wesley lessthe modern actor might be a faggot but I think he was fine
>>214248333Yep. If they just hadn't been so upfront about him being the "chosen one" and a bit more of a side character he would have been great. I still like him overall...
>>214247889Not her fault. Avery Brooks is such a dominant presence that very few women could play his mentor or someone senior to him convincingly without going full bitch mode.
>>214248406>Not her faultYes it is. Kira and Sisko work just fucking fine. She's just bad, sorry.
it's funny when you think about it how my favorite Dax/Sisko scene is her acting as a mentor for her and basically tearing her a new asshole for acting like an immature petty cunt about the whole wedding process despite being 300 years old and having been married 4 times already or whatever. Dax is such a stupid fucking character.
Dax is only good when she's a background character in a scene.
End of episode>The cast gathers around Kirk to discuss this week's moral. Then the whole crew laughs at Spock for being retarded for not understanding emotions.BRAVO, GENE
>>214248536Kira's a subordinate, not someone playing his mentor or someone senior to him. 0/10 reading comprehension, 0/10 for effort.
>>214248597The only reason Worf didn't have the sense to break off the wedding when she told him she didn't care about his spiritual take on marriage and just wanted to have a wedding is because that kind of genuine, consequential drama would've been too much for a Star Trek show to handle properly.
>>214248760There were a good few episodes where Spock got the upper hand in the witty banter at the end, usually at McCoy's expense with Kirk giving a mischievous approving grin.
>>214248850it doesn't matter. not being able to convincingly play your role is called being a bad actor. being around good actors who make you look even stupider by comparison and them actively having to adapt to your badness is also a sign of being fucking BAD.
lame
I mean, in the end Kira basically morphed into the role Dax was supposed to play in that relationship as Sisko's closest friend or whatever because Terry Farrell couldn't do it.
bashir should have been the trill and jadiza should have been a dabo girlthen ds9 might not suck
>>214249246why did Spock like these losers so much?
>>214247294>>214247394>>214247630SNW recontextualizes their entire relationship. Thinking about them already having been together makes all those scenes feel different.
>>214249333snw isn't star trek. no one cares.
>>214248760and it's absolute kino
>>214249411It is, it's canon. You can have your own canon, but that doesn't change anything.
>>214249450it isn't.>OMG YOU GUYS ALEX KURTZMAN'S RETARDED FANFICTION RECONTEXTUALIZES ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES OF TREK EVER, WRITTEN BY THEODORE STURGEONno. one. cares.
>>214233915>man gets sequestered on a planet where the people worship him as a god-king and suffers no adverse effectsand that's why Stargate is better than Star Trek
>>214246415Will Riker.Tom Riker.
>>214249577that also happened in Star Trek though. or am I misunderstanding?
>>214249577The third through 7th episodes of Stargate are>The team encounters a civilization from human history on a planet that looks like Canada
>>214248280>>214247114This is a pretty bad way to judge a cast. It's more important that a captain (and their #1) are good characters than main character #7, since they'll be the ones carrying a lot of episodes.Some characters like Kira basically had solo episodes devoted to them which were fantastic.Also I would make the following changes:>Riker 2>Dax 1>Odo 2>Bashir 1.5>Tuvok 2>Kim 0>Neelix 0>Tucker 0
>>214249818sounds like someone got filtered by kino
>>214249862SG-1 is alright but it never climbs above "okay-tier" and Daniel Jackson is probably the worst Gary Stu self-insert character ever created in later seasons, kek
>>214249246Which episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is up tonight?
>>214249862There are a lot of things that I like about SG-1 but almost all of them happen after Share dies.
>>214249824>Riker>2Yeah you're retarded.
>>214250070I would let Riker feed and seed me. No Sneed or homo.
I want Kira Nerys to attach herself to me as a permanent cock and balls warmth and comfort containment unit. That is all.
>>214248958>it doesn't matterStopped reading, concession accepted
Computer run program Bashirfaggot Riker Cheesecake Factory 04. Keep absolutely all safety protocols engaged.
COMPUTER turn off that NOISE
>>214250325I can't even imagine the kind total faggot waste of life that doesn't enjoy Kai Winn.
>>214246594Fucking cowards refused to make Garak openly gay as if a straight man would have that personality and profession.
>>214250581There is nothing wrong with Garak being straight.People who try to force him gay are also the type of people who say "Spock is gay coded" and other retarded things.
>>214250657Riker is great, you've got shit taste and should pillow yourself
The only time I thought Garak might've been gay was seeing how he was with Tain in that one episode. But then they went ahead and made it stupid
>TOSKirk-Spock-Bones show>TNGPicard-Data-Worf show>DS9Sisko-Odo-Worf show>VOYJaneway-Doctor-Seven show>ENTArcher-T'pol-Trip show
>>214249616Genuinely psychotic choice, would absolutely watch the catastrophic repercussions though.
>>214250678>>214250729
Geordi might as well have been gay
>>214250804
>>214250325Kai Winn is an incredibly good villain, made and acted perfectly to be utterly loathsome. Nothing but my utmost respect for that actress.
>>214250752>Picard-Data-Worf????Maybe if you only count seasons 5-7, Worf got fuckall screentime before his dipshit son turned up.and he started banging Troi.
>>214250834Y'all cowards don't even smoke Ketracel White
>>214250895Dumb post. Worf episodes became a thing as early as season 2 and Klingon-centric episodes only grew in number from there.
Worf sucks in DS9 I can't think of one thing he did where I ever gave a single flying fuck. Martok on the other hand was based.
What a rude asshole
>>214249246i tried to find nudes of the blonde space hippy without any luck. I find it humorous that Gene hated Dune so much that he made Herbert an insult
>>214250752>Picard-Data-Worf showNo, Picard-Data show. Worf was tier 2 with Riker and Geordi.
>>214250979He cucks Jullian.
This is based as Fuck character writing.
>>214250952That fucking wrong though, you got like one two-parter and a scant few Klingon-adjacent episodes before season 5. Worf barely factored into most of them, with him being immediately disregarded due to discommendation or whatever other excuse was that week.
>>2142510101. You're dumb for putting Geordi's focus on the same level as Riker and Worf2. You're dumb for putting Riker's focus on the same level as Worf>>214251051Tard face.
What does Changeling slime taste like?
>>214251084>can't refute claim>resorts to ad hominemlike clockwork
>>214251115metallic
>>214251127>can't properly remember a series>write a bunch of time wasting bullshit>"why so mean"Moron
>>214251010Picard and Data got the most focus because they were the most interesting characters with the most versatile actors. I think Brent Spiner said something like “I took it as my cause to take the most boring character on paper and make him the most interesting character.”
the cutest and most precious alien of star trek
>>214251221I don't buy that whatsoever. Spiner did a great job portraying Data but it was the writers who made the character interesting. Also Data had the most potential for Star Trek storylines precisely because of his lack of humanity and want for it.
>>214250182can't seed a man doe
>>214251300>the cutest and most precious alien of star treki too love moopsy, he will drink your bones
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at this picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Morn. I've lost interest in all Lurians, besides him.Morn really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.
>>214251022They did Hayato too dirty.
>>214250983>murders an alien species before first contactHe should've been dishonorably discharged on the spot
>>214251719Tomino was cucked irl so he constantly inserts cuckolding and hatred of women into his works.
I reach that brother
I am going to be b&ned for being off topic and that is okay.
>>214249246>VOYkino of the highest order
Gumato?Mugato?Mugatu?
>>214250729that's his dad bro
>>214250935if you squint he looks like mickey rourke with cancer
>>214252207i didn't know that at the time. the older mentor and younger impressionable protegee who admires him was a really great setup for "gay stuff" for Garak and I was really into it
I ship these two way harder than I have ever shipped Garashir I would die for these retards.
>>214252236sorry sometimes I forget that due to your condition you find context to be difficult
>>214252144>I think so too.What a suckup
>>214252186Unironically one of Star Trek's all time greatest
>>214252595What a suckup
>>214252661What a suckup
Lower Decks is a fun and interesting show. Lower Decks is a fun and interesting show.
>>214252847Ransom just called them inertial "dampeners" I now hate this show.
>>214252847Okay but we're here to discuss Star Trek
Anyone have that edit of O'Brien looking like an Australian bloke?
Kes has always been sexier than 7of9 and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>214253179Going to need to be more specific
bwos....where we at? 28 minutes.
>>214253526It was an edit of this image, but his hair was long and curly, and the undershirt was cut out with chest hair. He might have had shades?I wish I still had it, but my old hard drive died.
>>214253584I don't think anyone has watched along with you
>>214253706well that's simply not true
uhhh bros???
>>214253584I'm here, brother.>>214253706Retard
Tonight's episode is Rules of Acquisition about the crossdressing Ferengi but not THAT episode about crossdressing Ferengi.
>>214253767All Quark is good QuarkI'm a Quarkhead
>>214253584I don't report in until Vic Mognona tells me to
Hey Paramount shills, be useful for once and relay to Christina Chong that her voice and accent make her perfect for covering Republica's "Drop Dead Gorgeous" on her next album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRtFnxwmM3M
/*** INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND DIONYSIAN SCOUTMASTER OF BOHEMIAN GROVE, VIC MIGNOGNA: ***/Team, good work on execution of The Plan. The interloper has been successfully tagged in his sleep and his movements are being monitored. Great DS9 watchalong at the top of the hour. Maintain open communications. The decryption key for today is NAGUS LATINUM. Praise be to Heroes and Icons. Have faith in The Plan. Death to the opposition. Don't forget the bake sale at the end of the month!/*** END TRANSMISSION ***/
>>214253914More like Drop Dead GORNgeous amirite???!!!
>>214253914I'd like to relay to Christina Chong that her body and face make her perfect for covering me
>>214253739How the fuck can he do dog fur but his own hair looks like that?
>>214254133Yeah, is doing a human face really harder than doing some crazy looking fucking bird?
>>214251077Ro wasn't on the show for the entire run. Try again.
>>214253706I watch but I don't post
Dax does a lot better when she's just talking about random stuff than when he's talking about Star Trek stuff, she's really weak at technobabble in particular. But her girl talk scenes with Kira are fine.Casting her as the "old man" that is Sisko's best friend was an absolutely insane choice.
>>214252847Damn straight it is!>>214253028Isn't that what they're called?>>214253691This one?
>>214254408Every time she says "Kurzon did XYZ, Kurzon was great at this, Kurzon loved that" I just wonder why we can't have Kurzon instead.
>>214254433Not quite but this one is very nice
>>214253724You're confusing that director with Miles Edward O'Brien.
>>214251077>Riker, Geordi and Bev inflated because they constantly say filler lines like repeating the captain's orders or random technobabbleDumb
I think The Nagus might be the quintessential comfy early DS9 episode. Wish we got more substitute teacher O'Brien
>>214254433I googled it and I guess they CAN be called dampeners but I'm used to them being called "dampers" on Star Trek. I'm zooming through this viewing of LD I'm on the season 4 episode episode about the planetary ring and the computer that runs the weather. I remember this is the Nick Locarno season. I'm a really big TOS fan, I prefer it over Berman Trek, and when you binge watch this it has a little more in common in its sci-fi storylines than it does with Berman Trek. I won't anger the soulless minions of orthodoxy by discussing LD beyond this comment. Basically cartoons allow for more crazy things to happen and more crazy things happened in general in the TOS era. Live Long and Prosper, Lower Decks fans.
>tfw no business savvy reverse-trap gf
The Nagus is incredibly based. DS9 can't stop winning with all the great side characters.
First Dominion mention!
>Quark discovered the Dominion before anyoneIncredible.
>>214255523So the invasion was HIS fault!
>>214255559Well...no, it's still Dukat's fault
So Quark, Rom AND Zek by the end of the series have pretty much all 180'd on all their stances on the issue as shown in this episode lol
>>214249246DS9 and VOY watchable without being embarrassed tonight. The others, eh. ENT is change the channel Xpac heat.AAAAAAH A FEMAAAAAALE
>>214254503you that cardassian public defender that wanted to lose, as a joke?
Wtf Quark don't turn down a devoted tomboy like that.
>>214250581His personality and profession on DS9 are fronts for nefarious activities. He becomes whatever he needs to be to suit the situation and contextually get away with most of it if caught. He can be gay in one episode and then violently asexual the next, doesn’t matter to him so long as a goal is accomplished.
Oh yeah, it's Doctor time
damn that FEEEEEEMALE was pretty cute
>>214255899She had a nice little ass.
Oh SHIT look at the size of those phaser arrays, mmmm mmmm
>the Kyrian holo- I mean genocide was greatly exaggerated Another accidentally redpilled VOY epi
This looks comfy as Fuck.
>>214256007>accidentally
>>214256051That's all I want. A runabout and a galaxy to explore. I really wouldn't even need to leave Federation territory. The only thing it truly lacks is a holodeck but that's okay maybe I can convert the aft cabin into one.
tuvok directed this episode
>>214244922goo sesh
>6 hour Star Trek day celebration Sundayinteresting, wonder what they'll show
>>214256194TWoK, SFS, TVH
>>214256194Announce Legacy.
>>214256155Tim Russ is bretty gudAlso I love Chakotay's hugely exaggerated tattoo, that's all he's known for
>>214256243Um sweatie that's been out for 20 years now
>>214256246>yeah, they had some kind of akoochemoya type guy with a big tattoo on his face...>anything else about him?>uh... nope
>Rick, when do I get to direct an episode?
>>214256284Fucking Kek! To this day the only actor that was refused to be allowed to direct an episode.
>>214256297Damn that's more kino than I thoughtI'll be watching
>>214256297>>214256194
>>214256284>>214256316To direct an episode, you had to basically enroll in Paramount's "directorial school." It was notoriously a lot of work and most of it had to be done after you were done shooting your scenes, or coming in on days off, etc.A lot of them only did one because they realized that directing is a pretty hefty workload. Picardo only did one and never did it again for that reason.
>>214256297Oh shit, time to pick up an antenna from Best Buy
>>214249246SNW Bros, this is what we watching at 12:00AM tonight instead of Enterprise
>>214256133Based on your social credit score, you will get nothing but a drab apartment in a brutalist Federation housing development.
>>214256297They should play the 30th anniversary special. It's cringekino.
>SNW bros...
>A LIVING WITNESS
>>214256284There were a lot of actors who didn't do the Paramount directing tutorial course.Might be wrong but I'm pretty sure Marina Sirtis never directed an episode, or Janeway, or Beltran. Did Michael Dorn direct one? I'm not sure if Spiner did either.
what was the WORST Q episode?
>[Chakotay] earn your rank for onceThat part wasn't a fabrication!
>>214256486Undoubtedly that DS9 abortion.
>>214256486the ds9 one
>>214256486l need to watch the Picard one to be sure
>>214256486Its the 2nd best Robin Hood ever filmed you dumb retard
>>214256345That actually sounds kinda fun and interesting, but then again I'm not an actor or anything.
>>214256579I was in a tv show once
>>214256007>uhhhh yeah we extrapolated from crashed debris that 6 million j- I mean 2 million Kyrians perished yeah that's right
>>214256486>>214256511>>214256512No no no, the worst HAS to be, by definition, the Riker recap episode at the end of season 1. Flashbacks interspersed with Pulaski and Troi repeating the same dialogue over and over. It's physical painful to try to actually sit through the entire thing and not skim to the end.
>>214250752>DS9>Sisko-Odo-Worf showSisko-Odo-Quark-Garak-Worf show
>>214256652>Q episodeFucking retard
>>214256685Q is in the recap, mon frere.
>>214256696
>>214256652that wasnt a q episode grok
>>214256511Unfair to abortions. You can fap to an abortion. The DS9 Q/Vash episode has NO redeemable value.>>214256595>I was in a tv show onceTo Catch a Predator doesn't count
>DS9>Weyoun-4-5-6-7-8 show
>>214250581I am not enjoying this, Bashir, I am doing this for Cardassia. It's not gay if you say For Cardassia afterwards. Say it, Bashir, say "For Cardassia". Say it, bro! You gotta say it!>>214255778But he was exiled. His nefarious activities was to not be an Obsidian Order operative. Why was he working Bashir for information if 1. it served no purpose and 2. he never used that information for anything? Was he just LARPing? Old habits die hard? Was he just trying to gaslight Bashir into thinking he liked snakes? Was it a new sales campaign?
>>214256847>But he was exiled. His nefarious activities was to not be an Obsidian Order operativeyou've never heard of a cover identity? signature reduction/identity management? the exile was a pretense for him to be a leave-behind listening post after the cardassians abandoned the station
something about Data dating human women doesnt sit right with me
>>214256761
>>214256905Data got laid more than Picard
Loving this Fucking crew!
>>214256879But if you finish watching the show you'll learn that he really was exiled, it wasn't a cover, a fellow snake tried to kill him over it, his dad wanted him to burn in hell. Sure he was also giving out information as a side-gig, but he really was disgraced, unless all those episodes where he goes "Boy howdy I sure do hate being a disgraced." were all to further his cover, even when only the audience was watching.
>>214256924Would you mind using a trip so I can filter you?
>>214256652I like that episode...
>>214256939He was exiled by his father and it was real but both he and Garak knew it wasn't real real.
>>214256939did you ever consider that he remained a true patriot acting in the best interests of Cardassia as he could? he even has kind of a mental breakdown later when he feel like he's betrayed them
>>214256992>He was exiled by his fathersame
Hey, it's cold out there in space.
How the FUCK are these things building Warp capable ships and inventing such tech!?
>>214257087>inventing such tech!?Good morning
the adventures of young Picard tv show greenlit
>>214256992So just like he was pretending to be gay for kicks, he was also deep undercover as kill-on-sight for the rest of Cardassia for kicks. That explains everything, the man liked to live dangerously.>>214256993So despite not being employed by the Obsidian Order, in a show of great patriotism, he pretended to be gay to work for the Order's interests. He then went on to sabotage Dukat's orphan shenanigans for the glory of Cardassia.(That was before they rewrote him from spy to exile, so that actually tracks.)
Fags literally have to inject their faggotry into everything. Kys
>>214257215Don't be such a bigoty wiggoty.
>>214257204he never pretended to be gay also his beef with Dukat is personal but you could also argue diminishing his power is also in the best interests of Cardassia since he's a delusional narcissist but what Garak couldn't have known is that once he was totally out he would just go to the Dominion and sell out not only Cardassia but the entire quadrant directly but I'll give him a pass on that
>>214257204He doesn't have to be directly employed by the order. His dad is the leader of it and yes everyone else had to think it was legit. He was exiled. 100%. But he and his father knew he would remain the eyes and ears of the order while on DS9 and that one day his father would bring him back to his side. It was a harsh, ruthless role but that's how Garak has always lived under his father.
Why did he sit like this, that's what I want to knowI've been watching random TOS episodes (for the first time), should I skip the third season altogether?
>>214257472don't ever skip anything in Star Trek except the A plot of Meridian
>>214257472S3 is a campy mess but it has its moments and the camp has a certain charm.
New ep of SNW is up
>>214257762I was gonna say no, but then I realized you weren't talking about SNW.
>>214257778Reminds me of the old SNL sketch:What's that? It's Ortegas
>>214257516Can't say I understand why people hate Meridian so much. Its basically inoffensive.
Spock's Brain being bad is a meme
>>214257901it's boring. literally was putting me to sleep the first time I watched it. Dax is horrible and the entire premise is so fucking stupid. you don't really watch it as much as just wait for it to be over. or cut back to the B plot. i don't get how such a weak concept ever actually got made into a show
>>214246415Mayweather and the tsundere freighter who wanted to genocide the Nausicaans
I don't even care for Enterprise that much, but the finale is so disrespectful that it makes me seethe evrytim.
>>214257949why the long face
>>214257962Rick "Let's Make it About All Berman Trek" BermanShould've just given ENT the send off it deservedKilling Trip is so goddamn stupid it hurts
>>214257947Yeah I just don't hate it as much as you I guess.
>>214258014killing him was stupid but even in the context of the stupid episode the actual way he died and why made absolutely no sense
>>214257932I wouldn't call it bad but it certainly isn't that great. They played the "Spock is injured oh no" card a few too many times.
>>214257845So this episode seems like it's basically The Martian starring Ortegas. Doesn't seem like there's any room for La'an to dance in this episode. Sad. That's literally all I watch for. Overall a more dramatic episode than many we've gotten this season though. Neat effects on Ortegas's asteroid. Practically cinematic. I'll spare you guys anymore SNW posts from me. Oh shit she's trapped on the asteroid with a Gorn. Of course. Hah. Decent twist. Kill it and eat it Ortegas!
>>214258014>>214258045That's bad enough, but you know what really pisses me off? There's all this buildup to Archer's big speech. Watershed moment in history and all that. He takes the stage and>holodeck end program
>>214247156trying too hard, Seth
>>214257238Honest question what the FUCK is this human being supposed to be? Formerly male? Formerly female? I literally can't even tell. It's a grotesque abomination
>>214258339looks like the average crackhead female I see working in walmart
>Ortegas is a huge fan of Travis MayweatherSNW is based!
>>214258398It didn't help that this creature was romantically involved in STD with another It's Pat creature. I'm a simple guy from a small town I don't see these creatures in day to day life. I didn't know who was supposed to be the male and who was the female. I was so confused. Fuck STD.
>>214244922Worf was the first LGBT Klingon.
>>214258339What race is it?
>>214258462No I'm talking in real life. I genuinely can't tell. It's just a thing. In STD I think it was a Trill.
>>214257087TOS Gorn are the white pioneers of their species. SNW are the, well, take a guess.
>>214248215The host isn't immortal.
>>214256403Those faggots don't appear in Based New Worlds though, they had already died of AIDS by that point. The only queer in this show is a sexy girl with a cracking arse.
>>214257087I ask the same thing about Worf's "Handsome Race" fish species.
>>214258138The Metrons???? Ok SNW damn you crazy
>>214258762What is it with Metrons and Gorn?
>>214258808In this episode it's basically the same as in the other one "two barbaric species can they ever achieve peace??" Just a girlboss Mary Sue version of the original Kirk Gorn episode. It just strikes me as funny when some acid trip idea from an episode 60 years ago like the Metrons makes it into a 2025 episode. It's why I don't hate LD. I feel like a sentient volcano is as much Star Trek as Data adjusting shield harmonics.
one is literally magic and the other is technobabble, they are not the same
>>214258762Is this where the Metrons take inspiration to do Arena years later?
>>214258138Do you think she could form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
>>214258985And yet they have both coexisted in the Final Frontier since the beginning of Star Trek. Explain the Organians ability to disable weapons on ships throughout the quadrant with just their minds. Or when the Talosians make that fake admiral appear in Menagerie from light years away. Or just general telepathy. Magic is just science we don't understand yet. Not that it matters. The fictional universe of Star Trek not even including nuTrek features tons and tons of magic shit. And no, I'm not the guy who you usually debate with. Just heading that off at the pass. And I'm not interested in a debate. This is it for you Mr "I Think Not Giving Yous Is Some Kind Of Insanely Brutal Punishment." It's not. I don't care. If I cared about validation I'd be somewhere chasing upvotes.
wheres the watchalong
>>214259063That's definitely the implication in the ending. La'an kills Ortegas's Gorn friend because she doesn't know they're friends and it's a fucking Gorn, so the Metrons appear at the very end and talk about needing "further experiments."
>>214259076I'll be honest I fell asleep watching The Martian. Is there a rudimentary lathe?
>>214257962One service the Enterprise finale performs is it almost makes you forget how fucking bad the DS9 and Voyager also wereNu Trek of all things has a perfect finale record so far in comparison
>>214256905Idk why the crew all encouraged him to date a woman. Are they stupid?
>>214259165Galaxy Quest is required viewing for /trek/, come back in two hours once you've rectified that
>>214259128What is this? Enemy Mine and TNG The Enemy?
>>214259250They did it as a joke. You just know the other senior staff are laughing behind his back about it.
>>214248185>Terry read for the part and suckedIsn't that the standard process?
>>214248076It's specifically a Jadzia problem rather than Ezri because they never actually gave her a character, she's completely defined by her previous hosts, it's all Curzon this and that, Klingon LARPing, etc. Funnily enough, a recent game had a take on idea - one of it's supporting characters was a Trill engineer who hates Symbiotes because her twin sister was joined, and the Symbiote became such a dominant influence that her personalty changed to the point she drifted away from the family before eventually ghosting them entirely.
>>214259322I met this vety cute girl at a bar who said this was her favorite movie.
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>>214245542Pulaski is so fucking great.shit that reminds me though I REALLY want to get my hands on the ebooks gates narrated thovery nice voiceshe makes a better mommy than an officer
>>214245863>men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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>>214259586Is she single?
>>214259636I never ask.
>>214250325But Kai Winn is based. Marvelous performance. There's nothing more of a retarded NPC meme than "Reee i hate the character because she's an antagonist to the other characters".
>>214250581Making Garak gay is the lamest shit. It cheapens the character, it makes his corruption merely sexual rather than challengingly philosophical.
>>214259712I find her character poorly done because she does all of these illegal plots and Sisko acts like he can never find proof that she was involved when really he could.
>>214259712I mean, there's a fine line between a character being completely unlikable and "nigga ya love to hate" but I think she pretty much nailed the latter
>>214251317It's interesting that Spiner is so damn good at portraying Data as the android, but hated it as an actor, and desperately wanted to "grow" out of the typecast, and was abysmal every time he tried. Masaka fucking shit! I still like that episode tho, comfy guilty pleasure
>>214256018Kek saved for later political usage
>>214259109>this entire schizophrenic paragraphI think you're confusing me for someone else, schizoid.
>>214259750If I remember right Spiner has admitted Masks was a mess but it was because the episode was made on such short notice and was under-directed to the point that a lot of what went on was borderline improv.
>>214259712Plus you just know she'd ride your dick til it snapped off.
>>214259750>>214259897I think Masks gets too much hate and the actors did a brilliant job with the material, particularly Stewart who was phenomenal as always.
Masks? More like ass
This is canon because I said so.
>>214259977I like Masks, but Spiner's later Lore appearances, and his movie "emotion chip" acting are abominable.
why did they made laan a khan descendant again? as far as i can tell she's average in all respects, just a little autistic, but that's not unusable for a military woman. like what's the purpose? she was stigmatized? how? khan was a tanned spaniard, she's a pasty asian woman, you literally wouldn't be able to tell by looks. are bullies looking up people's genealogies in the future? why not change your name to something less provocative than jane machiavelli superhitler esquire? this whole character backstory is dumb and wasted
>>214260721It's not canon. Spock just forgot about her when they brought Khan aboard? Fuck ooooooooooff.
Someone who's been going through TNG for the first time, I just got to SchismsThe noises the aliens made to communicate made me want to bash my head into the wall even though it'd been a good episode up until that pointPlease tell me these fucks don't return because they seriously ruined my enjoyment
They were really dedicated to the bit
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