Previously on /dex/ - >>214316597
gigiblasting
I liked the part where Dexter looked at the camera and said.>Ok fine I get it, I'll keep playing Dexter, we even cancelled Original Sin because you didn't like that I was in it only in voice over. Okay? is this good enough for you, are you happy now?
sex with deb
so is the new series any good?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757181497461904.webmThoughts?
Repostan Am I the retarded one for thinking Batista was suddenly switched the fuck on for a few episodes there and actually presenting a threat before the show pivoted and was like "wait no - he's retarded as fuck and also this hyper autistic cop will now ignore plausible theories now even though she's stated to be an absolute die hard for her hunches" because they're coming from a cop from miami (quinn/dexters testimony about him not withstanding)Cos really why is she taking Dexs opinion on board when his dad is an alleged serial killer and his son is her number 1 suspect?Like really?ALSO - for Hannah being the ultimate love of dexs life she sure didn't get any fanfare, I wonder why
>>214330599too estrogenated
someone post the rare doakes memes hes literally me
>SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT DEX WAS GONNA ROLL ME
>>214330599A spinoff?
>I'm Dexter Morgan bitch!Guess I should've expected a mid ending when they have guaranteed 3 seasons
>>214330599This webm sucks balls and dicks, the important part is, why does the file say that she is active?
>Comes in>threatens Dexter and Harrison>Looks insane to the NY cops>Dieat least he's getting Laguerta blowjobs in the afterlife.
>>214330587She should've had hairy pits in both shows.
will we get a spinoff about the ice truck killer? he was kino
>>214330665Because Midge is a busy man and hasn't updated all his cereal killer files yet, that for some reason he keeps in paper form, unencrypted, requiring physical access to change, can be easily stolen e.g. by Dexter.
Sign the petition bros
Lumen in the next season
>>214330801donetogether we WILL end the family court racket once and for all
>>214330801have petitions ever accomplished anything?
>>214330888I can't tell if this is how an actual autist would act or just how the writer imagined it. I think an autist would be worse at dancing, and be more offensive / ignorant of their setting.
>>214330621It's a recurring theme, anytime a law enforcement antagonist takes the Dexter route(aka going behind the law), they fail miserably and look like a fool. Doakes was tailing Dex unsupervised, got suspended, then got caught by Dex. Laguerta starts to investigate him too unofficially/off the clock, using underhanded methods, she ends up looking insane and like a fool, and all because Doakes was doing the same thing. If Doakes were to do everything properly and not try and run away, and if Laguerta didn't hide calls from him, they would likely have caught Dexter or forced him to escape Miami. Same thing happens with Batista, he lies to people he is trying to convince, then gives vague evidence looking like a complete fool and a nutjob. It could work on Miami Metro, since the third time is a charm, but again, he is tied to Laputa too, and this time those cops aren't his buddies, they don't know him at all. On top of that NY is a busy place, they don't want to chase the tail of a killer that hasn't been active for 10 years and supposedly dead. As for Harrison, there isn't enough evidence that would stick to him. Oh he was seen with that guy drunk? I guess he murdered him, as if rich assholes don't get targeted all the time.
>>214330801It wasn't great honestly, but i still enjoyed being back at Miami Metro Homicide.I wonder what plans they had for the blonde, Dexter's boss, she's not in the main series so she would either die or go work somehwere else after something happens.There was also a big possibility they would fuck something up, there's only so much you can show in a prequel.
>>214330888useless: the character
>>214330599Actors begging for more work is pathetic. Almost as pathetic as actors turning into interviewers, the asian was on that X-men show.
>>214330771He updated the canton clubbers file though(the one Mia kills in the parking lot)
Who will be Dexter's new love subject? Maybe autisto detective even?In original series he couldn't go single for 1 episode so weird to see him alone in this
>Dios mio! I better warn them about Dexter! He's a serial killer that only kills EVIL people! I have to save these INNOCENT people! OH NOOO THEY'RE THE EVIL ONES!!
>>214331428He also added the photo of Charley Brown bribing the prison guard to kill Mia. Must be really time-consuming for Prater to do all this shit for himself.
>>214330599wait she's alive, how
>>214331674Given his love for serial killers he must like it.But yeah Lady V is 1000% alive and will come back, only the bribed cop checked her pulse.
>>214331526they've been trying to recreate "Hello Dexter Morgan" too often. had that with Batista this season too.
>>214330771lol it's so nonsensical. why would he even keep that shit in that room
>>214331742>why would he keep the serial killer stuff in the serial killer room in his most protected safe??????
The only Dexter I've actually watched are the last two episodes of this season.He doesn't really seem to feel any consequence for getting his old friend killed, or the black guy.Like he talks to his imaginary friends and he's all good?
Sex with Gigi
>>214331872i should say I get he's a psychopath, i just mean narratively
>>214331882oral sex?
>>214330946Yes, petitions can work. For example: Snyder Cut (on HBO Max), Lucifer (Netflix), and Brooklyn Nine-Nine (NBC) were revived after fan hashtags and petitions.
>>214331872why would you only watch the last 2 epsalso it was batistas fault, dexter warned him in a really non friendly way
>>214331619when did this turn into marvel slop?
>>214332047The name of the episode is "And Justice For All".Justice for all except the people he has heartlessly framed for his own deeds, or sacrificed to achieve them.His sense of Justice is just kind of retarded, not warped or corrupted.>why would you only watch the last 2 epsbecause i dont have time to watch all tv schlock, and Dexter has recently reentered the memetosphere
>>214331741Dexter saves his life. Still try to kill him. wtf exactly is his problem?
>>214332191Idk the fact that Dexter ruined his life and got him there because he's a psychopath serial killer?
>>214332191He was just jealous
>>214332079
>>214332193what a jerk
>>214332193Harrison would be way more interesting if he was always (badly) acting like he was in mgs>randomly dropping to the ground and crawling across the floor>doing his best impression of David Hayter when he speaks>calling Dexter "Boss">randomly monologuing about the nature of war and killing>suggesting nanomachines as the answer to every problem they come across
>>214332250A ghost knocked that waitress down blame the ghost
>>214332275Harrison can be Raiden
>>214332324you're a mongoloid (retard) :^)
>>214330553
>>214330801They know the show was popular. So a petition means nothing. They canceled it anyway.
>>214331404>the asian was on that X-men show.is she not the podcaster from new blood?
>>214332551It was popular enough to greenlight a sequel, but then it was canceled for two reasons. First, the executives thought audiences were too dumb for two Dexter series, and second, they want to use the sets from Original Sin for Resurrection.
>>214332584>the executives thought audiences were too dumb for two Dexter seriesThey were right.
>>214330668>Worked with Dexter and has known him for over 30 years.>Prime suspect of the murder of the rapist in the hotel was Harrison, the son of Batista's suspect>Israeli bitch still thinks he's crazyBatista was retarded this season but so was the Israeli autist>Laguerta blowjobs in the afterlife.Unfortunately for him, Laguerta is in hell.
>>214332551Popular enough to have positive ratings and have a second season greenlit. That's not bad considering the slop made these days.
is batista going to get something?
>>214330740Original Sin had a lot of Brian backstory and even got a good look alike actor, then it was cancelled. If that gets cancelled no chance the Ice Truck killer gets a spin-off. I don't know how a spin-off for Brian and Arthur would work anyway unless it's a Hannibal situation where the cops are the main characters too, because it's hard to get the audience to root for the killer that kills innocents with no remorse, unlike Dexter who is an anti-hero.
>>214332749>>214332705
>>214332749Slop is a real word. It refers to something of very poor quality. Go fuck yourself, crybaby.
>>214330801I want the show to continue as long as it Michael C. Hall doesn't get burnt out on the franchise. He's very passionate about the character but he's also getting old, they need to use their time with him wisely. I really do think it only needs a second season that just leads up to Harry dying.
>>214332798this u bud
>>214332822
>>214332584> they want to use the sets from Original Sin for Resurrection.what does that mean? I would assume indoor scenes where it's not really apparent whether they're in Miami or New York.
>>214332822>ai slopfound the zoomer
>>214330971I remember liking that song a lot as a kid and would have my toys dance to it, and at worst I'm slightly on the spectrum. Now imagine her.
>>214331438Bring back Lila from the dead, she's still hot. >"Dextah!"
>>214331428I'm wondering when the clubber died.It looked like days before the meeting?So he got the yearly invite, got the 100K in cash, went and blew it all, asked and then demanded more, and got beaten to death.Seems rather stupid and impulsive on his part.Good riddance.
>>214332903
>>214332999kill yourself,rajeet
>>214331742Charley hated the room, and I doubt she had access to it.Seems like a good place to keep damning evidence on your assassin/enforcer.
>>214332738
>>214331619>Sees how evil Prater is>instead of working with Dexter to take down Prater after he frees him, tries to kill Dexter instead>Now everyone else is alive except him
>>214332797nigger, mid and slop mean two different things and both are in use
>>214331692The initial theory was Leon helped her fake her death so she can get out of prison. But after seeing how Prater considers the killers disposable and his confidentiality is more important, that seems very unlikely. It would be an asspull to bring her back.
>>214332220Dexter minding his own business and killing killers is not ruining his life. Not his fault they keep meddling with his business. Dexter seems to think so too, he didn't ego about his actions getting people killed like he used to before.
>>214333145He killed his coworker and his ex-wife
>>214332509He's just like us !!!
>>214333054hey fag youre actively missing an obvious point. all those words are the internet sheep slang of teh day filler word for 'bad'. they might Sound good to say in the moment and make you feel rigteous and cool and above it all, but it's a signal of a sheep mind if you have adopted these terms permanently into your vocabulary
>>214331713Prater cared more about protecting himself, he didn't value their lives that much to risk helping her escape from prison. She got caught and was a liability.
>>214333177>retard uses false assumptions to prove some retarded pointSAD
>>214331882disgusting she/her liberal style
>>214333200im being very serious when I say: No, YOU
>>214331978>Dexter lost his virginity to a black girlgross
>>214333212I just hate how they show it off non stop. I guess it's just powerful
>>214333277When girls have hairy arm pits. they always make you know they do. like it's some sort of war cryregardless. disgusting
>>214333165>languages never ever changeWhen you say goodbye I hope you say "god be with you" and speak in Victorian script without a care for actual spelling like old English used to. You don't wanna talk like some fucking zoomer do you? >NOOOOOOO ONLY WORDS I DONT LIKE CANT BE USED BUT I CAN USE ANY ARBITRARY ONES I WANT REEEEEEEYeah I know. Fuck off, retard. 2/10 for making me reply.
>>214333300>>214333277>>214333242>214333242>>214333241>>214331882more for me, faggots
>>214332673The Rxasaurus guy is technically right. It would raise suspicions that it's empty, but they don't know at what point it was removed because they've never seen the room. BHB doesn't shoot people, Prater's prints are on the gun, and they don't even know Prater has been murdered and cut up. He's just missing.
>>214330504so did jonah end up being the ripper?
>>214333177i thought mid meant average
>>214333334>>214333333
>>214331882Jesus I love this hairy whore so much.
>>214333384Your concession is accepted.
>>214333163Dexter was going to frame Doakes but Lila killed him, Dexter was planning on killing LaGuerta until Debbra killed her, but there's no telling he wasn't going to back down at the last second like he has many times.
>>214333339No, he isn't. Batista comes telling Autist that Dexter is BHB.Prater is missing, Batista dead, Prater has a shrine to every serial killer in his vault. The only podium missing something is the BHB's labelled "BHB Blood Slides"Either Prater took the blood slides and btfo, or someone else took them. But slides were there.
>>214333165Zoomers aren't even known for saying slop, they say mid, rizz, ahh instead of ass, chopped, etc. Pick your battles.
>>214333423It doesn't matter, they're dead because of him.
>>214333453>ahh instead of assI think this is more of a gen alpha thing. Zoomers are 1995-2008.
Why can't Harrison stop eating that coal burner's twat?
>>214333231POOINTHELOO
>>214333456It's like if I looked both ways before jaywalking on a busy street, then someone followed me and got hit by a car and died. You're facing the consequences of your own actions. Dexter warned them to back off and they wouldn't listen.
>>214333735>performing oral sex on a woman makes you a cuckold and homosexual interesting
>>214333735I'm surprised the last scene with them they were eating cereal instead of Harrison eating cooter.
What is your favorite Dexter kill? One of mine is when he confronts the shrink who was influencing all those roasties to an hero'ing
>>214332193What happened to his latina milf girlfriend ???
>>214333941yeah. watched this the other night. hated the smug fucker
>>214333339The knife Dexter used on Prater was on a display too, and is gone.The crockery was smashed too.There's more than just the BHB stuff damaged or missing.
>>214331341No, that's your mom
>>214331438Astor is his final ship, and Cody his final enemy.
>>214333941This guy made me want to become a psychologist. Seemed so fun. Not the making women kill themselves part but how he figured out Dexter in a way and helped him so casuallyThen I went there and it was literal bullshit pseudoscience crap filled with literally insane leftist women so i just dropped. And this was 15 years ago. I can't imagine how bad it is nowTo this day I still remember this fuckers name. Dr Emmet Meridian. season 1 was top kino
>>214333053He knew he was dead regardless, so all he cared about was killing Dexter before he died.>>214333968She friendzoned him but they're still friends.>>214333447I initially thought the same as you after watching it yesterday, but thinking about it again, they could just write it so the cops think Prater took the blood slides because Batista told him about his Dexter theory and Prater wants to meet Dexter. It would still be kind of sloppy writing, but I wouldn't care that much.
>>214333941when he asked smuggler couple what love is, full autist mode
>>214330504Aight who is Don Framt?
>>214334069president of the united states of america
>>214334038Cody and Harrison should fight who is the better son of Dexter>I am his biological son!!>yeah well he took me to the beach 50 times!!
>>214334069Realistically even the writers didn't decide yet and they left it open enough to either be a completely new character's real name or a returning/new character using an alias.
>>214333977Spot on
>>214331438Dexter will take Astor's virginity.
Remind me again why Harrison had to kneel when he was in the wine cellar with Dexter and Prater?
>>214334056Why would they write it that way? They clearly are going to have the autismo cop start looking into Dexter and it's going to be sparked by the slides missing. This show is only going to run for 3 seasons.
>>214334189Yeah her character is pointless unless she starts chasing dexter
>>214334189I meant that when I watched it yesterday I thought it was bad writing that Dexter wouldn't immediately think it looks suspicious for the BHB stuff to be gone
>>214334281Rule #1 actually dictate that it was more important that he put Batista in the bag than Prater but he didn't do that because ???
>>214334179Because Prater was a midget
>>214334281>I thought it was bad writingThat's the trademark of this garbage What's with all the deleted posts? Its almost as if this general is full of reddit tourists who suck mod cock.
>>214330504Damn Resurrection was just as half baked as New Blood. I was optimistic because it started decently enough but holy shit what a mess these last couple episodes were.
wait so who was the ripper???
>>214334434Dexter's twin brother
>>214334450bro is ded
>>214334486No. he was in the beginning of the last episode
>>214334486There's a twin brother we haven't been introduced to yet. He was separated at birth and kidnapped by a religious cult.
>>214334434Gemini's other brother that works alone.
>>214334576My name is Dexter......Dexter Morgan
Don Framt is an anagram for:>Daft Norm>Mad Front>Damn FortCould any of these lead to the identity of the New York Ripper?
>>214334576No need to roll. I'll literally solo any of the scrawny twinks or fat fucking shits on this board.
>>214334576I'm screwed
>>214334597>>214334599>charley's gonna hunt charleywhy does it sound hot
>>214334486>bro is dedZoomer nigger scum
>>214334617Okay tough guy
>>214334610It's Jonah let's be real
Anyone got the side armpit hair sex scene to post on /gif/?
>>214334434black landlord
>>214334308yeah idk why dexter did what he did, exposing prater. there was no reason for that and was dangerous, what if prater had footage of the sessions and the cops find that. he should have just killed prater, disposed of him and then disposed of batista's body.
>>214334610Shut the fuck up faggot
>>214334668ok how you know?
>>214334689>we know his voice>we know his name>GUYS!!! it's the detectivehe's not
>>214334669The world would be better off with you dead.
>>214334708>fake identities and voice don't existbro....dexter does both constantly
>>214334434Me....I mean......DAMMIT I'LL KILL YOU
>>214330817In the second book, Doakes gets mostly disassembled by the main villain. He is then later repaired, and is affectionately referred to Cyber-Doakes by the community. He has to clang around on prosthetics and had his tongue cut out so he uses a little speech box which becomes rather comedic. He also still vehemently hates Dexter even though Dexter was the one who saved what was left of him.
>>214334708Woah! James Doakes was the Bay Harbor Butcher??
>>214334689He stands by it in the vault too
>>214334701Cuz the writers didn't bother giving the Ripper an identity so the fans came up with a solution. It isn't only a callback, it serves as motivation for Harrison - their worse character atm, he's got nothing to do.
>>214332250The jerk bit was when he likely got his black friend who got him the job in the first place fired for smoking weed
>>214330630In a cargo box?
>>214334418It was shit from episode 1>Hey you miraculously survived getting shot and bleeding out in the cold>Here's memberberries ghosts!!! Remember Trinity??? Remember Miguel??? Can't forget Doakes he was epic!!!>Oh BTW Angela completely dropped investigating you at all even though you murdered an innocent police officer lolWe're watching for Michael C. Hall and how retarded the story is, dont for a second pretend any of it is great or that it "showed promise" though
>>214334931Blackie shouldn't have been there in the first place.
>>214334992I mean who sits in a kitchen smoking weed like that?
>>214334988The redditfags and zoomers who jumped on the bandwagon are genuinely too stupid to understand this.
>>214334988Technically Logan killed himself by dropping his whole weight against the bar on his neck
>>214330504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czQSIhvY4M0I want to be him bros...
>>214334853If it turns out that the partner has been the Ripper, and Don Framt is merely his assumed identity that was used for Prater, and that he changed his name and got a job in the NYPD, eventually working his way to detective and is attached to the autist detective, I don't know if I will clap or be angry.Hell, he could be using his position as a detective to enable his killing, but in different ways so there is not a pattern discernible by Prater, and just be fucking with his autistic partner to wind her up by making the phone calls to the families to wind them up.The Ripper stopped killing. Charley has been hunting serial killers. Charley found the Ripper, and Charley has been employed by Prater for eight years.Perhaps the Ripper quit Ripping, after discovery, scared him maybe, and went into law enforcement, and now makes cash being one of Leon's informants. Meanwhile he's getting his jollies with random kills not linked, made detective in just a few years with Prater's influence, and is playing his own Dexter style game in New York.Am I asspulling or does this sound possible?
>>214335020That nig was joyriding in people's cars as well. The miget having such lax hiring practices is just more retarded dexter garbage.
remember when he killed at the shooting range
>>214334988Remember when Dexter was unadulterated kino?https://youtu.be/nnWW7mCJK-k?si=B3eQAhF4u6xWGkV2
the ripper is the guy that charlie hired to kill mia, he got kicked out of the group for his gambling problem but still helps out from time to time
>>214334988>>214334418What if instead of Dexter miraculously surviving getting shot and then hijacking Red's persona, Prater instead travels to Alaska hearing from someone that the Bay Harbor Butcher was there and then saves Dexter for his collection with a team of 'specialists'.
>>214335405meant for >>214335106
>>214335106I guess it could serve as a parallel to Dexter. The only thing I believe is that they hadn't made up their minds on the Ripper's identity
>>214333339There's a lot of red flags in the room. I think it will mostly look suspicious to captain austismo and her partner (and maybe Quinn) since Batista has been pushing that Dexter is the BHB to them and that he's a master manipulator, he could of easily framed it so Prater did all of this and escaped. If Quinn sold the memorabilia to Prater or knows the guy that did, that will make him suspicious on why the blood slides are missing (also just knowing Dexter as well). I think one big question they will have is why did the alarm go off? If it was Prater that killed Bastista and ran off, he could of easily hid the body in the room and left it there. Sounding the alarm for everyone to see would only tank his reputation and make him suspect #1. Someone else intervened.
>>214335462I guess you could shut the fuck up, but you wont.
Why did the show come up with M99 anyways? Why not just do the noose?
>>214335515why so mad lol
>>214330599"Please guys give me another job I can be the robo-doakes that never got to be real Prater is rich and probably could have made this happen. At least make me appear in Dexters mind when he is researching how to kill more killers. Nose jobs aren't cheap you know"
>>214335462I mean, I just had to go look his name up.His name is Oliva.If he's now killing without a pattern to avoid further attention from Prater to pretend to be retired, he's leaving no new clues to be discovered by the police.It sorta makes sense for him to quit a pattern type killing after Charley finds him.Use Prater's money, become a cop, solve a few cases by pinning his own killings on a few people using evidence he had, be an exemplary officer, get promoted to detective through Prater's influence because he feeds Prater information from the NYPD on killings to help Charley find MORE serial killers...And then the cherry on the top, through Olivas own merit or maybe Prater string pulling, he gets assigned to be Claudette's partner where he can fuck with the one person on the police force who has a chance to unmask him by monkeying with her brain and winding her up if she ever starts getting close or even just for laughs.This idea has merit.
>>214330621He let la Pasion take over himWe make a lot of mistakes in the heat of la pasion
anybody read the books? I got the first one and it read like a YA novel - chapters are super short and always end with a twist (granted I already knew almost everything from seeing Season 1, but it feels gimmicky and poor to write the same way over and over). I know they diverge from the show hard after the first but if they're all just bite sized and schlocky I won't get the rest.
>>214335793wellllllll there's a reason why the show barely follows the books
>>214335793>if they're all just bite sized and schlocky I won't get the rest.They are. I enjoy them for what they are, but HEAVILY recommend consuming them as audiobooks rather than actual books. There are better things to read.The author narrates the audiobooks though, and the cheap schlock is exactly the kind of thing I want to consume while driving.
>>214335828I mean there is but that's not it. The reason is that the Dexter from the books isn't appropriate for TV. He's not a likeable protagonist.
>>214333339>>214332673We do have the issue of whether or not Prater would have had access to the evidence or was getting ready to receive it and didn't have it yetIm assuming Dexter touching everything and leaving his fingerprints definitely will play into this>>214332738A Cubano called La Pasion that will have a little edible fedora on top of it and two slices of pickle because he is extra salty about Dexter
>>214335854Similar thing with American Psycho, reading the book makes the movie look PG by comparison. Book Dexter implies a lot of torture where show Dexter is rarely, if ever, shown doing anything other than a cut for the blood slide and the killing stroke. Just different mediums where describing something awful is not as taboo as trying to show it.
>>214330599on one hand it would be retarded to bring her back but that also means we get to see this bitch die again so atleast thats good .
>>214330640before the show ended she was teasing in interviews how there are talks everyday about her getting a spin off but im guessing thats canned now cause of the merger . the old ceo wanted to the make dexter like the MCU with like 10 shows . there was a trinity prequel in the works as well but im guessing all thats canned now alongside original sin and that they will only work on resurrection now
>>214330599would be cringe and flop
>tfw you will never be as hyped as Dexter when "tonight's the night"do I serialkillermaxx IRL or is it just over?
Tonights the night..... to watch something else=(
>>214336718I just restarted the original since it's been ages. it's comfy mode
>>214335873>Dexter touching everything and leaving his fingerprints definitely will play into thisWe seem him rub his prints off everything. Knowing how smart Dexter is how much plot armor he is, it's up the writers to decide if he made a mistake or not. At this point we should know our logic doesn't automatically translate into the a show and it's all just based on what the writers want to happen.
>>214330801Original Sin was like watching a porn parody without the porn
>>214334056>He knew he was dead regardless, so all he cared about was killing Dexter before he died.They were at a disadvantage but the odds weren't against them that much. It was just a midget with a gun and unarmed Charley, vs him and Dexter who is on his side. They had cover and tools to utilize, and a midget has never even shot anyone.
TOTAL MIDGE DEATH
>>214334179kek I thought he may have been standing on some steps. It's funny how we don't get to see how we reached that situation, which seems intentional. Prater would have to aim the gun at Harrison then tell him to kneel so he can put it against his head.
>>214336733Same. I havent watched any of the new Dexters, and stopped watching the oringal series mid season 5. So I'm gonna do a massive dexter rewatch/watch. Ultra comfy rn.
>>214334689He could play The Penguin.
>>214332550Yes and she's still an actor, I hope they DO NOT make a spin off of that dumb cunt. It'll be retarded asf
>>214336718Kill yourself emoticon faggot
>>214335793Dont pretend youre into highbrow stuff when you suck this garbage show off on a daily basis.
>>214331692>waitDumb fuck
>>214336867I'll never watch that shit and all fat deb lovers can drop dead.
>>214337534She'll play mind games with Dex now trying to stop him getting his targets. Can't wait for her nude plastic wrapping
>>214337105You wont be.
>>214332673there's a "bay harbor butcher" empty pedestal though
Blessing scenes took too much time for no payoff
>>214337634If you paid attention instead of saying stupid shit like you just did, you'd have seen at least three other pedestals missing stuff too.
>>214337590I got other things to watch/rewatch, so I can drag out Dexter for a while.
>>214337671Dei shit
>>214337671He didn't too much motherfucking surprises for Dex.
>>214337671The payoff was that he was not the Ripper and you were misled. But also should have been the scene where he's swinging a sword at some hoodlums which was cut for whatever reason
>>214330598yest. stopped watching after season 5
>>214334689the ripler
>>214337451no u =)
how do you guys consider the best villain in dexter? trinity?
>>214338133Honestly, the villain I hated the most was the nurse trying to kill Harry. Something about murderous nurses and doctors that make me rage.
WHERE IN THE FUCK WAS THIS?? Are they saving it for season 2?At 0:12https://youtu.be/yhVK3BgcSiI
>>214338269Fact that Harry wanted to die anyway and cried like a bitch.
>>214336825I guess the plot armor was that its praters property and his hands were on the murder weaponSince its NYC I doubt they would keep looking past what seems like an obvious suspect who is also missing now
>>214337873It was probably a pointless scene where the hoodlums run off except for one which makes him consider killing him with the sword before dexter shows up and stops himThese streaming services need to start putting a little menu to watch deleted scenes
>>214338283Might be in the deleted scenes when it comes out on Bluray.
>>214337671I like his character
>>214337002if only it was warwick
>>214337803it's not DEI you retard, just because you're scared of black peoplethere were a lot of black people in the first season in 2005 too
>>214338269Wait until you find out that medical mispractice may well be the leading cause of death in the western world
>>214337803>dei shit
>>214337803If it was DEI then Dex wouldn't say something like >"These are good people, but they're not MY people"expressing how he doesn't feel at home or that he fits in with them
>>214334689Every time I see this image I go through my own Sergeant Doakes moment.
I only watched the episode now and nothing relevant about New York Ripper?
>>214339118le subverted expectations
Is it really believable that Dex could so quickly sail away in Prater's yacht? Not having to worry about whether there are any tracking/safety locating devices somewhere in it, or if someone could simply recognize it as Prater's yacht because it's huge and belonged to a billionaire, or if it's actually so big that it can't be operated by just one person?
Well, are we?
>>214338133>>214338269Best Villain is Ice truck killer, best antagonist is Doakes
>>214338133Trinity has a great performance but they kind of make Dexter be retarded cause otherwise he'd be an episodic villain that gets offed by the end of the episode.They really peaked with Brian and when you start that strong where do you go? He knows how to get under Dexter's skin, its a genuine hunt to find out who he is, and hes in control the entire time. You can see them start to flounder in S2 with Lila, whos just a BPD bitch who sets fires. Yawn.
>>214330801Give me more nudity and sex scene like og Dexter and maybe this show can be watchable, not even joking
>>214331404>the asian was on that X-men show.What a downgrade
SOMEBODY
>>214339561>muh dick>boring i cant goon to this
>>214338729Why didn't the Bay Harbor Butcher kill Dexter?
>>214330599>>214336109Yes retarded to bring her back, but not any *more* retarded than bringing back Dex after New Blood. It wouldn't break any established precedent. Just say the corrupt guard was bad at his job and didn't properly hang her and misread her weak pulse as an absent one, and she ended up in a coma instead.
>>214339172He just needed to gtfo, I doubt he’ll keep using it
>>214330946I got a family guy t-shirt for signing their petition after they were canceled. In hindsight I wish I never did
>>214334610Don't Farm P
>>214338283the fuck if I know. I waited all season for it,.
>>214340194>uh, sir, your line is "and what's in it for me?"
>>214339983that’s kino
>>214340194too based for this gay earth
How come Dexter is the only killer who bothered to learn martial arts?That and maybe his brother, since it's the only fight Dexter lost fair and square without the opponent being built like a brick shithouse and overpowering Dexter with brute strength (Chino, Speltzer)
>>214340339because he knows he's up against other killers. other killers target defenseless people. at least until next season introduces the baltimore black belt, a killer who kills trained martial artists only
>>214340339In season 4 the pic related woman cop who killed her family had hand to hand fighting skill and was a challenge for him. Dex appeared to win only by being male and bigger/stronger than her
>>214340486>are you going to rape and kill me?still one of the funniest bits in the whole series
>>214340517
>>214339901>He just needed to gtfo,Like all the forced niggers in this season
>>214340332And this gay thread.
>Fuck you, Dexter Morgan. I wish that gay nigger Doakes gave you AIDSWhy would Batista say this? Doesn't seem fitting for his character.
>>214340632>Your name? Who are you?!>I'm Paramount+ with Showtime™ presents Dexter: Resurrection™ and there's only room in this world for one Dark Passenger™Why would Dexter say this? Doesn't seem fitting for his character.
>>214340925The writing was always shit.
why didn't the bay harbor butcher fuck dexter's wife?
>>214340985he did tho...?
>>214337002i thought he was cutting his dwarf cock for a moment, for good luck
>>214330661An ending would be just being who he is and keep on killing. Dying all over again would suck again.
>>214340234kek
>>214337002>no quips about needing less trash bagsold dexter would have
>>214341634fewer
>>214341634he does make a subtle comment about not expecting to see a midget when he first meets prater
>>214341634He shouldn't have even needed 3. This show is pc faggot shit, dexter surrounded by niggers and not even willing to give the midget shit when he was on the table.
>>214330599She's a cock sucking slave, point blank, no questions *shoulder shrug emoji*
>>214330504Deedee is a cunt. Dexter is just trying to do teh science, and that bitch keeps fucking it up.
>>214330599Does anybody but capesloppers care about this bitch at all?
>>214340548Well that is, I didn't plan to ... but now you mention it ...Hey don't blame me bitch, you brought it up ...
Batista saw Doakes and LaGuerta go after Dexter alone and die, and said "hey that looks like fun"
>>214330888The fuck am I watching? What the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>214330504Jack Alcott is relentlessly handsome.
>>214330504Is this that show where the guy kills a dude that time?
>Harrison put the condom on his tongue because he doesn't know what sex is and thinks it's just cunnilingus
>>214342141He had a difficult upbringing.
>>214342141He had sex in New Blood.
>>214330621In the original series, Bautista was written as a spic-buffoon cop who constantly failed upwards; satisfying his cock was his prime directive. In this series, they retcon him so not only is he apparently "Dexter's best friend", but is now a Liam Neeson in Taken style solemn and cunning detective. I actually liked that moment when they're in the car and he finally meets this otherwise of Dexter, and then next episode they revert him back to his bumbling spic ways. Him being dead in the vault room and just laying there for the whole episode was so funny though, hats off to the writers for that one. Fuck cubans
>>214342104Yeah, Doakes, that would be him. I can't believe it. He surprises motherfuckers like the innocent lab geek, Dexter. Debra seems to always interrupt his laboratory kills.
>>214342104Some people started catching on after multiple seasons that the main character might literally be a fucking serial killer. Not confirmed tho.
>>214342201Batista was such a non-entity in the original series that I really find it hard to care about his death.I legitimately can't name one memorable interaction between him and Dexter in the entire series prior to Resurrection deciding that they were best buddies.
>>214342201>they retcon him so not only is he apparently "Dexter's best friend"Dexter already thought this in the early seasons. He has basically zero other friends outside of Deb though to be fair. I guess it's just because he's generally friendly.
>>214342258Season 1 Dexter took Batista in for the night when Batista was divorcedSeason 2 Dexter helped Batista get out of the false r*pe accusation with LilaSeason 4 (or 5 dunno) Dexter was the first person Batista asked to help marry him and Laguerta
>>214342201Bautista declared himself Dexter's best friend in Season 2 while hitting on Lila, then it comes on as if its true
>>214330621>autistic cop will now ignore plausible theories now even though she's stated to be an absolute die hard for her hunches" because they're coming from a cop from miamiI would say the theme there was to get her away from obsessing on her hunches rather than reinforcing it by showing how crazy Batista had gotten
>>214342201He was always a competent detective despite his personal failings. A lot of his investigative blunders are the result of Dexter's sabotage.
>>214338133>trinity?Why did they copy Trinity with Gemini when it was only two instead of three, how unoriginal is this shit? Why they don't have original killers like the Hannibal show?
>>214338133I liked Biney and Doakes more than Trinity desu
>>214341385Look at him eyeing that tight midge ass.
>>214341634Or said "looks like this won't be a problem for my shoulder".>>214341870You can see how effortlessly heaved those 3 bags over his shoulder. Normally, he'd struggle with 2-3 of his 5 usual bags. Keep in mind BHB always used 5 bags, even for women.
How effective are those tranqs anyways? Harrison stabbed the midge in the chest and it worked right away. Could he not have just arm wrestled the fucking gun away from that midge? There was no way the midge could've forced Harrison to walk from the ground floor up 5 floors to the penthouse with a gun to his back. Would be so fucking easy to disable him.
I feel obligated to remind you that these people worked for Prater even as back as season 1 and they were covering for ITK aka the Ripper.
>>214343140Another thing with the tranqs would be that too little amount won't work but too much would kill a person but I don't know how much error is tolerated with m99 irl.
>>214343175Yeah, that tranq was a full needle that Dexter used to take out 200+ pound men. Harrison emptied that entire load inside a fucking 50 pound midge.Not to mention, Dexter didn't use any smelling salt on the midge either. Remember, there was only 40 minutes to 9 o'clock when the timer went ticking. Say it's about 10 minutes for the whole thing to go on with the opening of the vault and the midge capturing Harrison, to him getting tranq'd. And then him waking up on the table with 10 minutes of dialogue before he dies just when the clock hits 9. There was only 20 mins of him getting tranq'd with a full dose and then waking up without any smelling salt.That's a huge stretch.
>>214342258Sometimes I feel like I watched a different show from some of you. He was absolutely a major character in the original Dexter. >>214342370Dexter said something to the effect that Batista was basically the best man he knew, and who he would want to be like if he could be normal.
>>214343140100 pound midge - Instantly unconscious.200 pound man - two seconds to pass out.Maths add up.
>>214343175>I don't know how much error is tolerated with m99 irl.The lethal dose is something like 3 micrograms, and it's undiluted, so Dexter is shooting people up with enough to kill thousands.
>>214330599so much sexo in one vid
>>214330587fucking mudshark
>>214338133>Hello, Dexter MorganIt's not even close, though a bit of jobbing going on.
