Previously on /dex/ - >>214330504
I got too used to dexterposting
Sign the petition bros
I'm skipping Season 6, the first ep seemed boring. Am I missing anything?I think I have Deb fatigue from the 5th one. Is there a single scene with her where she is not whining?
>>214347348has the laguerta problem been solved yet? there's a pretty important lore part
>>214347337I'd rather get a new Resurrection season sooner than waiting 3+ years between seasons because the writers are busy with the dexter parody
couldn't stop focusing on his weird bowed legs. ruined the scene for me
sex with deb
>>214347348just watch the finale, or even just the last few minutes of it. Season 7 begins immediately at the end of 6
why did he put his fingers in it like that?
>>214347311you should have sex with deb
>season 1 - Dexter's brother and dark reflection>season 2 - Dexter himself. Doakes, Lundy and Lila, I guess.>season 3 - Dexter's friend District Attorney turned killer>season 4 - America's most successful serial killer with 200-300 victims>season 5 - a rape gang run by a millionaire>season 6 - John Doe from Se7en/Norman Bates>season 7 - East Euro mafia boss/"The Fucking Terminator" who singlehandedly cleared an entire bar full of enemies>season 8 - some random guy who cuts off empathy glands (because psychopath, geddit?) and a lamer attempt at a Dexter's dark reflection because "muh full circle, muh poetry)Has there been a been a series where the final season villain feels like this much of a downgrade compared to absolutely everybody who came before him?
>>214347909yessss
>>214348418vogel should have been the brain surgeon. I mean she actually should have been written out entirely but assuming we're past that point, it would have forced dexter to struggle with the dilema of killing his new surrogate mother
>>214348498post more of her thighs
I think new blood was kino and better than resurrection.
>>214349078New Blood felt tense and crazy, Resurrection was just fun. Also Resurrection's season finale didn't feel like one because it wasn't fucked up colossally.
>>214348869IMO it could've been just as bad because I would've had a problem taking a decrepit old hag seriously as a serial killer.
>>214349021I found this
>>214348869yeah this, it made so much sense
Batista thought Dex was his best friend because half the Miami homicide department were absolute loser rejects. Dexter being friendly was enough to be their best friend because they had no real relationships.Dexter's the kind of guy who like five different people call their best friend, but he doesn't call any of them his.
Were there any actual downsides to Lila? It seems like she was killed just to promote the "dexter needs le regular life" message.
>>214348498Wtf is with american bitches and hairy armpits?
>>214347266dubs of moloch
>>214350030>lust provoking image
>>214348498I'm not black enough to find this attractive
>>214347337No
>>214348498>>214349688it blows my mind that she looks exactly like those goblina anime waifus like im not even insulting her the resemblance is just crazy
>>214350030
>>214350005BPDemon who would eventually kill everyone Dexter cares about and then turn him into the cops for not paying enough attention to her
>>214349961yeah it blows my mind they're considered the absolute best of friends when they were at best coworkers
there's no more eps, that was it, it's over
>>214350176That's what Hannah was and the show treated her as the perfect endgame for Dexter>reminder that she literally that she had her boyfriend take the fall for the murders she committed and never showed any emotion over his suicide, but we should feel sad for her because her father was mean to her or something
bang
Hannah of the first 5 episodes of season 7 and Hannah of the rest of the series is an entirely different character>conniving and heartless serial killer who uses seduction, manipulation and murder to get her way>female writer uwu self-insert who dindu nuffin and is Dexter's perfect love
>>214350253until next year..
>>214350282I remember the suicide being shot in a goofy way, doesn't he just jump in front of a semi?
>>214350562Yeah, Dexter gets splattered with his blood, kek.
>knocks on the camera lense>hey bud, yes i am talking to you>you could have prevented all those murders if you had stopped watching, but you didn't. their blood is on your handsI get the breaking of the 4th wall but this was a bit much
>>214350582
>>214350577*spattered
Spatter with Gigi
>>214350030godamn faggots. rather than filming could have given her something to puke in. Really hope the hospital charged them 20k for the clean-up
>>214349236she's a doctor, easily explained as she was treating them and drugged them
>>214350725I'd spatter her if you catch my drift.
>>214350874more like she'd spatter all over your face while you hump a pillow if what we see from crybaby is accurate that makes it hotter tho
On S5 right now. How does Dexter always get away with not being at work? Everyone's at the station or investigating something and Dexter is chilling with that Chase guy at 10AM on a work day.
>>214350874>hi anon, you need the expertise of a cum splatter analyst?
>>214350976too important to get kicked out
>>214347348I skipped from season 5 to Resurrection. I did fine.
>>214350067I know you did. For young Deb!
>>214350976my hot take: laguerta wants his cum and in turn gives him the rest of the day off
>>214347348the season 6 finale and the first couple of episodes of season 7 are a great Deb arc
>>214350976He has stuff to door something just came upand today's not a good day>this worked with both Rita and his job for years
Season 6 is shit, but this scene creeped me out back in the day. I wish they did something like this again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnc1ult5tjw
>>214350976maybe it's a case of "you can go home if you finish your work for the day". he only does blood analysis and that's easy for him
Harrison is the biggest fucking cuckold on the planet. First he's friendzoned and raising the latina slut's kid, now he's just relegated to eating pussy without getting any action.
>>214350976Vincent always covers for him.
>>214350976I mean it's not like he really has to keep regular hours. As long as the work is getting done detectives are working at all hours anyways
>>214351080but he doesn't, he goes to work and just investigates his victims and goes home
>>214348418The whole premise of season 8 was extremely weak and that's saying something when every season before that had something going for it and season 7 was even really good at times with a great opening and closing episode with some meaning to them. Season 8 even started with a 6 month time skip to Laguerta bench lol. Ofc season 7 was maybe the first season where Dexter was a superhero who handled multiple problems almost effortlessly, killing on airport, killing on gun range, getting everyone who had problem with him in 1vs1 and they the just fall dead to the floor (Louis, the writer, Isaak, Hannah's father etc).
>>214350030It's power play to say fuck you and also these women are probably "dykes" as in they turn into normal women if they are offered enough money or status from a man.
>>214350582>>214350617Yes I think this went too far. Suggesting the viewers are the Dark Passenger. It's obvious the Ghost of Harry is the passenger.
>>214351080Is that a real job? I would've thought that regular forensic guys would be trained to do that. Seems like a waste of resources. Ideally he should be doing normal forensics stuff like Masuka + blood analysis.
>"Dexter, I understand that I taught you to blend in with the normal folk, but does it have to be THOSE people?">"Think, Dexter. They commit majority of the violent crime in America, it's only a matter of time before cops will be onto you because you're associating with those kinds of people."
>>214351267Too bad they had to cut down the runtime and this ended up being a deleted scene.
Dexter is such a hypocrite. He thinks of himself as different from the other serial killers and that he could never be friends with them, but then he was willing to give his kid and life to Hannah who's just the same
>>214351224it's a real job. a good one, though?>The average salary for a blood spatter analyst is around $77,485 per year. With experience, specialized skills, location, and additional forensic duties, total compensation can exceed $100,000 annually
>Dexter moves to Wisconsin to finish off Al>Al already left after he heard of Prater's death>Dexter keeps following him all over the country with Al's kill count rising throughout multiple seasonsIt would be based if Al ends up Dexter's final boss and the most intelligent and dangerous adversary he ever faced.
>>214351480He is going to be an undercover fed and it will be lame
>>214351503alternatively Al gets picked out by another vigilante, and it's this new character that piques Dexter's attention
>>214350976I suppose he would be hard to replace and also we only see something like 12 weeks (if you pretend that one episode is one weeks, usually it's a lot shorter time actually) covered per season so maybe he puts in the work during the rest of the 40 weeks when there's no half a dozen active serial killers around only he knows about.
>>214350976He's a govt employee
>>214351480>>214351503>>214351552I would be interested in Al not being super dangerous, like he maybe only kills once a year, but really evasive. And or Lumen already killed Al and they can have the reverse situation where Dexter is the witness (reverse to how they first met :3).
>Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?>I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural upstate New York would know about.>This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.>And she was a good friend.
>>214351704to be fair, the only other story batista has that's worth a damn is being married to the blowjob queen of miami for all of like three months
Season 5 might be it. I can't stand this bitch.>she NEEDS to hold them at gunpoint and lecture the rape victim about how SHE feels before letting them go.Did people like her when the show aired?
>>214351736Deb is a well written woman because she acts like one
>>214350030Women do this and shave their head as an egotistical way of saying "look, I'm so attractive that people still put up with this bullshit and still try and fuck me"but fail to consider that there are some desperate people
>>214351736What if season 5 was the religion in season when Dexter struggled with Rita dying and then he would get caught by Debra and the next season would be the rape gang.
>>214351837What if they had Deb know from season one like in the books?
>>214350976They call him into work at random hours so there's an expectation that he works when he is needed and leaves when he is done
>>214351736i liked deb throughout the entire show except for the start of season 8
>>214351780I might be inclined to agree with you actually.>>214351897Are you being genuine? or are you thinking with your dick?
>>214351871Probably would have been not that interesting.
>>214351267Black African immigrants commit crimes at a far lower rate than US-born African Americans. They are not the same.
>>214352219that's propaganda
>>214351837I don't know. 6th season seems pretty boring regardless of the order. In fact, the 5th one wasn't that great either.1 and 2 were the only entertaining ones honestly
>>214352359Season 6 is the best Dexter season when it comes to (unintentional) comedy. I have no idea how you can find it boring watching Colin Hanks trying to look "scary"
>>214352459>Hello, whore
>Dextah!
>>214352503>TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
>>214351267Thought this was a Star Trek screenshot for a moment.
>>214352683What was this? Remind me again
Why doesn't Deb appear anymore as a ghost?
>>214352683It's Travis Marshall the schizo making a portrait of Dexter as a Beast from The Revelation on the wall of some building (don't remember which).It's also a part of the "we've been waiting for you" scene where Miami Metro patiently waited for Dexter to vandalize that wall, so they wouldn't be onto him.
>>214350874Disgusting, disgenic subhuman.
>>214350976As long as he hands his reports on time they probably don't give a fuck if he's running errands during work hours.
>>214352946>>214352883
>>214351975yes genuine but I also like tomboys, no I'm not that deb posterIdk she just didn't annoy me like she did for many viewers for some reason, was always there for Dexter and she was good at her job
>>214353188BRAVO CLYDE
>>214353188He's like Dexter because he framed a mostly innocent black man, Don Framt, to take the blame.
Dexter could've probably kept his grift going for a couple decades in Miami if he just put his trophies in his car and called the precinct about the doll in his freezer. Focus on easy targets and let cops go after his brother.
Don Framt sounds like its straight outta one piece
>>214353209that was the same episode where the evil landlord walks by a big red STOP sign while going to his car where dexter is
>>214353256yeah but dexter liked that thrill of biney messing with him
>>214353188Woah...
A bit disappointed Harrison didn't end up killing someone at the very end.So what is the plan for him in the next season? Dump him in uni and occasionally show his pussy eating skills?
>>214353322kills gigis abusive ex boyfriend that broke her arm
>>214353256It was totally random when the bodies were found in the bay except if he dumped them in the ocean from the begin with.
>>214350976The police department was a total mess throughout the show (remember when the captain had Masuka inspect a sweater) and Dexter had good excuses for being constantly out of the office and just padded time for his personal investigations. Like going to the courthouse as a witness.
>>214351704You guys think Dexter is gonna show up at Angelinos funeral?
>>214353406It would probably violate "Don't get caught" to show up there himself, if anyone in Miami suspects that Dex had something to to with Angel's death. Maybe he could do it while wearing a Mission Impossible mask or something. An evolution of him making the fake thumbprint in this season
>>214353526*as himself, openly
>>214353406probably, he also went to doakes funeral
>>214353406No because he hates wearing sunglasses and pretending to be sad for hours.
>>214353564how would that get him caught
>>214353882i liked resurrection and i post like thisstay mad bro
>>214353882bro downvoted him lmao
>>214353706Quinn and Masuka being there. >When it all goes down, believe me, you'll understand
>>214354221idgi
>>214347738No midge jokes is such anti classic Dexter.
>>214354240It could raise suspicion if Angel's death is the thing that causes Dexter to pop back up in Miami after being presumed dead for so long, Quinn knew Dex was the BHB and could connect the dots that way, plus Angel may have done something like leaving a dead man's switch message for his Miami Metro colleagues, knowing how dangerous his NYC quest was likely to be
>>214354270Yeah, I really wanted him to say something like "at least it's only a few bags, much lighter :)"
>>214354370angel left a dead man's switch? really nigga XDalso batista is dexter's friend there's literally nothing sus about it
>>214354370I don't think la pasion was smart enough to make a dead man's switchdid he even solve a single case in Miami?
kek
>>214354447>on his knees>midge still has to have his arm above the shoulder fucken hell
>>214354447 Is it a gun for midges?
>>214354447
>the plop sound it made when he threw the bags of prater in the water
>>214353188why does the dexter universe have so many more serial killers like where are the fucking cameras? did they not get rid of leaded gasoline in this timeline?
>>214354546how do they even not get caught immediatly the ponytail killer dude is so clumsy aint no way he never got caught
>>214354447I thought Dexter didn't kill children.
>>214354270>>214354419He already made that joke at the start of the season.
>>214350005She endangered his kids
>>214355101Dexter hated them both so much he let both their parents get brutally murdered.
>>214350005Check bpd criteria. She could change from full on unconditional love to furious hate and destroy everything mod during one day. And it could change from even the smallest real or perceived success/insult/rejection.
>>214355144>letThat implies Dexter could have directly knowingly prevented those deaths from happening. Indirectly, obviously yes.
somehow, the ice chud killer returned
>>214353256>>214353333It's plot stupidity that they could find all of those bodies years later right where he dropped them
>>214355254It wasn't *all* of those bodies, it was a small fraction of his overall kill count. Some number of them just happened to have sunk to the bottom and sat there instead of being whisked away by a current as he intended and later made sure happened. And they weren't all sitting in the same place, once some of them were discovered then a wider area was investigated
>>214355252tonight's the night, billions must diehas to happen
>>214355254>>214355374That was just ITK dumping ground with practice victims and the police overreacted.
>>214355374They found 18 bodies, which is insane given his methods. At most, for story reasons, they should have found a few body parts that were enough to know that they came from 3 distinct people. That would have been enough to establish that there's a serial killer, not the world's greatest serial killer.The other problem is they were able to match all of the victim's DNA to the blood slides. These are body parts that were in the ocean for years and that's just BS as far as I'm aware.
>>214356370Would make sense to have all his slides match to dna for missing persons. Almost everyone he killed would be on file given his targets.
>>214354619There are serial killers but not in america It would make more sense if dexter was in south america but retards would just say it's racist Those Colombian serial killers are dexter tier ridiculous villains
That's the point
>>214356409You're missing the point. DNA exposed to the elements like that would not give any useable results. I'm talking about the bodies, not the slides.
>>214355252Starkiller is back!
>>214356425>There are serial killers but not in americaBrainlet
>>214356443They explicitly said they only got DNA from the ones that had the bags still intact
>>214356370It's Dexter, it's never cared much about the accuracy of the science and the forensics. Something rarely or never discussed: how it's nowhere near possible for M99 to act as a nonlethal sedative for a human and also be as fast-acting as it is from Dex's syringe. If the M99 takes only seconds to kick in, then it would simply kill them.
>>214356513according to new blood it was ketamine all along :)
>I didn't know you were Jewish>I own you
The truth is there are probably still plenty of active serial killers with no fear of getting caught. It's just that with modern DNA testing you can't be so lackadaisical about it like you could in the 80s and earlier, where you'd just pick up a hooker, strangle-fuck her, then toss her corpse in a cornfield. That shit happened all the time but now you have to at least try to not get caught. The reality is if you put any effort into changing jurisdictions or don't have an autism ritual with clearly defined patterns on the corpses, cops will never link the cases. The murder solve rate is only 58% nationwide and almost all of those are Chris Watts tier. If the cops don't have a clear motive and you don't have a felony record, they'll just never suspect you.
>>214356466There are serial killers in america but not with the body count with dexter killers Trinity killed 200 people which is ridiculous but in third world countries that would be believable
>>214356535Yes, and that retcon in New Blood may have been trying to fix the mistake of how M99 can't act that way. But then in Resurrection he goes back to using M99, so... whatever ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
>>214356579Trinity is a very unique case and he was doing it for decades.Your average Dexter killer has about 15-30 victims in the worst case.
>>214356487Which was still 18 bodies which is crazy.>It's Dexter, it's never cared much about the accuracy of the science and the forensics.You can't have it both ways. I'm not saying it was ever meant to me ironclad CSI shit but the whole lead up is how he studied for years to be super careful and then they blow it out the water by going over the top with it. There were better ways of doing it without breaking the immersion for shock value. > If the M99 takes only seconds to kick in, then it would simply kill them.According to you
>>214356667Schizo I never said that shit go take your meds
>>214356513The m99 magic syringe thing can just be forgiven based on them not wanting to give accurate information on what works and what doesn't, even if they give a lot of stuff away for some of stupider end criminals.Also aren't you guys talking about two separate things which comparing the blood slides to 1) body parts in the bags and 2) to criminals who have gone missing but did give their dna to police.
>>2143565791. You don't know how many people a serial has killed if you can't find him or evidence of the crimes2. It's quite possible that the body count for serial killers in SA is overblown. In some countries the authorities are known for piling old cases onto one person to make their jobs easier. When someone actually dangerous is on the loose townspeople are known to take the law into their own hands, so I don't buy all those stories of one guy very sloppily killing 300+ people and everyone decided to cower in their homes.
>>214354619The cameras still need to have someone looking at them unless the ai face and walking recognition stuff gets automated enough. So tl;dr even in today's world, not many normal places have camera records for 7 days or longer and if there's no crime scene or crime reported then no one looks at them. Same for tracking phones or phone records, they are not necessarily looked at if someone isn't already under surveillance. I realize the powers that be would like everything to be automated but I don't think it's exactly there yet. Especially not in 2006 when Dexter started. They already had security cams and cellphone tower tracking back then.
>>214356579The real pic related Gary Ridgway killed around 90 people, while being retarded, and most of his murders were within a stretch of just 2 years. Not inconceivable that another serial killer who is smarter and active for longer could do more than him
>>214356579The highest confirmed kill count was some barely literate nigger who just raped and killed bitches randomly
>>214354447can midget really reach the trigger?
>>214357249You can tell right there that his hands are normal size and about the same as Harrison's
>>214356579many nog or latino gang members probably have killcount of 200 too but nobody tracks gang war casualties
>>214356579The only serial killers that get caught quickly irl are the ones that make a big presentation of it or fuck up somehow. If you just disappear people then cops won't do anything.
>>214357349
>>214352543>Dextah! They cut my scene!
What about season 1 last episodes to season 2 episodes where there was not ghost harry yet but instead you would every now and then be forced to endure ptsd flashbacks to dexter's mother being killed?
>>214347337Just start doing flashbacks in Resurrection that feature that actor or something instead, could make it like season 1 and 2, worked there
>>214357829Here's what they could do: transplant the scene into somewhere early in season 2, and have Dex go >Thanks for your help Blessing, you're a good friend, but I think I need to move somewhere else (and develop the plot that way) because of what a rough neighborhood this is
Season 1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4 > 3 >>>> 5 > R > OS > NB > 7 > 6 > 8
>>214357854>>214357856So when will people other than me start putting their editing skills and hardware in play and ai generate a darker dexter from the beginning in the tune of season 1 pilot (which was darker than the rest of season 1). Real on screen snuff & dismemberment version dexter which would go by the book version.
>>214357856That's what I expect they will do, have Resurrection include a few lengthy flashbacks with the Original Sin cast, and cover some of the obvious loose ends like Harry's death and how his kids handled it. While giving the present day older Dexter reasons to be thinking about that stuff
>>214358193There are no loose ends even if it wasn't exactly shown on screen when Harry od'd on his medication.
>>214358258It's a loose end because further seasons of Original Sin were expected to show it, and we haven't yet directly seen it happen in any form. And there might have been a twist like what if actually Brian killed him and staged it as a suicide.There's also the loose end of explaining why Brian disappeared for 15 years
>>214358073Why they hid her tit tat?
>>214356435Make Claudette's partner the Ripper.
>>214358400Autistic people are too autistic to have tattoos. Thats why I have atleast 100 on my own body to prove that I'm not an autism
>>214358347isnt original sin filled with contradictions to the original series why would anyone care
>>214356578>This.You could fuck with investigations into your killings.Make it look like an elaborate ritual, but different each time.>Spend a year picking a random target.>During that year, come up with strange shit to do during the ritual.>Repeat.No one would ever connect them. Look how long Trinity was getting away with it simply because he went to different states and his victims had nothing to do with each other and each of the four kills were different.It was a good system.
>>214353188This would have been great reveal for season 2 if it wasn't a trope used by Dexter himself
>>214358623look how long this fictional character got away with committing fictional crimes, you could def getaway with it yourself try it :D
so what the fuck do i do until season 2 airs
>>214358605It's nice to see those guys came to agreement even if Brian stabbed Angel. But that was 20 years ago and people have grown after that.
>>214358605I love Biney so much. Ice Truck Killer is far and away the shows best serial killer, the playful nature between his and Dex's relationship is goated
>>214358623The most realistic way of killing people without you actually assaulting or shooting them etc would probably be to make it look like they died of drug overdose because that's the leading cause of death (in youth) in shit ton of places nowadays. That said that would probably not tick all the boxes for every potential k*ller. Someone could also get their kicks in a legal way by becoming an abortion doctor. You get to kill hundreds or thousands of (to be) persons.
>>214358605reminds me of the shining
>>214358745Start ai generating dexter episodes which are more like the books.
>>214358785;(
>>214358819>Someone could also get their kicks in a legal way by becoming an abortion doctor.Though I am satisfied at first by my actions, I'm suddenly jolted with a mournful dispair at how useless, how extraordinarily painless, it is to take a child's life. This thing before me, small and twisted and bloody, has no real history, no worthwhile past, nothing is really lost. It's so much worse (and more pleasurable) taking the life of someone who has hit his or her prime, who has the beginnings of a full history, a spouse, a network of friends, a career, whose death will upset far more people whose capacity for grief is limitless than a child's would, perhaps ruin many more lives than just the meaningless, puny death of this boy.
>>214358745dextermaxx irl
>>214356808You are very, very wrong.Go look up Tony Seruga on Twitter.He is a guy that has some sort of ownership/patent/sole proprietor of cell phone tracking technology and is employed by the government as a contractor.His job is to geofence and block cell phone usage during political events.He can track any and every cellphone, and where it's been, going back to when it rolled out of the factory. He spent time making fun of both Trump and Kamala, and pointing out that Kamala was bussing around thousands of the same people to her gated events. Tony used his tech to track BLM rioters all over the US, and proved that four thousand of the rioters were at ten or more Kamala events. Palestinian terrorists, israeli terrorists, the works. These terrorists were all over Kamala events. Trump had around 400 cell phones tracked at many of his events, and I am thinking that half of those were security types, and the other half were die hard supporters that went to five or six rallies.People are foolish enough to think they aren't being tracked at all times.If you have a cell phone, you are. Even worse, if the amount of time you spend in one spot is large, that area is marked as a POI, maybe your work, or your home, and deviations from normal patterns are tracked also.
>>214358538Original Sin is beloved by smooth-brain zoomers who never watched the original show (or speed-watched it while scrolling tiktok). They don't care about continuity
>>214358839yeah maybe i'll try and get an ai to write a story about show dexter and book dexter meeting each otherwould they like each other? would they try and kill each other? would it be like season 1 all over again? or just write it myself i dunno
>>214358884lol so just act autistic pretending i'm a serial kiler when really i'm just a serial gooner?
>>214358821
>>214347266are there any shows like dexter without the interpersonal relationships? just pure incelcore. i watched the first couple 'sodes of dexter and the gf scenes are off putting
>>214358872Yes this is most definitely from american psycho even tho I have not read it in full iirc. I just have read that part being referenced.Being an abortion doctor would most likely just require an ethnic/religious hatred toward a group or humanity for it to be a full-filling job and not implying that's every doctor who does that but it would be them feeling they have done their part.
>>214358956
>Dextah Morgawn is a serial killer that only goes after evil people and other serial killers. I HAVE TO WARN HIS POTENTIAL VICTIMS ABOUT HIM
>>214358927yes, be the best you can be in public while hiding your Dark Urge
>>214359005He was a good cop
>>214358889Of course it's advancing in real time but you have to take in account which cameras are public and which are cctv (tho the line is probably extremely blurry nowadays) and it's not like there's an investigation happening automatically and they have to at least pretend there's a line where they are authorized to watch/"ask for" recordings. The biggest thing is probably whether the investigators give a shit or not.My point was that both in 2006 Miami or even 2025 NY, it still requires someone to start an investigation and look into the phone records or the cameras for something to happen. The show is really fucking loose with this stuff but still.
>>214359005Yeah, it really should have occurred to him that maybe Prater had done/was doing something bad and Dex could have a reason to target him. Someone one could easily assume or speculate about with many irl billionaires But I guess you could explain it the same as for why he attacks Dex when he's cut loose even though there were bigger threats in the room. He had an irrational tunnel vision type drive to catch Dexter and nothing else mattered to him
>>214359101*Something* one could
>>214358927Every time I talk with someone I recognize where I live I feel it's just a scene in the show and a Q&A where I have to answer correctly to not be weird.
>DID YOU JUST SAVE ME DEXTER???!! I WANTED TO GET KIDNAPPED BY THAT MIDGET AND WOMAN!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH I'LL KILL YOU
>>214359071No, it doesn't require an investigation.Tony legally owns any and every IP address that is capable of connecting to the internet, so it is his property.You may think it is ridiculous, but he does.He can track anyone's phone at any time for any reason.Because legally, that phone's IP address belongs to him.He is a private citizen.Now, for the cops to get that information, they have to provide a warrant to him to collect it.Which is also why Tony just doesn't release the names of the owners of these phones and their patterns. He can't, because he would be sued and have to pay a ton of money for breach of privacy.But he can release the info of large numbers of the phones. He has every number on file, who owns it, and where it is at any given moment.So tracking the same 4K cell numbers going to six antifa riots and five BLM riots, and fourteen Kamala Harris rallies is a piece of cake.As long as he does not release to the public the names or phone numbers of the people holding the phones.
>>214359297*numbers, not patterns.
>>214359297I have no delusion that everything isn't tracked, and I know the owner of a phone or computer or whatever is just the user, not really the owner. He/she is just the person who is currently handling the device. I also watched the latest devon stack stream too or rather listened to it, it felt monotonous but it still had quite a lot of info that maybe wasn't obvious to everyone.
>>214359011but what if i can't contain it what if i start straight jorkin' it in public what if deb sees me and i spatter her in my cum they'd give me the electric chair
>>214359297>tony when i break his kneecaps>he suddenly doesn't know where i am or what i'm doing
>>214359636It gets even worse when you find out that Tony is the sole owner of the Stingray tech for jamming or collecting mobile devices.With his tech, you can roll up to any gathering, and within seconds know how many devices are there, the names of the owners, block all outgoing calls on any mobile device in every direction for a mile, track the locations of said devices since their purchase from the factory, and mark the cell numbers most commonly close to you for further investigation.It's all automated too.
>>214358623>>214358819No need to go that far. What gets people caught is motive (money, romance, drugs, etc.) or rituals. If you were to just go to a low population area in the middle of the night (leave your phone at home) and shoot some dude then drive home (bonus points if you park then walk) you're uncatchable. No need to bother with touching or disposing of the corpse.You have no motive, so the cops have no idea to start looking at you. Unless you were caught on camera, they have no idea what you look like. Even if you were, chances are it wasn't a good face shot and you look like everyone else in your area. They know what caliber you used, but unless it's some hipster shit that doesn't narrow it down at all. IRL serial killers don't do this because they want the control or ritual aspect so typically they need to kidnap, torture, and then kill their victims and their victims need to be of a fairly specific profile.If you do want to get rid of a body, you can use those cans the rape gang did. They work extremely well, just don't preserve the bodies on purpose and bury them/sink them instead of leaving them floating. BLM or other public land is your friend. Also a source of people who are alone, isolated, and an area where a gunshot doesn't raise any suspicion.
>>214359101He didn't even know that Dexter was targeting Prater. All he saw was a photo of them hanging out peacefully. Everything Batista does is retarded.
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>>214358889You dummy, you're proving his point. You're only really tracked when someone takes to the time to do so. Even the NSA admitted they don't have to resources to do that on all of the people they do collect data on
>>214359882tony when i roll up to jam his skull in
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Is there any hope for a book accurate series? I'm guessing the show being more popular has crushed that chance, but I prefer the craziness of the books. They might be more suited to movies I guess.
>>214360040It doesn't take time, dipshit.It's automated, and takes seconds.Turn it on, all active devices grabbed in seconds, and five minutes later the data is available for hundreds, if not thousands of people.It's not a dude at a desk reviewing files, pushing keys and making decisions on what is or is not considered a friend.Read Tony's posts. They scraped seven thousand people in an hour and released a breakdown of the attendees at the Kamala rallys, including their locations at various riots over the last three years.One hour.It's a scraper bot program.It takes "Time" yes. But seven thousand people in one hour, and their entire movement history for the last three years, including their homes, and interactions with other phone numbers.You're over here thinking it takes days, or weeks. Nope.
>>214360241Someone should ai generate it.
>>214360255RIGHT NOW people get killed all the time and almost none of that is caught on camera. Look at all those cases of college kids killing their waifus on campus or at work at still no footage. Or the guy that stuffed the chick above the ceiling tiles after he killed her at work and no one suspected anything until they smelled her rotting corpse days later. Somehow these scary amazing programs you're bragging about never seem to work when you need them.
>>214360373>killing their waifus on campus bruh
>>214360241If it ever was done, it would have to be a long time after Hall is completely done with the show and it's faded from the public consciousness enough for a reboot to make sense
>>214360604wtf, when the fuck did this happen? XD
>>214360373I have already explained that legally, cops must have a suspect and a warrant to subpoena a private citizen into releasing protected, private, information.Tony freely admits that he is approached by law enforcement constantly, asking him to help with his tech.He and his lawyers tell them to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut without a warrant or court subpoena.Tony takes contracts with the DOD for geofencing political events. He makes a fuckton of money for it too. What he is not doing is playing favorites in politics. Why do you think grifting streamers have taken such a hard hit after Kyle Rittenhouse?Because now, the feds caught wind that allowing people to race around livestreaming these shitstorms inevitably leads to the destruction of the divisiveness the feds are trying to foment.So they pay Tony's company to block all wireless connections in a certain area.It's why you got no live footage of the palestinian riots happening outside of the presidential rallies.In other words, the cops have to get a court order and a warrant for release of the scraped info if there is an active geofencing happening.If it is a singular event, like a stabbing or whatever, with no gefencing currently in place, the police are required to have the phone and phone number and a court court order for that exact phone to see if it was in the area.Which means they have to have a suspect in custody, and a reasonable enough belief to convince a judge to issue the subpoena for the tracking.I've been wondering the same thing in the Dexter universe. That ten years that Dexter was out of the game has led to much more serious advances in tracking technology. It's going to be a problem.
>>214360618could dexter ever be good without mch? i can't think of any actor that could pull it off, least of all original sin's actor
>>214360671>cops must have a suspect and a warrant to subpoena a private citizen into releasing protected, private, information.So it doesn't matter, got it.
how was the season/ending? it can't be any worse than the other two endings.....right?
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>>214360758This was not intended to be a series ending so this did not count as one unless they cancel season 2. Original Sin doesn't count either because it was a prequel even if they cancelled season 2 for it for now.
>>214360805oh I assumed it was another one and done. Is it a good season?
>>214358458theres only 2 options:1) ripper is the literal who they found in the files as there is no reason to fake information in a bunker that is only compromised in prater's demise2) the only person important enough to prater to get extra security of fake information in secret bunker files is if the ripper is actually praters prison penpal father figure who's prison number was literally the code to the bunker who has had his death faked.
>>214360604>Why can't I have sex like that?! FUCK YOU DEXTER MORGAN
>>214360875It was pretty entertaining and I was really anticipating the weekly episode, but I think the show suffers from the 10 episode format instead of 12. All of these (NB, OS, Res) felt like episodes 9-10 were rushed. Granted, the 2 extra episodes might as well be wasted but we can't know that.Just keep this image in mind while watching the newest season and don't think about it making sense too much :3
>>214360957
dexter should've fucked the bay harbour butcher's wife
>>214358400Because the character doesn't have the tattoo, retard-kun.
>>214358400They didn't want more people calling her the moloch lady
>>214361309or the bay harbour butcher himself
>>214361511is autismo detective any better?
>>214349140New Blood needed humor, didn't fit well. More like far more serious Dexter.
>this lil nigga invites you to a meetup with all the most notorious chuds aroundwwyd
>>214362366
damn, didn't remember that robocop giga mogged dexter
just watched. what did i think of the finale?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HVTsZr6tV8&pp=ygUQRGV4dGVyIGFuaW1lIGR1Yg%3D%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H25NO5S2qU&pp=ygUQRGV4dGVyIGFuaW1lIGR1Yg%3D%3D
>>214362503Robocop was the only good thing that happened in S5
>>214362589You loved it and you're hoping the next season doesn't take two years.
>>214362578Kino scene.With Prater in the wind I assume the first thing the cops will look for are his chopper and boat
>>214363590Prater had a ton of cars down at the bottom of his private elevator too.I don't see Prater standing on a box to pilot his boat, so I would wonder how that will go.If Dexter is smart, he'll set the boat adrift in the water far from where he dumped the bags. Make it look like Prater moved from one boat to another. They'll chase that lead and get nowhere.Also, Charley Brown. The cops will go after her too. No way Prater's right hand is just going to vanish like that and not be questioned.She better have a good alibi for disappearing during the party. Surely people saw him talking to her in the corner of the gala. The three guards that Batista smacked around and were present in Prater's office are in for it too. We got Batista hitting them, and them present in Prater's office with Charley, Prater, and Batista.Then Charley and Prater together at the gala.Then Charley and Prater missing, Batista dead with Prater's fingerprints on the gun.The cops are going to go after Charley big time, likely be convinced that she helped Prater escape.Also, the vault was open when the alarm was set off. Maybe panic alarm or Prater trying to close the vault and ran instead when the alarm went off?I'm just being a nitpicking asshole. I guess we'll have to wait and see.
>>214362366Start laughing uncontrollably like Eric Cartman
>>214364039Charley can say she quit or was fired. They had an argument during the party and there were witnesses
>>214360671>That ten years that Dexter was out of the game has led to much more serious advances in tracking technology. It's going to be a problem.anon this is a man that doesn't even sweep his rideshare vehicle at the end of the day for forgotten items, the show will not attempt to introduce modern tracking of any kind.
>>214364264Still can't believe Dexter didn't immediately check his car after Batista was in it, idiot moment
>>214364242True.It was also forty minutes between Charley quitting and the argument, and the alarm going off.Prater has Batista upstairs, shoes off, jacket and hat on the shelf, and for some reason they argue and Prater shoots him.I've seen it mentioned that the BHB slides were missing.I have an idea.Perhaps, Prater was trying to BUY the slides from Batista, and had the pedestal already set up for them, and Batista did not bring them. They argued, and Prater ended up killing him and ran when he tried to lock the vault and messed up the alarm code.I'm just spitballing ideas for the missing slides and Batista being dead. Prater was clearly collecting serial killer memorabilia, and Batista was heavily involved with the BHB stuff, and it could be written that way. Batista leading Prater on for an audience with him by pretending to have the slides, and once Prater found out he was lying, shot Batista in a fit of rage.
>>214347266I cant stand how people always keel right over the moment Dexter's needle breaks the skin. There is so much bullshit someone has to swallow to follow that show.
>>214351267Imagine what else we could have gotten story wise had they just not even dumb the retarded African landlord shit
>>214364505All good theories. There'll probably be a quick line dropped about how they're still looking for him before they switch focus to the serial killer files they found. >>214364715Meanwhile the season will focus on Dexter tracking down the ones from the files he kept
>>214364743He's in a new city and needs a new supporting cast.
Imagine if Prater wasn't so fucking stupid and not kidnap and kill Batisa, he could have used it as black mail on Dexter.
>>214365009How would that work?
>>214364322for real, I don't understand how stupid the writing on his character was this season, Dexter has always had insane plot armor and cheesy writing but it was a bit forced this year.
>>214365082a billionaire can easily hire a private investigator and get alot of dirt on Dexter. along with his son trying to get into college (all of a sudden Harrison is in Harvard). After that, Dex would be his little serial killer on hire.
>>214356435Woah, my expectations were le subverted.
Get a friend that looks at you like this
>>214364866I also floated the idea that Dexter intentionally left the file on the Ripper on the top of the pile left right next to the manhole claw just for Claudette after Harrison told Dexter that she was downstairs. Something to keep that brain of hers occupied. Alos. Claudette has seen Batista and knows that he was obsessed. Her grabbing his fedora and placing it on his body makes me think that she has realized that her being obsessed with the NY Ripper may lead her to the same fate if she is not careful. I didn't like Claudette though. Felt like a gender swapped Smecker from Boondock Saints with none of Smecker's appeal.
>>214365636She will probably read the file and still be just as stumped as ever. Autism is a bitch
>>214365579was he trying to make dex divorce number 8?
Can Dexter get a real sick fuck killer for a villain?Somebody likehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fishhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Denkehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_SpesivtsevMost of the serial killers in the show are pretty tame.
>>214366574none of the serial killers he kills are rapists which is odd considering that mostly all serial killers kill for sexual reasonsin dexter it makes seem like serial killers kill just for the sake of killing. it's stupid
>>214347266>Dexter killed Arthur for being rapedWhat was his problem?
>>214366724Al should've been a rapist, he looks like one. His ritual of strangling women and filming it is oddly sexual and the whole "pretend to be hurt to lull a victim into the sense of security" seems Ted Bundy-inspired.
>>214366724TV content rating concernIn the books he kills a few pedophile rapist/murderers, at least two books open with that IIRC
>>214366775Sexual for sure. And we don't know everything about him
>>214350726The house cleaning at the last hospital I was at kept leaving me personal cards for some reason. Did they want a tip or something? It was bizarre. Fuck you I am racking up $150k in medical debt.
>>214366724Season 5 definitely has rapist serial killers, though I don't think you see any of them in the act of doing that
>>214347266Jack Alcott is relentlessly handsome.
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>>214367063wtf are you talking about?
>>214364322>>214365101Batista is a retired detective, who would expect him to have spy gadgets (from the department)? Also it was to show that Dexter has been living in Alaska for years and doesn't know that normal people can have spy shit like earbuds. It's not bad writing. Can you even track earbuds all over NYC like that? And no charging them up? That's the part that really stands out to me
The show doesn't dwell on it much, but Dexter clearly makes an O-face every time he kills. He definitely cums after a kill.
>>214367063They normally kill for sexual reasons but not just to fuck a corpse. The entire torture and killing process is sexual in nature to them. See BTK for a textbook example.
>>214366724>>214366775>>214366779Absolute retards. The show even had a gang of rapists. And season 1 had a pedo. Dexter Resurrection, first fucking episode has a serial rapist who Harrison kills.
>>214367413>like 7 people out of the literal hundreds he killed
On the topic of killing motivation since a rusnigger killer was already mentioned ITT>Pichushkin claimed that deciding whether his victims should live or die made him feel like God. "In all cases I killed for only one reason. I killed in order to live, because when you kill, you want to live," he once said. "For me, life without murder is like life without food for you. I felt like the father of all these people, since it was me who opened the door for them to another world."
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>>214347266saving this thread to read tomorrow, good night frens
>>214366819But he doesn't like Dexter or Rita, hmm what if it's not Harrison, ngl looks like what Cody would like like
>>214367386>>214367458>gif has 10 times the files size while being smaller and worse webm really is superior innit
>>214367428They didn't show us everyone he killed. How many episodes should they make about rapists? The most recent season starts with a damn rape attempt
>>214366819why is this 30 year old boomer playing a late teenager?
>>214367704>dey takin' our jerbs!
>>214367704Yeah he's not nearly old enough.
>>214367704Because of not really having a time jump between New Blood and this.He was 24 while filming New Blood, which is fairly normal for playing a teen, and then 4 years passed in real life vs only 10 weeks in the show
>>214367202>Batista is a retired detectiveDexter doesn't know that and even if he did, that would make Batista more of a wildcard since he's operating outside the law.Dexter knows what AirDrop is, he's been using Apple products since the show began and he obviously knows GPS tracking via phone is a thing because he drives Uber.He's not some caveman mystified by technology.
>>214368276>>214368276
>>214368228>that would make Batista more of a wildcard since he's operating outside the law.he's a moron and no one knows that better than Dexter.It's been shown several times that he's out of touch with of the most recent technologies. He's not dumb, but he was living in near seclusion and then in a coma
>>214368458Nigger it is bad writing. He knows this technology exists because he uses it. You're just arguing for the sake of arguing.
>>214368572>anything I can't grasp is bad writingOk cool.
>>214367606Webm is fantastic.Yet the average length of a webm is far longer than a zoomer can pay attention to.You can't even include two lines of dialogue in your webm.Zoomers lose attention if they have to read more than a single line.beating the living shit out of zoomers to force them to pay attention does not work.They will still stare at tiktok videos rather than learn.
