Where no woman has gone before editionNo, I can't stress it enough, FUCK Wil: >>214360603
star trek sex with shran
>>214366244male Uhura just looks like Carlton
>>214366244Fem!Spock looks like a Vet Tech™
>>214366267or aziz ansari
star trek pon farr with dr selar
>>214366244McCoy is mega cute wtf
>>214366267Scotty looks like the bitch from gay new worlds, the kinda chinky one with her hair always pulled back.
I can't find the major grin recut of "The Offsrping" where "he's biting that female!" is spliced together. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Love provoking image.
>>214366244SAAR WE ARE ABOVE BEING THE OFFENDED AT WORDS
>>214366343Dude I know, I randomly think about parts of his recuts and lose my shit>Oh by the way counselor, I prefer a certain nudity on the bridge. I'd appreciate it if you wore jack shit while on duty.>cuts to Riker, Jellico and Troi on the bridge and Troi is a big censor blur
We missed out on 176 extra Ropisodes.......................
>>214366343It's undoubtedly linked from here: https://www.youtube.com/@grinroom9766
SHRAN SEX DOT COM!
>>214366267or a dalit
star trek mating with Q's finger
lol so shrandom XD
>>214366560>filename isn't "Shrantenna"
>>214366560rofl xD
>>214366555Mmmm finger
>>214366553>or a dalitnah he's not saying EXTERMINATE SAAAAR
Why are TNG recurring characters all so memorable despite only being in like 3 or 4 episodes?
>>214366553Any Hindu who leaves the sacred land of India is a dalit.
>>214366611good casting and writing
JASON ALEXANDER MY HERO
>>214366244>McCoy is literally just young Diana Muldaurkek
This Trek documentary from 1999 is referencing the Y2K bug. This is comfy as fuck.
Based '99 Jason Alexander doc
Q-Pid isn't time travel, stupid showrunners
>>214366244Kirk looks like someone... hmmm...
>>214366618anon bharat the pain there
The TOS movies are so great. Yes, even 5.
>>214366374>>214366412Good call, but there doesn't appear to be a video of his with offspring in the title. Or if there was, it's one of the few that became unavailable.
>Previously recorded... polling closedlmao
1999 Boomers really loved tribbles huh
>>214366722Outta my frakking way, she's mine.
Those are really weird episode choices. Imagine choosing two tribble episodes as the greatest of TOS and DS9, kek
>>214366766it was one where he cuts aquiel together with identity crisis so that geordi is replaced by the blob alien that also ate the dogand he eats some chick and thats when lal goes "HES BITING THAT FEMALE!"and i remember just crying
Tribble jockey!
this is so charming honestly
Jason really carrying this doctor hard
Kind of bizarre seeing original footage from TOS and TNG. In a good way.
>>214366244Is it weird that I'm strangely attracted to Senorita Sulu?
I call the cutie in blue and white
Elaan of Troyius is best girl imo
STANDARD DEFINITION NIPPLES
>Ultimate Beauty>only one girl shown from DS9>it's a negress
>>214367026I find the lack of Nerys highly disturbing.
>>214366822Ah, well...There's like 400 spoof videos that he's done, and that's not a whole lot to go off of from a thumbnail & title; I just skimmed through all of them and didn't see anything that jumped out at me. Thanks for the recommendations though! If you do ever find yourself watching it again in passing, be sure to drop it here, I'm usually lurking
Man SNL is just painful
>>214367068CBS nuked them all and I don't know where he's reuploaded them
do romulans have the extra strength and metal abilities that vulkans have? wheneever you see them on screen they never seemed all that superhuman in the way vulkans did.
>>214366244Shatner is just Blanchett. Trooning out helps none of them.
>referencing the dot com boom>the Men In Black egg chairs
those were the chairs from MIB not Star Trek
>Star Trek reference in Suddenly Susan>It's all props from Battlestar and Men in Black
startreksexwithshran.com
The Matrix was right, this really was the peak of civilization.
>>214367225>>214367229I immediately recognized those too lolI forgot MIB had come out before 2000
why did they do it?
>>214367337It's time to start acknowledging star treks icky and problematic past
TOS says "white is right?"
>>214367372>https://boundingintocomics.com/tv-shows/star-trek-the-next-generation-star-levar-burton-says-geordi-laforge-never-finding-love-was-racist-those-white-men-who-wrote-the-show-had-an-unconscious-bias-that-was-on-display-to-me-and-to/You're right. Even Data had a love interest.
IT'S REAL
>>214367424This isn't Avery Brooks acting btw, that's just how he is normally
>>214367094They still exist in his playlists, they're just unlisted from his 'videos' section
>>214367422>those white people were unconsciously racist towards me!What the fuck is wrong with black people
>>214367160no, they seem to have traded those abilities for being able to feel emotions without being destroyed by them. jj of course doesn't know this and has his future romulans grabbing people by the neck with one hand and lifting them above their head. romulus also doesn't seem to have higher gravity in that episode where picard and data go undercover
That outtake made Brooks look genuinely unhinged.
Tim Russ seems like a funny guy
Tim Russ luv
>>214366244Sulu looks so hot there
wtf DeForest Kelley died? Why didn't he get a sticky?
>>214367487You're a white supremacist yourself because you don't see the problem.
>>214367618Neat
they saved trek. they did it...
>>214367648Bless our King Alexander
How did Kirk get to the bridge of Voyager? That's way after his time
>>214367584he died like 20 years ago my man
>>214367180Definitely helps Takei/Sulu
>>214367422Geordie had no game.
It is my laughing hour. HA!
>>214367422>even the article shits on himlol what a loser, imagine being an icon like Geordie LaForge and still being tilted that the character was written to be a geeky nerd type with no game. Imagine Dwight Schulz complaining the directors were hostile to him because they made his character a neurotic dumpsterfire of a person. God damn, man, it's a character in a TV show, not a condemnation of your actual attributes.
>>214368015It really is incredible, how dumb actors are
>>214368015It probably hit him close to home.It's even funnier since Worf also got laid and was played by a black guy.
>>214366309Came to post this. I am not gay.
How does it feel, knowing your favorite franchise has gone down in flames?
>>214368233Feels great!
>>214367337I was just thinking about this room yesterday. What is this room?? Just a small room with mirrors on both sides? Is it exclusively for sex?
>>214366977Agree 100% about Elaan of Troyius. I think Kirk really loved her too.
>>214368498Yoga rooms set up like that were super common back then. You're supposed to use the mirrors to help each other correct and maintain your forms as you cycle through your exercise in tandem.
>>214368553And THEN you fuck?
>>214368233No big deal. I'll just keep ignoring Fake Trek until Kurtzman is ousted. It will happen eventually. Till then there is a massive catalogue of Real Trek available for me to enjoy
>>214368584Remember when they used to spell it catalog? I member.
>>214368583There is NO SEX in the spaceyoga room. No matter what an officer tells you.
>>214368642Kidding aside, I never heard of these double mirror rooms thanks for the info. Must have been a little tricky keeping the camera out of the shot.
Best series for...>VulcansTOS>RomulansTOS (I really liked the Spock storyline thoughever)>BorgTNG>QTNG>BajoransDS9>ChangelingsDS9>VortaDS9>Jem'hadarDS9>KlingonsDS9>CardassiansDS9>FerengiDS9>TrillDS9>AndoriansENTDid I miss any?
>>214368933It seems a little pointless to list species that basically only appeared in one series. If you insist on it though you might as list a bunch of Delta quadrant aliens in Voyager's favor.
>>214366560cute
>>214369088I only listed good species. But of that list you would really only take out the Dominion species by your logic anyway
Iden did nothing wrong and if the Voyager writers had balls, they would've had him survive.
>>214368933Technically speaking you've missed tons and tons of races which have appeared only briefly. And then included a bunch that only ever appeared on DS9 and then said that DS9 did them "the best." That's silly. Nobody else did the Vorta, period. This list is for crazy people.
>>214368933I think TNG did better with the Klingons.
They never do explain where all the other literal Earths in TOS came from and went, do they?
>>214366244
>>214369720>tfw i whip out my hog and start cranking it yanking it 'n strangulanking it
>>I'm going to sabotage the only chance we have at a cure and my own long-term survival as I reach imminent adulthood because Captain Kirk didn't fuck me exclusively!Still smoking hot tho>inb4 she's only 300 years old you SICK FUCK
>>214366244i look exactly like bottom middle.
>>214369604>Technically speaking you've missed tons and tons of races which have appeared only briefly.See >>214369137>And then included a bunch that only ever appeared on DS9 and then said that DS9 did them "the best." It's literally just 3 of the 8 species listed for DS9. 2 if you count nuTrek.You are a crazy person.
>>214366594>incest btw
>>214367337I'm straight as an arrow. I'm not some 'muh problematic' whiny faggot who gives a fuck what feminists think. I think both women were attractive enough, but I fucking hated this scene.I liked Seven of Nine because there's nothing wrong with being a hot chick and having big tits - even in the future - and Jeri Ryan was great as deadpan Borg chickipoo. It even made me kek when the Doctor had some technobabble excuse for putting her in a catsuit.But much like the decontamination gel bullshit in ENT I just didn't like them doing what they were obviously doing in this TNG scene. It's like it's not really sexy enough to be that good, but too sex-motivated to belong in Trek.Seven just happens to have a sexy bod - just more so that a lot of other hot chicks that look good in a Starfleet uniform. That's enough to get my attention in itself. Anything else she does that's hot is more coincidental and a few nice camera angles are fine. I don't need to see her pole dancing on the warp core ffs. Any time they did go a little too far with her it just came off as puerile.
>>2143701863/8 is almost half.Also>only good species>TrillAlso, saying Trill appeared outside DS9 would be like saying Betazoids appeared outside of TNG. Technically not wrong, but let's be real, not really meaningful to have on your list.
>>214368015Yeah, it'd be like John Hurt complaining they think he's somehow physically repulsive because he was the Elephant Man, or they think he's a slimy little traitorous weasel because he was Richard Rich.
>>2143703565/8 is more than half and is more than the other shows combined so your point is still retarded just like you
>>214368933You didn't like the TNG Ferengi lol?
>>214368933>Did I miss any?I find your lack of Breen disturbing.
>>214370356>3/8 is almost half.Lol no it's not. It's at least two quarters. Learn to math.
>>214370386Curious point to make. Are you admitting this was some kind of attempt to puff up DS9 with an arbitrary metric, to make it appear objectively superior in some regard? DS9 is already great without needing insecure mongs trying to fellate it.Also if you actually count the entries in your inane list, 5 is not more than all the other shows combined. You don't have much business calling people retards if you can't count to 5.>>214370494It's clearly closer to two and a half fifths, you forgot to carry the one.
>>214366374For me, it's the one where Shinzon has a Bane mask and talks like Bronson.>SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, Commander Riker. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!
>>214366694I watched it on youtube like a day ago. And it had the original '99 ads. There was one for Blockbuster gift cards.
>>214368233
>>214368233Since I am resigned to admit that anything new produced is just going to be a dumpster fire that only appeals to boomers slowly losing their cognitive abilities I am inclined to ask anons what is their most harebrained ideas to at least make it an entertaining dumpster fire?I propose GuP Star Trek edition.
>>214370375Richard Rich did nothing wrong. Fuck all popeshitters.
When Intendant Kira Nerys massaged Zek's earlobes, at his request she employed the specific technique of tugging at his ear hairsSome wealthy Ferengi employed females specifically for the purpose of providing oo-mox on demand. Despite the semi-erotic nature of the act the females could perform this service in public as an overt demonstration that their employer could afford such a luxuryWhen Quark, Nog, and Rom traveled back in time to 1947 Earth, Nog tricked Nurse Garland into giving him oo-moxIn 2369, Beverly Crusher performed oo-mox on DaiMon Solok's lobes so she, Worf, and Jean-Luc Picard could gain passage on his ship to discreetly travel to the Cardassian planet Celtris III. Vash had knowledge of how to perform oo-mox. She gave Quark oo-mox when negotiating who got the profits from an auction the two organizedLwaxana Troi told Odo that she made love with and gave Oo-mox to DaiMon Tog while being held hostage on his ship in 2366.
>>214368933You have had an unfortunate lapse of memory.
>>214372258>Richard Rich did nothing wrong.Necromancy is an abomination.
>>214371995seconding jap trek
>>214367337The deleted scene from the DVD shows why they did this.
>>214373085I don't understand how pajeets went from a culture which wrote the kama sutra to being so sex starved they make 80s milfs kiss using ai that overheats the planet so much that the wet bulb temperature in central pajeetistan becomes inhospitable to life. For fucks sake.
Happy Star Trek Day 2025https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fqsf40q6Vp8
The first episode of the new Star Trek: Khan audio drama is out:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDOn6BBis_8Eight episodes, one each Monday
>>214373260>Slop Trek Day
'star trek day''star wars day'JFC. Can't people just enjoy a TV show without making some weird manufactured cult around it? Or if you have to do it, why not with Farscape?
>>214366244>The homogay Asian is actually mtf passingFunny
>>214373352it's better that kino such as farscape remains unknown to the masses
>>214373363Not your opinion, SLUT.
>>214373363Farscape is secretly part of the Stargate universe.
>>214373353Homogay = low testosterone high estrogen (feminized in womb)Asian = low testosterone high estrogen (why Ryan "Mickey Mouse Club Faggot" effortlessly mogged Simu Liu)Combine the two and you understand, it's just science
>>214373399Stargate is part of the Librarians and Leverage Devlinverse.
>>214358689>>214347749>Juliet Cesario (born 14 July 1967; age 58) is an actress and voice artist who was a regular background actress on first and second season of Star Trek: The Next Generation in which she portrayed an Enterprise-D officer. As a background actress she received no credit for her appearances.https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Juliet_Cesario
he just casually had sex with most of enterprises women and picard was okay with this
>>214373622was a really shit episode too btw
>>214373370id kick that lil mf so fuckin far u wouldnt believe
>>214373622Wesley, if he were a chad.
>>214373622Its funnier when he was meant to play Riker and lost to Frakes.He's just asserting dominance in this scene establishing his own harem.
>>214373622Why was it any of Picard's business? His officers were consenting adults. Starfleet isn't the military.
>>214373810>establishing his own haremKinda like Vic.
>>214373561>>214373622She cute
HAPPY STAR TREK DAY!Have gold space ship!$65.00 just to order it,then you pay for the toy itself.
>>214373260Is Prodigy any good?
>>214373967man when I see the saucer section on my starships, the first thing I think is that I want LESS ROOM, so I tell the engineers to cut out huge portions of the impulse engine assembly and main shuttle bay so I that can have angles!
>>214374255It is the least offensive but also completely forgettable.
>>214374255it's the 'star wars: rebels' audience, but for trekit's very ugly but I suppose there's some modicum of soul buried in there, maybe
>>214373319Wow, that was really awful. Montalban's deep, commanding voice reduced to a puny bri'ish mewl is just fucking sad. Also, the one female VA is atrocious, like they grabbed a random woman off the street.
>>214373967How do they make something gold look so much like plastic?>>214374255Its basically a subtle VOY sequel made for fags who liked VOY but failing to attract kids.
Ywn have a klingon wife
Rom made a better Negus than Quark ever could. Its cool how his son became a captain too. Strong genes in ferengi families.
>>214374418Selar > Tarah > K'Ehleyrthey all cute tho
>>214374275>>214374285>>214374337Sounds like it's at least worth sampling the first few episodes. Thanks for the info.
>>214372455>>214374430Looks like hes gripping quarks balls here basically
>>214374430Even by Ferengi standards it's true, most of the ventures Rom engages in somehow become profitable, while many of Quark's are disasters. Luck is an important part of market exploiting shenanigans.
>>214374430You'll never see this kind of publicity again. Shit, did *any* of the sloptrek actors get invited onto talk shows?
>>214374576Podcasts are the new medium for this kind of thing.
>>214366611what the past 20 years of tv lacks:good acting.>The Sarek actor screaming IT IS ILLOGICAL, ILLOGICAL FOR A VULCAN TO CRY while being surged with vulcan dementia>That Romulan dude being quized and saying "Irrelevant" But what about "IRRELEVANT">The husnuk, I destroy them all captain. Not just the soldiers, the women and children, everywhere
>>214374661>The husnuk, I destroy them all captain. Not just the soldiers, the women and children, everywhereThere's one last one around somewhere.
>>214374576Nigger please when Stranger Things was a novelty I would see Stranger Things tangentials in my fucking soup
>>214374683Yes, he made this thread
>>214374661Why didn't he just teleport the Husnock ship into the orbit of a black hole that would take them 100 years our relative to break free of? It wouldn't hurt them, and his wife would be dead of natural causes by then.
>>214374692Pretty sure he's only talking Trek.
>>214374784He did.He didn't do *that*, but he does explained that he used his powers to chase them off, and this only made then angrier and more savage and their dick harders for Ranan teen girls
Paypigs, set phasers to BUILD!
>wanting a model of my favorite ships composed of interlocking bricks so they can be modified and rebuilt however I want is being a paypigOkay, I guess
>>214374936If you pay $500 for one ship I think "paypig" is appropriate.
>>214374992Some of us have disposable income, Rajeesh. I spent more than that on a larger UCS ship already.
>>214375030But that's money you and your wife could have spent on your children's livelihood, education, enrichment, etc....
>>214374260They removed the nurseries
>>214374430>>214374566He he didnt, he was always a bumbling good hearted retard. He only "worked" as negas because the writers thought it would be funny.
>>214374255It's technically Star Trek. But very By the numbers and derivative.
>>214375030>I spent more than that on a larger UCS ship already.Well, aren't you a nice little paypiggy?
>>214375078Ah, you're so retarded you don't even know what disposable means.>thinking $400 will put a dent in a child's educationLolLmao
>>214375183>$400 will put a dent in a child's educationIt could be a book you read him or her, or a trip to a museum or...buying toys for yourself instead of investing in your children is selfish and sad
>>214375113Thats the point. A retarded negus wouldnt try to fuck with the federation for profit. Rom is a peaceful simpleton.
Imagine having kids lmao.
>>214368933Those crappy slightly privative cabbage headed guys in early Voyager.The Kazar or something?
It's Nagus.
>>214375501Africans?
>>214375526The Kazon. looks pretty close though
I think voyager actually trying to rehabilitate a sociopath was an interesting choice.
>>214375599That description could fit any number of people on Voyager, care to be more specific?
>>214375542>get on shuttle >Kazon sits behind youWhat do?
>>214375542phone poster
>>214375412Federation doesn't want profits just power.
>>214375778mot him but profit and power are interchangable.
>>214375732Lon Suder
Best Klingon?
>>214373182never occured to you that the kama sutra was already from some sex starved pajeet to share with his friends, back then?
>>214374846Hey, I'm just saying, he could have easily stuck them all in the orbit of a black hole, their entire fucking fleet, and it wouldn't have been a problem, Rana could've built defenses or had Starfleet prep a blockade, or any number of things, but he just let them raze the entire planet. Dude's a fuckin' goober that had a melty over his own failure and took it out on some dipshits with a stupid race name.
>>214374869Doesn't LEGO famously not have any licensed Star Trek sets?
>>214375853Maybe in the long run, but the way the Federation does it is... insidious.
>>214375746>only two seats at the controls and a back bench seat in most shuttlesMust be a prisoner. I check to make sure his restraints are in order and hit him with the shock stick for good measure.
>>214374709tell him to get back to work
>>214376111>>214375599yoyager has a bad habbit of killing off characters before they reach a good catharsis resolution point. Same with the double agent for the kazon and seska herself.
would she make a good new borg queen?
>>214376966Only if Ninja in blackface is her new Locutus.
>a new borg queenI cannot think of a worse idea
>>214376966Only if she converts this fatty boom boom
Watching Entperise The Xindi appear to have developed Vibram sole technology
>>214366244uhuro sex
>>214377464Shut up Beta
https://youtu.be/UDOn6BBis_8Why aren't you listening to the officially licensed Star Trek radio play?
>>214377488KHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! (spocks version)
>>214377488BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE OFFICIALLY LICENSED EAAAAAARS
>>214377488see>>214374316
happy star trek day my /trek/nonnies. i have shared many fun times with you all
>>214373967why do "some" people like this ugly trash ship so much?
So it was announced Lego has acquired the Star Trek license & we will be getting ST Lego sets. Does everyone else agree 7of9's boobs should be a separate piece that slide onto the minifig so it's more accurate?
>>214377944the lego enterprise-D sucks ass, as is typical for modern lego
>>214368498It’s just a hallway they commandeer and set some mirrors up in. They like to rotate locations around the ship. You gonna try and stop them? Good luck with a woman as president of the Federation
>>214366244Fem Chekov would get it hard
>>214368583I read this in his voice when he asked>THEN you kill them?
>>214376173
>>214366244Scotty: Rebecca BlackMcCoy: Veronica CartwrightKirk: Sydney SweenyUhura: Riz AhmedSpock: CherSulu: Ana SawaiChekov: Ellen Page (original version)
>>214377944Lego works way better with Star Wars because most of the ships are blocky pieced together barely functioning scrap, every Star Trek design I've seen has looked like total ass.
is it true that people who do nothing will be put to death in the federation?
>>214378150It’s almost like one franchise was specifically made around selling merch. Fascinating
>>214378438Yes
Why can't NuTrek catch on?
>>214378665it bad
>>214378456Anon, no. Both series were made to sell merch. Star Trek went with kitsch markets like beer coozeys and keychains as well as super nerd stuff like model kits, while Star Wars focused almost entirely on kids toys. My parents had Trek memorabilia from before TNG launched.
>>214378665The show itself is crap and the actors are all pretentious stuck up pricks. Jeffrey Combs is a dude you would look forward to an afternoon of drinking beers and shooting the shit with, the faggot from Discovery that falsely accused Kevin Spacey of rape is like a walking California HR lawsuit if you say one wrong word. This is coming from a gay dude by the way.
why is worf one of the least popular star trek characters? is it because his name sounds like a dog bark?
>>214379154Normies can't handle his basedness.
>>214378720Just turn your brain off dood
>>214379154He's one of the most popular and well-known Star Trek characters. What do you mean?Geordi, Troi, Wesley, and Dr. Crusher from the TNG crew at least are less popular.
>>214367422Yeah, a black character should always be talking about the size of his dick and how much sex he has.
3 episodes into season 3 of ENT. Holy shit what happened to this showIt sucks now. And fuck the tambourine I hate it
>>214379323BSG happened
Star Trek Day kicks off a year long celebration of 60 years of Star Trek.
Star Trek will never reach the peaks of its 25th and 30th anniversaries; why?>lots of shows and a movie coming out>tons of toys, novels, games, misc. tie-ins
>>214379369They announced a lego theme
>>214366762based. i agree
>>214379369What better way to celebrate than with an all new show like Starfleet Academy?
>>214379534From their website >Boldly go where no one has gone before. Prepare for warp speed. Resistance is futile.Random bullshit go!
Also premiering this Star Trek Day are the Star Trek Scouts kid's shorts. Trailer:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBFbP891VdsEpisode One:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KvjtSgfJs
>>214379708it's like you have a brand known for chocolate bars and you expand it by slapping the name onto strawberry icecream
>>214379799isn't that what Quik did
>>214379799Stranger things have happened.
>>214379708Why can't star trek get kids hooked? I got into Trek thanks to Abrams film but sequels were bad (though 3rd was better than 2).Why can't Paramount make something new? A new crew? New era? A new movie with something new?
>>214366244femspock would get this trekcock
This Thursday the big S03 finale of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds:SNW S03E10 “New Life and New Civilizations”On The Plus.
Paramlunt hires you to reboot Trek for the big screen, what do you do? Given $150 million budget for this.
Fake In Trek News imposter. I see you.
>>214380086What
In Trek News: Since the Federation's LONG AWAITED withdrawal from CARDASSIAN STATION TEROK NOR things here have been WONDERFUL under the RIGHTFUL CONTROL of the Dominion. Many Bajorans have returned to their PEACEFUL AND HAPPY LIVES aboard the station now with the added JOY of being under the BENEVOLENT PROTECTION of Jem'Hadar and Cardassian security forces maintaining order and SAFETY unsurpassed by anything the Federation could have dreamed of during its tenure here.t. Jake Sisko
>>214380204The real In Trek News poster killed himself over his despair that the Paramount-Skydance merger would end the Kurtzman era. This current In Trek News poster is an imposter. I suspect that it is none other than the AIslop poster who has so plagued us for many weeks.
>>214380376So, do we know what plans does Skydance have eith the franchise?
>>214380436We don't. It could actually be even worse than the current crop of shit.
>>214380562I really dont know what you guys want from a new trek project
>>214380035Would
>>214380606sincerity would be good place to start
>>214380035>>214380640Sorry, she's Australian plnoM
>>214380606Here's how I would be willing to even give it a chance:>Hire back any and all existing trek writers and producers willing to make a new trek>Scripts by actual science fiction writers>Adherence to principles established in the "bibles" of other shows >No rehashing previous events or storylines>No using old charactersSo basically I will never be watching any "new" trek again.
>>214380606something that takes the franchise seriouslydialogue that isn't "millennial-speak"more modest special effects, not trying to outdo the latest hollywood movies
>>214380681You need more than sincerity. McMahan and Newsome sincerely love Star Trek. You also need bounds on tone and genre.
>>214380727>dialogue that isn't "millennial-speak"What kind of weirdo are you that loves boomerspeak so much? Every show uses the idiom of the times. Why are you the weird kid who idolizes the 1960s?
>>214381177OK Mike.
"Chain of Command, Part II"Airdate: December 14, 1992>PICARD: Must be rewarding to you to repay others for all those years of misery.>MADRED: What do you mean?>PICARD: Torture has never been a reliable means of extracting information. It is ultimately self-defeating as a means of control. One wonders that it's still practiced.>MADRED: I fail to see where this analysis is leading.>PICARD: Whenever I look at you now, I won't see a powerful Cardassian warrior. I will see a six year old boy who is powerless to protect himself.>MADRED: Be quiet.>PICARD: In spite of all you've done to me, I find you a pitiable man.>MADRED: Picard, stop it, or I will turn this on and leave you here in agony all night.>PICARD: Ah! You called me Picard.>MADRED: What are the Federation's defence plans for Minos Korva?>PICARD: There are four lights!
>>214381506"Nepenthe"Airdate: March 5, 2020>RAFFI: Now what?>RIOS: Now we just wait till he overshoots us. At the rate he was travelling, he'll be lightyears away before he figures out we're not in front of him anymore. Then I just lay in an alternate course for Nepenthe, in case he doubles back.>AGNES: I'm sorry. I wanna be the fun crew member who says, let's hide in that comet, and it turns out to be a giant gormagander or something, but can I ask a maybe dumb question? Do you guys actually want to go to Nepenthe?>RAFFI: This isn't an outing, honey.>AGNES: No, I know.>RAFFI: We're going to Nepenthe to pick up Picard, and the synth chick.(Agnes gets up and turns away.)>RAFFI: Wow. I remember you the night we left Earth, standing there in your cute little blue coat, so excited about going out into space and meeting a real live sentient synth like you've always dreamed of. But it seems like the closer we get to finding her, the less you want to be there.>AGNES: I just want to go home, okay? I want you to turn this ship around, point it at the Earth and push play. Picard can look after himself, and somebody else can find that fucking synth. Why does it have to be me?>RIOS: I got a paying client, Agnes. You just came along for the ride.>RAFFI: And now you come along for a ride with Auntie Raffi. She's gonna hook you up with whatever you need. Okay?>AGNES: Is it cake?>RAFFI: You bet it's cake.
>>214381506>>214381525Tell me that the difference here is just "(being) a product of its time"
Vulcan females are so sexy
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I have a story to tell From my electrical well
>>214366683I find she looks more like brunette Barbara Bain
>>214381598SNW isn't immune from this either but it feels like it was worse in STD and Prickard
>NNOOO DON'T DO IT DON'T IMPLANT FAKE MEMORIES OF US MAKING WHOPEE NOOO NOT MY MEMORIES GET OUT DON'T DO IT STOOP NOOOOOOOOOO!Was it rape?
>>214367422Oh fucking hell.Geordie was always my favorite character and I was always sad that my boy never got any, but holy shit what a dumb fag.
>>214374418I prefer the vulcan version. Imagine the Pon Farr.
>>214376314Apparently that was the case until an announcement todayhttps://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/star-trek-just-announced-collaboration-172106423.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4gbBGp92RU>its trekkover
>>214375030Protip: Just because you have the money doesn't mean you should spend it all, especially on such frivolities.I could afford a LEGO(TM) Star Wars(C)(R)(TM) Death Star(TM) for a grand, but literally WHAT FOR?I'll rather buy some good food and alcohol with that money, and it will be a better experience.
>>214381598>>214381766Lezzie Dykes does most of these at least once, as well
>>214381547Okay. The difference here is just (being) a product of its time.
>>214379154Rightists don't like him because he's a nigger.Leftists don't like him because he's about honor and fighting and all that other toxic masculinity stuff.Which makes him very based; I think Klingon is a cool guy, eh kills tratiors and don't afraid of anything.
>>214381895if i was a ferengi i'd tell you "you should be stockpiling shelf-stable food and physical latinum (i.e silver) for impending hyperinflation if you have extra money)
What are the odds on the Archer show actually happening
>>214380606>>214380436easy mode:call this guy. one phone call. doneHe wanted to make a new Star Trek, they rejected him. so he made a whole 'nother show, in the complete "style" of TNG-era Trek. and for the most part, it was amazing, despite not being "real Trek" it was more "Trek" than the real-Trek slop that has been made recentlyIF they offered him a shot at creating a REAL Trek project? WITH his previous experience already having produced such a show? It has serious potential to be... good. real good
>>214382030Sorry, Paramount execs egos would shatter into a billion pieces if one of their underlings even thought of suggesting such a thing. Welcome to the modern entertainment industry, where everyone takes everything as a direct personal attack.
>>214382030but paramount exces hate star trek, they hate it so so much
>>214382030I agree but it seems pretty clear that Paramount isn't willing to deal with a showrunner with a vision, who doesn't want his show to be fucked withIt's why Bryan Fuller didn't stay on with Discovery and that show ended up having 30 executive producers.The suits at Paramount are pure cancer.
>>214381506Absolute classic.
>>214381926Yeah, LD has some of the worst "millennial writing" you'll ever encounter. Utter garbage.
>>214382723why is this? why do these shows date themselves so hard to a certain time period?
>>214382862Because the creators don't know anything about Star Trek. They haven't watched it, they're unaware of Gene's philosophy of eschewing swearing and slurs and slang to avoid a show being dated or feeling too much a product of its time.Think how insufferable TOS would be if it was filled with 60s slang and tried to be cool.
A few nights ago I had a dream I was getting drunk with Neelix.
>>214382899>Think how insufferable TOS would be if it was filled with 60s slang and tried to be cool.What about the costumes? TOS doesn't need any slang for anyone to be able to instantly tell the time it was made.
>>214382950It's different because if you watch an episode, particularly multiple episodes, you will start to get visually immersed regardless of the dated look. You'll just accept that things look like that in the 23rd century.Really, I can't properly convey how much worse it would be if the writing was also dated. As long as the stories are razor sharp, a discerning viewer will always be able to get past visual barriers.Keep in mind this was made in 1966 and at the time it was the most expensive TV show ever made and still, viewers had to accept the limits of technology.
>>214383016>You'll just accept that things look like that in the 23rd century.And you couldn't accept people talking in a specific fashion that is not the one of our time?
>>214383047no because Star Trek is supposed to take place 100s of years in the future what the fuck are you not getting?
Janet Kirk and Ms. Sulu can fucking get it. My gyaht.
>>214383066>what the fuck are you not getting?How you can then accept people dressing in a specific (old) fashion. It's literally one and the fucking same thing, you just chose one of them at random to sperg out about while rationalizing why you didn't sperg out about the other one.And if you think this through (which you obviously didn't), shouldn't futurespeak be different from "current day" english? Language is not static, it develops, and especially in a society that is unified and where all cultures work together, and even have contact to ALIEN cultures with their own language, isn't it weird how they didn't even use any alien terms? Hell, Vulcans have been a contact since forever, yet there are no vulcan loanwords or terms or anything that you would find in actual languages.I actually liked that TNG tried with the silly men-skirts, in order to make things less 80s (which I would have preferred they had done for the 80s hair, but oh well). And you get all autistic about "hurf durf muh dated language because it's entirely impossible that people in 300 years would use some old words which you could even handwave with an in-universe explanation on convergent evolution or something" while being completely fine with the most overt 60s look possible.
lol Fuck off Mike
>>214383047Go watch Clambake and get back to me if you want to see what a 60s vehicle looks like when it tries to be hip and "with the cool kids."
>>214383229because you can get used to and immersed in visuals in a way you can't when the writing and dialogue is at odds with the premise, tone and setting of the show or film. god damn you are literally retarded.
>>214383229>it weird how they didn't even use any alien terms? Hell, Vulcans have been a contact since forever, yet there are no vulcan loanwords or terms or anything that you would find in actual languages.Spock is the only Vulcan serving in Starfleet and the only alien serving on the Enterprise in TOS, something that is explicitly stated multiple times.What about this scenario makes you believe that they would be casually incorporating Vulcan language or that Earth was in any way some kind of mixed society with aliens all over the place? This did happen over time. You started to see more aliens in Starfleet and the Federation in the movies and by the time of TNG, 100 years later, it's more "cosmopolitan."But even then there is little argument to be made about alien phrases and sayings becoming axiomatic parts of Federation culture. Even in Picard's time, Starfleet is still predominantly human.
Imagine if TOS had Kirk going>far out, Spock. That's groovy.
>>214383310>because you can get used to and immersed in visuals in a way you can't when the writing and dialogue is at odds with the premise, tone and setting of the show or film.No, that's just your (retarded fucking) claim, and I entirely disagree with it.Just to be clear, we are talking about terms and words, not about making a joke about Nixon or something (although TOS was suspiciously rife with already very dated 20th century references).
>>214383401this retarded faggot doesn't have imagination that's why he canr grasp something so basic as to why the writing is more crucial than the visuals
>>214383440I know, we're talking about how nutrek has dialogue such as "ugh, like, he is such a dick!" that dates it to the 2020s and he starts talking about costume designs lol
>>214382030hate nutrekhate mcfarlane slurpers
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213503431/#q213509355
>>214383229not that guy, but I think it's easier to dismiss fashion than language, even if both of those things are time-relatable.you know, bro? like, if a character says "bro!" a lot, bro? you like, know he's from 5 years ago, bro. nobody said it before, and nobody says it now, bro. and the other guy says... DUDE! in 30 years the "bro" and "dude" guys would feel dated in a way that the fashion isn't. at least, to most people. I understand there may be fashion experts who would disagreeit's more likely the future would have terms WE don't recognize. imagine you going into the past and you see a sign that says "No Vaping" and you'd be like "WTF is "Vaping?!!"
>>214383503a month ago from today and he's still repeating himself, he's still stuck in a never ending loopit's so tiresome
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