Previously on /dex/ - >>214347266
Now the day is over.
it will be a long wait until season 2
what will season 2 even be about?
>>214368541my guess will be dexter will hunt down serial killers
>>214368541It's pretty obvious from the final scene
>>214368541I think they're making shit up as they go. The most obvious take on New Blood would be for Dexter to train Harrison and eventually become his ghost. But everyone loved to see Dexter again, everyone cares about Dexter and not necessarily about Harrison. I think this is why Resurrection exists, people want to see more Dexter in action. Traveling to places from time to time would be nice, but then again now we have Harrison in New York and Dexter not willing to separate from him again.
>>214368541Deb returns from the dead and has sex with her brother
>>214368541
>>214368618>train Harrison and eventually become his ghost.i think Dexter will do the opposite of what Harry did and deal with Harrison's urges without the need of killing
>>214368692Harry's mistake was thinking that shooting a deer would fill the urges, should've tried predator hunting with a bow so Dexter could get the personal thrill. Go after Mountain Lions or something.
kino
>>214368692>>214368618They already established that Harrison doesn't have the same urges like Dexter does
>>214368541Cody and Astor show up as a pair of adult serial killers. Harrison was a baby and spent a few hours playing in blood and Dexter mistakenly sees that being the same as getting locked in a shipping container with his mom's rotting corpse for days, compare that to two kids old enough to remember the shitstorm that was their lives culminating with their step-dad's "death" after he dumped them on their grandparents. Can even do a whole Nature vs Nurture thing comparing them to a much less fucked up Harrison.
So... did she just like disappear?
is Quinn coming back? another shitty detective going down?
>>214368541>Dexter moves to Japan>In a week, he already has a 4-foot tall gf, a tiny apartment, and a job as a Rent-A-Gaijin>ghost Harry still shows up but now has trouble going through the apartment doors
>>214368976He already knows Dex is a serial killer, he'll properly even try to track down Lumen. But impossible.
>>214369004>Dexter Resurrection: the Wrath of Quinn
>>214368968>be latinx single mom>don't put out for the one guy willing to help you>he finds someone who does>stops showing upIt do be like that.
>>214368968Honestly would become his love interest soon enough if ladypits dumps him. lol. I think she's trying to be his Rita.
>all ghosts in dex head shows up and starts yellling and arguing with each other, Deb, father, brother, Doakes, Laguerta, La passion and all killers
>>214369083He already tried to kiss her and she shot him down. And even before that it was mentioned that he hit on her before and she wasn't interested
is ghost John Lithgow ever gonna show up or is he too good for this schlock
>>214368835What the FUCK was his problem??
>>214369244Did you not watch ep 1 of resurrection or what?
>>214369244You are so stupid it's impressive you managed to solve the captcha.
>>214369364>>214369374ok to be honest my memory is shit
>>214368981>Ghost Harry can't tell anyone apart
>>214368968dumb bitch has raw sex with random chad but won't even kiss a kind guy that helps herblackpilled by watching dexter
I will not be watching the upcoming season if she is not cast as Gigi. I am eager to observe her hairy pits, which are rather delightful.
>>214369780Why did he do it?
>>214369780she looks like someone who has onlyfans, I'm sure she deleted when she got the role
>>214369780ugly
>>After the controversial finale of Dexter: New Blood, in which Dexter was >>shot by his son Harrison, Hall approached showrunner Clyde Phillips >>with a simple yet powerful prompt: "What if he didn’t die?">>“Dexter’s in my bones… ‘Can you figure out a way to un-kill me?’”>>Within a week, Phillips had conceived the arc that became Dexter: >>Resurrection.>>The character of Dexter had long weighed heavily on Hall—and the >>notion of giving him closure, redemption, and another chapter was >>compelling. He recalled once thinking of Dexter’s return as a “desire for >>closure,” and realized that the ending of New Blood could instead be a >>stepping-stone for deeper exploration. I feel like $$$ were also a factor.
>>214369780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waylMzCaznE
>>214368276Called in sick today although i'm really not, just hungover.
>>214368541dunno but it's clear from the ending we're going back to the original dexter format where he's killing killers per episode or 2 and there's one big bad he'll deal during the whole season. But my guess is he's going through the prater files running across america the first half and the latter half he's called back to NY by Harrison who is now studying to be a cop as Gigi is studying forensics oh yeah and the big bad is the Ripper (or someone who's claiming kills in his name)
>>214368976Why would he? He gunned down the head of Ukranian mafia without giving a fuck.
>>214369004Quinn is a dirty cop who knows dexter has dirt on him and vice versa. I believe there's some unspoken agreement between them or atleast Quinn perceives so he will not pursue or atleast if we think his character he would probably be the only one alongside Masuka who would have the self preservation to steer the fuck away from Dex
>>214370623>I refuse to believe Vince Masuka is the man who single-handedly brings me downOh no, Masuka is definitely the one that gets Dexter in the end.
>>214370623Masuka already knows. He knows. Hehehehehehehhe
>>214370264You could argue that her arm pit hair is gross but she has an attractive face and if you disagree then you're 100% gay.
>>214370671>You know, no offense but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's?
can anyone tldr this show to me? What I seem to understand about it is that it's a kind of valve for women to lust after serial killers in a safe way
>>214370695huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueNo, Seth has that problem.
So is season two going to start off focussing on Al? Or will he just be offed between seasons, since there's not really much chasing/ piecing together needed?
>>214368789>Fuuuuuuuuk>FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>214369501What does it mean?
Remember that vidya nerd who the show was setting up as a major threat in the future seasons, then it turned out he was just butthurt because Dexter called a videogame about RL serial killers "offensive" so he conveniently sent Dexter ITK's prosthetic hand. Same nerd was later killed by Sirko on Dexter's boat.Same vibes from the NY Ripper.
>ProfessionSerial Killer (1991 – 2022+)Forensic Intern (1991)Forensic Tech (1991 – 1994)Blood Spatter Analyst (1994 – 2012);Log Truck Driver (2012 – ? in Oregon);Sales Associate (late 2019 – 2021 in NYS)Rideshare Driver (2022+)Rate his resume
>>214371193That was one of my favorite subplot
>>214368981James Remar is fluent in Japanese so could be kino.
>>214370667>Why'd you turn me in, Masuka? For money? For justice?>Dex, think of all the criminology majors and true crime bitches I can bang once they know I was the colleague and best friend of the Bay Harbor Butcher hehehehehehehePowerful
>>214370667Oddly enough I watched that episode last night. I feel like everyone is re watching original or something
Will Masuka be able to sense that Gigi has a penis?
sex with deb
>>214370864prater's got a hidden assassin who will kill charley for killing prater in s2 probably
>>214370303>>“Dexter’s in my bones… ‘Can you figure out a way to un-kill me?’”wasn't he the one who wanted dex to die? XD
Why does this guy eat so much pussy? They say if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything
>>214372759he'd feel her dick passenger instantly
>>214371193Remember when that vidya nerd was balls deep in Batista's sister?
>>214371451Suspicious as fuck. Creepy motherfucker.
>>214368981>Masuka shows up while visiting family>He thinks, "wait is Dexter the BHB?">Dexter vs Masuka
>>214369780Woah! A dumb whore who would realistically cheat on Harrison because she is a strong independent woman.
Why is it everytime we see Harrison now he has a mouthful of nasty sweaty hairy pussy?
>>214374009Because you are what you eat
How many slides does Dex have at the beginning of s1e1? 50-60? If he was active for about 20 years at that point, that would be about 3 a year on average, or one every four months. But in s2e1, he complains about not having killed anyone in 30 days since Biney and is counting down the days. Did he only start ramping up the killing in the few years prior, or did he not collect blood slides until he became a blood spatter analyst? How many has Dex killed?
>>214369364This question could apply to almost every dumb thing people ask ITTs
>>214374284Take its canonicity with a grain of salt because it's not really a part of the show and could always be retconned by something like Original Sin season 2 should it get uncancelled, but according to Early Cuts he started collecting blood slides in 2003.
>>214374367Ah, I never watched Early Cuts. Original Sin seems to contradict the canon in some ways, which is why I asked. That would be 9 years of slides and a kill every 2 months or so? That sounds more accurate. That puts his kill count in the 120-130 range, I think.
>>214371451There would be a 10 year gap between resuming the serial killer part.
>>214373594Foreshadowing for when he becomes a cannibal.
>>214374284>Did he only start ramping up the killing in the few years priorThe more time he spent with Rita the more he felt the urge to kill.
>>214374284An old explanation when the original show was still going was that like real life killers, he graduated from 1-2 kills per year to killing a person every month and also he didn't always take slides.Nowadays there are retcons and prequels and shit and he's basically a superhero so we can assume he has killed anywhere between 150-500 people and didn't even evolve but just immediately started killing monthly. There's no reason to try to make sense of the timeline between 1991-2006. It would probably not hold any water so try to not think about it.
>>214374492His total minimum kill count is already +150, there's a list in dexter wiki and it's pretty reliable imo and has very little guessing. It counts flashback kills and implied kills and blood slides which don't account to any kill shown on screen. It also counts police record of BHB killings and stuff which were identified.
>>214374009who said it was pussy?
https://x.com/gamerolled/status/1964475051337777292They really need to just reuse OGs Dexter music
>>214375068Oh cool. Thanks anon.
>>214372610We all signed up for the same mturk gig anon
>>214372610I watched it a few weeks ago. Stopped midway through season 3 when I got burned out. But damn Lyla is a primo piece of art hoe ass.
>>214368276>Anon... what are you doing?>I'm getting dubs dad.>I gave you the code for a reason, anon, you can't just go getting dubs wherever you like...no one can know... not even Deborah... you have to keep your digits to yourself>After all these years, Harry was right. If I'm going to get dubs I need to do it alone... no one can know... not Deborah.. not even OP
>>214368683I wonder if this is a deleted scene or if they filmed both seasons concurrently
>>214375754dubshas to happen
>>214375838>Tonights the night... the night I get dubs
>>214375754>not even Duborah
sex with gigi and thicc thighs deb
All it took was a few sessions with a proper Psychiatrist to get Dexter to open up and even fuck his own girlfriend. Imagine if instead of a retarded code and murder training Harry took him to one that wasn't retardedly evil.
>>214375911keked and checked
>>214375911it's him...the dubity killer
>>214375967it's a tv show
>>214375967Reason he ever opened up to him was that he knew he'd kill him anyway, i doubt any psychiatrist could've done any better than they did with biney when he was a kid.
How many innocent deaths is Dexter responsible for? Doakes, Laguerta, Batista, Miguel Prado's brother, Deb more or less, Rita if you stretch it, black cop from the sequel. Am I missing anyone?
>>214376294>if you stretch itliterally all of those are a stretch except fweebo and the cop but that was obviously self-defense
Now when the dust has settled. Was Resurrection S01 really that good?I'll give it a 6.5/10 (translates to 8.5 in imdb ratings since those fags rate everything 10), so 1.5 points above average. It's a solid TV show and decent Dexter.
>>214376294Billions if you count the loads he dumped into bimbo blondes throughout the series. Oh and the injun.
>>214375967This episode is pretty deep considering the things you mentioned, even considering the fact that he was going to kill him so he could be more open, but he never said anything that could get him (Dexter) fucked later until he admitted he's a serial killer. Also Dexter didn't fit the therapist's preferred victim type at all so he was at no risk.
>>214376294Probably far less than he has saved because often the people he killed were actively searching for a new victim. Not always but often. Too bad the innocent who died were his loved ones or at least close ones.
>>214376607better than 3 worse than 124 but not by a lot, the music thing really irked me
>>214376607Yeah it's easily average and sometimes above average at moments. Not super excellent but it's entertaining, so I'd rate it the same as you (6.5/10). The 8,5/10 also translates more to the 4-10 scale used in some schools and shit. If something were to get a 5/10 in imdb it would be something very niche and unwatchable for most people even if that's just "average". I guess marginal horror movies and shit get's more realistic ratings where 5/10 is the average and a 7-8/10 would be pretty good.
Favorite Resurrection moment? For me it was this
>>214376294The fetish photographer guy, turned out his assistant was the killer, didnt it?
>>214376907For me it's the second twin's death.It felt like classic Dexter for a moment there.>"hey, bro. I'm a big fan of your work. How do you move bodies by the way, you DYEL faggot?">"by which I mean I know you have an accomplice, your twin">"by the way I killed and dismembered your brother and I enjoyed it.">kills the second twin>"help me save his life" cuts his throat to make sure he's dead and collect some blood for a blood slide>"why does he attack poor Dex-- I mean Red for no reason? I dindu nuffin"Fucking based.
>>214371451>Profession>Serial Killer
>>214372523Wait wait, what?
>>214368618Nobody fucking likes Harrison. That whole part of the show is such a chore to watch. Harrison is a charisma vacuum on screen.
>>214376724Never heard of 4-10, sounds weird. And honestly humans as a collective are too retarded to use the rating system properly. In most peoples minds when you give something 5/10 you're basically calling it trash lol
>>214376907When Batista walked in slow motion towards the camera
>>214376988>I killed my brother...>I killed yours too
>>214376907I stood up and clapped.
>>214376907Probably the second Gemini scene. sad he died so quick.
>>214377290Forgot webm
>>214377313Do you have a webm of Dexter rolling his eyes and saying "fuck me"?
>>214376907When Dexter was angry that Dark Passenger stole his name,and when he looked at the textbook he saw Doakes stole his fame.(it rhymes well)
https://youtu.be/IU4o9jOBCoo?si=6_93N8a1usY_jBaQ&t=129dexter(michael) laughing at the midget lol
>>214377027>Simps for a latina single mother>Looks like he wants to cry every scene he's in>Eats out hairy arthoe pussyId be embarrassed having him as a son
>>214377037In at least one country schools give numbers between 4-10 where 4 is F and 10 is the best you can get. It's probably not commonly used globally, but it does lean into the psychology where if something gets 8 on imdb it's "average" and if something gets 5 it's "shit".
>>214377025his wife is Japanese
>>214377370From my experience 5 is pretty much>you sucked at finishing your task, but I don't to deal with all the bullshit that comes with giving a student bad grades so I'll give an "okay" instead of "bad"So I guess it's imprinted in a lot of people's minds that 5/10 = bad.
>>214377453found this out on Le reddit last night
>>214377453*don't want to deal
>>214377453Okay but just to clarify the number ranking literally goes from 4-10 and there's no 0-3 in that system.Or it could be you can get F (4) and then you are ranked 5-10 or 1-6. Not sure why they ended up with that system instead of 1-5 or 1-10.
>>214368276Any webm requests?
>Dextah!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kMGumOq1f9sHere you go jew loving fags
>>214377416Eating sushi every night, wormy not nice.
>>214377529Rita as Tomb Raider
>>214377656Episode & timestamp
>>214377416>>214377646>"Let's not bomb Kyoto. Also, my wife and I honeymooned there">mfw Nolan cast him in Oppenheimer just so he could have this 100% authentic line
>>214377656rewatching the show. man lila is hot. seeing her get ready for the shower. I don't think I could resist
>>214377562>beyblade beyblade let it RIP, dextahwhat did he mean by this?
>>214377676Season One Episode 4 at the 39 minute mark :)
>>214377684
anyone else always think "tonight's the night" when you plan to goon later?
>>214377359Yeah. They'd have been better making him a little more masculine. But I guess when you have a character to draw in the zoomer market this is what you get.
>>214377684Rita is the hottest, sorry man.
>>214368817>never talk to me or my son or my grandson again
>>214377865Yeah. it's close. I was asking myself the same question last night. I just have always stuck my dick in crazy so I think that is what draws me in more
>>214377865>a single mother with 2 kids already and known to date pieces of shit is better than lilaThat's a real hot take there.
>>214377901I just said she was hotter; she would still be hotter in my eyes even if she changed life circumstances with Lila.
>>214376294He had some rage kills too, like that dude he fucked up in the boat cabin place and his first kill in New blood
>>214368626the season we deserve
>out of all women those 5 guys would choose a butterface like Lumen to rapeI can put up with a lot of shit writing on Dexter, but that's a bit much.
>>214373135hottest girl on the show?
>>214378030they raped a girl every sunday, can't be too picky
>>214378108calling fbi
>>214377955It's okay. I'm not judging you for being a cuckold to single moms. You'll make a mudshark very happy one day being the dad that stepped up. Someone has to take one for the team.
>>214377529the big titty girl in New Blood
>>214378184this. I was wanting this
>>214377722
>>214378184>>214378213Any specific episode & timestamp?
>>214378431season 1>I can't even get hardseason 7>aaah I must fuck hannah at all times I am going insane, I will sacrifice my son for her pus
>>214378476episode 5
>>214378483Watch the show again with your phone down this time
>>214378527it happened exactly like that
>>214377972his first kill in New Blood fit the code, the guy had killed a bunch of people on purpose with his boat and didn't get blamed for it
>>214378543They explain why it happened that way
>>214378476ep 5. when she is in a room and gets ready to shower
>>214378108is he fighting pedophilic thoughts or what did that scene imply?
>>214378813think you might be doin a bit o projectin there sonny
>>214378982lol without context it certanily seems that way on a montage level.
>>214378108not gonna reply to all the webms but holy fuck old dexter looked so good, what happened? why do they not shoot on the same cameras?
>>214379068why did older shows still look "Cinematic", like not only were the colors rich and juicy, but also non sterile looking. Everything made today is kinda too clean.
People say watch the show with your phone down but I eat food
>>214375753Gross,
>>214370667>Masuka? It was you all along!?>Told ya, Dex. Auto. Erotic. Mummification.
>>214368703>not posting the original
>>214379567kek
Remember what alittle crazy fuck he used to be?
>>214379897yeah dude could have been a cool, ice cold master serial killer like his dead but instead he is crybaby
>>214377680That's so retarded, Kyoto was never a target. They didn't want to kill the Emperor, they wanted him to surrender.
>>214379068>>214379141Miami setting = warmer color grading (which many liked and helped set it apart from other crime dramas)New York setting = cooler color grading
>>214368541Wish they would experiment with some sci-fi elements. I know DEXTER IN SPACE sounds lame as fuck but Michael C Hall can pull it off as an incredibly campy love letter to that era. Hell have him travel back in time for wacky adventures like Brian and Stewie do in Family Guy, have him save Caesar, put him ni the year 3000 where he goes after a clanker
>>214380190Terrible idea. There's campy and then there's this.
>>214380106
>>214380268he's pink?
>>214369780https://wikifeet.com/Emily_KimballHas potential but needs to paint her toes. Also wow did not realize she had such a killer bod
>>214380106I haven't been to NY but I refuse to believe they don't have colors there.
>>214380316That's a considerably more natural skin tone compared to jaundice yellow on the right there.
>>214380472Of course it does, the cooler grading is just supposed to remind you that it's a colder place in the winter. Miami also has places that aren't tinted yellow or sun drenched during the day, contrary to what the OG Dexter run would have you believe
>>214378184>>214378213>>214378516>>214378785
>>214368618>GhostThat word again, are all of you so fucking stupid you think Dexter sees ghosts?
>>214380595Yeah maybe so is it spring in Res if he was shot in winter and 10 weeks passed. I didn't pay attention at all to what color of leaves were in the trees but I suppose it was actually filmed in spring 2025 too or a bit earlier.
And I know it's still 2022 or so in the universe, they didn't retcon Dexter Res to be in le current year 2025 afaik.
>>214380700>And I know it's still 2022 or so in the universeWhy? Was it filmed that year?
>>214380625
>>214380431Walter White seems to agree with you.
>>214380741No, it was filmed this year. But New Blood took place in winter of 2021. With Dexter being in a coma for three months, it would be early 2022.Plus there's been several notices of dates in Resurrection, and it takes place in March 2022.
>>214380625>of all the killers to be killed by it's the one who wasn't a rapist
>>214380669It's still technically winter 2022, at least earlier in the season. >>214380741New Blood took place at the same time it came out, in/around December 2021, and has shots of calendars which say so. Resurrection did just enough of a time jump for Dex to recover from the gunshot wound and for Harrison to get a new job and not have traveled too far away, so it's 10 weeks later instead of 3+ years later
>>214381186>drivers license>doesnt expire on their birthdaySloppy work.
>>214381050>>214381186I was expecting them to retcon a time skip in just so Harrison's age would make more sense as the time progresses. I think Harrison would be like 13-14 in 2022 so with time skip he would be 17 or so. Of course then it could muddify the rest of the timeline but it really doesn't matter much. And of course eventually (if not already) there will be the situation where the actor is 30 but playing a 18 but this is also quite common.There could also be a timeskip in season 2 where it's now 2026 to be with the current day but whatever. Not super important.
>>214376607I give it 7, very entertaining.Would be even better without DEI family and tortilla
>>214376607Not enough Harrison killsToo much new yorkNot enough debra6/10
>>214368981>>214373564>>214368940you guys should stop suggesting pure kino that will never be seen on screen, it makes me depressed
>>214380268is this the movie equivalent of anti soul gas from video games?
>>214380625AWOOOOOGA
>>214381570i laughed hard at this
>>214381660life's just not fair
>>214380625Hottest girl in all of dexter.
>>214381429I like how Harrison was only upset about killing that guy for like 2 days then he got over it and started eating lots of poon
>>214381943also had zero guilt over framing that bullied guyhe is actually a worse psychopath than dexter, who at least felt bad that time he killed an innocent by mistake
>>214382069he was an inkwell and anime nerd so it's okay
>>214382133Exactly fuck that fat ugly weeb
>>214376907**https://youtu.be/nHLM-kWtkIQ?si=e6aX-Dm6zYdLZp6-&t=71****I saw freebo again!**
>>214382263Dexter is actually calling the writers on the phone and saying "what the fuck is this shit why is she having a full open view and not covering the windows".
>>214382263>DARS A GOY SCREAMIN NEXT DAWH
>>214382381>cawlin erself lady vengeance or some such shit
>>214368541I think we should give Doakes a turn to be the main ghost wingman for a season.
>Dark Passanger!>Tonight is the night.>Fitting Harrys code>Its Over.>UUIII UIIII... UIIII UIIII>Harrison, my son.Did i miss one?
>>214382923I like how there were no "am I good or am I bad" monologues in Resurrection. Other than him acknowledging that he can help his son to become something else than a serial killer, but no doubt about himself.
>>214377359>Eats out hairy arthoe pussyYeah anybody that has dealt with this before, that's a fucking nope once you have experienced that. Fucking arthoes man and their sweaty, matted, wild unkept swamp pussies. And no matter how careful you are you always end up with stray pubes in your mouth that get caught in your throat.
>>214382923>Brian Moser, my brother, The Ice Truck Killer, the one brother of mine who I killed, to recap for newer viewers
Look at the eye roll after he pretends to be scared xD After 2:00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t025KhnnGx4
>>214383198the part where he takes off the neck thingie and laughs to himself is kino>heh...still got it after 10 years
Hope season 2 is even more kinoDexter Forever
>>214383261It's always kino when someone in the movie laughs at their own joke. Another good one is in saw 2 when jigsaw laughs after recording the "needle in haystack" joke.
>>214377905>Handful of Astor asshnnngggg god I wish it were me
>>214382859Yeah this could be very kino
>>214383481
>>214382859>>214383533How about as fan service, they do Robo Doakes but it's not real, it's a dream sequence or something. Like how 13 Reasons Why did it, giving us sci-fi and cyborg depictions of the main characters, including dead ones
Name our band /tv/
>>214383653Dexter fever dream episodes.. lol could be fun
>the guy who composed music for og dexter also worked on silent hillIt was on the bad SH games but still, pretty neat
>>214383784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGkq7iDgBSMJust listen to this shit.....how the fuck can you not reuse his work when it's perfection? Do they not have the rights or are they over their head thinking they can do better
Based or cringe?
>>214383655Bay Harbor Bustas and a Midge.
If Dexter had thought about it for even a minute, he would have realized he didn't need to kill Matt Caldwell just because he busted his nose with the rifle butt. The whole town would have taken Dexter's side after Matt shot the white buck, especially reasonable for Dexter since he was directly in the line of fire
>>214380625This reminds me that there's not a single titty in the new season.
What if Al was actually not real but imagine and artificial killer sent after Dexter. If you write Al it looks almost the same as AI (artificial intelligence).
>>214384337There is actually in fact, one single titty
>>214383655Midget Ure
>>214384367I must have missed it. Whose?
>>214384558armpit girl
>>214384740I looked it up. You're right. But she's flat chested and was lying flat on her back to boot. Doesn't register as booba to me.
>>214384818statistically it was there
>>214384886You are right of course, but I maintain that - in spirit- I have been denied proper hangers this season. Was a time at least one busty actress on this show unleashed her warlocks full frontal. As is my due.
>>214384067Seemed kind of odd how both she and the landlord disappeared toward the end of the season, as if the last couple episodes were supposed to resolve that thread>hey sorry, i'll take care of the mold and forgive the rent you owe but they decided it wasn't important enough and cut whatever scene/s they had left
>>214376907Problem with that scene is if you watch and re-watch carefully and track the glasses, you can't actually tell how Dex managed to drug him. He squirts sedative into the glass on the right, Gemini drinks from what appears to have been the glass on the left instead and keels over. If Dex performed some winning sleight of hand there, it wasn't shown to the viewer at all. Dishonest filmmaking
>>214368541dexter will hunt the killers from the files while the autistic cop hunts him down now that retard le passion is dead
>>214382069I agree. Harryson is terrible. Nothing Dexter ever did is as bad as what he did to the kid. It was genuinely evil. Like, he pretended to be some innocent kids friend, tried to kill him and then framed him. I like him, but he is a piece of shit. >>214383655Four and a Half men
>>214385627based al
my autistic queen
>>214385627I kind of liked his video. It was exciting.I liked lady vengeance too, too bad she would probably kill you after a while. I would not trust her.
>>214385627>Gets away from Dex because he didn't know Hamilton was full of minorities rapping and left early when he found outKek based Al.
>>214385114this is fair
>>214368541A Cargo Box
>>214369244Trinity bros, I don’t think the prequel’s coming out>original sin did pretty well with season 2 announcement >still gets cancelled anyway
>>214368618>I think they're making shit up as they goanon, all stories are made up as they go
>>214376294bathroom guy, photo fetist guy, pedophile, hillbilly in nebraska
>>214386374Wednesday did it first and Wednesday did it better
>>214376294The lady he murdered with a key lime pie
>>214386302>I like himwhy?
>>214386727She knew what he was, and asked him to because she was dying.
>>214386727>>214386881deb looks a lot different than i remembertoo many key lime pies
season's overwat nao?
>>214386832He has excellent taste in womenHe actually tried to stop someone from raping a womanHe always puts Dexter in first place, even if endangers himHe is actually impressed by Dexter instead of disgusted, which I can relate to
>>214387133>He has excellent taste in womenbarfs wtf have u seen what he's into>He actually tried to stop someone from raping a womanbravo truly no one but harrison would've done such a noble thing>He always puts Dexter in first place, even if endangers himbro literally shot him and left him for dead without even a burial what in the fawk are u talking about>He is actually impressed by Dexter instead of disgusted, which I can relate tohe's both which is why he shot him
>>214387082become a lumberjack in oregen and wait until season 2 tracks you down in your new home
>>214387334ok
>>214368541> season 2 opens> dexter is hunting down the dude from modern family> back in NY, hunting down killers with the files he stole> autismo cop is obsessed with the NY ripper lead, which is really a false trail created by her partner (who is the ripper)> ripper is curious about BHB, and slightly worried - he's retired comfortably and gets to fuck with the only cop who is trying to catch him; BHBcould ruin this> less harrison screentime, who is at college, pointless college filler storylines ensue (harrison sees a girl get spiked at a frat party and beats the guy up too hard in front of everyone, le dark passenger is still with him etc)> quinn comes to NY and tracks down dexter - tells him he knows he's the BHB and always has, he believes dexter when he says he didn't kill angel and the talk about deb, part as friends> ripper fucks autismo cop, mirroring the deb/ rudy plotline> dexter is brought into consult after his meeting in s1 and talking about the hook - he and ripper quickly realise who each other are> season ends with ripper killing blessing's daughter, dexter kills ripper but is caught by autismo cop
>>2143873231. A beautiful Latina and a super cutie2. He could have asked for more money, actually blackmailed the guy instead of helping3. This was before this season. I agree, he was awful last season, but now he is always there. I would not infiltrate the party where Dexter was. I would have disappeared after kill Bill talked to me in the hotel room. Dex is constantly putting him in danger and instead of running away he actually helps.4. Maybe before, but now? Doesn't seem like he is disgusted at all
>>214380048The Emperor hadn't lived in Kyoto since the 1860s, the family moved to Tokyo after the Meiji Restoration. Kyoto was just a tourist trap by that point.
>>214380662I meant it in the figurative sense. When someone takes things too literally like you just did, one can suspect the person is on the spectrum. Are you?
>>214368276what would be a proper end for the show? They already fucked it twice, how do they avoid going three for three?
>>214368618>>214368541>>214368276Y'all is dumb. It's obvious that Harrison will be in NYC helping the autistic Detective find the Ripper and help out the NYPD. Dexter will go through the files and kill serial killers starting with Rapunzel.
>>214369004>He already knows Dex is a serial killer,I don't even remember that but then again that is true for everything after S4.
>>214388053How would Harrison even help? She's one of the best in NYC and Harrison isn't even in the force or a detective. Why would she want his help in the first place?Sure the files thing is pretty obvious.
>>214386881still doesnt fit the code
>>214388306what's the code again? there's only like 2 rules right?
>>214386374>using the leaked episode webm i made instead of the new one based
>>214388053Harrison should stay as far away from Wallace as possible. The more time he spends around her, the more obvious it would become that he did indeed kill the rapist and that Angel's theories were correct
>>214371451He was top of his class at Medical School before he quit to be closer to crimes. I know because I was a pre-med when his show came out.
>>2143883341. only kill bad guys2. dont kill innocent peoplemercy killings do not fit the code
>>214388444Rule 1 is "don't get caught" which justified the killing or attempted killing of LaGuerta and Logan
>>214388444He doesn't follow the code strictlyHe is a psychopathHe bends the code to fit his whimsHe also killed people randomly like Deb's bf and the guy after Rita diedHe is a psychopath, not an autist
>>214388359what about gromit?
>>214388306You asked for it.
>>214388482>>214388484she didnt fit the code
>>214388444look at those trips those dubs my god it's even got half an 8 one half less than a triple dub
>>214388484>and the guy after Rita died He didn't bend the code there, he had no choice, he was commanded to do it by fate which attached a deadly weapon to the bathroom key
>>214388531Rule 1.Don't get caught.She knew who he was, and he knew it.Suppose she started babbling in delirium during her slow painful death and said something damning?At this point, I'm pretty sure you're just being intentionally retarded.
>>214387997I liked this season but with the music direction you just know it's going to be something like>Dexter gets caught, full court case episode>last scene when incarcerated is Dexter looking up and making direct eye contact with the camera while realizing he has to finally atone for his crimes as either "Folsom Prison Blues" or "I Fought The Law" plays over the last few seconds and end credits
>>214388594hes gotten caught like 20 timesquestion was>How many innocent deaths is Dexter responsible for?she fits the question, not the code
>>214388611It shouldn't end with him sitting in a prison cell and breaking the fourth wall, because that's how "You" also ended
>>214388655>Dexter waiting to be executed>Gas starts to fill the room>He falls unconscious>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*>Its the morning alarm>OG Dexter intro scene plays, he walks out the door and grabs a newspaper>September 30th, 2006>Tonight's the night
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>>214377905Why doesn't Harrison just live with his half-siblings?! What are they up to even?
>>214388959Cody is the New York Ripper
>>214388959Astor and Cody would be too freaked out when they see that Harrison has become the same age as or older than them even though he's a decade younger
>>214383533>somehow, Doakes returned
>>214388359>>214388190>>214388053He explicitly tells Dexter he wants to go into Law Enforcement. They will have to find a way to tie that into the NY Ripper. Screencap this you know it to be true.
>>214389482Sure, but not by having him directly working with Detective Autist. At most, Harrison will attend that college and have to endure sitting through lectures from her occasionally
RIP /dex/ for now
