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36h until flychads will get redeemed and can be smug for all eternity
>>214373155that's not true, it's not how it works and also fuck you
>>214373162guaranteed to be a disappointing filler ep following the kino that was ep5
>>214373162I can;t wait to laugh at everyone when the fly is absolutely boring and the episode is not about it at all
>>214373142SPOILERS FOR THE FINALEthe plant eats and makes copies of people, it will eat half the cast
>>214373162Oh boy I can’t wait to see the fly for half a second and then get an hour of terrible writing from Noah about how unique and special he is for having a kid.>>214373241This would be kino but it would absolutely ruin the setting/continuity so he’ll probably do it.
>>214373219it will be another flashback episode where the jew and the xenobiologist try and remove a normal ass housefly from the zoo so it doesnt contaminate anything
>>214373215The prop crew have definitely seen it and/or are Alien fans because godamn are the sets and props absolutely on point.
>>214371948>show up in someone else’s property>immediately make it all about you>insist that you’re the true fan and anyone who doesn’t like it isn’t a real fanMan, no wonder this guy can’t write convincing parasites and made the eye thing a hero.
>>214373292>be prop guy for Romulus>everyone loves your work>stay on for A:E>you get to do 10 new sets AND the Nostromo>finish lovingly recreating the Nostromo and expanding on the tools and robots used>Noah walks in>“YEAH OK THEY NEED TO USE AN IPAD AND THE INTERNET AND A CELLPHONE AND THEN PETROVICH IS GONNA FACETIME A GUY AND THEN THEY WATCH ICE AGE AND LISTEN TO SMASHING PUMPKINS AND…”
>>214373091I don’t know how years of Disney haven’t clued you in on this, but these people don’t WANT to be working on this IP. They view the IP as a holding that comes with serfs (that would be you) who will watch whatever has that IP’s name on it. These writers don’t actually like the IP. They want to be telling stories about themselves and resent that instead of just doing that they have to be lord of the manor and dress their story up for their serf population.Noah genuinely thinks the fact that he has a toddler is infinitely more interesting than the entire Alien franchise. Ditto, like you say, with God of War or The Last of Us. Ordinarily, these people would just be inflicting themselves on audiences at Venice or Cannes but because we’ve rebuilt the studio system, they’re now assigned to ideologically shepherd known IP’s.
>>214373162>36 hours
>>214373091Might be a product of the current time where while raising a kid isnt quite uncommon(unless youre south korean) its not something mundane as back some decades ago when virtually everyone above the age of 20 had multiple kids. Combine that with people not having quite as "adventurous" life experiences either and the sociopolitical scene being relatively stable(unless youre ukrainian/russian), sans passive aggressive economical slapfighting, and then raising an ankle biter is now the most interesting part of their life experience. And as goes the saying, write what you know.
What was that cartoon show about people stranded on an alien planet with horrible alien animals and plants? Anyway, that show had cool new alien designs and concepts in every episode while this show here only comes up with what, 3-4? And those are the most generic ideas possible. A tick? An alien tick. whoa whoa whoa, who's that Asimov who came up with this new idea?
I didn't like episode 5.>let's remake the original film but worse
>>214373706>rich nepobabies raised on mass media are bad at writing interesting stories or charactersI guess it makes sense when you frame it that way.
>>214373706I suppose you’re right; these people are such privileged nepo shits that I hadn’t considered that a lot of their lives might genuinely be so boring that simply having a kid is the most interesting part.God, that’s depressing to think about.
>>214373364To be fair, I think they've done a decent job of combining future tech as envisioned back in Alien with what future tech as we envision it in 2025.
>>214373771Scavenger's reign? Interesting to compare that to A:E because in addition to the freaky aliens it also had a "robot becoming conscious" side plot which kind of fits with Morrow's "when is a machine not a machine" question
>>214373259>but it would absolutely ruin the setting/continuity so he’ll probably do it.kek
>>214373795noah said he made ep 5 as the alien movie of his dreams kek
>>214373915Yes, that one.
>>214373991that's fucking sad
>>214373142sneks?
>>214373991>in the alien movie of his dreams the nostromo crew is brain damaged and incompetent>and also jonesy gets no screen time and fucking dies off screenThank god he wasnt in command of the actual one then.
>>214374056plz no
I am enjoying this show
>>214374141the kot should have gotten an epic fight scene with ocellus. kots are the ultimate hunters, this needs to get acknowledged in alien.
>>214374191for me it's more like I'm enjoying this (shit)show
>>214373991It was a decent alien movie. Man the sports who hate this can't make up their mind>NOO STOP HAVING EARTH GEOPOLITICS AND AI SHIT>NOOO YOU CAN DO JUST THE ALIEN EITHER
>>214373331>>214373364>>214373427>>214373706>>214373862You guys are making stuff up in your heads to get mad about again.
>>214374209im pretty sure ocellus cant control dead corpses and that cat was already on the verge of dying when they met after the crash
>>214374228Not anymore. Not after Hawley's interview for ep 5.>It ignores Prometheus and CovenantIt also ignores Alien 3, Resurrection and RomulusBasically Alien Erf is in an alternate timeline with Alien and Aliens. We will most likely never see anything else set there, so I don't really care. Plenty of franchises have multiple timelines / parallel realities >It actually had the aliens land on EarthThat's not an issue>It shares the same setting as Blade RunnerThat's fanfiction, but is not issue either
>>214374270true, but they could bave set something up earlier. after ocellus escaped and before the crash.
>>214374318All evidence is to the co trary atm lol.>>214374338I mean canon-wise. The fear was of an outbreak and the fall of civilization. If they keep it contained there's no problem.I like what Ridley said about how the xenomorph should never be caged / contained like a lab rat. He really disliked the glass box in Resurrection.
>>214374338I get your point, but it could have been massaged into canon even at that level. Not anymore though.>>214374393Well, as long as the "main" Alien universe is not affected I don't care about Star Trek 2009 style reboots and alternates. We will always have the mainline movies and they can't touch that.
hawley is such a fucking retard holy shit
>>214374209Unironically wouldve been a fun throwback to that speech Morrow gave about the cargo being priority>"nothing is more important than the mission, not me, not you, not the fucking cat">the fucking cat then proceeds to be the one who comes closest to taking down one of the xeno cargo
>>214373912It speaks to a lack of imagination, though. The question “how would you solve problems if your microprocessors were worse but your space stuff was better” is fundamentally interesting and the answer is not “iPad but it looks kinda shitty”. The whole point is that they don’t have the iPad!
>>214374056I miss BAD POOOSSY posting.
>>214374644Absolute kino>>214374714Something something For All Mankind?
>>214374644I'd pay to see that.>>214374738You want the good ocellus, but need the bad xenomorph?
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>>214374318It’s clear that Noah wants him to be a mix of Sam Altman and Elon Musk, so he’s obviously meant to be retarded, or a savant at best, because Noah hates those guys and wants to write a show where everyone realizes that they’re actually stupid and contemptible.My headcanon is that he was a very talented junior executive or researcher who was able to somehow seize control of a small company that’s only recently grown somewhat large under his leadership, so while he does have skills at making product, he’s also high on success and is really hubristic about it, which is why he’s aggro’ing WY.
>>214374748SENPAI did this well until it devolved into Soviet-wank. Isolation also did it really well; it was literally cheaper for WY to fly Amanda out to the station to get a physical device than it was for them to radio the data back.Tech just looks fundamentally different in a world where space is cheap but CPUs are expensive.
>>214373292the sets are either copies of the original movie, or empty concrete corridors. the new xeno is a horrible redesign, leathery, dry, single color and poorly constructed, instead of shiny, transparent and slimy, and even the new xeno teeth look "fake", faker than the original.
>>214374808This would also explain why he made the logo a retarded teddy bear. He’s good at shipping product but is way out of his depth in taking over a rapidly growing business.
>>214374808The stupid logo change, the rebrand to “PRODIGY” and the renaming Bangkok PRODIGY CITY seem to be jabs at Musk, yeah. His general personality is making fun of Altman.
>>214374842>Tech just looks fundamentally different in a world where space is cheap but CPUs are expensiveThat's a good observation and a nice sentence.
>>214374919This comes across as stupid seethe from Noah, so I elect to ignore it.
>>214374935yeah but before that it was lole a terrarium for a mildly dangerous spider
>>214374935Yeah in the dumbest way possible. How many reports do you think they had that said they bleed acid and decided not to make those containers acid proof.
>>214375055they didnt expect the bugs would turn on one and mutilate each other to escape, despite the fact they discovered the xenomorphs are very capable of learning and adaptingyeah its a retarded excuse but whatever
>>214375055Shouldve made it out of whatever Wendy's meat hook was made of
>>214375134Would've been smarter to have them act obedient to Gediman and let his hubris be his downfall thinking that he tamed them be the reason they escape instead of TKing the noob ayylmao
If they didn't know there were huggers in the eggs, why did they collect the eggs? If they knew there are huggers, they must have encountered and killed or dissected some, so why didn't they know they bleed acid? Also Kirsh seems to know a lot of the stuff about the huggers by reading about them on the ship, namely about their lifecycle. But who gathered that information? Shit already went wild when the huggers broke out.
>>214374228>It ignores Prometheus and Covenant>It also ignores Alien 3, Resurrection and RomulusMaybe I'm not giving the writers enough credit. These are some genius choices. All of those listed above sucked.
>>214375221>instead of TKing the noob ayylmaotop kek, poor thing, still can hear its begging. Didn't think they could make me feel for a xenomorph. Resurrection needs to be vindicated.
>>214375134>they didnt expect the bugs would turn on one and mutilate each other to escapeThis was retarded too, even if it didn't helped the escape.You wouldn't put multiple snakes/tigers/bears etc in such as small cage as you know it would lead to a high risk of violent infighting, so why do it with an alien species?
>>214375267welcome to how classified knowledge works
>>214375477Xenomorphs are eusocial and they knew so, even in cramped spaces such animals dont fight if theyre from the same colony.Snakes/tigers/bears are solitary and territorial.
>>214375627damn that anon got BTFO
>>214375627>Xenomorphs are eusocial and they knew so, even in cramped spaces such animals dont fight if theyre from the same colony.Well, they couldn't (and obviously shouldn't) have been so sure of that, but I guess it's a recurring plot point in the Alien saga that scientists act nonchalant and retarded around xenomorphs, while actual scientists would be a hundred times more careful with alien lifeforms
>>214373162the ballsack plant will be the final boss, scteencap this
>>214376260>scteencap this
>>214373180Cope. FTA and cryostasis are possible and therefore so is the transferral of consciousness.
wish we got some decent outside shots if the Maginot. I like the design.
>>214376611FTA? Female to Alien trans?
>>214376639Its the operation Wendy will get done
>>214376639Yes. Fuck FTL. Female Synth To Alien. They've already got them on artificial hormones remember.
>on all levels except physical, I am a xenomorph>*hisses*
>>214376765top kek
>>214376260Ballsack plant will eat the xenomorph
STAY COOLAND BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL THIS YEAR
>>214376822that's.. anticlimactic
HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL.EP 6 REEEE
>>214377053like... a whole day migga calm down
>>214376822>Smash zoom to Kersh's face "It turns out it enjoys the taste of acid!">Cut to black>https://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw?si=ALEO60vJISCWUxSQ
>>214377053Like 30.
>>214377096it pains me that this is plausible
>>214377085>>214377110FUCKING HELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR A WHOLE DAY THIS SHOW IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK call me pathetic I don't care
>>214377110>>214377085Says to me it airs in 7 yours?
>>214377159Watch other show? Watch a movie? Read something? Play some vidya? Shitpost for 30 hours straight? Plenty of stuff to do.
OH NO NO>Boy Cavalier was inspired by Elon Muskhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/alien-earth-in-space-boy-kavalier-1236353737/Muskbros...
Pls comment do u like my airdryclay Alien Eggs i made while watching uh probly ep 3Please like my alien eggs ty
>>214377544Egg
>>214377544>>214377573Neat.
>>214377525Wasn't that obvious? He looked like a mix of Musk/Zuckerberg/Jobs.
>>214377902>He couldn’t even quote Clarke properly.That has next to nothing to do with intelligence.
>>214377902If he's really more of an Elon Musk inspired character then hes more of a midwit nepobaby who only gets the fame of being smart by taking credit for what people he paid made
>>214377544eggcellent
didnt watch the last movie, really: i skipped ahead too much it was over in 5 minutes. didnt like what i saw, just confirming it was more of the same . stupidly fetishtically more of the same. tried to watch ep 1 of that new show and same thing... the mad lads finally did it, they put me in a position where i absolutely don't care about alien franchise. wow. i was daydreaming so much of alien universe in the 80s and even 90s and its totally over. but i am cool with it. like a divorce. bye.
>>214378026cya
>>214376822This entire show is just a xenomorph humiliation ritual
>>214378063Just like Aliens the best Alien film.
>>214378063The way it needs to go is to let the show dunk on the Xenomorphs as much as possible, and then at the last second they sit back up like Undertaker and BTFO everything else.
Explain the point of all the lights in a way that's actually reasonable and makes sense within the context of the world
>>214378063Surely the baby xeno in tomorrow's episode will stop the humiliation ritual
>>21437811270's computer server room in one area processing all the ship's data and communications.
>>214378112Same model than Nostromo, duh.
>>214378112it's the tech equivalent of muthur's braincells, like a big raid server
>>214378202So why all the lights and small monitors and awkward interface?
>>214378112Very old mainframes used to have batches of lights so engineers could see broken connections/components. Was easier and cheap than displaying on a screen.
>>214378123I predict that Sid will become the mightiest xeno the franchise has ever seen because he's driven by the most powerful force in the universe: love
>>214378256Anonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat
>>214378157In the OG the lights were all labeled so yeah, kind of a server room. Also it wasn't so over-the-top bright as in the show
>>214378256They couldn't actually stop mice from getting on boats so the assumption is they won't be able to stop them from getting on spaceships either, once spaceships are a mile long and get launched every day
>>214378256Morale, pets have been proven to improve lives and mental healthPest control, rats and other vermin could be in the ship's food supply or just wormed their way in anyway.Use critical thinking.
>>214378377>and this extends to humans who have emotional attachments to each other.May as well just have androids do all the space missions. But that doesn't make for good TV or movies does it.>I am. You're not, you're being critical but you aren't thinking. Much like cinemasins.
>>214378377>cat>big emotional leashPost tits.
>anti cat propagandabeing raided again
>>214378316Why did he do it bros
>>214378316>Camouflage was the name of the ship's cat aboard a US Coast Guard LST in the Pacific theater, WWII. He was known for chasing enemy tracer rounds across the deck.HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>214378435You're seething about a cat that is less plot relevant in the show than it was in the original movie. We don't even see it die, only that the Ocellus got it when the S&R got to the labs. No one in EP5 gave a fuck about that cat either. So what are you whining about?
>>214378256>>214378320>>214378377muslims not welcome
>>214378256>>214378377>3000 years without incidents due ship cats (and counting)>but they're somehow bad in SF because a retarded incel said soLmaoing out loud
>>214378063>literally tail between zer's legs
The only reason I'm continuing to watch is because I want to see Kavaliar get torn apart slowly by a xenomorph. That actor is so good at playing a little fucking asshole.
>>214378579NOT THE HECKIN PETTERINO!
>being mad about the fact CHADesy the cat survived when everyone else beside Ripley diedSkill issue
Is it deliberate or a failure of the show that this is providing more horror than the xenomorphs?
>>214378579>his petCats work directly for WT, they even have their personal bonus situation.
>>214378216The fact that you think a human misquoting/misremembering a piece of trivia is a sign they are "retarded" just shows how stupid you are. He got his point across, the name of the person he was quoting is irrelevant to the point.
>>214377525yawn, lefties are mentally ill, more news at 11
>>214378616>>214377902what are the chances this wasn't some 34D chess by the writers to imply stuff about boy retard, but a genuine mistake on their part that nobody caught?
>>214378672I would believe anything about the writers or Hawley at this point
>>214378653>NOOOOOO, NOT MY HECKIN BILLIONARINO
>>214378600The only horrifying thing about the xenomorph is the lifecycle (facehugger and chestburster specifically), which is literal designed squick fuel (for men especially), beyond that they're nothing too special or interesting. And I say that as a xenomorph lover for over 30 years.
>>214378695commies get the rope first, remember that
>>214378713You won't do shit.
>>214378711I like the adult xenos
>>214378526Muslims can only hate, not love
>>214377544I like your eggs.
>>214378713>supplying commies first (at credit) so they can hang the billionairesBased beyond belief and legit redpilled.
>>214378593Ripley dies in Fury 161 while Jonesy is living off Nostromo's bonuses as the only survivor
>>214378732Yeah, me too. The design is neat and there's a good reason they became *the* inspiration for almost every other "space bug" design in popular sci-fi nerddom onwards.But the adult xeno is absolutely not that horrifying on its own, at all, even just comparing it to some of its contemporaries like Carpenter's Thing, etc.
>>214377159you are fat ugly incel who will die alone and childless
>>214378711I'm forced to agree with you. Perhaps Hawley felt the same, hence the introduction of a new and grotesque little alien to provide new icky moments in between xenomorph appearances. I'm sure it serves a more important function in terms of the plot, or least I'll be surprised if it doesn't turn out that way.
>>214378840Jokes on you I don't want kids.
>>214378902fuck youyou need to suffer I hope elon musk and his 16 kids kills you
>>214373241I can believe it since pod people is classic body horror stuff. Four body snatchers movies and however many books comics and tv versions.
>>214374863NTA. I think the environments are great but I share your view on the Xeno. The design needs more darkness and slime.
>>214378958Why would the xeno even care. It has no eye to be attacked. Any penetration of it's skull would release acid.
>>214373241They can use it for unlocking the secrets of mind-transfer technology!
>>214374863>xeno teeth look "fake", faker than the originalThe Xenos now have Turkey Teeth.
>>214377573>>214377544The wide base is good for standing but kills the egg look. Make a little stand out of plastic using an X pattern that intersects and a divot in the middle. Now you have a good stand for the clay egg. Then focus on the paint job which is what will sell it. Many replicas go too dark, remember that they’re translucent.
>>214379010Because the new canon says the xeno is a joke
>>214377902He would have quoted it properly, it was the writers who made the mistake because they are retarded fat lesbians
>next episode we'll be back to the retarded kids
God I hope this slop won't get a 2nd season.
>>2143792085 season incoming
>>214378829> the adult xeno is absolutely not that horrifying on its ownIt can be. The Romulus birth scene was fantastic. Big penis vagina birth. Giger would have been proud and coomed. It also managed to be menacing for a while doing the Mike Myers thing which is how it worked in Alien as well. Just appearing and slashing, slow inevitable tread towards your doom. The fast Aliens xenos that die in droves and move awkwardly become dumb bugs. The franchise lives trying to cope with these very different incarnations. Alien Isolation made gangbusters with the slow stalker for instance. In this show it’s really neither. It sometimes gets to do the Mike Myers appearing and stabbing but then it’s bravely running away, getting tasered and otherwise jobbing to humans and androids. Which makes it a bitch. Which makes it non scary. Aliens was action not horror. It’s an uneasy coexistence. The Romulus engineerlien went back to the stalker roots and body horror. So they double dipped a lot between Alien and Aliens xenos. (Movie had other problems). Fans are split on what they want as well.
>>214379010Ocellus has a bitey mouth on her bottom.She was trying to bite a hole.The xeno knew she couldn't really hurt it.Gif related.
>>214378316Wow!
>>214379142It's either xenojobber or pet baby xeno, you can only choose one for A:E
>>214379299That's my biggest problem with Aliens. Cameron reduced them to just being an allegory earth bugs with a queen and hive. At least with Ridley the big chap was what it said on the tin "Alien" It was killing sure, but we never really understood it or it's motives. It simply was, with every movie after stripping away the mystery and with it the horror of its presence and ambitions. Why didn't it kill Jonesy when Ripley left him behind, it knew of the escape pod, and to hide, was that because of intelligence gained from Cain when it was birthed? The hell did it do to Dallas (deleted scene non withstanding)
>>214378958I'm so glad i dropped this garbage show a few eps back. love to see these little new turd nuggets it's serving to it's audience, further enshittening it's own full diaper.
>>214379453> pet baby xenoOh god you’re right they coulda gone full Baby Yeed with this. Get your plushies Mommalorians!
>>214379114Ty anon and anons who r egg lovers
>>214379299I still stand by my statement that the xeno is not that horrifying in the original Alien movie either. What sells it there is the absolute defenseless nature of the ship's crew, but that's it. The xeno has all the advantages, except for numbers, the plot gives it the "perfect" ground to hunt it, and it still doesn't act all that horrifying once it's fully grown. Yes, it uses smart predator tactics and has some neat baseline biological tools, but any (trained) security officer with a modern gun (not even a futuristic sci-fi gun) would BTFO it in that scenario. The depiction in Aliens is IMHO a very logical conclusion, and even there, the xenos got the initial advantage because the marines were denied proper info, prep and tools. The xenomorph absolutely requires plot armor or a big advantage, especially on a larger scale, in order to be a credible threat, like many Alien fans want(ed) it to be.
>>214379482>Cameron reduced them to just being an allegory earth bugs with a queen and hive.They're far smarter than Earth bugs. They probe defences, flank, have scouts, take orders from the Queen...
>>214379607Cheeky
>>214379556Part of the horror element is that it does seem to be a problem that could have been solved by some jarhead with a machinegun or a grenade launcher, except the Nostromo doesn't have that. And then in Aliens we actually see these guys handle dozens of Xenomorphs, but it wasn't enough to stop them.
>>214379556Being eaten alive is one of the top horror tropes since the beginning of humanity.>but any (trained) security officer with a modern gun (not even a futuristic sci-fi gun) would BTFO it in that scenarioAnd likely kill everyone as the ships hull would be compromised by the resulting acid.
>we cant afford eva mendez>who can we get?
>>214379482The xenomorph was already a fucked up space version of a specific type of parasitic wasp in the original Alien designs, when they were working on it with Giger and co. The mystery and vagueness did 95% of the job for the xeno in the original, which, while smart movie making, doesn't actually make the xeno any better. In the OG design and script, it was already "just a random bio-weapon beast" and the "cosmic horror" was supposed to come from this realization of the audience, that fucked up weird things like that (or even worse) might actually exist in space somewhere, evolved naturally even perhaps.
>>214379299I really like when the xenomorph lurks in the background, like in Romulus when it decided not to attack Moner to bait the others into opening the door. I also absolute love it when it shows itself slowly from behind something, again in Romulus right after the elevator falls down, webm related, my favourite scene form the movie by far. These are very unnerving moments for me when I see them for the first time.
I just had a random thought.What if Nibs can sort of hear the Aliens?Not to the point Wendy can, but what if Nibs thinks she is pregnant simply because the xeno was growing in the lung and was giving off happy baby growing squeals and chitters, and Nibs could hear them?She thinks she has a baby in her because she is sort of attuned to the growing baby alien?
>>214379632>And likely kill everyone as the ships hull would be compromised by the resulting acid.Lure it into or next to an airlock, or some part of the shit that's "disposable" and kill it there, ideally vent it immediately as well. There, acid problem "solved"99% of the difficulty of the situation in Alien, was the fact the crew had absolutely jack shit to work with, morale was fucked and the xeno had almost every natural and circumstantial advantage it could have. Even then, they still potentially could've resolved it the same way Ripley eventually did, possibly even much easier. But that's not what made it into the movie, yadda yadda.
>>214379726>what if Nibs thinks she is pregnant simply because the xeno was growing in the lung and was giving off happy baby growing squealsThen she is still a psychotic and should be boxed immediately.
>>214377525i thought it would be something relevant to today, like being inspired by palmer luckey and guys like him, young billionaire entrepreneurs. instead this guy just talks about how elon musk sucks at space travel and EVs because he became a republican lol. truly intelligent stuff.
>>214379299>>214379682This specific moment is the scariest for me and conversely my favourite in the whole movie, webm related
>>214379556Well I kinda get your point although there are lots of horror options we never get to see. For instance an intelligent killer that also make more of itself, infiltrate spaces. Aliens is one way to do it but they don’t really do anything after overwhelming the colony. We don’t get to see the takeover either. People are just disappearing from a community (and being made into eggs/hosts depending on which biology you want to run). Something is stalking the night leaving few traces but some shed skin. Now you have a vampire movie essentially. The xenos hide and take out machinery to keep people in the dark about them until it’s too late. This isn’t changing the monster at all just the methods. With the black goo mythology you have even more body horror ways to deal with it. It spreads like a plague, corrupts bodies, births more night horrors. Tons of horror stories are based on this and it easily fits Xenos as bioweapons lore. I don’t think there’s a problem with the creature or the design just the implementation. And the 5 different competing lores about their form and lifecycle and how they act that really fuck things up. Give them more cunning and less running around in a beatemup. Lean into the weird biology more. Give them new abilities or parts. Try the “host affects xenomorph body” thread that was waved around in Alien3.
>>214373142She is a robot with super speed super durability and super strength that little alien baby posed absolutely zero danger to her plus she was actually communicating with it the 100% human going up to a unknown alien was is and will always be completely retarded
>>214379504NEat bunny idea. 3d printed facehugger to friend some months ago
>>214379644That's just part of the human element to designs. We're going to pull from what we know, even the second jaw was taken from Moray Eels. My point was that Cameron just went too hard and took away that mystique it's one thing to take design cues aesthetically from real world stuff it's another to just say yeah it's actually a space wasp with a queen and everything. The less you know the better, letting your audience guess and and theorize (with actual mysteries not that JJ Abrams/Lindelöf mystery boxbullshit) can leave them far more terrorized than showing how the sausage is made. Lambert's death is still horrifying because we can only let our imaginations run wild with it.
>>214379796>For instance an intelligent killer that also make more of itself, infiltrate spaces.That's basically xenomorph version 2, a.k.a. Species, where Giger got to make a more "accurate" version of his Necronom and biomechanical nightmare people. Basically, the true intelligence filter is tool-use, which the xenomorph simply doesn't do (despite absolutely having the build for it) outside of the queen (a little bit), however, proper tool-use *and* a humanoid build/shape basically boils down to "human plus" level of alien threat, which is the "norm" and overdone way beyond the point of cliche in sci-fi. So I understand that there's basically no "winning" here. Either you literally get a xeno with a gun (regardless whether it's a built-in biological, or a mechanically crafted one), or you get a slightly more "intelligent" space bug, there's not much of an in-between that can be really done there.
>>214379764Precum absolutely gushing
>>214379920IMHO, the mystique was lost or not working (for me at least) in the original Alien already. The space jockey and the state of the crashed ship is already pretty evocative of what happened and what the situation is/was, so it's not that big of a leap for the audience to "reduce" the xeno into a "simple space bug parasite" and devalue it that way.Therefore Cameron identifying that the "horror" of the xeno for the one trick pony which it really is, and course-correcting into scaling up the numbers and pitting them in a more "equal" match, where he still needed to give them a lot of plot armor to remain a credible threat for a sequel, was the right idea, even if the OG creature design and idea had more potential, as evidenced in Giger later reusing the same inspirations in Species.
I have only watched Alien, Aliens and Prometheus. Is there any other good film in this franchise?I've also watched AvP 1 and 2. The first one was okay.
>>214380102eww
>>214380144Why wouldn't you watch everything if you enjoy the universe? Just watch them in order of release, all of them.
>>214380143>>214380179I can't read hawley's retarded fucking opinion, he is a certified moron
>>214377525What a novel take. Next they're gonna say 'capitalism bad!'
>>214380292ffs
>>214380143idgi, so who's the real-world equivalent of the android and the monster outside the door, can someone pls explain??
>>214380332what a cliché
>>214380332Jesus christ, the last episode is really titled "the real monsters"? a bit on the fucking nose don't you think?
>>214380113Scaling the numbers was a good idea but he just turned them into 2 int w+m1 machines who just nab people for the Queen's eggs. It bottlenecked any lore and theory we could've had to ants but human sized.
>>214380510I was hoping it might be ye olde expectation subversion, but after reading this >>214380292 it LITERALLY might be humans are bad guys omg, we were the walking dead all along... brao Noah
>>214380551>It bottlenecked any lore and theory we could've had to ants but human sized.Perhaps, but it's clear nobody else on the production/franchise/studio side, or from the original designers (other than Giger, even though he also still liked the Queen and insectoid aspects Cameron eventually went with for his vision) saw any problem or took any issue with the "devaluing" of the xeno. Like I said, it (the xeno) was never meant to be that "deep" despite many anons and fans wanting that, the Cosmic Horror of the xeno was precisely just that "holy shit, think about what a common space parasite from another solar system or galaxy could look like" and the male rape impregnator aspect, that's it. Either way, you could still plausibly increase the xenos' intelligence in any other sequels, etc., if you really wanted to, but there's really not much point in that, unless you want to give them the potential to achieve human level tool-use, at which point they would "devolve" the other way around into a more fancy version of the "Star Trek rubberhead alien" type #450+
>>214380553How is he even gonna frame that as remotely surprising at this point? The whole show has been a competitive greed duel between boy kavalier and that weyland yutani woman. Even the side character humans have been pretty unambiguously painted as shitheads. Morrow is willing to manipulate and threaten children despite having kids of his own, the science couple are experimenting on kids likely in exchange for some kind of advanced fertility treatment or some bullshit, most of the crew of the deep space exploration vessel were either creeps, bigots, or incompetent.He better not pull some game of thrones Daenaerys bullshit and have Wendy ride her heckin cute and cuddly pet alien to kill everyone in the prodigy compound.
>>214380797>Either way, you could still plausibly increase the xenos' intelligence in any other sequelsI was kind of hoping when they reveal that Ripley had a mix of Xeno DNA the Xenos would get a bit of her intelligence as a trade off so we'd see them doing some more tricky thing like the Elgen sticky trap. But they also ended up fodder for guns. It's why I appreciate the Dark Horse comics on some of their work, especially Dr. Church's story.
>>214380874>He better not pull some game of thrones Daenaerys bullshit and have Wendy ride her heckin cute and cuddly pet alien to kill everyone in the prodigy compound.This is going to be the ending. I can see it already.
>>214380874given the capeshit tier writing so far, it will undoubtedly end this way
Name a more badass character / scene in an Alien movie
>>214380144Alien 3 and Resurrection are unironically kino and better than Aliens. Bishop is the only reason to watch Aliens and is otherwise a poor mans Starship Troopers.
>>214381491they are cool, but let's not pretend they are better than Aliens kek
>>214379682Something has been bothering me about the Romulus scene. Compare that to this one. Cailee just doesn't sell it. Dunno what it is. There might be a mismatch between the xeno and her reactions, a puppet that is less articulated maybe or something else, we know she can act, so it's not that. Her reaction feels off, unauthentic while Siggy gives a 10/10 performance and makes you believe it.
>>214381473His speech was hype
>>214381726>FUCK THAT THING, LET'S FIGHT ITBased beyond words. I am looking forward to many similar scenes in Alien Erf :^)
>>214379682>>214381714the xeno in 3 moves more naturally, look at it slide into frame, it looks like a real biological thing movement
>>214381617See these takes for why I hate Aliens. >>214379299>>214379482Reducing xeno to space bugs with queen and hive was retarded. And again, I'd rather watch Starship Troopers for action/war film in space.Fincher and Jeunet did excellent jobs taking the franchise in very different but novel directions in terms of tone and visuals.
>>214381714caille can't act
>>214381491>ResurrectionExplain, never seen it cause it seems everyone has agreed it's goofy shit
>>214382127>basing your kino viewing on some retard's opinion
>>214380510maybe the real monsters are the friends we made along the way...
Would be cool if The Real Monsters turned out to be King Kong and Godzilla.
>>214382127Don't listen to him. It's Whedonslop.
>>214381714agree. i think it's the weird camera position in romulus and the fact that in alien 3, sigourney is sitting on the floor against the wall (claustrophobic and trapped), whereas in romulus they are awkwardly hanging in a giant open elevator shaft (maybe vertigo inducing but not really claustrophobic). or maybe it's the lead up to it, in alien 3 it takes time to happen, and it happens right after brutally murdering the "lead" character in a small space and ripley is caught off guard with nowhere to run, whereas in romulus there isn't that much tension in that particular scene, just a ticking clock and lots of noise
>>214382238It's going to be image related.(insider here)
>>214382127Aliens is pretty lighthearted/goofy yet its well liked. Resurrection has pretty great cast and comic-book/MTV visuals that I enjoyed. Watch it for the weirdness of Jeunet.
I want to see kenner bullshit in live action.
>>214382127It's odd, but has some good visuals and scenes. Also has one of my favorite actors in it: Michael Wincott. Sadly, Joss Whedon did the script so you get proto Marvel dialogue that sours the movie. Has some of the goriest kills outside of AVP:R and one of my favorite chestburster scenes.
>>214374191Are you a Jewish republican? I am assuming that photo is of you. Kek.
>>214381805>space bugs with queen and hive was retardedwell there is a cargo bay full of eggs in the first movie, something must've laid them
>>214379173I like the robits and you should too
I was so mad when they immediately revealed Wendy's identity to the brother, they should've let him crush on her some more
>>214382785Prometheus implies engineers manufactured them as bioweapons. Alien implies xenos can create them from other biomatter. Either of these are infinitely more intriguing than drawing from bugs
>>214382895>Alien implies xenos can create them from other biomatterthe eggmorphing was kind of stupid though
>>214382895But WHY?! What did we do wrong!?!?
>>214382932NTA but being turned into food as your still conscious being transformed into an egg sounds horrifying, when you watch the first face hugger attack on Cain you see that lump of flesh pulsing inside before it latches, that means that whatever that was, was still 'living.'
>>214382745Apparently the byford dolphin kill was originally written for Lambert in the original Alien. Would have been gnarly as fuck.
>>214382745Agree with this. It starts of pretty good and then suddenly drops off into a really goofy B movie that weirdly still has some great visuals, like the one scene with all the jarred hybrid fetuses
>>214382127Brad Dourif elevates everything he's in
>>214378600to be fair I always thought the xenomorphs themselves were more "cool" than terrifying, it's the facehugger/chestburster combo that really fucks with people. the most visually repulsive creature in the show so far to me is the leeches, the way they move REALLY fucks with me. that said I'd rather deal with literally any other thread in the show than the eye. I find it downright impressive they managed to create something so downright fucking horrible and revolting in 2025, feels like some of the first real creativity we've seen in the industry in DECADES
>>214383182>>214382127
>>214383375eye simp
Can someone please leak the episode? I can't wait another day and a half.
why would an synth need to wear goggles?
>>214384119Black Goo
>>214384110sent ;)
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214384157um yikes bro she's like 11
what % of the people in here have/had a waifu when it was a thing in the 00's and 10's like frequenting generals and light e-stalking etc
>>214383454Why did he do it
>>214381473something about the Alien 3 xeno made it the scariest it was like it was on crack or something
>>214384119Why would he need protective googles to dissect a creature? My guess is that they have some enhanced reality ui in them, maybe a microscope.
>>214373142>Space snek editionraised by wolves bros...
>>214384119PPE to protect optical sensors from acids etc.
>>214384377to fend off the mad squirts
>>214384110You don't have to.It's tonight. In about six hours.
>>214384187I'm currently simping for the new Linkin Park singer and waiting for one of the songs to appear at the end of an Erf episode kek
>>214384119To look cool.
>>214384449best answer
>>214384442i didnt even realize they'd gotten a new lead >tatum died in 2017what the hell i cant believe it's been this long is the new girl good
>>214384429
>>214384429I want to believe.>>214384442Holy shit taste.
>>214384119>expendable science-janny doesn't use protective gear>"that's bad writing!">expensive synth use protective gear>"that's bad writing!"These threads man.
>>214373142Sneky sneky :)
>>214384516No.
>>214384119
>>214384516Yeah she has a huge range and screams like a banshee. She's also hot af which is the best part :) Check these outhttps://youtu.be/9L_ZdETLgzQ?feature=shared&t=130https://youtu.be/GgKhwjFygF4?feature=shared&t=97
>>214384527I'm just saying, it always releases a day early there.Why the fuck do you think I get so mad at the torrent faggots?They gatekeep their torrents even though it is already out on that website.Then they bitch and moan when I post the website here.
>>214384590Based rape goggles poster
>>214384629She's shitChester was better
>>214384654>it always releases a day early thereYou are lying. I know you are lying for a fact, can't figure out why tho.
>>214384693They have very different singing styles, I like both.
>>214384629You're delusional. She sounds like shit.>>214384429>>214384705Time will tell who's right.
>>214384705I'm not stopping you from checking for yourself.No one is.
>>214384629>She's also hot afYou're joking right? She's 05/10 at best
>>214384762Ok I want you back here to apologize in several hours when it's not on your stupid site
Who should they cast in the next Alien film?I think Dafne Keen would be a good supporting actress.
>>214384629i really like the screamingdamn she's goodthey're literally guano apes now or what
>>214384868No, she's walled already.
>>214384783>>214384759I think she's a 10/10/ She's also 39 yo
>>214384959them boobas damn and she's a scientologist toodamn wtf she's 11/10
>>214384896She's great at both old and new songs. Check out something slower and with higher, clear notes:https://youtu.be/LzJ2EKEslYAthere's been a general for her and LP on /mu/ since January, if you are into Linkin Park
>>214384959You poor bastard... your brain is fried>>214385024>if you are into Linkin ParkIncredible irony
>>214385019I thinks she's not a scientologist anymore, but info is scarce, so that's based on conjecture.
>>214385041Yeah I know it's a problem she's 39 and not 9 around these parts
>>214384868She looks like Noomi Rapace
>>214385071kek
>>214385071>if you don't agree this 3/10, wasted, tattooed, haggard woman is a 10/10 then you're a pedoAs I said, your brain is fried
>>214385190>your brain is friedI'm not disputing that. Hags are in vogue tho.
>>214384442Going to see nu LP in Vancouver this month
>>214385477based, I already did a couple months ago, it was awesome
Fede Alvarez not directing next Alien cause Ridley wants to direct it himself or somethingIt's a shame. Fede deserved the next movie
>>214385727Ridley said he is done with Alien
>>214384119Because even synthetics can get damaged
>>214385779>Ridley said
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with the engineer from Prometheus. I've lost interest in all boys, besides him.The engineer from Prometheus really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.
>>214379682Too bad the next scene was probably the worst fucking scene in the whole movie, lmao
>>214385935>I'M ACTING face
>>2143821274 is a fucking cool movie (not good, not bad, but cool)
>>214386018>I've lived long enough to see anons praise Resurrection on /tv/grim
>>214384868for the love of god please stop casting young people. One at most. Alien wasn't supposed to be some YA hunger games/divergent shit franchise. Both of Disney's entries so found excuses to have a young cast and it's gay as fuck
>>214384629Good, but will never be this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjN-NGsRg9g
>>214386108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAOLJVsk9mAFor me it was this. Both gone, god dman.
>>214385727Ridley needs to drop dead already lmao
>>214386182shut up blue cat loser
>>214385727>Ridley wants to direct it himself>it turns out shit as always cus he's not tard wrangledI kind want this to happen, for the lulz
>>214386108>>214386172>>>/mu/127627019
>>214385727>anime picture>liked romulusopinion disregarded
>>214386358Ridley wants Prometheus 3. Romulus 2 will have another director, Ridley will produce.
>>214386182yupluckily he's ancient
>>214386099thisyoung predominant cast reduces the impact of the movieit worked well in romulus because of the set up plot wisebut in general - astronauts and the like should be at least in their 30's if not 40's and 50's
>>214386399>liked Isolation>liked Romulus>liked Earth>getting Isolation 2>potential custlerfuck AND potential ok movieI... am satisfied? What the fuck is this timeline
>>214386399>Ridley wants Prometheus 3We didn't even get part 2.
>>21438618287 fucking years old
>>214386485I am pretty happy as well. Never thought we would get constant Alien media. Even if it's meh or shit I appreciate more in that universe.>>214386497One weird thing, when they ask him about a Covenant sequel he usually says "yeah if I get a good idea"... ok so he doesn't have a plan that was cute short, he had no idea how to finish David's story?
>>214386485You sound based, anon.
>>214386457This isn't like today, we've mastered space travel and colonizing alien worlds. We have space tug boats hauling mining shit like it's Tuesday. Once a form of travel is mastered it's no longer for the higher class or top shelf of humanity. You're going to get all kinds in space now
>>214386568If it's not obvious from how much of a dumpster-fire Prometheus was, he never really had a plan. He's old, he's found religion, he wanted to wrap up some surface-level pseudo-religious themes in a Ancient Aliens episode, and obviously never had an idea where it was going. There was no deeper story, there were no answers, it was always just Reddit-tier shite. That's one reason we got Covenant, and that's why he admits he never actually had a plan for David.It's weird how man anons (and namefags) want to give him the benefit of the doubt over a film Reddit worships when he wasn't even behind the writing for the original Alien.
>>214386485>>liked Romulus
>>214386645>he never really had a plan>he never actually had a plan for Davidabsolutely grim
>>214386646yeah Romulus is good, deal with it
>>214386750I'm sorry m8, I wanted Prometheus to be based and fun, but it's aged like junk and between Covenant and Ridley's revelations I'm really disappointed.On the plus side, we still have the original Alien film and we have Babylon 5.
>>214386576I watch Badlands for she>>214386646It apes Isolation on the aesthetic department (absolutely the only one job every Alien media since the first movie and it seems to miss for some fucking reason), and also makes fun and steals from the others movies retconning them out of existence in the process.>>214386729show Pita ma'am, I beg u
>>214386770>Romulus is goodNo it's not, pic is another example: fucking great concept and the movie do absolute NOTHING with it.
>>214386896saar
>>214386896wdym? this was the coolest scene in the movie
>>214386896This is was specifically for Isolation 2 to ape, zero-g sections
>>214386916>fucking kino horror concept>absolutely zero tension because she can't die at this point of the movie and nobody is with here to get fucked by it and she didn't even get a scratch from it>scene is basically useless, you can cut it, it doesn't even matter
>>214386896There's nothing to do with it cause it's a boring shit concept. It's just WOWEE ZERO GRAVITY and that's it
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