Nu Trek fucking sucks Edition #517Previously on /trek/:>>214383703
>>214394566Bill doesn't give a third of a shit about Star Trek.>I'm gonna tell you something that nobody knows. I've never seen another 'Star Trek' and I've seen as few 'Star Treks' of the show I was on, I've seen as few as possible," he told Entertainment Tonight. "I don't like to look at myself, and I've never seen any other. I love it, I think it's great. I just don't, you know, I don't watch television, per se."
OP is still a faggot regardless also I'm stealing star trek sex with shran
>killed ENT just as it was getting great and had the sets run over with bulldozers so it couldn't be brought back>signed Kurtzman to run Star TrekBeing a rapist was not even the 3rd worst thing about Moonves
How do Trekkies feel about the fact that "subspace" is now a term used in the kink community?
>>214393920It's pretty clear DS9 and Voyager would be too much work, but I think at the very least it'd be worth doing a fresh remaster of the old 2009 TOS remaster to replace all that cartoonish looking CGI with far superior modern rendering, made to look much less incongruoushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR8gUr6VOpkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waDteg5HmEoAlthough hell, I wouldn't complain if they went more movie quality with ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4ifTaRbLQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoUmJ439nDsCould even throw caution to the wind and do it all again with models...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN-aErGZxmMI kinda wish they could borrow the original model from the Smithsonian and reshoot all of its scenes for extra authenticity but that's a pipe dream.
>>214395140Most Trek folks are heartened to see folks of alternative lifestyles adopt Trek.
I hate most of nutrek especially s3e3 of discovery, literally the worst episode of trek ever written, and when I stopped watching. but I’m also not going to pretend it’s the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. some of it is enjoyable and ld did provide the most comfy trek of the last ten years, which is admittedly not saying much
>>214394618op btfo
>>214394566Sorry, but I literally don't care about whatever gay little civil war you kids are supposed to be having. I watched TOS, it was just too corny to take seriously. DS9, VOY and ENT were also fucking trash and nu trek is just gay aids.TNG will always be not just the golden standard but the definitive Star Trek and luckily there's seven seasons of it, all of them great (yes, including 1-2).
>>214395562Imagine even acknowledging the existence of nuTrek lmaoYou watched it? lmao
>>214395562retard
>>214395823I have seen every episode of trek except most of discovery s3 and all of s4. I also think Andor is the best trek this decade and I earnestly do believe that show’s emmy success and the paramount merger will usher in a new age of quality trek in the tail of the 2020’s.
>>214395852I don't think Andor is Star Trek
star trek pon farr with dr selar
>>214395803Based. This should be the mandatory oath taken before declaring oneself a Trekker/Trekkie/Trek fan.
>>214384152this looks really fake>fat actress>more fat actress>stunt woman clearly being pulled>stunt woman clearly being pulled (2)>stunt woman controlling her landing>stunt woman actually pretending to fall>fat actress pretending to just have landed without moving to much because that would tire the fat actress out too muchwhen we see fat actress again they pretend that the camera was following some action as if it was just happening unexpectedly, but that doesn't work at all with the stunt shots before being completely statichow many millies was the per-episode budget again
>>214395883I think Andor is the best trek made this entire century. no longer can we trekkies argue and pontificate the virtue of allegorical science fiction; as if trek were some beacon of modern philosophy incarnate in television. no no, the star war has taken it from it us. and we are left with episodes of spock dealing with his sitcom emotions for the upteenth time.
>>214395803calm down faggot
>>214395932Hahaha
>>214395803Absolute trash opinion. You're a bigger fag than OP.
>>214395981Again. I do not believe Andor to be Star Treek. And Google's AI overview agrees with me. >No, Andor is not part of the Star Trek franchise; it is a television series set in the Star Wars universe, exploring the struggles against the Galactic Empire. The confusion may stem from Star Trek's own inclusion of a planet and a race of aliens called Andorians.
>>214395968some woman reviewed an episode of STD during which tilly's supposed to be mentoring some students, and they crash land on a planet with sandworms or smth, and their genius plan was to have her fat ass run a kilometer with a beacon to distract the worms, and the reviewer is crying laughing the whole time
>>214395990>>214396011Hate me all you want, you trannies will never tell me I'm wrong.
>>214396047that’s too bad. Andor is still the best trek made this century. how sad for you, not enjoying among the best star trek ever made by human hands. or perhaps you love your nutrek, perhaps, and the notion of disney producing a better trek than your flamethrower bridge could possibly comprehend must mildly frustrate you. seriously though, bantz aside, if one were truly invested in nutrek, I wonder how that person would genuinely react to the superior allegorical science fiction in Andor. complete with some profound british speech in some galactic federation’s parliament in dissent of some facist dictator. does paramount truly need some higher tier professional like gilroy to reach the heights of the 90’s? how sad
>>214395968What was she thinking? Just gets her foot in the door of Hollywood, then immediately eats herself into morbid obesity.
>>214394566Skydance hires you to reboot the Star Trek franchise, clean slate and as much money as you want to bring in new fans and great quality. What do you do?
>>214396225hire tony gilroy and let him be a history nerd
>>214395968That's one fat bitch
Episode 18 of Prodigy and Janeway FINALLY knows what's going on with the Protostar and the anti-starfleet future weapon. Nevermind, great she's in the brig. This show and it's endless cliffhangers is really annoying. It's like that one episode where Data wasn't allowed to tell them what was going on, but it's an entire season of that. Just constantly characters being ignorant of information that would help them make informed decisions. And that's the "drama." I guess this is propaganda for kids to teach them not to ever have secrets or lie about shit. Now Johnny what went wrong in that episode? Well the crew was scared Janeway would be mad at them so they didn't tell her the truth. And was that wrong Johnny? Um, yes, I think? Fucking fascist Kurtzman bullshit.
>>214384152Had this been Worf, he would've exploded upon impact.
>>214396225Hire:>Tony Gilroy for his own original Star Trek show set in the far futureCancel:>All current projects, no more prequels shit, we go forward from now on.I also consider doing a floating timeline, which could mean prequel stuff but if we do it we make it without having classic characters because they had enough. Hire for movies:>Matt Shakman, let him do whatver movie he wants, the Fantastic 4 space scene earned him thatPerhaps I think of hiring Lord and Miller and Noah Hawley..
>>214396225Just one or two dudes in a shuttlepod. Traveling. Exploring. And maybe they're like Starfleet investigators. So it's True Detective or X-Files vibes. And they're going from planet to plant. And each 'sode is like a Twilight Zone. Stand alone. Just like a solidly written pulpy sci-fi short story.
>>214396136
All you need from Star Wars is:>Andor>R1>ANH No longer is it a saga about "the empire" or fucking Anakin Space Messiah. It's just a simple story about the Death Star where it gets blown up at the end. THE END.
>>214396225Declare everything after the TNG era non-canon and fund a show taking place in either that era or the TOS movie era that focus entirely on exploration, anomalies and - very sparingly - time travel and parallel reality shit. I would also back more cosmic horror stories. Not full-on Lovecraftian but episodes that make space actually feel vast, unknowable and fucking terrifying, complete with ancient monoliths, artifacts, dead worlds and forbidden knowledge just beyond the veil of our understanding. The implications of concepts like immortality, ascension, transhumanism, different dimensional planes and so on would get a lot more attention.Under my leadership, Star Trek would begin pushing boundaries and limits of human imagination and existential possibilities again.
>>214396331Normies want long connected stories though
>>214396225KLINGON - FEDERATION WARS MOVIE TRILOGY
A series telling the story of Qo'Nos joining the Federation, told through the eyes of three generations of a Klingon family.
>>214396225Get the Foundation showrunners to make a 5 season story arc Star Trek series
>>214396449a david goyer trek? no thank you. that dude also snapped zod’s neck
>>214396225He said numerous times he is a fan but the leadership at Paramount didn't want him, get him as the big boss of the franchise. This is the way.
>>214396498>>214396321>makes a better trek than star trek>wins emmys>refuses to elaborate
>>214396225Easy,>Tony Girloy and Noah Hawley for TV side>Denis Villenueve, Christopher Nolan, Matt Shakman and Quentin Tarantino for Movies sideHire me Skydance
>>214396561The Tarantino Trek script is just sitting a filing cabinet somewhere in Paramount HQ. some intern needs to leak it already
>>214396632He is a hack for not doing it
>>214396070I know what you're talking about, I saw it a few years ago. I can't find it for the life of me anymore though, they might've unlisted it or it might've gotten claimed by youtube. From what I remember the reviewer kind of looked like a lesbian, but I think she was straight? Damn shame too, it was a funny enough video with good points.
>>214396513I don't know why you keep pushing this. Trek is about exploration, Gilroy made a good Star Wars.
>>214394566lower dreck is not star trek
>>214395522>Haha more like Anthony Rape
>>214396921No, trek is about science fiction. and science fiction is allegorical story telling. of which, gilroy produced the superior science fictional allegory of this century. there’s kurtzman literally time travelling to now so we can shake our head at ICE. and then there’s gilroy sowing historical reference to france in wwii and now he’s winning emmys. if the new frontier of conferring nutrek fags is asserting Andor is the superior new trek, then I will enjoy asserting it. if not to rewatch Andor
>>214396498Gilroy would probably produce something in the TLE that would be extremely well received but nobody would watch it.
>>214397039>making up what Star Trek is aboutGene would spit on your grave.
>>214397278>Gene would spit on your grave.Good saying. I'm gonna add it to my repertoire when arguing on /trek/
>>214397278if the nutrek faggot wants to argue trek isn’t science fiction, good luck. their retarded faggotry is self evident and beyond arbitration
>>214397350>hurr trek is all science fiction>dr who is trek now and if you disagree ur nu trekWhat shitty bait, now I'll be joining Gene in spitting on your grave.
star trek sex with shran
>>214397423if you either can’t or won’t understand star trek is the de facto western science fiction, compete with inspiration for the cell phone and automatic doors, and why the mantle of nutrek failed to maintain this standard, then that explains why you’re a nutrek faggot. seriously, nutrek faggot, you have positioned your internet opinions into a corner where you are now strongly asserting Star Trek (TM) is NOT science fiction. that is where you are. you have crossed a rubicon of retardation and the rest of us normal and reasonably intelligent people simply clasp our mouths in gasping horror. how truly bizarro you have become. up is down. black is white. and the star war is the superior new trek.
i dislike nutrek as much as the next guy but asserting that star wars is star trek is some next level bait
>>214397773didn’t one guy write and direct not one but two star war after and because he directed not one but two star trek films? really not that strong a b8
>>214397773Andor is more Star Trek than Star Wars. And it's more Star Trek than NuTrek. Officers in Andor talk more like Starfleet officers than Starfleet officers in NuTrek.
TNG reboot when?who will play picard?not tom hardy fuck you
every version of this design looks goofy as fuck
>>214398206The dish sticking out makes it extra goofy.
>>214398222it really does looks like if a mentally challenged person designed a ship
>>214398206defector dish helps them go
So are the last two thread titles the oldtrek geezers' reaction to getting completely pwned? >>214366517
>>214398206At least its not as bad as pic related.
>>214398618Are you antagonizing the thread on purpose?
>hey let's just shit on Shatner randomly on Star Trek dayI hate these "Takei good because gay and liberal, Shatner bad because straight and conservative" faggots so much
>episode directed by Jonathan Frakes
I haven't been paying attention to Star Wars since Disney ruined it you lot can fight over when I mean so I briefly thought you guys were talking about some ST fan production with Andorians or something
>>214396047>Google's AI overview agrees with me.Wow, what a clueless fuck.
>>214398726The OP antagonized the thread on purpose.
>>214399335nah op's cool ur a fag tho
>>214399335Did he? The majority of the thread would seem to agree with OP. Are you sure you wouldn't fit in better on reddit or bluesky?
>>214399335No, my team of scientists has just confirmed that Nu Trek rates anywhere from "shit to fucking shit" on the quality scale.Also, it seems the men of science have left a note here. Let's see what it says>Also Lower Decks is gay and is particularly not Star Trek lolWow, scathing criticism from the esteemed gentlemen in white coats.
>>214394618Didn’t he star in a YouTube fan fiction last year or something?
>>214399407mindless trolling>>214399421claiming to speak for others, when you're only speaking for yourself, is one of the classic signs of being a sociopath>>214399456completely delusional
>>214394777Enterprise was the first woke show. Much like ds9 did the first lesbian kiss, ent gave us the first broadcast interracial cuckolding scene.
>>214399335Nope
>>214399523He read all of TekWar, though. Even finished the shitty game without cheats.
Where can I watch or read interviews with Avery Brooks about DS9? In these Star Trek docs and BTS stuff all you ever see is the briefest of clips where he barely says anything of note. And he's never on those con panels
>>214399623Also he's not even in the DS9 book so far. What gives.
>>214399623>>214399640man knew when to get out when the getting was good, and not make trek his entire personality
>>214399549what? which episode was that?
>>214399754when Phlox's wife comes aboard
>>214399765oh thatand she hits on trip if I remember correctly
>>214399623>>214399640You have to read between the lines to get a feeling for how the DS9 cast and crew feel about Brooks.Listen to the kinds of things they say about him>he's a presence>he's an... interesting guy, one of a kindAnd then you hear things like>The DS9 set was very serious, no laughing>There was a bad atmosphere at timesAnd then combine that with Brooks being a total non-presence after the show wrapped and it's pretty clear that he was kind of a difficult asshole who was a nightmare to work with, just the cast are terrified to name names because he's... well, the captain and maybe because he's black lol
>>214399799>it's pretty clear that he was kind of a difficult asshole who was a nightmare to work withNo from what I heard them say they loved working with him especially when he was a director. You should fucking hear how they glaze him then. He's seems perfectly professional but just, aloof. It's hard to believe there's actors who don't love to sit there and jerk off about how great they are and how great the show they're on is but I guess there are and he's one of them.
>>214399852Something definitely happened in the early seasons between someone on the cast, I just can't figure out who it is, but there is too much smoke for there not to be fire about the atmosphere on set being shit. It seems to have loosened up over time, I just kind of assumed it was Brooks and someone because it makes the most sense.
>>214399937It would make sense if it was Terry because she was cast very late and she even admits she used up a lot of time having to redo shit and felt extremely bad about it to where she was like "ugh just recast me."
>>214395140The Venn diagram of Trekkies and kinksters is a circle. My safe word is 1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-Charlie-3-2-7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-Tango-7-3-2-Victor-7-3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-9-7-6-4-3-7-6
>>214394618Never get high on your own supply. Most TV and movie stars NEVER watch any TV, they don't even own televisions.
>>214398785Takei literally says on camera how a older gay man helped him learn he was gay as a young teen. Literally groomed by a pedo and encourages it. He's a monster
I need one of you photoshop wizards to add a red blinking youtube circle and arrow to thisSTART DOING THIS, that kind of thing
>>214400736The "older man" was like four years older than him.
>>2143958 Its true all of it!
>>214401002i know this probably isn't what you had in mind but i made myself giggle making it
I literally know nothing about Star Trek other than it was the father of yaoi fan fiction.Should I start watching?
>>214401869>Should I start watching?Definitely
>>214401799Just be glad Avery Brooks doesn't show up to these!
>>214394566I think Lower Decks after season 1 is fine. Season 1 tried to be Rick and Morty while most of the next seasons felt like normal Star Trek episodes with more humor
>>214394566
>>214394566based
>>214398017>tranny>finale>ferengi>insaneway>trippy
>>214402077I think you're a gaynigger from outer space.
>>214402514youre correct, trek and morty sucks
>>214402077Yeah it's fun. I can't imagine the show is any good for people who don't know much star trek though, references to existing trek material have gotten more laughs out of me than "new jokes."Oh maybe that explains these trannies, they don't watch trek and just come to shitpost.
>rewatching VOY>get to episode where Ensign Kim admits he remembers what it was like inside his mothers wombVOY really doesn't waste time jumping off the deep end does it?
>>214402759Kim is an incel idiot multiple times throughout the series
>Oh maybe that explains these trannies
Bareback missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation with ensign Ro.
>>214394566I bought Resurgence from the Xbox Marketplace sale a few days ago and finished it today.It's the best Trek next to Picard Season 3, simply because it is just your average TNG episode dealing with a phenomenon and everyone acts like a starfleet officer.A fucking Telltale game got a better grasp on what Star Trek is than any other media in the last 20 years barren a few exceptions (like Picard S3).
