Previously on /dex/ - >>214390528
>>214404908dexter more like...sexter>vince laughs
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>>214404942But he doesn't sex anymore. His son does eat enough pussy to get throat cancer though.
>>214404951Hannah was the best /dex/ girl
>>214404998>If I hide behind this tree they won't know I'm here
>>214404908I forgot what scene was Dexter mocking there.
>>214404908Coming soon: Michael C. Hall in a new live action version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas
>>214404942Sexter Moggin.https://youtu.be/Osq5J-knwYg
>here's the kid I was telling you about
Doakes looks like he'd racially abuse you and call you a cracker
Dex bros... is it wise for a serial killer to have a band?https://youtu.be/6-rRljJ2ZWY?list=RD6-rRljJ2ZWY
>>214405175No, what did YOU mean by this?
>>214405256Does that poster possibly fit the code
>>214405198He looks like he could be lowtiergod’s dad so that checks out
>>214405375>some writer thought this was hilarious
Why didnt he eat her pussy?
>>214405095i really fucking wish they didn't kill brian because it could have been ultimate fucking kino(the books are pretty good by the way, in the first one brian does not die but they dont team up either)
>>214405463Because she didn't consent to kissing her on the mouth first
>>214405463It was too gaped after having that kid.Also she didn't want to get involved with a nice guy so that bitch got DROPPED
im not gay...BUT>>214405207>him in a bandgay>him in dexterhot
>>214405516t.gayboi
>>214405463They really hammered home he loves doing that, my two take away from Harrison Morgan this season are 1, Hates murder2, LOVES eating pussy
>>214405545 I knew he was a bitch when he was being whiney as fuck during New Blood when he dad cooked him a big boy breakfast everyday, and the mayor of the town loved him.
It's uphttps://youtu.be/IU4o9jOBCoo
>>214405463>i want to fuck my friend who i work with>o guess she doesnt want to fuck me but actually maybe she does?>o no im fucking this random blond chickHarrisons story starting promising but just turned into shitty wish fulfillment crap like the later seasons of the OG show.If Resurrection continues I hope they just retire Harrison, Dexter doesn't need a Robin.
>>214405598Feel like the plot thread with Elsa and the landlord and the mold was supposed to be resolved in some way at the end of the season, but the scene/s got cut for pacing reasons or something. So instead those characters just disappear
>>214405463Screw her. She's happy to raise a mystery man's child but won't give Harrison anything.
>>214405677Are you retarded? The exact moment you've screencapped IS the resolution
>>214405677>Feel like the plot thread with Elsa and the landlord and the mold was supposed to be resolved in some way at the end of the seasonIt was? Harrison got his dad to threaten to kill the landlord and he fixed the house and that also served as the catalyst for Dexter and Harrison fully bonding again
>>214405375>>214405420This scene was where everyone finally started loving her because the autistic cover cracked.
>>214405545So is that an upgrade or downgrade from Dexter? What would the Code say about this?
>>214405575Where's the 1bet ads in the webm.
>>214405765was she supposed to be autistic?i skipped all the scenes that blessing or dexter wasn't in lol
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>>214405713It kind of works as such, but I would have included at least 1 scene, or just a shot within a montage or something, showing or telling us that the mold has been taken care of and Elsa's kid is healthy again
>>214405793Harry would have to sit in and judge I guess. I really hope he learns Dex has ghost relatives running round his head at some point.
>>214405877Jesus christ dude, you don't think these shows have enough long-winded exposition and handholding as it is?
>>214405877would be funnier if they included a scene of slimer coming out of the mold and killing them and then we get a whole season of the shows main villan being slimer
>>214405877>or just a shot within a montage or something, showing or telling us that the mold has been taken care of and Elsa's kid is healthy againI could be wrong but I'm pretty sure I remember a scene in the hotel locker room where she comes up to Harrison and says yeah its fixed he's a lot better now after that.
Why did we never get the identity of this mystery killer? Did the writers just forget?
>o Detective Batista who was warning us about Dexter Morgan is dead>o look its the exact weapon that Dexter Morgan described as being the likely weapon used by the NY Ripper>wow this room is a shrine to serial killers like the Bay Harbor Butcher>odd the podium for the Bay Harbor Butcher is empty>eh probably nothing...STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVEThats some extremely selective autism.
>>214406125Atleast she can tell when one jacket sleeve is shorter than the other. Shes very detailed like that.A normal person could never notice by simply observing themselves in a mirror
>>214406060Quite clearly Brendan Frasier in The Whale
>You know Dextah Morgawn ain't even really my hermano>That bitch doesn't even like a good cubano>Still chasing him from Miami>Ya'll mothafuckas think I'm crazy >But atleast they know I ain't lazy
>>214405899Why was there never a ghost Harry and ghost Debra arguing how dad was an asshole.
>>214406378Hell throw Brian into the mix as well it'd be a full on sitcom
>>214406261>lazy "WHAT!">new fade getting wavy>check up on the ladies >the butcher fucking hates me and my evil twin hades>arrest fake gangsters like shady>so dont contest the best and dont play me
>>214406261>>214406430
is it just me, or did the first half of ressurection feel like New Blood S2, and then the second half felt like this hammy, direct-to-TV movie full of fanservice? you can mark the change when Harrison drops that single mom to bang crazy blonde #17. the first half was great for both Dexter and Harrison, but the second half felt like it kinda made Harrison a shallow side character instead of a second protagonist.
>>214406553There was a Harrison spin off that was planned then cancelled after NB I'd assume the first part of Resurrection was based on that script.
>>214406261[chorus]Dark Passenger stole his nameJames Doakes stole his fame[verse]Maybe Mia also had a CodeNo she was just a psychotic hoeI thought the Club had some of my kinOnly me knows Gemini had a twinI could have had a huge paycheck from PraterI chose to rather be a horrorcore rapper
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>>214406677
>>214406677writers must have been so happy they could shorten it to incel this time round
>>214406720Was Gareth really an incel like Prater said
>>214404951Harrison was lying about her death just to cause Dexter grief.
>>214406603>i could have had a huge payback from prater>but i chose to be a a hardcore raper
>>214404998Imagine gently touching her boobs.
>>214406791gross
>>214406809I bet they're still soft, if a bit saggy.
>>214406834i dont wanna plow the plowed
>>214406603>horrorcore rapper
>>214405207Damn not bad
>>214406834swing low, sweet chariots
HARRISON GF NIPPLES!
>>214406742I've actually had this thought toothere's no proof she's dead other than Harrison's wordmaybe he just told Dexter that because he thought he might be a threat to her or something, they had just met after allwould be great if they could bring Yvonne back for a big surprise
>>214407256yea but then they would kill her off at the end of the season though
>>214405207damn, he killed him, his twin, mocked him and stole his fit
>>214407256>would be great if they could bring Yvonne back for a big surpriseNo it really wouldn't be.
>>214406784>>214406893Whatever suits you but horrorcore rap is about murder and edgy stuff so it fits.
>>214406261
sex with deb
>>214405463what was the actual point of her character
>>214407511To get Angel in the kill room, that’s literally it. She disappears from the story and is replaced with blond girl immediately afterwards.
>>214407276not one joke about needing less bags for a small man
>>214407511to make you think Harrison would go for a single mom like his father did.
>>214407614the joke was in the number and size of the bags
>>214407614Missed opportunity. Much like he should have revealed that Gemini was 2 different people just to call Prater stupid for not figuring it out.
>>214407256What would her story be? Protecting Harrison?
>>214405112if you've seen how old high school kids in the 80s and 90s looked it's believable. The season 1 wig looked way worse.
Was Prater a decent dude?
>>214407715Dexter drove there with his own UrCar and also Prater never used the phones to track where they are or even record conversations and shit. They could have found where Dexter lived or if listen in to the phones to figure out false identities or the phone could have recorded Dexter talking to the second Gemini twin.
>>214404908reminder that Miami Metro had no security cameras in the mid 2000's
>>214408501They had but if there was no crime or crime scene, no one looked at them.
>>214408501Wait I just read "Miami" not "Miami Metro" lol but still I guess..
>>214408550There were no security cameras inside the PD or outside the bay harbor butcher evidence tent
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>>214408925shes always dreaming for a creaming heheh
>>214407425>having sexTHIS IS AN INCEL BOARDGTFO NORMIE
>>214408730I think in season 2 when Dexter has to get to the computer before they see him on his boat, he looks at the fire alarm spot where no camera is looking so supposedly there were cameras looking at something else but not that corridor.. Maybe he's just that good.
>>214407276why did he cum as he died?
>>214409360I had the same thought when I watched it lol
I feel like they're gonna go through the serial killer files Dex stole really quickly, some type of montage in episode 1 where it just shows him taking them out without any real setup, perhaps maybe a full episode dedicated to one in particular then it'll be either him trying to track down Rapunzel or him trying to beat the NYPD getting to The Ripper no way they have the time or budget to have full seasons of Dex going after everyone in those files
>>214409733I mean they cancelled Original Sin, Dexter also seems to grab viewers. They seem really invested, also bothered with famous actors when they could have hired nobodies.
>>214409360>>214409641It was his ultimate fetish to be a serial killer victim.
>>214409733I wouldn't be surprised if the prediction is true where Dexter gets a job or becomes a consultant for NYPD or something. I don't think the Ripper will be ever mentioned again other as a quick side note. But not going to be a big bad or anything, just some nobody. Ofc any prediction could be wrong or right at this point because Res season 2 has not been written yet obviously.
>Doakes: Dexter.. you one creep mothafucka. But come checkout this crime scene..>Batista: Yes Hermano, and after we can get some cubanos
>>214409125this is a wincest board nigger
>>214409952Deb is modeled accurately with very little femine curves.
>>214404908Do you yhink our beloved Dexter threads will be nuked by the jannies like they used to back with Game of thrones
>>214410589It really bothers me when he gets all judgmental, man... He was a lot more neutral.
>>214404942Vince should come back and play a major role in the next season
>>214410682Maybe he was a serial killer all along. Something like 'The Throat Fuck Killer'
>>214410666Your post has summoned Evil Batista.The evil twin will now be tracking Dexter throughout the thread
>>214410682>>214405554Sorry dude but Masuka is too old and untalented to come back.
>>214410658Nah, /dex/ has been well-behaved, on-topic, and fertile for new memes.But I do think they'll naturally lose steam after another few weeks when we get tired of speculating about the NY Ripper, which is ridiculous anyway since Don Framt is obviously an anagram for Daft Norm. That's right folks, Norm MacDonald shot this role in advance years ago before his death (he plays Norm), and let me tell you, the NY Ripper is a real jerk.
>>214410773Guess again anon...THEY'RE CUMMING
>>214410658why they nuked /got/ ???
>>214410980Do they know
>>214411124One of them Knews
>>214410980/ourguys/
>>214410927>>214410961
>>214411167
>>214411219>>214411167half the precinct and matthews knew and agree with Dex but they kept quiet in front of Batista out of respect for Laguerta
>>214410773>Sorry dude but Masuka is too old and untalented to come back.What's that bro? You think Masuka has just been sitting on his ass for the last decade bro? While Quinn was destroying his body with drugs, Masuka was hitting THE GYM. While Quinn was falling asleep fucking club sluts, barely able to maintain an erection, Masuka was studying FORENSICS. And now that the world is on fire and the NY Ripper is at the gate, Autism Hag will have the audacity to come to Masuka for help.Oh, did I say Masuka? Heh... you haven't even seen his final form.... GIGASUKA.
>>214410666He's always been judgmental since season 1, he's always had a conscience. And this is the first time he's surrounded by serial killers and have to listen to them brag about what they do.
>>214405483that last scene is too iconic too kino anything else biney would've done would pale in comparison
>>214404951Hannah vs Ritawho would win in a fight?
>>214410773Masuka > the whole miami precinctfight me
>>214411483batista the only one not knowing is so fitting for his character but it kinda makes dexter look pathetic
>>214411483So all of MMPD killed Batista?
>>214411997teehee
>>214412099
>Hannah's death sounds shady >Harrison stabs that kid in new blood>Harrison break that other kid's arm in new blood>Have no issue in watching Dexter killing Kurt in new blood other than having a panic attack when blood was touching his feet like when Rita died>Harrison kills that dude in Resurrection>Have absolutely no trouble disposing of his corpse in the most methodical and gruesome way that was taught to him>obviously feels nothing for the coworker and tries to use her for his means in every opportunity>wants to whack Bobby Baccalieri, almost does itIT'S NOT TRUE DAD I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH LIKE YOU I DON'T HAVE A DARK... DRIVER WAAAH WAAH eats hairy pussyI would say there's a logic to it that he's faking it, but since I believe more in incompetence, I think the writers realized that New Blood's premise of passing Dexter's legacy onwards couldn't be done since the public wants to watch more Dexter and most people don't care about Harrison. So they must've decided he doesn't have a dark passenger after all.
>>214412352>look at that gee-wiz smile of his
Wow. This was a pretty bad season ngl. 4/10 and I'm not even kidding.
>>214412560>I would say there's a logic to it that he's faking it, but since I believe more in incompetence, I think the writers realized that New Blood's premise of passing Dexter's legacy onwards couldn't be done since the public wants to watch more Dexter and most people don't care about Harrison. So they must've decided he doesn't have a dark passenger after all.and thank god for that \o/
>>214412620
>>214407770Genetic perfection.
>>214412560Feel free to use this as the official Harrisonface in future memes.
>>214412704no
>>214412704will do, thanks
How long do you reckon it will take for next season?2 years? 2027? Hope it's next year but shows nowadays take a million years to make.Also Dex sex with astor is needed big time
>>214412620>Wow. This was a pretty bad season ngl. 4/10 and I'm not even kidding.
>>214412782it's out
>>214411916Batista is a fucking retard
>>214412560his Dark Passenger was born during the treadmill incident
>>214412687>>214412709Sorry guys. It is what it is. The whole premise of serial killer get-together was pretty lame, with an even lamer execution. Besides all the small annoyances. It was full of fillers, and boring ones. >uber driver family troubles>harrison's girlfriend/friendAnd the fucking dwarf. Also Batista's ending was pretty shit, almost comical.>is released by dexter>instead of minding the person with the gun, turns against him>gets shotLOLHonestly, the show's whole handling of Batista was pretty terrible overall. The guy with 50 years of police experience doesn't know how to convince two detectives that the room covered in plastic was going to be used for a killing? The trope of making him out to be crazy was very low effort. Get the pictures of the cameras across the street ffs. Very poor writing across the board.>>214412714>s.jpg
>>214412704>>214412748
>>214412704>>214412748>>214412918
>>214412890it was rushed true but 4/10? and the shitty subplots were always there since the beginning of dexter not saying that's a good thing but it is what it is hopefully they'll drop em going forward but this season was one of the best
>>214412623you have to capitalize the word "God"
>>214412704>>214412748>>214412918>>214413042
>>214406125>"Weird, there's this knife missing from it's pedestal from the throat slitting guy, this bag missing from its spot, this famous poisoner has only half of a tea set there, and something ten of the serial killer trophies on the walls came from Miami Metro Homicide. Huh, there's a dead retired captain from Miami Metro Homicide here who just happened to be an investigating officer during his career on ALL of these Miami homicides....I wonder what he could be doing here? Maybe he was illegally SELLING serial killer evidence to this weird midget that seems to like to collect serial killer trophies. Bay Harbor Butcher slides are missing too. I wonder if Batista had them too and was planning on selling them to Prater, and they fought about the price?"It's not that hard, ya fucking mong.
>>214413207>>214413275based mindtaker
>>214413267
Do I have to rewatch the entire original series to enjoy Resurrection? I heard it retcons some things with the ending, also I've never seen New Blood or Original Sin and don't really want to if I don't have to.
>>214413486skip os watch dex 1-8 + nbif ur strapped for time watch 1-4 skip 3 if u hav tobut really you should watch it all (except os)
>>214413486YES. STOP FUCKING ASKING
>>214413550thanks fren>>214413551ok
>>214413645
should i watch dexter to be able to understand dexter new season? t. retarded fucking bitch
>>214405575certified kino
why did everyone suddenly forget how annoying the original Deb actress was
>>214413865dear retarded fucking bitch;Yes, you should.
>>214414131>>214413865are you sure? should i rewatch dexter again or no?
>>214405112No one, not a singular person or your mother thought that was a kid.
>>214414240I never watched the original and followed along just fine. No need to watch it.
weren't they literally promising a showdown with Batista 2 episodes ago?what the FUCK happened?
>>214407363Yes it would if they want to give Dexter a closure ending
>>214414374>2 episodes agonigga the season ended last week. 2 episodes ago was 3 weeks ago>>214414330imagine being like this. why is it so hard to watch the original? I dont get it. there is no reason at all to do this other than... feeling part of something?
>>214413486>>214413865New Blood is literally season 9 and Resurrection is literally season 10, the only difference is the gap in time between them and the setting. You technically could watch Resurrection and understand what's going on, but it would be like randomly watching the last 2 seasons of a show, and you miss out on all of the context. Original Sin is a prequel with different actors that's better to watch at the end or not watch at all, but it's a pretty solid show.
>>214414466No.The plan was for Harrison to continue New Blood seasons with Dexter as a ghost around him.
>>214414521[citation needed]
>>214404969A snow plow ran over his dick in iron lake
>>214411483Nobody went to Doakes' funeral except his immediate family, LaGuerta, and Dexter, just because he was the Bay Harber Butcher. Even the people who agreed with what he supposedly did didn't have the balls to go show their respects? Pretty fucked up.
>>214414521fan backslash saved us from that shit. it would have been the end of the franchise.
>>214414553>The Scrapped Harrison Spinoff>After New Blood aired, Showtime initially planned to move forward with a spinoff centered on Harrison. In February 2023, the network even announced a "second season of Dexter: New Blood" with Harrison in the lead role. However, those plans were eventually scrapped—largely because Michael C. Hall agreed to return, shifting the creative direction back toward Dexter himself.https://www.dexterdaily.com/2023/02/dexter-new-blood-renewed-for-season-2.html
>someone else kills laguerta so dexter doesn't have to get his hands dirty again>same thing happens to batista
>>214412782Resurrection was filmed and released all within this same year, with 4 months to spare. They know how to speed it up. The original series crammed 8 seasons into 6.9 years.
>>214414675why do execs think anybody would watch this shit? harrison is the most annoying part of new blood
>>214414776michael c hall was out of the picture. he was literally DEAD and his actor said he was done doing dex.they wanted harrison to become the new dexter since the beginning of new blood, it was the very basic idea. but no one liked him, yes.execs are fucking retarded. either women or old retards out of touch with everything
>quinn knows dex is a killer and doesn't give a shit >lundy knows dex is a killer and doesn't give a shitWhy are they so based bros?
/ourguy/ tied the knot
>>214414675I guess we really dodged a bullet there, Harrison really can't carry the show. At least he's tolerable now as a side character since he reconciled with Dexter.
>>214415248Let's be real the whole show is a serial killer in a police department and nobody knew. Please.
Don Brappppppfffrtttt/The New York Ripper
>>214414776It was the plan before New Blood came out. The entire season is clearly like a quasi pilot setting up a YA/teen show about Harrison. The tone was so off most of the time. But then everyone hated Harrison and it was scrapped.
Season 2 spoiler
>>214415721Can wait for 2030ish when you can ask ChatGPT 40 to make you a custom tailored Dexter seasonI would make it super insane, with young Dexter, Biney, robot doakes, moloch, etc.AI will be crazy in some years
>>214415765>AI
>>214415936>he thinks art is inherently human and can't be indexed, quantified, understood and replicated by a really, really complex machineof course you think of current AI and the retarded nightmare fuel videos, but I'm positive in the next 10 years the progress will be so insane that you'd be able to make a perfect season of Dexter with all the stuff you decide to do.voices, music, camera angles, plot/writing styles, that can all be copied. and with enough time and technology you could pretty much simulate a perfectly charming michael c hallin other words, with your ideas you are right now those farmers that opposted to machines.
>>214414735he literally can't keep getting away with it
>>214415976tldr>FAGGOT
>>214415976>AI>reddit spacing>expecting me to read his post
>>214415329>>He knew.That coward ran because he could handle the le pasion of Dexter. Season 2 will be Dexirino tracking him down as a side story.
>>214416074he will die in the first 20 seconds of the first episode lol
>>214405750>>214405806Quasimodo predicted all this you know.
