Synthbowl edition previous >>214404037
kirsch will probably the pre-david model
>>214413162FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>214413162They will have a T-800 VS T-1000 tier battle
Why is everyone so retarded? This island has no real security, and they are even expecting a direct assault too.
>>214413162>>214413205What's Kirsch's end game?
>>214413144This is literally it. This is the way TV shows are going to go now. It's all gonna work on the same principle as tik tok slop.
>feeding door in cell gets jammed a week after constructionYou just can't get a competent contractor anymore
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214413213>Why is everyone so retarded?it's set in the alien universe
>>214413162GET HYPEIn other news, Ocellus stealing the show once again. "The fly" my ass, should have been named "the sheep".
Gib more crazy hot nibs
i just don't care for niggers, nigger characters, or characters played by niggers
>>214413220Goddamn Prodigy cutting costs to compete on this contract against... themselves?
Anyone have a pic or webm of the grown xeno behind glass? The design is way better than the earlier one that died.
facehuggers already have a vagina mouth and xenos a penis headwhy did they make the flies a fucking penis with a ballsack that shoots acid cum?
>>214413220>>214413263You are becoming hysterical.
Post yfw they misunderstand you
>>214413236Yeah, people with chronic stupid is an integral part of the alien universe, to the point that rather than have characters not be stupid for once, they write them in such a way (arrogant rich people who don't even consider consequences, literal children in adult bodies) to explain the stupid lel
>>214413014
I want to see Nibs with a facehugger humping her!
Why didn't the scientist just say "oh wow your brains are so advanced they can block trauma. Her memories are still there just blocked." instead of saying "yeah she was inconvenient so I memory wiped her after my boss fired and threatened to shoot my husband."
This shit hurts to watch, so gay and retarded, but like a car crash I can’t look away!
What's your favourite nickname for Ocellus?
>>214413254>Does nothing>Steals the show anywaysSomeone post the final shot of the episode, fucking smug sheep
>>214413213Businessmen and scientists have no real sense of self-preservation
>>214413313KEEP AWAY FROM MEH
>>214413261Isn't a character played by a nigger necessarily a nigger character?
>>214413316You need AI
>>214413331baby ayy
>>214413341He needs Jesus
>>214413316>Pumping eggs down Nibs' throat
>>214413216getting an upgrade
>>214413316haha especially if they show the facehugger ovipositor stretching her throat out haha
>>214413306Maybe Idiocracy is set in the Alien universe.
>>214413313perfect, thanks
>>214413274
anyone got torrent name
>>214413162shouldnt it be Synth-cyborg Bowl
>synth bodies can run at nani speed and punch through walls but are made out of paperWeird choice.
>>214413321Why didn't they just tell Wendy BEFOREHAND "Hey, the whole spaceship crash and eye alien thing have Nibs so upset that it made her sick, so please don't bring those things up to her anymore"They gave Wendy zero prep time and put her in the room with Nibs to be the first fucking person to talk to her, and literally the first thing she blurted out was "HEY REMEMBER ALL THAT SHIT THEY ERASED?!"
>>214413337if you cast a nigger to play hamlet he's still playing the prince of denmark, and similarly if you cast an aryan to play othello he'll be playing a moor
>>214413216Programmed so he can’t actively harm his creators and has to protect them from direct harmBut he can stand back and let the alien apocalypse happen through a containment breach, indirectly killing his creatorsThis episode sucked ass
Show is getting a bit too stupid at this point.
>>214413220What I don't understand is, how did the door beak on the cell containing flies who dissolve and eat metal?I hope they do a flashback episode explaining this
>>214413162these better have an epic fight in the last ep
>>214413393Yeah that was hilariously dumbWe get it, they don't consider the kids to be human anymore and therefore not worthy of any consideration, showing the scientists lack of humanity Don't need to make them dumb too
I think Billy Idol dislikes Kavalier.
Why did they cast a retarded looking guy as the brother? Do you think it's relevant to the plot?
>>214413419eyeball did it
>>214413410but why? What is he trying to gain?
>>214413382I like how they have metal teeth. really a creature that evolved in everyway to be a problem
>>214413412Yeah it’s too stupid to even hate watch now. Just a waste of my time
>>214413393That was another retarded thing, clearly, you can't wipe just one of the kids, it needed to be done to all of them. I would've been promoted so quickly if I worked at Prodigy.
>>214413332 He woke up the flies with the head bump while distracting the hybrid
>>214413331cutiellus
>>214413331Eye-Clops
>>214413410I think this is set chronologically before that directive became commonplace. Or he's just programmed differently to begin with because he's serving the top brass directly.
>>214413438robots shouldn't have emotions, but I'm pretty sure kirsch is sick of his shit
>>214413382looks the same, has the retarded upper lip
>>214413467Why give a snyth body with a child brain such luscious lips
I think they can bring back Tootles.
>>214413497I think he has no laws or inhibitions
I like how they keep showing us that all of the horrific shit going on IS being caught by the security cameras, but the only guy watching said cameras is Kirsh, and this is his genuine reaction
Got the webm of the fly killing that retard?
how does the show teach the sheep to act like that
>>214413516Yeah, would be weird for American TV to kill a child.
>>214413162>episode called the fly>said fly has 30 sec of screen time and does nothing spectacular, it's a boring flybravo Hawley
>>214413516>>214413569We know he's dead for real because he's the only one of the six kids who wasn't hired for the whole season
>>214413534There are some major plotholes, you'd think that a secret facility on high alert would have people whose sole job is to constantly monitor cameras, but no. The only excuse I can think of is that an AI is in charge of that but it's been messed with.
>>214413557I love how it took its time to produce that acid, it must mean its not a predator, looked like it fed on minerals?
>>214413516I'm sure there is a back up, but this facility is getting nuked, one way or another.
>>214413581He has a dick for a face and shoots robot killing acid
>>214413331Trypanohyncha Ocellus
>>214413624I wish I could stomp this mf
>>214413581Are you kidding? If the fly didn't dissolve science boy then Arthur wouldn't have gone to the lab and everything wouldn't have started spiraling out of control.
>>214413582That doesn't mean he has to be dead. Maybe after they revive him they send him away to attend and OSHA course on how to handle dangerous situations on the job site.
>>214413624looks like the thin alien roaches from men jn black
>>214413162what is his endgame?
One of the only truly likeable dudes on the show
Would you lick boy wonders feet?
I heard that in one of the extended universe Alien media, it was shown that the xenomorphs aren't an apex predator on their homeplanet.Anyway, it's really fun how stupid dangerous all these animals are.
where can I watch episode 6 in a quality higher than 1080p that's not hulu...There was some site called rtally I used but it refuses to connect no matter the workaround I use
>>214413664life
Didn't Kirsh literally tell the dumbfuck to take Curly with him and for some reason he just looked at her and went "no"As asinine as every other moment of that sequence was, that still would have saved him because she could have simply let him out of the cage
>>214413664He's using the kids as his own experiment to see how they handle certain situations and if they could truly be the next step in evolution for men and synth
>>214413669>basedbot 2000yeah nah
>>214413669he's a sweetheart, as is typical for nerdy white dude.
>>214413664He clearly hates humans with a passion. Maybe he just wants to see the world burn.
They brought bishop back temporarily in the movie. They just need a new body or backup. I’m not saying they will
>>214413684i was disappointedi wanted to see more Curly
>>214413680you should download a mobile rip and watch it on your phone while on the toilet. really treat yourself.
>>214413664releasing the animal that cannot get preyed upon by any other animal into the wild because he appreciates its purity or something
>>214413673I don't believe a trillionaire would act this obnoxious....putting his feet on the table was gross as shit
>>214413684I think Tootles was just getting full of himself, thinking he's the big science man and handle everything by himself. He's also still mentally a kid with a bad sense of judgment
>>214413684>for some reason he just looked at her and went "no"Hes a kid that wants to be the super special helper
>ocellus seeming to have grown more eye thingsOh shit she really is a girl!
Did they give them vaginas?
>>214413684>instruct him carefully as to keep him safe>everything goes wrong>still say nah everythings coolI'm starting to think Kirsh is just retarded.
>>214413759>I don't believe a trillionaire would act this obnoxious....Lol wut
>>214413557
>>214413162This show is literally the most retarded thing I’ve ever watched The entire plot requires everyone to be a completely careless retard
>>214413759Elon Musk might be the first Trillionaire if his payback goes through and he's 10 times more obnoxious
>>214413759Boy's actor came up flaunting the bare feet by himself, he said it's because Boy is a troll
>>214413759Elon Musk does this shit like this everyday.
>>214413368>>214413376>Nibs starts aggressively sucking and swallowing to force as much of the facehugger's payload down her throat as possible
>>214413876And Elon does it accidentally while Boy seems to want to make people seethe(like lady Yutani)
>>214413876Does he? I don't follow celebrities. He walked in on an important meeting in a robe and put his feet on the desk?
>>214413877>The facehugger tries to escape and she forces the ovipositor back into her throat even deeper
>>214413389He also struggled dragging the scientist.
>>214413419>acid flies eat metal >contained in metal cage >send the only metal person (who’s also a child) to feed them ????????
>>214413228she is so cute her acting like a child is very nice, very feminineshe seems like she is french or french descent
>>214413897No, he mostly posts ragebait on X while his stocks plummet
>>214413534Kirsh is a Weyland plant. Screencap this. He's plan B.
post Ocellus memes
>people are attracted to a tentacled eyeball and fantasize whether or not hybrids have vaginas brcause there's a child's mind insideYou guys are fucked up in the head and I'm glad I dont need to deal with you in real life. Is it anime who made you like that? Missed out on teenage love? Who misses out on being a teen and having a teen girlfriend? Actually nevermind, dont bother replying
>>214413851So what happens when a synth "dies" like this? Does the human mind die too?
>>214413900Nnnfff <3
>>214413922>her acting is like a childIt IS a child that she is acting
>>214413922She's this guy's daughter actually, a nepobaby
>>214413946>Is it anime who made you like that?No.>Missed out on teenage love?No.Just let us be freaks.
>>214413582They might put him in a new body. I'm not sure how the body situation works but there is probably a reason they don't all look the same.
>>214413923Yea, I saw that tweet about the savage nigg killing some cutie Ukrainian girl.Truly, the 3rd worlders can not be civilized.
>>214413811Where? I didn't see any extra eyes?
>>214413969oh shit it's that kino FBI guy from wolf of Wall Street
>>214413969>nepobabyI think your parent needs to have some actual pull in Hollywood to deserve that title. That nigga is B- list at best
>>214413368>>214413479>>214413316>>214413877>>214413900Found the target audience
>>214413976>too bad I'm going to ignore all security measures in place to make sure she gets killed by ayss, lmao
>>214413976They keep talking about the potential of these kids, but all they want to do is play and do dangerous shit. And it's not like they're ever going to mentally grow out of that phase.
>>214413673
>>214414013>>214414008Did you guys miss the part where FTL travel already exists in AlienShips cross dozens of light years in the span of months
>>214413866>>214413876>>214413892Elon isn’t obnoxious you just don’t like his politics or worldview Since your leftists (children mentally) you find him obnoxious. Really you fit in with the ass retarded creators of this horrible stupid show
>>214414036the acting in this scene was great but the writing was SO RETARDED
>>214414008He probably wants that. What's the need for AI synths when you have humans in synth bodies?
>>214414045Hope Elon sees this, lil bro.
>>214414045>Elon isn’t obnoxiousKek he's obnoxious as shit regardless of politics
>>214413960We can only hope Those abominations must be destroyed
>>214414054>>214414054Kirsch is showing that synths are superior and that hybrids are undependable and suspect to manipulation and generally fucking up
>>214414045>Elon isn’t obnoxious
>>214413969Everyone in Hollywood and media is a nepo baby and has been for 80 years
>>214414036feet
>>214414045Elon got pushed down some stairs while he was in high school for a reason, bucko.
>>214414044>thinking the audience is less retarded than the shows creators lol
>>214414054No no one fucking thought to program them in a way where they don't all stab you in the back? Is it pretty much every single one in Alien always fucking it up for others.
>>214414045
what did he mean by this
>>214414063>>214414065>>214414086You people are gay and lame. WouldNot party with, would not give a bid
>>214414118They did, just later. It's a plot point in at least two movies if I recall.
>>214413968>her acting like a child do you know how to read retard, i know she is ACTING like a child cause its a tv show, she is doing a good job of itfucking esl dumbass
>>214414128>Elon fanboy seethingKWAB
>>214413162This is the finest example of DEI. Fuck up everywhere. lmaoooo
>>214414126Making fun of his dead child and his partly robotic "flawed" body
>That's like an onion asking how to take care of a starkekaroo
this show's flashbacks are the best I've ever seen. Very tasteful and natural, and not in your face.
is the eyelien going to evolve later
>>214413467God I wanna kiss her gently so bad
>>214413254>Issac gets sacrificed by the sheepbravo nolan
>>214414195If it can learn human speech and believable motor skills then it effectively wins. All it would have to do is wear an eyepatch to hide itself.
>They didn't brief her or anyone else to keep their mouths shutsuch bs
link to episode?
>>214414249hulu.com
>>214414245They're literally all retards
>>214414093fag
>>214413219It's crazy to me people will defend this but for the life of me I dont know who. And the only person in the real world I know who said this is good is an art fag. Is it jeets, kids or family members of those who worked on this shit defending it?
>when Yutani tried to mommy dom Boymuh dick
>the jeets have already put up a fake trailer for the next episodelmao
They should just make the hallways and vents jungle gyms too small for the xenomorph to fit through
>>214413606>the only excuse I can think of is that an AI is in chargeyeah, it is, Kirsh, are you stupid?
>>214414335I mean like a Mother AI, smartass.
>>214414302Sigorney Weaver herself says Alien: Earth is kinohttps://people.com/sigourney-weaver-reacts-to-alien-earth-after-starring-in-movie-franchise-exclusive-11806071
>>214414326for me it's >>214411604
>>214414281yeah where are all the fucking staff?letting one of the kids feed the aliens? why isnt there staff in there keeping an eye on stuff, do research and shit
the show will probably end with the island getting nuked like resident evil style isnt itthere's no prodigy in future alien
Kirsh saved the medic with one simple trick
>>214414397because Boy forbade any organics in the lab after almost getting facehugged
>>214414328That's how Newt survived so long. She was so small she could get where no one else could fit. LV-426 Hide and Seek World Champion.
They're following up on "Yutani's soldiers literally dress like samurai"That's so fucking stupid that I love it
>>214414360Yes Jeet, we understand you are here to promote a dying outlet in the stage of its death rattle due to Disney slop buying IP's on mass and destroying them. Siggeys opinion is irrelevant
>>214414432well they can still watch camera feeds
>>214414430oh shit you're right
>>214413969every actor in hollywood is a nepobaby to vary degrees now
>>214413162>OH N-
>>214414462
>>214414432what aboot this human guy they fired, clearly theres still humans on the island
>>214414496based
>If I'm here at least I know where the monsters are.lady, that's might pro-active of you
I hope AD_Edits kills himself
>>214414036Doesn't Morrow have proof of Kavalier's involvement in the crash?
>>214414397>>214414432I can't fault the show specifically for it being a universal attribute of the series that robots are actually super rareI do wonder why; the Nostromo's robot was of course a secret, but the Marines get one robot, the Prometheus gets one robot, Prodigy Corporation headquarters gets one robot (not counting the six new experiments) etc.Romulus even brought the economics of it into question since apparently the poorest bitch in the universe can own a janky and obsolete but functional robot
Kirsch is the only interesting character in the entire show still
This show is stupid because there’s no screws in the vents
>>214414529Oh yeah, wouldn't he have downloaded the video call?
Only explanation for how stupid this shit got is Kirsh actively sabotaging security in all kinds of ways in order for this ridiculous plot to happen.
>>214414528yes.
>>214414559>wouldn't he have downloaded the video call?He did, considering he downloaded everything.God I hate this show.
>>214414530>You blow and I’ll do the fingering.
>>214414530If you had supported Seegson, everyone would have gotten their very own Working Joe to help out around the house. You always know a Working Joe!
>>214414529>>214414559Chances they're saving that to justify their attack to the other corporations.
>>214414549The one remaining alien they haven't shown and Wendys lips are pretty interesting
>>214414430when someone does the CIA power pose you better listen, it could save your life
>>214413946It's unironically missing out on kissing girls in high school and never hooking up with chicks, being mentally stunted in that way fucks them for life and turns them into furrys and tubs of lard. Just be glad you arent one of the many turd worlder jeets lurking here. They tend to ruin any piece of media or corner of the internet
>>214414559Fake AI generated video yo
It’s funny how the acid kills them, but Wendy can jump off a cliff. Lol
>>214414045retarded faggot
>>214414593Not as interesting as Nibs lips.What alien though? I haven't been keeping track are we missing one?
>>214414581real talk if there were girl Working Joes it would be the hottest shityes, still exactly as blank, rubbery and autistic as that
>>214414045>ESL jeet simping for elonLike clockwork.
>>214414603I knew the sweet joys of teen love and I'm still fucked up.
>>214414631>>214414593We've finally got the roll call now>the Xenomorph>T. Ocellus>the Tick>the Plant>the FlyAnd oddly enough after today, The Plant is now the one we know the least about
So its hinting that Cavalier has ulterior motives, seperate from what we understand with prodigy's stated goals, and im curious what is his endgame. >Yutani is trying to sabotage prodigy>Kid Cavalier, Kersch, and the bald guy seem to be in the know about this, as hinted last episode>They are using the sabotage to play into their own plans>it is NOT a coincidence the scientist who died was taken hostage and facehugged>the monologue over the synths death was NOT a coincidence, hinting that because that particular one was 'growing up' he was to be weeded out.>The eye did trick the synth, but its like they knew that was a high risk and had a chance of happening if they sent that synth in alone. maybe from the security footage on the maginot via kersch.The Synth project seems to of been dropped like an old toy, in favor of the new shiny toy of xenomorph specimens.
>>214414530My head canon is that Andy was literally built out of salvaged parts and the company was kept unaware that he was a synth.
>>214414656there are some models with hair
>>214414631I was referring to the plant
>>214413162is this show any good? how did aliens get to earth
>>214414684He's just another arrogant rich guy who thinks the xenomorphs are the answer to his particular existential desire
So, the winner is between Kirch and Ocellus, right? They are both sitting back and enjoying themselves while shit hit the fan.
>>214414708They jumped the border wall
>>214414063Not that anon but love being parroted hours after the fact, you still havent given a reason as to why this show isnt total dog shit you beaner
>>214414414Does future Alien show the entire status of Earth?
>Boy arrives on Yutani's turf in a tiny airshipCouldn't WY just hire someone to take the ship down with a single missile and then simply seize all his assets?
>>214414737It’s not that serious, lil bro.
>>214414708A Musk/Zuckerberg/Jobs hybrid gave them 8-1B visas.
>>214413162>Took them 6 out of 8 episodes to get to the pointThis show is such a waste.>>214414708No>>214413410This>>214413450Freedom
>>214414689looks like the same hair as the hit man from no country for old men
>>2144147081. WY captured 5 alien species and allegedly was planning to research them in space2. Prodigy owner aka Boy Kavalier bribed someone in the WY mission in order to make the WY spaceship to crash on Prodigy territory.3. after the impact, prodigy capture the 5 alien species and translated them to their research island.4. WY asked to THE FIVE (corpo ONU) to intervene and mediate in order to get their alien species back. Negotiations didn't go well for WY so they're planning to release chaos in prodigy's island and get the aliens anyway.>>214413162I just watched the sixth episode.I love so much this show, niggas
>plot advance at the start>filler>plot advance and cliffhanger at the end>probably another one on the last episodeI hate shows so much holy shit
>>214414824>translatedtransferred
>>214414780I'm assuming its a balance of power situation, if that happens the other 3 turn on the victor, so no-one wants all out war, since it will always end up 3 against 1,if you start the aggression its a no-win situation for your company
>>214414554Why does that room need a vent that big and why is it on the floor?
>!Crispin Glover mediates the sitdown and !Joseph Quinn gets facehuggedAny predicitions for famous actor stand-ins in future ep's?
>>214414843this is why i like binge watching shows instead of watching 1 episode a week
>>214414663oh me to, but the difference in us and them is we aren't total degenerates that our parents actively think on a daily basis how amazing it is we didn't end up as school shooters. Theirs are, and their fetishes are on full display just rocking sock puppets and supported by communities full of weirdos
Post luscious lips
>>214414780I assume they're meeting somewhere neutral. Singapore, maybe?
>>214414785But I accepted your concession hours ago, you still parroting hard nonetheless.
>>214414625It had him twitching before it even melted through his skin.
>>214413162>>214413205>>214413210>>214413212Threadly reminder all /generals/ are shills and bots. No one likes this show enough to spam constant generals.
>>214414873It whould still be stractured in this retarded way.and even if they'd release it all at once the fact there's another season is shit
>>214414946Obsessed, keep seething
>>214414625wendy is faster than baby xenolab hybrid can't be faster than a fat flying alien>inb4: he was scared
>>214414946>That webmThat shit is wild
>>214414946>me at the top
This show sucks so fucking much. Thank god it's gonna be over in two episodes. No Season Two. Only TWO interesting characters and they have maybe half an hour between them.
Godsmack?Really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvj6qZVNcSQ&t=29s
>>214415000i have bad news nigga, season two is coming
>>214414725They are lovers.
>>214415012I’m livid. They literally had the perfect opportunity to use Bush “Greedy Fly”
>>214414805>picthat's HR Gigger for you
>>214415037strangle it in the crib.
This show makes alien covenant look like space odyssey
>>214415000>only muh self-insert katana-wielding matrix trenchcoat characters are goodthis general has become a target for a hivemind of dumb kids trying to prove to themselves that they're smart by nitpicking and doomsaying
Why did they erase her?
>>214415103That's nice and all but no.
>>214414360Still would
>>214414915that anon isnt me. I find it cute you are referring to me and still made that I called you lil bro once.You are obsessive and angry. You arent asking for a list so you can grow or consider things. You are looking for things to target directly and misrepresent. If I said I liked the pacing, youd say you hate it and trying to cherry pick/strawman the pacing;s errors.You are like a leftist 'debating', where you only ask questions to try to reframe it in your own bias/attack it.
>>214415103>this general has become a target for a hivemind of dumb kids trying to prove to themselves that they're smart by nitpicking and doomsaying*this website
>>214413876>MUH ELON!!
>>214414564Could be a ploy to get WY to commit to the assault. Let Morrow think they can't listen in to his comms, let Slightly facehug a conveniently just fired employee, learn exactly where the dropoff is, and ambush them.But that would be too smart for this show.
>>214414946Im glad someone said it, if this place did once have people in it well it isnt like that anymore. They killed their own site with 15 minute post times, asking for IDs and $20 for a pass and then getting intercepted by S.O.Ychan ( you cant even spell onions <-- says S.O.Y ) without them freaking out. Fuck em, third worlders deserve the hell on earth doing kikes bidding. Also yes this show sucks cock and the last true entry was Isolation. For a bit of fun play the doom mod ALIEN ERADICATION!
>>214415000>Only TWO interesting characters and they have maybe half an hour between them.It's called build up, retard
>>214414946Also look at this turd worlder sack of shit wigging out for being called out. Are you a gook or a jeet... or lord forbid a shit skin nigger.
>>214415171What will the next cope be when it doesn't happen?>Wait for season 2!!
I’d enjoy this show a lot more if it wasn’t an Alien show.
>>214415198>it doesn't happenWhen what doesn't happen?
>>214413664chaosz ish a ladder
>>214415220You having sex.
>>214415220>>214415231Absolutely rekt
>Ep 1: Black Sabbath - The Mob Rules>Ep 2: Tool - Stinkfist>Ep 3: Metallica - Wherever I May Roam>Ep 4: Jane's Addiction - Ocean Size>Ep 5: Smashing Pumpkins -Cherub Rock>Ep 6: Godsmack - Keep AwayUmmm Based Department
>Two episodes left for the indian kid to die
>>214415263>>214415231t.samefag
>me enjoying alien tv kino>russia, ukraine and poland playing WW3 can't we have good things?
>>214415139Nice reddit spacing, no wonder you mentioned it before fucking tourist. No, the reason you fail to list anything whatsoever is due to having nothing of substance concerning this shitty show to say in the first place. You third worlders truly are exhausting with the nonstop parroting and poor spelling. Now keep crying about Elon Musk in an Alien thread you goober shit skin.
>>214415290Not an argument.
>>214415290Nah.
Does this hurt?
>>214415317very painful
>>214415310lil bro is not happy :skull:
>>214415313>>214415315Kirsh and Morrow detected.
>>214414687it's said in the movie that rain's dad got him out of the scrap heap so that's not far off
>>214415361Yes shit skin, we know Slopney is giving you 13 cents an hour. It's time to go back after I accepted your concession a while ago.
So those creepy flies just eat inorganic matter? I’m lost on that one. Also why would every organism they captured be so god damn hostile. And how did the Yutani crew even capture them in the first place seeing as how they were clearly all retarded.
Leave the autistic billionaire alone!
>>214415418rent free
Why don't the flies just vomit acid on the windows?
>mfw she keeps waking me after I cum
>>214415437Glass has a strong chemical structure so not all acid can dissolve it
>>214415437Because Prodigy paid for good tempered glass! What sort of idiot would put aliens in easily breakable glass containers?
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>>214415000This interaction felt really stunted
>>214415471Based
This shit cheapens the xenos so much. Just this “space scary” plot device that all these specimens are violent parasites with intense built in weaponry. Imagine aliens snatching a few samples from earth and it’s just like, a giraffe, a black widow, and a Venus fly trap
>>214415437Because it's a horror movie it relies on the people being idiots to move the plot along. In case having the children be lab assistants instead of getting trained androids didn't give it away.
>>214415507It's poorly made nepo shit, it wont get a second season and it will probably be another 8 years until another alien film is released. Anyways fuck this site its dead and you should all move on to greener pastures, glad it got hacked and that all the public information of the jannys is still out there to be combed over
>>214413976>you are like an onion>not even a smart onion>a dumb onion>maybe even the dumbest>Asking about how to take care of a star>acting like stars even need to be taken care of>stars don't need onions>people say onions can't take care of stars anyways>you'd think even dummies would know that>onioms wouldn't though> but I'm not a star I'm a synth>the best synthKirsh's Shane Gillis Trump inflections make his scenes the best
>>214415507>cheapens the xenosHoly nerd
>>214415514>it relies on the people being idiots to move the plot along.It's called a farce
Plot armor bro and... "siberian" scene felt really heavy handed. Anyone else?
>>214415607It’s one of the greatest monsters of all time. How does it make me a nerd to criticize a plot device that makes said monster look absolutely ridiculous.
wtf is this nigga doing
>>214415649he's a Boy being Kavalier. get it? guffaw
BEEFCAKEBEEEEFCAAAAAAKE
>>214415649I dunno. Shits embarrassing though. Cannot fathom being proud of this script.
Even with Kirsh going pic related, there's still a lot of stupid contrived shit every fucking episode. Does this place only have 5 fucking employees (kirsh,dame,arthur,atom and wallsprayer)?
>>214415649>I'M ACTING
>>214415679
>>214415649literally everyone is retarded now wow how do you not get this
>>214415679I was struggling to remember what this reminded me of and it's Abby from TloU2
>>214415649it's a tactic to psych her out, provoker her to a rash decision, and he's just weird enough to do it
>>214415665Why do they call him Boy
>>214414708It’s literally retarded canonically A bunch of children are out into robot bodies by retards who purposely ship a bunch of aliens to earth (but the shipping crew is retarded) and the people holding the aliens now on earth in a research facility are also retarded No I’m not exaggerating that is the plot
>>214415649showing his feet
I can’t help but keep wondering how the Nostromo crew would react to these retards
>>214415726in case you hadn't noticed how obnoxious he is already? i generally like theshow but some things about it suck and he's one of themnothing about this kid or his behavior says he's capable of running a trillion+ dollar corporationhe's just an asshole
>>214415679>>214415712You could fit the whole cep in one hand... shes skelly
>>214415742was thinking the same thing. and so far, i have not noticed any references to the nostromo or ripley. do i have the timeline wrong or is it just my retardation?
>>214415688Don't forget the 2.5 guards they have patrolling the perimeter to make sure no one can sneak onto and / or assault the island
>>214414708The atmosphere and set designs are top notch. The characters? Most of them except the cybernigger are complete retards and I can't believe the guy from TV Fargo wrote this stupidity.7/10 Will watch again one more time in ten years.
>>214415766I'll bet we'll get a quick scene in ep8 of WY sending the order to put Ash on the ship or something
>>214415766I’m pretty sure nostromo is already on its mission as this is taking place. I think they’re asleep. But man… why make an alien show or movie and not even acknowledge or try to replicate the real life mental and emotional reactions of the characters from the original.
>>214415742Maybe D&D will take it over and ruin it like that snow ep of GoT where half was "Dabid!, what if these characters met???"
>>214415788>>214415792thanks anon
>>214415792I could be remembering it wrong but the Nos wasn't a simple earth > whevever > earth run, there were multiple stops and crew changes (including Ash joining) along the wayship could have left earth already but the events of Alien haven't happened yet
>>214415589>greener pastureswhere lmao
>>214415792Because the writers think they're too good for the franchise and want to make their own retarded thing but feel entitled to your time
>>214415788They dont have ftlThe mission went 65 yearsEven if you went .999 ftl the moment you left orbit how many stars can you reach????And this one has 6 species, all are parasites and none have eyes for this guy to evolve from?????
>>214415788Mfw we're almost in Promethus time
>>214415742>Ash watching all the humans kill themselves without any sabotage whatsoever
>>214415742
>>214415866We already arePeter Weyland's TED Talk was in 2023
>>214413976Don't they already have ftl?
>>214415863>They dont have ftlthere's been alot of debate about that in these threads. it seemed to be implied that did but this line>>214413976 would seen to say otherwiseof course the report about Parker from Aliens was only on screen for a second and you probably weren't supposed to be able to read it but it does mention FtL
>>214415410>And how did the Yutani crew even capture them in the first place seeing as how they were clearly all retarded.This would be a good flashback episode honestly
>>214415913Just imagining ripley among any of these retards really shows how farcical and unserious this whole show is
>>214415848Outside, the S.O.Y site that invaded this one, vidya lobbys with non-faggots, a bar with younger people, games workshop type place, comedy club, internet cafes made for gaming, camping fishing and smoking fish in nature, or volunteer once a month of your time in some second hand charity shop where you might just meet some people. But for the love of fucking god, dont linger here with the blue hairs, browns, losers, furrys, faggots, fat land whale tubs of lard, creeps and discord trannys trying to trannyfy you. Theres a whole wide world out there to explore, and in smaller places a lot less niggers, jeets and whores. Good luck anon
>>214415874Angrybilbo.jpg when a human isnt chocking on newspaper near him>>214415934This ep specifically said no ftlF hawley
>What's Up?um i'll tell you later
Why is there like no security or cameras?
>>214415981yeah without FtL the distances they travel in a relatively short period of time don't really make senseZeta Reticuli is ~40 LY from Earth
>>214415975>>214415589For everyone's reference, here's the board that this retard is telling us is way better than this one
has everyone forgotten they can see and hear what the hybrids do they know whats going on boy genius, kirsh and bald guy
what is timothy olyphant master plan here? he just want to see the world burn?
>>214416026kek it's kino!
>>214415995There is but the only way to watch them is from Kirsch's ipad
>>214413581The fly referencing being a fly on the wall-t.ocellus sheep watching-Kirsch watching-Morrow listening inJesus Christ you really think it’s just about the bugs?
>>214416125All that's been happening for a whileI think it's about the actual fly alien
NIBS AND WENDY SEX NOW
>>214416026>One reference to a board everyone here knows about>NO YOU CANT LIKE OTHER NONE NIGGERED OUT BOARDS!Yes, we know you are one of the easily offended pseud degenerates who took offence to what I stated. This places is kept alive through jeets and thought they could get away with people having to wait 15 minutes to post. Fuck em and good riddance
>>214414220Holy shit.
Isaac/Tootles was my favorite of the bunch. He was cool.
>>214416290they have the technology. they can rebuild him.
>>214413581>Kills one of the six kids>"Nothing spectacular"People like you make this show seem better than it is.
Nice video game air vent. Perfectly human-sized
>>214414684what plans could kid cavalier have by having his own lab fucked up and his tech (synths) killed etc?the >le losing was part of the plan! trope is giga cringe
>>214413669I was pretty bummed, man.
>>214416248That's cool. Why are you here at all then?
>>214416248You're mad at me for going to the specific website you told me to go to because it's better than this one, taking a screencap at that very moment of how shockingly dogshit it is, and posting it in reply to you.
>>214413830Kirsh is testing the kids on his own to see if they really are better than humans and synths.Tootles failed the test. It's also why he's letting Slightly get blackmailed, to see how he'll handle it.
>>214414856>exotic feudal dystopia>5 factions>if 1 starts seeming too big the others team up on them>arcane lawfare so moves have to be made surreptitiously>arrival of a foreign element throws everything into chaosso basically it's just the plot of Shogun again. except instead of a lost european navigator, it's aliums.
>>214416418this
>>214413709Bishop was ripped in half at the waste. His skull wasn't melted and eaten by flies. Even Ash's skull was intact when he was partially decapitated.
>>214415150That is too smart of a plan for this show.It's a good plan, talk a rogue crew member into crashing the Maginot in your territory, steal the specimens, study them, bait your competition into a negotiation meeting, threaten to reveal the secrets and that she broke World Government law, troll the everloving shit out of the head of your rival company.I have to stop there for a second. Kavalier was doing a masterful job at pissing her the fuck off.Then, agree to a ridiculous sum of money to turn the goods over, and ALSO make sure you get at least another month to play with them, possibly incurring more delays at a later time, pissing Yutani off even more, and bait her into assaulting your base so that you can expose her actions to the Big Five and possibly destroy her?I'd raise my rating of this series from a five to a six if that is his master plan.
This Xenomorph language shit is so fucking cringe manprobably seriously working towards some retarded synth-xeno hybrid goddess bullshit
>>214414245>>214414281>>214414397It was impromptu on the directions of bald retard. As you can see Wendy reacted negatively when finding out they wiped Nib's memories, so why the fuck would they tell her directly instead of just hoping she doesn't find out?>Okay but the bald guy is still a retardHe's a retard in an entirely believable way; a money obsessed, short sighted type of retard. Like the Fox Producers who wanted AvP filmed in 2 months and set on Earth to save money.
>>214416479Wendaenerys Darlingaryen, Mother of Xenomorphs
>>214416583jej
>>214416430and Dune and pretty much every other feudal scifi type set up
>>214414843I think most shows would be better if you picked up and put down each episode at the ~15 minute mark.
>>214415101Most retarded post on this board in months.
Is this Gen X fan service?
I think it's ironic that the people calling the show retarded are too stupid to follow what's going on. You can pick apart even the first two films with this level of pettiness and purposeful misunderstanding.It's not a fantastic show but you retards make it seem like one when your criticisms amount to, "Duhhh why did they do the thing they explained? I don't understand so therefore it's stupid!!"
>>214416696Everything is Gen-X fan service to a Gen-X
I like how they just disregarded the cocoon and 30 min growth cycle from Romulus, but I guess that a de-retcon
>>214415874>He says about a show where pretty much all human deaths are due to sabotage
Why is Wendy so in love with the big black space rapists
I can't tell if Kirsch just wants to experiment, hates humans, or was genuinely distressed, when Boy asked him what's wrong on the plane at the end
>>214416825all three can be true
>>214416365Boy needs to let his feet BREATH
>>214416632Dune at least had a bunch of minor houses in the feudal parliament.
>>214416748No, the plot relies on the characters being completely and utterly retarded
>>214416412not that anon but holy shit you are retarded. I guess he forgot to list you attempting to have sex at least once in your life
>>214416409To talk about Alien, and how it's getting fucked in the ass just like every other franchise is by Disney
>>214416953Point out where so I can explain how you're wrong while everyone laughs at you.If you don't, it's because you know it will happen.
>>214416995It’s hard to even know where to begin every decisions everyone makes is retarded Let’s start with >put children minds in super powerful android bodies >don’t monitor them 24/7 or input kill switches >send thee children in bodies they barely understand into an extremely hostile and traumatizing situation to retrieve fuck deadly aliens from a rival corporation Do I need to continue?
>>214416696>Gen Xanon, everything that we like belongs to Gen XEven Anime
>>214416748Ok faggot, pick apart all the retarded stuff from the first two films. We will wait dumb nigger
>>214416975Why don't you go talk about it somewhere else other than a site you hate?
>>214417063The same reason why your dad's husband forces himself on you on a nightly basis. And I like the franchise : skull :
>>214417029>Still think and act like children but because they bleed milk and have circuits in their brain everyone at Prodigy acts like they can handle things better than the average adultHow the fuck did any of these companies take over if they are all retarded
>>214416750>>214417037Damn, it's really like that
>>214417029Yes please continue proving this pseud suffers from mental retardation.
>>214417029>>put children minds in super powerful android bodiesTo end mortality and defeat death. You seem to think not wanting to die is stupid.>>don’t monitor them 24/7 or input kill switches Except they do. Nibs got taken offline after her outburst between episodes. This is an instance of you not paying attention.>>send thee children in bodies they barely understand into an extremely hostile and traumatizing situation to retrieve fuck deadly aliens from a rival corporationBoth to monitor how their minds handle dangerous stimuli, and to collect priceless aliens that would otherwise fall into the hands of a rival corporation. You seem to think it's stupid to gather the exact type of data you're after on a program you've been working on for years while preventing your rivals from getting highly dangerous alien parasites.>Do I need to continue?Yes, I want to laugh at you harder.>>214417062If I were to pick apart shit from the first two films to the level you guys are picking apart shit from this show, it would be shit like,>Wooow Cpl. Ferro left the hanger bay door open on a planet overrun by hostile aliens. She literally needed to be retarded for the drop ship to crash and them to not be able to just leave so the movie could happen.>Wooow okay how did the alien queen stow away on the drop ship and how did they not notice the difference in weight when flying away? They had to make the characters retarded for the finale to happen.Need I go on?
>>214417206No sane human would put children in adult robot bodies that are also war machines, The fact that you don’t see this as retarded is an indictment on your own intelligence and wisdom. The very premise is retarded
>>214416929sure its not one one but the general idea, this ones a Corporatocracy
>>214417250>No sane human would try to make themselves immortalOkay retard.Yeah, let's put them in bodies nobody would want; bodies you'd never use if the program turned out to be a success, so that you have to waste even more time and money testing with functional bodies. That sounds really fucking smart, smart guy.
>>214417284Yes you would put them in safe harmless bodies before putting them into dangerous ones. Nobody would buy such absurd and dangerous things as small children with the power of advanced killing machines Ever No you would NEVER send them on your clandestine mission to recover extremely violent and dangerous cargo you purposely had crash. Kys immediately
>>214417330So you're doubling down without explaining how putting them in worthless bodies that wont provide any actually valuable data for the program ISN'T retarded? You've just given up and are admitting to being stupid, now?I mean I'll give you a chance to turn this ship around. I'll even give you some pointers; we've already covered that they had systems in place for violent outbursts since they managed to contain and deal with Nibs instantly.
is this the final alien earth thread until next week?yes it is.
>>214417382We're free
