Charlie X EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214394566
star trek sex with shran
star sex trek with weyoun
star trek pon farr with dr selar
....it's only a purple ball, why is everyone so astonished at this thing
It is wildly unsafe to put a little lip on the bottom of every door. It's no wonder 90% of DS9's bloopers are tripping over it.
the suffering of miles edward obrien
>>214414812Melora please
>>214414812that handicapped lady should've sued them for violating the ADA
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>>214414835cripples don't belong on a Cardie station. unless they're processing ore.
>>214414753>Dies>Isn't mentioned for the rest of the series, gets swiftly replaced by Spock.
>>214414753hilarious episode one of the earliest depictions of a dangerous incel.
Slopniggers get out
>>214414969I can't wait to get to this scene in the watchalong
>it's a Quark gives Bashir horse tranquilizers episode
>>214414941>one of the earliest depictions of a dangerous incel.I think of that every time I watch that episode. He is way more cruel to the women, turning one into a hag, another he makes her face nothing but skin, no eyes, no nose or mouth. Turns another woman into a lizard.
>>214415056kek
Quark is the jewiest kike to ever light a menorah.
>214414933lmao get fucked
>>214415184I don't see any parallels but then again, I don't see color
Give me all your trek reaction images/gifs
When you win youre just lucky!INCONCEIVABLE!
Odo is so cute
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Lmao this is the Voyager episode where Janeway murders some space garbage men.
>>214415463It's a good one, another peak Insaneway ep
>>214415463And harry plays clarinet like squidward
Robert Picardo referred to the void aliens as the "captain's log"
>>214415722>CAN YOU SMELL WHAT 'THE SPOCK' IS COOKING?
Funny how space can make you feel... weightless... huh... weightless AND freightless. Nothing to be hauled.
why do vulkans go between saying that have no emotions and are suppressing them?Arent those two distinct things?
>>214415463remember the one where she wouldn't lift a finger up to luddite genocide?
>>214415463>the Vidiians who stole that guys face and Neelix's lungs? Let's work something out.>the Borg? Sure, we can cut a deal>the Hirogen who brutally hunted our crew for weeks on end? We can be friends.>the Malon, just some poor wagies trying to make ends meet? KILL ON SIGHT.
>>214415463>>214415685I feel like you're just contrarian. Like oh yeah we should totally support the evil space garbagemen. It's Janeway who is wrong. Fuck off who are you kidding you fucking low IQ chud.
>>214415807They never say they don't have emotions. They might say, "I do not experience joy" but that just means they are tightly controlling them.
>>214415807>why do vulkans go between saying that have no emotionsthey don't say this. except maybe in nutrek or something.
>>214414753My mom told me her earliest memory of watching Star Trek in the 60s was getting the shit scared out of her by Charlie's death stare.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>214415807>vulkans saying they have no emotionThis was never the case. It's explicitly stated several times, through multiple series' that they suppress their emotions.
>>214415830Anon, I didn't say that she was wrong to blow up the MalonI just said that this is another episode where Janeway decides she's done taking shit and goes Insaneway on everyone
>>214415892>she's insane for doing the right thingWhat the fuck are you on
>>214415845>>214415847>>214415889I feel like Iremember hearing "I dont feel _ but I do find it interesting" or something of the sort being said pretty frequently. Or otherwise denying feeling something rather than experiencing it in a compartmentalized fashion.
>>214415868WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIIIIIN
>>214414753When I was a kid I thought that sick bay was an actual bay on a planet where people went to get healed.I never understood how they could be all of the place but still in transporter range to sick bay
>>214415971not him, but you are an autist.
Give me another drink plz.
>>214416015not him, but you are an ass
I could use a beer
The other thread is literally tranny-created
>>214416031No, you're cut off.
>>214416039I think you are him and you dont understand that insaneway just means being a bit of a cowboy and making hard (but maybe understandable) discissions. frontier justice style. its just an expletive
>>214416147Insaneway has never meant that, very dishonest.
>>214416177yes it does, its just an hyperbole
>>214416206>>214416194Based fun commencer
IVE GOT FAITH OF THE HEARTGOIN WHERE MY HEART MIGHT TAKE ME
>>214414753Reminder that OP is always a faggot
>freighter ghost story time
>>214416502Ayo dis nigga trippin on a freighta yall
Damn the time police are NOT going to be fans of season 2 of Prodigy. I scanned ahead a bit and it's like the whole season is time travel rigamarole.
>>214416502I was literally about to say this rofl
She cute
>>214414941Do you think that crazy hair weave on Yeoman Rand is real and possible or is it some kind of a wig or hair extension type thing?
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>>214415807colloquialism
>>214415807The canon was kind of inconsistent about this. Sometimes they have a conscious absence of emotion, sometimes they feel emotions but strictly control them, sometimes they have a physical part of the brain that compartmentalizes emotions.
>>214416824A Vulkan would never.
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>>214416661it's real, but it might require an accessory underneath to maintain volume
>>214416845"Vulcans never lie" -Vulcan lying through their teeth
And that's why you always take a shuttle
>>214416856ahemSEXNON STOP FUCKING SEX WITH THE DURAS SISTERSNON STOP!!!! that is all
Now we know how Trip got his name!
>>214416836>>214415807like humans vulcans are not all the same. they feel emotions but some control them while others suppress them. some vulcans do not even attempt to control or suppress their emotions like the one archer met. and some undergo training/ritual to eradicate emotions which spock almost completed in the first movie.
>>214416836>they have a physical part of the brain that compartmentalizes emotions.sounds like bullshit. where was this said? also having an absence of certain emotions at certain times doesn't mean you don't feel any emotions ever. when Spock says "I do not feel jealousy" or something he probably genuinely doesn't but it's totally plausible that he just actually doesn't feel that way the way a normal human might not. I feel like he probably said "I am incapable" of feeling a certain way but that would be Vulcan cope
>>214416963It would be nice to see a vulkan who values emotion, but apreciates them being controlled.
>>214416836For me, it's Tuvok's barely restrained urge to snap Neelix's neck like a fresh leola root.
I love myZhooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww
>>214414753Wil Wheaton is relentlessly handsome.
Weyoun is relentlessly handsome.
I wish Eddington would have found out about Section 31.
I am relentlessly handsome.
>>214417118The Marquis were totally funded my section 31 CIA-Taliban style.
>>214417126>t. LD, PRO, and SNW enjoyer
>>214417158>t. also picard and DISCO enjoyer
>>214417147The Maquis were the last gasp of the true Federation.
>>214417183I think they were kind of retarded.
>>214417176>DISCOit's STD not DISCO
>>214417176>DISCO>Bee Gees Staying Alive starts playing
>>214417158wats pro?
>>214416991>sounds like bullshit. where was this said?the tng ep with sarek and the voy episode where tuvok is trying to rehab grima wormtongue come to mind
>>214417317Star Trek Prodigy, an animated series for children, which somehow managed to mog LD, an animated series for manchildren
*fondles you're face in you're path*
>>214417363>you'reilliterate ferengi
>>214417363gosh, i'd love Spock to fondle me
>>214417391>being a newfag
>>214417417Settle down, Jadzia.
>>214417417Literally what the fuck did Spock mean by this?
>>214417455illiterate pakled
>>214417483One of your so called whores. https://youtu.be/KSAq_b9EQ6A?si=hG8nMezsdvlAbVgN
>>214417464please never compare me to her again I actually felt offended >>214417483i cant be sure but it was captivating nevertheless which is why I webmemed it. I sort of feel like it's a bit out of character for him to appear so amused during this episode
>>214417493Anon, his missing the in-joke obvious.
>>214417483He was simply implying that he was going to suppress his emotions all over her back.
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>>214417593illiterate space hippie
I'm a big fan of the bits in TOS where Spock is forced to shout/scream a line and you hear Nimoy's Bostonian accent cutting through the emotionless Vulcan register.
>>214417796Herbert. We do not reach.
>>214418010TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM TRIBEAM
Interesting bit on how WoK's director got the performance out of Shatner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJE16cB7CjI
>>214418205and here's the resulting line readinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN53M5jC8uI&start=84
>>214418082kek
>>214418205the ricardo montalban bit is more interesting, what he did with shanter is the old kubirck and even before him wells who just tire out actors so they stop "acting"
>>214414941Didn't he spank Rand?
haha
For me, it's Doctor Selar
>>214419306They would use the replicator to make clothes
>>214419619>your mate gets killed by Duras>luckily there's a Vulcan doctor who looks just like her on the ship
>>214414816does this look like an irishman suffering?
>>214417354This comment wasn't clever the last time you posted it either. Lower Decks is easily better than Prodigy.
>>214420267>Vulcan, Klingon, Andorian and Q-fu>no Spoonhead SuzieFuck this gay Earth
>>214420807Would have been Too Hot For TV
>>214420721Prodigy was winning until they spent an entire episode calling Zero the Female British Medusan "Them/They"
>>214421150>tfw the female British medusan character who sounds like Helen Mirren is voiced by a male britbong. How embarrassing.
>>214420721You know that just because most posters here are called "Anonymous" that they're not actually the same person... right?
>>214414753I hate that fucking actor. He was shit in Columbo too where apparently 'yelling = le acting'.But this episode still has one of my favourite quote and actual legit life advice that still applies to whiny bitches and delusional retards of all stripes:>"Charlie there's a million things you can have in this universe and a million things you can't. It's not fun facing that but YWNBAW."- Captain James T. Kirk
>>214420630Two words: Keiko fucking O'Brien.Now that's non-stop suffering - and his real life is even worse than the Total Recall prison sentence.When bitch was possessed by satanically-evil Pah-Wraith she has to flat out tell him and then prove it because he couldn't even tell the difference.
botanist pussy must be out of this world
>>214421527>that's non-stop suffering
>>214422170Didn't she even keep nagging him for not wanting to be a fucking paedo?Most solid work-a-day everyman hero in the whole Federation and gets nothing but shit for it. Even not doing creepy shit like that he cops crap for - unreal.
I'm trying to watch Enterprise for the first time and I'm not sure I can deal with how retarded the humans are. The only one with any sense is the Vulcan chick and they just ignore her every time she points out they're being retarded. I'm only 4 episodes in and I swear to God every episode has been like this. Does it ever get any better or am I going to have to suffer thru Captain "safety protocols? we don't need your stinking safety protocols!" for the rest of the series?
>>214422577Nah eventually they learn to get a long better iirc
>>214422289That was a trap Keiko laid. If Miles had agreed to make love to her as a loli, she would use that against him in arguments the rest of his life. Miles must have been used to her mind that games by that point.
>>214422604I'm not talking about them getting along. I'm talking about shit like taking an alien creature off its native planet, it starts dying so they drop it off on another similar planet with no thought to "hey should we really put this alien creature on an entirely different planet?" and then finding an M-class planet and deciding they can't wait a week to do some remote scans to be sure it's safe, no let's go down there and let the Captain's dog run loose and then let the crew have an overnight camping trip that nearly gets them all killed by a toxic drug in the pollen. This is all shit we wouldn't even do on Earth and they're just landing on random planets and interfering with alien lifeforms without a care in the world.
>>214422755>This is all shit we wouldn't even do on Earthwe've literally done this on earth
>>214422801Historically yes but at this point we understand why you don't introduce invasive species into new habitats and why quarantines are a thing.
>>214422577> Captain "safety protocols? we don't need your stinking safety protocolsYou mean Kirk? The Federation literally assigned Spock and McCoy to be his tard wranglers.
>>214422874They at least had red shirts dying to show how retarded it was. They don't even have those on Enterprise. The retards keep surviving.
>>214422614Yeah no shit. He knew it was no-win bullshit. At least when she was possessed by the Pah-Wraith and literally trying to put him in a no-win position, she wasn't such a cunt about it. Plus he still had the option to just let the bitch die and release him from his Hell with her, so they're not entirely evil to the core like the real Keiko.Miles is still too earnest a guy to let that happen, when he could have done it and say it was to save the universe or whatever and cun...Keiko would have wanted it that way, because she like totally believed in that Prime Directive thing which definitely applies here somehow ...
>>214422841enterprise is meant to mimic the age of sail, whereas tos is meant to be wagon trains, ds9 a frontier town, etc.
>>214422841>>214422755>>214422577The answer is yes, you're going to have to deal with it. Archer is a bumbling retard nepo baby and is basically nothing like any Starfleet captain you've ever seen before. He is incompetent and should have died or gotten everyone killed 100s of times over but that can't happen because it's a TV show. He never learns from these mistakes. He is easily manipulated by aliens every fucking time. It really does not get better.
Is it plausible that over time you would forget why you willingly left Voyager on your own, and also forget that time you recorded a video begging yourself not to murder all your friends in the future?
>>214423110>fucking dog on boardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hrwut2dV0kI would have blasted that fucking thing out the nearest airlock the second he turned his back.
>>214423171Considering what happened to the actress in real life? Yes.
>>214423171Is it plausible the actress could look worse IRL than she does in that picture when humans have a much longer average lifespan?
>>214423176To be fair the Ent-D had a bunch of pets for some fucking reason. One episode had a throwaway line about 13 possible fathers for Spot’s litter (great job watching her, Data). Yet you never see any pit bulls.
>>214416106Which other thread? Do you mean >>214413075? That seems a little harsh.
>>214416996I have good news for you!
>>214421638they definitely have the best bush
>>214423110Thanks for the response, that's exactly what I was afraid of. No wonder Enterprise got cancelled, it's the only classic Trek show where the Captain is infuriatingly retarded. The entire premise was "Vulcans think humans are too naive and ignorant to explore space and so the humans... repeatedly prove them right." I don't know why anyone thought this was a good idea.
>>214423338what do you know, all kino
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>>214423415that anon has an irrational hateboner for enterprise and some weird hyper-specific shitty opinions, don't take what he says as gospel
>>214423415archer realizing the vulcans were kinda right is part of his character growth
>>214423446Understood but what he said has been my impression of Archer as well. He just keeps making stupid decisions and getting away with it.
>>214423338TNG at a very unfortunate spot being sandwiched between TOS and DS9 at a much better part in their runs.
>>214423446i don't have a hateboner for Enterprise. I enjoyed it. but I also enjoy complaining about the stupid things in it. get a life.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND HORDE WARMASTER OF FRAGGLE ROCK, VIC "TEKKOSHO ME DEM TITTAYS" MIGNOGNA:[Please note, due to malfunction with the universal translator, some terms will be translated to the nearest approximant. Exercise discretion when interpreting.]Good news, *happy campers*! The time has come at last for the TNG watch along! Please remember we will *dancing* one hour *below* than the DS9 watchalong, at 9PM ET/8PM CT. Time your alarms accordingly.Bad news, the *silly cow* is still being *frumple*! Our *happy campers* are deploying to *dance* as we speak. Have faith in The Plan. Death to the opposition. Dogar and Kazon at Tanagra. Play Frungy. Mignogna out.
>>214423579No TOS? It's restarting too
>>214423694no it's a trapa man trap
>TOS>airdate order instead of production orderassy
