Ocellus fucking someone's shit up on principle editionPrevious: >>214413162
>>214421742I love the stupid fucking eye so much
>>214421783it's a she
>>214421742Why does she hate blacks so much?
>>214421812>>214421814It's not a fucking she. Women use she for objects and animals just like men use he.
>>214421742What happens next? Not giving this shitshow any more of my time.
>>214421829Xenomorph will escape and fuck shit up. Eye will be based. Plant will do something unremarkable. Some redshirts will die. Massive cliffhanger. Hawley trollface.jpeg
How would you write a xenomorph outbreak?
I can't fucking stand the closeup shots with Wendy doing the clicks and shit. Its already completely retarded she can talk to them its even more retarded showing it.
>>214421846noah you fishing for ideas, you hack?
>>214421843I meant in the webum in question. The wikipedia summary for last night's episode isn't up yet.I'm just glad one of the hybrids is finally dying.
And in this week's instalment of people doing extremely retarded shit that conveniently pushes the plot forward
>>214421871Please sir they are very mad at me you must understand.
>>214421866it's lowkey pedo shit for hollywood degenerates. that's the purpose of the closeups.
>>214421846>Alien stows away on a Neverland escape ship>the public knows nothing about the xenos>the POV of a detective in Siam as he investigates a rash of murders, basically like S1 of The Strain
>>214421872oh, the flies squirt some acid on his face and he shuts down, then they eat some of his white goo. he will get another body and a reload from the backup I bet. altho the actor is credited for less episodes than the rest of the kids.
>>214421866>clicks cutely
>>214421911Baby Yeed?
Why did the eyeball sheep try to warn the guy to get out of the chamber before he got killed? I thought it was supposed to be evil
>>214421890>"she's barely 29 you sick fucks!"
>>214421929Standard eyeball persecution.
>>214421929the eyeball is actually the main character and protagonist of the series
>>214421890>yo da shieee be low key summa datFucking kys
>>214421890>>214421935Funnily enough, there are allegations against the actress that she is a pedo herself. She dated one of her costars (who she met when he was 16-17) when he turned 18. She was 29 or so at the time.
>>214421846I was about to say The Strain was a nice example of a spreading infection and the bureaucratic ineptitude / slow response to a threat >>214421898>drop it in a dense population>sewers or outskirts>Mumbai for example>it starts multiplying by eggmorphing>queen hugger>queen>massive increase in attacks>government slow to respond>coverups and keeping a lid on it>at some point it becomes exponential>xenomorphs spill into other areas>finally army is involved>too late>city carpet bombings on a massive scale>frontline ebbs and flows>at the end xenos prevail, their spread cannot be contained as they learn to adapt
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>>214421980this looks FUCKING TERRIBLE, we are not meant to see the xenomorph in that light, this is humiliating
Oh morrow didn't even bring up the fact that boy kavalier's bribery to crash the ship to the 5 corps's lawyer. Could have been an easy win there. But nah. Must show how smart our boy is outsmarting seasoned corpo ayysian queen bossGod its so fucking dog shit writing all around
>>214421866should've used "Mouth" by Bush (or "From your Mouth" by God Lives Underwater) for the end credits.
>>214421992how would he prove it, retard? a claim doesn't work in arbitration unless there's proof.
>>214421992He uploaded that video to Yutani too.
Wendy is cute!
I get it now. Boy genius is this dumb fuck self insert. Looks at him. How smart and young and genius he is, just LIKE me!!!! He is me fr fr!!!!Fucker is narcissist and also has inferiority complex. He keeps bringing up how smart kavalier is. So fucking insecurity
>>214421992Morrow.. just sorta.. forgot about the sabotage
>>214422006There is a video. And he uploaded it too. Bring it up will not 100% fucked up kavalier, but he wouldnt be able to demand 20 billion that easily either.
>>214422006Didn't he download all that shit from the ship directly into his robobrain
>>214422019is this cgi? is this from alien earth? why didnt episode 5 look this good?
i like the show but there isnt a single attractive persondame is probably the hottest lol
>>214422041>>214422042he downloaded the creature data, not calling home videos kek
>>214422020Good mornang saar
>>214422020Forgot pic
who is supposed to be the capt hook parallel
>>214422053I just assumed he would, since he headed the investigation into the sabotage and shit
>>214422059Nah u are a saar. Only saar approves low iq retard. Only saar favors incompetent retards just because they are from the same village
>>214421980why is his scull is part of his neck and fucking bending? What retarded design is this? Also they completely forget that he supposed to be covered with chitin?
Boy genius's dirty feet are gross
>>214422049you are not wrong, Romulus spoiled us and we didn't appreciate it
>>214422053At the very least morrow should have brought that up to Yutani, so she can have some cards to deal with on the negotiation. He didn't even tell her. And that resulted in boy kavalier's counter attack and accused them of intentionally crash the ship on his cityDumb fucking writing.
>>214422077I stopped wondering about these things when I figured the answer to everything is Hawley is retarded. Just enjoy the ride, show is not canon anyway.
>>214421829Okay, come again
>Scientist only remembers there's a dangerous space parasite in the cage after he looks upGuy deserved worse than a facehugging, fucking stupid bastard
>>214422067Boy Genius is Capt Hook, Xeno is croc, and eye is Peter Pan.
>>214422113maybe he told her, we don't know that
>>214422076>calling others dumb when you're not even smart enough to learn English articles Pajeets were not smart enough to invent dinner tables or utensils, so you're probably Rajnesh
>>214421980IT'S OVER! HOW CAN I GO BACK TO AVP HIGHSCHOOL EDITION?
>>214421992Is kavailer retarded enough to forget to delete the bribe video while its in his possession? Even if it gets out, is it as damning as the crash?
>>214422129The show wants to be a family drama. He was such a good all-American dad that he disregarded all the sciency stuff, goddamnit!
>>214422149Then why did she let kavalier run all over her with his accuse? It is a serious crime that could fucked boy kavalier up for good. Messing with other big corp's scientific vessel? Deliberately crashed the ship with dangerous alien lifeforms on earth? She could accuse him and demand a major investigation. The proof is on the ship in the form of the video.Fucking dumb ass writing
is he right?
>System that actively tracks the Hybrids>Only alerts someone one is offline when they turn the tracking off
>>214422151And you a dumb fuck retard who loves to suck some dumb fuck writer cock
so how is the new episode?only the fifth one was watchable, the rest was boring slop about jeets, if it's still the same then I won't bother watching
>>214422189maybe he told her, but they have no proof if he did not download the video? this is not complicated.
>>214422167The vid was on the ship's database. The engineer tried to delete it but cybanigga restored it.
>>214422201Still kind of shit but it's entertaining to see how they keep fucking up
>>214422114there is nothing to enjoy thought. even with brain offed its just boring and painful slop.
>>214422205He could accuse her of attacking his city. She could do the same. She could accuse him of fucking with her ship. But she didn't do shit. She is one of the top 5 big corp. Boy kavalier is rising star. He is not that untouchable yet.
Writing sucks balls. How did this shit get approved?
>>214422222>sloppy sloppa slop slop slooooooop slooshlpy plooppp pooopa
>>214422230All of them are IQ 90 or below.
>only the fifth was watchablethere were people here that thought spaced paddy postman fighting the xenomorph in hand to hand MCU combat was cool then you need to take a long walk off a short bridge
>>214421980>hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!
>>214422233you got a stroke or something?
>>214422250>not even smart enough to write '90 IQ' in the correct order>>214422230This show deserves 3 - 5 seasons. It is leagues better than the Dune show or that Asimov show where everyone is a black woman
>let wendy confuse hentai lips as soon as she wakes up to make her even more paranoid>1 (one) person watching the cameras in this billion dollar island complex>no one tracking the kids' vitals at all times>keep all aliens in the same room to ensure that when something goes wrong, all hell breaks looseMan, this episode fucking sucked.Morrow and Kirsch scene was kino though fucking CONFIRMED
>>214422280>This show deserves 3 - 5 seasons. It is leagues better than the Dune show or that Asimov show where everyone is a black woman
Plumper here. Dun hav any fancy 'gree. Just working wit shits and pipes me entire life. Even me know to check the front porch camera fo delivery. Why dind 6 degrees man no check cameras? Why boy kavalier no camera' team? Only this brown robot kirsh for all his monitoring?Me dun buy it.
>>214422292>Can build super strong super resilient super smart humanoid robots>Can't automate a tracking system
>>214422273im pissed the episode didnt end with this track, unironically. Not one would it have fit thematically, it would have gone viral and been great marketing for the show
>>214422292These two together without talking are more interesting than anything else on the show
>>214422280I mean i actually enjoy watching this as schlock comedy but production value is too high for this absolytely retarded writing.
>>214421742>Thats like an onion asking how to take care of a starholy shit Justified, chill out
>>214422307he cant even make like cheaper dumber bots to sit by cameras and monitor them too.
>>214421980Awww he's cute I want a pet Xeno
>>214422333a store nigga
>Final episode is Wendy's good xeno facing off against the jeetbot's evil xenoWhat are the chances I'm correct?
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>>214422310nah, we need pretentious references to terrible '90s dad rock so Hawley can show he's smarter than you>STRANGE BREW>KILL WHAT'S INSIDE OF YOU
>>214422372Yeah a pokemon battle seems plausible for this show.
I hope this show doesn't have a second season. I like it but season 1 took too long to come out. Don't want to wait 5 years to complete the story.
>>214421877>you can't sum up alien: earth in one image—
>>214422392Good xeno wins but dies in the attempt, Wendy gives a speech about how humans are the real monsters, cue 90's dad rock.
>>214422392It's too gratifying and anticipated. Remember, te writers are nepobaby Jews who want to "subvert expectations" because they hate their audience. So I'd imagine it'll get hyped up and then not happen.
>>214422365i heard star but you made me go back and recheckthe subtitles say star too
>>214422406but she isnt even away yet and IQ already dropped.
Watched the episode.That eye nigga was merciless.
>>214421742Why would an enclosure for super dangerous alien specimens have only one door, and require personnel to actually *go inside* the enclosure to feed,/tend the specimen??
>>214422425wrong screenshot sorry
>>214422435SO THE SHOW CAN HAPPENSHUT UP
>>214422428My head canon is that this takes place slightly after the original alien (maybe even around the time of Aliens) because then a lot of the glaring plot holes seem less bad.
>>214422435imagine how this guys tried to study ebola or something.
>>214422455Didn't either Salk or Sabin get shot up with the polio virus to prove their vaccine worked?Admittedly, not really the same thing.
>>214422439>>214422425ok that's fucked up and makes no sense
HybridsAre like onionsThey get all gunky and white on the inside
>>214422455Weyland-Yutani's virology lab is also the kitchen/mess hall.
>it was a nothingburger filler ep afterallfly bros... I dont feel so good....
>>214422435An entire week of smug Reddit assholes insisting that the retardation of the Maginot crew was some sort of epic Marxist commentary about the self-defeating nature of corporate efficiency targets only for Hawley to show Prodigy's literal most vital asset personally overseen by the CEO be run even worse.
>>214422489Fly finally killed one of the retarded hybrids, flybros stay winning
lab leaks and accidents never happen in real lifewtf is this writing
>episode is good again>/tv/ still hates itStarting to think the problem is just you.
>>214422511>>214422514No one is taking this shitshow seriously enough to get ragebaited, sorry.
>child does stupid thingwtffff writers room????
>>214422472He is just trying to make the most absurd dichotomy possible
>>214422550It's just a dumb writer trying to sound witty.
>>214421742Is this as stupid as jurassic world snicker bar
>>214422564on that much we are on agreement
Just saw this scene guys.. how fucking retarded writers of this trash is? I never saw nothing this dumb even in PARODIES and they tried to make it dumb INTENTIONALLY.
>scientist does something to help someone in urgent need>would have gotten away with it too if not for sligthly betraying himwtf is this writing seriously guys can someone explain
This show would go very hard if you have sub 80 IQ
>>214422580That someone in need was a disabled robot, there was no rush
>episode called The Fly>literally only called that because it has a fly in itBravo Hawley!
>they erased nibs memorieswtf why didnt they erase all their memories from last week so that wendy wouldn't ask her about the week they erasedwriting is so bad holy shit
>>214422511>trillion dollar corporation puts experimental test assets with the minds of children in charge of maintaining bioweapons with no oversight or tracking at allIf Boy Retard was this stupid and the show was actually realistic, there would either be an episode called "Prodigy's Board Ousts the CEO in 5 Minutes" or "Weyland-Yutani's Easiest Acquisition Ever".The Maginot I can forgive because it might have been intentional, and because WY is such a big company that one high profile accident could be written off as a mistake. A fast-growing technology company using its proprietary flagship research products to fuck around with bioweapons with no actual plan? No. No way. It's too retarded.
>>214422598I laughed when literally the next scene after the memory removal is Wendy asking her about said memories
>>214422579Its actually a very deep cut commentary about greed of corporations and human arrogance or something idk.
You know what would be cool? Creepy Teng vs Malice synth Kirsh mind's battles. Two creepy fucks trying to out-smart each other. They actually managed to nail Teng, a creep with intelligent, probably unintentional cuz they failed miserablely at boy kavalier
So they wipe the redheaded retard back to factory settings and then let her interact with the other 4 kids right away without telling those kids anythingAnd the writers waited a fully 3 seconds before having one of the kids lore dump on her just as she woke upI understand the show has to happen but making 5 kids was a very very very stupid decision
>>214422603you don't understand man he MOVES FAST AND BREAKS THINGS oh my god it's so subtle it's suck incisive social commentary
>>214422629that would require the writers to be intelligent...
>>214422598>>214422630anons synced up
>>214422617you mean for hiring this mentally disabled people as writers?
what a cliff hanger
>>214422603>corpos being dangerous on a planetary level is too retarded to be truenothing unrealistic about thisprodigy is a 'yes' place bro, safety standards and regulations that's some lib shit
>>214422598I was watching this with my boomer dad and every 5 minutes he just randomly yelled "SHOOT THE WRITERS">>214422629Sadly Teng died in the flashback. The aliens may be unfathomable cosmic horrors, but they're HECKIN' DECENT and give rapists what they deserve after 5 seconds of screen time.
>>214422489yikes
>>214421980pitmommy wendy
boy kavalier should have been girl kavalierso many scenes with feet wasted
What's with the Synth btw? why is he acting like a fucking hippy on some hard drugs? Is this a bootleg of WY synths made by prodigy?
>>214422642I think writers wanted to test how little effort they can put in a big budget tv show and get away with it.
>>214422679>What's with the Synth btw?he doesn't know ...
>>214422489>retarded tripfags wrong againwow what a shock
>>214422579oh noo~ will she drink the alien sperm or no~ such tension
Maybe the only reason the show was made possible because Noah Hawley secured the funding with his nepotism's connections, and everyone else had to suffer his terrible writings. But no, I took a look at noah hawley's wiki. Nothing special about him. Not really rich either.
>Eyeball sheep never gets to leave the cageBet he's regretting possessing a farm animal now, huh
>>214422280>that Asimov showfoundation completely mogs this show
>>214422710thats my new wall paper for work PC dudes.
>trillions of dollars and no staff to monitor the kids 24/7 and monitor the aliens>keep all the aliens in the same roomThe writing is so fucking bad bros its not funny anymore
>>214422722That entire show is carried by Empire so fucking hard
>>214422652No, it is unrealistically retarded. Given that Boy Retard is clearly supposed to be a seething caricature of Elon Musk + Sam Altman, we actually have real life counterexamples of arrogant, megalomaniacal tech CEO's simply... not being stupid. Elon's most spectacular explosions in his own version of Prodigy City have all been contained safety tests. Sam Altman's most recent high profile failures have actually been because he let too many DEI commissars fuck around with his supercomputers as they were training his models so they wouldn't say no-no words. This weird Ayn Rand style Nick Land/Curtis Marvin tech bro ethos that seething Jews in the writers room ascribe to Boy Retard is simply not present IRL in any significant quantity among CEO's of companies that own tangible assets and the talent to maintain them. (data centers, etc)If you want to find this weird fucked up messianic attitude right now you need to look, ironically, at equity managers, which gleefully DO ruin companies and industries for fun, pharmaceutical companies, or government contractors. Making Boy Retard a tech bro instead of an Alien-universe-consistent amoral exec like pic related speaks to the idiocy and myopia of the writers who are simply desperate to show a smart accomplished person as an evil retard to feel better about their own inability to write science fiction.
>>214422195Yes. Eye is based and will probably end the xenomorph threat.
>>214422676You made me remember>Boy kavalier walks in the meeting>Music playing says the line "SNIFF" while camera focuses on his feetWtf man.
>>214422722Looks pretty gay
Why didn't he immediately revoke all his access clearances and have him escorted off the island?
>>214422195
>>214422728it get it if it was like side job or some failing asset they had for years ago and its so bad they they cut the maintenance cost to get by at least. But its their main fucking investment currently.
>>214422747I assumed that he wasn't actually fired and was simply being admonished.
You know how Xavier Renegade Angel has nonstop jokes that cascade into each other for full length of episode? This is like that but with idiotic writing.The cut from Nibs getting wiped to Wendy going "REMEMBER THE TOWER" is almost unbelievable.
>>214422728>trillions of dollars and you need government employees to prevent corpo X from dumping radioactive lead into the water supply>>214422732you mean elon's cars that explode with the driver locked up inside elon the same guy who goes >wtf whales and marine life, this is about progress, gubmentbefore he kills said gubmentstop defending corpos it's silly
>>214422747He knew he was going to get facehugged later so the show can happen
What's the big deal? Wendy is immortal. Brother is going to die in like 10 or 20 considering his line of work. Why can't they let him take her home for a while. So rude.
>>214422679he is just autistic.
shit episode, no Chernobyl janitor cleaning the mold off the walls
>>214422425what vidya is that image from?
wtf writers room corpos are GOOD and not BADso unrealistic to make the corpos appear uncaring for safety standards
>>214422747too much documentation bro probs takes weeks to get it all sorted.
>>214422761The cybernigga even mentions how they've upped security in anticipation of an attack and they still have nobody watching the cams
>>214422763>reiterates that he's serious>tells him to pack his things>tells him he needs to be gone by the end of the day or he'll be shotYeah I don't think that counts as an admonishment anon
>dealing with dangerous aliens the world has never seen which they themselves know are extremely dangerous>fuck protocols and procedures and security haha
>>214422780he knew where the wind was blowing and left the island when they brought the aliens
>>214422790yeah apple keeps their chip designs the same way as some factory that reuses gutter oil. i am very smart btw
>>214422782Hell is usIts an action game set in a fictional east european country in the 90s in the middle of a civil war started by 2 religious factions that also happened to awaken/summon a bunch of "demons" (for lack of a better word) that are manifestations of the negative emotions that are gripping the country due to the war. You get to witness the aftermath of a bunch of warcrimes, mass graves, hangings, civilian torture, rape...Its a bit janky on the gameplay but its really soulful.
>>214422790You can make an evil corporation and not have it act like it's run by idiots.
How hard is it to have likes 100 synths working 24/7 to monitor everything? Fucking hell synth are sold for dirt cheap there.
This ep is definitely the worst so far. Who the fuck thought the fly alien would be good lmao>Spits acid and eats youLaaaaammmmmmeeeeeee
>quadrillion dollars corpo>around 10 person staff on super important research islandLOL
>>214422846The previous pic looks asian.
>>214422765>you need government employees to prevent corpo X from dumping radioactive lead into the water supplyTo do what; take bribes and let the corp do it anyway? This isn't high trust regulatory state America anymore lmao the government is just lobbyists and ex corp employees.>elon's cars that explode with the driver locked up insideI literally can't find any instance of a Tesla exploding that wasn't a car crash that ejected the occupant before the explosion or a suicide bombing. Elon's most high-profile safety threat has been the Cybertruck, which, despite still having a pretty good safety record, is widely seen as a joke and is being punished by the market.I'm not defending corporations; obviously WY does bad things in the pursuit of profit. I'm attacking the writers' conception of "corp is bad when person I don't like is in charge of it". Alien is a movie about how employees are forced to disregard worker safety by an amoral corporation to increase the value of their own shares. That's a tragic irony. WY is evil by virtue of amorality. A:E is about how a company is bad because its CEO walks around barefoot and acts like an asshole. That's a farce.
>>214422855At the very least have an automated alert go off if one of their super expensive, super secret brand new revolutionary prototype hybrids suddenly go offline
James Gunn's lex luthor had a 30 mans team remote controlling super clone at all time. Boy retard should takes note. Thats how smart mens do thing.
Everyone in this show is so fucking stupid I could barely finish the newest episode. The memory wipe instantly being undone by Wendy’s yapping might be the dumbest scene I have ever seen on a television show.
>>214422877tl;dr your essaytake your meds schizo
>>214422810IT WAS UPPED SECURITY? They had like random islander "hey there watch the doors for us yeah?" and fuck off to do their shit?
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>>214422855They dont even have a 2 door system for their (fucking glass) cages. Writers and set designers must be literal retards.
>>214422896How hard was it to pull other kids aside and say: yo niggas, nips got PTSD'd by the monster on the ship so don't mention anything about it ever again, okay??
>>214422276Slop post
>>214422866These statues are sort of what the demons look like and the middle is the leader of a smaller splint of one of the religions that literally unabashedly worship those entities before a crusade started to wipe every man woman and children living in that city.The sort of "dragon" thingie is a two headed serpent which is one of the symbols of the "bad guy" in these religions that those guys worshiped. I get what you meant tho.But rest of the game is very much 90s east europe with warcrimes
>>214422917Or be an evil controlling corporation and just disable their ability to even mention it
>>214422903>Weyland-Yutani: "Ignoring worker safety will potentially lead to huge upsides in R&D profits.">Boy Retard: "I am a god and I am literally better than all of you; I have never heard of the concept of worker safety but it sounds gay."You see how one of those is a realistically evil company and the other is a caricature from a left wing political ad?
>>214421742>only morrow and kirsh entertaining>hate the nepobaby's weird mutant face>hate the ginger nepobaby's bs too>laughed when the mixed race hybrid dies>most scene are boring>the xenomorph remains shit and horribly designed especially following romulus where despite its flaws I actually liked the xeno design a lot>the Boy actor still instils a visceral revulsion every time he is on screen due to his wretched inbred face>similar reaction to the Hermit actor that is obviously gay IRLStandard episode
>>214422855you dont need a computers built to sit and watch other computers, shit like this is already almost automated.
>>214422846I did actually find it from image search.I cant tell if the game is worth playing or not.
>Security measure for the ayyys is a just a fucking door lock>No posted armed guards, no auto turrets, no gas suppression system that automatically kicks in the second one of these things get free>(1) retard fucks up the feeding procedure and multiple people just conga line into the lab to offer themselves as food>No security detail monitoring on camera that storms the room the second Dr. Retard gets FLY.COM'd
Why does every Alien movie have cool designs and set pieces but retarded characters and a nonsensical plot?
What was the scene at the end with the sheep? Why did it stare at us, 4th-wall break like?
>>214422946it got mad toodid a little frown
>>214422938i enjoyed my time with it (27 hours), exploration is decent, puzzles are ok with a few puzzles being really good, combat is serviceable but boring.But the vibe of the game is immaculate.Wait for a sale maybe, its hard to recommend it on full price even when i liked it
>>214422946It realizes it's stuck in a show with shitty writers.
>>214422946Writers telling us "you are a retarded sheep for watching this slop"
Why didnt the niggerbot just swat the fly? The same thing with Nibs and eye tentacles. They just didn't even fight back or do anything. They literally have super strength and can crush anything.
>>214422943The first films characters and plot were fine, except for that one retarded crewmember that just screamed and got Dallas killed
Yooo forgot to mention but the hyper-security, super secret, hyper tech lab, for some reasons has a big fucking ass 3x3 air vent that could bypass the door lock.Yoo this is so fucking retarded
>>214422984They are scared kids mentally
why are they having those 5 children do shitthey are the big ticket item, they need to be shown to investors and shit in a few weeksHow are they not in a fucking nursery being monitorized 24/7Even if you wanted to have them do random shit in which universe Isaac getting flyfucked doesnt trigger a thousand alarms and protocolsWhat the fuck is going on
Only Alien and Alien:Isolation are canon. Rest is slop garbage. It is known.
>>214422962Thanks.More like one of those games I will wait for it to be on PS+ or something like that. Keep it in my mind but not even add it to my wishlists
>>214422993Previous episode, the most retarded thing for me was the containment vessel for an alien lifeform shattering like a wine bottle dropped from the same height. That was unforgivable stupid in a way that can't be excused by the sois like the black science lady being retarded cause humans are stupid and make fuck ups.
>>214422913food and drink right there, also she never fucking closes the fucking thermos. died like stupid morons too.
>>214422985Even that was defensible; she was the navigation officer, had undergone some sort of gender transition in utero that might have fucked her up, and may or may not have been raped by the alien before she died.
>>214423017YOU DON'T HECKIN GET IT, CHUD. IT'S ABOUT HUMAN ARROGANCE, CORPO CHUD ARROGANCE AND CHEAPNESS CAUSES THEM TO BE RETARDED
When did you realize Hawley was a hack? For me it was Fargo S3
>>214423017she had one job and fucked it up 4 times in a row. died at 4rth one not knowing that larvas can shit out instant death gas and doctor doing surgery without any fucking protection.
>giant comical person sized vent in restricted research labI actually laughed, fuck me. What the fuck.
Man I want to buy and fuck a synth so bad. That wynona ryder synth from back then, hnnnggg goddamn I would abuse her synth holes so bad it leaks white
>>214423056Video game type shit, this show is a comedy
Okay that was uncalled for. What an asshole.
>>214423017Usually i can be pretty lenient with shitty writing in sci-fis, but this show is a real mess. How is it so fucking bad?
>>214422610And slightly later is Wendy being asked to stfu. Fucking tell her first!
>>214423056>Okay this is the room where we keep the most dangerous creatures in the known universe in>Lets put a vent that they could all easily fit in right here
The dialogue is mostly>Snapback>Trying to outwit the Snapback
>>214423092Every competent writer is writing unpaid fan fiction, scripts for HOI4 expansions, fan mods for Love and Deepspace, substack stuff, etc. In short, working for Google as content producers. The legacy media production pipeline is completely choked with the most untalented nepotism hires imaginable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShGElGusepAThis short was made by one person with a budget of $850. Disney unironically tried to get it taken off the internet before SOMEONE realized it was pulling more views than their original crap.
>>214421742Kavalier wanted to meet somebody smarter than him, but instead of it being one of his dumbass kids, it'll be the eyeball.
>corpo stores aliens in a facility built for hybrid creation hastily repurposed>what could go wronghow are we here in tv so much smarter than writers i mean the science guy said it a few episodes ago, but still - not properly addressed
>>214423056And I bet trillion Boy Wonder's dollars that vent leads directly to boat bay where Marrow is just standing and waiting.
Why was Kirsh even in an elevator with Morrow? The Prodigy people left before the Yutani people and they traveled there by aerial transport so they were probably parked just outside the conference room on a helipad?
I guess they just kinda forgot that FTL travel already exists?
>>214423087Based, fuck feisty cyniggers
>>214423127Hey we need a good ventilation its not like aliens can be dangerous or anything.
>>214423151Or, you know, actual books.
How did nobody notice the dumb shit while they were making the show? Every episode has multiple examples so far, you can get away with the odd dumb decision or convenient plot device here and there but not one after the other over and over.
>>214423204I actually don't think it does. That's why the crews are always in cryosleep and ships are just drifting.
Writers are sub-80iq monkeys so writing an actually smart and intersting/subtle corporate sabotage war was impossible for them.
>>214423234It does, their FTL travel just isn't instant.
This is 100% some leftover nepobaby script for edgy sci-fi Peter Pan story they just shoehorned Aliens IP in.
>>214423234you don't get to other planets without faster than light travel in 60 years. the universe is really really fucking big.
>>214423204He's talking about warp speed, anon. Flying .999 c, can only ne so impressive.
>>214423234Zeta 2 Reticuli is 40 light-years away. The Nostromo couldn't be 10 months from Earth if they didn't have FTL.
>>214423227>plot deviceso real life? A great many plane crashes involved a great many plot devices.
>>214423227They had ChatGPT writing the script and then Grok proofreading.
>>214423234>>214423234It's 2120. The Prometheus was built in 2091 and travelled at 15 times the speed of light from Earth to Zeta Reticuli. Nostromo construction finished in 2103 and was capable of travelling at 47 times the speed of light. FLT travel absolutely already exists in-universe.
The plot is so bad it reminds me of From. It gets so ridiculous to the point you dont even care about speculating because it will just be meaningless slop with whatever happens anyway. We only have 2 episodes left bros. Grim.
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is this costume?
>dude>Dude>Dude!!!>There were some of the most alien creatures in the whole galaxy>Lots and lots of people died to capture them>What if>What if!!!!>We put them on normal glass case that would shatter easily!!!>!!!!!Oh my god its so fucking dumb I can't even
>>214423324Futuristic samurai soldier because Yutani is Japanese, yes it looks stupid
>>214423324the corpo is japanese so everybody dresses like it's 1800 and they're a fucking samurai, obviously.
>>214423295cmon give writes a break they just don't give a fuck.
>the monitoring for their trillion hybrids is not 24/7 but only shows up when some dumbass command prompt isn typed
>>214423324Saint Samurai Fentanyl Floyd uniform>>214423324
>>214423324Japan is only samurai and nothing to else. That's probably what was going through their heads.
>>214423324You're not feeling the MC Hammer samurai?
>>214423351Kirsh has the only iPad with the security feeds on it, please understand
>>214423333should have tried a matchbox first myself.
>stupid fuck>Hack writer>InbredYo this fucko sucks ass
>>214423344Or maybe just maybe, its a different universe!!!!Here's one for you? Where are the predators?
This episode sucked nothing happend..
>corporation has bad security standardsi bet everyone has microplastics in their brains toowhat will leftist writers come up with next?
Holy shit fast do Aliens grow? Weeks?
>>214423370>>214423324Morrow's going to arrive with a squad of these niggas and purge the whole island.
>>214423387I wonder if the Ice Age franchise exists in all universes
>>214423406Try hours. Why? What? Its space magic, bitch.
>You want us to build a what? And automated feeding system? Heh, yeah sure i'll get on that right after i finish the time machine!
> That’s like an onion, asking how to care for a star.Who the fuck wrote this shit?
>>214423409According to this lot it must have, Ice Age and Terminator vs Alien.
>>214422930idk why nepobaby is still a buzzword because that's just another way to say 'genetically superior to most people due to good breeding'
>>214423427someone way smarter than you and 90% of this thread
>>214423431T-1000 would clears xenomorph ezpzT-800 probably could tear it apart once it gets a hold of it
>>214423324>>214423370Bet showrunners is woke too while making this Japan carricature
People who work bullshit office jobs get fired and their network access is immediately terminated and they’re escorted off-site. The head scientist for top secret science island gets fired and he’s free to roam the facility and fuck around with the computers.
Why do these trillion dollar, interplanetary megacorporations only seem to have like 5 employees each?
Feels like this dumb fuck inbred Noah is lurking in this thread. I mean who even care enough about some nobody writer to defend them so fiercely here, online.
>>214423370I think they spent too much money making this scene.
>>214423476Surprised they wouldn't just off him immediately so he can't share his research with competitors.
>>214423476the android in chief is orchestrating all of this from his terminal, because he hates humans or something, and his boss is fine with this for some reason. it doesn't make much sense but at least there's an attempt at plausability.
>>214423501Looks like cgi
>>214423490You dont become a "trillion dollar, interplanetary megacorporation" by paying too much employees and having strict safety measures.
i dont get JustifiedDo all synths in this IP yearn for the opportunity to enable xeno's infestations?At least the other times it was Wey-Yu working to protect an asset but i have no idea what his end goal is here
>>214423462The weakest of them could take out a xenomorph.
>>214423493legion was a mess too, nobody was expecting good wrting out of an alien tv show where people take off their helmets on alien planets and you can only run straight.
He is smiling
>>214423541He's just David lite
The ONLY explanation I would accept is that four other corpos haslve a spy there and they are working together to derail everything. Otherwise this is not acceptable writing.
>>214423541It's their easy kill all humans button. Quickest way to play with the robots want us all dead.
>>214423541he wants the hybrids to fail so he can prove/feel he's superior
>>214423527Shut the fuck up
No, but really, look at this cocky extraterrestrial parasite coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this little guy so much.
>>214423567Weyland yutani created synth. Kirsh's loyalty belong to WY. Only way I accept this mess.
>>214423560>Next episode Wendy learns sheep language and we get 20 mins of BAAAAHHH conversation where the eye explains his motivations.
>>214423573The hybrids are idiots because they are 8 years old mentally. He is just jelly of superior bodies.
>>214423586I can buy that, but then why is a WY synth Prodigy's head science guy
>>214422984they dont want to get in trouble for ruining the specimen
>Wendy cutesy talking to XenomorphNo words how much I hate this.
>>214423602DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T BE NEGATIVE. THIS IS YES LAND. NO IS THE FIRST STEP THAT LEADS TO NOTHING SAY YES. YES.
Where did the fly comes from anyway? Was there an egg or? They have a shitty nest up in the corner when did they build that?
Finished reading the subtitles, didn't bother to watch, what the fuck is this writing?
>>214423586I could see that to a point that WY build intricate backdoors and safeties on their synths and Kirsch has been actually working for WY since the crashIts still stupid but is something
>>214421742There's a sliding hatch next to the door but he goes in to place that shit on the ground anyways, what the fuck
>>214423673kirsh just hates humans
>>214423700What gets me is he could have put the tray in there any other way and he would have been fine despite it being a retarded idea in the first place. I'd like to have seen the filming for that scene "no, don't go in like that, go in ass first and make sure your entire body is inside before bringing the tray in"
>>214422435the feeding airlock door was broken and the kid made the dumb mistake of going inside instead of getting it fixed or just simply waiting a little while for kirsh to come home - doubt the things would have starved, he said he'd be back by the end of the day - so there was actually 2 doors but one was fucked up and being a kid he did what all kids do and not tell anyone about it and just try to continue on
>>214423541Synths just go nuts when they recognize Saint David's work.
>>214422941They could literally have a synth guard stand inside, or you know a big red button installed.
Lmao imagine if that doctor locked himself in the cage with with the flies to avoid facehugger. Jeetbot's and cyborg's reactions would have been comedy gold.
>>214423724I expected him to use the hatch system with the broken outside hatch and then it obviously wont be a seal and there is a short moment where it's open for the alien to escape. Instead they went full retard, both the robot and the human and they just open the entire door for half a minute straight rofl. Like wut!? Unbelievable
I love these threads so much kek
>>214423707it still doesnt make sense that he would lie to his boss and fail to mention the very obvious problem. He's going to get destroyed if it gets out of control.
Shit ep
>>214423493Are we at the level where the bad writing is comical yet, or are we still despairing that Disney ruined another IP?
>>214423811kirsh doesnt view kavalier as a boss, more like a puppet
>>214423625Good question... For another time
Post your face when they misunderstand you
>>214423370The face huggers would unironically struggle with these guys
>>214423621I hate how it’s shot. It’s all the creepiness of the alien, but I have a feeling the writers want me to bond/empathize with it, despite them giving me no reason to do so.
I really wanted to like this show because I loved Legion but the writing is so aggressively stupid it hurts to watch.
>>214423811Boy Retard lives in Yes land where everything is a new opportunity, he'll probably explain how the aliens escaping containment, destroying his hybrids and killing his staff is actually a good thing
>>214423731I'm getting sick of this "oh but just a kid" argument. Especially with Isaac. How they went about the scene was incredibly retarded. None of the characters should go into a lion's pit ass first when the alternative is throwing the food in or just waiting an hour for the door to be repaired. Only character that could have made any sense of this at all would be Curly, send her in, tell her to stop if anything goes wrong but out of a sense to beat Wendy she does it anyway and fails. Isaac should have been killed by the plant, at some point when all hell was breaking loose he could come across the plant and have his science ego moment "I know what you do" then the plant does something new and kills him.
>>214423859>I hate how it’s shot. It’s all the creepiness of the alien, but I have a feeling the writers want me to bond/empathize with it,what gave you that idea
>>214423829Yes we are at that level. Redditors are praising this episode likes its second coming of jesus tho.
>>214423859It's gonna be the good one that saves the day
>>214423860i bet its perfect show if you are retarded.
>>214423905Many such a case.
What would you like to see in season two? Me? I wouldn’t.
>>214421846Show them as extremely intelligent rather than just a killing machine that's a giant space ant. Give them malice like the queen xeno clearly had and make them spiteful AS WELL as being a killing machine. Show that you need complex locks, you need closed-in rooms and you can't ever take your eyes off them because its actively waiting you out.
>>214423850DESPITE ALL MY RAGEI'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>214421877The writers are faggot retards, please understand.
>>214423937This, it should be studying you just as much as you're studying it
>>214423933S1 writers getting flogged for lenght of a full episode.
>>214423811He is an older model with no limits installed. He's probably going to lead the story into to the rogue Synths dipping into deep space. It's also questionable just if they can just infinitely copy themselves, and what happens if an alien gets copied into a hybrid, which I feel is going to be a major plot with pregnancy girl.
>>214423881The loving focus on Wendy’s mouth and the fact that they’ve run the Facehugger sounds through some fort of frequency filter to make them sound similar to baby cooing.
>>214423896>go on Reddit>they all say that the eye girl was the best part of the episode because she just stood there and it was “slow burn atmospheric horror”You know sometimes I think the things we say here are just jokes but apparently they aren’t and there are real people who actually think these things.
>>214423998it was just to make it creepy
>>214423578Quality meme.
>>214424022No way. Noah was def trying to do a hamfisted motherhood message here because he’s a retarded hack.
>>214422679He's a trans synth. He wishes he was a robot.
>>214422764?
>>214423810>>214423810>>214423810
>>214423876Shame that he did not bring an other synth helper, and get that one killed too in the same scene, showing if they can be even sad for each other, or the second one panick if seeing the first ones mortality, being aware with he too probably have seconds to "live".>>214422993>>214423056>>214423127Also this... a fucking vent, barely secured with just thin metal cover...
>>214423204That's the fucking point?She can invent FASTER than light travel.
>>214423204There's a difference between "warp" as a concept for travel and actual FTL. Warping space to reduce the amount of distance traveled whilst travelling sub-light speed is a sci-fi staple. Whereas actually travelling faster than the speed of light without dying or fucking with relativity is a different kettle of fish.Of course it's also possible that it was a dumb line that slipped through editorial.
>>214422747what clearances, those computers are just lying there with admin account logged in
>>214422257better than this slop
