Noah Hawley is a hack editionPrevious: >>214421742
I am confused now. I thought the kid bodies had super strength. Wendy did show it but then the pajeet struggles to drag the scientist body and the other kid didn't rip out the door to escape.
>>214423810fuck this tripfag said this was ep was going to be kino>worst ep of the series so far
>>214423810wow much character
>>214423810That's a big vent
I feel like they are going to copy the aliens mind and it's going to get put into pregnancy girl when she tries to recover her lost memories through Kursk fucking with shit.
>>214424037I don't think that's happening anymore if it's breaking out, unless they have Wendy tell it to lie down on their science table and it actually listens
#NOT ALL XENOSHE COULD BE A DOCTOR OR AN ENGINEER! XENO LIVES MATTER! THIS ONE IS THE GOOD ONE! IT'S SOCIO-ECONOMIC FACTORS! THEY DID NOT ASK TO BE CAPTURED AND BROUGHT HERE! PEOPLE ARE AS BAD KILLERINOS, WE ARE TO BLAME! PAY REPARATIONS NOW! ARE YOU A XENOPHOBE? THAT'S PROBLEMATIC.
>>214423810Does Noah know what a BSL facility is?Does Noah understand what PPE is? Is the concept of containment foreign to Noah?Why does 6 degrees scientist run into a 'containment' facility without PPE? Is Smee's actor the only one who understood the assignment to look, talk and behave like a kid, even though no one else manages to do so? Is it direction or is the actor just more competent? How do they see and hear everything the hybrids do, but it's not until they unlink the hybrids that 6 degrees man discovers Tootles is mush? I thought the hybrids had super strength and could take on a xeno, so why couldn't Tootles escape the containment that the xeno could not?
>you got.. fired? :DWhy did he say it like that? Is the actor autistic?
>>214423810Oh jesus fuck this VENTILATION CAVE is just beside the double access doors!
Eyepill me about the eye. What is its plan?
>>21442414690% of the criticsm of the show is chuds running on preprogrammed scripts from 2016
>>214424001Is he literally mansplain to her?
>>214424172>trillion dollar company>cant monitor the hybrid kids at all times>cant monitor the aliens at all timesbravo Noah
>>214424222boysplain
>>214424213Why does Reddit love it so much?
>>214424221>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! SHOW IS PERFECT!!!!!!
>>214424258It's the Disney designated show mascot
Okay so the eye is something bigger right?Think about it, it don't make sense for it to be a habitable species of the planet. Its an eyeball bro very strange, it has intriguing intelligence moreso than the other species, it has a vendetta against the xenomorph because it knows what it is.Say it with me....The eyeball is from an engineer
>>214424221Maybe we’d need to update them if you stopped hiring the same retarded Jews whose writing was so bad that it gave us the entire reaction to this crap.
>>214424146Could have just replied that noone cares about the lives of the animals that I ate for the last few meals, why should we care about some animals from elsewhere, but I guess that sóy faggot is a vegetarian, and the only protein he consumes is semen.
>>214424258They see themselves.
>>214423810>>214417372>>214417206So just quickly addressing this tranime incel from last night on the point that the films are superiror and on behalf of the other anon. >Wooow Cpl. Ferro left the hanger bay door open on a planet overrun by hostile aliens. She literally needed to be retarded for the drop ship to crash and them to not be able to just leave so the movie could happen.Spunkmeyer was taking a piss and left the doors open, next time pay attention to the movie zoomy>Wooow okay how did the alien queen stow away on the drop ship and how did they not notice the difference in weight when flying away? They had to make the characters retarded for the finale to happen.Once again ADHD strikes again, remember the fact they had to escape a nuclear detonation you pseud, I don't think Bishop who was flying at the time was concentrating on any stowaways climbing in through the landing gear. Watch the movie stop reading the premise on Wikipedia. Now onto the point of the show being lazy and retarded, risking your TRILLION dollar projects is inherently fucking stupid ( like you ) when he organized the crash in the first place and could have had a boatload of soldiers or synths on standby ready to collect. Regardless if the minds of people are put into the shittiest of synths, people will pay for immortality. A fact you made in the first place you forgetful shitskin. 2 points making this trash lazy and uninspiring " Oh they dealt with Shitlips off screen " Whys that? Cus they are lazy cant work around any form of a complicated issue. Same deal with retard haircut fighting the Alien. There's this general rule with cinema ' Show don't tell ' All we get is a bong freaking out about his robo fleshlight sister and role to credits. A film from the fucking 80s does more than something produced by a BILLION dollar corporation with an endless budget Overall the lesson here is that this faggot over here is either related to someone who worked on this, or just a jeet
>>214424276somewhere there is other organs too and they all connected still. So imagine that there is a living dick crawling and talking over bodies acting like their dicks instead.
https://collider.com/sigourney-weaver-alien-earth-reaction/Uhh, haterbros, Ripley loves the show... our response?
>>214423970He didn't want to injure him. If he tossed him around like a sack of potatoes, he could be kill.
>>214424310Why does that matter
>>214424276>The eyeball is from an engineerShut up black jizz faggot. There is no black jizz in this abomination. Engineers are not canon.
>>214424258Its easily the most interesting thing about the show right now other than Kirsh's motives. That's only because these haven't been revealed yet. When its revealed it will be just as retarded as the other reveals.
Imagine being filtered by an Alien tv show lol
>>214424258>RedditWe loved him first.
>>214424272exactly, you don't understand itrightoids don't understand art which is why your crticism always amounts to nitpicks and the color of the cast
>>214424287I went to school with the guy whos mom was the costume designer for cowboy bebop shitflix addition. When it was cancelled due to the blatant disrespect of its source material he became hysteric, calling all criticisms racists nerds who dont understand art and so on. The problem with these people is that no one ever tells them NO. It's the very reason they become the most insufferable chomo rapists on the planet
>>214424338>Kirsh's motives.he wants to run prodigy. not complicated motivate. or he is a spy of WY
>>214424310quid pro quo so she gets paid to appear in the next season.
>>214424379hope they both killed themselves
>>214424395I promise you the real answer will be much more retarded and I'm looking forward to it.
>>214424329Because in the minds of the tubs of lard incels and jeet niggers here to promote this shitty show, they think people are so weak willed like themselves that if someone part of the original says its good then it MUST be. Also Siggy is not wasting her time watching this slop kek
>>214424221foundation is better show than this and it's even more woke.
>>214424365>ITS ART! YOU PLEB!
>>214424379If you look at Noah’s interviews, he explicitly says that he’s looking forward to “bringing his story to a new audience”. These people don’t see fans as customers who want a specific product; they view them as serfs that come with IP’s and whose fealty to it is enforced externally.Noah is quite literally convinced that he’s entitled to your eyeballs for an hour a week and is clearly quite annoyed that he has to include references to a 1979 movie he doesn’t particularly like in order to gain that access. He quite literally sees us as serfs.
>>214424416It's obvious by every single line of dialogue so far that he hates humans. He admires living creatures and their motives as we saw in the first episode with the scorpion, and like Ash in the OG the Xeno itself is the biggest and best bug the universe has come to see
>>214424423i doubt that but i haven't seen foundation
>>214424441“We have those fans already. Why would we waste time there?” —Iger, on Star Wars explicitly not appealing to its core demographic anymore
>>214424448Shame, could've done more with him than the mandatory "synth that hates humans because it's an Alien show"
>>214424448>he hates humans>he admires living creaturesThis is contradictory. If he's so smart then he knows humans are slaves to their biological instincts just as much as a scorpion is. We are just clever apes, but still apes.
>>214424172Why keep all the alien lifeforms in the same area, visible to each other? I'd imagine it would agitate all of them to see those other hostile critters. It's not realistic at all.Basicly I have no sympathy for anyone but Wendy at this point, and even to her only because the actress who plays her is hot, and just waiting for the others to die off, preferably soon. The Kirsh arc is getting tiresome quick, he just watches things, does fuckall (that is visible on the screen), and talks shit, he better have something going on, otherwise just waste of screentime. I don't like the other "hybrid" synths. I don't like any of the humans either. Others that wrote this whole show could be run with a laugh track going in the background were right, it's basicly a sci-fi themed Darwin Award show.My favorite parts of the show are the ones zooming in on Wendy's face, especially mouth, but I'd rather just watch the actress doing onlyfans videos.
>>214424485>>214424441this critical drinker whiny shit must die
The blonde synth and the black cyborg are carrying the show.
FUCKING RETARD DON'T DO ITGod the characters are dumb.
>>214424338>Its easily the most interesting thing about the show right nowwhich is probably what the showrunner wants you to think. In a fucking Alien-focused series, lets make it about MEEE**my original creation, donut steal
>>214424415He lives in NZ man so like the higher ups living in places like NY or LA or HK they only ever do that if they get shunned by their own community like Mr.Elliot Rogers. Though they all border the sea, so pray for mother nature to kick in and clean the fuck up with a tidal wave
I feel like it would be very easy to make a fanedit of Episodes 1 & 5 that leaves you with a standard 80-minute Alien film about the Maginot. Then again the most interesting thing about the non-chronological version is the reveal that Morrows wasn't the one who rigged everything and was actually trying to stop the saboteur
holy shit ep 6 is retarded
>Trach hybrids>zero alarms or notifications when one of the trackers gets destroyedHow is it that every single scene in this trash is so retarded?
>>214424541He would've been fine if he just kneeled and slid the tray inside. This show's writing is shit and there is nothing else to say.
>>214424550I still think that should've been the first episode, that reveal wasn't remotely interesting enough to throw it in as a flashback halfway through
When Isaac broke the feeding handle I was expecting him to just put the tray in the place anyway, try tard strength-ing it back into place and open the inner feeding door only for it to turn out he it didnt work and the outer broken door had enough of a gap for a fly to swooce out
>>214424565>most important discovery since Darwin>let some kid mess around in the lab
Post more kino webm's.
>>214424522>My favorite parts of the show are the ones zooming in on Wendy's face, especially mouth, but I'd rather just watch the actress doing onlyfans videos.Unfortunately, this show is successful in terms of viewership and subscribers and that's all that matters to Di$ney. You won't get your wish.
>>214424521Thats exactly it, think about it like this. People who hate the concept of a god who created them, but who can also bleed and is infinitely weaker than their very own creation. He can admire the bugs cus they are the apex predator in their own environment's and the Xeno in any environment. Like he said " You used to be food you know " and he misses those days due to his disdain with how smelly and shit humanity is. I dislike him as an actor, but he pulls off the sneering imperialist part very well... probably due to the fact hes from Hawaii.
>>214424221>chuds>preprogrammed scripts from 2016The irony.
>>214424636relax, i wasnt talking about you, free thinker
>>214424546Ok?
>>214424541>could have slid the tray in on the floor>could have set the tray on the floor and used both hands to secure the door before trying to get it in>could have called one of the other hybrids in to keep the door open for a second>could have easily propped the tray on his palm and used his giganigga synth strength to open the door more easily >could have called Kirshe to inform him of the situation and ask what to do next>could’ve just skipped the fucking feeding and made a note to explain whyMan it feels like the writers just gave up at some point.
>>214424495It's crazy cus EVERY single instance of them is an autistic weirdo kek. The best one was the most noble and honorable one being my nigga Bishop
>>214424627Yeah, he's just David lite
>>214424541But bro, he downloaded so many books! It's proof that hybrids can become true giga geniuses! He's going to be so smart bro, just wait! Oh no he's dead and forgot to use his super strength to escape.
>Dr. Kavalier's island of incompetents
LEAVE MUH HECKING XENOS ALONE! XENOS ARE PEOPLE TOO! DEFUND THE PRODIGY COMPANY!
>>214424662>act autistic in alien world>get accused of being a synthDo you think this happens often?
>>214424001I really hope whoever insisted on having this fucker show off his feet at every opportunity hydroplanes into a Semi truck on the way home.
>>214424667I know you're trying to make all criticism seem like it comes from heckin' racists but it is kind of funny that she's simping for the big black space rapist.
PEOPLE ARE EVUL!
>>214424659Remember, the scientific method isn't just an instructional manual! If something in your lab breaks that's used for containing hostile alien lifeforms that could threaten the thousands of people living on your island, it's best to not tell anyone and get someone to fix it and instead just do the most retarded thing you can imagine.
Poor octopus probably doubts is he gain anything by hosting humans now.
>>214424550Morrow is a full retard. Doesn't want to wake everyone in cryo up, to avoid panic, but leaves everyone awake, that as far as he knows one is the saboteur. It's the reverse from the logical thing to do. Just his "luck" (shit writing), that it was someone in cryo being the saboteur. I really can't stand his character. Are we supposed to be sad about his dead daughter, that he abandoned willingly, just so she can go to college (lmao, corporate affirmative action). He doesn't directly kill Prodigy rescue personel, but he leaves them to die, then suddenly pretends to be some real big killer to Kirsh. What kind of retard try to flex on a machine, that literally can't get scared?
>>214424441Brother motherfucking preach, it seems the thing that brought his prominence to a worldwide audience was an already successful film made into a bite sized TV program, that being Fargo and after the first season the rest was shit and mid. And yes you >>214424532 nigger, we all know Scottish alcohol larper is a paid shill and gay. Though you are going to continue watching him though faggot.
>>214424739Guy's fired and still risking his life to save his boss' product
who wrote this shit?
This is basically a new Really scary movie Jesus fuck.
>>214424664Thats it, with a blade runner haircut to boot!
>>214424532It is a perfectly valid complaint that virtually nothing good is being created while every single good IP from the past is being helmed by resentful retards.99% of the good content now is either YouTube (Google with an infinite money hack) or anime. That’s insane. That shouldn’t be acceptable. Alien is a known quantity. We know why people like it. Why is it being run by someone who hates it?
I like to imagine that with Kirsch giving Tootles such a role he was momentarily hopeful that Tootles would be the one person he could tolerate as a thinking being before the stupid bastard did the literal dumbest thing he could in the situation. I really want him to see the situation and go full anti humie for a moment out of sheer anger over the stupidity.
>>214424849>or anime
>>214424309>talking over bodies acting like their dicksIf it was acting like yours it woild completely avoid women LMAO
>>214424659It's like that Jurassic World Rebirth movie forcestart with a candy wrapper... And blame white of course.
>>214424627>He can admire the bugs cus they are the apex predator in their own environment'sAnd humans are the apex predators in their environment. This is still contradictory slop. Please think deeper. He doesn't know anything about the xeno and that it's a predator in every environment because he's not a fucking time traveller and secondly he doesn't know where the xeno is from and whether it has a predator. It his philosophy were in any way consistent he would know nothing can stay at the top of the food chain forever and "there's always a bigger fish". So does he respect the hierarchy or the temporarily biggest fish until the bigger fish arrives? Does he not consider his own conceit in that he as a synth won't be the strongest and smartest forever? No, because Hawley is a hack and a retard, just like you.
remember the scientific theory, guys.
>>214424699Holy fucking shit, golden my boy! Crazy that would fit in perfectly with a modern day Alien script and would be funny. The black synth from Romulus should have been called autistic from some rando extra while he was waiting outside
>>214424738What thousands of people, there's one mongolian janitor and that's it.
>>214424776>already successful filmDon’t forget that he basically ruined Fargo. He turned it from a David Lynchian exploration of the ways good nice people can go sour without realizing it into a litany of “FUCK THE MIDWEST THEY’RE ALL EVIL”
Anyone like this guy?
>>214424809A cunt that's not interested in xenomorphs
>>214424889>No janitor this episodeHe got out bros, he's gonna make it
>>214424708Oh God. She just wants to get black goo'd dot com doesn't she. What is wrong with wxm*n?
>>214424820In that it has roughly the same writing quality as Scary Movie, yes, I agree.>>214424860Yes, the fact that your prestige dramas are losing out to cartoons made for Japanese teenagers is pretty fucking embarrassing, come to think of it.
>>214423810>Only 2 more episodes left>Nothing has happened with Wendy>Nothing has happened with Wendy's brother>Nothing has happened with Wendy's brother's co workers>Nothing has happened with Morrow>Nothing has happened with Nibs>Nothing has happened with Kirsh>Nothing has happened with Boy
>>214424913scary movie had better jump scares
>>214424889I know this is difficult to comprehend, but things happen off screen and things are inferred and sometimes referred to by characters during dialogues.
>>214424905no I find him repellant.
>>214424925And they all have to die at the end. Thanks for your time.
>>214424779>anon doesn't understand show but shits on it to fit inlmao get the fuck off my board
is this already planned for more seasons?there's two episodes left, so they have time to show the jeet extracting alien and then what, some forces attack kavalier's island to kill everyone and by accident they blow up everything because it's a prequel and nobody in the first movie heard about aliens?
>>214424247He's like 30
>>214424874Nigger hes been studying it and just let someone get infected with informing his bossman. Why the fuck would he have to be a time traveller to understand a thing with metal teeth and acid is top of the chain, yes he doesnt need to know where its from to understand its a lethal threat. Also a human without its tools and team is nothing. I also forgot to add scorpions didnt fucking create him. As another anon stated hes just David lite just like you should lighten up a few pounds big boi
>>214424779>Most empathetic human on the show >Smart but retarded like the rest of them>Noah kills him offBravo Noah. I love anti natalist nihilism so much bros.
>just leave the teenager alone in the lab >it's a trick to kill himthat's even more retarded
>>214424925Way too many plot points being juggled.
>>214424475you should check it out. s3 will be finishing this week
>>214424754>He doesn't directly kill Prodigy rescue personel, but he leaves them to dieIt was a mostly peaceful torturous death. He is very kind. Noah kind of forgot Morrow is a sociopathic murderer and so did the audience who is now rooting for him.
>>214424945They have to live for two more seasons before they all die in the finale
>>214424667>>214424733wendy sue needs to die. either at hands of yutani or xeno
>>214424894Yup the moment super nigger the hitman was lecturing the townsfolk on how politely mean they are, and the native guy getting shit until he went on a spree shooting was when I checked out. Watching clips of season 4 Chris Rock being the inventor of the credit card but denied by the white pepo fatigued me
this show is like a dream where people do senseless idiotic things and you want to wake up because it's so jarring
>>214424989Yeah I feel like this needs to have like 20+ episodes, like tv shows 2 decades ago did, to really flesh out the characters. Nothing has really changed with any of the characters since ep 2. Like Nib getting her mind wiped. Is that her story? Wtf?
>>214424905We like him in a way that we can make call center scammer jokes and a collective hive mind understanding of what he smells like
ahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAholy fuck this was retarded
>alien that eats electronics for some reasonThe hierarchy of power has change in the Alien universe.
a nibs upskirt would redeem this. make it right.
>maginot scientist breaks every protocol of biosafety>ocellus takes the oportunity to tip tap the glass and distract her more>Isaac shoves himself ass first on the metal eating fly container>ocellus takes the chance to headbutt the glass and lock him inBoth times ocellus did her thing she was just taking advantage of others acting like moronsHer opinion of humans' intellect must be really low at this point
>>214424987>It was intentional and the bad guy was orchestrating everything the whole time >first with boy and the ship crash and now with kirsh and the kidLiterally JRPG villain tier writing
>>214424987>>214425093Didn't kirsh tell him to take someone with him?
>>214425064everyone gets to have fun but him
>>214424970But he doesn't know it's the top of any food chain. He doesn't know shit. Nothing about his worldview is consistent or logical. He projects a seemingly deep respect for science but it's not at all consistent. Science is humility. Knowing there's always something bigger, something deeper to be found. He's just a fucking robot cucking himself for a kid running a megacorp. He's not well-fleshed out at all and you're fucking retarded to think so.
>>214424379That Alien freeze frame is still scary as hell. that's Texas Chainsaw Massacre in space. and I think Ridley was quoted as saying that way back then, that was one of his intentions basically. Now compare that sequence even that frame alone to this shitshow of a series, this goofy looking rubbery retard alien flailing around all the time, looking simply like a guy at comic con spazzing out in his shitty alien costume. On top of that the plot is total nonsense. I like coming to these threads to shit on this garbage.
This is some of the most contrived, retarded nonsense I've ever seen.
>>214425064>Stuck in the body of a sheep, stuck in a cell>Xeno's broke free and are going to fuck up all the meat on the islandkwab
>>214425110yes, but kirsh is a sociopath who couldve stopped all of this but chose not tosame as the scientist getting a bug, he knew well before and wanted it to happen
>>214425064Should've been Drowning Pool baka.
>>214424925>have ability to make a long, absorbing movie with 8 or so episodes, almost 7 hours>nah, let's write them as soap operas that will continue on indefinitely>or until the show gets canceled, whatever>also our shows take ages to produce lol so if we get renewed then expect a sequel season in 3~ years timeI love modern TV
>>214424849>>214424913It's nepotism and the same reason these hacks get carved up by plastic surgeons, all their peers say that its a great idea despite looking like victims of the first world war. This show is clearly a blade runner esque, what is le soul rehashed idea. And with Disney backing them they can do what they did to Indiana, SW, The Simpsons, X-Men and even the fucking muppets. Shits sad man
>>214424925they have cut out a lot of content to fit into 8 episodes
>>214425131The alien really does look terrible in the show, that full body shot behind the woman on the ship was probably the worst it's ever looked
>>214424987Bro it's so high brow, you just don't get Noah's giga iq. It's all part of the plan. Q predicted this.
How do explain to my mom the kiss marks all over my computer screen?
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>>214424925remember the cope people were saying>ALL THE PLOT HOLES WILL ACTUALLY BE REVEALED AS EPIC TWISTS LATER IN THE SEASON>TRUSTINHAWLEY
>>214425261it's bait for even more seasons. we might not see kirsch true motivations this season. maybe a teaser in the finale.
>is a traitor for some reasonI guess "insane synth" is the only story Alien franchise has left.
>>214425121You dont know about science. He displays respect for certain forms of life, not science. He is shit, thats why he has a shallow disdain for humanity without reason or explanation just like you fail to understand I also hate this fucking show you autistic moron kek
>>214425284from my point of view, the humans are evil
>>214424172the theme of the Aliens franchise since Prometheus is "people are fucking retarded"
>>214425284How is he a traitor? There is no way Slightly is getting that body off the island, and now Kirsch has another xeno to experiment on. This only benefits Prodigy.
HE JUST NEEDED MENTAL HEALTH HELPIT WAS REAGAN'S FAULT!
>>214425337>How is he a traitor?He does not warn anyone that the pajeet is talking to Morrow, despite knowing about it. He does not sound alarm once his fucking scientist got killed, which he just witnessed. He does not warn anyone that the specimens are loose. He does not warn anyone that hybrid telemetry is off and he can't contact anyone. He is a traitor, as treacherous as they get. And you're a retard.
Feet
>>214425297>He displays respect for certain forms of life, not science.Then why is he constantly trotting on about the scientific method? You inattentive fucktard. Your gay rifle images aren't scary. The only thing you're going to fire from is your impotent dick.
>>214425341Little xeno is cute
>>214424905Hope he dies next he is insufferable
>>214425131It gives me hope seeing other people with a head on their shoulders understand this nonsense is just a lazy rehashed of an already well thought out and formulated IP compared to the first 2 films that are getting close to being 50 years of age. The big problem here is the moment these echelons of modern day society think their shit doesnt stink, and we are forced to wait a decade at a time for true kino to be released. And I truly think this isnt going to stop and like another anon said fan made projects on YouTube are filled with more soul than this shit with a budget of millions and the backing of slopney ever will be
Morrow knows for a fact that Boy told a crewman on the Madrigal to sabotage the ship. Why didn't this come up during the arbitration?
>>214425396I've been waiting for it since he showed up, imagine my great disappointment when they attached him to Morrow.
>>214424905no, he redeemed and was willing to sacrifice anyone
>>214424961I think season 2 was confirmed.
>>214425337>There is no way Slightly is getting that body off the island,LMAO YOU RETARD
God, this was ass.And so it is: Alien still has got only 3 good entries.
>>214425408wondered about it too, he even has backups of everything in him (or just the research data idk)
>>214425425>autist can't see AI slopEvery time.
>>214425196Fuck off you gooner faggots and go meet an actual hole you sad fuckers. You tricked me into watching yellow jackets with mid whores due to your nonstop sex in the city chatter
>>214425444AI slop from the official trailer? You are a moron. Why acknowledge being wrong when you can just double-down and be even more of a retard. Bravo.
The big plant will hatch in the next episode. I Wonder what it will be..
>>214425376Hes on a fucking science island you dumb autistic tranny lol... and it's an image lil buddy, not meant to be a threat but it certainly got a rise out of you/ The irony with a reaction like that calling anyone else retarded kek YWNBAW
>>214423810best edition I've seen all week
>>214425466It's laziness mixed in with such certainty of being correct that hell either backtrack and claim to have been trolling or just wont reply. Many such cases
>>214423973I take full responsibility :^)
>>214424416kek
>>214425284look at that kino profile
>>214425527>It's laziness mixed in with such certainty of being correct Why is this so endemic? I see it everywhere online. I know. It's ego. But still. I can't help but be disappointed. He won't backtrack, his ego won't let him.
>>214425434Crazy huh, decades of time, millions of dollars, a plethora of ideas and its still just non stop fucking garbage. I can think of something better in a day like a dead space one like, single player and you are stuck on a mining ship/military ship in orbit of a moon and wanting to escape while ensuring some corpos dont make off with a face hugger or someone who your character cares about whos in cryo. There, leagues better.
Why don't they program synths to not hate humans since it's such a common occurrence?
why did that black guy went inside instead of just sliding the tray inside?
>>214425635>did>wentsaar
>>214424172>Is Smee's actor the only one who understood the assignment to look, talk and behave like a kid, even though no one else manages to do so? Is it direction or is the actor just more competent?Smee strikes me as a retard. The other nigbot and girlbot2 (Not the pregnant one) are the most 12-year old-like in my opinion. They always seem in over their head but desperate to please.
>>214425588When you aren't in an environment or vocal enough in the first place to have your ideas challenged you will more than likely turn into a ackchyually nerd type. Thats why when I come here to talk about one of only a few shows and films im glad to see some people recognize how terrible it is also.
>>214425332*writers are fucking retarded
>>214425635Because he's a kid. That's the excuse for half of stupid decisions in this show and the other is because all the adults are evil retards.
>>214425682It's fucking terrible, last night someone posted this >>214414946 and it reminded me what the English speaking internet is corrupted by now, laying fiber connections down for turd worlders ruined everything. They should have to pay to connect to us, like a visa or something.
>Human is le real killers
Sheepbros I'm tired of waiting
>>214425159If the next seaons weren't started to be made immediately after shooting the scenes for the first one, they will lose immersion by the actresses aging, as in 29 is already middle aged, aging out from the proffession, and that is their lead... They were at least smart enough to cast a skinny actress to be the lead, as skinny people age slower, but I don't think it will be slow enough aging.Also the hybrids are supposed to be brand new, and yet the characters have skin imperfections, as in moles, that in itself is kind of immersion breaking, as in even if you want life like synths, you would not make them have damaged look on design. Also poor casting, characters are too old, and not attractive enough (aside of Wendy).
>guards are patrolling empty forest instead of looking at aliums 24/7
Jaws 2: Alien Boogaloo
>>214425770" what if, like, poor people are just trying to make ends meet and, like, a xeno comes into the frame " Also a lot of these morons started doing blow at a VERY early age and havent stopped since.
>>214425770She's seen the xeno tear a few floors of an apartment block to pieces, kill a ships crew as well as stab her brother, but we cut open ONE facehugger and we're the monsters, we're the bad guy?
>>214425795>aliumsthey are proprietary, you can't look at them!
>>214425816They picked a pretty bad time to try and pull the "oh the evil black killing machine is actually just misunderstood." Even the mainstream audience might hate this one.
>>214425790>Also poor casting, characters are too old, and not attractive enough (aside of Wendy).The redhead is by far the most attractive, but she is relegated to being a nobody. Weinstein would've never.
How does it compare to the original?
>>214424667>>214424733
It makes sense that they had to cull some characters.. but there aren't even that many. And if you were going to kill off some of the hybrids, Isaac makes the least sense. I hope he comes back somehow. The most mature of the kids were my favorites, Isaac, Curly and Wendy. I could have really seen them being the big 3 and you could see them working perfectly in a horror scenario. I just wonder who else they're going to kill since there is going to be a season 2. Morrow and Kirsch should both survive their inevitable fight imo.
>>214425588theres one guy in here that loves arguing over the most pointless shit he has no idea about and doubling down even when hes wronghes legitimately mentally ill, cant even change his mind with proof in front of his nose
>>214425865The wild thing is her dads a bong politician and got nudes snapped of him, so she went to vice magazine and has photos of her pussy and tits for the entire world to see. Being a rich western modern day hole you can get away with anything and just round it up to ' art ' and even get praised for it.
>>214424971Eh, he might not be dead considering the kind of surgery they can do in DA FUTURE
>>214424659>Man it feels like the writers just gave up at some point.The writers gave up before the first episode.
>>214424971>anti natalist nihilismThey guy he killed off was childless.
>>214425172they didn't cut anything if they keep showing us filler like droids thinking they are pregnantthis shit should be 4 episodes>ship crash>extraction of species>secret plan to steal the alien and execution of it>whatever will happen in episodes 7 and 8
>robot brain too stirred up>better reset>let other ignorant robot wake her up>immediately stirs up brain againWhat was the endgame here?
>>214426100What guy, point him out. I'm sure this isn't you, right? kek >>214425376
>>214425816Ah but you see that was a different xeno, wendys baby xeno is just a little guy who did nothing wrong
>be in the future>there's finally technology to transfer your consciousness in a perfect immortal body>you get your consciousness transferred in a 5'6 indian manlet body>also the rest of the kids get average bodiesBros the future is super blackpilling..... They could've all been superhuman models and this is what they get?
>>214425434holy trinity is alien, prometheus and covenantaliens has queen (not canon)
>>214424001Who is this show made for? It feels more like Spaceballs.
>>214426179ah, the pitbull fallacy
>>214424258>Why does Reddit love it so muchBecause its """progressive""", i.e. the kids being uploaded into adult-shaped bodies is trans-coded apparently.
>>214426185>gives you a jeet accent>doesn't elaborate
>>214426146utter garbo
>>214424365>look ma i posted it again
Christ, they really are all retarded. >>214426108Damn, those are some REALLY nice tits.
>>214426108Nice.
>>214426240it's not her tho
>>214425635>why did the black kid go inside the cage of a beast?
>>214425210Even that costume looks more convincing than the show.
>>214424213it's an predator for the xenomorph species. the xenomorphs literally evolved without eyes to survive it. kinda kino desu.
>>214425816Well, you see, he DID NOT ASK to be there. It is the rich white man's fault. Sorry. Socio-economic and mental health issues. The stars just collided in that fateful meeting. Capitalist system is at fault. And humans. They're evil, and the REAL monsters. Xenos (parasitic invasive cosmic horror black rape monsters who can only be born out of rape) just want to be left alone. If it wasn't for the white man, they would've had a prosperous society. It's all your fault.
>>214425282>it's bait for even more seasonsThis shitshow's getting cancelled. Barely anyone outside of social media bubbles talks about it or even knows it exists. It's another Rings of Power situation.>inb4 "b-b-but Hulu ratings said blah blah blah"Fake views.
>>214424659They're getting way too much legwork out of "these are children, remember?" My 11 year old isn't going to walk into a shed full of wasps.>>214424905No, I hope his family is killed and he knows it.
>>214425434Isolation is a game, not a movie.Vidya isn't art. Ergo, there are only 2 good Alien entries but arguably 1979 being the only true horror masterpiece.
>>214426313>Barely anyone outside of social media bubbles talks about itmost people are on social media. the internet isn't some secret club. the show is the number one show on tv right now
why is it so stupid?
Why doesn't this show have handsome men
>>214426362>the show is the number one show on tv right nowBy what metric? What the (((investors))) fed you? You do realize viewership totals calculated via streaming are mostly lies, right?
>>214425779I want round 2 with the xenomorph.
>>214424221>t. still seething 9 years laterkek
>>214425779>sheepbroskek
>>214424276>The eyeball is from an engineerIt functions nothing like a Space Jockey.
OK, but what are the ratings like?
>>214426199That's cool if you like dogshit, the anon you are replying to is objectively correct though. Prometheus started the what is le soul slop and black goo, and covenant has the autistic David human hating synth belittled by his creator and him flying an alien ship to the primitive engineers and black gooing them like Hiroshima Nagasaki. Im laughing typing this, the queen is cool and action packed and is like ants or wasps in their very nature. Fuck you
>>214424310>the 70+ year old is being le wholesome since she doesn't have that many years leftMany such cases.
>>214426460Only here do I see the prometheus and covenant touted as good. Mind-numbing contrarianism.
>>214424017FOR POO
>>214424532I don't give a shit about that hypocritical sheep-fucker and his fake alcoholic act. The show just sucks. Period.
>>214424213it has no planit's a living deus ex machinima to make the plot happen due to its unknown motivations
>>214426476she was always crazy, she only agreed to do alien 3 if there would be no guns in the movie
>>214426227>for the lulz
>>214426493let's put it this way, prometheus is far from the worst shit they've pushed so far. looking at you covenant.
the "adults acting as if they were 12 year old children" style of acting is really starting to wear on me bros. and i really want the footfag kid genius to get heem'd by a xeno
>>214424665>But bro, he downloaded so many books! It's proof that hybrids can become true giga geniuses!So, they're not truly human then. They're just hyper-advanced androids emulating dead people as a coping mechanism for the population at large.
>>214426233Im enjoying the constant ridicule of the pseuds who fester this place now, it brings me tears of joy knowing they are getting mad
>>214423810Why would a robot lie?
>>214426493Plenty of normies praise Prometheus for trying to be "original". Covenant gets the brunt of the criticism.
>>214426437Our girl is killing it.
>>214424659>Man it feels like the writers just gave up at some point.This entire series since Episode 1 has been like this. Characters don't do anything remotely logical in the slightest. It's just Hollywood nepotism in a nutshell.
>>214426550big ups
>>214423810I hate how thirsty the nigger bitch was in episode 4. It was like seeing a digital watch in game of thrones
>>214426550Ayy Erf isn't even good but the other 9 are dogshit.
>>214426269It %100 percent is, her photos on vice match up perfectly with her tit picks she took on the same day wearing the same clothing.
>>214426544why did david sabotage prometheus? these roboniggers are not to be trusted
>>214424659>>214424665>>214424738it's almost like he's a retard child who downloaded a bunch of information. there's a difference between knowledge and wisdom, he has the former not the latter. I do agree that alarms should have gone off instantly, but that could be Kirsh's doing.
>I'm thinking Alien, the TV-show>I'm thinking Disney+
I'm done with this fucking show.
>>214424659They essentially turned Alien Earth into capeshit since Wendy landing on her feet with zero impact.
>>214426603Why does he look like a dyke?
>>214426289They do have eyes, its behind their thick silicone head.
song predictions for next 2 eps>episode 7 ends on the baby xenomorph escapingSoundgarden - Rusty Cage>episode 8 ends on oculus winking at the camDisturbed - Open your Eyes
>>214426603See you next thread.
>>214424905I unironically like him. He hasn't done anything egregiously stupid and his arc is interesting so far
This works as a comedy.
>>214424213It just wants to get home.
>>214426647We actually know from a dipshit reviewer that one of the episodes will be Queens of the Stone AgeI'm guessing Little Sister would be too on the nose
>>214426629>they do have eyes>shows eye sockets with no eyes
>>214426690based retard
why did morrow not mention to anybody that petrovich and foot kavallier were in cahoots and thus responsible for everything that happened. didn't mention it to yutani, didn't bring it up in the meeting
>>214426659>t. pajeet
gib nibs nudes
>>214426647Episode 8 with be Dancin' in the Ruins by Blue Oyster Cult.
>>214425362I was wondering about his angle this ep, maybe he's pure and it's all for his own curiosity, he let's it unfold because hes curious, can't think who'd he be a traitor to anyway.
>30 somethings on 4chan complaining about a teen show
>>214426550> the only Hulu show at #1This list reeks of fake viewership numbers.
>>214426352How are games not art. They take the same dedication just like any masterpiece of cinema to put together, voice, costume design, script and the set. Isolation is the closest in terms of what the universe that is Alien is meant to be. Seems everything else is a poorly made body horror, or some fags ' original ' idea ridding on the coattails of preestablished successful IP
>>2144242581. /tv/ has loved eyeballbro since day 1, were not just gonna start hating him like faggot contrarians because reddit caught on 5 episodes later.2. Hes easily the most interesting aspect of the show, everything else is either generic alien xeno shit, robots rebelling against humans, greedy cartoon humans, aggressively on the nose peter pan analogys. All shit we've seen a million times before. Eyeball is a completely new aspect of the Alien franchise and his mysterious nature is intriguing. They may shit the bed when/if his motivations are shown but at least for now hes the best part of the show.
>>214426711because he's a dumb nigger cyborg
>>214426687Someone last thread mentioned "If I Had a Tail" and now I can't unsee that Hawley was just listening to this on repeat while writing the series outline
>>214426687>I'm guessing Little Sister would be too on the nose>too on the nosePack your things.
>>214426514She wanted Ripley to be completely nude at the end of Alien, but Ridley rightfully told her to shut up.
>>214426754Hulu is objectively the worst service. Basically no original content. Only FX and reruns of boomer sitcoms.
>>214426711He only downloaded the specimen data, not the comms log.
>>214426756>stares at youbest part is they somehow managed to give the sheep an "its all so tiresome" expression why its watching the human shenanigans going on around it
My middle school had better security protocols than the top secret multi billion research facility in this show. The level of contrivances to drive the plot along is over the top.
>mfw this show
>>214426687>>214426763Thing is, some of the song choices have made 0 thematic senseIt's a real wild card
>>214426774You need to get back on the horse.
>>214426814I can't believe they played Stinkfist in an episode where nobody got ayyed when it would have been perfect to follow up any facehugger scene
>>214426803Mistakes were made.
>>214426795>mfw 2 different humans open the bug door and just go in without a 2nd thought
>>214424905>Pajeet onscreen acts like pajeet offscreenWhat did he mean by this openborderxisters?
>>214426776Ridley had everyone including the women topless in their sleep pods. He wanted them all fucking each other freely. He put her in the tiny space panties. There wouldn't have been a problem with her being fully nude. That's less an issue than seeing everyone brutally murdered and mutilated.
>>214426841It's a bit.
>>214426774
>>214426514I just read it was Aliens that she didnt want guns in it but then based Cameron took her to shoot a machine gun and she got wet and changed her mind. She does have a high school photo quoting " Please dont let me be normal " but anti gun nuts tend to be meat eaters that have never caught what they intend to eat. Suburbanites with a silver spoon and no grasp of what reality is for the rest of the planet.
>>214426590Retard children aren't this retardedHe did literally the worst things consistently to the point where it became a comedy sketch>I'll SLOOOOOOOOOWLY inch into the room back first and then pause to look at the zombie sheep after i've dropped the tray allowing the door to closeThis isn't how any approximate being with any degree of survival instinct or sense acts
>>214426877>>214424659It's really such a bizarre scene because it's not that he made a stupid mistake, it's that he compounded like thirty stupid mistakes in ten secondsIf he had swung the door open and slid the tray in, it would have been stupid, reckless, dangerous, and in retrospect totally fine
>>214424565>have a company blacksite for top secret research projects>the only guy monitoring the toppest secretest blacksitest laboratory is an android on an ipad
>>214426877Counterpoint: he was black.
>>214424936>fired scientist can waltz around after being fired, log into any computer, disable any system, let creatures loose>but there are totally things that are impliedGet better at writing, Noah. You kike.
post the writers' room
>>214426138Childless because he's infertile you dumb fuck. It's not like he's some anti-natalistic, /r/childfree predditor.
That elevator scene was very jewish.
>>214424659Him not calling another hybrid for help, not calling Kirshe or skipping the feeding can be explained by how hes clearly trying to be #1 and takes being Kirshes special little science buddy extremely seriously. We even get this reinforced when he purposefully leaves the girl hyrbid out because he wants to show daddy Kirshe he doesnt need help.Him putting his full body in the chamber to be easily trapped was inexcusably retarded I will give you that.
>>214426172Seething.
>>214426877>>214426905No. He has to fumble with the tray and door like a toddler taking a gallon of milk out of the fridge.
>>214426650You have no idea of what I'm capable of
why are modern actors so ugleeh
>>214426212She's going to call it Nala isn't she?
>>214426690Yeah, other anon calling you a retard is evident. Read the part a second time when I said they have their eyes BEHIND the silicone head you nigger
>>214427015Wynona was hot as fuck in 4
NEW WHEN
>>214426550>1 Hulu show>1 HBO Max show>1 Prime Video show>the rest are Netflix (known to lie about engagement totals)AI could come up with a better list.
>Be Threshold executive>Lost a bet and have to be at the trade deal meeting with Prodigy>Boy Kavalier walks in barefoot, again>Starts cutting his toenails and putting them on the table during the meeting>Literally gets up from his chair and starts crawling around on your $10k tableHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>214425362Boy Kavalier would almost certainly approve of all of his actions and we're not even sure that he hasn't spoken to Boy about what's going on.
>>214426659saar we have been represented in the bonged hollyvood production saar
>>214426534Lmao you're not going to get your muh ship of theseus, muh soma moment, predditor. They're just going to kill them all off with insanely stupid deaths.
>>214427048By nuking his island for "containment" reasons as soon as he fucks thing up.
>>214427048Why does the Threshold city make Prodigy look like such a shithole?
>>214426720>>214426108
IM A FIRESTARTERTWISTED FIRESTARTER
>>214427020Even beneath the head dome, their sockets lack eyeballs. You're not fooling anyone.
>>214427094>All according to keikaku
>>214426745ikr, they should get a job and stop complaining about Elon, Rogan and Trump
>>214425434Prometheus is the second best movie in the Alien franchise by far.
>>214426579What's Prometheus
>>214427090where u see her face pls
>>214427115second best at being absolutely terrible
>>214427048Beg him to lick his feet clean and to be his foot cleaning slave
>>214426460>him flying an alien ship to the primitive engineers and black gooing them like Hiroshima NagasakiThat was great though and David's motives were clear.
>>214426590>it's almost likeGo back predditor
>>214426795>first had to look at the maginot crew fooling around>and now at the scientists fumbling the containmentOcellus is so done with this shit
>>214427117Here comes the sequel trilogy enjoyer
>>214425466>>214425527>>214425588>>214426100> I can't change his mind even with muh proof!!!!I'm not the other anons but you fags really need to go back.
>>214424905Why didn't he open the fucking door he had so much time
>>214427020Nigger, their eyesockets are about as useful as their nasal cavities; genetic remnants of their host organisms via DNA reflex, but with no useful organs in those sectors. Giger specifically designed them without actual eyes (regardless of the design) because they look scarier if they seemingly can't see you, relying on their other senses to hunt their prey.
>>214426942
>>214427142>David's motivesWhich were...?
>>214426755Art is also defined by the type of people that consume it. Video games are for fat manchildren and thus not art.
>>214426955Its this image>>214426755
>>214424936"Telling" instead of SHOWING is a cardinal sin when it comes to the visual medium, mouseshill.
>>214426987Projecting.
>>214427181>proof is fake and gayGo watch some more Candace Owens you seething dumb fuck.
>>214427287> still going on about muh proofYou don't get it and unfortunately never will.
>>214427105>>214427186Kike, they still have eyes behind their silicone head. Crayfish stuck in a cave still have eyes regardless of not using them for decades, same with deep sea creatures. Suck my cock
>>214426629The alien skull is not canon to Ridleyverse. But even if we pretend it is, it's developed a layer of protection over the eyes which still lets the point stand.
>>214427239>REEEEE MY DADDY/GOD CREATED ME AND DIDNT PAMPER ME REEEEEEE!
NEW>>214427421NEW>>214427421NEW>>214427421
>>214427181Everyone is laughing at you, especially mom and dad.
>>214427317>you dont get itWhats that, your personal pussy getting experience? That being.... none.
>>214424258its an alien adversary for the xenomorph that doesn't try to out strength itit has to be tactful and cunning because it can't simply over power the synths or xenos and after showing intelligence in the last episode theres hope this might be a smart alien, maybe the first alien more intelligent then humans or synths
>>214427240Cookings art, and gets fed to fat niggers such as yourself on a daily basis. But thank you for the pseud personal indicator that you are a tranny that dyes its hair and paints its nails. >Captcha VGW2N = vidya games win 2roon niggers
>>214424754>What kind of retard try to flex on a machine, that literally can't get scared?Why did the Asian synth perv get scared by the xenomorph?
>>214427264Trying to educate these fucking blue hairs on this fact is futile, they are more interested in bending the narrative to be some pro commie dogma than a fucking Alien show.
>>214427394Could be evolution to protect itself from the octueye, but where does it say its not cannon to the shitty directors universe vs the 2 nerds that put it together?
>>214426362I highly doubt it is pulling better ratings than NCAAF and the NFL right now.
>>214425284he's being phased out as an inferior model, even the cyborg knows it after having two conversations with him, calling him the "old toy" in the elevator the series is planned to go for like 5-6 seasons and there are 5 big companies in universe and so far we've only seen 2 of themi think he knows his value drops as the hybrids get smarter so maybe he's planning to move on, maybe to weyland taking the cyborgs jobotherwise theres 3 other companies that would probably love to get a synth with insider knowledge plus a few aliens
>>214427317Please enlighten me dear conspiritard
>>214425425Holy shit that means the conveniently human sized, flimsily covered vent to the specimen room actually just leads outside. This is so retarded it made me lol
