Previously on /dex/ - >>214404908
what should I eat tonight? don't say cubano
sex with deb
>>214429673A CUBANO
>Dexter sees grotesquely dismembered bodies on public display in season 1>OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING, THIS IS SO COOL>Dexter sees that some guy has human body parts in his soup>EWW SO GROSS HOW COULD SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING?Season 8 was so fucking shit.
>>214429673something with extra pickles
>>214429683Yes
None of the tough guys spat on Dexter's face when they were in that pov.
>>214429791he's not a cannibal retard
I still can't believe this fucking happened
>>214429791In season 4 he also said he was disturbed by made up pictures of women getting bruises lol tho you can argue the reason he felt so and rushed to kill the photographer was because he said he would like to photoshoot Debra sometime.
>>214429673
>>214429656priv tracker sites are a good way to actually gauge a show's popularity since there are no shills allowed inside.this show is not doing well
>>214430115Yeah it's just been AWFUL
>>214430115private trackers are full of autistic faggots, not the general public
>>214429852>killing your father to avenge a niggerAmerican boi moment
>>214430176Cringe
>>214430411Imagine if he killed a nigger to avenge his father.
>>214429683
>>214430176The first episode is a rated a point or two higher there, but everything else is spot on.
>WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK>I'M AUTISTIC, NO TIME TO TALK
>>214430900Moloch lady got triggered by her mk ultra trigger and she also got to dance with the Ripper.
>>214430176>>214430255>EVERYTHING IS GREAT SAAAR
>>214429656Jack Alcott is relentlessly handsome.
>>214431015Everything is actually it was a great season
so is the new york ripper still alive? why did he leave his files?
>>214429819
>>214431263he has that innocent puppy face all the time, i bet he is a serial killer IRL
>>214431398him looking like the criminal on the news paper joke was really funny
>>214430955>dance with the RipperHe's just the New York RIPPED
And he was a good friend
>>214431595he can serial me if you know what i mean
>>214431862We tenderly hate you too, anon.
>>214431862perhaps the real niggers were the hermanos we made along the way
>>214431991Truth
>>214430176And then you faggots will respond with "hurr Dexter was always awful dogshit slop" whenever anyone points out Resurrection's glaring flaws. So which is it, is Dexter garbage TV or is it a prestige emmy-deserving masterpiece?
>>214429683why is her face so expressive?
>>214432442she has Jim Carrey syndrome
>>214432442I dont know
>>214429656It's time to let go....
do you think he keeps Prater's boat for the next season?
>>214433198I would imagine he'll sink it to make it look like prater fled
>>214431745season 3 ghost lineup after remar retires
>>214429656Did Dexter kill Charlie Kirk?
>>214434332Does he have an alibi for the luigi murders? Did the judge who released the bus stabber fit the code?
>>214434332when I saw that blood spatter I thought of Dexter..heh...guess I'm just that messed up
>>214434332It'll be a quite the decision if the killer was trans.
>>214434389About that....Filming on location and all.
>>214431745Here is a slightly better version (forgot to add glow around heads)
>>214432442Demoniac possessionhttps://youtu.be/MvTVqWhssoM
>>214434792Time paradox!
>>214435256Properly need sound version with metal gear music/effects
>>214435281I don't like to complain (since it it often leads to a ban) but it's baffling that sound isn't allowed on the TV & Movie board.
>>214434554>..heh...guess I'm just that messed upyou're freakin twisted XD
We need to start asking the important questions here
>>214429656wahs happenin hot stuff
What was LOWELL gonna say???!
>>214435331yeah it sucks. we got bumped up from 3mb to 4mb file sizes though not long ago. Maybe one day we can get sound.Red would've said the same. You just know he lurked.
>>214434554What is your analyst of it?
>>214436014https://youtu.be/nNlwoTbkk5MI don't remember this episode. :p
>>214436014Is sound allowed on /mu/? I've never checked, but I assume not, because then people would just use it to share ripped songs (easily converted from video back to mp3), presumably a liability for Nagasaki-chan.
>>214429683as Dexterthe only man left in her bucketlistthe one that she couldn't fuck before kicking the bucket
>>214432442rolling for 2 from the top
>>214435923it's not wincest if you wear a condom
>>214436478If you've seen Kill Bill Vol. 1, you know that was Dexter's decision. He was even too weak to pull a Shinji in the hospital room.
>>214435974>I thought you were black
>>214429683skinny little thing
>>214436583what the fuck were they thinking having her like this in the FIRST episode
>>214432958give it some hours fag, it will be another 250+ replies
>>214436764Jet fuel can't melt these memes.
>>214436421how about this episode?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqcvxrWxqRM
>>214437652>Michael C Hall has a bodycount higher than Dexter's and it mostly came from public toilets
>>214436421When Dex started doing this i thought of that scene in Gamer right away
>>214436656they were thinking sex with deb
>>214437989
>>214436686WOOOOO DEB
>>214436656coomer bait in the pilot episode makes a lot of sense
>>214431648more like RIPPEN
so has she been wondering why harrison is no longer living at the hotel or why he can't watch her son all the time?
>>214439239she died from the black mold
>>214439239Shes had to be.. right? Lol "HARRISON SOMEONE NEEDS TO WATCH MY KID THAT I HAD BY MISTAKE!!" fuckin bitch>>214439325best case scenario this
>>214440384>ding farmgt
>>214439822maybe she mouthed off to her landlord again and he pushed her down the stairs
>>214437618based manpaws poster
>>214436425sound is only allowed on /gif/ and /wsg/
>>214440642
We're gettin down to it boys
Finishing season 2 now, Lila definitely has the best tits in the show so far.
>I dye my hair, i watch internet pornography - s7x1 Why would dexter do these things? Seems out of character no?
>>214441382
Holy shit, don't know if you guys saw but someone involved with Showtime just leaked the original cut of Prater's death scene. Thoughts?
>>214429656I hate you reddit nigger faggots so much
>>214441963Mooooooole.....
>Hermano.... so like... *inhales* hmmmm I gotta tell you I'm so glad we're getting high instead of solving murder cases... not like we have to because I mean like... *cough* the bay harbor butcher takes care of them all for us. Man I really gotta catch that guy
>>214441963his death should've been>dexter injects him with m99>he dies
Kirk should have wore what dexter had when he met dark passenger
>>214443147Yes he could have then just made a pun and laughed about it.
>start watching first season>within the first 15 minutes the guy is shown as an autistic omnipotent edgelord with a step-sister than first shows up dressed like a literal whoreThat flat chest and exposed stomach really kind of do it for me though…
Man, I just finished the last episode and I wanted to go back to see the discussion, only to find out it was ruined by retarded leakers. Why can't they just fucking die?
>>214444186me too anon
>>214444273yeah it was a bummer. Didn't even watch the leak because I didn't want some shitty dub but it still kind of killed a lot of steam on these threads
>>214440592didn't know dex was a big ye fan
S1 > S2 > S4 > S3 > S7 > D:R > S5 > S6 > S8 > D:NB
>>214445779>new blood lower than 8harrison's teen drama sucked but I still place it higher than 8. Kurt was so much better a villain than the wet noodle that was oliver saxon
why the fuck doesn't she use contractions
>>214436686She could've just lifted her shirt up where she had bruises.Women are such whores.
>>214446404she wanted to get masuka hard
>>214446404that's more of deb being such a tomboy she doesn't care about being in a bra
wake me when new dexter
This made me laugh
>>214446544rita really needs bangs to shine
>>214446577how about a combover?
>>214446641better than total fiveheadi also think she looks weird younger
>>214446654yeah I didn't recognize her at first
>>214446544Because it was funny. Especially when you've dealt with women, their expectations and their jealousy before.
>>214444273Do you suppose us terminally online people should have just waited one week for the finale and stop browsing internet for that time. At least people actually used spoiler tags a lot when talking about episode 10 so that was nice.
>irl deb and dex were married and fucking>never had a child and instead divorced so she could marry and breed with some country folk wackoNO DEXTER, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE
>>214447270They are both a prototype manchild and womanchild.
In an alternate timeline, we're having tyrion ripper build robodoakes
>>214447507unironically what did he mean by this?
>>214447856They are gen x or something but they act like millenials where they might be incredibly wealthy and successful in whatever they want to do but they just refuse to have kids and live like young adults their entire lives. Funnily their roles in the show are similar to them in real life in that way.Ok I checked that Jennifer Carpenter actually had one child with someone who should be around 10yo now and it was probably high time for her to have one..
>>214447944they literally got divorced because carpenter wanted kids. MCH didn't want kids because his family is genetically predisposed to lymphoma you mongoloid
>>214445738That ending was CRAZY
>>214448014I seemed to jump to too many conclusions even if I wonder how overestimated the lymphoma risk was or if it's just unlucky if you get it.
>>214447270HUGE missed opportunity. But Dex got cancer and Deb said "I don't date bald dudes" and dropped his ass.
>>214429656Any webm requests?
>>214447270>make you're ex wifes character fall in love with you>make a smoking hot blond your love interest that you cuck her for>make your ex wifes character get broken down to the point where she's letting someone she loathes live at her house to protect her from justice>executive producer michael c. hall
>>214448135if only harrison got lymphoma and died
>>214448326batista and quinn toking up
>>214432442Bottom left when you dont wait for the vagina muscles to soften
>>214432442for me, it's middle right
Thinking about rewatching seasons 5-8. I always stop at the end of 4, so I've only seen those seasons once
>>214449649it's pretty fine through the first half of 7, but once hannah becomes the main focus the show just becomes a slog
>>214449649I made it through S5 again but S6 was my hard stop.
>>214432314The difference with Resurrection is that it's consistently more self-aware and meta and knowingly absurd, whereas New Blood and some parts of the OG series took themselves too seriously and tried to be a prestige drama when they shouldn't have
>>214449711new blood was goofy as hell what do you mean
>I'm Dexter Morgan. I'm exactly who I need to be. Exactly who you want me to be."Fine, Michael C. Hall can stay"we won
>>214448809There are already youtube clips available for this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4_areow6s
>>214449841
Resurrection was the whole idea they were dangling in front of the audience during New Blood; dropping hints that Dexter and Harrison could run away to a city to carry on killing, have a final run in with Batista and maybe some other cameos. It just makes the ending of New Blood look even more retarded - the writers really thought that Harrison could carry a show by himself after killing Dexter...
>>214448326"i own you" and the following moments of doakes beating him
>>214449948It seems that during production of New Blood, Hall only wanted to give Dexter another sendoff and didn't want any further commitment to the role. So they killed him off, not knowing he would change his mind later. That's also why it has the subtitle and is treated as a special limited event with a different cinematic aspect ratio and so on, instead of just calling it Dexter season 9
>>214436583Thats a long woman god damn
>>214450064Episode and timestamp?
>>214450680s2e7 41:30
>>214448326dexter finding the cannibal soup and the look of disgust on his face
>>214448326when Doakes said "Surprise motherf**ker!" it made me laugh my friggin ass off
>>214451469I think there is only not a webm of that because it happened so long ago thats back when we didn't even have webm we just had gifs
>>214439239Uses Harrison. Doesnt even give him a pity hand job. I would dip too
>>214434332will kirk's children have a dark passenger now that they saw what they saw
>>214449882Is Catturd on the list
Is resurrection good? Seems highly rated online
>>214453183Yes
>>214453183I haven't watched Dexter since season 5 and thought it was on par with some of the earliest seasons. still think it's a bit too highly rated but definitely worth watching
>>214451526Old Dexter memes.
>>214454141I like the comment how this was also surprise to the people who had read the book because in the books he finds Brian in the shipping container.
>>214454747do you think jennifer carpenter and mch had super kinky sex or is she a vanilla missionary kind of girl
>>214454798She definitely liked getting her ass eaten. I bet she enjoyed some feet stuff too. But she was very shy about her armpits for some reason.
>>214454832how can she divorce michael knowing that he knows what her butthole looks like?
>>214454941The Code says to not make things personal.
>>214455054Dexter made is personal with the pedo
>>214455054I know but deb doesnt follow the code. How can she walk around every day knowing that someone out there knows every little detail about her butthole. The shape, color, smell, everything.
>>214429673a steak with a beer
>>214454141It will surprise you how many people knew this meme and knew dexter existed but did not know it was from dexter. I was one such person recently, but the doakes meme resurgence made me watch the show
>>214455232doakes memes are back and stronger than ever
JOEY FUCKING QUINN
>>214455640>Angel, you dumbash why yew always messin wit Dextah? Staph it
>>214438926And it serves the valid dual purpose where Deb being assigned as an undercover prostitute is something that LaGuerta and other higher ranking cops look down on and disrespect.
Rita is the perfect “dead wife” archetype, but they gave her character too, like making her freaky with her leaving her kids and showing up dressed like a slut to give dex a blowie
>Dexter, listen to me.>No, fuck you dad>Dexter, you were wrong to do things your way>You're right.>repeat 8 seasons
>>214455934harry's the best honestly i hope they keep ghost harry going til the end
>>214455640DEXTER FUCKING MORGAN
I'm so glad I didn't watch new blood when it came out because that ending would have pissed me off so much.Instead knowing it would be followed by another series made me like it and then resurrection was amazing.
>>214455871nah that just makes her based
>>214455640He knows
>>214456735you don't know the fawk your tawkin about
>>214451961Temu Rita
>>214441382>>214441811Lila is the hottest chick in the series and it ain't even close
>>214444186Just wait until the Ice Truck Killer shows up and he mogs Dexter's skills almost every time
>>214446544It was hilarious, i bawled out during the Rita jealousy scenes and when Lila kissed him. Just been getting through these eps
>>214449711I think Resurrection still makes Dexter way too competent just getting all the Serial killers in a few days, that's it's biggest flaw cause they are killed before anything interesting develops.He just barely survived and now he can take on the FBI most wanted?
>>214453183>>214453575Has a bit of a retarded start, peaks towards the middle episodes and then consistently drops by each episode
>>214456761funny enough. Just watched that scene lul
>>214455934>>214456294Nah I wish they'd get rid of Harry, how long is Dexter gonna live in his shadow the cop who fucked his mom and got her killed
>>214457800wasn't his fault by that logic she killed herself which is stupidharry got outplayed and did his best to save what remained dexter wouldn't be dexter without him
>>214457968Why'd he separate Dexter and Brian again?>by that logic she killed herself which is stupidShe repeatedly seems hesitant about the whole deal, Harry keeps insisting her into it
>>214457602oh yeah?
>>214458114That's why she was jealous? Lila also embraces Dexter making him feel comfortable confiding in her while with Rita he feels consistently like has to hide, Rita has the better personality (saner + stable) but Lila is hotter
I know there is at least one nigga in this general that wants to have sex with LaGuerta
>>214458178I wouldn't say no to a god tier bj
>>214458114rita killed more of dexter's children than any serial killer in the entire show
>>214458178you got me
>>214458011>Why'd he separate Dexter and Brian again?according to os, it was cuz biney was a psychopath trying to kill debra even back then lolin the original show i don't remember them ever giving a reason >Harry keeps insisting her into itshe still made the choice herself knowing she has kids and that it's a fucked up deal
>>214441811>>214457602Rewatching the series made me hope their relationship would somehow turn out different...
>>214458555him mogging and mocking the midge was so kino
>NicknamesLittle Miss Pardon My Tits (by Debra Morgan)Gross English Titty Vampire (by Debra Morgan)Elvira (by Debra Morgan)Skank (by Debra Morgan)Walking Nightmare (by Debra Morgan)Sneaky Bitch (by Debra Morgan)Homicidal Bitch (by Rita Morgan)Hot English Muffin (by Vince Masuka)
>>214457721he’s the bay harbor butcher, was more motivated than he had been in years and the killers were all basically handed to him. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
kino
>>214446641>>214446654wtf I didnt know that was her, and I've seen that clip a bunch of times. she looks so much different and better looking, how did she get better with age?
>>214459015She's also in Buffy/Angel. Almost didn't recognize her there either.
>>214440592I forgot sam raimi wrote an episode
>>214447270>>214447944I thought it was common knowledge he didn't want to pass on his cancer genes. His dad died of cancer at 39, and he got cancer right around the same age. Makes sense he wouldn't want to pass it onto his kids.
>>214455232I was the same. In the meme he was just a generic black dude to me, and when I started the show I didn't recognize Doakes as the black meme guy. Then when that scene came I soi-faced.
>>214457721>>214458730Notably, he only took out *one* member of Prater's club in a hand to hand fight where brawn mattered, and in that case they made a point of Gemini 2 being on the weak and out of shape side, and he still put a serious gash in Dexter's arm there
>>214458616>she still made the choice herself knowing she has kids and that it's a fucked up dealYeah but notice how it's not her ghost propping up on screen constantly giving advice, I mean Dexter is old and middle-aged now why does he need ghost dad still around.
>>214456461That's one way to look at it. The season was good up until the shitty end, but Resurrection undoes the worst part about it, for the most part. It was still retarded but at least it doesn't really affect the current story.
>>214459678It still affects the current story with the whole rejecting the notion that Harrison has an immutable dark passenger too and should be trained in Dex's image as another serial killer.Yes he killed a guy but that's not who Harrison is, it was just to get the plot moving
>>214457721To me an issue with Resurrection is it's too main story driven. It makes it feel rushed. I like how Dexter would learn things by relating his personal life with his work and vice versa, and he would kill random filler killers throughout the season. I guess we have with Blessing and the family, but the Blessing family scenes were mostly boring.
>>214459309That's an interesting thing about Dexter, his combat experience are a backup plan and he often doesn't have to get into a struggle with anyone, because he uses his careful planning and manipulation for the most part. Maybe there's even less of that in Resurrection because he's just old.
>>214459559cuz it's at the core of his psycheeverything dexter knows is what harry taught him so his psyche basically takes the form of harry so whenever dexter needs help he envisions harry since that's the only person who ever saw him for what he truly was and actually tried to help him
>>214459851Still sounds retarded especially when he managed the first two seasons without constantly hallucinating him up
>>214458730I always liked how autistic he looks in this shot, sells the serial killer look.
>>214458730Doesn't make for an interesting story if every other major killer out there is just a jobber or easily submits to Dexter>>214459309>and he still put a serious gash in Dexter's arm thereThe show seems to imply that Dexter let that happen
>>214459872Sometimes i think a lot of his face resembles Ted Bundy in certain shots
>>214459015her makeup looks like shit for one
>everyone says seasons 1-4 are the peak of dexter>season 3 was dogshitis 4 as good as people say?
>>214460923no, it doesn't even approach seasons 1 and 2
>>214429673Breakfast for dinner
>>214429673pussy
>>214460923Season 3 is unconventional so it makes sense some people wouldn't like it. It's held up by it's meme material, Miguel Prado's friendship with Dexter and his funny outbursts are entertaining. Season 4 is straight to the point, a villain that is a scary and realistic depiction of a serial killer, plus a ton of meme material.
>friday>no new episode for 1-2 yearsit's overi will have to continue with to be hero x
>>2144609234 is severely overrated. Dexter is already mentally retarded the moment Harrison is born. Trinity was not scary nor interesting. he was just an old idiot
deb please kill me end my pathetic existence PLEASE
>>214441382I wish Dexter didn't killed her, Her character had potential to become Dexter's greatest Enemy.She was obsessed with Dexter's dark side like how Joker is with Batman's, She and Brian both needed to kept alive to final Antagonists against Dexter and Deb In season 8 instead of what we got
>>214429656i need a new show to watch and discuss here on fridays
>>214464790Dexter ended when lilla and doeks died
bump
>>214450064>>214451177I just remembered there is already a youtube short of thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/pIyzOa_l2xI
>>214451354Episode & Timestamp?
>>214453183If you forgive the initial episodes trying to get out of the corner they painte themselves in then it gets preddy gud if you accept the new premise
>>214466710cheeky
>>214459777They probably had more stuff filmed but had to cut it to out to keep it 10 episodes
>>214448854bottom right when you cum while she only just removed her panties
>>214446544It showing up on the recaps made it extra funny. "Stupid fucking cunt" also gets dramatic zoom-in
>>214458616>in the original show i don't remember them ever giving a reasonThrow away line about him being too old so the damage was already
>>214458616>>214468703Yes Brian never blocked the memory but Dexter did so Harry initially coped that they will never have to address the whole thing again, until Dexter started showing the subconsious ptsd stuff. It's almost odd they keep parroting the socio socio socio psycho psycho psycho path thing, when one obvious angle is he's whole thing is reliving the dismemberment trauma while being in total control himself this time and the victim is completely helpless to fight back. It just happens to overlap that maybe the disposal is easier too if he dismembers them.The probable reason tho why they never directly mention out loud stuff like asperger/ocd/ptsd/schizoid in the show is because those kinds of mentally ill people are seen as somewhat sympathetic so it would cause outrage if they were shown as monsters. So that's why they dump everything under "psychopath" from being a serial killer to making a grocery store list or not wanting sex and what not.
>>214468900And I mean the schizoid personality type, not schizophrenia even if that part is sometimes played out because it's unclear how real those ghosts are in Dexter's mind even if it most likely is just his conscience deciding on what to choose and it's played in an interesting way for the viewers.Season 1 Dexter would fit a lot of schizoid stuff like genuinely not giving a shit about having friends, almost completely absorbed in his inner world, not actively pursuing sex or romance (except for cover), only enjoys solitary activities, and the range of activities he enjoys is very limited. While having no measurable cognitive or social deficiencies.
I am just starting with Season 1 Episode 1. Now, I can see myself enjoying this show, but let me ask in advance:>sexy male protag>who is a murderer>but no evil>hates sex>good with childrenIs the main audience femcels?
>>214468424Is there some contract where they are not allowed to make these things 12 episodes anymore when it would obviously benefit the show.
>>214429656
>>214468974I think it comes down to cost. They are paying everyone per episode so less episodes means less money spent
>>214468970>Is the main audience femcels?Maybe,..
>>214468970no, main audience is socially autistic guys who think or want to be as cool as dexter
>>214468733delet this
>>214468970Season 1 and 2 target audience was people who enjoyed shows and wanted to have funSeason 3 to 5 target was women (especially 5)Season 5 to present day target audience was retards (so women)
Has the guy with his gfs period blood slide been posting lately? I've been away.
>>214470551I'm here. Showed my gf the replies on the first thread and said they were hilarious.
>>214470687this is concerning
>>214470687cursed
>>214468733This scene was simply ahead of it's time. Same as the CSI stuff where it enhances the license plate. The tech just wasn't introduced to normie use yet.
>>214437819same, definitely a reference
>>214441106lmao
>>214432314I don't know, you tell me, why does the teeming masses on IMDB decide Dexter Season 8 was shit and then decide Dexter Resurrection is great?
>>214431263He does look like if you FaceApp'ed Rita and Dexter together
>>214470687>remembered the period blood slide
>>214439206R I P P E N IPPEN
>>214448920
>>214471473>Same as the CSI stuff where it enhances the license plate.No it's not the same. This is just total fucking nonsense
booba
Starting my re watch on season 4 tonight. :)
>>214470687there's smth so off abt the shirt
>>214472752bang
>>214470687The Bay Harbor Autist has been lurking.. Is Tonight the night?
>>214446073New Blood is more offensive since it was supposed to fix the poor ending S8 had, but completely fucked it up.
>>214473149such an annoying scene. minus the nips
