You'll never leave Neverland alive editionPrevious: >>214454640
>>214478878Namefags are the worst
>>214478891Agreed
>>2144788784th for Wendy a cute!
Curly nude scene or riot
>>214478878>synthbowlIt's an old meme, but it checks out
>>214478891fpbp
>>214478930curly lesbo scene
>>214478962Ayy lmao, anons were spot on
Bonus
>>214479007should have put elephant in the suit instead of the short dude doing it atm
>>214479042They're saving that for episode 8: AAHH! Real Monsters!
>>214479039based kot. reminder Jonesy could have REKT the big chap if he wanted to
>>214479039kek, is there an original without the retarded dance?
I can't deal with the high heels
>>214478969I had a dream Curly sat on my face and she tasted like nickels
>>214479099wish I didn't see that desu>>214479109ni e
>>214479082IDK man only source is 4chan. I was using a search engine to try to find but every link has the cat dancing. Maybe that's what the cat really did?
>>214479099It looks better. Taller and scarier posture
>>214479191definitely what it did
>>214478878i want these two to become buddies
>>214479192You can't have digi legs from a human host
>>214479216That's too based for Hawley to manage
>>214479082yeah, nothing happenshttps://youtube.com/shorts/etH8jQ0sIzk?feature=shared
>>214479192the human one in your pic looks scarier
>>214479274wish it had tried to fuck him up kek
>>214479007Morrow zesty as shit
>>214479274>JONESY VS XENOMORPHE : LA REVANCHEThe k0t looks so serious.
>>214479362kek
>>214479362>Morrow zesty as shitWhat gave you that idea? The fact he has spent 3/4 of the show manipulating a little boy?
>>214478878>For the movie "Alien" producers said the original alien design was too scary so they wen with a toned down version>Originally no one wanted to fund the movie, investors thought the alien did not get enough screen time. No one showed interest until the writers started describing the film as "jaws in space"Apparently one of the designs even had little bugs that crawled around its head like maggots or something. I found one that had a transparent shell which looked freaky.I can find a few "original designs" for alien1 but which is the one producers turned down for being "too scary"?
>>214478918>a cuteFuck off, bitch newfag.
>>214479082>>214479191What the fuck is with you people? You're ADULT MEN and you want to find a "cute" vertical video of a cat? What happened? Did you cut your balls off??
>>214478878Tripfag couldn't even link the correct previous thread: >>214471274
>>214478878I turned it off on the first episode.
>>214479498probably something silly like the original predator
Did the writers forget about him
>>214479887he's playing Gameboy
I hope season 2 takes place after Alien Resurrection, like 4000 years after. Nah, fuck that, 4000000000000000000000000000 years after. DO SOMETHING FUCKING INTERESTING FOR ONCE
>>214478878Cinematic parallels
>>214479887Half of the kids haven't really done anything. Even the super-motivated one kinda just... gave up?
>>214479983Fucking YES! The Engineers have been around for thousands or millions of years, so that's what interstellar species do. What kind of humans would make it that far? Are they more alien than the xenomorphs? What happens when humans who have been in cryo-sleep since the Alien or Aliens or Alien Resurrection era wake up and meet them?
>>214480135she'll probably take over in the lab now
>>214479916Oh my God you're rightCould they not find a Vectrex or something at least?
>>214480135Curly wanted to impress Kavalier so she traded her individuality to be his slave, so her blending into the background kind of makes sense thematically. I'm sure they'll come back to her eventually when she realizes despite everything she tries she's still not the favourite.They didn't even try with Smee though, he literally just sits around all day while every other character has their own mini arc they're going through. All he has is being Slightly's friend who he talks to like once a week
How good or bad is this show? I love the first 3 Alien movies, but I just have no faith in the franchise anymore. I am not a fan of what I watched of the Fargo TV series
>>214480953Retarded world building, a couple of good characters, many morons and Goddess Nibs
>>214480953I want to say the first few episodes were OK. Not great but nothing that kept me from watching and a couple overarching story points I was curious about. last few episodes feels like it went from not perfect writing to writers who have just given the fuck up. It's so many doctors and scientists making retarded mistakes. and not mistakes clearly based in hubris or emotional instability or anything like that. Just what should be highly trained or experienced individuals making mistakes you wouldn't expect from a minimum wage employee who fell asleep half way through the orientation video.
>>214480953It's entertaining and has some interesting ideas, but its true potential is undercut by characters making truly confounding decisions. Half the characters are also purposely weird, so I could see how it could be offputting, at least in the beginning.
>>214479362>This Morrow lookin' ZESTY, this Morrow lookin' MOIST, he's got Ticks in his water bottle, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit Allen, he plays for the other company, he dances at the other end of the ship, this Morrow theatrical, this Morrow good with kids, this Morrow gonna contain yo biological containment breach wit you tazer and that shit gonna look good! This Morrow lifts Bonuses, this Morrow on the down low, this Morrow be a Occelius collector, this Morrow collects specimens uphill, this Morrow packs Xenomorphs, he's a friend of Arush’s, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to scheme, he's of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, he indulges in the Prodigy vice, he has an cyborg sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Engineer, he's a refugee from Hadley’s Hope, he's on the wrong ship, he bats for the other company, he's insidious, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>214481257>he's a friend of Arush’sKek, although I don’t think that’s how the name is spelt.
50 minutes of ugly non-whites jibber-jabbering with no point5 minutes of monsters3 minutes of gen-X'er classic rock
>>214478878Be honest, how did you feel during this scene?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTTES2FRnw
>>214483242annoyedalso it reminds me of Chris Pratt taming the velociraptors in Jurassic Park, so corny
>>214480953Honestly it’s the best piece of Alien media within the last two decades
>>214483584grim
alien 3 had the cow alien, do we get a face hugger on any different animals in this show?
>>214483584so that excludes resurrection?i don't disagree
>>214483316This will make more sense since the Alien was always intelligent, I guarantee Wendy will control the alien like a dog and use it to kill the mercenaries invading the island.I’m more annoyed that these sci-fi movies always assume the Earth’s wildlife is useless and weak, those giant flies won’t last long as other insects invade their space and since they’re so large good luck trying to kill an army of ants that decide you’re their next snack. As for the eye its purpose just seems to be finding a body and nothing else.
>>214479887he's the innocent normal one of the group, he will be gored before he gets to do anything>>214483689>Wendy will control the alien like a dogyeah I hate that
>>214483689we're at least gonna see the eye take over a person
>>214483765We already saw that in a flashback and the first thing it did was suicide charge a xeno, it is funny how a completely different species is presented as a bigger threat than the xeno, I haven’t seen this much interest in the lore since Prometheus was released.
>>214483808ohi must've blacked out drinking when that happened. which episode was that? i'll make a webm for youthere must be a reason for it being another parasite
>>214483834It was episode 5 the flashback episode with the useless rape plot that went nowhere.
>>214483869>rape plotwhat
>>214483891Teng rapes that white chick repeatedly in her open cryo pod front of the crew but everyone just writes it off as Teng being Teng. They all literally all turn to him, roll their eyes, and collectively say "OH TENG!" like they're in a fucking sitcom. When the girl is screaming that she's being raped, Morrow straight up says something like, "How can he rape you if he's not a jeet? Think, girl, THINK!"It was a pretty awkward and protracted sequence, surprised you missed it. Honestly, probably would've been better as a deleted scene since it somewhat fucks with the flow of the episode.
>>214483998you're weird bro
why is it so stupid?
How did it compare to the original?
>>214480953This show is honestly very boring. I’ve watched until episode 5 and there’s no suspense at all. You already know there’s going to be a lab breach but the alien has shown to be defanged because of plot armour. So yeah not really interested in lame action scenes where everything happens arbitrarily. The writing is average at best with dialogues being passable but nothing really intriguing so far. Everyone’s motive is one dimensional, actually almost everything is one dimensional so beyond the pretty visuals it falls flat pretty quickly.I’ll give them credit for some of the overlapping shots and cinematography, those I do like.
>>214479887no the lost boys are allegories for different horrors of child rearing. he's a failsonthe juxtaposition of his sloth and innocence to that of the other characters is the point of his characterthey will probably kill him off after a scene where he is particularly incompetent and useless, or maybe brainwash him and turn up his aggression to set up for the 2nd season
>>214483869>>214483998how's that job application at the onion going
https://youtu.be/FQg_soUivZY/pol/ will tell you not to goon to this.
>>214484494Why do people think any of these people are going to survive? Noah didn’t keep people around when he did Fargo outside of cameos or in one case a prequel with a different actor. Most of the time on Fargo everyone dies too. I expect an unhappy ending. Wendy going into another season doesn’t sound plausible to me. Everyone’s going to hit their arc and then fuck off. Only the big universe character like Yutani may come back
>>214484511What was even happening there? So he rushes her and then just... knocks her out?
>>214478878Dropped this shit a few eps ago because it was excruciatingly boring. Did the Zuckerberg character fuck the loli yet?
>>214484649>Why do people think any of these people are going to survive? It's intended to have multiple seasons
What motivates the eye? Just kill to kill?
>>214484983To be creepy and scary. Unironically, its behaviour doesn't make sense otherwise
>>214484983It obviously wants the best host it can get. Humans are pretty good. Xeno would probably have been really nice if it had an eye to co-opt.
>>214484666who fucking knows!
>>214485022acid blood would have killed the eye it got lucky honestly
Why is the alien taking so long to mature, we've seen it going from newborn to adult size in a couple of hours.
>>214485112It hasn’t eaten anything, it didn’t have a full corpse to consume when it was born and is basically stunted.
>>214478878Oi Oi you lucky people, I need a new eye
>>214485112I think it's been maybe a couple days at maximum since it came out of the lung, and pretty sure it was near fully grown at the end of the latest episode. I'm definitely in favor of SOME kind of growth period though, instead of the accelerated ones from Romulus or Covenant.>>214485141Xenos haven't really been shown to eat anything. Sometimes they punch people's brains in, but they don't actually seem to eat flesh or even drink.
>>214484983It’s a big fan of wrestling and wants throw hands with a xeno
>>214483623no, they're so busy they're not doing any experiments
>>214478878>HEEEEYYY MAN NIIIIICE SHOTliterally the next day a guy gets shot on live tvand no I still won't watch your woke fucking slop
What are Wendy and the xeno talking about?
>>214485112Just turn your brain off bro, lol lamo
>>214485222>but they don't actually seem to eat fleshThe dog/ox alien in Alien 3 definitely ate people.
>>214484511But he actually does rape her>knows that you can get someone out the pod and back in>everyone knows he does fucked up shit to her>Morrow has the video feed and knows he does filthy shit to her>runs his hands over her stomach while she sleepsIt’s a weird plot and I guess it’s to show that the crew were not good people but at the end of the day the little side plot went nowhere.
>>214485222Nah we see them eat people multiple times, Alien resurrection one even drags a body to a corner to consume.Even the games had the baby Xenos eat the body of their hosts.
>>214478969>>214479109What does android milk taste like?
>>214479983
>>214485524
>>214485541Unironically salty milk and coins.
>>214478878i want to lick boy kavalier's feet
>>214479362>>214481257ok I laughed you fuckers
why is the next ep so far sway fuck me
>>214485722away*
>>214485722>fuck meokay. bend over.
tuis fag thinks all 5 ayy lmaos came from the same planet https://youtu.be/ZA0lKMmfPBg
>>214485722Why does everything need to be released weekly, just release the whole show, this shitty formula makes people lose interest halfway through
>>214485762>this shitty formula makes people lose interest halfway throughIt generates more interest and organic hype, if the show is good. Guess Alien Erf should've released a whole batch.
>>214485762these threads would have been over 3 days after they released everything at once
The actors playing the Hybrids are pretty good, they really capture the whole "stupid kids in adult bodies" thing which is fitting when they do something dumb that causes shit to happen.
>>214485752It makes sense>eyeball knows the xeno language to call it >all specimens have natural defenses against each other and some reproduce through similar parasitic means>highly aggressive and territorial The xeno having no eye sockets, acid blood and a pharyngeal jaw that is hidden are all perfect defenses against each and every specimen in the ship its like they all come from the same environment
>>214485401Then it made biscuits with their corpses like a cat
>>214484983They kidnapped me little boy He now plotting to find a human bean body that can pilot a spaceship so he can hijack one and safely return to his eyeball family back on planet EyePrime 336
>>214485762It helps keep things in the public consciousness and it maintains their status in pop culture. One binge and everyone is done with it and forgets about it. Spread it out over weeks and the audience keeps talking about it. Everyone is typically on the same page, discussing the latest episode and theorizing future episodes. You can't ask your friends "did you catch the latest episode" for a binge show. Keeping people talking about it for a longer period of time makes it much more memorable for them. Frankly I'm shocked so many services held onto the binge model as long as they did.
>>214485809>>eyeball knows the xeno language to call it It roared for whatever reason, retard. There was no language and it certainly didn't call the xeno.
>>214485849It literally made the same clicking sound language Wendy does when communicating with the xeno baby you retard and summons the xeno
>>214485809>eyeball knows the xeno language to call it I don't know that we can really say that. It just made noise knowing that any noise would alert the xeno and draw it back. And acid blood is basically a universal defense, and aside from that the only defense that specifically counter another ayy is the lack of eyes. And if that was intended as an evolutionary defense measure, you would think the eyeball would know not to even bother trying it. It's definitely possible they're all from the same world, but I wouldn't count on it. Especially because they made offhand mention of the xeno surviving in a vacuum which sort of soft implies they recovered one from space.
>>214485891>>214485849I just watched it again. It really doesn't sound like xeno chittering. It's more of a growl/roar, kind of like the JP velociraptors. Yes it alerted the xeno, but no I don't think it specifically communicated a message using the xeno language. I think all you can really say for sure is that it knew it was cornered and roared to attract the xeno's attention as a last ditch escape, knowing that it could afford to sacrifice its host if worse came to worse.
>>214485826I actually hope this happens.Ocellus escapes the island by stealing a pilot and spacecraft, and flies home to tell stories to her great great grandkids about stupid humans and whipping the shit out of a giant bug with no eyesockets to hide in.
>>214485953I think it sensed the xeno approaching and roared in anger or something it wasn't even aimed at the xeno as language
>>214486065It definitely called the xeno queen a slut out loud and then went all john cena and mike tyson on the little cuck xeno
>>214486084top kek
>>214486065It seems to contemplate for a moment when cornered by Morrow before roaring. And then after it finishes it kind of pauses, as if waiting for the alien to arrive. I'm relatively certain it was a deliberate alert in the hopes to get Morrow caught by the xeno. But instead Morrow tazed it and fled, and it ended up being the one stuck with the xeno.
>>214485849language or not it couldn't be directed to be more clear that he called it intently
>>214485976>whipping the shit out of a giant bugBest moment so far. Someone finally BTFOing a xenomorph is the best thing to come out of Hawley's idiocy.
>>214486105>>214486111the xeno arrived seconds after the roar, it makes no sense unless it moves at the speed of light, fanfiction fags are the worst
>>214486146>>214486146>it makes no sense unless it moves at the speed of lightOH OH Is that why Kirsh said Wendy/Marcy was going to invent FTL?
>>214486188
>>214486139>Yes my little eyelings, I escaped from my cage by making the dark skinned human angry, I'd been banging on my cage quite often to frustrate her, and this time she forgot to secure it. I escaped, and stole one of the silly human bodies. Then, another human was making all sorts of noise and I bonked it to shut it up. And then ANOTHER human came in the door and pointed a weapon at me. So I said Fuck it, and started making noise to lure the giant bug creature into the room. It worked perfectly, until the human used his weapon on me and ran. So I had to fight the giant bug with a pathetic human body that was quickly defeated. I immediately jumped out and crawled all over the bug, biting and whipping it with my arms, and it lost its mind, smashing it's head into the wall, screaming and bouncing off the walls. It was a huge pussy, and not worth the effort of killing. So I left it alone to go find another host and it ran to go kill the silly humans because that was easier than fighting me.
>modern hollywood kills the catHow far have we fallen
>>214486307>It was a huge pussy, and not worth the effort of killing>and it ran to go kill the silly humans because that was easier than fighting me.lol'd heartily. I can imagine it with little ocellus grandkids around the fire.
>>214486341it always turns its head to stare with itself and not the other eye which leads me to believe it can't use the natural eye of its host
>>214479498it was the transparent xeno head with the human skull and maggots in it. So you did find it.
>>214486146The xeno had only just chased the woman through the door moments before. It had backed off after she closed the door, but it was still in the area and the eyeball knew that. The entire thing is blatantly telegraphed and I don't understand how you can't interpret it that way. The idea that it magically sensed the xeno despite showing no such sense at any other moment, then paused and turned its head to let out a roar of "anger" to the empty air before the xeno even arrived, then paused again and waited for the xeno and then attacked it, is retarded.
>>214486443It sounds very logical to me based on what we see, imagining it knew the xeno language or call it on purpose is triple retarded
>>214486139Look at that man in suit. Compare with how big, armoured and threatening the xenos are in aliens.
>>214486542Brutal comparison yeah. One of the reasons I love Aliens, they were still scary, still are to this day on a re-watch.
>>214486568xeno looks tiny kek
>>214486568BOOBA, BROWN STINKY JEETA BOOBA
>>214486727she's gross, but kinda would
this show is absolut trashlet me feed some xeno extraterrestrial being by stepping in the cagewho the fuck is dumb enought to build those
>>214486314He also had basically no screentime in the Maginot episode while Jones had quite a bit and even his own Wayland-Yutani equipment(WY brand bowl and pet carrier)
>>214486890They are children
>>214487042I m talking about the design of the cage. not even have a fucking double door or a decon .just straight up open the door into the lab where anything can leak into it...
>>214478878Kirsch's vagueposting is going to turn out to be so disappointing by the end. At this point his character is riding on the mystery behind his actions, or lack thereof. And if the writing doesn't nail the landing he's entirely ruined.
>>214486890It's not absolute trash, but it is frustrating because it's stupid writing. Maybe the writers aren't dumb, but they aren't intelligent enough to write a situation where both>intelligent scientists with lots of resources are dealing with dangerous stuff they're nervous about>shit needs to go wrong for action!I can only watch frustratingly stupid shows that pretend to be smart in a collective way, either with a group in person where I stand up and yell at the screen or online with the other cynics. To my shame, for this episode I stopped watching and searched for a reaction channel for it. It let off pressure when I saw this reactor guy get exasperated with Wendy telling Nibs and say it was absurd.I think everything big budget is going to be written stupidly from now on, so if I want to enjoy sci fi (because I do enjoy it) then I have to prep myself with these faggy life hacks.
>>214480953It is honestly pretty retarded. Most of the cast are morons at all times.
>>214486360it has a better eye that's all
>>214479916This annoys me inordinately.>>214485581>I think that I have a destination in mind story-wise,which allows me to know what the story is I'm telling, what it means. And I don't know how long it takes to get there, but I do have a sense ofwhere we go in success.This is the level of mediocrity that is elevated to the top of this fucking profession; Jesus Christ.
>>214487042There is an entire morning show segment in Japan called "MY FIRST ADULT ERRAND". Look at the age of these kids. You're telling me that kids 5-7 years older than this kid are somehow incapable of opening a door and sliding a tray into an animal pen without locking themselves inside?
>>214487139fucking hidden line break; you get what I mean
>>214487071The system would have worked perfectly if he'd just followed protocol like Kirsh said. You know who else said to follow protocol but nobody listened to them, causing all hell to break loose? Ripley. Pottery.
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214479916Bros, I'm starting to think Noah doesn't care.
>>214486870>we need to give oir daughter a name that will guarantee she'll become rich and successful>say no more, I got it
>>214487163The drawer was busted, did you not see? And he's established as a character who wants to prove that he's responsible and capable, so he obviously wouldn't want to run off and find and adult the moment something goes wrong.
Wendy is the only good child in adult body. Nibs is passable. They need to get rid of the Nigger, The Pajeet, and the ugly Curly asap. Useless characters.
>>214479887dont want to fatigue the audience after a whole episode of similar looking character
>>214487237They should have changed their family name to be>Richa Moormani
>>214485684>pubic transport :/
>>214486870you kinda not fag
they could run a whole episode on eyeball alien running a "the thing" script on some ancient neanderthals.Now we know why xenos dont have eyes at least.
>>214487439So the xeno evolved?
>>214486890he's literally 10 years old
>>214487163they're japanesehe was black
This show is unwatchable owing to the fact every character is as dumb as dog shit. The show also wants you to believe that this supposed advanced human society has no concept of security and safety protocols. Whoever writes this shit has the IQ of a rock and has zero life experience. Shows and movies are not good when the story only progresses due to characters doing retarded things.
>>214487163To be fair to Isaac that containment door was designed in an absolutely retarded way>dangerous animal enclosure door that opens OUTWARDS>single door system so if gets jammed or broken that's an instant breach>door is made to auto lock and has no mechanism to open from inside for... reasons>no seriously besides the baby xeno none of them have hands to begin with so what's the justification there>just make it open with a key mechanism for fucks sake
>>214487376It's More Johnny because she wants a white American boy.
wendy
>>214487238Sure, him trying to feed the fly through the door would be reckless, dangerous and stupid. Trying to feed the fly by not using your superstrength to hold the door open and quickly throw the table in, but instead slowly, ass first, entering the enclosure was retarded.He is (surely they can just reupload him into a new body? Otherwise that makes everything 10 times worse) a nigger tho.
>>214487439>>214487460That looks like what they are going with. Hawley doesn't consider black goo canon to his show and has explicitly said the xenomorph is millions of years old. He is going the biological evolution route in his alternate universe. So with all of that let's say all specimens are from the same planet and it's a Zerg world of dog eat dog.... xeno evolved:- no eyes, because of cutiellus- acid blood, because of the blood drinking ticks- steong carapace???, because if the corrosive vomit fly- ????, because of the plant (prolly something with the eggs and huggers)
>>214480953I love Alien, loved seasons 1 & 2 of Fargo. Alien Earth is shit
Why did the Xenos do a flyover of Sioux Falls?
>>214487753go back to plebbit with your totally organic shill posting, reddit meme pics and horrendously shit takes
>>214487753That's interesting but because everything is so lethal, on that world there can't be any 'normal' mammals for the facehuggers to infest and have normal xenos grow out of. If the fauna of a planet is all extremely lethal than it can't really sustain itself, all the predators and parasites will die out.
>>214487753there must be something with the fly eating circuitboards and the xeno being niomechanical
>>214487901Then*
>>214487898absolute newfag kek
>>214487901maybe the normal fauna are armored and shit like the triceratops
>>214487901>all the predators and parasites will die out.along with the other animals
I originally thought she was a sexy latina. Now she's sort of a sexy pajeeta, I guess.
>>214487654>not using your superstrengthIsaac struggled to carry the tray of scrapJeet struggled to drag the doctor's bodyWendy won a 1v1 melee with a xenomorphNibs was seconds away from pulling off lady doctor's head with her bear handsI think they only gave super strength to the girl robots because it's hotter that way
>>214484666They had zero concept for the eyeball alien. Some producer's son wrote a creepypasta tier alien which is an eyeball with tentacles than takes over your eyeball and brain and they just left it at that. It stands and looks at you CREEPILY!
>>214485809The xenos don't originate naturally from a a planet though, they're a constructed weapon
>>214487977we had chestburster 3~~E :@
>>214488106In the main alien universe which Hawley doesn't consider canon. He literally said engineers and black goo are alternate fiction kek.
>>214478878these two are carrying the show singlehandedly
>>214488146I will take the main franchise canon over one in which FTL travel existence varies episode to episode.
>>214488005Just another example of the writers having zero fucking thought to what they wrote the previous day. I noticed the same with the body into the vent.
>>214487904The biomechanical comes from David's interaction. All the previous xenos are fully organic including up to the end of covenant.
>>214488146>In the main alien universe which Hawley doesn't consider canonIf you just include Alien and Aliens, the actual origin of the Xenomorph is left ambiguous, but seemingly they're a bioweapon made by the space jockey species.
>>214488167>I don't have hands but I'll do my best!
>>214488209The Alien and Aliens xenos predate David ny thousands of years and they are biomechanical you fucking autist
>>214488265Nased and ocelluspilled. Ocellus, Kirsh and Morrow is the trifecta, everyone else us there to collect a paycheck.
>>214488005I got to ask.Have they explained why all the children are under watch all the time and ... All this shit is happening. Like him randomly talking to morrow on the island.
>>214488765Based* kek
Staros or the headcrabs are scarrier than the eyeball
>>214488765>Ocellus, Kirsh and Morrow is the trifectaKirsh and Morrow lost some stock due the poorly written and lame "banter" in the elevator. Cutellus stocks keeps growing instead.
Anyone. Like a big part was the children have no privacy, even their eyes are cameras.But all this shit .. is going unnoticed like he's planning to steal a facehugger talking to air.
what if a facehugger got a bear?
>>214485684Best character, I love him
>>214488880Suddenly The Terror makes more sense.
>now you see Hermit, onions are like ogres, they have layers>you're also like an onion>but like an onion that is asking how to take care of a star>basically what I'm getting at is you need to check yourself before you shrek yourself
>>214488974kek
>>214489003This show is aggravating me because of its LACK of moral grayness in spite of every other "prestige drama" basking in it too much>is Boy Kavalier a reckless idiot whose optimism and hubris will doom us all?>no lol he's just an evil cunt>is Ocellus a dangerous predator who can still find common ground with humans in our shared fight for survival?>no lol she's just an evil cunt>is Kirsh a harsh mentor who truly wants to help the Lost Boys exceed the humanity he views as a weakness?>you'll never guess the answer!The only character with any ambiguity at all is Morrow, who started out as a very evil cunt and spent the Maginot episode illustrating that he actually has a few decent qualities
>>214488815that was the best scene in the show, reddit eye can't compare
>>214489140>she
>>214488880I'm sure it'd be something like the Gorilla Xeno
>>214488840>is going unnoticedare you even paying attention? they know, Kirsh knows, hes just not telling the boy genious
>>214489493Where are all the technicians from ep1?
>>214489624They're just 'chilling out'.
>>214488880What if a facehugger got a giraffe? Would it fail to impregnate?
>>2144855411) why wouldnt he try to smash it the second it landed on his wrist2) why would the synth design include being incapacitated from liquid sprayed in your mouth like just have the robot shut the esophagus etc
>>2144897961 he wants to be a sceintists, he is curios2 that was acid and it disolved his face
This most recent episode was pretty shit. Up until this point its been fairly good. Hopefully, now that the next plot point has been set up, characters won't be quite as retarded.
>>214484880Maybe Alien: Earth is going to have self contained seasons
>>214490073>1 he wants to be a sceintists, he is curiosbullshit, he's locked in a cage and knows his life is in danger at that moment. also, imagine if you were in your backyard and a wasp landed on your arm, you'd probably freak out. this thing is like a basketball sized wasp you'd freak the fuck out and start flailing your arms and yelling>2 that was acid and it disolved his facefine
>>214488786Kirsh has to be planning some kind of coup.It's the only thing that makes since to me.
>>214485112its made form the short ugly brothers wimpy lung, its not gonna get bigger
>>214490181>and knows his life is in danger at that momentHe is an invulnerable robot (as far as he knows)>imagine if you were in your backyard and a wasp landed on your armI'm not an invulnerable robot
>>214490215damn, that's a good point, imagine being the xenomorph that has to take traits from a feminine, flaming homosexual with no masculine features, grim
>>214490210He tried to recruit Wendy in the first episode. Not sure if it's definitely about a coup, but he obviously has a lot of leeway in how he follows BK's orders.
>>214490248don't forget that he's absolutely fucking hideous
>>214490210>>214490280the only trustworthy android ever was Bishop
"Mr. Eko" is a fucking retard.
>>214490303*cough*
>>214490210I feel like this needed a bit more explanation. It feels like there was a cut scene or something. He's had a few arguments with kavilier, which i assume the motivation is that he thinks he would do a better job.
>>214490217I don't know, if you look at the tray it's filled with rocks and metals. you can argue subconsciously he still thinks of himself as a human that no matter how much info he downloads he's still a kid mentally. But unless the synth guy is purposefully sabotaging them (and he might be) the idea that he can't put 2 + 2 together to recognize that the fly is particularly dangerous to synths like the eggs are particularly dangerous to humans it's a stretch.
>>214490349
>>214490210>>214490363That's too obvious for Hawley. The subversion of expectations will be that Kirsh is absolutely loyal to Kavalier.
>>214490349Can't trust that fucker. Too compromised by his brother, so he got everyone killed by giving his brother too many chances.
>>214490398Good call, but she was built by other synths, if that makes a difference.
Best Android is Samuels.
So what's this guys job and why is he gone now?
>>214490433>she was built by other synthsooooooooooMaybe this is the start of that?
>>214490456he will return, trust the plan
>>214490398Does she ooze droid milk if you fuck her?
>>214490433>Good callI see what you did there
>>214490407The questions is, which is more plausible behavior for Boy Retard:1. His personal synth is tightly controlled by programing and can't even rebel, absolute enforced loyalty2. His personal synth has no constraints (which is breaking the law), because it makes it more capable and independent, but also prone to autonomous decisions that may be against Kavalier's interests
>>214490398Name one thing Rook did that made him seem untrustworthy. I'll wait.
>>214490433>>214490433>Good call
>>214490466Resurrection is not canon to Erf and the war with the synths, which made some of them leave human space, is centuries in the future.
>>214490210Either that or Boy George is a actually a genius and really is three steps ahead, Then Kirsh is actually following the plan. However to wright properly smart characters, the writers must be quite smart themselves. Otherwise things spiral into ass pulls.
>>214490486>>214490519
>>214490499
>>214490349Why couldnt Kirsh be handsome like David or Walter :< he looks like a freak, sure but man, where are the hot dudes at in this show???
>>214490568the fuck? Olyphant is a 10/10 and I'm not even gay
>>214490499Made Ripley not trust synths
>>214478878I had the thought yesterday that these two are playing right into the manufactured pissing contest their corporations framed for them beautifully. Strive for beliefs/solidarity beyond the boxes your masters built for you. I don't have any alien images to post.
>>214490568>where are the hot dudes at in this show???Here bro, he has 300k followers on insta
>>214490568
>>214490592>I don't have any alien images to post.Grim
what was the song at the end of the ep?
>>214490583Olyphant gives cool uncle vibes but not gilf, also too orange
>>214490340trvke
>>214478891>Doesn't know the difference between a tripfag and a namefagNewfag.
>>214490210I think he's just pretty indifferent to what happens to the humans or the companies. He strikes me as an authentic scientist type the way he has the same curious face on when he sees some shit may be about to go down. Safety and survival of those around him are not a priority. Building him and turning him on were probably the most helpful or kind thing humans were ever going to do for him anyway.
>Weyland-Yutani guard uniformsthe fuck was that shit
>>214490848the fags with the wide hats that can't go through doors kek?
>>214490848I think precedence set by human history demands that the closer a soldier is to royalty/the top of the hierarchy, the more performative and less functional their role and by extention costume should be.
>>214490825>I think he's just pretty indifferent to what happens to the humans or the companies. He strikes me as an authentic scientist type the way he has the same curious face on when he sees some shit may be about to go down. Safety and survival of those around him are not a priority.Sounds like Ash
>>214490645please respond
>>214490923Godsmack
>>214490954thanks.. worst song yet
>>214490564This one pic has more soul than anything alien related since alien 3.
Name a scarier scene
im a self admitted speed watcherwhere did they get the mini alien they have trapped? who did it hatch from?
>>214491094seriously?
>>214491058the runner sniffing Ripley in 3, she really sells it
>>214491094You're mom
>>214486139KEKPerfect lifeform my ass
>>214491139Hm...
>>214491113100%
>>214491058
>>214486139instant aura loss
>>214491159I can never get over how it slides into the scene, so cool
>>214491173What was Hawley thinking?!?!
>>214486257>hehe boi.mp4
>>214491200does this look like a man who thinks?
>>214491227looks like a fag
>>214490398totally unfuckable since I saw her playing a helicopter mom in stranger things
>>214491173>he's right behind me, isn't he?
>>214490433>Good call
>>214491173HEEE HEEE - AH - SHAMONA
>>214486257he reminds me of Boyd from From
>>214491227Looks like he puts a bit of thought into his receding hairline or maybe that huge ass forehead makes it look that way.
>>214491329>from FromIs there a dumber ty series name in the history of the world?
>>214491159the runner was always the most terrifying to me
>>214491058no NOT open this
>>214491369I'm usually not a waifufaggot but she was so fine in this
>>214491173BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
I hope they have a moment where Curly explains how she plans to fix the world. Mostly because I really want to see what lame idea the writers come up with. "Ok so, my ideas to save the world are we give everything out evenly so its all equal! :D"
>>214491369>>214491369thank you Fede
>>214491574>if we give everyone on Earth a bonus...
The suit actors for the xenos just aren't very good. Or I guess it could also just be the director failing to cover it up.
Genius
>>214491905
>>214491925BRAVO NOAH
>>214491925That didn't explain much. It's what you learned by watching the tv show episode. What a rip off
>>214491925>it's not a threat to humans>Petrovich was talking about how flies laid eggs on his wife's eyesSo that was just, some other random fly? Nothing related to xenos they caught?Well that's disappointing
>>214492003>expecting consistency in Alien Erf
>>214492064All forty alien movies and games are perfectly consistent and made a coherent infallible lore!
>>214492101they do, except Erf
>>214491173>360 and moonwalks away
3
>>214491925what a retard
+1
>>214491058>fodder xenos>scarylmao
>>214492639So you expect the bullets to just bounce off of them and they're invincible? Wow, you have such good ideas for movies!
>>214491369WOODOODErf has no attractive females, very disappointing
>>214492128the fuck are u doing here then? faggot
>>214492686having a laff
>>214485684>>214485649Unfairly maligned character. Though his character is thin (thus far), the acting has been excellent. I really find him to be a jolt to an otherwise very muted and stilted show. Sydney is fine, the kids are terrible, the lab people are terrible, Morrow is great, Kirsch is whatever. But Boy has been a standout, very emotive and very interesting though he's out of place in the Alien universe.
>>214492758>the kids are terribleI like Smee
>>214492101Bare minimum they dont break the chekov's gun rule as A:E did with the aforementioned Petrovich quote and the "fly explained" thing
>>214492003Why was there a married couple on board anyways?Morrow said fraternization between employees was against company policy.
>>214492983That's so stupid. The original crew were all fucking each other
>>214492983fraternization after launch, dummy, not if you were a couple before that
>>214478891
I'm watching resurrection for the first time (never bothered for someon reason) and damn it's a stinker. Not even Brad Dourif can salvage it
>>214493234david_made_the_xenomorphs schizo in shambles
>>214493192well yeah. They were just throwing anything they could at the wall to see what stuck. Hollywood long ago long any idea where to go with the story. Only the comics and games could figure out an interesting tale to tell. That's why it languished for decades.
NEW THREAD WHEN>why dont you make it, faggotNo, I am lazy, leave me alone
>>214479887what are you talking about? Have you even been watching the dhow? He's trying to get the xenomorph from the indian kid, blackmailing him.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>214485013>>214484983Its studying the people and causing chaos when it can. Its probably the smartest character in the show right now. Its primary motivation is obviously to escape.
You know what DON'T MAKE A NEW THREAD, fuck you, dunno why I expected basic humanity form this place
>>214493922Why is that nessarry ?
leave >>214493999
>>214490686They're all the same brand of cunt to me, fucking autist
>>214494019based
