HOH: MorganNoms: Keanu, Lauren, KelleyVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214565659
she’s had Vince alone for like 18 hours in the past day
>>214570375You don't understand. She barely gets any time with vince because lauren spends hours with him.
say est la vee
Lauren.
does ava beat anyone in f2 or is she drawing dead
I almost got this as the OP but it might be too lame to be an OP I can't tell.
I just woke up from a nap but I'm sure my girl Lauren is killing it out there. I hope she keeps it up because I'm rooting for her. It takes a lot of guts to be on national TV with such rabid fanbase
>>214570445dat ai slop piss filter
>>214570434many people are saying this, especially morgan
reddit is full of people with rachel avatars hating on lauren
>>214570445>fatal attraction boomer reference >ai slopnaw
>>214570443probably has a shot against kelley
Morgan is gonna be one of those “the feeds don’t show everything” people
>>214570554Morgan's gonna be delusional? You don't say
>>214570540Hags hate nice young pretty girls. Also imagine if Lauren was black and Morgan was white.
Morgan gonna FREAK
>>214570540a lot of them are probably same hags hating on Cassi in BB13, just 15 years older
>>214570619based zach, I hope things work out for them, they may be boring players but they seem like good people.
>>214570619penix jr heck yeah
>>214570619Umm he's not 6'4" so he's not good enough for boren
>>214570619sick of these pre jurors already
Most of my interactions with cats are cuddly and affectionate
>>214570540lauren seethers here have the same talking points, hmm
>>214570620bit bogged
>>214570554paloma was one of those people too
Keanu is like Matt Damon from 'We bought a Zoo'.
>>214570619lauren, who considers jacob elordi her perfect man, WON'T want a half flip hapa
>Had a pet named 'Gizmo'Based 'Gremlins' enjoyer.
>>214570788Paloma’s craziness was endearing. Morgan’s is extremely off putting.
Are they still gonna cast 4-5 black people next year and act surprised when one wins?
>>214570554>You know what I find interesting, if I'm being really completely honest with you, I didn't even show one ounce of dislike for Lauren until she put me on her block in her second hoh.
>>214570619lauren will give him one date and then ghost his ass kek
>>214570955>next yearanon, I...
>>214570966LMAO
>>214570764why is her chest gray
Lauren is running that Lucky Charms box.
>>214570983it's dirt. she was filming a western
>>214570764is she wearing someone elses face
OH MY GOD SHE CAME OUT OF THE DR AND LAUREN WAS IN THE KITCHEN EATING LUCKY CHARMS WITH VINCE
>>214571088Vince. You have fun with Lauren but not with me.
>>214571107you always play pool with lauren. why don't we play pool, vince?
oh god yes if morgan gets evicted thursday she will miss her bday by 3 days please let it happen
Morgan just reminded us that her birthday is on Sunday.
PICKLE ROLL UP TIME LETS GO
Happy Birthday, Keanu's sister
>>214571150I need this so bad
>>214570375WHAT??? Vince has been with lauren nonstop!!!
>>214571155how weird she reminded us yesterday tooshe's probably one of those "it's my birthday week!" kinda women who expect to be spoiled all week instead of one day
If Morgan is in the house for her 34th birthday, I want production to troll her with 3 and 4 candles for her birthday cake.
rachels face cake is still in the fridgekek
>>214570619Zach became cringe
Keanu's dog's name is Amy Lee Winehouse McLicking Steinberg Soto
>>214571224anyone remember those gag gifts for old people? i specifically remember a cane with an extended mirror on the bottom, with a tag that said DIRTY OLD MAN or something like thatanyway, bb should get morgan some old lady gifts like knee high stockings or those weird mints
>>214571178FUCK YEAH
>>214571224it should be an m&m cookie cake
>>214571289are his parents retarded?https://youtu.be/Agpnt5V8nZo
>>214571315take me back to when i could tolerate david cross
>>214571289>Steinberg
all ava thinks about is what people are saying about them online
>>214571414She dictates her choices and opinions based on a consensus filter
I hope Ava knows what I'm saying about her online. (IM TALKING ABOUT HOW I BELIEVE SHE HAS A HOLE FOR ME)
nothing like day old overcooked steak in the microwave
>>214571525The same steaks they were saying looked and smelled nasty the other day?
>>214571482If there's one thing in the world I want Ava Pearl to know, it's that if I see her I will talk down to her, and it's because of how she dresses.
Interesting, Julie is there and talks to them for the mock vote of the live show dress rehearsal. I had assumed there was a stand-in for the mock vote.
>>214571614Julie shows up one day a week, might as well rehearse with her
>>214571614who said that?
i wonder how drawfag is doing
>>214571680Morgan said she joked with Julie during the mock vote about how rattled she was on the block the previous week when Julie did a fakeout in announcing Rylie's eviction.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qFTBqS9uXg
>>214571745why is it titled morgan zing? what a disappointment
>>214571745
>>214571745that was a pretty good vince zing
Ava says she was not wowed by Jag. She likes people like Angela last year and Rockstar in BB20.
>>214571745Good ZING until you remember he's a nepobaby
>>214571745its weird zingbot is so close to them
Based Keanu>They had a lot of good people [in BB23], actually. Because of the Cookout, a lot of 'em left early because they were in the final six. So, a lot of the good personalities from that season left pretty early.
>>214571794i liked rockstar. i remember a cameraman got busted zooming in on her big ole booty in the kitchen when she was in her punishment costume
button fag is aggro tonight
>>214571735based tombo was defending being a gay christtwink after some other gay dude from The Challenge went all "I prayed to Jesus and he cured my gay"
>>214571841he wants to be white so bad
>>214571794does ava just have a MILF fetish? all her favorites are old (actual) hags and she talked about wanting to fuck rachel
>>214571841for me? it's lil slop
>>214571981christian and alyssa gotta be the fakest showmance ever
THANK GOD SCHIZO M&M TIME TO LIVEN UP THE FEEDS
>>214572041
morgo is talking to the m&ms now
>>214572071She has been all week. They were the ones who told her to use the veto.
>>214572071>>214572078i'm scared...
>>214572110>i never meant to ruin your game, vince. it was the m&ms. they... made me use the veto. they made me...
did the dr tell morgan to make ep content
I miss ropes
>>214572146i think soshe's been talking to cams a lot. either that or it's her ~streamer~ instinct
oh god morgan lauren talk
morgo is going to try to catch lauren to chatthe fakeness is going to be off the charts
this lauren morgan talk will either make morgan push for the lauren eviction or not
>>214572192morgo WILL push for her eviction regardlessthis talk will only give her more ammo to shoot at vince later
>>214572192no matter what lauren says morgan will spin it into an argument in her own mind of why she has to go
im sure lauren will say a bunch of substantial things in this convo
>>214572203>>214572211probably right. i was just trying to be hopeful for lauren
>>214572164or the last few days have made her fully lose what little remaining grip on reality she had
>>214572222<3 keep hope alive and check the digits
>>214572220Um... I... I don't know
lauren will never be able to get out what she wants to say cause morgan will keep interrupting her to talk about herselfthis is why lauren works with vince. he just waits for as long as it takes for her to formulate a thought and once she gets it out its usually actually a decent take
>>214571841for me its champagne
was morgan even that close to vince during the ropes hoh?
>>214572359don't remember off the top of my head. feels like months ago
>>214572351morgan has been a pretty good listener so far. part of the problem is that lauren doesnt finish all of her thoughts tho
>>214572382lol she has interrupted her 3 times already to talk about herself
i dont think theyre going to talk much about this week. just rehash old evictions
>>214572359Yeah, she was. It was Zach-Morgan-Vince trio.She keeps hammering that Mickey wanted to put Vinny on the block and Morgan dissuaded from doing it.
blacks, hags and fags are still hardcore seething at Ava and seething about Rachel losing her little children's puzzle
>>214572401yeah she got worse after i hit post but its not like either of them are making any important points anyways
>>214571841i guess clairebear. was looking through my 23 folder and was drawing a blank
>>214572401It is always that one Morganfag who strives to be contrarian for some reason.
>>214572408lauren just confirmed to her keanu was going to put morgan up if she used the veto on vince
>>214572440kek ive been accused of being a fag for every hg on the season at this point
>>214570764yeah she's 40
>you will be on everyones block dead ass
cmon lauren finish that thought!
keanu straight telling vince because he didnt put lauren straight up, it is now laurens HoH cause morgan got mad he didnt do it, used the veto to force his hands and he did it
i wonder how lauren would have done in that ropes blockbuster
>>214572534er morgans hoh not lauren
>>214572534what? lauren put herself up??
>>214572534That just means that it is now Morgan's HOH. Keanu is throwing and seeing what sticks to the wall. Or Keanu knows that Vinny is absolutely pussy-whipped by two women
>>214572359Yes she flipped out at the thought of ropes putting him up. She kept saying he is where she gets all her game info from
>nobody is perfect. vince has done things that have hurt my gameLOL
>>214572426why? Rachel would have lost even with 10 extra minutes
>>214572615rachels contract was to leave on the white locust
>>214572359she with some help from keanu was why vince didn't go up and jimjam did, otherwise weasel would've been in big danger that weekmorgan has been close to vince ever since feeds were on, their trio with zach was immediately apparent.
lauren doesnt know very many words
>>2145726153:30 and she couldnt even get beyond the first outer ring.
>>214572651kek
oh fuck off morgan it was absolutely easy for youyou didnt even think twice about it. the moment you won it you were hyperfocused on lauren being the renom
>>214572668she uses chatgpt a lot
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I MADE A SELFISH DECISION THAT I FELT WAS BETTER FOR MY GAME
>>214572701she is so hilariously full of shit
>>214572701i need ava to win the double HoH and btfo of morgan
Morgan, Vince was in the wine room with Lauren having a full blown panic attack because he had convinced himself Mickey was gonna renom him.
>i know how good you are for vinces game>i know he adores you and how much he wants you herebut i forced his hand anyway cause...
>>214572765>but i forced his hand anyway cause...i hate your fucking guts because youth has passed me by and i am single and my job is to talk to lonely men online to make rent
literally if lauren had voted to keep morgan she would still be doing everything she can to get lauren out anyway
>>214572701Morgan has ALWAYS put others above her even when its not in her best interests
kek at morgo making sure lauren knows she is vinnys 2nd favorite person in the house
kek morgan is fed up with this convo already
>talking about kelley inserting herself into convo>vince: so im arguing with morgan and lauren comes in to ask to talk>keanu: wait , you were arguing with morgan today? why!?>vince: yeah, cause she doesnt understand my point of view>feeds cut
LOLO>everyone knows we have been connected since week 1 and im obviously his #1
>either Keanu, Kelley, or Lauren are being evicted this week>either Keanu, Kelley, Lauren, Vince, or Morgan are being evicted next week>Ashley and Ava guaranteed final 5, one of them in final 4One of them is pretty much guaranteed final 2 at this point
>>214573023you mean this thursday, its a double
the only thing morgan will take away from this convo is that lauren was advocating for kelley so lauren gotta go
>>214573041Yes
Kingeau vs Angel otb, morgo targeting lauren, who goes home?
>>214573093probably keanu
>>214573093vinny breaks the tie, saves lauren
Ava just wants to go to sleep. She says she can't take this house anymore.
>>214573093It depends on which Morgon we see right before votes are cast. Any of her personalities have a stranglehold grip on the house.
>>214573070definitely
come on, I need my stinky Ava pussy cam
>>214573125
>>214573117if she goes rogue and can pull ashley to vote lauren out she still won't have votes. she knows this and won't try it.kelley vs lauren is the one to watch because she knows keanu will vote lauren out, and with her and ashley it's done. that's too tempting for her to resist and vince will just have to deal.
kek>lauren: he wouldnt do that cause he knows how much its for me to be here, it means everything>morgan:grunt. lip and finger biteshe wants to pop off so bad
>>214573162Ye your second point nobody can argue with and that's exactly why i think grod's gonna rig it for keanu. 2 for 1 save the lovable comp beast afp and force this storyline to a spectacular climax
>VINCE SHE SPENT SO MUCH TIME TALKING TO ME SAYING NOTHING THAT I DIDNT GET ENOUGH TIME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU TODAY
>>214573219based grod i want to see it. lauren's sweet but it would be too kino
>>214573215She's a fucking retard if she believes Vince wouldn't vote he out when he already put her on the block and betrayed her like three times before already
>>214573215
>>214573250are you telling yourself vince will keep kelley or keanu over lauren?
>>214573262i live for the bitchy expressions she can't hide
>>214573219the morgan vince lauren triangle is a way more compelling story than the guy who wins 2 min carnival comps
im having a hard time understanding laurens pitch here
>>214573148
>>214573271Just a couple of days ago anons here were saying Vince would never put Lauren on the block and yet Morgan convinced him to do it. He'll just do whatever Morgan tells him to do and if that's voting off Lauren thats what he'll do no matter how much bitching and moaning he does
>>214573289True but it's done reached its full potential especially with one week left, where "can devin 2.0 actually pull it off" becomes a bit more intriguing no matter what.
>>214573302its less of a pitch and more of trying to come to and understanding of how they got here
>>214573323of course he can if he gets to keep playing carnival games just like the amazing best winner ever jag bains was able to do. exciting stuff anon
>>214573362no one is taking Keanu to f2
>>214573362You're being obtuse for no reason
>>214573366jag took himself to F2
>>214573373We respect Jag here
>>214573362well strap on because the Mastermind texted me and said Grodner is gonna take the three nominees and blockbuster all the way down to final four
>>214573393right but the overwhelming majority of the fanbase do not like comp beasts winning out so why would grodner want to rig it for that exact scenario. lets not get sidetracked on favorites and stick the the topic
>>214573372
>>214573414That would have been closer to if she rigged it for Cam, yet given the elaborate physical comps they had in place for 25 it wasn't something they could just switch up last second. HUGE reason why Jag beasting it out against grannies wasn't as compelling as it should've been.27 is still loaded with people who've proven to be experts at these dave n busters games, lauren, morgan, vince, etc.
>>214573289yeah but it has to end with morgan completely betraying vince by evicting lauren.
>>214573394based?
>>214573465there were no more elaborate physical comps last season than there has been in other seasons. that argument is absurd
>>214573449haha i get it
>>214573414>overwhelming majorityVocal twitter fanbase =/= overwhelming majorityAn unpopular player comping out just to create more drama is great tv.
>>214573490I stopped watching 26 after Tucker left so idk. The late game comps here are definitely less physical than 25's endgame tho
>>214573490>>214573511er on jags season
>>214573500
>>214573509lol and grodner never listens to the vocal fanbase. are you listening to yourself right now? she literally rigged an entire season for a black girl because of the vocal twitter fanbase
>>214573523My memory's hazy but we'll disagree to agree b
So, Morgan just has these long meandering conversations with anyone huh?
>>214573577people were just mad because survivor legend and the mama dud made it as far as they did and then they couldnt win a comp against 2 young dudes half their age they cried the comps were inequitable when they were just comps like every other season except two 50+ year olds are in final 5
>>214573627they should've gave them a seasoning comp at final 5
>>214573545That's not her listening to the vocal twitter users. That's her listening to the fact that blacks are one of the biggest demographics and having black winners would increase viewership.
>>214573593it’s part of her psychotic gaslighting. She also loves to hear herself talk
>>214573677ok rig for ashley incoming thenbottom line is there should be rigging for nobody but you guys are advocating for it because it someone you like in keanu. if it were anyone else you would be apalled>>214573670kek
>>214573627I kinda remember more than two slip and slide comps all post izzy-flip. Regardless, it's generally easier to win any comp against women, the elderly, and black people, let alone a combination of the three. This is the strongest comp cast we've had since 22 or 21 if that don't count. Especially late game Rylies the only comp beast missing.
>>214573627>bb25>"we need equitable comps, we don't want to see comp beasts winning their way to the end">bb26>"finally we get equitable comps, we love seeing female comp beasts winning their way to the end, slay queens">bb27>"equitable and inequitable comps are problematic and sexist, we need to get rid of comps altogether because Rachel would still be here, BB is a social game and nothing else"
>>214573712That would be based although I never advocated towards rigging it for anyone, just stated the fact that if they wanted to they'd have so many reasons to go for Keanu
>>214573712Nobody was asking for a rig towards Keanu you schizo.
>>214573745nailed it>>214573768>>214573770k
>>214573798you got sidetracked sister >>214573219
>>214571239
>>214573811i did? all i was saying is that rigging a season for a guy who wins comps is not a very compelling story but you keep doing you
Keanubros... we lowkey been irrelevant
>>214573849Saying *I think* she's gonna rig it for Keanu for *2 obvious storylines that the whole fanbase is glued to* is different than saying she should.
>>214573877and i replied with "k" and you still want to argue about it
>>214573894k
God I wish Lauren wasn't SO FUCKING BORING you've needed to have a real talk with Morgan for days now and even when you're forced to it's this complete non-conversation.
>>214573822
I'm going to be honest... Out of the 3 people on the block... I hope Lauren leaves. I think Kelley sitting in the F2 chairs would assblast the normies more than Lauren being there.
>>214573919have they talk about anything of substance? I just tuned in and they're talking about comps...
Whoever casted Lauren needs to be fired. Even Zaesty had more of an onscreen presence and more memorable moments than Lauren has had all season.
>>214573983the "cute" girl is more often than not a dud, this is just a constant
>>214573979>Lauren>substancebut anyway no
bros I just saw the long walk and it was kino. what’s the gist of this lauren and morgo convo?
>>214574087>Vince in my number one>No Vince is my number one, you're a close second.Somehow they both belive they're Vince's number one and don't question that Vince is stringing them both along.
>>214574128they need to turn on him
>>214574087read it when i was a kid, why would anyone want to sit through a movie version?
>>214574171why not? it’s a good story.
>>214573929LOOK AT ME VINCE
>>214574171I have a gif of her masturbating on my hardrive buried in the forest
NUGGIE TIME INCOMING LATER
>>214574286where you found the beer?
lauren feels icky
yikes. vince telling ashley he wants to talk to her and morgan together to get on the same page of what they are doing if kelley wins the bbi thought it was no question and he isnt letting lauren get evicted on his hoh
>>214574418>i thought it was no question and he isnt letting lauren get evicted on his hohJust like it was no question that he wouldn't put Lauren on the block? If there's one thing you can count on Vinny doing it's betraying his allies. Funny thing is Morgan thinks he wouldn't do it to her but he will.
>>214574349BASED
kek morgan acting like she did some master misting on a retard
>>214574421I thought Lauren was hugging her for a second
we need a block buddies nuggie date
here comes the lauren gotta go cause she is too close to kelley push
>im not going back on what i said but heres the thing>lauren is the glue to both of those girls
LAUREN IS THE GLUE
>>214574421THEM ???
lmao this is so predictable and so funny
ashley eviscerating keanu
yeah good plan morgan. keep keanu so he can evict you right after lauren
>>214574643SHE GOTTA GO
the new skate sucks
lauren needs to spend as little time as possible with kelley for the next 24 hours and be up morgan and vinnys collective assholes
>>214574726won't make a difference
NUGGIE TIME INCOMING
that was weird. i dont remember anyone ever cam talking to the cams behind the mirrors like kelley just did and they immediately cut away
>>214574777hope theres a floor nugget
the houseguests can’t know that I play apex legends
>>214574831How does that game contribute to being a good bb player?
AHHHH PICKLE WRAP TIME
cookin with lauren cookin with lauren
>ladies and gentlemen>boys and girls>it's rollup timenuggies have yet to be found but kelly and now keanu are looking
>>214574874ah, to be young and beautiful
ITS ROLL UP TIME
based kelley
i have a hard time picturing lauren buying the ingredients to make her rollups at home
>ashley: adios keanu. bye bye, see ya. *blows kiss*
>>214574933lunch meat, pickles, and mayo?thats run to the store in your pjs stuff
Cam talk, Ashley saying she can't stand Keanu and will vote him out no matter what on Thursday
what did Keanu do to cause Ashley say she wants to vote him out now?
>>214574933amazon grocery, she'll make millions with her asmr channel
>>214574954picking morgan over her for vetoseemed to genuinely ruffle her feathers kek
>>214574951yeah i dont see her doing it. this is something she is doing in bb house cause its there and she has nobody else making food for her or being able to order it
>>214574965she seems genuinely super annoyed all of a sudden right now though
ava tooted
lauren has covids
they’re all getting sick
>>214575009vax status?
>>214575019I can’t believe they both lasted this long. Fucking crazy kek.
>>214575009>show has the finale but they have to isolate in the bb house for another week>feeds stay on
>>214575028based ai arena
>>214575019god keanu FOUR hotdogs??
I hope Ava wins this season so that twitterfags can seethe for years every time they remember this season.
kek keanu freaked out by lauren and morgan talking for an hourshes on the block thats what you do you have convos
>>214575057i've come around to her a bitcan safely say i wouldn't mind any of them winning
cuddling lauren until she feels better
>>214575083In a vacuum I'd want Keanu to win the most, and Kelley/Lauren next. Ava winning would spawn some insane seething from twitter. I'd be happy with anyone other than Ashley.
That view on cam 2 a couple minutes ago from behind the mirror was kino but I missed it
>>214574831They probably think she's just as jobless as Vince.
is ashley holding a condom?
>vince touched me this week so im not going to forget thatOH NO NO
>>214575170yeah lol
>>214575188what the fuck vince stop touching lauren
>lauren: fuck, ashley was baiting me
Lauren doesn’t like being icky
>>214575188
that’s personal game information
wtf how did he become hot
>>214575229
>>214575258the manson lamp stair
>>214575258chinese face filters, you hate to see itThis real motherfucker sure is fake
lmao that long into the convo lauren went to check if anyone was in the bathroom even after they both went in there after this convo started
yer my fuckin girl
>>214575258he finally came out of hiding? what about kat?
vinny telling lauren that morgans gotta go
MORGAN'S GOTTA GO... to my bed
they still think chelsie never went on his or her block
CHELSIE WAS ON THE FUCKING BLOCK
TWITTER IS SAYING CHELSIE WAS A MASTERMIND AND WOULD RUN THIS HOUSE
>you should have told me what they wanted to hearkek
>>214575319
>>214575385kat looks uglier in photos
>>214575258rytards we are backhttps://streamable.com/txqkbu
>>214575385her hairdresser is a tranny?
>>214575401BRING OUT THEM BULLS
>>214575373ashley and morgan would have exposed her week 6
>>214575401holy shit kek wtf is this
lol lauren coaching vinny how to navigate a conversation
kek now vinny asking lauren for advice on how to talk to ava and make her respect him
>>214575413probably, she said she's liberal as fuck and isn't racist,she just didn't like Ashley and she hooked up with cam and Cedric
>>214575401SOVL
>vince: sure maybe it still ends up in your favoryikesdont you mean no matter what happens it ends up with you staying?
morgon was listening at the door
Morgan checking with her hubby
vinny wants pasa at 1130 pm
jerry jyler jaylorson
ava is still waiting>dont keep the girl waiting
ava said vince’s snacks are bunk
>>214575581
Morgan leaving next is the only way I'll be happy
>>214575752>morgan reluctantly helps keep lauren>lauren wins double hoh>send morgan packing
ava v the lip is always kino
>>214575784pray tell
>>214573148>>214573125i just know her ass and puss are an absolutely jungle that matches her pitsrvnvj
>>214575771Iiiyllll be heartbreaking if Kkkeanu wins because he'll waste his HoH getting out Lauren and will leave the hags in thhhhheb best position
charcuterie mentioned
>>214575028need an updated version of thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Hu4oG1qk7k
>>214575417Mickey would've fucking broken Chelsie to her core
>>214575807lets just call a spade a spade
>>214575903fwankly, gettin down to brass tacks here
how is ava so completely oblivious to how the way she eats
Ava has an extraordinary lack of hygiene
>>214576055The hairy hippie? No way
>>214575948at the end of the day it is what it is
She is gonna survive.
new thread>>214576154>>214576154>>214576154
>>214575581his name is my name too