Sleepy EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214615610
>>214632637Seriously where the fuck do I get one of these mugs
>>214632656That’s not a mug, it’s an image. You can’t fool me.
star trek pon farr with dr selar
>tfw didn't post in /trek/ in like 3 years>come back>now im the make new slave
star trek sex with shran
>>2146326564imprint. 4 certain.
hello is anyone else waiting for nacelle's first wave of star trek figures to shiplately I've been painting head prints and want to army build a trek crew
>>214632802welcome backdo not reply to bad faith shitflingers
>>214632874yes, I am>>214632802we appreciate you
>>214632989I'm excited for ghostfucker Bev and naval uniform versions of the TNG crewfocusing on so many side characters out of the gate seems risky but word around the camp fire is that nacelle's owner is rich and crazy and the toy company is just a side hustle for himthe only physical product photos are from a con in 2024
>>214633090>naval uniform versions of the TNG crewanyone else hate this sort of thing
>>214633090he sounds based. I'm so happy to be getting a figure of my favorite character
>>214633122they'll look cool as hell together>>214633141he's picking up playmate's crown from the gutter with a line that promises we'll get figures of everyonethe beautiful and perfect dr. selar has never gotten a figure, and ro laren's have all been horrifyingone fears to hopebutthere ispotential
I find it very funny that DS9 blatantly shows that Sisko is inferior to Picard as he resorts to physical violence immediately and Q sees him as unworthy of attention, helping to give humans a bad name, and this therefore also shows the prophets are vastly inferior to the Q, as they couldn't even conceive of linear time at the beginning while the Q completely integrate it even while being outside of it.
>>214632637i love these little green guys, what are they called
>>214633292>they'll look cool as hell togetherperhaps, but they appear in one sequence in one of the moviesout of that context it's just a character in a navy costume
>>214632637I just love trekpu. he's so wholesome, relatable and he's into asmr, like me.
>>214633369>inferior >bullies a god into fucking offI don’t think you know what that word means
NAHcelle or NAYcelle?
>>214633593latter
>>214633686No, I'm asking how to say nacelle.
>>214633369he doesn't "resort to physical violence" Q literally put him in a boxing ring vs himself you dumb faggot
>>214633369>>214633561At least VOY waited until they needed the ratings juice to go to the well of Q.
>>214633768I watched it not long ago and didn’t understand the point of it. Vash is a stupid character and Q simping for her on DS9 of all places felt forced and unnecessary. Presumably it was to draw viewers and connect the show with TNG but it was dumb and I didn’t care for it other than Quark being a kino auctioneer
>>214633768and that episode felt like it was more about Vash anyway. weird and shitty episode desu
>>214633700yep
>>214633813>>214633822I think just like having Picard and the Enterprise in the pilot, they weren’t sure if people would accept the new setting and needed TNG stuff to draw in viewers.
>"What are you gonna do, punch me?" - quote from deity punched
>>214633762He does, if it were Picard he would have refused and Q would have pouted and said "I'll get you next time, Gadget!". He baited Sisko and got exactly what he wanted.
>>214633593Nay, for sure. Just like it's sen-sores not sen-sirs and just like how sapient and sentient are swapped in the Trek universe.
>>214633873>>214633813They did the same thing with TNG with McCoy.
>>214633593The first one but that H can really disappear depending on accent
>>214633883boxing is a sport it isn't just "violence." Q fucked around and found out. its like if he put Sisko in a baseball diamond and got mad that he swung at a pitch and hit a homerun.>nooooo you weren't supposed to actually hit it! humans are so BARBARIC. PICARD would never!absolutely retarded.
>>214633993>the entire setup for Q in every previous episode he appeared in was baiting people into indulging in their base instincts and the crew managing to outwit his trickery>B-BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT THIS TIME BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A SQUARE SURROUNDED BY ROPESbro, honestly, come on now
>>214633993*Peecard
>>214634054it doesn't count because he put him and Sisko in the situation where they are playing a sport and Sisko simply played along and then Q started bleeding out the ass whining because that's not how he wanted it to go. Sisko called his bluff. he didn't give in to "base instincts."
Remember that time Picard outwitted Q by praying to him for help against the Borg?
Q should have tried fucking with Kira. then you'd see some real shit.
Did anyone else here get straight chills when Pike And Kirk had the discussion about the responsibility of command? I think Pike might be my favorite Captain desu senpai.
I can't even fathom the type of person who would get chills watching nutrek. Maybe a small child or something idk
Q should've returned, but as a bajoran for a day due to trying to screw with the prophets or some suchhe could kvetch about injustices to his people, pester kira to teach him how to be a good terrorist, and demand reparations from quark. have him show up in the middle of a sermon with a hasperat in one hand and a jumja stick in the other, chewing loudly with his mouth open
>>214634148>it doesn't count because they were placed in a situationThat's what I've been saying, he does that in every episode and Picard won without violence.
>>214634296I cried butterfly tears and shidded and farded and coomed my pants
>>21463432660+ year olds with lead poisoning
>>214632656I've been looking around you can get a mug with that imprinted pretty cheap, however if you want the actual mugs at quarks your looking at around $400 if you can even get it, they are extremely rare
>>214634338>Picard won without violence.like the robin hood episode where they definitely did not violently storm the castle
>>214634337I would like to see him try to bother Weyoun and trigger him into an existential crisis about what an actual "God" is
>>214634456Q larps as Dagoth Ur for a day?
Who was the worst actor on TNG?
>Love O'brien must suffer episodes>Really dislike the Riker must suffer episodeIdk what it is, it's like he's trying way too hard and it makes it uncnteresting
>>214635718Spot, couldn't even stay the same species between seasons!
>>214635872True
>>214635718Wesley and it's not even close
>>214636473Wesley is a character not an actor.
>>214635718I watched "The Enemy" on Wednesday and LeVar Burton's acting was very very bad.
>>214636530Shut up Wesley
>>214636554Ayo, where the hologram women at?
>>214635812I think because O'Brien is such a humble everyman and hes always so stoic when it's time to suffer, where as Riker is cocky and in charge so when he suffers you really don't mind beige needs to be brought down a peg
>>214633369I love Vash.
>>214632656How do refill limits save money in a world with superabundant replicated ingredients? Surely what you're paying for is Quark's cooking and mixing skills, not the actual amount of food and drink. So if he's already gone to the trouble of mixing a batch of something, why wouldn't he build customer loyalty by allowing everyone unlimited refills until it's all gone?Come to think of it, Ferengi greed in general makes no sense in the replicator/transporter age. You won't turn a profit by thinking like a robber baron. You would just end up like all the bands who tried to fight file sharing, completely missing the opportunity to exploit it as free advertising for merch and concert tickets.
>>214637669We see quark getting actual ingredients and non replicated drinks constantly in ds9, if you just want a replicated meal you go to the replimat, if you want better you go to quarks, quarks is fun
>>214637712There's a 'sode in season one. When Obrien wouldn't fix Quark's replicator. And his replicator was making bad food. And one of his customers was complaining about his soup. And he grabs Quark and force feeds him the soup. To show him how bad it is. And Odo smirks. And the guy just bullies Quark, keeps feeding him spoonful after spoonful. Until Odo stops him. And after, Quark uses stolen access codes to break into the deck where the command staff live. And uses one of their replicators to make food for his bar. Everybody goes to Quarks to perv on Dabo girls.
>>214638002Yes there is, their is also a ton of episodes of quark getting and serving real drinks not replicated and of course the ever present yamok sauce issue, not to mention when quark says some juice is being squeezed but he can just do replicated instead but Bashir says they will wait for the real thing, he has real food and replicated
Ok I'm not struggling with EnT anymore, for now, Archer is such a ridiculous goofy kid it's kinda charming, weird choice but at least he has his own style, even it's it's the short bus style
>>214639038
who else got hungry at this scene? watching right now
very hunger inducing scene.
>>214639038Agreed. Archer is a fun captain.
>>214639038You'll hate him when you get to Cogenitor
>>214639170
>>214639113>>214639124Hot.
>>214639178>calls Trip a piece of shit fucking retarded murdering idiot because he taught a slave to read>goes on to violate proto-prime directive principles himself like 10 times during the rest of the seriesArcher sucks and is an asshole to his crew.
>>214639201that's his loose cannon wild card Human spirit.and that's what makes us Human, DAMNIT.
>>214639213Nah he's an incompetent moron and Enterprise sucks>polarize the hull platingGive me a fucking break, borderline Nu Trek tier show. You're lucky that I consider you Star Trek at all, ENT.
>>214639213he literally sided with alien sex slavers over Trip expressing actually humanity
>>214639170Yea I know but it's been so long I barely remember ENT only the major plot points and some scenes like I'm on s01e08 right now and it's just charming in a down syndrome sort of way it's nice I don't remember the details or even the resolution of most of these eps at all
>>214639113>>214639124I know that they were trying to make the food look disgusting but I honestly look at a lot of this and think it looks like it would be full of flavor. Klingon food probably is likely the most nutritious and tastiest in all of Star Trek.
>>214639316Because they eat worms I imagine it all tasting like dirt. I mean like how eating an earthworm tastes. They're full of literal dirt.
why does this picture resonate with me so much
>>214639336They are blood worms anon, they are not full of dirt they are full of...(Please fill in the answer here)
>>214639367it's just how I imagine their food tasting.
>>214639401You're imagining wrong imagine better
If you deep fry a worm and serve it with Ranch dressing Americans will eat it.
>>214639433Yes, Founder
>>214632637I say 4chan bans trek due to it being blatant propaganda.
>>214639113I like that scene when he makes scrambled eggs for his little dinner party. And how that scene isn't even connected to the plot. I don't think. It's just a nice slice-of-life vignette. He likes to eat
>>214635812I think Colm is a better actor
>>214639550I just noticed he's basically using a childrens fork.
>>214639541
>>214639583It's a futuristic fork
>>214639640no u
>>214639573Colm is at his best when he's doing dark stuff. He suffers when he's trying to do comedy, although he's great at being the straight man in those situations.
I love my Tall Red haired prominent front teeth wife who dresses up as clown for me for fun and I'm the only aperture of non-dual awareness. Star Trek Episode for this feeling?
>>214639663
>>214639550Some of my favourite parts of TNG are the casual, chill slice-of-life scenes, seeing what everyone gets up to outside of work. It makes the already hyper-comfy vibe and tone of TNG even more comfy. And also seeing what their hobbies are, e.g., Riker likes cooking, Picard likes horse-riding and classical literature, Bev likes growing plants and dancing, Troi likes chocolate sundaes, yoga and riding ensign cock, Data likes painting, etc.
>>214639740O'Brien hobby is trying to drown himself in the holodeck trying to kayak.
>>214639250>tfw you need a lil glass of milk after pounding out the fifth barely legal ensign of the week
>>214639663I have never seen the trekpu img before
>>214639768I don't blame him, with a wife like Keiko
>>214639787Come to think of it I believe he only took up that hobby in the show after he married her?
>>214632637The officers' private quarters are SO cozy and aesthetic in TNG, I love it
>>214639201>>214639232I think Enterprise is much closer to being great than most on /trek/ give it credit for. You guys have to remember they're under a century removed from literal Mad Max rules, drug soldiers, and kangaroo courts with a massive decline in literacy and intelligence in general. Add to that the first warp 5 ship and it makes sense that Archer is a half deranged fuckup.
>>214631510Oh, but I am. Yours is a pretty pathetic cope for being outed as a literal schizo.
>>214632637Can wait to watch Academy!
>>214639769>implying its only the fifth
>>214639250Every non-uniform outfit in TNG looks so comfy.
>>214639823I would have liked a Trek show to really go with this idea and commit to it, like have a captain be a barely restrained/reformed asshole warlord/soldier who thinks all these new laws and morals are weird. We've had 60 years of morally upstanding paragons (well, with some specific momentary exceptions....), let's try something radically different, even just once.
>>214639823Yeah that's because they fucked up the timeline and greatly condensed the time from WW3 to TOSIt was either First Contact or Voyager, I forget who did it. I know they go to LA in the 90s in VOY when WW3 is meant to be happening according to past lore and it's just not happening at all.
>>214633768TNG started right off resorting to the Q. What does that tell you?
>>214639823none of that stuff factors in to why Ent is weak. Also Archer is unqualified and a nepobaby and only has the job because their first pick was a psycho. the way he got command was totally cartoonish and totally unrealistic. it's fine to still enjoy it for what it is but trying to make excuses for it just makes you sound retarded.
>>214639861DS9 did it first, I believe, with that incredibly cringy and forced two-parter of Sisko and Bashir very subtly commenting on homelessness and wealth inequality in the 90s US for 80 minutes
>>214639884>nepobabyhe's space jesus, so kind of
>>214639861wasnt WW3 is Voy just a holodeck episode?
>>214635872>>214635903There will be no dissing of Spot, or her based iguana form!
https://vocaroo.com/1eTPLntu4F3A
>>214639861>>214639909DS9 showed the 90s as being normal first, it's true.But it was First Contact that actually shifted the timeline and said that WW3 happened from World War III happens from 2026 to 2053 and then First Contact with the Vulcans was in 2063...which is kind of fucking retarded if you think about it. 10 fucking years to recovery from a war that killed 600 million and we suddenly have warp drive and the Vulcans are just like, "Yes, they're ready!"
>>214639956>got mah bottle of kanar and mah ketracel white>NOTHING WRONG ON A SATURDAY NIGHTthis part got me
>>214640025it clearly was not recovered, they were scientists out in the hills trying to get the fuck off earth in a missile
>>214640025>Riker did a brainwashed nonbinary sex episode. >Riker had a butt baby episode.anon would you kindly please stop watching this propaganda. Do i need to say im sorry to you or something? FOr fuck sakes....
>>214639778yeh there's too many trekpus
>picard makes a big deal out of defending cardies and even throws his own comrade to the wolves over it, in favour of the cardies>the next decade would see countless cardie atrocities, war crimes and them repeatedly trying to conquer/destroy the alpha quadrant alongside the dominionBig fucking Picard L here, Maxwell was 100% right and the cardies fucking deserved itPicard honestly just comes off as a fucking weak-willed appeaser so much in TNG when you consider what so many of the Fed's enemies would do right after TNG. Bro is basically the Neville Chamberlain of the 2380s.
>>214639933No!
>>2146398611990's was the Eugenics Wars which preluded WW3. They tried to retcon into a "shadow war" of assassinations and global events caused by these supermen which is why when they depict it isn't an actual war. It caught flack for specifying actual environmental disasters which killed people as one of them. Doesn't matter as Khan would have also been on the go in the 1980's which is setting for The Voyage Home and yet no one's talking about some Spanish accented Indian superman ruling over a large portion of Asia in 1980's America. Instead they bring up the Cold War and the paranoia at the time.>>214639909DS9 was in the 2020's with the portions of cities being turned into homeless dumping grounds with awful conditions hidden from the outside world.>>214640079Cochrane wanted to make money with this technology according to the movie.
>>214640407If genocide were a competition, who wins out of Sisko, Janeway and Dukat?
>>214640407Back when Sisko was naive enough think he could reason with the Maqueers.
>>214640051https://vocaroo.com/1iWaxxhBRopB apparently I can hit that sweet spot between Peter Murphy and Andrew Eldritch, OR I can have it properly pronounce "promenade"With this revision I have made my choices
>>214640407>Ben, you jive ass biscuit headed motha fucka, why you takin' up for the man? Starfleet this, uniform that. Uncle Tom ass nigga!>Oh Capn' Picard says "Dance, commander" and you just say, "Yessss, massah Picard, sir! Kill my wife again, massah Picard sir!"I thought Cal was a bit out of line here.All jokes aside, Ben's obsession with Eddington makes a lot more sense when you realize Eddington's story was meant to be a continuation of Cal's, they just didn't bring him back for whatever reason.
>>214640407>Dear DoctorOh god, what a morally bankrupt episode:>Hurr hurr as a scientists I think it's wrong to help this people continue existing because this other group they're marginalizing is showing signs they'll be just as smart many generations down the road if the other guys were all dead>As a scientist I believe it is morally correct to deny them a cure I created because nature should not be disrupted>I am basing this purely off my own personal beliefs that for some reason my captain agrees withThen stay the fuck on your own planet and never leave it. Fuck off with this stupid "We're playing god" bullshit when you're doing it everyday as a doctor fighting diseases with artificially made stuff. Stop being a doctor and go live off the land in the woods.
>>214640609AND I AM JAVERT!Do you think Eddington ever saw the musical?
>>214640620This EXACT dilemma was done very early in TNG with the drug-addict and supplier planets, but at least there it made sense to have the moralfag Beverly urging they intervene and the hard-ass legalist Picard refusing. It makes sense for the borderline-civilian, soft-hearted doctor to want to help, and the cold, military man Picard to refuse.
>>214639990Why did they make Riker look like Jimmy Fallon?
I haven't seen any of the Picard series (and never will) but I'm curious - do they reference any of the more obscure, niche episodes? Or is it just the more well-known and famous ones, e.g., borg episodes, Q episodes? From what I saw of the trailers and discussions it seemed mostly like that.
>>214640599ok yeah that part is way better in this one lmao
>>214640763they reference Gary Seven of all things
>>214640700The ending of that episode was so fucking satisfying.>okay, we promise not to interfere>oh thank fuck>on either side, no induction coils, and no transport back to your planet>OH FUCK
>>214632637The living quarters on TNG were some of the comfiest places in all television desu, and the Enterprise as whole, to a lesser extent.
>>214640700But Picard's "refusal because of the Prime Directive" actually did help the other guys out cause they would get over the withdrawal since helping fix the other guys' ship would have violated the directive. Archer wasn't sure he did the right thing because he condemned people to die a slow death when he could have helped but instead listened to some idiot with some "hurr durr nature, man" bullshit. Yeah going down and dumping a ton of information on them and leaving is bad because you don't know what will happen, but condemning people to die is just crazy, especially for Flox's reasons. He has no idea how things will unfold if those other guys were given a chance to evolve further. He doesn't know they might become one of the most war-like people and cause tremendous suffering for the galaxy. He doesn't know that saving the more advanced guys might help them do better for the other guys since their society isn't so focused on saving their OWN lives now. Perhaps they recognize their capabilities and start to incorporate them into society more which will actually allowing their abilities to flourish. He just assumed the absolute worst of these and condemned them.
>>214641109In the commentary track for Cause and Effect, Seth McFarlane (yes really) comments exactly on this, saying that TNG got it right when so many other sci-fi did not, in that they made these massive, expensive ships actually comfortable and aesthetically pleasing and welcoming, which makes sense if they're on year-long voyages, so morale is higher and people don't become depressed or negative.
>>214641109That was the whole point. It was a giant dick wave to the Alpha Quadrant the Federation is so great their best ship is also a top of the line cruise ship. That's why the Borg were a wakeup call to the Federation and they starter to put more focus on combat over comfort.
>>214641219OK Ron
>>214641158>PIcard helpedYeah, after putting them through Hell. And he never checked up on them.
>>214641325Wasn't this that one Rick & Morty episode? What does this have to do with Star Trek
>>214639550Thed vignettes like this and poker are some of my favorite parts of the series for some reason. I think they could have done with more slice-of-life interactions between the crew when shit wasn't going awry.
>>214641361Oh, you're so edgy. I'll bet your live-in tranny "girlfriend' simply fawns over you when you're like this. Now stop being so smug and dismissive. Lower Decks is Trek, whether you like it or not.
>>214641325God look at this terrible fucking artYuck
>>214641476
>>214641325Wtf is this shit? Try and keep your posts related to trek
>>214641325>Yeah, after putting them through Hell. And he never checked up on them.Not his job. Second Contact is for other vessels.
>>214640821>>214640763Not only do they reference Gary Seven, it's a large part of the plot
>>214641759Does Starfleet normally wait 20 years to make second contact? Because that seems like a travesty.
>>214635903Why did spot turn into an iguana? Lizards aren't a lower branch on a mammals' evolutionary tree they are a completely separate path
>>214642252Limited SFX budget.
>>214632874Post the full collection.
>>214632637are officers ok with lower ranked crewmembers using them for sex inside holodecks?
>>214641902They also made him and the Traveler and Wesley Crusher part of the same bunch of people for some reason. It was retarded.
>>214642322When Barclay got caught pumping Troi on the deck, no one got angry, they just all thought it was really sad.
>>214642508>no one got angryWhat? First, Riker got angry at tiny Riker and Troi told him to loosen up, then they discovered Troi's hologram and she got mad.But no, there was no actual discipline for it.
>>214642555They let it slide and that's how Reg was able to continue blasting holo-crewmembers on the daily. filled them to the brim he did.
>>214641109What was the point of the sonic showers? Was water so scarce that they couldn't just bathe normally?
would Commander Shran be ok with me using him for star trek sex inside holodecks?
Just finished season three of enterprise...Wat
>>214642735go on.
>>214637669if you're there you might gableinfinite free refills means you can loiter after you stop gamblingone free refill means you'll stick around to maybe gamble, maybe notit keeps the customer turnover rate flowing
>>214639258based
>>214642609>What was the point of the sonic showers?Just time efficiency. There's no other reason for them to exist.
>11 hours later
>>214642307my kid likes to stand at the bottom of shelves and scream and shake them until things fall off so everything is in boxes for now
>>214639956>got my harem from insta and biscoi dun gedit
>>214643304provide content to drive thread traffic then. jeez
>>214640599I don't understand a line here or there, but this is fun. I wish we'd see more of this and less low quality coomer jeet stuff.
>>214643662this is the timeline we chose, anon.
>>214643406VS.CO
in the pirkinning
>>214640763They mostly reference popular memberberries as you expect, but they do mention Gary 7 for some reason, probably because they wanted a Dr. Who-esque... thing
>>214643730I still dun gedit, what are insta and vs.co
>>214639550Riker's scrambled eggs looked as appetizing as Gordon Ramsay's, which is not a complement.
>>214644017Stand down.
>>214644017I'd still try them, it would be rude not to
>>214639813Imagine getting some downtime and instead of wanting to go to the holodeck, all you want to do was sit in your comfy quarters with a book and a drink while watching the stars drift by.
>>214644156Something about the gently sloped walls and the protective struts adds to the comfy.
>>214644156my claustrophobic ass would be running the in halls
>>214639956>>214640599kek this is greatwhat's the original song so I can compare
>>214644156You could right now also be watching the stars. Or clouds. Or comfily reading a classic novel. But yet, you are on /trek/. The same principle.
>>214643974places pickme thots go to perform peacocking and performative puffery
>>214644642You can't see the stars anymore unless you live in bumfuck nowhere
>>214644352no "original song," just done in the style of early 80s post punk/pregoth/new wave
>>214639956>>214640599
>>214644642I’m pooping and the window is behind me
>>214644704This, I don't think I've seen the Milky Way since I was a kid. Sometimes load up Elite Dangerous and spend a few hours in VR flying from place to place just to watch the universe slowly go by.
>>214640620i like the ep but it hardly makes sense later when he clones sim. if anything it should have been archer introducing the idea, phlox being against it, but then coming to terms with whats at stake. that would have kept his ethics in line at least.
>>214645453This is why I get nervous when I am seen by obviously religious doctors. Ones that wear hijabs or other obvious symbols. In the back of my mind I can't help think that sometimes they're going to advise me based on their own personal beliefs rather than scientific consensus.
>>214639956>>214640599First one is better but either or should be played at Terok Nor nightclub!
>>214640609>All jokes aside, Ben's obsession with Eddington makes a lot more sense when you realize Eddington's story was meant to be a continuation of Cal's, they just didn't bring him back for whatever reason.He was busy making Revenge of the Nerds IV. I am not kidding.
>>214645763Doctors are people. My dad’s gp fucked his secretary, some skinny axe faced Nachayev looking bitch, and his wife divorced him and took the kids, forcing him to sell a nice ranch and move into a shitty condo. This is in a small town where everyone knows and he’s trapped in his practice and can’t easily leave because of how the system works here. Use your own best judgement
Hey Anon. The higher... the fewer.
>>214646397I heard that, playa. Bout to toke on some of this Black Amber, you feels me?
>>214645763that's not helpful because some of most religious zealot type people don't have any symbols you'd be able to see. I hate going to the doctor but how I protect myself is I always make them explain EVERYTHING and ask a bunch of questions. and evaluate how they treat me. my doctor is somehow extremely perceptive. I was itching my forehead while I was waiting and when they finally came in one of the first things asked was "oh what's that red on your forehead?" I was like damn that's kind of impressive to not only notice such a small thing but actually ask about it.
>>214646778Don’t leave us in suspense anon. What was wrong with your forehead? Was it monkey pox?
>>214647007nothing it was just slightly red from me scratching an itch
>>214647068Did he at least test you for monkey pox? Or even offer?
>>214642609Time, no need to capture and recycle water, can be used in zero-gravity.
Wait, /tv/ doesn't like ENT? since when
What's the lineup for tonight looking like?
>>214647181How often is there zero gravity on trek?
>>214640407This is a pretty Kino lineup. One of the best we have had in a while.
>>214640216DS9 fucked up nearly everything about TNG, yes. Thank you for bringing it up. Again.
>>214640609DS9 had some really good guest actors, but this dude here just cashing a check.
>>214647478it's one or two ppl with beef, most of us appreciate it for what it is, not what we think it should be
>>214646515HA!
Why is Troi such a shitty counselor?
>>214640216Does anybody else have trouble taking Cardassian warships very seriously in DS9? They always felt like a paper tiger.Literally the first time we see them, the Phoenix is going on a one ship tear against them. It easily destroys a Cardassian warship despite the Cardassians having the prefix code to lower it's shields.When the Galor class attacked the Enterprise, it was firing all its weapons and barely putting a dent in the Galaxy class's shields. Picard calmly tried hailing them a few times while they fired in vain, then said "Number One, I believe we have been exemplary in our patience." Boom, the Enterprise fired one (maybe two, don't remember) shot and disabled their engines.The Kingons invaded Cardassian space and nearly overwhelmed the entire thing, to the point that the government was evacuated from Cardassia prime. This happened near instantaneously. Yes it was a surprise attack, but it was also only about 1/3rd of their military, and they got in far enough that Cardassia prime was threatened and their military didn't think they could defend it.
Oh my, oh dear! Nobody's watching the hit Star Trek series Star Trek: Strange New Worlds!
>>214648277Yeah Cardassia was always weak. That's why the Federation-Cardassian war was nothing more than a brush war as far as Starfleet cares but it was a matter of life and death for the Cardassians. It's also why they're the only power of the Alpha quadrant that bent the knee to the Dominion.
>>214648277why not consult the last 99 times you posted this for an answer
>>214648277why the fuck is this a copypasta
For me, it's the great plume of Agosoria
>>214648277Damn... compare that viewscreen to this Kino version!
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND CHAIRMAN OF THE DRAKE FAN CLUB, VIC MIGNOGNA:Agents, good work. This week we've managed to remove Kimmel for opposing The Plan. Double rations of adrenochrome for our hard working operatives who planted the monologue on him. You deserve it. For all other operatives, we convene as usual at 9PM Eastern/8PM Central for the Great TNG Watchalong. We will see Picard make bad decisions on the bridge of the Stargazer, which is coincidentally the entire plot of Picard Season 2. We follow up with the DS9 watch along, where we enter the Maquis era for better or worse. The interloper has been snooping around but have no fear. Our Scotty Sleeper Cells and Fat Riker Nonconsensual 'Boning Death Squad have collaborated to create the most devastating sonic weapon known to man: a bagpipe/trombone combination called the Bag O'Bones. Soon victory will be ours. As always, Trust in The Plan, Death to the Opposition, and FREIGHTERS.Mignogna out.
>>214649079Why does Kirk get rid of this when he takes command?
>>214649079that nu trek view screen is slop.
>>214649079I like the gold klingons ngl
>>214649292I was wondering if maybe it uses too much energy and they put in a more energy efficient viewscreen to save more power for engines, weapons, and shields.
brig back Trip!
>In that episode Lore remotely activates Data's emotion chip Troi can sense his emotionsthis makes no fucking sense
>>214649512Troi may very well have been bullshitting her way through this entire thing.
Lol... Riker was going easy on Data during the hearing in 'Measure of a Man' he was just using rhetoric instead of actual good arguments. Good play.
>best piece of star trek media to be released in 20 yearsour response?
>>214649672fucking says Star Wars, get your ears checked.
>>214649642Is it just me or is Picards retort that extreme strength has nothing to do with the argument completely sound?Why the fuck would that matter
>>214649734Yeah Picard was right. Same with the 'shutting off Data'. Lifeforms get shut off. Go to sleep. Get knocked out. Die. lol.I like to think that it was Riker's ploy. Make the presentation dramatic so he could look like he was doing his job.
>>214649490we have too many trip fags here as it is
>>214649452Why does he also get rid of the giant Captain's stateroom? And the large sickbay? And installs carpet? And the angled nacelle pylons? And shrinks the ship from 400 something meters to 289?
Captain Picard says 'Prove the the court that I am sentient'. As someone who believes in Divine Solipsism, I am heckin' sweating right now.
>>214649734the whole thing on both sides was about attributes associated with living or constructed beings of which data having super-human strength would be associated with him being constructed. It's not the key defining factor but one of many. It's like saying a chair has legs and then retorting that so do humans, it's neither valid nor invalid.
>>214649780God I love COMMANDER KIRA
>>214649823>judge boss bitch accepts his argument and enslaves themwhoops!
>>214639990Will with his Action Trumpet, ready to burst eardrums of any alien fucking shit that gets in his way.
>>214649286Fat Riker An-bone-jutsu
>>214649839But couldnt you have the exact same creation as data but its extremely weak?Its a horrible point
>>214648277you already posted this and it was answered
>>214649894>couldn't a chair not have legs? like a barcalounger?you'll just go round in circles, picard's argument was the best in that you should probably err on the side of caution although they had self-aware holograms where you could make the same argumentI always took the positronic brain to be the deciding factor and it had some sort of mechanism that basically made it a 'real' brain
I think one of the most egregious things about nutrek, specifically PIC, is that the writers completely ignored the ruling of Measure of a Man despite claiming repeatedly that it was one of their favorite episodes. Literally the whole thing was>no, data is not property he's a person, you cannot go and take him apart>no, you cannot make an entire race of disposable people, i.e. androids, that's slaverythen they go and show mars using a bunch of android slaves
>>214649845Literal DEI hire. Shit, she wasn’t even hired, none of them get paid
>>214650362>then they go and show mars using a bunch of android slavesVOY set the precedent by having the MK I EMH working the unobtainium mines, which was retarded since MOAM and the exocomp ep already happened
>>214650407that one-off gag did a lot of damage
>>214650407I think they dropped the ball but not because of any sort of moral issue about using sentients as slaves but because they didn’t have the mark 1s singing a harmonized chorus of working songs>haul sixteen tons and what do you get?
>>214650362pic is in the shitty incoherent alt timeline with the rest of it. theres no reason to try to explain it any other way.
>>214650406huh? she was literally given that job based on merit.
>>214650407its retarded because holomatrixes are not in anyway scarce. and also because you dont need sentience to scrub manifolds.
>>214650612In the first couple episodes, nay the first few seasons, the Bajoran provisional government is portrayed as wildly incompetent and constantly on the verge of collapse. Who hired her exactly?
>>214650703I'm talking about making her a Commander also her background is in being a terrorist, not "the government"
>>214650703Also, Sisko hired her
sentient androids and holograms are not alive because they are created in their final form. all life goes proceeds through stages wherein they change from one type of lifeform to another. essentially all lifeforms are born, mature, and die.
>>214650719>>214650762So she basically jumped the queue, skipped the academy altogether and went directly to Commander and she’s not a DEI hire? Right
>>214650719They made her a commander to legally distance Bajor from the federation's support of Cardassian resistance.
Oh yeah and her qualifications are >the guy in charge likes her >former terrorist
>>214650787no. you didn't watch the show so I'm done talking to you.
>>214649079This is a holodeck episode right?Or some kind of Q trick, or a dream episode? Please god tell me this is not actual fucking klingons.
>>214650818remember when she admitted to killing bajorans thereby lowering dukats death count even further?
>>214650818yeah I know it's basically a meme but I still thought it was hot
>>214650869The universal translator gets stuck on faggot.
>>214650868I did watch the show many times and I accept your concession
>>214650893She did look really good in the Starfleet uniform.
>>214650926I liked her more when she was a spoonhead.
>>214650407that was a gag so it doesn't count
weyoun more like way cute
>>214651361Is this why the Ferengi love Bajoran women so much? They just walk up and start rubbing ears?
>>214651407wellll that's not exactly how it happened but anyway I think only Kais do that. so it could be a gross old man grabbing your ear too.
>>214651503Fair enough I suppose but I like the idea of Kai Opaka sneaking up behind me on tippy-toes and fondling my lobes. For the Prophets.
>>214650823Bajoran government demanded to have their men on the station in command, Sisko asked for it to be her because she had history of leading men and fighting the cardicians who would be the main threat and problem for the base.What else do you want?
>>214651696I always felt that Kira, like so many of DS9 's crew, was assigned the position to get rid of her.
>>214651733she was a good pick to represent Bajoran interests there since she seemed the most pissed off about the Federation being in control of it than anyone.
>>214651733probably, but that's the bajoran problem no the Sisko. He probably got few candidates and take the one he liked the most.
>>214651785he wanted to hear truth from her so he can play diplomacy better.
why did Wesley act like such a little baby when he saw that girl's true form? makes no sense.
>>214651836it was a smart pick on both sides
>>214651843virgin asshole. And we know he likes older men.
>>214651885not to mention she is hot as hell.
TV show Data>"Then why do you still try to emulate Humans? What purpose does it serve except to remind you that you are incomplete?">"I have asked myself that, many times, as I have struggled to be more Human. Until I realized, it is the struggle itself that is most important. We must strive to be more than we are, Lal. It does not matter that we will never reach our ultimate goal. The effort yields its own rewards."movie Data>sticks chip in his head>achieves all of his goals instantly >does stupid crap>does little Life-forms diddy
>>214651696I’m slowly watching the first season and I’m pretty sure Sisko didn’t ask for her specifically, but he accepted the need for someone in her position and liked her because of her spicy personality and nice bum. I was purposefully having a bit of fun with the DEI promotion, but it’s also true: somehow she gets a field promotion to Commander despite being openly adversarial to the Federation’s presence, at least early on. What would Harry Kim say?
Data smacking his lips open and audibly inhaling before he talks is one of things you can't not notice once you start noticing it. Stuff like that makes me crazy
Re-watching for the dozenth time*
>>214648313>make like 1/3rd of the 10 episodes comedy episodes>fill the rest with constant quipping and stupid Spock love triangle horseshit>don't even write original serious scripts, just rip off Alien and Enemy MineI can't believe it, how could this happen?
>>214652134Harry Kim was outranked by fucking Nog by the end of DS9.
>>214652035movie Data>fucking dies
>>214651407the thing is they don't rub your ear, they grab it forcefully enough that it's either uncomfortable or it hurtsit'd basically be CBT for them; a minority would enjoy it, most wouldn't
remember when tuvok went undercover has a klingon mercenary?
>>214652134she gets a field promotion to commander to appease cardies because they'd rather work with a federation commander than a bajoran oneone can infer that the federation commander is equal to a bajoran major in rank, and that it's a difference without a distinction
Ferengi are known to have rancid pah so they don't even bother with them desu. Frenengingar is much too far from the light of the Prophets
This character was a better character than Odo.
>>214640599>MY MIND'S ABLAZE>DO I PUNISH THEM OR PITY 'EM?>(nothing wrong)>(nothing wrong)>ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS>GET BACK TO YOUR URANIUMkino
>>214652439So it’s simply a titular thing, which is to say DEI hires in a nutshell. I get that shit like that happens during wartime but you’re not convincing me by equating the Bajoran military which spent the last couple decades as terrorists with the illustrious Starfleet that only occasionally supports terrorists as it suits them
>reading about ST Picard on Memory Alpha>Apparently some Founders went rogue and started working with the BorgWhat the fuck
>>214652591>So it’s simply a titular thing, which is to say DEI hires in a nutshellNo, not at all, maybe even the reverse. DEI hires have actual power without qualifications. Kira has the qualifications but her power doesn't really change.
>>214652674as stupid as SPIC is that DOES sound like something Founders would do.
nuTrek-themed thread coming right up! It'll be joyful, like Tendi!
>>214644017You're right, it's not a complement...because the proper word in this context is "compliment", you dumbass ESL jeet.
>>214652674yeah STP writers were rogue and invented some goobois that were not only captured, but stuck in section 31's nazi laboratory, which experimented on them until they became gross melted cheese and marinara sauce goo people. Then they escaped containment and somehow met up with the borg queen despite her being in the delta quadrant, and they hatched some scooby doo scheme to destroy starfleet by explicitly enslaving all the zoomers below 30 after starfleet in its infinite wisdom decided to link all their ships together with bluetooth technologyit's a fucking mess that makes no sense and is best made fun of
>>214652731Computer, teleport this Anon's balls into 500 meters off the bow.
>>214644642The shirts only go up to XXL? They don't know Star Trek fans very well.
>>214644744At least use the meme video.
>>214652706>race that has generation trauma of being victims forms an alliance with a technologically superior race whose mission statement is to enslave all lifeno it doesn't
>>214652820did a Vorta write this post? lol
>>214645763>scientific consensusThat's like an atheist's version of religious belief."A thousand experiments can't prove me right. One experiment can prove me wrong." -Albert EinsteinScientific consensus is not a scientific concept; it's a political concept, pushed by tiny minds who think scientific truth can be established by shouting down their opponents.
>>214646778>that's kind of impressiveNot at all. They just wanted to make more money from you. They're in the "health care" business; they only make money when they're delivering services to you. Curing you is not in their interests.
>>214650768Data evolved. Remember when he started having dreams, and saw Dr. Soong in one of them, and was complimented on making it this far? That was the TNG episode with Bashir.
>>214652773>not even proper Englishpajeet detected
Jesus fucking Christ I am not making a new thread and if one of you retards doesn't, the trannoids willI swear you're all lazy beyond fucking repair and deserve nothing
>>214653127I was going to say into the warp core and thought off the bow would be funnier. Just missed all the old text.
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>>214653259>>214653262kek you fucking dingleberries
>>214652865a vorta would never say their god has generational trauma
I prefer the non /pol/tard's thread even though it's messed up
>>214652889dunning-kruger retard
>>214653306It's all >>214653194 's fault for making us rush.
>>214653194Waiting until page 7 is customary.
>>214632763Well done Trekanon.
