oh no... /ourguy/ hates it...
>>214662194>Our guyStop idolizing youtubers, what are, fucking 12?
Sorry Disney, I'm not going to enjoy it just because a YouTuber said I shouldn't. The show is dogshit on its own merits.
>finale next weekI am completely forgotten...
>>214662875Amazing how tv shows from the 90's can generate discussion to this day, but Alien Earth won't be discussed past next Tuesday beyond "wtf were they thinking?"
>>214662194How is it almost every single episode of any star trek is bettr than the 7 hours we got from this? The writing int hose shows are better, the acting, the effects.Fucking BAttlestar Galactica is better than this.This was supposed to be cinematic but it's just a weekly xena warrior princess shit polished to look like a movie im so fucking done with this fake shit
>>214662990It's the 'polished to look like a movie' that pisses me off the most. Like, yeah, the cinematography is modern but that just means it is expensive. We were better off when things were shot like a high school stage play.
I would say that this entire show was entirely written in ChatGPT, but honestly I think ChatGPT would've done a better job.
>>214663147worse it's written and direct by womenalso in the weekly podcast they keep talking about "emotions" and how the kids "feel" they harly ever talk about the mythology of alien, suspense or creating anything memorable, it legitamatemly proved to me we need to get rid of women from in these types of positions, they just do it for a moment in time and then fuck off, I dont see any woman directing or writing anything good until old age they all do it for a small moment and then fuck off
>>214662194Well, the series is dogshit. I don't know a single person IRL who said they liked it, so statistically it was very likely that Drinker wouldn't either
>>214662194POWERFUL
>>214662236All the youtube grifters hated it. Rage bait gets more eyes and more views equals more money. Simple as.>>214662194Previous: >>214613722
>>214663147women wrote and directed it, noah only did episode 1 and the flashback, basically anything on the manigot because he wanted to he "alien" part of it, he gave everything else to the young ladies
>>214662236>what are
>>214662236>>214663603The majority of his views come from retarded lefties hatewatching him.
>>214663603really? might start a channel im out fo a job
>>214663147At this point I hope ChatGPT takes over from the braindead retards that currently infest the industry.
>>214662194I hate this show too. The writing is so bad, you notice it while watching (that's really really bad)
>>214663629Yup>>214663632For every 1 successful channel there are 500 that failed to gain traction. Try it as a side hustle and see if it picks up. You might get lucky.
>>214662875wtf already
>>214663603>previousWHAT?! LOW SPERM IS MARRIED TO ZAZIE IRL??? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?
>>214663614he wrote and directed more than one
>>214662990those shows were written before leftist metal illness took over the studios, we will never get another trek
>>214663683man has rizz, he must be a really good actor considering the wimp he played in Erf
>>214663657>YupThe show is still dogshit though
>>214662900I can re-watch SG-1 every couple of years and enjoy it immensely. I can post a thread about it on /tv/ and it will hit the post limit. Both of those will be true in 20 years as well. I can't name a single show from the last several years that those sentences can apply to. The nearest one is Justified and it ended in 2015.
>>214663629>The majority of his views come from retarded lefties hatewatching him.Why would thye hate watch all the comments agree with him though so are the leftists with him or against him?What if people just agree with him that show is shit?>>214663703Yes that what I said he directed the only 2 episodes that were basically nostalgia bait. 1 and 5 these 2 episodes were the ship episodes.He also CO-WROTE with mostly women the other episodes.
>>214662194It has been utter garbage slop from the start and only keeps getting worse. Anyone claiming to like it is a marketer.
>>214663736I don't think anyone is disputing that after the last episode. It had potential when it started and most of the stuff could be explained or massaged back into canon, the grifters hated it from day 1.Still gonna watch it for the meme potential and because I love Alien so fucking much it's unreal. A shitfest in an alternate reality with a xenomorph still counts.
>>214663718thats true actually didnt this go through re-writes too during covid? isnt this some sort of production hell thing they forced?
>>214663786>A shitfest in an alternate reality with a xenomorph still counts.no fukc off wiht the multiverse faggotry, there is no multiverse in alien
>>214663801The show is not canon, anon. It happens in another universe from the movies.
>>214663801everything is multiverse now thats how they can rape franchises for eternity.
>>214663801he means it doesn't happen alongside the movies, retard, doesn't mean Ripley from Resurrection will pop into the Hawley-verse through a transdimensional portal or something.
>>214663801alt reality =/= multiverse
>>214662194I genuinely liked the first two episodes. I cant believe it went downhill so fast.
>>214663683he is hitting that chocolate pussy ever night
>>214663806>another universeI genuinely despise this new writing trend.
>>214663890how would you explain Erf's existence otherwise?
>>214662194>critical grifter
>>214662194you mean, Disney paid him to make a video about it and 4chan to make threads about it?
>>214663942Incompetence from everyone involved in writing this show.
>>214662900>he said, continuing to discuss the show weeks after he could have stopped watching it
>>214662194>oh shit, people don't like the show I glazed over a few weeks ago>welp, time to do a 180!
>>214663997Addressed in the video you didn't watch ;)
>>214664012>he said this, thinking it was a win
wtf how did they catch me?
>>214663969in universe, slowpoke
>>214663997Hmmm where have i seen this before
>>214664102why do you care about some literal faggot (rape din prison) grifter's opinions? seriously anon. get a fucking grip.
>>214664068a lot of people treated erf with cautious optimism after the first episode and then immediately did a 180 after ep 2 with how retarded things got real fast>>214664102saying that FF4 is the best disney marvel movie of the year doesnt mean its good does it
>>214664124Disney are literally paying youtubers to be sexist and racist as a way of promoting their corporate slop. its very helpful to learn that this has become a thing as it helps me simply stop watching those channels instead of letting them get to me.
>>214664086His whole island assault operation looked like a straight to DVD Steven Seagal special forces movie. I expected him to perform some kung fu moves to take down all the Prodigy forces and waddle off with the specimen.For real though he's the only character on the show I'm rooting for even if the show is honestly pretty shit at this point.
>>214662194Are they actually fight aliens in this show??
>>214664258no, just extra terrestrials and robots
>>214662194I stopped watching after episode 2, but the reviews for episode 5 (the story of what happened on the ship) made me check that one out. Holy fuck it’s bad. The acting is horrendous. Arab guy, chinese guy and mexican lady were the absolute worst. The characters all act like TOTAL FUCKING RETARDS. Fucking black nigress fucking up in the lab handling DEADLY FUCKING ALIENS. Is it THIS hard to write a competent story. I mean for FUUUUCKS sake, I just want ONE cool show to watch. Just ONE.
>>214664096I know what you meant. They didn't bother to make it fit into the existing continuity because they are retarded.
>>214662194>get hyped for Alien Vs Predator vidya like series where tough marines with motion detector fight xenomorphs in dark claustrophobic places>its actually cringe re telling of Lilo & Stitch with infantile dialogs and brain dead characters, all soldiers look like snoy californian baristas and campus activists
>>214664325>I just want ONE cool show to watch. Just ONE.Why bother when Disney adults will obediently consume the slop and squeal for more?
>>214663629Hard to conceive of so many words meaning absolutely nothing when placed in this order.
will the plant redeem the entire show?
>>214664489last hope is Kimmel drama making Disney cut off ties with leftists, DEI and snoys. Only people who arent mentally ill will work for Disney while rest will go protest Kimmel on the street in front of his billion dollar mansion
>>214662194Blyat
>>214664530well the fly didn't do shit and it had a whole episode named after it
>>214664587the fly is the only one that killed a hybrid so far
The only way this can fit into continuity is if the entire island gets nuked and the only surviving records are whatever Yutani manages to steal from Prodigy. As far as I'm aware Prodigy has never been mentioned in canon before now so it'll probably have to be absorbed into one of the other corpos.
>>214664604Erf has no FTL, Nostromo did and it's literally leaving in a month
>>214662194Bros, we fell for it like with the Witcher series. It's a fucking slop
>>214664621This makes no sense because getting to any star without FTL would take thousands of years.
>>214664666Satan the writers of this show are too fucking to understand space travel.
>>214664528>>214663775Stop watching that faggot you retarded leftoids
>>214662194You guys never watched anything good of your lives to keep watching that slop beyond 3 episodes.
>>214664698no, the alien appeal is just overwhelming, that's all
>>214662194broken clock...
>>214664677I missed an important word there.
>>214664677All modern sci-fi fails to grasp just how fucking big space is. In the first episode they said something like "the specimens were collected from all over the universe" and it's like, really? The ENTIRE universe you say?
No white men allowed?
>imma have my dinner while casually working in this filthy lab full of extraterrestrials Prisoners have feeding hatches and these niggas feeding acid spitting flies like they're doing the rounds at a petting zoo.Plus that black woman scientist is so ugly she has no business being on TV.Worst show I've seen in ages.
>>214664698Now I'm just watching to see how much dumber can it get and it's not dissapointing
>>214664735Disney HATES white men.
>>214664754Unless they're the villains of course.
>>214664735you will accept the white female lead and you will like it
>>214664748That's dumb but as long you pirate it doesn't matter
>>214664735There are five white men. Two are impotent cucks, one is a robot, one is a 'genius' who is actually a retard and the last one is normal bald guy.
>>214664754Will they change their policy for Kimmel?
Morrow was talking mad shit about Kirsh being obsolete, but I just realized Morrow is even more obsolete since he's a cyborg with 65 year old tech.
>>214664767But that's just another expression of their hatred. Modern Disney is run by jews who would genocide all white men if they could.
>>214664810The writers forgot.
Why did the 100 years old Peter Weiland go on the Prometheus mission if the technology exists to download his consciousness into a robotic body with badass sword hands?
>>214664852erf is not canon to the movies, it's its own thing (show creator said it)
>>214664768>complaining about white female lead in something from the Alien franchise of all things
I can't believe I've just watched 7 episodes of nothingburger today. Literally nothing happens in this series. Funny thing is that they have many concepts in their hand to explore and lean on. People behind this show are utterly incompetent.They have,>Giant corporations pulling strings>An unorthodox genius boy>Androids with human consciousness(?)>Xenomorph>Other aliens>Synths and cyborgs>Soul crashing life in extreme capitalism>A potential drama between brother and his sister(?)And they did nothing with all of them. This level of incompetence is incredible. Events keep happening but they have no meaning. I can give a pass to first season of a series since most first seasons are all about building the foundation of a series but they didn't even managed to do that.
>>214664852Because that technology doesn't exist and Kavalier is a lying grifter. The kids are just regular synths who think they aren't.
>>214662236I hate this fucking faggot so goddamn much. He is so fucking stupid.
>>214662236he's not idolizing you idiot he's shilling
>>214664666Nah the maginot just picked up the xeno next to jupiter or something chud
>>214664735One of the hybrids was even a white kid who gets given a nigger body lmao
>>214664939Considering the show has not alluded to this at all it's just stupid enough to be right.
>>214664810Unironically the writer didn't think of that, just like they didn't think of how Morrow's insane transforming arm would fit into lore
>>214663765You're absolutely right, but I have three words for you: Better Call Saul.
>>214664810Morrow is just a human with some augments
>>214663801lul you people
>>214664787White men can either be non threatening, passive and supplicant who are in touch with their feelings and cry all the time or if they have any level of competence, force of will and dominance they have to play a villain role.
>>214664909The permanent ripley stand in is ruining the franchise
>>214662194can't get past 5 minutes of this stupid affected voice he's putting on, and saying 'fucking retarded bullshit' isn't exactly compelling criticism. Is this seriously /tv/s favourite youtuber?
>>214665062no one is threatening in this shitshow not even the alien
>>214664929First contact type shit always tickles my autistic sci fi loving brain so I wish they would've at least put some fucking effort into the part about establishing communication with alien species rather than just having Boy Retard just write numbers on his hand and go "so you know these right?"
>>214665088yeah, Drinker for /tv/ and Asmongold for /v/
>>214664929well put. this show suffers from the same problem as Prometheus/Covenant: would work better OUTSIDE of the Alien franchise. have no xenos, facehuggers or eggs, and just go along with their own ideas. be like Raised by Wolves.
>>214665147>Raised by WolvesRIP
>>214665077This. It’s lame it’s literally a tradition now that you must have a female lead in anything Alien because out of universe meta reasons.
>>214665048He can literally press open blast doors, stronger than synths
>>214663843the first one was ok but the alien mayhem was shitI really liked ep 2 despite the shitty wendy fightI was disappointed it's not going to continue in the broken tower and cityliked it enough till ep 4ep 5 was just shit and it stayed that wayonly interested in eyebert at this point the rest is unsalvagable
>>214664929You will watch constant nothing-happens-slops and you will like them all!
>>214663890ignoring what you want is not a new writing trendbut I agree that only sequels are ever canon in any fiction
>>214665147I can actually believe that A:E was envisioned to be it's own thing but someone at Disney got cold feet and demanded they put Xenomorphs in and make it an Alien prequel. That explains why none of this fits into continuity.
>>214662194This was Hulu's best show?
>>214664258yes but it's very critical of ICE
>>214665291>one of its best ever showsDear god is Hulu really that bad?
>>214664666the closes star is 4.4 years away at the speed of light so no it wouldn't take thousands of years to get to any star without being faster than light
>>214665291It's not even a Hulu show. It's an FX show that gets uploaded to Hulu the same night.
>>214664852because the guy who is developing this tech didn't tell him about itare you retarded
>>214665290An android/synth/robot/cyborg show would have been much cheaper to make. But it was kind of already done, in Ex Machina:>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_Machina_(film)Also, I just realised, that the paper cutter as a weapon used by an artificial person is not even an original idea in Alien: Earth, M3GAN already had that...>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3GANThere is a slight chance it was an early hint at Wendy becoming evil... then again, in M3GAN 2.0 she is not evil anymore... so who knows...
>>214665228>only interested in eyebert at this point the rest is unsalvagableSame here but I consider it a problem if the xeno isn't the most interesting thing in a series that's supposed to be about xenos
>>214665077Because they're written like dogshit, not because of some inherent quality to being white women. At most that affects the writing because people generally treat women with kiddy gloves but still in the end it comes to the writing.Some background shit may affect it too I think because Sigourney Weaver seems like a based woman in addiction to being a good actor.>calls out Alien 3 for being a moneygrab rather than an attempt to make a good movie>tells Fox to either go with the ending where Ripley dies or she won't take any part in itMeanwhile for the lead actor in this show most I've heard is she's a nepobaby(ew) and had a fit over being asked to interview alongside two of her co-workers because "they're old white men"
>>214665291We haven't even had one scene of the planethugger yet and there's one more episode
>>214665419It was explained in the show that prodigy are just about to take the technology to market. It's utterly preposterous to believe that corporate espionage doesn't exist in this world.
>>214665530it's in the trailer
>>214664852There' no actual consciousness transfer. But even worse than calls into question why Prodigy is bothering with it. It's just human like synths.
>>214665077Prometheus felt different even though it still had one. Covenant's frumpy bitch was a miscast even for stand in standards.
>>214662194I like it
>>214665341The only other Hulu original I've ever seen people talk about is that alien cartoon made by one of the creators of Rick and Meme, and they threw the baby out with the bath water on that one after he was canceled
>>214665341Pam and Tommy and the show about the Theranos woman are much better, but those are dramas so no one watched them.
>>214665077>The permanent ripley stand init's a horror trope
>>214665357The Zeta Reticuli star system is approximately 39LY from Earth, so that's a 78 year round trip for starters. The show claimed that the ayys were collected from all over the universe, but even if we pretend they meant to say "galaxy" that still requires FTL.
>>214665488>Sigourney Weaver seems like a based woman in addiction to being a good actor.Sigourney helped destroy Alien 3 with her power tripping. This guy gathers a bunch of material and interviews with other people to paint the proper picture of how she did it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHvTycoUwRA&list=PLkHV5OzeFEkEqaE44WEiAw_a33OTQEfZiincludes parts of the interview with Ralph Brown where he shows Sigourney's interference to bulk up her role in detriment of the others' and the movie story.
>>214665471watching episode 1 I was thinking this should have been a show about the ship crashing with just the other specimens who then run rampant in kowloon city hellhole and that's itI love ruined stairwells >>214665228hmm I just checkedthe alien mayhem is in ep2 but I still liked that episode a lot, and the wendy fight is in ep3 but that still was my favourite
>>214665558he wants child like synths with gigabrains that emulate his prodigy abilities.
I quite enjoy this tv show. it has aliens in it that kill people, cute girls and new aliens that are creepy too. pretty good desu.
>>214665633>the ship crashing with just the other specimens who then run rampant in kowloon city hellhole and that's itit would've been so much bettermaybe have various conflicting factions like the police, the mafia, the corpos and whatnot
>>214665683>cute girls
>>214665719
>>214665683kek
>>214665744cute 90s tv
>>214665683>>214665719I wish these idiots would get over the idea of casting ugly people in everything. All the characters in this show, male or female are unconventional and weird looking at best and straight up ugly at worst. Why can’t we have handsome muscular men and smoking hot girls in these shows anymore? Do there casting directors hate money.
>>214665535it's inconsistentit is said from the get go it's a secret, and it stands to reason it should bebut in ep5 the russian knew about it as if from the ads, perhaps the chevalier told him directly but then the guy was pretty naive to believe it on top of all the other coincidencesthen they supposedly just started testing the kids but they already are prepped to present them to the board, and they are never shown to be doing any testing, the kids just fuck around at a pond and do hazardous shit in the tower and labas for espionage and securityyou are right but the writers will writethey have zero security in prodigy, nor do they have actual working staff beyond 3 people, so they must be gentlemanly about it and play fair and not steal secretof course it was already shown they go to great lengths to do otherwisenot to mention even morrow has at least 65 year old super tracking transmitter device that can meld into skin
>>214665608For slasher films which Alien hasn't really been outside of the first. It's become a lazy politically tinted trope that signals in each instance the writer didn't have a purposeful unique story they wanted to tell as the protagonist is always dictated by this external trend. For example the stand in captain in Covenant with his religious leanings would have been a far more appropriate and interesting lead. Instead we just get another random Ripley.
>>214665683Thanks for dropping by Hawley
>>214665846Please don't make your apple password "Author" anymore. It's very gay, and insecure.
>>214665624I'm just saying the statement was grossly over exaggeratedof course if we could do approaching light speed in the first place that would be a huge thing as wellI don't think they confirmed they were picked from different planets but I wish they did because otherwise it would be retarded
>>214665814This is what bugs me about the show, the more you think about it the more glaring the issues become.
>>214662236this desu
>>214665683I wish I was as dumb as you. I would probably enjoy more things.
>>214665814>not to mention even morrow has at least 65 year old super tracking transmitter device that can meld into skinKirsh noticed the subdermal transmitter immediately and left it in on purpose to lure cybergiganigga onto the island to BTFO him. All went according to plan. Truly genius. How can anyone compete with the synth master race?
>>214665632>Weaver liked the Cold War metaphor, and agreed to a smaller role>"I felt that Ripley was going to become a burden to the story ... There are only so many aspects to that character you can do." - Weaver quote from an interview>Writer David Twohy was next to work on the project[...] Twohy's script was delivered to Fox president Joe Roth, who did not like the idea of Ripley being removed, declaring that "Sigourney Weaver is the centerpiece of the series" and Ripley was "really the only female warrior we have in our movie mythology". Weaver was then calledIt may be my cynicism towards youtubers speaking, since so many of them distort shit and boast others with editing to try getting their point across in disingenuous ways or should I say "paint a proper picture" as they'd say, so I'll just say other sources contradict that thing about her influence and intentions. And leave it at that.
>>214662194Of course he does, it stars a woman.
>>214665936As a viewer I don't need to be told how fast the ship goes, it's sci-fi and I am willing to suspend my disbelief as long as there is some kind of logic that governs everything that happens in the story. Based on what I've seen so far everything is just made up as they go along, people do stupid things simply because the writers couldn't think of better ways to make the plot happen. This show is offensive to the medium of storytelling.
>>214666029yes the crippling existential pain goes away once you take the dumbpill
>>214662194I don't know what you guys are smoking but this show's been way better than the trashfire i thought it was gonna be.
>>214666257How would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast tomorrow?
>>214666286I'm gonna eat breakfast tomorrow
>>214666044that's a fault in security if it hinges on 1 synth and its goodwill which is shown to be dubious to the viewer, however unflinching it may be in realitythere's a bunch of janitors fucking around in the area but you can't hire another trustworthy person to look at the monitors?why does HE have to take care of this, of the alien laboratory, of the kids, of the island security troops, of assisting in arbitrage, cont.this is gross inefficiency even if he is infallible he can only do 1 thing at a time, which is a plot point since the fuck up at the lab was during his unnecessary absence>>214666088all any chud ever wants is consistency but we get vilified for it
>>214663733 I felt a little bit of actual sadness when he died.
>>214666054charles dance being killed off early was her idea, as well as 85 actually having an 85 iq so he'd follow her orders instead of "manning up" when his superiors were dead and taking a more prominent leading role. also she casted Dillon, a good cast but weird that they'd give an actress that decision. and she was also good with killing off hicks and newt so she'd have the attention on her.
How the fuck does this show cost 250 million dollars to make, it looks so cheap and its only 8 episodes. Unless the finale is nothing but god tier CGI then this is some overinflated funding.
>>214666671How the fuck do you not know that TV shows have been massive money laundry schemes for years
>>214662236Stop idolizing celebrities, what are you 12?
>>214662236>>214666801These two but unironically
>>214666783Yes modern shows are inflated as fuck but even stuff like The Boys, Star Trek and From cost a quarter that amount per season.
>>214666671Maybe they actually bought an island for it?
>>214666671Imagine being given the ALIEN Franchise, $250M, and 8 HoursWhat would you do?
>talking to coworker about the show>he's a wendyfagUh, based?
>>214667155Hire some competent writers who are interested in the Xenomorphs.
>>214667155Honestly, I'd make someone like Kirsh (but human) the made protagonist, th whole season is just him being fascinated by the alien, feeding it, trying to have sex with it, then the alien morphs into a queen and the protagonist has to struggle to keep her a secret and protect her.None of that other alien specimen garbage that will just be forgotten the every episode.
>>214667155I would listen to what the xenomorph had to say, and that's what no one did.
>>214665291What makes this a Hulu show and not an FX show?
>>214667155Base it on the Earth Hive novels.First arc is getting the alien to earthSecond arc is swarming earth and taking it overThird arc is the war and taking earth back
>>214667185Curley is best girl, if hes not able to admit that then you need to cut him off.
>>214665312It's a tropical setting, ICE only lasts a few minutes in your drink.
>>214663614>women wrote and directed itI just know that women loved that scene when he threw away her toy, and then murdered the guy, makes sense that it was made by one
>>214667155xenomorph queen x human sexo
>>214663614that explains why everything is so shittly written. to be fair to the women, episode 5 is full of hacks too
>>214667502>workplace sexual assault>child rape>female character teams up with the monsterYup women writers
>>214667587>>female character teams up with the monster...but enough about Alien vs Predator.
>>214667155Hadley's Hope prequel series
>>214666671Nigga, they practically recreated the Nostromo for that longform SNL parody of Alien 1; must have cost millions alone for all those sets.
If aliens can be tamed by children, Newt must have been one stupid little shit to be hiding in a garbage dump all the time.
>>214665719Curly and Nips look like fun to hang out with.https://youtu.be/ag530ZYrmnI?si=ssZgkqaMOps0b_4wThey’re around Sigourney’s age in Alien though and seem like children in contrast, absolutely no gravity
I love Nibs
>>214667155All white cast, with traditional gender roles, and subvert expectations further, by everyone acting competently from the cast, and nobody dies. Maybe an exploration spaceship find a planet that was overrun by xenomorphs (so they are not there by accident, nor malfunction), and investigate it, and they survive by sticking to their training, and with common sense. They try to find, and recover digital archives from that civilisation, while avoiding being contaminated physically, also possibly trying to harvest rare earth minerals, or doing something else, that is actually practical, and useful. Spend most of the footage as a theme park ride, if run out of the budget on scenic cinematography, than the filler would be about how the crew spend their time on the ship, and how they plan their surface mission. Action scenes would be carrying out their surface mission, and how scary it may seem for the people on site, despite all going according to plan, their heart rate and vitals would be monitored by the crew that stay aboard the ship, and would have audio heartbeat for dramatization purposes for the audience, the protagonist would be a cool level headed male, that would not freak out, even when moving from arms length from xenomorphs. Series would avoid all gore, not even flashbacks shown, at most signs of fighting from the past, but no direct violence that would raise the pg-13 rating. Hidden gift for adult audience that I'd pick all female cast from Onlyfans, so at the bare minimum all of them actresses would have nude videos of themself easily findable (also could go easy on their base wages that way). But otherwise noone from the cast would even be allowed tattooes in real life. All male cast would be tall, healthy, athlete looking persons, preferably with some tecnical skill background, or even higher education in sciences, but with otherwise lower wages than acting, so all of them would be respectable males irl, getting to be around the top hotties irl.
>>214662194I've clicked this guy's videos sometimes accidentally and the moment I hear his nasty manner of speaking I close the video
>>214662236>knows exactly who OP meant>nooo you can't watch those youtube critics
>>214662194I don't watch this guy but the show is not good, I was excited for it and thought the first two episodes were a good promising start but as the show went on it just got worse and worse, it was the spaceship flashback episode when I realized that this is bad, Noah Hawktuah should stay far away from any other IP
>>214668293I love my autistic xenomorph imprisoned in robot body gf.
>>214662194I just flushed CD down the toilet. Turns out he's pro-Isreal
>>214664939>The kids are just regular synths who think they aren't.Why does it cost billions to insert human personalities into synths when we already have AI capable of passing the Turing test?
>>214668293>438p
>>214662236YouTube having existed at all when you were 12 is crazy work fr
Now that /ourguy/ hates the show can you waifufags admit you don't actually like it you just are a weirdo obsessed with an actress?
>>214664939The kids are xenomorphs or at least child+xenomorph mixed uploads.They are not human children.They call them hybrids. HINT HINT.
>>214664810Kirsh is 66 years old thoughbeit
this show is so shit. how did the budget get the worst fx, worst acting? i'm only watching because they can hardly do any more damage that has been done to the franchise. even alien 3 looks good compared to all the shit that came after
great show. love it
>>214668731>thoughbeithow many tim4es must I tell you to not use reddit speak here, you sound retarded
>>214668108Yeah what a moron, all you have to do is go "goochie goochie go" at a chestburster and then give it a pet and its yours
>>214662194In the end Curly is best girl
>>214662194ALien Earth is great. Love the characters. The goofy dialogs. The 90s Dark Horse comics'esque story. Best show this year by far. They only dropped the ball hard with the hilariously awkward action scenes. Lighting sucks too. Its still the best thing to happen since Camerons Aliens. Dont care about the magat screeching.
>>214665033meh, it insisted too much upon itself
>>214668736I think the acting is pretty good. While the kids are strange and cringe once you know the twist is, its genius. Most of the interior sets are very good. Except the "secure" lab. Writing is mostly shit and some of the direction is just insanely bad. Last episode that dock fight. Wtf was that? Reminded me of some 90´s thunder in paradise or A-team fights but not in a good way.
People needed Hawley's retardation to realize how good they had it with Romulus and appreciate it properly.
>>214662194>our guyHe's not.>hates itMany do.
>>214668862Romulus was a huge disappointment. It was blue balls the movie. The start was fucking amazing but once the xenos show up it goes completely downhill. Feels like the script was eaten by a dog and they had to make up the rest.
>>214668844its weird. i don't like the kids angle but i'll ignore that. the sets look good, but they do something absolutely retarded like the guy going into the pen with the aliens to get killed. wtf is that kinda writing? its so sloppy. the sets mostly look fine but then they show the xeno as a pet in broad daylight in the jungle and it looks horrible. even in the first ep where the xeno rolls backwards like on a roller, who greenlit this shit? its weird that a bunch of stuff looks great, then they destroy it by filming in the worst way possible
>>214662990This. I'm currently rewatching DS9 and it's a different world.Stories make sense even though it's more far fetched.Characters make decisions that reflect their motives.Plots weave together in ways that feel natural.Alien Earth is just... dumb.
>>214668919The start alone should count a ton and bump it up overall. The colony was superb.
>>214662194someone post sydney feet for fooks sake
>>214668862>RomulusFede Alvarez = cringy fanfic tier garbage. I'm happy they booted this clueless asshole from the sequel.
Curly should kill Wendy, Nibs, Slightly, and Hermit for making Boy Kavalier sad :(
You see xenomorphs as monstersBut they're actually just cutie patooties who desire head pets
>>214668996this show is /d/ fanfic
>>214663543>also in the weekly podcast they keep talking about "emotions" and how the kids "feel"Based on how they behave, I honestly couldn't tell you how any of the kids are supposed to feel. I have no idea what they're thinking beyond "He's scared right now" or "She seems happy in this scene". These are not fleshed out characters. Their motives seem random and ever changing based on criteria that in one moment is meaningless and the next the most important thing in the world, then back again.If they wanted to explore what it feels like to be suddenly transplanted into an artificial body, that could have been a fascinating story. But they've never once attempted to do that. We're instead just told "they're kids" except they don't behave like kids. They don't even behave like kids under stress. They behave like retards.
>>214669047The kids behave that way because they are animals.
wendy feetnibs lips
we know the plant will be boring like the fly was. my only hope is ocellus killing everyone.
>>214669128Kinocellus will be character assassinated like everyone else. Lower your expectations.
>>214669105Do synthetics get sweaty feet?
>>214664735Why are these two given SO MUCH screen time when there's almost nothing to their characters?What's the point?!
>>214669180DIVERSITY YOU RACIST, SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT
>>214669167they sweat milk like Ash did.
>>214669180The red head is the red herring. You think she is infected but she is just a xenomorph with depersonalization derealization disorder because its in the wrong body.The only function of the black guy until now was calling the chestburster a baby. Its the obvious first though of "human" when looking at it coming through a chest. Hint hint.
>>214662236trvke
I know that all you fags are ignoring me because you can stand the though that this show is actually genius because the big twist is that the kids are alien uploads, not human.
>>214663765I agree. Everything is bleak since two and a half men stopped. Nothing to talk about.
>>214669345the uploads happened a long time before the ship crashed you retard
>>214668108Fan theory was that she was 'free-range' on account of having an alien queen chest-burster in her all along. They only nabbed her back when it seemed like Ripley might actually escape with her.
>>214668960This is why we need to get an Alien property where they're all in on 'corporation v union'. And then at the end the corporates drop face hugger eggs on the strikers.
>>214669577Who said there were no xenomorphs before the crash? The Trillionaire retard dont know about them but Kirsh does. He explained how the alien eggs work before they had them. He knows exactly how to cut them to get to the good parts. His explanation: he has seen it on camera. The whole thing is that Kirsh is secretly in control, not the "genius" boy who only thinks he knows whats up.
>>214669154They really just need it to say something unexpected when it communicates. Like maybe it just wants to go home, or it starts sweet talking BK into allowing it to set up shop in his eye socket.
>>214669675The Maginot crew did some science to it already.
>>214669675Ahh the good old trustworthy malfunctioning android plotline. Always a classic. We always love it. Timothy looks just wierd and cool enough to sell it.
>>214662194lol on a scale of 1-10 id give Alien earth a 6.5 out of ten only becasue we got to see some more sexy xenomorph kills.The show has fallen off hard already>only redeemable characters is kirsh and morrow/ ebony and ivory>bitch can controll a xenomrph like a pet dog>mary sue levels off everything i want is right and everything anyone else wants is wrong including my brother>Android AI kids being retarded kids when they are synthetic who should be able to download common sense and protcall and should be more akin to kirsch maturity wiseOn my last point it kind of possibly shows that the human soul cant be so easily overwritten even if you put it in a synthetic bodyThis show was supposed to be about the chaos a xenomorph would cause on earth if released similar to the 2nd AVP film.Im honestly already losing interest hard.
>>214669736Wont chance the fact that Kirsh and the female scientist will betray the Trillionaire. They are mother and father of the kids.
>>214669714I think it will be far more interesting if it starts threatening them all and saying that it will make sure that this planet gets conquered by his eye people
>>214669797There are a lot of options for the content, but they need to nail a vibe. Could also go with 'wtf where am I why did you kidnap me.'
>people still mad about a tamed xeno>ignoring the fact that they've always been shown to be intelligent and communicative (at least amongst themselves) in previous movies >ignoring the fact that Wendy actually speaks xeno and knows this one literally from birth
>>214665719Nibs is elite
>>214669905>why are you guise mad about the Jurassic Worldification of this franchise???because its fucking action figure slop
>>214669872>Could also go with 'wtf where am I why did you kidnap me.'Holy shit that's the gayest thing ever.Creativity is not your playground my dude.
>>214669675he read the maginot logs you absolute mouth breather
>>214669714>"Look I've been observing your species for a while and I have to ask are you lot just fucking stupid? I got two of you killed by banging on the glass jail you put me in."
Why did they give her a simple jack haircut in the show?
>>214669345I'm ignoring you because you're subhuman and from reddit
>>214669905Ignoring the fact that crows on earth have the intelligence of 7 year old children. And the show has the tech to upload them into a human like body. But its not a crow, its something else.
>>214669918Totally but she needs to have A big red bush with a big lippy red vagene would make her insta 11/10 sex goddess. Ideally with either a big wrinkly, tastefully brown but well closing anushole or one of those gaping smooth pink ones. I think I would go with the non gaping big ol wrinkly anushole.I love women and the visual variety of their private parts.
>>214669924The Alien franchise has been action figure slop since Aliens.
>>214669934Get off my case, I'm posting from a phone.
>>214669964To make her face look more like a xenomorph>>214669992I was on this shitty site before you were born.
>>214664978based. they gave him a bbc
>>214670041Aliens was a detour into action figure nonsense which was course corrected by the next movie. So firmly and with such finality that Aliensfags seethe to this day. Despite the copious merchandising around it and the nine million video games the Aliens brand gets every year as far as the films were concerned it was a one-off until Romulus and Earth.
>>214670108Pajeet, my son
>>214669599ginger pussy
I don't trust this timeline anymore
>>214670384Hawley said the show is from an alternate timeline, so nobody gives a shit about muh canon.
>>214670384Hawley decanonised himself from the other films so let him play in his little solitary confinement sandpit along with the AVP movies. If he doesn't like Prometheus and Covenant's timeline, too bad, because that's the one Romulus and sequels to Romulus are in.
>>214669905>>ignoring the fact that Wendy actually speaks xeno and knows this one literally from birthDavid reference. David creates to do what Weyland did with him, become a god. David knows hes superior but obeys his god. Wendy is now a god to the xeno, commanding it as Weyland commanded David, so eventually the xeno will demonstrate Wendy is also a false god.Ocelitus will also show Boy Kavalier hes inferior etc. This theme is basically the entire show.My eyes rolled with the Wendy talking to xeno thing because it sets up the whole Wendy leads xeno army to take the evil capitalist down arc. Its not a well conceived, directed, written or acted show.
>>214670746david doesnt exist
>>214670812Even Ridley's morning shit is more canon than Earth soz.
god I want that robololifrogfu to speak ayyyyy before, during and after I facehug her with my dick and balls. whispering xeno language into my ass before a good rimming.
>>214670746Going to Earth at all should be something FINAL. They have to actually destroy Earth for it to be in keeping with the overall vibes and tones of Alien. And it should happen after even a single unregistered egg ends up on Earth. In fact the story shouldn't even be about that incident, that should be backstory for a main story about the last few people escaping from Earth as it goes full xeno-formed.
very kissable
Thoughts on this?
>>214667155resurrection but better
>>214671016Far future stories are a great idea. WY-fu in Predator Badlands could be a thousand years old and just got woken up.
>>214671171>picThat's fucking hot
>>214671016The AVP timeline has everything canon up to that point. Prometheus is what deleted it from canon. Lance Henriksen plays the original Bishop in it which means Aliens (and therefore Alien, Alien 3 and Resurrection) is canon in its timeline.I doubt Badlands is in the AVP timeline because it will cross over with the new Romulus timeline films which have decanonised the AVP universe.
>>214667155Earth is fucked. Ten years ago an Alien egg made it onto Earth, and five years it became obvious there were Aliens everywhere. Since then millions of people have fled off-world, and a few million remain in a massive fortress-arcology surrounded by a hundred miles of nuclear death zone. The main characters are trying to get onto the last few ships heading off-world. They'd include a corporate oligarch who lost everything in the war, a poorfag engineer who has been working on fixing spaceships for the promise of a ticket off-world, a scientist who might have been partly responsible for the first egg landing on Earth, a soldier who has an Alien facehugger that has been kept dormant with medication (this means they'll NEVER get a ticket off-world so they want to figure out something else), and a humanitarian who actually returned to Earth two years ago to help.
>calling nibs uglytoo far, unsubbed
>>214671262Alien and AvP are separate IPs
>tripfag is an autistic dimwitWhat a surprise. Why did I bother explaining it?
I really don't understand why the dialogues and interactions in this show are so awkward. Prequel trilogy tier
>ah the species XX121 xenomorph>you know, a weyland-yutani ship very similar to the nostromo we're on right now crashed into a major metropolis on earth just a couple of years ago>it had a bunch of alien specimens on board as it crashed, including the XX121>it escaped the crashed ship and killed around 20 people in an apartment building before being decapitated with a paper cutter>he was a good friend>also there were a couple more XX121 specimens on earth but that's a story for another time
>>214670971Promising 'the earth', that kind of scale, creating expectation of a World War Z type of free-for-all, race for survival, then delivering small scale, little tension, no stakes characters is disappointing.They could have remade Aliens. Have Morrow and Kirsh leading teams in a race to capture the main xeno during some colony outbreak- tense space stuff. Then over a few seasons they bring it back.Alongside that corporate politking on Earth, experimentation on other previously captured aliens, the synths being groomed to go help offworld or being spliced with alien features etc.Literally anything else would be impactful, tense, entertaining, both for the space horror and the android/humans are the real monsters audiences.
>>214671016Stole some more charts
>>214662194>The first episodes looked promisingthey did not, this show was doomed from the very start.these retards went to help a ship crash with assault rifles and nothing else.A ship crashes into a downtown skyscraper, from space, with absolutely no form of interception in the air.This show was retard from the first minute if you had a brain.
>>214671509>ship survives reentry>ship survives crashing into building>ship survives crashing into the ground>ship survives crashing into even more buildungs
>>214663718Retard, Star Trek is woke AF, and if Battlestar Galactica came out today you would whine about gender swap and overall 'wokeness'
>>214671667star trek is not woke you fucking child, it always presented BOTH sides and let you decide or if it did decide, it made sense in-universe. it never beat you up over the head with one side being right and the other demonized in every occasion. kill yourself.
>>214671704Lmao, if it came out today you would whine about black characters or message of tolerance and cooperation xDI
>>214671442They're nervous about impacting canon with something as major as 'Earth is fucked', but they're fine shitting all over it in all these other ways. The irony is, people would be on board for 'Earth is fucked' if it was just set after Resurrection.
>>214671723no, because La Forge wasn't a DEI hire and did not act like a leftist black in the show always playing the victim and shitjust because a show has a black character it doesn't make it woke or propaganda, it's about how it is presented in the show and why he was hired irl, you fucking simpleton
>>214671704Dude every single Trek story is a morality tale where they clearly indicate what side is right.
>>214671704>it always presented BOTH sidesYeah and it presented one of them as le bad kek
>>214671811that's nutrek, TNG never did that, you lie you piece of shit?
>>214669918lol nice dude you got their fags
Why do liberals love this show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntFzNqZYUcAre they brain-dead? It's just really piss poor storytelling
>>214671803They do have them, but in a lot of episodes they actually don't have a clear indication of the right choice. A lot of DS9 shows basically good people have to make hard choices in a morally grey world. VOY had some episodes where they had to balance out the right choice with the choice that would help them get home. ENT went pretty far with 'oh yeah the neo-cons/the neoliberal world order are right' attitude even when they didn't make any good arguments for it. But then DISCO and later shows kind of dropped the ball.
the worst piece of crap in history of tv imo was spider woman, then 28 years later took the podium now its this crap on first place. all libtards write is a childish multi racial fever dream of dumb decisions with nothing mattering at all, from the things that happen on the show to the original source material.
>>214664096So if in the last episode Captain America pops up and kills the Xeno, I have to pretend it's an "alternate Universe" instead of filing under "retarded fan fiction [IGNORE]"?
>>214671901it can't be fanfiction if it's licensed by the owner of the rights
>>214668341>All white cast,found the racist
I wouldn't dislike this show that much if it wasn't for the fact that it's going to dictate Alien canon going forwards. I'm watching it as its own thing even though I've basically lost interest in following the story.People who think Alien doesn't have FTL and generally have this really bad sense of scifi plausibility don't seem fit to run an Alien TV show.>but my dude it's a slasher which means nothing matters, just turn your brain off and enjoy it for the horror experience it providesI would, if it was scary. This is more of a different type of genre where instead of experiencing fear, you experience cringe at certain points as characters make comically ridiculous mistakes that shouldn't happen.
>>214671450>hey'd include a corporate oligarch who lost everything in the war, a poorfag engineer who has been working on fixing spaceships for the promise of a ticket off-world, a scientist who might have been partly responsible for the first egg landing on Earth, a soldier who has an Alien facyou forgot killer of killers
>>214672315>animation
>>214662990Because the people who made the show never wanted to make an Alien show. They had an original idea and Disney forced them to tie it to the Alien franchise.And for some reason this keeps happening.And for some reason, Disney doesn’t want to hire anyone that actually wants to work on an Alien franchise.
>>214672222>it's going to dictate Alien canonDoubt.jpgIf it isn’t going to associate itself with Romulus then it’s getting left behind by the next film and therefore all subsequent films. This will be the Aliens Colonial Marines of the live action part of the universe. A forgotten detour.
>>214672328yea but it has the bitch from prey at the end and is supposedly going to have ties with badlands and the next alien romulus film, they're bringing them together to make an AvP
>>214672334Everyone keeps saying this wheres the proof that it was a different show? If that's the case why didn't they just tie it in with that android series forgot what it's called but it has the word wolves in it
>>214667155Batman/Aliens adaptation
>>214668996You're joking but seriously, do they really want me to see xenos as just le innocent animal? I don't think there's a single animal on earth whose default behavior is to be extremely aggressive and automatically attack anything it sees without reason
>>214669180The black guy is such a useless character, he's just there to behave exactly like a little retarded negro kid with nothing going on, his friendship with the jeet could also just not be there
>>214672393>If that's the case why didn't they just tie it in with that android series forgot what it's called but it has the word wolves in itBecause that was made by WB, not Disney.
>>214672554>>214672554>>214672554
>>214663543>written and direct by womenis this fucking real
>>214667155Make an animated anthology series. It would be perfect streaming fodder and nobody will remember it if it turns out to be shit.
>>214668341What the hell is this spergotry?
>>214668403It was a youtube caption you absolute retard
>>214662194>/ourguy/>retard with terrible takes who cannot think for himselfYeah, no
>>214669180nibs is carrying the showshe will go on an adventure with eyeleen in a spin off show
