Kirk is a Jerk edition Previously:>>214663933
>>214672988star trek sex with shran
>>214672988>great
Ro Laren figure announcement any day now.
star trek sex with shran
>>214673054she was hot desu
Daily reminder Ferns: MeTv Toons now plays Star Trek the Animated Series
>>214673082In the words of Saint Berman, "We've hired a pretty girl and I want to keep her that way." The entire Bajoran aesthetic is designed around Michelle Forbes, and is peak Star Trek alien design. Just something a little different like blue skin or pointy ears, no crazy cg stuff, because then you connect more with the character than if they were something abstract and unapproachable.The show's entire philosophy of meeting aliens and growing through those relationships is summed up in her face.
>>214673223So bajorans are hot Mexicans?
>>214672988>rapes everyone below
>>214673234This is a Panhandle Floridian without access to pan fried catfish and pecan pie.
>>214672988Will Paramount do the right thing and make Charlie Kirk Captain Kirk’s ancestor
>>214673498also gul dukat's
>>214673498kek
>>214673192Nickelodeon used to play it back in the day.
If Klingons now have 2 dicks, does that mean Klingon females have 2 pussies?
You have to admit though, whether you like this show or not, this viewscreen is absolutely Fucking Kino!
Still never watched ENT. Is it at least as good as VOY or is it really not worth watching?
I know it's kind of early, but fellow Trek Bros and Compadres, how we looking for tonight's watch along? It's going to be really hard to beat last night's lineup though, it was pretty kino.
>>214673498I'm fairly sure Kirk was not a Trekkie. Unlike most millennials, he was not a pop culture junkie. He had an active social and work life. Hence the 65,000 people attending his funeral tomorrow.
>>214672988MODS
>>214674205I agree, anon, but I guess they don't care about generals being co-opted as /pol/ bait threads
>>214673192>>214673785I feel like TAS would deter people from getting into Trek more than any 90's stereotype about the fans being neckbeard virgins. You watch TAS only after you've fallen in love with the TOS cast.
>>214674363Perhaps, but the slaver weapon is kino
i forgot how much romance drama was in ds9. it really detracts from the show in the later seasons.
>>214674039I've watched more ENT than I have TOS. I watched all four season of ENT.
>>214672988
>>214674104>how we looking for tonight's watch along?Saturday is an off day
>>214676489>Saturday is an off dayFucking no! Are you Shitting me!? Bullshit.
>>214676503Sun-Fri
>>214674105What if a furry starts raping his corpse?
>>214676516Why are they doing this to us!?
So the people working at Sisko's restaurant...Fucking Kek! They don't even get paid right? Why are they working there? Nobody actually wants to do that! Why not have robots or drones taking orders and delivering the food?
"Course: oblivion" is sad,
>>214670901is no-reply-anon sensitive about something?
>>214677309Certain elements of the Star Trek universe are inexplicable, but if you bring them up, oldtrek geezers will start seething madly. It's like a religion to them.
>>214678168delusional. oldtrek knows trek is hokey as ham.
>>214677309It's perfectly logical if you remember it's space communism. Either wait tables for Comrade Sisko family restaurant or off to the Federation penal colony.
You're buying the Lego set, right /trek/?
>>214678477why is he wearing a tinfoil hat?
I get that she's hot and all, and Julian would stick his dick in anything, but fucking his ex retarded patient, seems wildly inappropriate.
Picard > Sisko > Kirk > Archer > Janeway
>>214678294I sure wish the oldtrek geezers ITT would accept that. As it is, they're insufferable.
Voyager>TOS>TNG>DS9>ENT
>>214678682Girl, come on, oo-mox me right in my ear
>>214677309just because you're lazy and you don't want to do something, doesn't mean nobody wants to do it
>>214678925
>>214678934But there's nothing rewarding about working at a restaurant. It's fast-paced, high-stress, and zero prestige.
>>214679057Occasional free food is sometimes a perk.
>>214678934Bro I would be doing meaningful Fucking work, I wouldn't be waiting tables. Kek! Also how do people on Earth even get land or housing? Like who decides what someone gets? Picard's family got to own a whole Fucking vineyard. Do they just give the wine away for free to whoever wants it? If their harvesting machines break, does someone just come out and fix it for free that wants to like just be a random mechanic?
>>214679057It's either join starfleet, or door dash and starfleet can afford to be pickey.
>>214679077>Occasional free food is sometimes a perk.But everyone has replicators, and the food is already free!
>>214678719Based
>>214678477No I'm waiting for Nacelle's figures to ship.
The Star Fleet lies really start to fall apart very quickly when you really start to rationally look at everything.
Who wins?
>>214679261me
>>214679261I forgot my picture so imagine I posted something real crazy.
>>214679307Garak wins. He's more amoral and works better independently. Plus he's much better at keeping a cool head.
>>214678682Why do you like Picard so much?
>>214676994I like hair Sisko
>>214679908Me too. a lot friend-shaped.
>>214678682Sisko 2nd is fucking retard-tier
Soji from Picard has Robert Z'Dar jaw. Also wtf Wesley Crusher just showed up in the finale. How sad.
>>214679831He manages to be stoic without being boring. Bad writers can make stoic characters really flat, but even though Picard is resistant and composed he is still very sincere and sentimental.He is also the best actor out of the captains and that helps a lot.
>>214680505I meant resilient instead of resistant. Is he resistant? To what?
>>214680505The trouble with Picard is that he's simply unoriginal. He's a 1:1 copy of Horatio Hornblower, to the point when Roddenberry was describing the character to Stewart, he had all of the Hornblower books sent to him with the note saying "Picard is in here."Kirk > Picard but I know you're a TOS hating pleb so it's not even worth explaining to you why.
>>214679057Does Sisko's look fast-paced, high-stress, and zero prestige? It's literally a mom & pop diner, minus the mom. It's a utopian Denny's.>>214679103Oh hey, you're that retard that capitalizes Fuck and projects your lack of ability to get any pussy onto everyone else! Hi!!!
>>214680550And the thing is, Horatio is a good deal more interesting than Picard. there is a great scene where he chose his duty over his wife and it really pulls at the heart strings because he really loves both.
>>214680550>Horatio HornblowerWhat is this Once Piece for virgins?
>>214680505>Picard is PeacemakerFucking hell lads, this is not a crossover I was expecting.
>romulans do not pon farrFUCK RODDENBERRY
>>214680628pon farr comes from repressing emotionsromulans do not repress their emotions
>>214680594Its the prototype for "captain and crew serial dynamic" that trek follows.
>>214680654I WANT STAR TREK SEX WITH ROMULANS!!
>>214680550I don't hate TOS I just dont get it. I would probably like it more than I do now if it wasn't hyped up as incredible sci-fi and instead I just watched it for the camp aspect like Adam West Batman or Farscape.
if you dont "get" TOS you dont belong here
>>214680700Star Trek has never been about hard sci-fi as much as it has been about human drama. Sci-fi is just a vehicle that lets writers tell stories they want to tell with more exotic imagery that is in allegorical form, so that it's easier to swallow commentary on complicated social issues.S3 is the pure camp season and it's the worst for a reason. TOS is at its best when it's serious.
>>214680779I can't take TOS seriously and it is hard for me to watch a character drama when none of the characters click with me.
Are you rage baiting? Unironically Spock, McCoy and Kirk are all some of the best characters in all of Trek.
>>214680905No, I honestly think they are pretty one dimensional. They are pretty good for 1960s TV, but overall I like Riker better than Kirk and Data better than Spock.
They have more depth than the entire crew of the Enterprise D combined
>>214680981Okay? Cool. Have a fun Saturday night.
>>214680860You've created a weird chicken/egg situation in your own head about TOS and I don't really get it.How the hell do you think you get into characters in the first place, BF? By watching the character drama and getting into the stories. The stories make you care about the characters. You didn't give a shit about Picard until you watched episodes that made you care about him. Try paying attention for fuck's sake and just watch a few good episodes without all of this bullshit in your head.
doopity doopy doozep zep zipilet me out of hereyeah
>>214681068He's a retard, it's not worth arguing with him.
>>214681116It's insane how people will just arbitrarily decide to like/dislike something and ride that shit out for their entire lives against all logic and reason.
>>214672988Am I the only one who noticed the parallel with Charlie X? Not only do Charlie X and Captain Kirk share the names and resemble him, but the plot revolves around gender.
>>214681125Yes, it is quite... illogical.
You riding that shit tonight, /trek/?
>>214680955Man Spock's return in TNG was such a disappointment. They could have done more with him and Data.
>>214681125I watched TNG, DS9, and ENT. I tried VOY and TOS and it didn't click. Maybe I need to watch more episodes? I don't know I am really enjoying The Sopranos right now.
>>214681125Also; I like how he says that the characters are one dimensional WITHOUT WATCHING THE FUCKING SHOW.
>>214679103I've been wondering the same thing for a long time. Without money, the only way to apportion resources that can't be replicated, e.g. land and the amount of housing one gets to occupy on land, is "social credit", which means people have to please the Federation government, making it less of a utopia and more of a tyranny. I know "Roddenberry's Box" forces the writers to assume utopian space Marxism, but there are many unrealistic and unexplained aspects. It seems one has to put one's brain on ice & accept Star Trek is a space fantasy.
>>214680743There's the infamous geezer gatekeeping. You couldn't hold yourself back any longer, could you?
anyone hear that
>watch TOS and DSN for the trek lore>watch TNG for the characters>only watch the finales of VOY and ENT so you can say you've seen them>only watch Undiscovered Country and Nemesis
Like I just wanted to spend my Saturday night having fun shitposting not arguing with people about my own personal tastes for fucks sake.
>>214681125I don't arbitrarily decide to hate NuTrek because I KNOW that it's all shit.
>>214680505>He is also the best actor out of the captains and that helps a lot.Season 1 showed that frakes could outmatch him when they weren't writing his character like some women's lib Valerie solanas quoting certified pussy faggot
>>214681355I know Nu Trek is shit because everything I've watched from it has been shit, from every single one of the shows, for reasons both the same and different.
>>214681353Even if you told him you liked TOS he'd call you a fake fan.
>>214681353Jesus, you're as bad as that guy who spams "geezer" shit, whining about how you're being attacked. We're having a discussion you weak bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's not even that bad, people are trying to encourage you to open your mind. Stop being such a victim.
>>214681176
>this thread
>>214681448More importantly, it's better than fire hazard or rascals posting to get the schizo on some of that Qanon logorrhea. Slow progress is good progress
>>214681500
>>214681519God I love shaxs, he's like worf as jesus
>>214681417the first time I've seen this image where it wasn't a compressed thumbnail
>>214681392Don't they have Fleet Admirals too?
You can't argue with me about the Trek because I know I'm always right. You are a lonely goblin attacking my indestructible fortress of facts and logic. I only entertain your point of view out of boredom until I crush you and none of your annoying goblin screeches about TOS or VOY being good shows will ever change my mind.
Oh now it's posting Rick & Morty and other shitty nutrek. Yawn.
>>214680556You suck lots of cocks m dicks.
>>214681433>>214681462>>214681519minecraft joke book-tier corporate slop
>>214681530>>214681541
>>214681559Go to bed Dinesh.
>>214680594>Horatio Hornblower>What is this Once Piece for virgins?Holy shit we are so fucked with zoomers. They literally think all their anime is some sort of original masterpieces.
There Are FourLights
>>214681462I bought one of these toy Combadges to keep at my desk. Every now and again I tap it against my chest and go, "Beam me up, Scotty!"
>>214681355>>214681409You've never watched nuTrek from an honest viewpoint. The way you continue to spew venom about it is all the evidence necessary. Literally no one is impressed with, or affected by, your petty gatekeeping.
>>214681569
>>214681500That's true. I hope that one guy got arrested because he legitimately seemed like a danger to others.
>>214681597he clearly was attempting humor
>>214681555You're a living Dunning-Kruger downward spiral.
Nutrek sucks ass lol
>>214681604https://youtu.be/EeCgYa7OI28
The dominion deserved to lose to cardassians, federation, klingons, bajorans and odo combined.
>>214681692Weyoun had bird bones
>>214672988WHY IS THIS TROLL /POL/ POST STILL UP??FUCK YOU JANNIESFUCK YOU OP
>>214681691(Captain Kirk 1.) implies the existence of there being multiple Captain Kirks aboard the Enterprise.
>>214681604Ok look, I like some of the new stuff, but at some point you gotta accept you can't get everyone to give it a fair shake and gotta stop banging your head against the wall on this. Just put some dino nuggies and buttered DSNoodles on for the picky eater and quit making this dinner shitty by constantly trying to make the autist open their mouth for the SNW or LD or PRO or PICS3 airplane.
>>214681604>blah blah blah pppprrrffffffppptttt brraaaappppp plop plop words fall from your keyboard like poopy shit from a butt
>>214681715because the founders are the type of people who celebrated when captain kirk was lost during the enterprise b incident
>>214681713>bird bones
>>214681726posts like this fill me with mirth and prove that toilet humor truly has a time and a place
You Asshloles just won't even give NuTrek a Fucking chance! You might actually Fucking like things like SNW if you would actually give it a fair Fucking chance!
>>214681725>a-actually sjw and pickle trek and shitty tng fanfiction are based as hell!!yaaaaawwwwnnnni'll give you prodigy that had a lot of promise in its first season that it squandered of course
>>214681725And why do I "gotta" do that? I'm ministering to the least of my brothers.
>>214681723
>>214681795NuTrek had its chance for almost a decade
>>214681855you just don't get these snapshots of mirth anymore
>>214681923Why does Captain Kirk remodel the entire ship to 60s minimalist when he takes over command from Captain Pike?
you're saying dax...
>>214681956What makes you think that was his decision? I'm sure design choices like that would come from higher up than a captain.
>>214674039first 2 seasons are good then pretend the ship blows up and the show is over
>>214681346if wishes were horses is absolute kino and peak trek
>>214681692>>214681713wouldnt there be weyoun clones in the gamma quadrant?
>>214681849This ain't a church, faggot
>>214680550Apparently all eight Hornblower movies are available for free here: https://archive.org/details/hornblower_01to08
Sisko = Picard > Kirk > Insaneway > Archer DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT > VOYI think we can all agree on this.
>>214682180Star Trek is inherently Christian, bitch.
>>214682180The geezers sure think Trek is a religion... they're all about smiting nonbelievers and heretics. Lurk moar.
>>214682242>DS9 uber allesI take it you're a soap opera fan. Would you say you're more of a General Hospital fan, or do you go for that Days Of Our Lives kino?
>>214682242>hating on any of the original crew>hating on GeordiYour chart sucks more dick than your mother in a Klingon slave pen.
>>214682242So many fucking things wrong with this
>>214682277Nah just you weirdo
>it's a "15 year old boy is dating a 20 year old stripper and the only problem is that the dad doesn't like her" episode
>>214682415Granted, the geezer seethers have been quiet lately, but I assumed they were just on vacation. They can't behave themselves, after all.
Wow going from the last episode of season 2 of Picard to the first episode of season 3 just literally gave me whiplash. There's a star base, a starship, people in trek uniforms, Trek music, people acting like Starfleet officers, what the fuck. This whiplash is going to literally give me brain damage. The only thing it needed was giving Seven her updo hairstyle back. The main cast isn't acting right but now I understand why some people chose to forgive that. This is brain aneurysm inducing levels of whiplash.
>>214672988I wish Paramount would let someone make a retro Star Trek movie or TV show with the aesthetics of the OG like they did with that Star Trek Enterprise two-part episode In a Mirror, Darkly where, through some time anomaly bullshit, the worthless crew of zero-charisma non-entities of that space trash encounter a ship from the future OG show.What I love is that this takes place in the ESREVINU RORRIM KRAD, so everyone's war mongering sociopaths while they did a new version of the title sequence showing the development of that universe....https://youtu.be/qXw6hC7hxBA?si=8zkzVYGas0rNEHu1Anywho, one of the things I hate about modern Trek is how everything now looks too slick and polished with the bridge of the Kelvin Enterprise looking like an Apple store, that sell electronic devices, not fruit....
>>214682637And don't get me started on how fucking ugly everything was in Star Trek Discovery and WHY THE FUCK IS THE BRIDGE SOO FUCKING BIG?!?
>>214682661Probably to accommodate this disgusting fat bitch...
>>214682681Who looks like she should be talking to that probe in Star Trek 4 The Voyage Home...
>>214673054We got an toy announcement for the grandpa sex candle beverly crusher somehow
>>214682700Whatever, I wish that for 2021 they had made one more Star Trek movie where they could have had the Kelvin cast fighting a Dark Mirror Universe of themselves, possibly escalating into a temporal war with various factions and the twist that the Klingons/Romulans or the DMU side are good guys that side with the Kelvin characters and come to their aid while their counterparts side with the DMU characters and launch an all out attack.But the real twist is that Borg of the future Kelvin Timeline (KT) have been behind all of it, as they have more or less been defeated and resort to more time travel fuckery (like they did in First Contact) opening a temporal riff with the intent of having the KT and DMU factions destroy each other only for at the last minute have the DMU Borg show up, let everyone know that the KTBorg were behind all of it, causing everyone on both sides to join together and collectively destroy them!Once the KTBorg are finished, the DMUBorg keeps the portal open with the intent of returning before closing it. They explain that this means the DMU factions will be stranded in the KT if they don't return and will be easily defeated, so they all go back but warning that the KTBorg will be coming and give them the technology to defend against and destroy them, should they show up.
>>214682661They were still practicing social distancing after 400 years because "I like science"
>>214682726So how do you make the DMU Borg work?You have it that the people who are assimilated did soo willingly because they saw the Borg as their only salvation against hostile empires across the galaxy, while still being able to retain their individuality as their overall goal is not to dominate and assimilate but to explore and gather anyone who wants to join! They would also be able to leave the collective any time they wish with every decision made based on a majority vote of what would be the most logical course of action in every situation, unless it pertains directly to an individual and what they want for themselves which the collective have no dominion over.Only downside of joining is that you have to be outfitted and implanted with Borg technology in order to function within the collective, and is somewhat uncomfortable, especially the tubes they stick into your urethra and up your ass, butt it's a small price to pay with the bonus that, should you leave the collective, you can have all of that removed and your body restored 100% to its original state while it should be noted that 100% of the time that happens, males always ask to keep the Positronic Borg Fleshlight (TM) that was attached to their genitals as a "souvenir"......https://youtu.be/owGOL1iLiHQ?si=8sXBQHGrxh6ClB90!!!FACT!!!
I love how the prop designers were huge weebs. Macross/Orguss parts being canon parts of some ships is the coolest shit for some reason.
>>214682457Brown poopy fingers typed this
>>214682755Check the middle of the nacelles
I want to watch DS9 for the first time since I was a teenager. Are the first few seasons rough like TNG's early seasons?
>>214682839I enjoyed them, although they're not everybody's cup of tea. Personally I had a good time watching the Bajorans stir shit amongst themselves.
>>214682765>petty, small minded, mean spirited, racist ad hominem attacknever change, geezer
>>214682239Yeah, I've seen them.They're good but they only cover 3 of 10 books. I wish they covered more of his time as Captain instead of his coming up through the ranks.
>>214682948Gene Roddenberry was influenced by the Hornblower character while creating the Star Trek characters James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard. Nicholas Meyer, director of some of the Star Trek films, frequently cites Horatio Hornblower as one of his primary influences.https://web.archive.org/web/20011115191627/http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/interviews/stewart/page1.shtml
>>214682887NAPPY POO ATTTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214681956The original pilot episode was too cerebral and that included the color scheme of the ship being too big brained for television as well.
Take a break from all the seething, and just enjoy some redheads with pale skin wearing hot-pink bikinis. >>214677330
>>214683028I wasn't seething until this post fuck off with your chicken leg body double bitch I only fuck bajornans
>>214682242Janeway, B'Elanna, Harry, Chakotay and Tom are all good. Chekov and Uhura are good. Georgi is and Tasha is sex. VOY mogs INT
>>214682637>>214682661>>214682681>>214682700>>214682726>>214682747cringe
>>214682839not as bad, and they do improve to tng s3-6 levels much more quickly
>>214682661>WHY THE FUCK IS THE BRIDGE SOO FUCKING BIG?!?Rule of ⅓ still applies in 16:9
>>214672988we all got to go some time.
>>214682661Don't forget the built in flamethrowers. Obviously a safety feature related to venting warp plasma onto the the bridge to prevent overheating the engines.
>>214683423god the way they're all just not reacting, standing around slackjawedburnham even has the fucking gamer neck hunch going oni'd rather go back to having the consoles filled with exploding rocks that specifically target all the extras, thanks
>>214682661All the open space was probably so the camera crew could have enough room for stupid circular pans and zooms and other constant shaking movement nonsense that the new shows have to do to make people talking to each other look more exciting for the low attention span fidgety audience.
>>214681723Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>214681723It's likely a lower case L as in Captain Kirk (left) and the caption was messed up where it should have said (Captain Kirk r.) since he's on the right.
>>214674039It's better than Voyslop. Voy had a good premise and Janeway and it got fucked by dumb writers and budget constraints.
>>214683547Why didn't they give him a mustache?
>>214683423how do they hear each other in a crisis when they're 45 feet away from each other?
>>214676994>black men created bad times and Bell riots>bad times create bald, black captains>the Sisko creates good times>good times gave us DiscoveryShave your fucking head, Burnham
>>214683653They all have comm badges so those probably activate whenever some kind of alarm goes off or they go to some kind of alertness.
>>214683762sorry wait that's the wrong era so no the probably just shout real loud or something
>>214683547I love the way this guy says "IIIII'M CAPTAIN KIRK!"
>>214683907I like the way Spock implied that Yeoman Rand wants to be raped
>>214684026It was perfectly logical
ENT sucks because Berman's talent with Star Trek was acting as the censor who had the final say and veto of things. In ENT, he was one of the main creative writing forces of the show and he was unable to exercise the same editorial discretion with his own work that he could with others.Brannon Braga took advantage of this, became his writing partner, and together they pushed Star Trek off of a cliff for a few years.
>>214682242>sulu greeninto the trash it goes he's just a regular extra with the occasional spoken lines
>>214672988Apparently yes, the guy had opinions that were either simulated or directly resisted.
>>214682242After watching TOS again for the first time in years I can safely conclude that Kirk is the best.He embodies every aspect of a good Captain. He can be more Picard than Picard and more Sisko than Sisko. Beyond that the performance of Shatner is magnetic. You can't look away.TNG might have the most comfortable ship but you would want to serve under no man but Kirk. Well I wouldn't
>>214679405>cool head