The Spock scenes in TUC are Nimoy's Sherlock Holmes fanfiction edishPrevious https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/214690840#top
star trek sex with shran
Takei had scenes with Grace Lee Whitney and Christian Slater. Apparently prissy bitch who won't share a stage with Big Bill gets all the crack whores fresh outta Betty Ford
star trek pon farr with dr selar
kek what the fuck kind of link to a past thread is that OP
>>214705768anon that's not how you crosslink... >>214690840
>>214705844say it with me: Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.>>214705913>>214705921OP don't listen to them I found your unorthodox method of linking quite whimsical
>>214705913I do what I want Also there is a character named Dax in TUCTUC was before ds9 but was it after the trill EP of tng
>>214705832Isn't that the same actor that plays Weyoun?
>>214705954I like it too, it's hilarious
>>214705983
>>214705954You get a baseball card.
>>214706053why did he want the card again?
>>214706070It was sold as part of an arrangement of earth oddities. He must have wanted the other things, which is why he was willing to trade it.If you mean why Jake wanted it, it was to cheer up his dad.
Why is Picard obsessed with sending Bajorans on suicide missions?
>>214706070He didn't want the card he wanted a specific technological doohickey that was in the chest along with the card and a bunch of other stuff.
>>214706125Maybe Picard is a Royalist & thinks Bajorans are peasants? Or maybe I'm just messed up from watching 6 hours of Horatio Hornblower today.
>>214706178I thought that was McNulty, only to realize it was Mr. Fantastic
>>214706053I wonder which fan owns this prop
>>214706275A SEXUALLY SATISFIED ONE
>>214706275A lot of props were destroyed sadly, especially from TOS and TNG
Is riker actually allowed to fuck anyone since he's everybody's superior officer save for Picard?
>>214706435nah that would be improper
Moopsy.
>>214706715Fuck you I like my bones
>>214706435>>214706575Plus if he did the wrong thing then Picard would get to rape him.
>>214706844>rapeSorry. I meant "unacelibate"
Bajorans have Dorito ships
>>214705768Always hated Star Trek, but I'm watching shit I hate now that I've essentially run out of American TV to watch. Where should I start? Is it fine just to go in chronological release or is there some gay way to watch the entirety of the multiple series the right way?
>>214706885Watch Turkish star trek
>>214706831I like Bones too. He seems like a fun guy to have a drink with.
>>214706831Fun fact: in spite of rule 34, there exists no porn of this creatuee.
>>214706908Moopsy ate McCoy
>>214706885Start with TOS it is the original and the best and Kirk is by far the best and most balanced captain.Some people can't get by the 60's nature of the show but you just have to learn accept art for what it is and put your self in the right frame of mind.
>>214706885Watch it all in release order, it's that simple. You can stop at Enterprise, nothing after is Star Trek.
>>214706885TOS -> TAS -> movie 1-6 -> picrel
>>214706960
>>214706960Okay, cool. I'm a big Shatner fan. Was a kid/teenager when Boston Legal aired, and loved that. He was also great in Ms. Congeniality and the last season of the Practice. He's kind of a douche IRL though. met him once lol. >>214706966As in it's a wildly different concept? Or it's just unwatchable slop like everything past season 8 of the Simpsons?>>214706990Exactly the kind of thing I needed. Stay based, friend. Once I'm done powering through this piece of shit West Wing, this will be my watch.
>>214707021>Or it's just unwatchable slop like everything past season 8 of the Simpsons?Even worse than that because it's not the same writers, so it's nothing alike.JJ Trek is just JJ auditioning to make Star Wars movies and the new stuff is abysmal, Discovery and onward is just a bunch of shit with a Star Trek label pasted on the side. Trek is a very specific kind of show. Anyway, you'll see.
>>214707021>Or it's just unwatchable slop like everything past season 8 of the Simpsons?something like that the people who made trek from tos-ent are different from everything that came after.its clearly not the same or even aspiring to the same. the new stuff is like a guy who dressed up in the skin of trek.
I'm watching Im the Cards because anon reminded me about it. I truly think this may be the top comfy DS9 episode and it has some great funny moments. Like Sisko "greeting" the "Dominion representative" just to find out its Weyoun and he's just instantly pissed off to see him, tells him he hates him and walks away lmao
>>214705983But there are only fou-
>>214706125It’s what Bajorans deserve.
>>214706885Start with Season 3 of The Next Generation.
>>214706435Starfleet doesn’t seem to have many relationship regulations.
>>214707443
>>214707493It’s the normie option. TOS is just too old and campy.
>>214707563and yet it has so much to offer. I am watching amok time at the moment and right now as kirk is talking to spock they play a variation of the music they use when spock fights later in the episode.its a really good use of musicmy point is one the episodes are not all camp and two they are well produced. the people put a great deal of thought behind them. more than modern shows that just throw some generic sound track over a scene and call it a day.
>>214707592>they play a variation of the music they use when spock fights later in the episodegod that version of it is so good. I wish there was a clip of it without the dialog over it. also I can vouch for watching TNG first. I watched it twice actually before I watched DS9 and then TOS. I love all 3 series
>>214707674T'Pau was a looker when she was younger
>>214707749she didn't have the fun accent. I was disappointed
Why does DS9 hold up so much better than TNG?
>>214707830the characters
>>214707830It doesn't. What?
>>214707830Less/no Roddenberry influence.>>214707837Also this.
>>214707830It doesn't and because of the overarching story it has less rewatch ability. One of the best things about TNG and TOS is you can just pop on a random episode and have a little dosage of fun.
>>214707830You're on crack faggot TNG holds up perfectly well
>>214707939not as much as ds9
>>214705768Nicholas wrote a Sherlock Holmes novel that got turned into a movie 1976. The Seven percent Solution.
>>214708018Sherlock Holmes holodeck adventure with book-accurate cocaine use when?
>>214707939>>214707970Neither one of them hold up. The future is Christian. You’re about to get punted into the stone age
>>214707939Picard is an effeminate homosexual that hides in a safe room while women and children die. Sisko is a dumb violent stereotypical black guy who pronounces creole like a middle American house wife watching the cooking channel. It only holds up if you are a weird little piece of shit
When you really think about it, how DID an officer as unstable as Sisko get placed in command of an entire base? Was it a setup from the admiralty to watch him fail at some backwater, then quietly decommission him after?
>>214708144>hides in a safe room while women and children dieWhat
>>214708162Wasn’t DS9 originally a shit assignment? And Sisko only became unstable after the Prophets made him their cockslave.
>>214708163Picardy ready room is a bunker. It’s never explicitly stated but lives are lost all over the ship but never in his safe room. It’s shielding is clearly prioritized
>>214708144>literally goes out of his way to save women and children at the risk of his own life multiple times>has no qualms about going down with the ship>has no qualms about activating the self-destruct when needed>tried to 1v4 NausicaansThe only time he showed weakness was when reflecting on his failure to overcome Borgification and nearly giving in to spoonhead torture. Two things that would absolutely break lesser men to the point they'd need to retire.
>>214708207It's in the center of the saucer directly adjacent to the bridge. Are you being serious or are you fucking with us? Of course it's one of the most secure areas on the ship.
>>214708224Picard hides in his safe room a lot. Riker even tells him it’s okay boss you stay safe in there I’ll go deal with the threat. That’s their standard operating procedure. Tng is gassed. Riker is the intended self insert as evidence his constant need to ask dumb questions for exposition. Spock was a much better intended self insert. He asked from the perspective of already knowing the contents of the exposition but wanting the question as a test to the asked, which is fitting because Star Trek is all about morality. The original series anyway. The later iterations are about immortality
>>214708261You’re intentionally missing the point because you’re gay. Pike would transfer shielding to the women. Kirk would kill the enemy first. Picard hides in his closet
>>214708316Show me an example of civilian women and children dying in TNG while Picard stays in his ready room.You can't, because he immediately returns to the bridge during a Red Alert. Unless you're saying he should somehow be on the bridge in the captain's chair every hour of every day, which would be fucking insane by the way, your argument holds no water.
>>214708433Don’t feed the trolls anon.
>>214706715owo
>>214708433Picard is gay. End of story. Every example you have of him being a hard ass was no doubt shoehorned in at the begging of Patrick Stewart. The character was intentionally written to be a poof and if you cannot see that you’re a poof
>>214708458I’m not a troll. You on the other hand wait in shaded thoroughfares for unsuspecting children. Thats what a troll is
Finally done with TOS, the end there dragged really hard. I eagerly start TMP, and what a way it begins. I did not realise the TNG theme came from this movie.
>>214708550I’m currently watching my way through the TOS movies and TNG takes quite a lot from them.
i watch for she
>>214708550S3 of TOS is pretty brutal outside of like 2-3 standout episodes. The absence of Gene Coon is woefully felt, it's like the show loses all direction without him.
>>214708606That’s the best season. Star Trek is a stage play not a television show. You just don’t get art. You’re desensitized. I don’t even watch television but once or twice a year. You’re addicted to this shit so you can’t it
>>214708701No it's legitimately bad. Nonsense writing. Maybe not as bad as Disco, but it's clearly a low point for that series.
>>214708018Btw Picard's brother is the villain.
>>214708573Yeah, all the sets.
>>214708727The best episode of Star Trek is in season 3. Savage curtain. Nonsense writing? It’s a science fiction series about aliens and places and math that doesn’t exist are you fucking retarded? No it doesn’t make “sense” of course it doesn’t make sense it isn’t fucking real. You people are so deranged. If you think any episodes of Star Trek are more or less grounded in reality than others you need a head check
>>214708914You are a pussy and a bitch and I wouldn’t mind putting hands on you. You’re here because you’re hiding from people like me who would bully you elsewhere
>>214708577>most woke captain in starfleet historynah im good
>>214709003Your only friends in this entire world are trannies you have a gay relationship with itt. You’re pretty dang woke yourself
>>214709020No one here is trans
>>214709035If you have this kind of information you are in an organization with these people for lack of a better term, and there are terrorists in your organization
>>214705768>Previous https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/214690840#top
Developing an entire parallel canon for Kira Nerys and her Tal Shiar lesbian lover from the resistance days, and now they're finally reunited because of the war and go back to her quarters for vigorous worship. I'll say it's significantly better than Discovery already. All I'm waiting on is the AI that can make the full episodes.
>>214708577her*what is it with esls today
>>214708577Not enough broads talk like Katherine Hepburn anymore. It's sad.
>>214710060The biggest issue with the newer stuff for me is the way they talk. All the old ones had this ethereal, almost shakespearian way of conversing that felt timeless. Sure, there was the occasional thing that was out of place, but they tried, every from TOS to ENT has a timeless quality the rest of the shows completely miss. It's a tragic shame. I don't know if they can't do it period or if they just refuse because it hampers their ability to freestyle quips at one another, but it does a massive disservice to the franchise.
>>214710060Marriage and hand holding
did anyone else see Wrath of Khan too young and get perma-scared of Ceti eels?
How exactly did the Enterprise C vanishing during negotiations with the Romulans lead to war with the Klingons 22 years later?
>>214711848butterfly effect
Whats the best looking uniform star trek has ever had?
>>214711848Ent-C sacrificed itself to save a Klingon outpost showing great courage and honor, as well as a willingness to fight and die even for Klingons, which led to peace talks.
>>214711934Movies 2-6 were peak. Special mention to the excursion outfit Kirk wears during WoK.
>>214710941there was definitely a directive to make the characters more "real" to bring in normies and women.Didn't happen, but they keep trying anyway.To be fair, I think that's all a lot of these writers can do.
>>214712005Star Trek needs to be written by writers who wrote short stories for pulpy sci-fi magazines. But magazines went extinct. So, nobody can write Star Trek 'sodes anymore.
>>214711970That tracks. I don't know how I missed that.
>>214711998Sheesh. They are pretty swagged up, that's for sure. I like TNG a lot though.
>>214707021>I'm a big Shatner fanIn that case you'll love TOS. He's the main character by far, and he puts a lot into the role.
>>214707830The characters have personality and it's interesting to watch them go about their day. TOS is the same.The TNG gang are just sleepwalking through life.
>>214710941The writers were also more literate and from a much different generation. They didn't have a "writer's room"
>>214708103t. out numbered 3:1 against the Confucians alone
>>214710060>>214708577It should have been Admiral Insaneway chewing out Picard for his sheer fucking hubris
>>214705768That's not what he said in I Am Spock... he said he was disappointed in the script because it didn't show more about what the Klingons were like, he wanted to go to their homeworld
>But you... I never forget a face>Chekov wasn't in TOS until season 2>Khan appears in S1E22 Space Seedroddenhack strikes again!
>>214707830Better cast, better setting, better characters, better writing. It's just much more exciting to watch.
>>214708577Does she serve time in any of the Trek novels? There had to have been some consequences for giving their technology to all those alien races
>>214712578>Chekov wasn't in TOS till season 2Maybe he was in earlier but he made sure nobody remembers?
>>214708577that SLUTshe is a SLUT SLUT
>>214712730Good, that's good. I want star trek sex with janeway!
best asmr episodes? any 'ration
>>214712578So? Doesn't mean he wasn't on the ship
>>214712875Do you think Khan harbors similar ill will to security guard #32?
>>214712904He clearly holds a grudge towards the Enterprise and all her crew.
>>214707830TNG still holds up but DS9 has my favorite crew
>>214712717She got promoted I think
>>214708470Picard isn't gay, he's just a traditional aristocratic Navy man. See Horatio Hornblower if you want to see who he was inspired by.
I know its not technically trek but just saw an episode of columbo with shatner earlier :3
Would a ferengi tempel be zoned as commercial on the promenade?
>>214712904His rage towards redshirt 34 is unending he's ambivalent about 32
>>214713078>redshirt 34/trek/ is getting its own porn booru?
>>214712717They made her an admiral and give her busy work and high on caffeine in the desperate hope she doesn't destroy the universe in a moment of caffeine deprived insanity
>>214713113They gave her an entire quadrant lol
>>214712717She failed upwards. Common occurrence with DEI hires.
You have to own it.
>>214713094khan isn't a fan of degeneracy hence his hatred of Redshirt 34
the dream bridge crew:>Ship: Enterprise-D>Captain: James T. Kirk>XO: Spock>Second In Command: Benjamin Sisko>Conn: Tom Paris>Tactical: Worf, Son of Mogh>Security Officer: Odo>Science Officer: Data>Chief Engineer: Montgomery Scott >Medical Officer: McCoy
i think i got something in my eyes, bros...
>The original series anyway. The later iterations are about immortalityIt feels like we have people in these threads who ONLY like TOS and they are becoming a very vocal majority. I feel like a good portion of these threads now are nothing but Shatner and TOS jerk off factories. Am I crazy? Should I even complain since its actually on topic and better than tripfag attention whoring?
>>214713737You sound new as fuck. Lurk moar.
>>214705768>watching DS9 for the first time>tfw it's a Lwaxana Troi episodeShe isn't gonna pop up in Voyager, is she?
>>214713760I like her DS9 episodes. Lwaxana is a pleb filter honestly
>>214713737I can't speak for others, but I love TOS. And TNG, and DS9 and even VOY.
>>214713718Emotions are illogical
>>214713737Yes you are crazy nufag we mostly talk about Ds9 but all real trek discussion is welcome
>>214713756Anons new perspective is welcome and accurate. You are a sexual predator and political extremist trying to groom people and you are so inefficient and clumsy you literally have to ask the majority to be quiet so your extremely vocal minority can continue head patting eachother and pretending you’re not severely outnumbered in the first world and outgunned. You dummies actually think this is some mirage of freedom on the hecking World Wide Web. This site has been a government honeypot since the first time it made the news
>>214713884>Anons new perspective is accurateNo, it isn't. Which he would know if he had lurk'd moar.
>>214713882You have a dedicated discord of people who devote a full time jobs worth of time into pushing the narrative DS9 is popular and communism is viable. You’re literally a dumbass in a cult
>>214713897You are a schizophrenic retard. Most people don’t even know DS9 exists. Virtually everyone on this planet knows who Kirk and Spock are. Maybe 20-30% know who Picard is
Why do none of the new spock actors act like spock? Spock has a deep raspy voice with a smooth almost asmr cadence.Closest I've seen that sort of at least matches spocks speaking pace is Todd Haberkorn, but he sounds too clean to be Spock.
>>214713737The thread can be anything you want it to be. Conformity is for conformists who like to conform. No need to be like them.
>>214713953Because none of them care about the character of Spock. Only Nimoy did.
>>214713760Sadly, yes. This scary old lady keeps showing up and screwing up everything. She is to Trek what Phyllis Diller was to 'Scooby-Doo'.
>>214713897They give deep space nine out for free at estate sales and flea markets and I throw it in the trash
>>214713980>Sadly, yes.fug
>>214713953I think Quinto did fine.
>>214714038TOS spock isn't a menacing mean gay.
>>214714077>TOS Spock isn't gayyou aint been pay attention, honey
>>214714077>gayStop smoking fucking fentanyl and trying to formulate coherent sentences. 2009 Spock is with one of the most attractive women that has ever lived and the highest paid actress of all time
>>214713970Nimoy didn’t truly care either.
>>214714160Yeah, but Quinto ain't.
>>214714181It doesn’t matter if the actor is gay or not retard, the character isn’t. Quinto is a competent actor.
>cuts your head open>eats your brain>gains your power>dies of a prion diseasewhat did he mean by this
>>214706340Many TOS props were remade repeatedly from common schematics, at least for the Enterprise props and sets. It's why every pre-NuTrek series had a TOS episode, since remaking the bridge of the Constitution had been honed to an art.
>>214714315Is there a Voyager TOS episode?
>>214714315Was there a TOS Voyager episode? I can’t remember, I know there’s the Sulu episode, but that was on the Excelsior.
>>214712058Doctor Who got screwed by the same issue.
>>214713908What? Please take your discord shit and fuck off you retard, /trek/ is Ds9 and always was and always will be not interested in your weird tranny shit
>>214714167And yet his next book was I Am Spock
>>214714167>>214714482Followed by, "Who is Spock?" and "Everyone is Spock"
>>214714512And don’t forget
gul dukat did nothing wrong
>>214714553Classic
>>214714819gullie duckers
>>214714819Yes he did, he didn’t kill them all.
>>214706960I’m an 80s kid and TNG was my first trek. But as soon as I saw the 80s movies and TOS series, it became my favorite. Also, there were trading cards. It is difficult to convey to modern to youth what it was like to like something but only be able to clwatch it when it aired on TV. TOS aired as reruns on my local Fox affiliate. Same as TNG. Between airings, I enjoyed watching VHS tapes I recorded, collecting the cards, and reading whatever I could find. I also had the ship models from the local hobby shop.
>becomes the literal devil>still jobs itwhat a fucking hack LMAO
>>214714819He didn't get a statue that was wrong
Dukat deserves a commemorative plaque at MOST.
where do you even watch season 1 of prodigy? >just don't watch itit's the only star trek I have left to watch
>>214715722>wants to watch a literal child’s cartoon
>>214715722Netflix
>You don't appear vicious and bloodthirsty.>Thats a stereotype, we're not all vicious and bloodthirsty.B'Elanna is like the only Klingon who isn't. And she's being very disingenuous here, not mentioning that she's only half Klingon
>>214716288>B'Elanna is like the only Klingon who isn't.Wrong. Alexander's mother was also a based and chill half Klingon half human you fucking space cadet
tfw no grilka gf
>>214714034anon's full of it. her last appearance is in a ds9 episode
>>214708186That's what I've always thought. Sisko was a malcontent about to retire anyways, O'Brien had just turned Captain Picard into a child with his incompetence, Kira was too opinionated to be near the provisional government, Bashir was a creep, Dax was Dax. The station was staffed by cast offs nobody else wanted.
>>214716288grilka was chill
>>214715795I don't really but I wanted to see the last tv series out>>214715988Season 2 only
>>214716581>grilka was chilka
>>214716626S1 is wholly removed from streaming outside of "buying" it on apple tv/amazon prime video/etc. Only other option is buying the bluray set.
>>214716577What's wrong with Dax?
>>214717494Uses its hosts like a flesh condom.
>>214717494The most useless science officer in the history of Trek. The powers that be knew that and sent her to DS9 where it wouldn't really matter.
>>214717494>a Federation ambassador and a Starfleet officer just happen to bond with a worm that can retain its memories and sense of self across centurieshmm....
Is Picard honestly the worst TV show of all fucking time? It's genuinely baffingly stupid, like actually a fucking horrifingly terribly written show>7of9 can't join starfleet because she's a fucking Borg an Starfleet don't trust her because of her borg heritage>5 minutes later show Icheb is part of StarfleetGenuinely, what the actual fuck. Even Rings of Power looks like a masterpiece of television writing compard to this fucking garbage.you have to also love every time a secondary TNG/DS9/Voy character shows up, they fucking die in some awful fucking way. Thank fuck Barclay wasn't brought back because they would probably have him killed in some sort of Mortal Kombat style fatality.>But muh S3.Literally still dogshit. People just got caught up with the TNG memberberries.
>>214717706
>>214717494She's a shitty officer which would be forgivable if she was an interesting character but she's not that either. She always needs to one up every conversation with an anecdote from a past host so the only thing unique about jadzia is that she's promiscuous, but not really just sorta. And until Worf shows up all her episodes are about the worm or her dealing with unresolved shit from a past life.
>>214717624>The most useless science officer in the history of Trek.I guess you're right, lmao. I'm on Season 4 now, and I've completely forgotten that she's supposed to be a science officer.
>>214717723I know they killed icheb because I was dumb enough to watch the first season, who else did they kill off?
>>214717735The Picard is horny
>>214717795Ro Laren and the blonde Starfleet bitch from The Best of Both Worlds.
>>214717795Hugh, Ro Laren, Shelby, Doctor Maddox, Lore.
>>214717735>>214717706>>214717847The Picard wipes his ass with the Prime Directive.
>>214717723Trekkie Nicholson's video literally has production members from the Picard show literally talking shit about it and calling it terrible in the comments.
>>214717723>Thank fuck Barclay wasn't brought back because they would probably have him killed in some sort of Mortal Kombat style fatality.Given that the actor is a chud, I fully expected them to.
>>214717706>>214717735is this actor leland palmer from twin peaks?
>>214717991His name is Ray Wise, Champ. That's short for Champion, and I can't say anymore or I will get accused of blogposting again.
>>214717991he's also the crane goon from robocop
>>214717991Yep. He was in Robocop too.
Mairzy doats and dozy doatsAnd liddle lamzy diveyA kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
so whats these useless vulcan peoples super power again?
>>214717723You have to love how they think Utopia Planetia is literally on the surface of Mars.. instead of in space.It never even explains why Picard is "responsible" for the android attack, because the ships he used to go save romulans, were a civilian fleet of cargo ships.
>>214718107Sounds queer
>>214718057The only competent one
>>214717795icheb is still alive in the prime timeline. bet to ignore everything from abrams and kurtzman. its not even consistent with itself let alone existing canon
>>214717991And Swamp Thing
THE MOTHERFUCKER REALLY SHOT PICARD
I LIKED Reaper. There. I said it.
>>214717739dax gets a little better once you realize that they never stopped following the TNG rules. the worms are in complete control of their hosts and trill society. after they got exposed in TNG they needed to make up lies about how the worms worked so they could join the federation, since the federation does not allow castes or slavery. it also explains why dax was a deranged slut no matter who the host was.deep in youre heart you know i am right. you know that ds9 sucks
So they're making down syndrome Spock fuck every woman on the ship?
>>214718709his hairline on his bangs has consistently been way too highare the barbers bad? does his hair simply not grow longer than that? has nobody heard of a wig before?
>>214713718>if it makes you feel any better I forcibly implanted a backup copy of my consciousness into Dr. McCoy without his knowledge or consent. He is also a good friend
>>214718709Probably. I genuinely don't understand what the fuck the point of this is. It's fucking retarded. Or I guess some faggot woman writer on the show just really wants to fuck Spock and does it by proxy this way.
>>214713441The XO is the second in command.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-jJleIK7xsStar Trek legacy blocked because Kurtzman is a spiteful fuckhead who hates Matalas apparently.Lines up with the story about how Kurtzman hates Fuller and got the rights to The Silence of the Lambs to cancel Clarice out of spite, which is pretty based lmao.That said, Legacy would probably be shit anyway. The Enterprise... G? also fucking sucks, like, do we want to be looking at this for a whole series?
I need to take a shit. How the fuck do I undo this thing?
>>214720052No need. Just beam the shit out.
captain: commodore deckerfirst officer and science officer: captain deckerhelmsman: captain stylestactical and security: black captain scottengineering: argyleops: captain estebanmedical: pulaskiship: USS Lucasmission: restore the timeline at any cost
>>214720036People asking for legacy were just full of hopium since S3 of PIC had just finished and they were still in the honeymoon periodLooking back on it now, legacy would've been more of the same putridity. S3 was all fanservice and nostalgia bait, while the writing continued to be ass. Do we really think Nu7, drug addict first officer, Sassy Picardson, and the rest of the randos would've made an interesting cast, especially on yet another death star bridge set?
>>214720090Into space? That's pollution. They should recycle it into water and snacks like the still suits from dune.
>>214720036legacy isnt blocked. an idea has to be more than half baked to get blocked. it was just losers fishing for work while they had some media attention. all of nutrek would have been canceled 5 years ago if not for the amortage
>>214720280>legacy isnt blockedthat's where it starts.
Terr Bear WILL get his way. He is oh so patient.
>>214720575why do they all look like thumbs
are raktajinos good
>>214721339no. they just forgot how to make coffee between TOS and VOY
>>214706831>>214706908Bones is the best. Karl Urban carried the JJTrek movies for me.
>>214721339>>214721388its the cardassian replicators, they cant do good coffee but klang coffee they can make.
>>214721339they have to be considering everyone's jonesing for oneit's stated at least once that klingons find human food bland, so I imagine it's a very rich and deep coffee flavor
>>214721424The secret ingredient is targ poo
I wouldn't drink a replicated cup of coffee. I would maybe try replicated beans, but I still need to make the coffee myself.
Lurching through Picard season 3. Everyone is kind of "off" still. At least the adventure is sort of Starfleet in a way. Better than season 2 at least. Too many member berries? Perhaps. But it's at least apparent that the writers are sort of familiar with what actually happened on Star Trek.
>>214721396wait, is all the stuff on the promenade replicateddoes that mean its all replicated klingon food
>>214713953no one else besides tim russ knew how to do a vulcan correctly
>>214721572no the klingon food is still alive but in very poor condition because imported i guess. very touristy.
>>214721505Siphon brewing using the vacuum of SPACE.
Havent watched a trek for years and suddenly decided to boot up strange new worlds. I dont know what the consensus is on it but the first scene with Pike is in some cabin with some woman and they’re having breakfastJust makes me so sad this ”realism” thing they’re going for. From the lighting to the props, its just soulless. Compare it to any scene in TOS and you’ll see while it ”technically” looks better, artistically it does notYes the sets were a bit goofy in TOS but so what, people dont watch Star Trek for the realismIdk if im alone in feeling this. Its not exclusive to star trek by any means
>>214721851I was thinking about how childbirth and pregnancy would work in Zero G the other day at 3AM when I couldn't fall back asleep. Just shit like your kid being born with extreme bone density loss.
>>214722012All of Nu-Trek is just made by people who don't "get it". It's so fucking eerie to see Star Trek made by people who don't even like Star Trek.
>>214722023Typhon expanse? More like SYPHON expanse.
>>214722023>giving birth without the benefit of gravity to help it fall the fuck out let alone with the mother having 0 muscle mass and bone density0G species would never survive if they reproduced via live birth
>>214722012believe me, your opinion is not unpopular there's this general feeling of insincerity implicit in nutrek that's inherently offputting to anyone who knows better
>>214722305Just evolve wider hips again. Giving birth is not this hard for most other mammals
>>214722449yeah because other infant mammals have tiny heads. i guess if you're in 0G there's no cost to just evolving ridiculously retarded body proportions.
Alex Kurtzman is a hero unironically who filtered out the dweebs and losers
>>214722547Love me some fat-assed floaty girls
Savior of the STAR TREK® revocably licensable intellectual property. We True Fans must thank him.
>>214722324>>214722150Im not so much talking about the plots and stories since this is the first time i watch nutrek (altho ive heard mostly negative things about those, except the later seasons of Picard)Im also noticing the camera work and lense is so off putting, it just changes the vibe completelyI think i felt that watching Discovery aswell but to a much lesser degree
>>214722688Nobody knows how to film shit these days, they can have cameras showing a dozen different angles and they mix and match in the editing. It's why Ridley has become such a lazy slop merchant, one take and just get jeets to fix it later.
>>214722662Trvth nvke
>>214722835>Nobody knows how to film shit these daysToo much green screenery is at fault
>>214722662look at his soulless black eyes
>>214722688>>214722835It seems as though nobody knows how to do anything right these days
>>214723012I may stay up late tonight to see a certain sexy blue man
>>214722662Let’s be honest. He added much needed vigour, creativity and change to the series, which is also the guiding principles of the seriesThe difference between nutrek and TNG is smaller than the difference between TOS and TNG, so in a certain sense we could even classify TNG as nutrek, and Kurtzman was actually a bit of a conservative in that regard
>>214723012>The WireIt's Garak kino time
>>214708162Show where Sisko was fundamentally unstable before any of those decisions would be made. He had depression after Wolf 359 for obvious reasons, had a respectable grievance period, but still did his job well at the shipyards or design division. Junior staff officer with domestic/engineering interests is perfect for a garrison assignment.The Deep Space Nine post was not particularly important at the time of his assignment, as while Bajor had a past spacefaring civilization and would be a boon to the Federation, the Cardassian Union bullied them into irrelevance for the most part. The only importance of DS9 came with the discovery of the stable wormhole to the Delta Quadrant, but by that point Sisko's connection with the Prophets and the endorsement of Kai Opaka would make it politically difficult to remove of undermine Sisko at his position (defacto Federation executive in the Bajoran region).He arguably made some ruthless choices dealing with the Marquis, but defectors in military situations being dealt with harshly is not something new or unique. Neither is subertfuge in wartime, especially against and amongst enemies who've always dealt in such realms (motherfucking Romulans for fucks sake, the most disingenous race for the entirety of the fictional universe's existence). Get over it.>tl;dr: "Sisko did nothing wrong" and "Eddington was right" can both be true, and are.
>>214723249>Eddington was rightAbout what? Because I remember him making 0 points and just being a cartoon villain.
>>214723249Eddington was right? News to me
>>214723249Eddington was not right at all. The Maquis and their plight in general is fucking retarded.>be the Maquis>decided to move into contested territory bordering an aggressive power either during or right after a bloody war with the Federation>the diplomatic situation with the Cardassians is still in flux>move to those contested worlds anyway>treaty finally happens, gives some of them away>OOOOI I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY ME FEDERATION! I'M BEING OPPRESSED! HELP! I AM NOW A TERRORIST!Fuck that, man. They were just opportunists; land-grabbers. With all of the class M planets that are described as being empty or near-empty in the Alpha Quadrant alone, and they decide to settle in a tiny little contested corner and then cry about it?
>>214723362I have a feeling the story tellers were trying to make an analogy of a real world or historical situation but i never figured out which one was as retarded as the Maquis
>>2147230124/5 is pretty good, although I'm certain many people hate that Voyager episode.
>>214718709Kirk fucked space bitches because he couldn't fuck his true love, The Enterprise. Spock can't fuck logic so has to cope by fucking bitches.>>214720139>engineering: argyleDisgusting.>medical: pulaskiExquisitely refined tastes.>>214722023Bashir had some tough times with women.
>>214723482Nobody hates Bride of Chaotica, it's an all-timer holodeck episode.
>>214723571The only people who think Kirk fucked every woman that moves are retarded women who have never watched TOS. Spock is even more retarded.
>>214723012>The Wire
>>214723571Bashir's lack of success with women must be especially frustrating for him since he knows he could fix all those women with a hypospray full of his own special blend.
Spock was incredibly horny for that Cloud hoe but he lost his boner when he found out she supports apartheid. I don't remember Kirk ever having a fixation on some random alien woman like that.
>>214723012>ChaoticaWas that one of the Flash Gordon ripoff holodeck programs? Those were kino. Although TOS and TNG are weak, solid 3 hours at the back end of that lineup.>>214723608Yeah Spock got his share of tail in TOS and even McCoy got a few flings; the idea of Kirk is exagerrated but a fun quip, stop being a repressed "ackshually" repressed fag
>>214723012kinocrapkinomehcrino
>>214723779Nah, I'm pretty sure you're a retarded fake-fan who wasn't watched TOS.Probably also a Nu Trek faggot.
>>214723362you're the retarded one, the territory wasn't contested when they moved there, and the peace treaty was upheld until very recently
>>214723781>crinoexplain
>>214723866He's so chubby.
>>214723866cringe kino or crap kino, whichever you preferI do like ENT but someone was inevitably gonna complain if I was only positive about it
>>214723816Cope and seethe
>>214723931but i want to know what parts of that episode you don't like. it's when Archer and T'Pol are tied together in a sexy way isn't it?
>>214723477Maybe those guys that made the Sealandia country?
>>214723928it's all those delicious non-replicated meals made by a real chef
>>214723847I don't care if it was before during or after the warCardassia was occupying Bajor for 50 FUCKING YEARS. They were well known as an aggressive, expansionist militant power for decades. The Maquis colonists say they've been there for 20 years if I remember correctly, the Indian guys in TNG -- that means they willingly moved to the border of an aggressive martial power.It was an obvious risk.No, I do not feel bad for them.
>>214723971YeahI do like the episode, I even think the bit where archer gets a face-full of t'politties is funny, I just think ENT forces the sex appeal too much sometimes to the point where I full body cringe
>>214724032>Cardassia was occupying Bajoryeah, bajor, not the colonies, the colonies of the quadrant superpower that mogged them hard enough that they were forced to abandon bajor
>>214724152Decontamination is serious business.
The colonists in these situations are levels of narcissistic and delusional that just beggar belief because their entire way of life is enabled and subsidized by the Federation. They put them on the planet. They gave them everything they needed. If shit doesn't work out they would be able to come back home or be relocated. All they have to do is fucking LARP as farmers and pioneers and shit every day with really not a care in the fucking world. If the Federation says "Ok we're not colonizing this planet anymore it's time to go" the people they put there have no logical or moral standing to oppose that. It's literally like vibe of a toddler screaming at mom saying it's time for bed.
>>214724183>yeah im just going to move to an unclaimed, unprotected war in a neutral zone along the border of a power that has been BRUTALLY OPPRESSING AND OCCUPYING WORLDS LIKE BAJOR FOR HALF A CENTURY>surely nothing bad could happen, like a war with the Federation>oh no there's a war between the Cardassians and the Federations, how could this happen!>Well... we survived the war somehow. Surely they won't divy up this neutral zone in the treaty...>Oh no they've done it! They've divied it up in the treaty!>I am now going to become a terrorist against the Federation!Just consider the logic of the average Maquis and it all falls apart. They are not a likable bunch.
>>214724242unclaimed, unprotected world rather
>>214724242the federation teamed up with the cardassians. they should have stayed out of it
>>214723249DS9 was not just not particularly important before the wormhole, it wasn’t important at all. He was assigned a janny job in a backwater specifically to get him far away from anything important, that’s the point
>>214724843I mean, it was important as a frontier DMZ between feddies and cardies.Unimportant is something like the outer moons of betazed.
>>214724972Sure, but my read on the assignment was that it was nothing anyone at Starfleet really cared about any more than any other backwater caretaker position. He was there because they wanted to sweep him under the rug somewhere, once again that’s the point. Why Miles accepted such a shit posting is the real hole
>>214725037wasn't it like a promotion and better money or something in his case?
>>214725070I mean not actual money but like that's the vibe I got somehow
>>214725070Future so no money, Keiko was pissed. Definite downgrade from transporter monkey on the flagship, at least using the same reasoning Riker applied to turning down commands. Once again just my read but they just wanted Sisko out of the way somewhere where him being a depressed hothead would have limited consequences
>>214725141No you know what I think I kinda remember now it was the fact that it actually was a way better job for him getting to be a chief engineer instead of a transporter janny as far as being a fulfilling job, but Keiko suffered because she basically had nothing to do as a botanist anymore.
>>214725070he got to go from being a transporter monkey to being chief engineerhe basically got geordi's job but for a space station
>>214725141i think we all agree ds9 is much better if its all in his head
>And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.>And they're not gonna hold me down no more.>No they're not gonna change my mind.
>>214725086>>214725141He meant "replicator rations"whatever makes the fedderation feel better about using NOT!currency
DS9 is a soap opera way 2 much relationship bullshit
>>214718549We all did anon
>>214725632Don't forget the transporter credits that cadets have to put up with and definitely trade to Orion slave girls for green Orion sexy times
>>214718549Ray Wise as the Devil was absolutely perfect casting. I liked it too.
>>214725141And despite Starfleet's best efforts he still gasses an entire planet of colonist refugees and lets himself be turned into a linear time translator for the prophets, which is funny because it's basically the equivalent of Picard accepting his role as Locutus, albeit for a benign entity rather than a malevolent one, but still, talk about a failure of a command officer. Even Q outright states he's inferior.>You hit me! Picard never hit me!>I'm not Picard.>No, you're much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me.And he's proven right, repeatedly. Just look at that episode where he's shipwrecked with Dukat.
>>214725607I would watch 5 seasons of O'Brien mercilessly slaughtering Cardies.
>>214725632>>214725141Wait, if the federation doesnt have money, how do people like Sisko's GF get independent vessels? Do you have a sicial credit score that goes up enough to allow you to requisition a vessel from an industrial replicator, or can just anyone get a ship regardless of status, just cause they feel like it? if the former, then the social credit score would essentially be money, no?
>>214725768>and then Q never bothered him again
>>214725722The cadets have to use transporter credits to keep them in line and are use like treats for dogs. You can't have discipline if half your class is fucking about in Paris while you're on KP.
>>214725481Personally I think it’s better in my head, but I’ve got a lot of space in there
>>214725831>Q proves Sisko is inferior and irrational>leaves because it's a waste of timeIt's the same reason he doesn't waste time fucking with the Klingons.
>>214725858akoocheemoya, we are far from our ancestors
>>214725861It works both ways. Picard being a pussy means Q knows he can fuck with him, and so he does
>>214725797you do work for non-starfleet federation-allied entities, you gain capital, you spend that capital on a ship
>>214725893nigga Q is literally, and I mean literally in the actual way it's meant to be used, omnipotent, he could derezz Sisko in undying agony for eternity if he wanted, do you really think Sisko won a fistfight against Q? like come on man, think for a second, if Q wanted he could have phased out of reality and then punched a fist sized hole through Sisko, there's no contest in a competition of brawn, it was entirely mental and Sisko was utterly defeated
>>214712990> Picard isn't gay, he's just a traditional aristocratic Navy man.So he’s gay.
>>214725956So you cant get ships through direct federation means? Does that mean the government does not use money, but the private sector does?
>>214725971What’s more entertaining as a universal shitposter? Picking on a guy like Picard who calmly plays along and just gives you the stink eye or a guy like Sisko you can easily bait into chimping out and gassing a planet or something? C’mon man
THE HIGHER THE NEWER >>214726084
>>214726062Q was a trickster, but his intention was always first proving that humans deserve to exist and grow, as the rest of the Continuum saw them as a threat, he's always been in our corner, and Sisko's clearly not useful as a show of human intelligence and patience.
>>214717739And after Worf shows up she becomes a Klingon-wannabe.
>>214725998BI-CURIOUS
>>214726213It’s not gay if it’s underway.
>>214726140I never bought that humans are somehow a threat to the Q. Even in the dumbest depths of Voyager humans were bugs on the highway of the continuum, and we evolve into giant salamanders apparently. It’s just the writers trying to write about things that are smarter than they are and failing miserably, just like every time they they make a superintelligent hivemind or an advanced superintelligent race a bunch of retarded jobbers, and they do that pretty frequently
>>214726256The giant salamanders was devolution. Q even says we have the potential to eventually surpass them, probably the same way all the episodes with people turning into pure energy and flying away do.
>>214726321Q says all sorts of shit
>>214726321Also it wasn’t a devolution, that was the TNG episode with introns, In Voy Paris turning into Brundlefly and eventually a salamander is explicitly described as an evolution. It’s Voy tho so don’t worry about it
