its nearly over.previous >>214748407
>literally hand waving
Which hybrid is dying today?
>>214752707Spoilers for the ending. You've been warned.
So how will the Eye get out of containment or will it spend the whole season in a lamb?
So wendy can now also hijack tech without even touching the screens, such bullshit
>>214752737>LET'S GOOOOOOKavalier is LITERALLY r3ddit
>>214752795Boy Retard is going to let it loose
>>214752795Boy Kavalier is gonna let him out to save everybody from the ayys
>ADHDHe just like me fr frExcept I walk around with my cock out instead of my feet
Vincent Price's character from The Raven would be impressed with Wendy's ability to perform magic by gesture.
Jesus Christ, Boy Retard; just fuck the fucking eye thing already.
>>214752795Prodigy kid will let it out to put it in a person because he wants to talk to it even as his whole island is in a crisis
Where do you guys watch dis shit together
>LE ADHDhow many holes were DEI-d into the writer's room for this
So the ayy can just hear her from infinite distance?
>>214752841They can't seem to decide if it's psychic or if it's literally a language
>>214752837tvpass.orgdo not thank me
Boy Retard uses the Happy Hacking Keyboard!
Wendy can literally do anything now
>only 33 minutes left>nothing resolved it's already over
just give me the fuckin morrow and kirsh buddycop show goddammit
what race is this Rashidi cocksucker?
They were worried enough about Morrows arm to encase it in steel but not enough to just cut it off?I'm sure there's even a latch to pop it off
I was going to write up an entire effortpost on how the show is saying that Nibs' consciousness is not localized in her body, what she said in this episode hints at that again. So yeah, basicalyl>Nibs is having out of body experiences, probably triggered by trauma and depersonalizationThere's like 4 hints, picrel is the first.I don't agree with that because a robot doesn't have a human soul, but that's what the show is saying.
is nibs the first redhead in the alien franchise?
>>214752876LE MYSTERY BOX LE CLIFFHANGERBRAVO BRAVO BRAVO I LOVE JEWISH MEDIA SLOP STARRING NEPO BABY UGLY DYKES GIMME GIMME
>They put his cyborg arm in a metal bucket instead of just removing it
>>214752902why this fishmouth bitch always got her mouth open?close your mouth fishbitch
Morrow is damn good. I hope to God he does not get killed off like a jobber.
>Nibs be likeDefinitely still would.
>>214752913>5 planned seasonsWhat else you were expecting?
>the mold scrubbers mean nothingBRAVOalso Hermit-kun is the Ocellus host
MOLDCHAD BACK
>>214752955There is no way they manage to get people to watch 5 fucking seasons of this, right?
>>214752788>retarded frogposter all alongGo figure.
>the guard has keys to the arm holster lolHow convenient!
>ep 7 wasn't even a ramp upWE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!
>>214752955As long as they get rid of the nepo bitch and focus on boy kirsch and morrow then i'm fine.i may be the only one but i like that nigger smee. he's my nigga
>he's one of usI LOVE SMEE I LOVE SMEE
>synthbowl already
how the fuck does an elevator have a self destruct sequence
FIGHT OF THE YEAR
PICK IT UP A BIT, IT'S THE LAST FUCKING EPISODE
>Hawley plays the dadWhy? so bizarre.>>214753006re:>>214752955>>214752913
>>214752902
SYNTHBOWL
when you expected it to be bad and its somehow worse
MORROW IS FIGHTING KIRSH!
>>214753006>Wendy literally has magic powers that are never described or explainedAre you people literally just making this shit up as they go? Do you not have actual writers?
>Wendy is now omniscientfuck this COCKSUCKING show
>>214752737Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
>MORROW FLOYDLOL
>fags already coping realizing that they wasted 7 weeks of their lives for mystery box slopLMAOOOOOOOdeserved
>>214753028KEK
Why was Morrow with the brother? Where is the black ops team Morrow was caught with? Why didn't boy wonder use of them for his Eye experiment?
>I hacked all the technology!
>Wendy SueTumblr fan fiction
They escaped too easy
>>214753042it's fucking AI it aint gotta explain shit
>>214753067I watched the first 7 episodes on Saturday though...
>>214753052if he isn't Ocellus' host then we suffered this ugly FtM looking faggot for nuttin
>>214753067Do you think people did nothing but watch and rewatch each episode for the entire week it released on?
Remember the first time Morrow saw Kirsh he shit himself and jumped out a window rather than fight him?Yeah guess that was the right call
>>214753052Yea. In the same way Daisy Ridley is "Charismatic as hell"/sarcasm
>>214753091this crap doesn't deserve a second of our time. end of. but after we suffered through covenant and romulus we'll eat any slop because it's LE ALIENtm
wendy ass shot when she got up from the floor
What was the fuckin point of that
Nibs growlin
I'm still catching up, what was the point of the sex scene in the middle of nowhere?
Holy hell this is insanely bad
>>214753116>Our>WeI have no intention of sucking down anymore of this slop after this season.
i just jerked off to Syd-chan's sex scene on Pistol after swearing i wouldn't soil her pure image. i am deserving of punishment and retribution.
>>214753091It did get me to rewatch Prometheus and Covenant, which now look like fucking masterpieces by comparison.
>>214752895I thought she might be interfaced with another alien and doesn’t realize it. The weird thoughts / violent behavior.
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>>214753157No, no bro don't let yourself believe that. They're all dogshit.
HE HIT HIM WITH THAT SPECIAL MOVEMORROW IS SUPER OWERTHIS IS A FIVE STAR MATCH BROTHERHE'S OVER WITH /tv/ BIG TIMEWHITE HOT HEAT
NIBS KILLIN TIME!
>>214752737so the earth is actually one big alien... amazing
NOOOO HE FUCKING JOBBED
>the dogshit characters are taking out the good ones
I'm so fucking tired of the robokids
MY FATHER WAS A DRINKER AND A FIEND -- Boy Kavalier
>Wanna know how I got these scars
Get him Ocellus!
I turned away for a few seconds and Morrow busted a nut on Kirsh's face?
Nibs should have been cut from this shit. Stupid pointless arc
>>214753209>he fucking jobbedIf you're talking about the android fight, I was rooting for Raylon Gibbons, so I'm happy.
>wendy, a normal girl with no prior anti social tendencies, when a parasite bursts out of her brothers lung and guts an army of innocent men: >wendy, when her brother shocks her equally genocidal, psychopathic murder synth sibling:NOOOOOOOOOthey literally just recreated the David scene from covenant. okay so Wendy is the bad guy, why? why? why is wendy the bad guy for absolutely no fucking reason? why cant you write a compelling character?
>>214753227>smart enough to build a robot at 6>dumb enough to walk up to a bunch of psychotic robots and taunt them
>>214753258Kirsh got Blacked.
Holy fuck that was so dumb.
OH FUCK OFF
Honestly guys this was funny for a few years but I don't want Disney to get sold to China. Please I am begging you guys to get the unemployed kids from DOGE, have them go through your entire employee roster, viciously and unrelentingly destroy anyone who has ever expressed woke views and fire them and if they will not leave get Mexican Cartel mercenaries to threaten them until they do leave.Then you rehire the most no nonsense pragmatic workers in America.Please America needs this Disney, please do it as a patriotic exercise, please do it as almost a rebellion against trash politics and evil malevolence, rage, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT!
Boy and Morrow are amazing performers and the best characters and they just fucking jobbedNOAH HAWLEY MUST FUCKING HANG
>Nibs committing violent murderMan these kids have come a long way from the start.
Tumblr fan fiction
Wendy is Neo fighting Agent Smith
>>214753290Hawley should be publicly executed on national television
OCELLUS HERMIT
>>214753285>the unemployed kids from DOGEthe... lost boys?
LOL WENDY'S THE ONE!
>They're honestHECKING BASTE
ocellus btfo by jesus girl kek
Nibs isn't people
>>214753311before that, he must be raped Kevin Nash style.
GET FUCKED EYECELS
What is this jedi bullshit
>wendy can control synths nowHoly fuck, this might be the worst writing I've seen in "premier" television.
this show is so utterly fucking stupidpic (sadly) unrelated
THAT FUCKING KICK HAHAHAHAFUCK THE EYE
APOLOGIZE TO ALIEN 3APOLGOIZE TO PROMETHEUS AND COVENANTAPOLOGIZE TO RESURRECTIONFUCKING APOLOGIZETAKE A FUCKING STANCE FOR FUCKING ONCE AND SAY ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING SHIT APOLOGIZE FOR BEING COMPLACENT IN THIS GODFORSAKEN GARBAGE EXISTING
>>214753172>>214752895
Not watching rn. I take it the interesting fucking conversation is off the table?
>>214753370Prometheus and Covenant are like Shakespeare compared to this.
How is it possible for a show to start with so much promise but turn to such irredeemable shit?For once, I was hoping that there will be a twist at the end that it is all a dream or a simulation.This shit is of similar quality to what I would have written in high school. How the fuck is this writing real?
>>214753381It's GoT S8 level bad.
>>214753370I will not apologize. We should've had the first two films and Isolation and nothing else.
This is easily the worst legacy media I've ever watched. Not even RoP or Dark Fate were this bad.
She did da clicky noise and da xeno kill a dozen soldiers in a microsecond
>she uses the force like star warsThis show is so fucking retarded
>>214753399Terrible writers with ai assistance.
lol this is how they're ending this shit show
>>214753370I APOLOGISE
>>214753399>How is it possible for a show to start with so much promise but turn to such irredeemable shit?The promise was the original movies, not anything germane to this show. It was shit all along.>How the fuck is this writing real?Nepo-Jews.
>>214753405>LE ISOLATIONFuck right off. Only the first two count. Alien and Aliens and that's it.
I've mostly hated this show so far. Should I watch this? Or would I just get mad
>>214753370>APOLOGIZE>TAKE A STANCEseems like a bit much of a reaction, it's just a show
>>214753420They never even tried to explain did they
>the nig and the poo synth saying "your time is done, it's our turn now" to the white synthbro
>Arthur
hahaha plant ate the black girl
Based plont
>>214753444If you're passionate about Alien, this show should be the bane of your existence. You're not.
>"Nuke the site from orbit">awful song choice plays
This episode is messy
>the indian kid gets his hit in on Morrowkek, Morrow is getting knocked around in this one
>Eye goes into a corpseBitch made
>Hey should we turn off that thing we already know about where Wendy can fuck with security and turn all of our shit on and off at will with no interface before we lock her up in the prison cell we know might not hold a Synth?>No? We shouldnt do that? Alright, Boy Pussy youre the boss!
Plant did a good job chomping that nigger.
This is the worst finale I’ve ever seen
>>214753441Isolation was made by the original movie's crew.
>>214753502so it seems, so it seems
>>214753467nah, I've long since disconnected any new stuff from the good stuff before. Just because someone makes something doesn't automatically make it matter.
>>214743379Uhhhh guys
>this fucking eyethe eye is a real trooper in trying to get kills in when it can, that thing doesn't stop
nothing happen, wasnt this suppose to be the final???
>>214753467NTA, I love Alien and it sounds like I'll be avoiding this show. But I'm also not "apologizing" to the other bad Alien films.>>214753449lol does this really happen?
>all the best characters (Boy, Atom, Kirsch, Morrow) are humiliated and jobbedPLEASE PLEASE MAY HAWLEY GET HIT BY A BUS
>>214753443It's not even the good kind of bad.
fir a eye ball that this can take a beating
>>214753504Stop making shit up. Fox just gave them ALL the behind the scenes material and other shit so they could replicate the original alien as closely as possible
>Show made Wendy immortal, omniscient and able to control any technologyCome on, man.
>>214753443Gotta finish the shit once it's coming our
Anyone who liked that garbage from Ep1 onward needs to be fully lobotomized and removed from society.
WENDY HAS TO BE THE MOST FUCKING WORRST MARY SUE IN ALL OF MEDIAJESUS FUCKING CHRIST
What are they, the androids from Westworld? I didn't realize they could just be stopped on a dime at a command.
>no eyebro resolution>kirsh and morrow cucked>now we rule
>eye can use a rotting day old bodyFuck off
Told you faggots it'd end on a cliffhanger. A 3/10 episode on a 4/10 season
>What do we do now?>Wendy pets her doggie xenomorph with its baby xenomorph>Now, Alien is Female.
man, this is brutally bad....
>>214753550What a fecal philosophy.
>best girl eye-fu is beaten up effortlessly by Jewish Mary Sue self insertI may become the fucking Joker; what happened to shit like pic related?
>Wendy admires their purity.
>no you don't understand, I had to stop psycho redhead synth for murdering my friends>you're going to have all my friends in the facility killed as you take over?>I'm sorry I doubted you robo-sisterWhat the fuck.
>ocellus blue ballsSad! It will get cancelled and we will never know what happens with kinocellus.
>THE MURDERING MONSTROCITIES ARE HECKIN HONESTKILL HAWLEY>>214753580i want to kill myself for ruining my sleep schedule to watch this>t. euro
NOW WE RULEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
IT'S OVER AND NOTHING HAPPENED>we rule now>cue Pearl JamI'm fucking dying
It's like the episode ended halfway through
SOMEONE TELL ME WHY SHE HAS CONTROL ALL COMPUTER POWERS
>Not a single main character died
>>214753548And Sigourney and Yaphet reprising their roles and Ron Cobb's original notes.>captcha
two bingos at least
Terry R. Bolea Hogan died for this?!?!?
LOL descriptions of this episode sound like the show is having a psychotic break
Wendy, stomp that MOTHERFUCKING BUG!
KILL HAWLEYKILL THE NEPO BABYKILL ALL INVOLVED WITH THIS FUCKING ABOMNINATION
>>214752968people watched six seasons of Lost so yeah probably
What... the... fuck.........
This was the best episode of the season. Everyone got their time in the spotlight. There was the synthbowl. Jeet brained Morrow. The eye getting a low sperm count Boy's assholery on full display, and his approving of Wendy's coldbloodedness was just the icing on the cake.
You have more self respect than to come back for 4 more seasons of this garbage, right?
We getting some good webms though, when Wendy freezes Atom or when the eye gets kicked
>>2147536303
>>214753620because fuck you, that's why
like watching a car crash
Jesus wept, they made sure to subvert and disappoint at the smallest fucking details. This is so vicious and vile. We deserve it for engaging.
>don't speak to me or my son ever again[readacted] Noah right now
>8 episodes of buildup for an eye vs xenomorph fight>doesn't happen
Im just here to see the fate of the diabolical nigga
UHHHHHUHHHHHHUHHHHHHHLITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENEDARE THERE 2 MORE EPISODES LEFT?>no eye>no deaths >no resolution >facility still standingIT LITERALLY ISNT AN ENDING
>>214753627>original crew made alien isolation>has two voice actors and ron cobb's notesYeah. I build a car when I changed it's tires
Have you guys noticed the eye is fucking invincible Like it looks like a squishy little fella but people are hitting it full force and not harming it
>>214753652if you watched anyting beyond the trailer, you deserve this fucking appalling slop.>>214753693IT'S THE FINAL E PISODE
>>214753674On the bright side; Noah offhandedly remarked that it wasn't canon at all before he realized that admitting that made this whole thing way less humiliating.
>>214753612That's exactly how I felt. What the fuck was this show lmao
the show give us the hint that the eye need a living biological being to host >shows the eye dosent use the bodies of the dead crew in the ship >shows it used the cat after its host "the mechanic " dies >somehow it can use a dead body that was rotting for days with its lungs and heart blow up by a xenomorph birth ....this show is dumb
Prometheus won.
Disney fucked up
>that shot at the end of the xeno with his little baby xenoAbsolute SHIT KINO
>teasing ocellus will get a talking host in previous ep>lol noOne of the biggest fakeouts ever
The only reason the frozen synth was in the cage was so Boy's line of "You're going to let her speak to me like that?" was directed at some one. There was zero reason for either synth to be there since Wendy has magic powers and can freeze them.
Not much happened and nothing was resolved and it's the finaleWhat were they thinking???
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHTHIS WASSOFUCKINGASSSAHAHAHDJASASDASDASDASDTHIS IS LEGIT THE WORST SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN
Honestly, I will probably watch this episode it sounds like cringekino or something like that.
Did they run out of money and just decide to stop filming episodes? this doesn't seem like an ending
NOW WE RULE
>>214753709It's one thing to disregard rules established in previous entries of the franchise, but this show doesn't even follow its own rules.
>>214753657IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
>>214753747You will regret it.
>>214753501this show has been making video game references since the start but that was a low point.
>>214753646>brainedIs he dead, looked more like he just got bopped and went unconscious
>>214753734>What were they thinking???Eaaaaaasy money. They got AI to write this slop and sat back.
>>214753743GoT S8 still worse
predatorchads.... i kneel....
>now we rule>BTFO by WY soldiers 5 mins later
NOW WE RULErule what?????? There's a fleet of ying yangs ready to merc you kids and your two pet xenos. Or could you not use your technomancer powers to detect them on radar?
What went wrong with our guy?He was supposed to win
Finale was better than previous two episodesI can't forgive them how bad they treated ocellus at the end
I just don't give a single fuck about the xeno scenes if everything it does is because a super magic robo girl clicks her tongue at it.
>>214753773NO LMAO
>>214753781Nah, one bulletproof xeno will just kill them.
I don't even care that this was some kinda cringe metaphor for taking power from the richWHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER WRITTEN
>>214753706Noah is a failed movie director guy who's now accepted his lot in life: just the TV slop maker who can't make anyting original and just co-opts IP spin-off shows. he made one movie and it flopped and he went back to the shit cannister. first he used marvel and now alien. he's a vicious cuck.
>>214753747It's Star Wars Holiday Special tier; you have been warned.
Guys, what's the S-word? Synth? T_T
>8 episodes of teasing the plant>it did nothing interesting.. it just... eats peopleBRAVO NOAH
>>214753748You have to subscribe to Disney+ for $12.99*/month to watch season 2!*$24.99/month when season 2 airs in three years
>boy genius gets cold cockedheh, he probably had it coming
>>214753782Bro wtf was even the PLOT of this episodeThey forget they were doing a finaleWe rule??? Nigga rule what????
lol
Genuinely, you guys should watch stuff like Tulsa King being in Boomer world is mentally so freeing. Its like every episode matters, the white males always rule and win every fist fight, they always give endings with closure and a bad guy dies at the end. I don't have to spend all day thinking about the meaning of the endings its just like ahhhhhh this is so meaningless and yet meaningful and so comfy.
>>214753758>>214753747>>214753743This was so fucking bad and I don't regret watching it at all>now we ruleI legitimately haven't laughed this hard at a TV show in years
>>214753786Everyone lost except the retard kids carried by God Mode WendyRacist episode in the whole season
>>214753781WY soldiers are less than 1,000 stormtroopers now. They can't hit anything with machine guns, an alien can run right through their fire and chop up all of them in seconds. Sure, there will be more WY soldiers ready to run in and die, but they will still be ineffective
PLEASE FUCKING SAVE US RIDLEYFOR THE LOVE OF FUCKPLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS PLEASE FUCKING BRING BACK DAVID, THE GOO AND THE ENGINEERSPLEASE SAVE ALIEN
HOW THE FUCK DID THE EYE MAKE IT DOWN TO THE BEACH????
At this point I hope it gets cancelled. I'd rather have the unfinished ocellus story than whatever crap Hawley would make as he goes.
>>214752902she got the insmouth look
NOW/WE/RULE/CHADSSTAND UP!!!
>>214753837Normalfags are viscerally disgusting.
>>214753837Kek that’s me btw
>>214753807That's the thing as one Anon said earlier>It's one thing to disregard rules established in previous entries of the franchiseAll these hacks just want to take old franchises and self-insert their fanfiction to the lore and/or canon. It's their legacy. Look how they butchered house of the dragon for example
>>214753817>the plantI'm wondering how it eats them exactly, she gets the big suck from it and then blood starts pouring out after she struggles for a bit.
>>214753837I don't think they really believe this.>>214753838Instructions unclear; watched Yellowstone and Kevin Costner told me to give my birthright away to browns.
I can't believe what I just watched, honestly, without exaggeration, the anons posting on these threads could easily come up with a much better show, it's hard to be so insanely retarded as the writers from this show have been, they're out of their minds if they think people will wait 3 to 5 years for a second season of this.
>>214753851Ridley Scott was an executive producer on Alien Earth
>>214753846those were prodigy troops
>>214753782Wendy can just shut down all of their guns and ships with her mind and have the invincible xenomoprh kill any of the survivors.
>EVERY SINGLE GOOD CHARACTER CAGED AND HUMILIATED AND JOBBED WHILE THE FUCKING DYKE NEPO BABY HUMILIATES THEMAHGGGGGDGHHJDSHGHJDFSGHSUDHFSDKJHFSKD>>214753837AI BOTS.>>214753838that stuff is pozzed, just in lighter dosage.
Racist plant eating that nigger was the best part of this episode.
>>214753789>>214753860Punished cutie is now in an alliance with neglected sperm-man.
>>214753837What's bad about those commentsI thought people would be trying to rationalize her and pretend she hasn't gone evil
>>214753837These have to be bots or paid shills
>>214753870Sit the fuck back down.
Fargo was a shit show. It was nothing like the source movie, it was pure mediocre fanfic. This show is much better. Yeah, so this thread is beset by 20-somethings who want to come off smart because they're negative and watch the Critical Drinker. Those people are young morons, that doesn't mean anything. It's a better show than most.
>>214753897Unironically, the script must have been generated by AI.
I wonder if eye midge will retain all of Arthur's knowledge and try to shut down Wendy and gang. Pay me Disney!
>Jewish Mary Sue smugly dresses down white tech bro while he blubbers and criesI am straight up not having a good time
>goat bleating >it's literally a sheep YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>214753860It's bad if Mr. Eko is saying this dang . I think thst finale could kill the entire momentum of this show for people who pick it up after. My recommendations now have to include a shitty payoff
>>214753897We deserve it.>>214753901I REFUSE THIS
>>214753709the cat was dead anon its back legs were broken in the crash
>>214753781What's stopping wendy from hijacking the WY ships and just crashing them in the air? The writers have no idea what kind of can of worms they have opened by giving her such insane abilities
>>214753912same thing. this garbage doesn't warrant differentiating anything or giving more than a few seconds thought to it
>>214753929>>214753915>>214753894>>214753921they are real people and they really believe that, because ALL leftists are mentally ill, no exceptions and r3ddit is leftist central
>>214753786>what went wrong with MorrowI felt like he was gearing up to wreck everybody and then one slip up and he was done. Glad Timothy Olyphant's character came out on top though.
>plant monster got awayHow!?!?
>>214753935Hello soulless consumer. What's the next tv-series that will become your personality that you will 100% love?
so hermit just doesn't care that she's using the alien to kill people any more? this shit is retarded. I hope yutani nukes the site from orbit.
>>214753935Please neck yourself and make sure you do it publicly so everyone who knew you sees it.
its going to have a season 2
>>214753860It's just bizarre that's where they put the cliffhanger. It would be one thing if we knew for sure it was going to be continued next year, but we might be looking at a three year wait to see them continue the story.
>>214753943it really is that bad
Name one legacy TV spinoff of a big IP like this that was so fucking mindbogglingly bad and vicious to its fans. Maybe Joker 2 comes close but that's a movie.
u guys also known her tech powers were set up in episode 1
>>214753987>everyone made it, even Arthur, and Boy is now a fan of Wendyyes please
>>214753935He says, trying to come off smart.
>>214753935I enjoyed it for what it was, but you know how it goes around here. I especially enjoyed the shitposting even if not all of it was in good fun towards the end, some of the earlier threads had some real fun.
>>214753982They eventually will because there's no knowledge of hybrids in the future, not to mention that W-Y continues making synths instead of hybrids.
>>214753987Nah.
It's always so interesting to me that in American entertainment media a woman's ultimate superpower is either to just scream really loud and shit happens or else to effortlessly will something and it happens. Culturally it's so interesting
>now we ruleWait wutWhen yutani realizes the island is lost she will just fucking nuke it
>>214753977Ocellus let it out
I have no idea what I just watched.How can you make episode 5, but also the finale?
I can't believe they give shows to hacks like Hawley and not me. I could make a piece of shit that's twice as entertaining as this for half the cost. I'd have given you 8 hours of a short hair brunette cutie tiptoeing around a derelict in a tanktop and panties avoiding xenos and becoming increasingly visibly panicked and sweaty as the show went on. And I'd have done it at no salary for myself.
FUCKING APOLOGIZE
>Kirsh, Boy, Morrow, Atom and The Eye, all the best characters, completely emasculated in the finaleman this shit sucked
>>214754013>and vicious to its fans.hey, this ain't Alien 3, Prometheus or Covenant
>>214754013Game of Thrones
>>214754032Why do you think that the parable of Eve was clearly to signal to you that women are the fucking devil?
>>214754041No, the security shot the glass containing it. Why the security were in the lab in the first place...
that was pretty shit
>>214754029Look at this smug little boy
>>214754013Netflix's Resident Evil
>>214754050I never doubted you, Ridley.
I am not watching another season of this
>>214754033That would be an amazing troll to have season 2 start and finish with just one episode doing that
>All those retards saying all the mystery boxes and bad writing was actually all purposely done by Haweley and would be revealed later in the seasonLMAO
>>214749357>>214749388>>214749525APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>214754050why would I apologize? Covenant and Prometheus were always good.
>>214754041No I mean like, can it crawl or something?
>>214754054This is what you get for watching jewish slop starring a shishka nepo baby dyke>>214754057FUCKING END YOUR LIFE YOU SHILL COCKSUCKER
>>214754054It’s kinda like they can’t kill them but they keep knocking them out. So having the overpowered synths is not great. I don’t get it.
Kirschsisters I am feeling VERY defeated by this season finale
>>214754032>superpower is either to just scream really loudWell when you think about it, is there really a single greater strength for the relatively helpless than to scream or cry out? Men are practically wired biologically to come running in droves to the distress of women and children (and other men to a lesser extent).
>>214754050Why would I apologize to someone who brought this trash about?
Horrible series with a horrible season finale.>Now we rule.Just woke my shit up.
>>214753977It turns out "fauna presents as flora" moves real fucking fast and is stronger than it let on when a bullet hit the cage to give it a tiny hole
>>214754093Remember the first time Kirsh and Isaac found it, it was in the hallway outside of the Maginot lab where it was kept
TRUTH NUKE:If you're still engaging with Hollykike media in 2025, you are the lowest life form in existence. Lower than a miniscule dirt-eating termite.
TIME FOR THE LOWDOWN
>>214754093you missed it moving along the wall?
Anyone rewatching some of the older movies? Why was Covenant so terrible?
So in Alien Ash starts borderline malfunctioning once he has to initiate aggression against Ripley because he's implied to be outfitted with Asimov's Laws of Robotics that have been overridden. Boy's synths clearly don't have this limitation, Boy makes that clear, but then why did Yutani program the laws into their synths? Yutani is a stone cold bitch in this show.
So we are all just mad the writing and story beats are complete nonsensical dogshit right?How did this get approved?
Boy Kavalier built a synth at 6 years old out of common household objects.
>>214754065I assure you, I have nothing to be smug about.
>>214752737I dont know what to say, I gave this a chance ever since it started. But, they made literally every single wrong choice. They really had good material to work with, but they decided to explore it in the most retarded ways, Im baffled.
Is Wendy a Mary Sue?- can somehow control technology like a god- kills an alien with her bare hands- can somehow speak to aliens - is a know it allShe's really pissing me off
>>214754109You know better.
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>>214754109Apparently if someone makes someone shit, and then someone makes something even shitter. Then magically the first shit is no longer shit for some reason.
Did anyone else feel compeltely dissociated watching this? It was like some kind of psychological processing.
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>kirsh is boy kavalier's dadcool, I guess
>>214753987>>214754025zombie arthur plioted by Ocellus chan trying to figure out what to do Yutani coming to destroy the island Plant missing Wendy trying to be An Robot overlord SIGN ME UP
>>214754109Aliens fans are so fucking abused and shat on that no matter what they will always run back to Ridley who was the cause of the abuse. He made Romulus, Covenant, Prometheus, Earht. IT'S ALL HIM. GOD CAN'T HE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
Not surprised it went the direction it did in the end. They came out before the show aired and had to say it's not canon to the rest of the franchise, so it was merely a ticking clock until it fumbled the finale.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DW9V0A57F4>Host Adam Rogers break down episode 8 of FX’s Alien: Earth with series creator Noah Hawley, Co-EP Migizi Pensoneau, actress Sydney Chandler, and stunt coordinator Rob Inch.Get in here Hawleychads! We celebrating!
>>214754137it was Atom if that wasn't clear
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>>214754113>>214754117>>214754127I think my eyes and brain were glazing over due to the shit writing and Wendys luscious lips
CHARACTERS THAT GET A HALLPASS>kirsch>smee>the redshirt security guy that is still alive>arthur>the crew on maginot
>>214754101that outcome was pretty clear in hindsight cause Kirsh was too smug and Morrow is the antihero. It's still silly that his guard possessed the key to his murder-arm, I mean, what for?
>>214754050always wanted a final movie sequel to prometheus and covenant
>>214754151No, the point of the show is humanity good. The androids are literally using aliens to genocide humanity and take over the world. S2 will be about Hermit having to betray wendy and destroy the androids.
>>214754054anon Eye chan was a girl anyway she got a zombie body now shes great
>>214754137Boy Kavalier built this synth in a cave...
>>214754141You would think they would have been smart enough to give her a character flaw to make the story something. But she’s kind of scary now.
>>214754140>They really had good material to work with, but they decided to explore it in the most retarded ways, Im baffled.ThisHow did it get to this pointWho the fuck approved this
>>214754101>Kirschsisters I am feeling VERY defeated by this season finaleAs a long time Justified d-rider, I was hoping to get a bit more out of synth Raylon. I'm not totally defeated, but I am deflated.
Sydney is not a good actress. She has the skill level of a first year acting school bitch. Having skilled British performers in the actual craft have to suck up to this nepo bitch riding on daddy's money was so infuriating.
>>214754101>>214754183Kirsh won the synthbowl
predator won
>>214754185(Hermit and Morrow team up already foreshadowed btw)
>>214754218We lose!
>>214754173Doesn't the Indian kid get one too since he was forced to do stuff by morrow?
>>214754101It was a humiliation ritual
>>214754160>in a finale, everything has to pay off. You don't want to short change your audienceyeah... oops...
>>214754050No. Prometheus and Covenant are still absolute trash even if this turd just joined them on the bottom tier.
>>214754185Whatever happens to these characters doesn't matter, obviously they don't exist in the next movies.The philosophy and messaging of the entire season is precisely that. Merge with the machine. Even the nice motherly lady who poured hre heart out into the children was considered a "bad guy" by the synths. That should tell you something.
>>214754213she's kyle chandler's daughter and god knows she doesn't have the brains for anything else and plus she doesn't need no man and will die childless judging by her being already 30 and not in a relationship and just getitng her big break. women will do anything but settle down and face reality. anything.
>>214754218Predators, The Predator, Prey are all horrible. Badlands looks like another Disney MCU girl power subversive garbage.Alien won by virtue of having its last good installment come out in 2014, that is Alien: Isolation.
>Boy Retards "Wanna know how I got these scars" speech>Wendy's "angry little man" speechAll this shit is so cliché
>>214754250>Even the nice motherly ladyher and the androids are both the bad guys.
>>214754130No. Ash literally states that>What was your special order?>Ash: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.All other priorities rescinded. Crew expendable. It means that thosenprders surpass the ones that prohibits him from hurting people.
So can Wendy just control all of Yutani and the island, internet, all other synths, and the Xenomorphs?Hahahhaa
>>214754265Get off it's case, anon. This is the first show written entirely by AI I'd say it's bretty gub
>>214754215>Kirsh won the synthbowlYeah, definitely happy he at least came out on top, even if Morrow had him on the ropes and coughing up white stuff like he had just made him swallow.
>>214754255>The PredatorQuips aside and the 'tism meme, it was a step in the right direction. Now we just have Reddit girlboss pozzed slop. We passed on a legend like Shane Black, from the OG, who tried to bring it back to the baseline and we shat all over him. This is what you deserve.
>>214754255predators is really fucking good
>>214754131The writers were all high on each other's farts and no one stopped them.
Fuck me. That jail scene was so fucking bad jesus christ. On top of that I can't fucking stand how Wendy or her brother. both of them fucking suck so bad. The only way this show has any chance of redeeming itself would be if the *PET* Alien fucking annihilates that stupid cunt, and the Eyeball crawl into that empty fucking skull of her retard brother. I can't fucking believe how sad the state of affairs is when this show's writing is being considered even remotely acceptable. Every fucking plot advancement almost just boils down to everyone being fucking retarded. Those stupid hacks writers are really making that single excuse do all the fucking lifting for them. I am only 10 minutes into the final episode, but it's almost painful to go on. Also Wendy doing that stupid alien speech is getting on my nerves so fucking bad
>>214754292>it was a step in the right directionlol fuck off.
>>214754265Seriously, they couldn't put an ounce of effort into it?
>>214754282It's just r-slurry that Atom Eins is connected to the same network.
>>214754233No.
>>214754299No it isn't. It's decent for what it is: a cheap rehash of Predator.
Honestly this show almost felt tonally like a parody of the past 10 years of western girlboss entertainment media excess. Like a satire
>>214754271What did she do wrong? She had nothing but genuine care for them but she can't wave a magic wand and make the monsters go away. Her being there was essential to the program, and you can argue that the posthuman program is unethical, but then if you don't have someone like her in the corporation you have literally no one good.
>>214754307>The only way this show has any chance of redeeming itself would be if the *PET* Alien fucking annihilates that stupid cunt,As a twist something like this would be best if they let it ride for as long as possible. If this is really supposed to be a 5 season show, it shouldn't happen until the very end of season 4 or partway through season 5.
>>214754254Nice lips tho
>>214754292>The Predator>the one with autistic Predators or something I thinkI've never actually looked at that one, but it sounds hilarious for the memes alone.
>>214754215His back was broken.
How do you make something more X-treme than Resurrection? Is that what they pitched? They probably wanted to make something that made all alien fans happy but they were like, we are gonna make this crazier than all others and spend millions of dollars.
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>>214754344she gaslit children into believing that they would become immortal only to kill them all.
I, for one, found our heroine to be grounded and believable.
>>214754348she is a nice and very tight piece of ass for sure (even if she's a crazy barren feminist dyke-leaning bitch) but i dont see her getting many roles after this. she was horrible. the only ones i see that this show makes into big names is the guy playing boy and morrow. they were sublime.
>>214754389Retard
>>214754343Will be avoiding this episode. I am sure it does, but it also seems like it's done without irony.
>>214754390yeah, she killed all children, holy shit you're right
>Hey Boy Kavalavuhvaveer, do you see how Wendy is controlling tech with her fucking mind?>"Yeah bro I do I see that haha so weird!">*fast forward 7 episodes*>Okay Boy Kunny, we are about to lock Wendy up. Do you remember how she can like control our network and shit with her brain? Well I was thinking maybe we should turn it off, or perhaps maybe instead we could just remotely put all the kid synths into sleep mode or just turn off their legs or some shit? Infact why are we even putting them in a prison cell we have both just acknowledged probably won't hold synths? Lets just turn them off until we figure our shit out? What do you think Boy Pussy?>"haha, eyeball bro. Wanna hear about my dad raping me?"Bravo Hawley
I fucking hate this shit. 8 episodes of absolutely nothing. Once again I have fallen for the jewish tricksters.
>>214754419It was literally the holocaust wow
>>214754440you will fall for them again and again until you die and are reincarnated into this jewish hellscape reality again to consoom and suffer
>>214754278>No. Ash literally states thatHe starts sweating synth blood and making weird sex faces when he has to attack her. What he's doing clearly conflicts with what he's supposed to be doing.
>rawr im so psycho! i'll make weird noises before jumping on you and beating you to death!fuck this character
I binged the first 3 Alien movies recently which I've seen many many times in the past - OK well except Alien 3 which overall I did like but man was such a major shift in tone. bald religious british guys in space? ANYWAY - how is Resurrection? Of course I'm going to watch it regardless, but after all these years, I haven't seen it before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrR82XLCKq8
>>214754423>"Wanna hear about my dad raping me?"The dude needed to get it off of his chest, he had been holding that one in all season.
>>214754440Dont worry, a new show will be released that will replace alien earth. Consuming goes in a never ending cycle
>>214754485resurrection is a memey action flick, nothing like the other movies but not bad in itself
I like nibs still. They did kirsch wrong.The second Xeno was cooler than the first one. It’s like they built a better model.…Exploding elevator….
>>214754477>fuck this characteryeah, fuck her right in the mouth, preferably with a lot of suctionI can't believe my girl Nibs ended up as a psycho crazy bitch.
Hawley's retarded OC robot show being slapped with the Alien franchise name was a big mistake. The man obviously wanted to make something else. Xenomorphs were sidelined.
>>214754472Listen buddy, that's your own personal head canon. The rules of robotics are never acknowledged in the alien franchise. Bishop says in Aliens that>Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being."Behavioral inhibitors"
>>214754458No.
>>214754604Yes. Sad!
>>214754440>>214754458>Judaic talmudic devil worshippers did thisAre we invoking Jews for the fun of it or are we actually blaming them? I'm not sure if anyone behind this is particularly notable for their jewishness.
>>214754628No, you're in MY hell :)
>>214754654Antisemitism is a form of comedy now, anon. Stub your toe on the sidewalk? It's the Jews.
>>214754440Happens every time bro. Already need my new weekly. What's next
Let it be known that this synth boy here got dunked on hard and he deserved every moment of it.
>>214754738>HAHAHAH GUYS LOOK AT THAT SHABBOS GOY DEFENDING US! AHAHAH MAKE ALL HIS LOVED ONES BE KILLED BY NIGGERS TO TEACH HIM A LESSONThis is you.
>>214754472Parker hits him in the head. That's why he starts bleeding and starts going haywire. Watch the movie again
>>214754738Well at this point I'm just waiting for the usual early life section post to happen, but I don't think that Hawley guy is jewish. >Antisemitism is a form of comedy nowWell Cartman did always make me laugh so I can kinda see where they're coming from.
>>214754829Got a runny nose? Jews.
There's no way that Morrow and "Boy kavalier" were both written by the same person
tx for the magnet hookup
>>214754918written by the same AI
>>214754472>>214754602I haven't been in this discussion before but to my surprise a while back I learned that Ridley Scott and Ian Holm had specific, very non-robotic ideas about Ash's motivations>Rather than just beating her up, isn’t it more interesting that he actually tries to have a sexual experience with her? He has always wanted to, and here’s his opportunity but he doesn’t have that requisite part, and therefore it’s a magazine
>holy shit Atom revealed he's a synth and is about to fight let's fuckin->*woosh* sudden machine paralysis techniqueHAWLEY WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK THIS SHITHEAP EPISODE FINALLY SEEMED TO BE GOING SOMEWHERE INTERESTING AND YOU MARY SUE THIS SHIT AGAIN SERIOUSLY YES IM ACTUALLY FUCKING MAD AT THE ABSOLUTE BLUE BALLS
>>214754948>i want to out-perv Giger
>>214754969If androids are on the wifi doesn't that make them susceptible to hacking? Why would anyone want that security vulnerability on beings that are stronger and tougher than humans? The wendy mind trick never should have happened
>>214754969>sudden machine paralysis techniqueHe got hit with the good ol' "cease all motor functions" technique from Westworld.
>>214752810>>214752814imagine if people were competent in the aliens universe and were able to collect and keep aliens contained with incidents and study then and progress science. but then I suppose wed have no movies.
>>214755252*without incidents
How is it possible that Kirsh is the only likable character???
>>214755406Raymond Gibbons is likeable by default. The others had to prove themselves likeable but they all failed
>>214755437>raymond gibbons>raymondfucking kek, I myself have butchered Raylan's name so many times that for all I know his name may actually be raymond
>>214754101what even was the point of this weakling? he couldnt even beat a cyborg in battle. if the show was to follow its own logic, a fully synthetic person would always be stronger than something that is half human, even if it was an older model.
>>214755745they flipped a coin to decide which of them should job harder in the synthbowl, but at least he won in the endbut they both just get locked up anyway so it isn't much of a victory
>>214754371But not his robot spirit
>>214756399lol
